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Welcome back.

Thank you, Mr. Jones.

Come with me.

I'm afraid I didn't cancel today.

Why would I do that?

This isn't exactly something I thought you'd be comfortable with.

I'm comfortable.

You know, I'm usually good at reading people, but not you for some reason.

Is that good or bad?

I'm not sure yet.

So this is where the magic happens, huh?

Sometimes.

Not always.

Of course.

You're a very attractive man, so why do you need me to run your dating app?

Truth be told, I just don't have time to run my profiles.

I want sex.

I don't want the games.

And meeting someone in real life just isn't an option?

You know, I don't want to be bothered with the whole back and forth.

I just want them to come over, fuck, and go home.

A real relationship guy.

You know, I have been very impressed with how you've responded to my matches.

Really?

Yeah.

You don't sound like a woman in any of them.

Well, I am pretending to be you, so...

I guess that means I'm doing a good job.

And you're a lot more forward than I would have been.

Would you prefer I be less direct?

No. I like it.

Now, is this how you usually are, or just when you're pretending to be me?

I think I'm pretty direct.

Would you say you've been direct with me this whole time?

As direct as I can be.

What does that mean?

I need to be professional.

And if you didn't, what would that look like?

I would have fucked you by now.

You still can.

Then why are you standing over there?

Very nice.

Mm -hmm.

Enjoy this one.

You are very full.

My curiosity got the cat.

Doesn't that feel good?

Pants.

Let's see what she got.

I wouldn't expect it.

Wow.

Oh, yes.

Oh, thank you.

Yes. Oh, my God.

Oh.

This isn't right.

get you going.

Not bad.

Huh.

Keep talking.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

Yes,

yes.

Oh, dear.

I think it's like that.

Yeah, it's like feeling while you're dating.

You're gonna come inside me or you're not gonna come at all.

relationship type either.