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Have you ever hooked up with a girl and the sex was so good you'd literally stop

having sex with every other girl in your rotation because they just didn't

measure up?

I did that a month ago.

I think we should go ring shopping this weekend.

And it flipped my world upside down.

So I was thinking about these.

The danger of women like Jewel is that they never start out like this. She

didn't start out like this.

Here's what happened.

Jewel and I had gone on about six dates, and she never did more than kiss me.

She told me... I would invite you in, but I'm not looking for a relationship.

That's okay.

And the thing is, with someone else, I had just stopped calling and moved on.

But she was beautiful and cool and didn't seem crazy.

She seemed perfect.

And I was willing to see where it went.

I was willing to go slow.

And after three weeks of dating, she invited me to spend the night, which for

her was a major step.

Have you watched this before?

Oh, I think I've seen parts of it, maybe.

I'm not having sex with you.

Just kissing.

Just kissing.

Amen.

Are you sure about that?

Huh?

Mm -hmm.

Oh.

Bye. Bye.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Ugh.

relationship.

Yes.

Yeah, I've heard it.

I wonder how many guys have done that too. Pack my stuff.

Play the long game, lure them in, and then basically destroy their freedom.

You didn't leave me any room like we talked about.

I'm trapped.

Whatever. But maybe I'm okay with that. I think this dress would look so good

for a destination wedding. Don't you think?