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Down down down down down down down down But still, like, you would think, what?

Your dad didn't send this pack?

He's just broke. You know.

Yeah, I know. That's how he does every fucking year.

My mom loves him.

Oh, my God. What's your excuse?

My dad, I don't know. He just never does it.

Just never does it?

No, I really want my picture.

My dad does fucking work, work, work.

They always work.

Yeah? Yeah. That sucks. Like, every day. I'm pretty sure that they make more

than 40 hours a week, and yet they can't pay for our fucking portraits.

Tell me about it.

That's okay, though. Maybe next year they'll get us some pictures.

I'm used to this already.

I can't

believe this.

Hey, what's up, bro? Hey, Jimmy, how you doing? Nice to meet you, man. Look, we

need to talk for a second. What's going on? What happened?

The girls are pissed off.

We didn't get the pictures this time.

Yeah, they're complaining and sad.

Pictures, damn.

We missed the deadline.

I totally forgot about it.

What do you have in mind?

I can do it. I have the lights, the cameras.

Don't think we're going to back that up.

Let's do it, man.

All right.

Hey girls Jimmy overheard your set that we didn't pay for your pictures. We're

sorry about that

Jimmy, good idea. That was easy, man. Made him real happy.

Dad of the year. It was our idea.

We are the best dads of the year.

Come help me set up. Come get the lights. Sure.

Oh my God, you look so cute.

Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you.

now for doing that. You think so?

I'll believe it when it happens.

That's what I'm working on, darling.

True.

I'm excited.

I'm excited too.

Should I do this one or take this one off?

I'll leave it off.

That looks cute.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Stay right there. I'm going to get some test shots.

Getting all professional on me. Yeah, well I'm trying to get this thing

How does it look? It looks pretty good.

Yeah,

I think I like that.

What do you think? Is Solomon here?

Yeah.

Let me get a few more. Just stay right there.

Can you hide?

Does this look even?

Mhm. We look so good for our pictures.

Practicing. Oh yeah.

Work, work, work.

Come on, let's go get these pictures taken.

Okay.

Got it all set up? Yeah, they look pretty good.

You want to go first?

Shall we?

Sure, yeah.

Oh yeah,

they look good.

So why don't you get out there and take pictures of her by yourself. Perfect.

Baby,

why don't you go sit over there and I'll try to get some pictures of her.

Oh my god.

That's good.

Wow,

these look really good.

Oh my God.

Why don't I get some of you and Freddy together?

Okay.

Hey, Daddy.

Hi. Let me see. If I just get this one right here. Just right there.

Yep. That one.

Okay.

I'm not a professional.

Okay.

Give it a try.

No, that's cute.

Daddy, you're doing such a great job. Right?

This is the best day ever.

Nice. You know what? Why don't I get some? I don't think you've got any of

Why don't you take some of her?

Yeah.

They really came

out great.

Adorable.

My god, dude, that's such a good photographer.

And like that.

Wow, oh my god, I mean, did you see that?

Yeah, I saw she did that to you too.

I can't believe she did that

Oh, kids these days. I know. Hey, Sam.

We're going to go get some stuff real quick.

Okay. Be right back.

No worries. BRB.

Oh,

man. I can't do this.

We'll go maybe a little bit.

Hey.

I don't know about this Jimmy it's your house

sexy pictures of us?

Yeah. I think it's a great idea, actually.

I think you should draw a picture of us.

Maybe, okay, right?

Yeah.

You guys are the best dads ever!

Oh my god, thank you so much, Daddy.

Hey, Jimmy, why don't you come over here?

I want

you to take naughty pictures of us.

I want you to come here, Jimmy.

I'm going to be aware of taking sexy pictures.

You cool with this?

I don't think so.

You sure about this?

Oh my god, it's so fucking big.

Shh.

Shh.

Thank you.

Thank you.

What the fuck, Emma?

Mmm. Mmm.

Look at me.

Look at me.

Oh, yeah.

You ready for that fucking? You ready for that fucking coming?

Fucking coming.

Yeah. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I'm going to come on that pretty face.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Amen.