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Hello, and thank you for calling St. Mary's Cathedral.

Thank God. I really need your help. I think my daughter's sexually possessed.

She keeps trying to fuck everything and masturbating, rubbing her pussy down the

stairs, and I can't take it. I don't know what to do. Just last week, Father,

she tried to suck my dick, and that's my stepdaughter.

I mean, can you come over here, send someone, and please help me?

Tell me more about your daughter.

She's levitating off the bed, vomiting, splitting soup, and trying to fuck

everything. No, no, no, no, no, no.

Is she a blonde or a brunette or maybe something else?

She's a brunette.

What would you say she weighs?

Maybe 110 pounds or so. Oh, I never really weighed her. Oh, yes. That's

Would you say she's a butt bee?

No, maybe a bee or something. Not that I look, Father. I would never do

something like that. That's my stepdaughter, but it's okay.

I'm getting a rather strong sensation right now.

Would your stepdaughter perhaps be of Asian descent?

Yeah, her mother is from China. She's Asian, yes.

Listen, what's your address?

Oh, thank you, Father.

There is a God. Thank you.

The Lord sure does work in strange ways.

Exorcism?

More like a sexorcism.

What the fuck am I getting myself into?

It's 2018.

I mean, who the fuck is possessed by demons today?

I bet the problem is this bitch has never been fucked right.

Yeah, I'm sure that's all it is.

I mean, I've come across a few sex -starved cunts in my time, and let me

you, they were so cunty, you'd have thought the devil himself had set up

their room.

Today will be easy.

Go in, reassure Pops that the father here can excise the demon.

And then find a way to slip into that tight old cloth.

Part in those pussy lips like Moses parted the Red Seas.

No problem.

Now don't you forget.

There's no pussy you can't crack because you're the fucking man.

Now go get that ass like you were born to do, you bad motherfucker.

Father, please come on in. Thank you.

Father, call.

Oh, Father, thank you.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Can I take you to my daughter, please?

Absolutely. But listen, find it best if you stay down here.

Things could get a little ugly.

Point me to the right. Yes, he is.

I want you to have a seat.

Do some praying.

Just do some praying.

Yes. Yes, Father.

Thank you for watching.

Has the Lord provided or what?

Hi. Who are you?

Hello. I'm Father Carl.

I'm here to help you.

Help me?

Yes, sweetheart.

I'm here to set you free.

Set me free?

Yes.

We need to release the demons within.

I don't have any demons inside of me. Let Carl take a look.

What are those?

They're the tools of my trade.

I lay back and look to the left.

That's Father Carlton's walk.

He's got one on his side of me.

Beautiful, you all.

Thank you.

I hear you've been quite out of control sexually lately.

Yeah.

It looks that way.

No you are not pretty.

Do you hear me?

Whose cunt are you?

Fucking say it, not with balls in your mouth, bitch.

Whose cunt are you?

Say it. Your cunt.

Say I'm your cunt. I'm your cunt.

Good demon whore.

You do as I say.

Suck my cock and balls.

She has been cleansed.