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Hi David.

Yo, what's up?

Some signs of life, Ed.

What day is it now?

I think like 63.

Whoa, okay.

One second.

Hi everyone.

If there's still anyone out there, it's me again. It's been three months since

the apocalypse and we still haven't found any survivors.

It's just me.

My best friend back there, and his stepsister,

and my stepsister. Today, as every month, we have our meeting, and today

going to be talking about Project Repopulation.

The four of us are still virgins, and we have this parody ring, but I think it's

time we all have sex with each other. And, I mean, I've been having these

urges. Yesterday I accidentally found my best friend's sister naked.

And today, I saw my own stepsister naked.

Let's see how this goes.

All right.

Welcome to our monthly meeting.

How are we on the plot? We are doing great. We have a few.

We've saved the last just a few months.

Okay.

How are we on medicine?

We have all the medicine. We're good.

Okay.

Any survivors you know?

No, I don't want to watch.

Okay, so I really didn't want to have to get to the point, but I think we should

bring back out Project Repopulation.

Great. Okay, but how are we going to do this?

Yeah.

Look, I know we had our whole pact with the purity rings, and we stayed virgins

forever, and I know it's a little out there, but...

I think we're just going to need to break it, and I'm going to have to play

your sister, and you're going to have to play with mine.

What do you mean?

I'm totally down.

Well, I'm sorry to be a bummer, but we don't know anything about sex. Our

parents didn't teach us anything about that. Yeah, we don't know anything.

Well, I could teach you.

Uh -oh.

I'll learn to start.

Well, I kind of watched some Kingsgate porn.

You did?

Yeah, for learning purposes. Oh my god.

Only for learning purposes.

We don't even have internet.

Did you download it? Like, how long ago did you watch it?

Yeah, I downloaded it, of course.

Oh my god, I can't believe you did that.

Okay, um... Alright, so... I'm thinking instead of, like,

splitting up Kingsgate... We really don't know anything, but I guess my

does.

We could all do it together.

Yeah. I don't know about this.

I mean, it's better than me and you just going off and like, what if I put it in

the wrong hole or something?

Yeah. What if he put it in my sister's wrong hole? Like, we can't have that

happen. Yeah, that'd be really bad.

There's really no such thing as a wrong hole, but we can start from the

beginning.

Oh my god, you're mean.

I don't know, I never had the chance to watch porn before all the power shut

off. Ugh, I'm not obsessed out.

I mean,

I did already think you could make it look lefty.

What? What do you mean, what?

Yeah.

Yeah, and I totally overheard that, and I was just pretending not to hear it

earlier.

Yeah.

I think we should let Prit take the whole handle and we can get back

later and try to pull things off.

Yeah.

I need your help. I don't know if I'm going to be doing it right.

Yeah, I'm nervous.

I can help you.

Okay.

Okay.

Now take 10.

Alright.

Hey. Hey.

Okay.

Now what?

Oh my god.

Alright, bro.

That's okay. I'm going to do it.

Okay. What do we do from here?

What do you think of the videos?

All good?

Do I take your top off?

Do I pull it out or do you pull it out? Do you touch it? Do I touch it?

I don't know.

Sorry. I'm doing it.

No.

No? Here.

It's okay.

Take my time.

Well, should I stand up?

Yeah.

I don't know how to get the balls off.

Oh, I'll do it.

Oh my God, is that my... I don't want to be that.

Mark, why are you looking at me?

Stop. Nose or toe?

Oh my God.

Don't look.

Oh my gosh.

You're Gordon?

I'm just here, I don't really know.

Okay.

Am I even doing it right?

Just like that.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

whoa. I can feel something coming.

What?

Nothing, just a little flow.

Sorry, it's my first time.

Sorry, it's my first time.

I don't know. I'm going to ask my question.

I can't help it.

Amazing.

Thank you.

I never knew a mouth could do more than just eat.

That's what mom and dad did.

Alright, don't say that.

I was just wondering.

It's all new to me.

Alright, then.

You gotta return the favor.

Great, what do you mean? It's a precaution.

What's that?

You go down on us.

Go down?

Like, we get on our knees?

You burper.

I don't think we're at it.

Really, I think, silly.

You'll figure it out.

Okay, I guess I won't figure it out.

Okay, so, like, kids are like this.

Where, God, you know, they're not. I'm sorry, I didn't know.

What can I do?

Do I have to sit on it?

You can.

Do you feel better now? Yes, I feel better now.

Good.

I think you're doing a good job.

Yeah.

Well, I won't find out.

Nope.

You're doing an okay job, but let me show you how it's done.

I'll show you how it's done and you suck him and you eat him.

What?

Tell me what to do and I'll get it done.

I didn't think about this.

I watched it on Can't Keep Sight. Really?

Yeah.

Oh my god.

Oh yeah!

Mmm, oh, fuck.

Whoa,

you're cutting my dick.

Do it.

Do it.

Let's do that. Oh my god.

Am I doing it right?

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

my God. I can't believe we're doing this. I can't believe we are doing this.

Breaking your virginity ring for your brother's best friend.

Very much a surprise.

Have you done this before or only seen it in the videos?

You do look like you're having a lot less fun.

What year are we doing?

69. I know. Oh my god.

Nothing. How do you do a number?

It's been 69 days.

So, um... Just sit down.

Okay.

Oh god.

Oh? Okay.

This is not close.

Okay?

So do I just put it on? Yeah.

This is pretty close.

Okay.

Okay.

Oh, I got a little too close. Yeah. Right here.

Don't pull me like that. Oh, God.

Don't look.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

Are you? No, don't.

No, I got it.

I got it wet enough.

Oh. Oh.

It's so weird.

Yeah,

dude. It's worth it in the world.

It still feels real good.

Oh.

I'm so sorry.

I was about to.

I was about to.

Oh. Oh, my God.

Oh, whoa. I'm sorry.

Hold on.

I need a little spit.

Can you help me out?

I guess.

Oh.

I was just getting it wet.

It was just help, okay? It wasn't.

You're just getting weirder and weirder. Oh.

Are you sucking my dick right now?

Yeah.

Oh, that's not cool.

You're just that brother.

I'll do that at the same time.

on the planet, dude.

Doesn't matter anymore. What would mom and dad say?

Who cares?

They don't, dude.

I think that's your dad.

I don't know that.

They could come home one day.

Oh. Oh my god.

I... Okay, I really don't know about that.

I'm like trying so hard to be... I don't know.

I really appreciate you getting it wet, but... Can you put it back in it, Lee?

Please?

Thank you.

Yeah, there we go.

I'm so sorry.

I keep hitting... My dick just goes up.

See, why can't you have that real quick? I mean, I guess it's kind of nice. Why

are you just not into it?

Well, you're... I guess it's a little nice.

I still don't know how I feel about my sister. I

guess

mom and dad can't find out.

Well, they won't.

Can you help me put it back inside?

Kinda nice?

Who's blue is that?

Oh, mine.

You're touching my pictures.

What the fuck?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

It's just, I'm new at this, okay? I thought they were just trying to help

and not grab them all up.

Well, I have two hands and two eyes and I'm not using them anymore.

I mean, if you really want to, I could, like, stand in front of him and say, you

know. So now what are we going to do?

I was hoping you could mind me.

Yeah.

Okay.

So what? You're going to, like, get on top of him?

What do you want to do?

um maybe like i could bend over okay

Could you get it wet for me like earlier?

Of course.

Let it back in.

It's still, like, iffy. I know I let my sister help and all, but, like, that

would just help not actually being in love with her.

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Fuck those purity rings.

Yeah.

All right. Well, see you saving the world.