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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,900 --> 00:00:07,100 Well, well, well, little sand rat. 2 00:00:10,900 --> 00:00:15,900 It looks like even on the holiest of holiest, 3 00:00:16,020 --> 00:00:20,120 you couldn't stop thinking about me. 4 00:00:22,320 --> 00:00:29,160 I knew that you'd 5 00:00:29,160 --> 00:00:30,660 understood everything I said. 6 00:00:36,620 --> 00:00:43,400 And that you had really discovered that deep down, everything I pointed out 7 00:00:43,400 --> 00:00:46,340 to you last time was true. 8 00:00:50,140 --> 00:00:56,700 And I knew it was a matter of time before I found you 9 00:00:56,700 --> 00:01:02,700 begging me, pleading for 10 00:01:02,700 --> 00:01:05,379 me to let you serve me. 11 00:01:11,180 --> 00:01:12,220 But here's the thing. 12 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:16,560 Words are only words. 13 00:01:18,480 --> 00:01:25,160 And you begging me like that doesn't make me 14 00:01:25,160 --> 00:01:31,140 believe that you really, really want to give up your religion. 15 00:01:32,680 --> 00:01:34,340 So how about this? 16 00:01:37,060 --> 00:01:38,220 See, now it's Ramadan. 17 00:01:40,820 --> 00:01:41,820 Denounce Allah. 18 00:01:43,980 --> 00:01:45,200 Say it out loud. 19 00:01:46,340 --> 00:01:50,940 Tell me that this holy month is a bunch of bullshit. 20 00:01:53,060 --> 00:01:55,820 That Allah has never done anything for you. 21 00:01:57,020 --> 00:01:59,300 That he's never proved his existence. 22 00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:05,320 That you can see, hear, and smell me. 23 00:02:07,820 --> 00:02:09,160 I'm real. 24 00:02:10,320 --> 00:02:11,320 He's not. 25 00:02:12,460 --> 00:02:13,460 Go on. 26 00:02:16,640 --> 00:02:17,780 Say it loud. 27 00:02:30,420 --> 00:02:31,420 I'm pleased. 28 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:34,340 But that's only the first step. 29 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:39,320 Ramadan has a few days left to go. 30 00:02:42,090 --> 00:02:43,550 And I'm about to order some changes. 31 00:02:47,550 --> 00:02:54,310 You know, next time, 32 00:02:54,330 --> 00:03:01,150 for the next couple days out, when you're in this 33 00:03:01,150 --> 00:03:02,150 damn position, 34 00:03:02,850 --> 00:03:09,450 head to the floor, ass in the air. 35 00:03:11,900 --> 00:03:16,180 Supposedly praying to your great Allah that you just renounced. 36 00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:23,180 You're gonna pray to little old me. 37 00:03:28,560 --> 00:03:29,560 Me. 38 00:04:08,270 --> 00:04:10,870 That wasn't so hard, now was it? 39 00:04:20,980 --> 00:04:23,240 Now I need to get to the other part. 40 00:04:24,380 --> 00:04:28,440 This whole fasting nonsense. 41 00:04:32,160 --> 00:04:34,100 See, I have a medical condition. 42 00:04:35,640 --> 00:04:38,600 I can't go a few hours without eating. 43 00:04:39,150 --> 00:04:42,990 Or else my blood sugar could drop so dangerously low that I could end up in a 44 00:04:42,990 --> 00:04:45,450 coma with brain damage and die. 45 00:04:46,230 --> 00:04:49,330 Yeah, it's a very scary possibility, but it's very true. 46 00:04:52,210 --> 00:04:55,110 Now, your body can go. 47 00:04:55,990 --> 00:05:01,090 Normal people's bodies can go days 48 00:05:01,090 --> 00:05:04,150 without food. 49 00:05:05,350 --> 00:05:06,810 But it's the water. 50 00:05:08,910 --> 00:05:10,870 The water is very important. 51 00:05:11,170 --> 00:05:13,410 I mean, very important. 52 00:05:14,470 --> 00:05:19,350 I mean, water makes up 80 % of you. 53 00:05:20,430 --> 00:05:23,070 You're very self -needed. You're fine. 54 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:30,730 And by you dehydrating yourself during the day, the hot 55 00:05:30,730 --> 00:05:36,030 day, you're causing yourself 56 00:05:37,930 --> 00:05:43,710 You shrivel up, work harder, therefore 57 00:05:43,710 --> 00:05:47,070 prematurely aging you. 58 00:05:49,690 --> 00:05:56,110 Tell me, do you really want to look like you're 80 when you're barely 50 years 59 00:05:56,110 --> 00:05:57,110 old? 60 00:05:57,810 --> 00:05:59,230 I didn't think so. 61 00:06:01,150 --> 00:06:05,130 Dehydration causes multiple health problems. 62 00:06:08,780 --> 00:06:09,780 Including wrinkles. 63 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:20,280 So you really, really need to sit there and start drinking some 64 00:06:20,280 --> 00:06:21,280 water. 65 00:06:22,660 --> 00:06:23,740 Yes, I know. 66 00:06:25,300 --> 00:06:27,220 Ramadan's only a couple days long. 67 00:06:27,820 --> 00:06:29,000 Left, I should say. 68 00:06:29,940 --> 00:06:33,540 It's a whole month, and here we are catching the tail end of it. 69 00:06:35,740 --> 00:06:36,740 But no. 70 00:06:39,500 --> 00:06:41,080 How are you supposed to serve me? 71 00:06:42,180 --> 00:06:44,440 Long. Period. 72 00:06:45,980 --> 00:06:46,980 Years. 73 00:06:47,760 --> 00:06:48,760 Decades. 74 00:06:49,420 --> 00:06:51,420 If you're not healthy. 75 00:06:52,760 --> 00:06:59,120 I don't want an ill servant. 76 00:07:00,060 --> 00:07:04,160 I want the best. And only the best. 77 00:07:06,080 --> 00:07:07,480 You're sickly. 78 00:07:09,040 --> 00:07:10,340 You're useful for me. 79 00:07:12,780 --> 00:07:16,680 So, keep yourself in shape. 80 00:07:18,020 --> 00:07:21,240 Eat and drink plenty of fluids. 81 00:07:23,260 --> 00:07:28,700 Starving yourself and then binge eating is a no -go. 82 00:07:30,120 --> 00:07:31,820 Absolutely a fucking no -go. 83 00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:36,040 I don't care if you have to sit there and grab a bite. 84 00:07:36,970 --> 00:07:42,250 And drink a bottle of water in a bathroom stall where no one will see 85 00:07:43,890 --> 00:07:46,650 Just fucking do it. 86 00:07:48,510 --> 00:07:54,010 Look, if you think I'm being harsh on you and your religion, 87 00:07:54,110 --> 00:08:01,070 honey, just remember, Ramadan's not the only holiday that exists. 88 00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:10,200 And every one. 89 00:08:11,900 --> 00:08:12,900 Just wait. 90 00:08:14,540 --> 00:08:15,540 Yom Kippur. 91 00:08:17,520 --> 00:08:18,520 Hanukkah. 92 00:08:19,820 --> 00:08:20,820 Kwanzaa. 93 00:08:21,860 --> 00:08:22,860 Christmas. 94 00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:25,780 It's all going down. 95 00:08:27,420 --> 00:08:29,340 I've just decided to start with you. 96 00:08:33,059 --> 00:08:34,780 Seeing how you guys are all oppressed. 97 00:08:38,250 --> 00:08:42,850 I'm looking for answers in a better way. 98 00:08:48,370 --> 00:08:49,530 Just wait. 99 00:08:51,950 --> 00:08:53,950 I'm starting with you. 100 00:08:55,390 --> 00:09:02,090 But soon, the rest of the world will know that 101 00:09:02,090 --> 00:09:07,430 Goddess Amy is the only true religion. 102 00:09:09,640 --> 00:09:14,260 I'm the only thing that's going to be served, 103 00:09:14,560 --> 00:09:19,840 worshipped, and adored. 104 00:09:22,320 --> 00:09:23,680 I am everything. 105 00:09:25,980 --> 00:09:30,900 And I'm going to be your everything. 106 00:09:34,140 --> 00:09:35,140 Starting... 6905

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