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You okay?

Yeah, just let me off.

Well, let me give you a lift.

No, just keep it casual.

Alright?

See ya. See ya.

What? You're late.

Sir,

how would you like to pay? Card or cash?

Cash, I think.

Thank you, sir.

Thanks very much.

Where's your boat?

It's just opposite the bar, sir, on the right. All right. Cheers.

Thank you.

I searched for your name.

Thanks.

And you are?

I'm Luke.

Thanks.

Let me guess, your name's like this, or brown.

No, no, no. Tilson.

So, um... Come here a lot?

I've never been, but I've never... Pardon?

I've never been here before. Oh, is it your first time?

Yeah. And?

I liked it.

You're not from around here, are you?

What do you think?

Go on, tell me where you're from.

Essex. Essex.

You taking a piss?

Maybe. I know what Essex boys are like.

Well, you've been with a lot of them, haven't you?

Are you calling me a slut?

No, no, no, of course not.

You funny.

Boyfriend? No.

Do you want to get some breakfast?

Yeah, cool.

Yeah, off to you.

Oh, yeah.

You don't know where you're going.

No, I don't.

So, what do you do?

Um, well, I'm a mechanic.

Got a car?

No. I don't drive.

I'm meant to be driven.

Did you like my show?

Oh, yeah. Proper good.

Good?

Or sexy?

Do you work out?

Yeah,

a bit, yeah.

Feel mine?

Yeah. Pretty strong for a girl.

All

right,

calm down, bloody hell. Took your drink.

Aisha, can I get a selfie with you?

No, all right. I don't do photo.

I'm kidding. Of course you can. Come here.

Bye.

You're welcome. Have a good night.

What's up?

I thought you were, uh... Oh.

See?

First time you kissed someone like me.

Hate that you liked it.

Okay, can you move?

I gotta go.

Look, I'm sorry.

I thought you knew.

Can we start again?

I won't try and kiss you.

Promise.

Yeah?

I'm coming out.

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm good. I just fucking... I've got to go.

Wait.

What, he left you already?

Fuck you.

You're a selfish little bitch.

Playing with that white boy in front of me.

In front of everyone.

I drive you everywhere.

I appreciate you doing it, even though we're not together.

Shut up!

You know what, maybe I'm the mug.

I'm done.

I'm done driving you.

Pais. Pais.

Fuck yourself, man.

Don't worry.

Fuck off with your white boy, dickhead!

All right.

I bet you know what he's like. So I thought if he dropped off in here, I

carry him in.

He's only had it a couple of minutes.

Dad, why did you give him something?

Oi, bed, now.

No! Bed, now!

Shut up! Oi, come here!

I don't want to!

I won't!

You can't talk to people like that, all right? I don't want you.

I want Mummy.

I want Mummy to take me to Disneyland.

Am I you happy?

Good boy.

Good boy.

Good lad. Come on, come here.

Thank you, miss. Have a good night.

Do you mind waiting for them inside?

Yes. Yes, I'll wait.

Excuse me.

I hope you don't mind me saying, but that brush is actually wrong for you.

Thank you. And what is this one?

Do you mind?

It's actually gone much better with your skin tone.

See, it's a lot softer. It's nice. It's like a nice natural flush.

You should get this lipstick if you're going out for, like, dinner.

It's much more pigmented, dramatic.

Yeah. You'll love it. It'll stay on all night as well.

Actually, my dress is gone.

Thank you. Thank you. Sheik, I need a hand in this dock room. We've got a new

delivery arriving in ten minutes.

Now I'll go and break till it's clear.

Hey, bro.

What are you doing down here?

Uh, Eunice got me a ticket to T20s.

At Lord's. Nice.

Should have told me you were coming.

Yeah.

What?

Come here.

Have you been okay?

People are saying things back in Manchester about you.

About what you're doing down here.

Ash, do you know what I'm talking about?

No.

You know, people like to talk.

It can be dangerous.

I just wanted to let you know.

That's your brother.

All right.

Just be careful.

That's got to be done today, you know that, don't you? Yeah, I know, yeah.

What? Are you joking?

I told you it was naked.

Listen, no worries. We'll fix it.

You've got to lighten up some.

Here, I've got one for you to cheer you up. What goes in hard and dry and comes

out soft and wet?

It's chewing gum.

I've told you that one before, haven't I?

That's why you're not laughing. Yeah, of course you are.

Your mum would have laughed at that. You always laughed at my jokes.

Look, I was thinking maybe we should do something, you know, together.

The anniversary's coming up. I just don't want Jamie to forget his man.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah? All right, maybe, yeah.

All right.

Well,

there you go.

Jamie and Harvey had a fight during phonics.

OK.

A physical one.

Jamie, can you please tell your father what happened?

Tell me.

No lies.

I kicked him.

Repeatedly. He stole my pencil.

Well, take Jamie's pencil.

Why are you asking my son?

Why not?

You got something to hide?

This is ridiculous. Mr Tilson, please.

Mr. Pilsen, can I have a word, please?

Yeah.

All right, don't move, yeah? Stick there.

Jamie has been exhibiting bullying behaviour.

Now, as you know, we have a zero -tolerance policy.

I don't want to take it further because I understand things have been difficult

for him at home.

What's he been saying?

If you're struggling, we have support systems.

I don't need no fucking support system.

I'm fine.

Jamie's fine.

Come on.

That's it.

What do you want for dinner? What shall we have?

Chicken nuggets and chips.

Chicken nuggets and chips?

One, two, three, four.

That was good. That was fucking sick.

Brilliant.

I've done it in a while.

I'll do it.

A little bit, eh?

I don't know how you're fucking doing it.

I've got my mouth to you. Big mouth.

I don't know how you put up with it.

I don't know how you're fucking laughing. You're doing it right. Breathe

this, yeah?

Oh, hello.

Steady.

Steady, hon.

You didn't breathe in. You're meant to breathe in.

You are a dickhead. And you just let it entirely out.

Give her a minute.

You don't look. Watch me do it on him. You don't look. Come here.

Like that. See,

no coughing.

It's like I'm licking a fucking ashtray.

I feel sick.

You all right?

Really?

So you found a message, yeah?

No, no, no.

Oh, um, I'm going to Margate next weekend.

A mate of mine's away, so he could use his flat for the weekend. Come.

Poppy can't come. She's working.

Jamie's at the taffeta.

Oh, here she is.

What have you got, big vodka?

Vodka or gin?

50 % off a skinny bitches sale.

Does this sorry make me look fat?

Be honest.

It's not the sorry.

Ouch, baby.

Mind me never to go shopping with you.

I was joking.

Here, try this.

It's cute.

Hmm.

A bit too big for me.

In what world?

Oh, fuck you and fuck your energy drink.

Baby, seriously, you need to stop drinking that shit.

It's haram. Haram? Look at the back.

It has taurine in it. It's the bile of a bull mixed with the blood of a pig.

She's trapped so much shit. Move.

This is cute. What are you talking about?

It didn't look like that on me. Let me see.

Promise me you're going to stop drinking that shit.

I don't want you to go to hell because you need to be up in heaven with me.

Says the girl who had three guys in a holiday inn.

Keep your voice down.

Twist that story.

You know I was depressed.

The doctor told me to increase my serotonin levels, so I took inspiration.

And the ancient muggles.

Oh, fuck the ancient muggles.

This would go perfect with my mudger outfit.

How was the basement gig?

This crazy thing happened.

I met this guy.

He was white, straight, from Essex.

He had these, like, mysterious green eyes and these big arms.

We kissed.

Sounds hot.

He didn't know I was a queen.

Was he blind?

Pajara. You've done this before?

Only once, but this time it was different.

Oh, God.

What?

Oh, I think I'm ovulating.

Oh, skip over.

Like a king who builds his castle in his mind.

In a cave of wonder, searching for the land.

Like a lonely child chasing after pound.

I'm a rabbit hole locked in wonderland.

Let me fly, let me fly.

Take me higher than the highest mountain.

Let me try.

Let me try, cause I feel alive

Luke doesn't work here. Yeah.

Yeah, he does He didn't leave a

number Wow, okay, I Promise I'm not

stalker How'd you find me he got Luke Tilson till the mechanic ethics

Hi, I'm sorry to show up like this but it's kind of an emergency

my friend who drives into my show as well he's pulled out last minute and

said before i don't drive i'm meant to be driven so this is gonna sound

crazy but now i can't actually get to my event tonight which is a really big

deal because it's asian millionaire it's you're in a one -off private mudra

party it's just dancing it's not sex work we just dance but now i can't get

this party tonight and i really need to go because if i don't make my rent by

tuesday well then I'll have to get kicked out of my flat and then I'll be

evicted and then... All right, all right.

What's this got to do with me?

I need a lift.

You want me to tell you?

Yeah.

I'll pay the petrol.

No, John.

And I'll give you 200 quid.

Come on, it'll be fun.

It's only Birmingham.

Perfect.

I have nowhere else to go.

200.

Cash.

I'll wait here.

She's a bit tasty, isn't she?

Get that quiet.

What's she want?

Eh?

A lift tonight to Birmingham. She's doing some shows. She's a dancer.

Good on you, boy. You deserve it.

Go and get hold of it.

No. I don't know. I mean... What?

What about you and Jay?

What? He didn't say no, did ya?

Eh? Listen, if you don't drive her there and give her a good bang, and I'll do

it myself.

I raised

you, didn't I?

Eh?

Emma has moved on.

So tell me more about you.

Not much to tell.

What do you want to tell?

Nothing.

You're honest.

I hate that.

Imagine if everyone in the world was on it all the time.

It would be messy.

But exciting.

I like tiles.

Manly.

Manly really suits you.

Just because I'm driving you doesn't mean I'm going to bang you.

Okay. On the top anyway.

So, now that we've got that out of the way, let me tell you more about me.

When I was younger, I used to think that white seats just for white people.

And that turkey ham was pork, but it's actually just turkey pretending to be

ham. How tragic is that?

So weird. I can't be the only one that thought that.

I still feel like dying.

Yeah, I do.

I mean, why not?

I've got a lot to say, you know. I don't like talking.

How old are you?

Twenty -six.

No way.

I'm eight.

No, no, I'm twenty -seven.

Mad year.

Can I ask?

Yeah. What?

What are you, lad?

Tryna. No.

They especially don't use that word ever again.

Like, ever.

Sorry.

I'm a drag queen.

But fuck labels.

My only pronouns are icon and legend.

Made you laugh.

When I was younger, I was super scared that my family would find out about the

real me.

So I legally went to my mum to be cured.

He said I had to marry a woman.

I said, well, can I marry your daughter?

He said, no.

I said, exactly.

No man in their right mind would let their daughter marry a young boy like

Do you want to think about what you're doing now?

I don't.

Sorry.

Saw you through it, yeah?

It's okay.

My mum.

She died.

Sorry, Tim.

Thanks.

Go with it.

It's meant to help.

Yeah.

Yeah, it really is.

You alright?

Can't handle it. I thought you should do this.

Hurry.

My favourite.

Okay, so when you meet my friends, don't believe anything they say about me.

Geishas can be big as fuck.

Geishas?

I don't feel it, Bev.

Yeah, I'm not even going to lie to you.

Bitch, fuck you and your cherry curls.

This is Zina, aka Zina John, aka Auntie Z. Whereas I like Zola, crusty old brown

bitch. She's just jealous because everyone loves me. And half of Zina

thank you.

Call me Zina, babe.

I'm Rahana, and I'm like, these two actually have a pussy.

And this is Syrah.

Hi, I'm Luke.

Is that okay?

Alright, who's excited for my track?

I would answer, but I don't speak.

Don't say Indian. Bitch, what you saying about Indians?

Nothing, that's the problem with Indians.

I know.

If you have any questions about anything tonight, stop.

Come on you bitches, don't make me come back there and slap

you putty. Be careful with her, you'll lose her.

I'm so happy we're all doing this together

Oh my god Aisha, you look absolutely stunning.

Oh thanks babe.

Mashallah, you're skin is like milk these days. You look gorgeous too.

And you know that colour really makes your eyes pop.

Thanks. My voice is getting croaky, huh?

Stop smoking more than me then.

Oh hello.

And you are?

Luke. I'm Karen.

What? Put me like what I say.

I need

to

pee. Did you talk?

So you go. Go, go pee.

Peace.

So,

Mr. Luke.

And you are... What exactly?

I work in a garage.

Sounds fun.

So how long have you been seeing Aisha for?

I don't know, we're just mates.

Ah, I get it.

What's that muscle I'm having?

Just a little joke.

I've got to make so much money.

Jono, come meet Luke.

Luke, this is Faye.

Look at her.

Isn't she gorgeous?

You would think she's 30.

I thought she was 26.

All queens lie by their age.

Come, let's go, innit?

Hello, darling.

Nice getting to know you, Lukey.

Good to see you. Come on.

Bye, guys.

Bye. See you at the hotel.

Bye.

Fucking Chutney Queen. I bet she's still selling bottled water. Fucking whore. I

could smell a cockroach in my life.

I know. That's fake as fuck. Bobby's jealous.

Have you seen the padding?

Girl, we don't want to be late. Otherwise, they're going to get all the

Yeah.

Oh, my God. I love this one.

Are you kidding me?

Where are all the people?

Inside. Kind of not to be there.

Pretending not to have wives.

It's a secret event.

Password only.

And you don't quite pass as Gaysian.

Sorry. Yeah, it's cool, alright? I'll wait in the car.

I need a break.

I know it might be Thursday.

Oh, thanks.

Hold that for a second.

About 410.

Fuck me.

Sweet.

Everything comes at a price.

It's just what price you're willing to pay.

Look at them over there.

What do you notice about them?

I see my penis.

I get death threats.

All over the Queen's Day.

I don't even know how they got the number.

I get emails too.

My friend Ali was happy.

He disappeared like a year ago.

No one even talks about it.

There's only ever two outcomes.

Forced marriage abroad or jumping off a bridge.

Are you okay?

Not really.

So much fun, this scene.

Right.

Gonna go make the rest of my rent.

Alright.

There you go.

Hey,

hey.

Thank you.

Thank you.

What's that?

Astro 6.

No, it's 08.

No, no.

The 06 has got more pot to the engine.

You did an engine swap, innit?

I, uh... I've got beams.

Heavy.

Dave's got more personality.

The fuck are you smiling for, boy?

You think

you're the only white boy with a motor that she's been with?

Once she takes you to the top of the mountain, You got to come all the way

down without her.

That's what I think.

Simple.

Karen loves Faze, but Faze doesn't love Karen.

Faze married Karen, but Faze loves me.

And I don't love Faze.

For now, Karen hates me.

That ain't simple.

It is.

Everyone wants what they can't have.

I'm not being funny, but... I thought you preferred a Samosa.

I'm offended.

Really, I'm offended.

Not really, I am.

Alright.

I can't look back.

I'll pay.

Thanks.

I'm saving up.

I want to take my boy to Disneyland.

You never said you had a kid.

No. Well, what's his name?

Jamie.

Cute.

Unisex. I like it. How old?

Five. Let me see, babe.

No.

Are you?

He's so handsome.

Is his mum still around?

Sorry.

Silly me.

It's alright.

I see.

Made me do the count, no?

Don't worry, it's all there. I didn't cut you short. Oh, right.

Not long now.

You'll be home soon.

And where we can go out and hide Secret place for us and where we can let

go and fight But why is this toxic energy keeping us alive?

Is there something in the sky that's making me feel

Would you have had sex with me then I'd be mad?

If I was a woman?

Yes.

But you're not.

Thank you.

For everything.

That's cool.

I'll fly.

Wait.

I could play £1200 a week.

If you drove me regularly, I could get to more venues faster.

I could do, like, four private parties a week.

You need money?

I need money.

I'll agree to a 70 -30 split.

I already work, like, every day. Exactly.

All my shows are at night.

We'll only do London and Essex.

They're best paid anyways.

I can't be away from Jamie.

I thought you were saving for Disneyland.

Fine.

I only work after my boys are asleep, and I want 40%. 65 -35?

Yeah. All right, doll boy.

60 -40.

You know, you can make, like, 480 a week, which is 120 quid per show, and

won't be needed for more than two hours, so that's, like, 60 pounds per hour.

Jesus, your maths ain't half bad.

Honey, I'm Asian.

Well, I better go.

Okay.

You sleep okay?

I'm good. It was so good in there.

Hey, day for us.

That's the first time ever.

Oh, my God.

Teach me, teach me how to do that.

I did what?

Good boy.

I'm dropping him off on the way. I had an idea for... Hi.

I'm Ava.

What's your name?

Don't just sit there. Go on, tell your name.

Jamie.

Do you want to shake my hand?

Go on.

Oh, um... It.

It.

It. It.

Hit me!

I'm confused. I don't know you. Ken!

Alright,

three for four, four for five.

Go on.

You can do it.

Thanks for answering me.

I came for this one.

Oh, yeah.

Trying to steal you. She's trying to steal you from me. Do you know that?

There you go.

Why didn't you say you were coming?

Baba and Hamid are at the mosque.

I wanted to surprise you.

Best masala chai in the world, you know.

You're trying to butter me up.

Not a bloody piece of toast.

I'm still mad at you.

For three months.

It's too long not to see your mum.

Sorry. But I got you this.

And now... That is so beautiful. Yeah,

and look at other gems.

More colour?

Yeah. And this, uh, casual eyeliner.

It's waterproof.

Thank you, darling.

Oh.

Come on, you used to love this one.

Oh, yeah, let's see your hands, though.

Oh, new moves.

Push your hip out, come on.

Stay close to the waterline.

Yeah.

Don't worry, it won't sting your eyes.

Keep your head down.

But just look up.

Do you want me to do it or not?

Okay, just say that. Okay.

You seem different.

Happy.

Have you met someone?

You have, haven't you, you sneaky bugger? Tell me all about her.

Who is she?

I hope she's treating you like a prince.

There's nothing to tell.

I know when you're lying.

You know, you should be around her more often.

Actually, that's her.

Changing the subject.

We're back.

Are we good?

Look who's here.

Well,

it's good to see you, even if you are forgetting you're Gujarati.

Fashion.

This is what the Jain Malik had.

Same Malik.

Same Jain, same, same.

Still last century.

Dad. Dad.

Sorry.

Let's all eat together.

Oh, no, I can't.

I've got to get the train back to London.

I've got a shift tomorrow morning.

It's good you're working so hard, but bad that you won't stay for dinner. Come

on, eat. No, no, no.

Come.

Come on, make your doggie bag.

Come on.

What's this?

Oh, Chilton on the boat.

Are you kidding?

I know, I know. You have to pick it up. I'm doing it.

Come on, kick it back. Is he going to get it?

Oh, what a stop.

Come on, come forward. That's it. Good lad.

Come on, kick it back.

Mummy!

Mummy!

I missed you.

so much.

Did you get me a present?

Yes, I got you a present.

But we've got a lot to catch up on first, yeah?

Yeah, it's different.

Well, they recognised you.

I'm done up north.

I've moved back down.

I'm staying with Becky.

Why didn't you say anything?

I just want to be closer to Jamie.

Wish me day.

They light my dreams, they fade and die Fortune's

always hiding I've looked everywhere

I'm forever blowing bubbles

Pretty bubbles in the air

I'm dreaming dreams

Where's Gary shopping shopping? Yeah, we asked me to bedtime

He said you were working late.

Okay, right, my little chicken wing. Two more minutes and we're getting you out.

He wouldn't let me go until he was asleep.

Who's that for?

I don't know.

Dad left it.

That's great.

So what's this new night job that you're doing?

Just a bit of cashing out on the side, driving you.

Nice.

I've been thinking, and I've already spoke to Gary, but I think we should

forget all of that custody talk.

I was just angry.

I thought we could just come to an agreement, you know, ourselves, about

he's with me and when he's with you.

Like us friends.

But he lives here.

Yeah, yeah, of course.

I don't have a flat yet, but one day when I get one.

He could stay with me sometimes.

I want to be a better mum.

And I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry to you and I'm so sorry to Jamie.

As soon as I got up north, I realised I'd made the biggest mistake.

It was never about him anyway.

It was always about us.

Did you know that?

This has all just been a lot, hasn't it?

So what's Gary been saying?

What's he not been saying?

He said, life is like a penis and women make it hard for no reason.

Oh, fuck off.

He didn't say that.

No, I remember life he did.

Fuck's sake.

And then she goes, who?

Who killed her? And I said, oh, well, you know, no one's sure, but most people

think it was the paparazzi.

Nanny jumps out of her chair, runs into the other room, shouting to her mate

Doris, Doris, Doris, Princess Di's been murdered.

Doris goes, no fucking way. Who killed her?

Nanny goes, it was Pavarotti, the fat bastard.

It was so funny.

Yeah, the opera singer.

She got an ear grenade as well. No, yeah, she does.

That's not the point.

I do, I do, I do. Yeah, yeah, it was funny.

That was funny, though.

Yeah. It was fair to be there.

Obviously.

Do you want to sleep in there with him?

Yeah.

I'll crash on the sofa.

Assuming you don't want to come in for a drink.

Like a quick after -work drink?

Yeah.

As colleagues.

Okay.

Okay.

Ignore the math.

Oh, you can jump up here.

Cheers. Sorry, yeah. Cheers.

Let's play a game. I go first.

Truth or dare?

Truth.

Okay.

Ask me a question.

Any question.

I don't know, I can't think.

Okay, you go first.

Truth?

What do you find sexiest about me?

Yes.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Sorry.

I do want you. It's just... It's just a lot.

No, it's not coming.

It's not coming.

Go home.

No, just shut up, come here.

Go home.

Don't fuck with my head.

I'm sorry, I'm... Am I just a dirty fantasy to tell your mates about?

What?

Why are you... No.

Why are you saying all this shit?

Stop talking!

Okay.

It's not life -changing.

But it was acid.

So you'll have scars.

I just want to get coffee.

What's going on?

Hey, what's up?

Please go.

I don't want you here.

I can't leave you on your own. Let's go.

Hey, come here.

Nurse! Nurse!

going on?

Make your leave.

I think Mr. Darby needs to rest.

Yeah, I can't... Just fucking go!

Good little doggie. Leave a message after the tone.

Aisha will get back to you if you need a bone.

I just, uh, seen how you are.

Call me.

Guess I just got used to all the death threats.

There's nothing you could have done.

Karen's a total psycho.

But I've got to run CCTV now, so I'll lock her up.

And then we can all forget about her.

You know it's not your fault, right?

Ashik is staying with us for a while.

I'll take my bag up.

You okay?

Why did someone do this to you?

How?

My baby.

I don't understand.

Such a... Such a big girl.

Do you remember when I was seven?

When you found me crying, you asked me why I was so upset.

I said it was my best mate Tom.

He had a girlfriend.

You said I should be happy for him.

But what I didn't say was...

I wanted to be his girlfriend.

Enough.

Never say this again.

Papa must never know.

I love you too, mummy.

Ya Allah, thank you.

If I can.

For bringing our family together once again.

And for having, I think, under our roof where he belongs, where he's safe.

Hi, it's me.

Yeah, I went to the hospital and they said that you were discharged.

Can I come see you?

I don't understand what's going on.

Don't get me wrong, I could love her, Matt. Like, proper.

I'm getting fucking cherries. But I don't need the stress.

Can I just leave her a couple of days at her mum's? Let her miss me.

And then I'll go around and say, sorry.

Buy flowers.

Bring her home and treat her like a wifey.

Hi, it's me.

Yeah,

just, you know, just to know you well.

Say it for me again tonight.

Call me.

We'll be back soon, I promise.

Yeah?

Love you.

Love you.

Bye.

Ya Allah, please, give him the strength and guidance to once again rise up his

head with pride.

Bring the rest to be done.

Ameen.

Look, that's what he needs to do. He needs to push it up. Go on, go on.

Oh, for fuck's sake, ref.

Should have got the specs over his look.

Oh, get up. You're like a bird.

Broke your eyelash, love, have you?

You broke it.

Come on, you hammers.

Show me, show me. Come on, you hammers.

Hammers. Hammers.

Hammers. Hammers.

Good boy.

Good boy.

I feel as if I'm on the right path now.

Hi. Can I help you?

Luke. What?

I'm so cold.

Without my face, I'm not like a pork pie.

The chunky pastry bit, not the pork, obviously.

You know what I mean.

How do you know where I work?

Facebook. Can we talk privately?

Go and give them up, will you?

Right.

Where is she?

Out of hospital.

Was she back at the flat?

No. She's at her parents.

Nothing like your mummy's talking to make you feel better, though, right?

What?

I'm going mad.

She ain't answering my calls. I don't know what to do.

Listen, I hear you know it doesn't exist.

She's arctic now.

I don't even think she'll leave the house.

Can you give me the address?

No. No.

No, I can't. Come on.

She'll kill me.

She's mouth away.

I don't care, please.

Hi. I'm Luke.

I'm a mate of R6 from London.

Can I see him?

Wait.

I'm Luke. I'm a mate of Arshik's.

Is he in?

Me dad's not home.

And, uh, he doesn't like strangers in the house.

So... Right, but I'm here to see Arshik, aren't I?

Aren't you, Dad?

So can you tell him I'm here?

Like now?

Like right now?

Thanks.

I understand that you and Ashik are friends.

Yeah.

How long have you known each other?

It's been quite a while.

A couple of years or so.

How did you meet?

We met at the garage.

My dad runs... Sorry. My dad, he runs a garage and I work there.

Juice?

Yeah, thanks.

You're welcome.

Yeah, so I... He came into the garage.

And he just got talking.

Ashik doesn't own a car.

Right, yeah.

It wasn't... It was his mate's car.

He came in with his mate and his horse was done in.

Do you know about the accident?

Yeah.

I heard, yeah.

That's why I wanted to see him.

If Allah brings you to it, he can bring you through it.

It must be tough on all of you.

I've got a son.

He's five.

I can't imagine if anything like that happened to him.

Yes.

I'm sorry to question you.

You're a father.

You understand.

We must always protect our children.

Ahmed, bring your brother down.

No.

Let him go up.

Come on.

Dig him up.

Come on.

Isn't that...

Got you a dress from Xena.

She made me work really hard for it.

Don't be mad.

As well as your dad did, made me work hard.

You've changed.

You're suddenly funny.

Miss Teddy.

Cute.

Feel pretty well.

I don't need your pity.

I don't pity you.

I deserve what happened.

No, you don't.

It's God's way of punishing me.

Everything happens for a reason.

What?

Why did we meet then?

What's the reason for that?

That's bollocks.

You're just being a victim now.

Fuck off.

I know you. You don't believe in any of this shit. I know you don't.

You too. Vodka, whiskey, gin.

No, my dad sees this.

Well, he's not gonna see. Come on, let's go. Don't give him the car. No, I'm not

going out.

Yes, you are.

No, I'm not.

Sitting in here won't do shit for you.

Well, come on.

Seriously. This isn't helping the situation.

Well, come on.

Drink a minute, then.

All right, that's me done.

We met a girl.

If we're too long, my mum will think we're shagging.

Got you a little something.

Thanks.

Want me to try it?

I think this is the end.

All right, Cher.

She wasn't real.

Well, she felt pretty real to me.

Shut up, come on.

Don't make me choose between you and my family.

I'm not.

Aren't you?

You're the one that said your parents are dead.

I'm sorry I lied about them.

Yeah, it was fucked up.

I was telling you about my mum.

I know.

I'm sorry.

I really am.

But this... You...

I can't do this anymore.

It's all about you.

We'll find someone.

We will.

They'll love Jamie.

Don't talk about my son.

Oh, I beg you, can I follow?

Oh, I ask you, why not always

be the ocean

where I...

Be the water where I'm wading. You're my river running high.

Run deep.

I need a driver.

I'll agree to a 70 -30 split.

What about your family?

I'm saving up for therapy.

Not for that.

Thank you.

Doctor in the house.

That's the royalty.