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Well, well, well, little sand rat.

It looks like even on the holiest of holiest,

you couldn't stop thinking about me.

I knew that you'd

understood everything I said.

And that you had really discovered that deep down, everything I pointed out

to you last time was true.

And I knew it was a matter of time before I found you

begging me, pleading for

me to let you serve me.

But here's the thing.

Words are only words.

And you begging me like that doesn't make me

believe that you really, really want to give up your religion.

So how about this?

See, now it's Ramadan.

Denounce Allah.

Say it out loud.

Tell me that this holy month is a bunch of bullshit.

That Allah has never done anything for you.

That he's never proved his existence.

That you can see, hear, and smell me.

I'm real.

He's not.

Go on.

Say it loud.

I'm pleased.

But that's only the first step.

Ramadan has a few days left to go.

And I'm about to order some changes.

You know, next time,

for the next couple days out, when you're in this

damn position,

head to the floor, ass in the air.

Supposedly praying to your great Allah that you just renounced.

You're gonna pray to little old me.

Me.

That wasn't so hard, now was it?

Now I need to get to the other part.

This whole fasting nonsense.

See, I have a medical condition.

I can't go a few hours without eating.

Or else my blood sugar could drop so dangerously low that I could end up in a

coma with brain damage and die.

Yeah, it's a very scary possibility, but it's very true.

Now, your body can go.

Normal people's bodies can go days

without food.

But it's the water.

The water is very important.

I mean, very important.

I mean, water makes up 80 % of you.

You're very self -needed. You're fine.

And by you dehydrating yourself during the day, the hot

day, you're causing yourself

You shrivel up, work harder, therefore

prematurely aging you.

Tell me, do you really want to look like you're 80 when you're barely 50 years

old?

I didn't think so.

Dehydration causes multiple health problems.

Including wrinkles.

So you really, really need to sit there and start drinking some

water.

Yes, I know.

Ramadan's only a couple days long.

Left, I should say.

It's a whole month, and here we are catching the tail end of it.

But no.

How are you supposed to serve me?

Long. Period.

Years.

Decades.

If you're not healthy.

I don't want an ill servant.

I want the best. And only the best.

You're sickly.

You're useful for me.

So, keep yourself in shape.

Eat and drink plenty of fluids.

Starving yourself and then binge eating is a no -go.

Absolutely a fucking no -go.

I don't care if you have to sit there and grab a bite.

And drink a bottle of water in a bathroom stall where no one will see

Just fucking do it.

Look, if you think I'm being harsh on you and your religion,

honey, just remember, Ramadan's not the only holiday that exists.

And every one.

Just wait.

Yom Kippur.

Hanukkah.

Kwanzaa.

Christmas.

It's all going down.

I've just decided to start with you.

Seeing how you guys are all oppressed.

I'm looking for answers in a better way.

Just wait.

I'm starting with you.

But soon, the rest of the world will know that

Goddess Amy is the only true religion.

I'm the only thing that's going to be served,

worshipped, and adored.

I am everything.

And I'm going to be your everything.

Starting...