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Julie on THE HOST SHOW. PLEASE SALUTE. Thank you. Thank you for watching. Thank

Thank you. Thank you for watching. Thank

Thank you. Thank you for watching. Thank you for joining us in Hollywood on the

you for joining us in Hollywood on the

you for joining us in Hollywood on the last Monday night of football this

last Monday night of football this

last Monday night of football this season. Oh man, there were a lot of

season. Oh man, there were a lot of

season. Oh man, there were a lot of great games this weekend. If you could

great games this weekend. If you could

great games this weekend. If you could find them. One game was on Amazon. One

find them. One game was on Amazon. One

find them. One game was on Amazon. One game was on Fox. Another game was on

game was on Fox. Another game was on

game was on Fox. Another game was on CBS. There was a game on NBC. And

CBS. There was a game on NBC. And

CBS. There was a game on NBC. And tonight the game was on ABC. It's too I

tonight the game was on ABC. It's too I

tonight the game was on ABC. It's too I feel like I'm going through concussion

feel like I'm going through concussion

feel like I'm going through concussion protocol. It's too much. What I do now

protocol. It's too much. What I do now

protocol. It's too much. What I do now is I just put the TV on one channel. I

is I just put the TV on one channel. I

is I just put the TV on one channel. I sit down and hope for the best.

sit down and hope for the best.

sit down and hope for the best. >> Did you watch uh the games, GMO?

>> Did you watch uh the games, GMO?

>> Did you watch uh the games, GMO? >> Yeah, Jimmy, all the weekends. Yes,

>> Yeah, Jimmy, all the weekends. Yes,

>> Yeah, Jimmy, all the weekends. Yes, >> you did. It was an exciting weekend. The

>> you did. It was an exciting weekend. The

>> you did. It was an exciting weekend. The Niners upset the Eagles, which means

Niners upset the Eagles, which means

Niners upset the Eagles, which means we're going to have a a brand new Super

we're going to have a a brand new Super

we're going to have a a brand new Super Bowl champion. Our team's here in Los

Bowl champion. Our team's here in Los

Bowl champion. Our team's here in Los Angeles. The Chargers petered out, but

Angeles. The Chargers petered out, but

Angeles. The Chargers petered out, but the Rams won a good one. The biggest

the Rams won a good one. The biggest

the Rams won a good one. The biggest surprise of the weekend was Tom Brady in

surprise of the weekend was Tom Brady in

surprise of the weekend was Tom Brady in a Pizza Hut commercial.

a Pizza Hut commercial.

a Pizza Hut commercial. I guess they're I guess they're trying

I guess they're I guess they're trying

I guess they're I guess they're trying to move those wild salmon and legume fa

to move those wild salmon and legume fa

to move those wild salmon and legume fa flavored bread sticks. And the main

flavored bread sticks. And the main

flavored bread sticks. And the main event was the showdown between the Green

event was the showdown between the Green

event was the showdown between the Green Bay Packers and their arch rival Chicago

Bay Packers and their arch rival Chicago

Bay Packers and their arch rival Chicago Bears. The Bears were down 18 points at

Bears. The Bears were down 18 points at

Bears. The Bears were down 18 points at the half by uh 11 with seven minutes to

the half by uh 11 with seven minutes to

the half by uh 11 with seven minutes to go. They came back to give Green Bay a

go. They came back to give Green Bay a

go. They came back to give Green Bay a real kick in the dick. The Bears scored

real kick in the dick. The Bears scored

real kick in the dick. The Bears scored 25 points in the fourth quarter. It is

25 points in the fourth quarter. It is

25 points in the fourth quarter. It is the first time the Bears have beaten the

the first time the Bears have beaten the

the first time the Bears have beaten the Packers in the playoffs since 1941. is

Packers in the playoffs since 1941. is

Packers in the playoffs since 1941. is their first playoff victory in 15 years.

their first playoff victory in 15 years.

their first playoff victory in 15 years. And the fans watching at home, they

And the fans watching at home, they

And the fans watching at home, they didn't know what to do with themselves.

>> Sadly, he uh that gentleman is no longer

>> Sadly, he uh that gentleman is no longer

>> Sadly, he uh that gentleman is no longer with us, but I have to believe that is

with us, but I have to believe that is

with us, but I have to believe that is how he would have wanted to go. Man, how

how he would have wanted to go. Man, how

how he would have wanted to go. Man, how many Stanley insulated cups does one

many Stanley insulated cups does one

many Stanley insulated cups does one family need? There are now eight teams

family need? There are now eight teams

family need? There are now eight teams hoping for the Lombardi Trophy and one

hoping for the Lombardi Trophy and one

hoping for the Lombardi Trophy and one president angling for a Nobel Prize on

president angling for a Nobel Prize on

president angling for a Nobel Prize on Thursday. Donald Trump will meet with

Thursday. Donald Trump will meet with

Thursday. Donald Trump will meet with Venezuelan opposition leader Maria

Venezuelan opposition leader Maria

Venezuelan opposition leader Maria Machado. Machado is the woman who won

Machado. Machado is the woman who won

Machado. Machado is the woman who won that Nobel Peace Prize. Trump felt he

that Nobel Peace Prize. Trump felt he

that Nobel Peace Prize. Trump felt he should win. He was mad. So, and she got

should win. He was mad. So, and she got

should win. He was mad. So, and she got nervous, so she dedicated it to him. But

nervous, so she dedicated it to him. But

nervous, so she dedicated it to him. But I guess that wasn't enough because he

I guess that wasn't enough because he

I guess that wasn't enough because he chose not to back her to be the next

chose not to back her to be the next

chose not to back her to be the next Venezuelan president when he kidnapped

Venezuelan president when he kidnapped

Venezuelan president when he kidnapped the other one. Reports say he wanted her

the other one. Reports say he wanted her

the other one. Reports say he wanted her to give her peace prize to him, which

to give her peace prize to him, which

to give her peace prize to him, which sounds like a joke, but it's not a joke.

sounds like a joke, but it's not a joke.

sounds like a joke, but it's not a joke. And she went on Sean Hannity to offer to

And she went on Sean Hannity to offer to

And she went on Sean Hannity to offer to give it to Trump, which resulted in this

give it to Trump, which resulted in this

give it to Trump, which resulted in this rare and ridiculous statement from the

rare and ridiculous statement from the

rare and ridiculous statement from the Nobel Institute. They wrote, "A Nobel

Nobel Institute. They wrote, "A Nobel

Nobel Institute. They wrote, "A Nobel Prize can neither be revoked nor

Prize can neither be revoked nor

Prize can neither be revoked nor transferred to others. Once the

transferred to others. Once the

transferred to others. Once the announcement of the Laurette has been

announcement of the Laurette has been

announcement of the Laurette has been made, the decision stands for all time.

made, the decision stands for all time.

made, the decision stands for all time. As for the prize money, the laurettes

As for the prize money, the laurettes

As for the prize money, the laurettes are free to dispose of it as they see

are free to dispose of it as they see

are free to dispose of it as they see fit. In that case, I'm sure Trump will

fit. In that case, I'm sure Trump will

fit. In that case, I'm sure Trump will take the million dollars. But I guess

take the million dollars. But I guess

take the million dollars. But I guess Trump's not paying attention. He said it

Trump's not paying attention. He said it

Trump's not paying attention. He said it was still it would be a great honor if

was still it would be a great honor if

was still it would be a great honor if Machado gave him her peace prize. He

Machado gave him her peace prize. He

Machado gave him her peace prize. He really really wants this.

really really wants this.

really really wants this. >> If she gives you her Nobel Peace Prize,

>> If she gives you her Nobel Peace Prize,

>> If she gives you her Nobel Peace Prize, will that change your view about her

will that change your view about her

will that change your view about her running that country?

running that country?

running that country? >> I think it's very nice. I've heard that

>> I think it's very nice. I've heard that

>> I think it's very nice. I've heard that she wants to do that. That would be a

she wants to do that. That would be a

she wants to do that. That would be a great honor.

great honor.

great honor. >> I did put out eight wars. You should get

>> I did put out eight wars. You should get

>> I did put out eight wars. You should get the Nobel Prize for every war you stop.

the Nobel Prize for every war you stop.

the Nobel Prize for every war you stop. You should get the Nobel Prize for every

You should get the Nobel Prize for every

You should get the Nobel Prize for every war you stop. Norway uh is very

war you stop. Norway uh is very

war you stop. Norway uh is very embarrassed by what took place.

embarrassed by what took place.

embarrassed by what took place. >> It's been a major embarrassment to

>> It's been a major embarrassment to

>> It's been a major embarrassment to Norway. That's where the committee is

Norway. That's where the committee is

Norway. That's where the committee is located.

located.

located. >> I can't think of anybody in history that

>> I can't think of anybody in history that

>> I can't think of anybody in history that should get the Nobel Prize more than me.

should get the Nobel Prize more than me.

should get the Nobel Prize more than me. And I don't want to be bragging, but

And I don't want to be bragging, but

And I don't want to be bragging, but nobody else settled. Obama got the Nobel

nobody else settled. Obama got the Nobel

nobody else settled. Obama got the Nobel Prize. He had no idea why. He still has

Prize. He had no idea why. He still has

Prize. He had no idea why. He still has no idea. He walks around, he says, "I

no idea. He walks around, he says, "I

no idea. He walks around, he says, "I got the Nobel Prize." Why did he get a

got the Nobel Prize." Why did he get a

got the Nobel Prize." Why did he get a Nobel Prize? You know, when you put out

Nobel Prize? You know, when you put out

Nobel Prize? You know, when you put out eight wars, in theory, you should get

eight wars, in theory, you should get

eight wars, in theory, you should get one for each war. But, uh, I don't care

one for each war. But, uh, I don't care

one for each war. But, uh, I don't care about that.

about that.

about that. >> Right. It's not not on his mind at all.

>> Right. It's not not on his mind at all.

>> Right. It's not not on his mind at all. A doesn't care about that. You've

A doesn't care about that. You've

A doesn't care about that. You've brought up this Nobel Prize more times

brought up this Nobel Prize more times

brought up this Nobel Prize more times in one weekend than you've mentioned

in one weekend than you've mentioned

in one weekend than you've mentioned your daughter Tiffany in 10 years.

your daughter Tiffany in 10 years.

your daughter Tiffany in 10 years. It how strange and sad and dumb this is.

It how strange and sad and dumb this is.

It how strange and sad and dumb this is. I mean, imagine if George Clooney held a

I mean, imagine if George Clooney held a

I mean, imagine if George Clooney held a press conference today demanding Timothy

press conference today demanding Timothy

press conference today demanding Timothy Shalomé's Golden Globe from last night.

Shalomé's Golden Globe from last night.

Shalomé's Golden Globe from last night. The guy just invaded Venezuela and

The guy just invaded Venezuela and

The guy just invaded Venezuela and Minneapolis and he wants the Nobel Peace

Minneapolis and he wants the Nobel Peace

Minneapolis and he wants the Nobel Peace Prize. Five Republican senators joined

Prize. Five Republican senators joined

Prize. Five Republican senators joined Democrats on Thursday in a vote to limit

Democrats on Thursday in a vote to limit

Democrats on Thursday in a vote to limit the president's war powers. He went into

the president's war powers. He went into

the president's war powers. He went into Venezuela with no approval from

Venezuela with no approval from

Venezuela with no approval from Congress. Over the weekend, he called

Congress. Over the weekend, he called

Congress. Over the weekend, he called and screamed at the five Republicans who

and screamed at the five Republicans who

and screamed at the five Republicans who voted on this. That's how he operates.

voted on this. That's how he operates.

voted on this. That's how he operates. If he doesn't get what he wants, he

If he doesn't get what he wants, he

If he doesn't get what he wants, he starts calling people like the world's

starts calling people like the world's

starts calling people like the world's angriest telemarketer. Trump has been

angriest telemarketer. Trump has been

angriest telemarketer. Trump has been boasting about this plan for American

boasting about this plan for American

boasting about this plan for American oil companies to now invest bigly in

oil companies to now invest bigly in

oil companies to now invest bigly in Venezuela, but that hit a little bit of

Venezuela, but that hit a little bit of

Venezuela, but that hit a little bit of a snag because according to the CEO of

a snag because according to the CEO of

a snag because according to the CEO of Exxon Mobile, the country is

Exxon Mobile, the country is

Exxon Mobile, the country is uninvestable.

uninvestable.

uninvestable. Turns out Venezuelan oil is is thick,

Turns out Venezuelan oil is is thick,

Turns out Venezuelan oil is is thick, dirty, and of low quality. And of

dirty, and of low quality. And of

dirty, and of low quality. And of course, Trump's like, "Well, then we'll

course, Trump's like, "Well, then we'll

course, Trump's like, "Well, then we'll just call it Trump oil and say it's the

just call it Trump oil and say it's the

just call it Trump oil and say it's the best. It's the best oil in the world.

best. It's the best oil in the world.

best. It's the best oil in the world. People will buy it, right?

People will buy it, right?

People will buy it, right? It's so perfect is he he invades a

It's so perfect is he he invades a

It's so perfect is he he invades a country for their oil without doing any

country for their oil without doing any

country for their oil without doing any research into what it would take to

research into what it would take to

research into what it would take to extract that oil or what it's worth or

extract that oil or what it's worth or

extract that oil or what it's worth or if American companies would even be

if American companies would even be

if American companies would even be interested in the oil. Now these oil

interested in the oil. Now these oil

interested in the oil. Now these oil company executives, they have to figure

company executives, they have to figure

company executives, they have to figure out what to do. Trump hosted a bunch of

out what to do. Trump hosted a bunch of

out what to do. Trump hosted a bunch of them at the White House on Friday. This

them at the White House on Friday. This

them at the White House on Friday. This is good. Now Marco Rubio wants Trump to,

is good. Now Marco Rubio wants Trump to,

is good. Now Marco Rubio wants Trump to, I guess, focus on Chevron. So he tries

I guess, focus on Chevron. So he tries

I guess, focus on Chevron. So he tries to smoothly slide him a note with Trump

to smoothly slide him a note with Trump

to smoothly slide him a note with Trump immediately reads aloud. You're all

immediately reads aloud. You're all

immediately reads aloud. You're all going to do very well. I think really

going to do very well. I think really

going to do very well. I think really very well. Marco just gave me a note. Go

very well. Marco just gave me a note. Go

very well. Marco just gave me a note. Go back to Chevron.

back to Chevron.

back to Chevron. They want to discuss something. Go

They want to discuss something. Go

They want to discuss something. Go ahead. I'm going back to Chevron. Thank

ahead. I'm going back to Chevron. Thank

ahead. I'm going back to Chevron. Thank you.

you.

you. >> Is there Was there a question, Mr.

>> Is there Was there a question, Mr.

>> Is there Was there a question, Mr. President?

President?

President? >> Yes. Go ahead, Marco. What was What do

>> Yes. Go ahead, Marco. What was What do

>> Yes. Go ahead, Marco. What was What do you say here?

you say here?

you say here? He'll read anything you put in front of

He'll read anything you put in front of

He'll read anything you put in front of his face. It's Don Bergy strikes again.

his face. It's Don Bergy strikes again.

his face. It's Don Bergy strikes again. He's Rubio. He took the note back. He

He's Rubio. He took the note back. He

He's Rubio. He took the note back. He folded it up and tucked it away just

folded it up and tucked it away just

folded it up and tucked it away just like he's done with his balls. And then

like he's done with his balls. And then

like he's done with his balls. And then and then

and then

and then now this is this is something special.

now this is this is something special.

now this is this is something special. This is where the president really sets

This is where the president really sets

This is where the president really sets in. Trump was he's in a meeting with oil

in. Trump was he's in a meeting with oil

in. Trump was he's in a meeting with oil executives, right? And he starts talking

executives, right? And he starts talking

executives, right? And he starts talking about his big beautiful new ballroom. He

about his big beautiful new ballroom. He

about his big beautiful new ballroom. He just and then he just gets up and goes

just and then he just gets up and goes

just and then he just gets up and goes to the window and starts looking at it.

to the window and starts looking at it.

to the window and starts looking at it. Watch this.

Watch this.

Watch this. >> We have many others that were not able

>> We have many others that were not able

>> We have many others that were not able to get in. And I said if we had a

to get in. And I said if we had a

to get in. And I said if we had a ballroom and if you in fact if you look

ballroom and if you in fact if you look

ballroom and if you in fact if you look come to think of it well

come to think of it well

come to think of it well I got to look at this myself.

>> Wow.

>> Wow.

>> Wow. What a what a view. This is the door to

What a what a view. This is the door to

What a what a view. This is the door to the ballroom.

>> What a job.

>> What a job.

>> What a job. unusual time to look.

>> I I think that's right. Yes.

>> I I think that's right. Yes.

>> I I think that's right. Yes. Welcome to another edition of What if

Welcome to another edition of What if

Welcome to another edition of What if Joe Biden did that? Can you imagine? But

Joe Biden did that? Can you imagine? But

Joe Biden did that? Can you imagine? But at least he hasn't forgotten the number

at least he hasn't forgotten the number

at least he hasn't forgotten the number one threat facing this country today.

one threat facing this country today.

one threat facing this country today. >> We have not approved one windmill since

>> We have not approved one windmill since

>> We have not approved one windmill since I've been in office and we're going to

I've been in office and we're going to

I've been in office and we're going to keep it that way. My goal is to not let

keep it that way. My goal is to not let

keep it that way. My goal is to not let any windmill be built. They're losers.

any windmill be built. They're losers.

any windmill be built. They're losers. >> That's right. Windmills are losers.

>> That's right. Windmills are losers.

>> That's right. Windmills are losers. They've always been losers. What a weird

They've always been losers. What a weird

They've always been losers. What a weird and random thing to be obsessed with.

and random thing to be obsessed with.

and random thing to be obsessed with. What it would make just as much sense if

What it would make just as much sense if

What it would make just as much sense if he hated ferris wheels. It's It's nuts.

he hated ferris wheels. It's It's nuts.

he hated ferris wheels. It's It's nuts. It's almost as nuts as threatening to

It's almost as nuts as threatening to

It's almost as nuts as threatening to invade Greenland.

invade Greenland.

invade Greenland. >> Right now, uh we are going to do

>> Right now, uh we are going to do

>> Right now, uh we are going to do something on Greenland whether they like

something on Greenland whether they like

something on Greenland whether they like it or not. I would like to make a deal,

it or not. I would like to make a deal,

it or not. I would like to make a deal, you know, the easy way, but if we don't

you know, the easy way, but if we don't

you know, the easy way, but if we don't do it the easy way, we're going to do it

do it the easy way, we're going to do it

do it the easy way, we're going to do it the hard way. Well, I spoke to Melania

the hard way. Well, I spoke to Melania

the hard way. Well, I spoke to Melania and she says you can't do anything the

and she says you can't do anything the

and she says you can't do anything the hard way anymore. So,

by the way,

this this invading Greenland idea might

this this invading Greenland idea might

this this invading Greenland idea might be Trump's least popular yet. Yeah. A

be Trump's least popular yet. Yeah. A

be Trump's least popular yet. Yeah. A new poll from Yuggov says only 8% of

new poll from Yuggov says only 8% of

new poll from Yuggov says only 8% of Americans support taking Greenland the

Americans support taking Greenland the

Americans support taking Greenland the hard way. And those people are all crazy

hard way. And those people are all crazy

hard way. And those people are all crazy people. Greenland has been part of

people. Greenland has been part of

people. Greenland has been part of Denmark since the 1700s. We're now just

Denmark since the 1700s. We're now just

Denmark since the 1700s. We're now just going to take it. I you know I have I

going to take it. I you know I have I

going to take it. I you know I have I hate to break it to you guys but you

hate to break it to you guys but you

hate to break it to you guys but you know we uh the shining beacon of

know we uh the shining beacon of

know we uh the shining beacon of democracy America we are the bad guy

democracy America we are the bad guy

democracy America we are the bad guy now. Remember the good old days and

now. Remember the good old days and

now. Remember the good old days and people from other countries they thought

people from other countries they thought

people from other countries they thought we're annoying because we talk too loud

we're annoying because we talk too loud

we're annoying because we talk too loud and uh we ate too we were cut off shorts

and uh we ate too we were cut off shorts

and uh we ate too we were cut off shorts into museums

into museums

into museums and we do chest bumps and wear fanny

and we do chest bumps and wear fanny

and we do chest bumps and wear fanny packs into the Vatican and sometimes we

packs into the Vatican and sometimes we

packs into the Vatican and sometimes we go to Paris and say you're welcome for

go to Paris and say you're welcome for

go to Paris and say you're welcome for the war. Well, now they hate us for real

the war. Well, now they hate us for real

the war. Well, now they hate us for real stuff. Our neighbors hate us. Mexico's

stuff. Our neighbors hate us. Mexico's

stuff. Our neighbors hate us. Mexico's mad at us. Canada's mad at us. We're

mad at us. Canada's mad at us. We're

mad at us. Canada's mad at us. We're like where that house at the end of the

like where that house at the end of the

like where that house at the end of the blog the old nice old lady used to live

blog the old nice old lady used to live

blog the old nice old lady used to live and then her son-in-law moved in,

and then her son-in-law moved in,

and then her son-in-law moved in, started letting his dogs run wild and

started letting his dogs run wild and

started letting his dogs run wild and biting children. If this was a movie,

biting children. If this was a movie,

biting children. If this was a movie, this country was once the karate kid.

this country was once the karate kid.

this country was once the karate kid. Now we're Billy Zabka. Our president

Now we're Billy Zabka. Our president

Now we're Billy Zabka. Our president literally is Biff from Back to the

literally is Biff from Back to the

literally is Biff from Back to the Future. And you know who Canada is? This

Future. And you know who Canada is? This

Future. And you know who Canada is? This guy. our single most valuable import.

guy. our single most valuable import.

guy. our single most valuable import. THAT'S

THAT'S

THAT'S WE ARE

WE ARE

WE ARE we're a rogue state now. Do you know

we're a rogue state now. Do you know

we're a rogue state now. Do you know what that means to be a rogue state? I

what that means to be a rogue state? I

what that means to be a rogue state? I don't either, but that's what we are.

don't either, but that's what we are.

don't either, but that's what we are. We've gone rogue. Denmark has threatened

We've gone rogue. Denmark has threatened

We've gone rogue. Denmark has threatened to shoot first at American troops if we

to shoot first at American troops if we

to shoot first at American troops if we invade Greenland. Denmark's threat. The

invade Greenland. Denmark's threat. The

invade Greenland. Denmark's threat. The people who make butter cookies

people who make butter cookies

people who make butter cookies are threatening to shoot first. We used

are threatening to shoot first. We used

are threatening to shoot first. We used to be Superman and now we're this guy.

to be Superman and now we're this guy.

to be Superman and now we're this guy. We're the We're the character that dies

We're the We're the character that dies

We're the We're the character that dies in the movie and the whole theater

in the movie and the whole theater

in the movie and the whole theater yells, "F YEAH,

yells, "F YEAH,

yells, "F YEAH, EMPEROR Palpatini Hands is going after

EMPEROR Palpatini Hands is going after

EMPEROR Palpatini Hands is going after anyone who dares rebel against the

anyone who dares rebel against the

anyone who dares rebel against the empire right now." The Department of

empire right now." The Department of

empire right now." The Department of Justice just launched a criminal

Justice just launched a criminal

Justice just launched a criminal investigation into the sitting chairman

investigation into the sitting chairman

investigation into the sitting chairman of the Federal Reserve because Trump

of the Federal Reserve because Trump

of the Federal Reserve because Trump doesn't like his interest rates. Jerome

doesn't like his interest rates. Jerome

doesn't like his interest rates. Jerome Powell, you can see he is here with the

Powell, you can see he is here with the

Powell, you can see he is here with the president back in July looking like the

president back in July looking like the

president back in July looking like the two saddest members of DVO.

two saddest members of DVO.

two saddest members of DVO. They have been out. You know, we're in

They have been out. You know, we're in

They have been out. You know, we're in trouble when they start coming for the

trouble when they start coming for the

trouble when they start coming for the old white banker guys. That's when the

old white banker guys. That's when the

old white banker guys. That's when the nucleus of Jerome Powell's supposed

nucleus of Jerome Powell's supposed

nucleus of Jerome Powell's supposed crimes against America is that Trump's

crimes against America is that Trump's

crimes against America is that Trump's people claim he mismanaged the

people claim he mismanaged the

people claim he mismanaged the renovation of the headquarters of the

renovation of the headquarters of the

renovation of the headquarters of the central bank. And if there's one thing

central bank. And if there's one thing

central bank. And if there's one thing Donald Trump will not stand for, it's a

Donald Trump will not stand for, it's a

Donald Trump will not stand for, it's a renovation project that goes over

renovation project that goes over

renovation project that goes over budget. He is Kyle says the this

budget. He is Kyle says the this

budget. He is Kyle says the this investigation is it's an intimidation

investigation is it's an intimidation

investigation is it's an intimidation and it's punishment for not lowering

and it's punishment for not lowering

and it's punishment for not lowering interest rates in the way Trump wants

interest rates in the way Trump wants

interest rates in the way Trump wants him to. Trump says he didn't know about

him to. Trump says he didn't know about

him to. Trump says he didn't know about the investigation and has nothing to do

the investigation and has nothing to do

the investigation and has nothing to do with it which is also what he said about

with it which is also what he said about

with it which is also what he said about Eric. And then we have Trump's ongoing

Eric. And then we have Trump's ongoing

Eric. And then we have Trump's ongoing war against Minneapolis where his

war against Minneapolis where his

war against Minneapolis where his response to the intense outrage

response to the intense outrage

response to the intense outrage following the killing of Renee Good by

following the killing of Renee Good by

following the killing of Renee Good by an ICE agent is to send in even more ICE

an ICE agent is to send in even more ICE

an ICE agent is to send in even more ICE agents. Because when you're trying to

agents. Because when you're trying to

agents. Because when you're trying to put out a grease fire, what do you do?

put out a grease fire, what do you do?

put out a grease fire, what do you do? You throw more grease on it, right?

You throw more grease on it, right?

You throw more grease on it, right? Thousands and thousands of patriotic

Thousands and thousands of patriotic

Thousands and thousands of patriotic Americans took to the streets over the

Americans took to the streets over the

Americans took to the streets over the weekend in various cities, Washington,

weekend in various cities, Washington,

weekend in various cities, Washington, Salt Lake City to peacefully protest and

Salt Lake City to peacefully protest and

Salt Lake City to peacefully protest and exercise their first amendment rights

exercise their first amendment rights

exercise their first amendment rights while we still have first amendment

while we still have first amendment

while we still have first amendment rights. In Minneapolis, they turned out

rights. In Minneapolis, they turned out

rights. In Minneapolis, they turned out in 16 degrees. The head of Homeland

in 16 degrees. The head of Homeland

in 16 degrees. The head of Homeland Security, Christy Gnome, she doubled

Security, Christy Gnome, she doubled

Security, Christy Gnome, she doubled down again. She said, uh, Renee Good was

down again. She said, uh, Renee Good was

down again. She said, uh, Renee Good was a domestic terrorist. This is what they

a domestic terrorist. This is what they

a domestic terrorist. This is what they want us to believe. They they they need

want us to believe. They they they need

want us to believe. They they they need to paint anyone who protests as violent

to paint anyone who protests as violent

to paint anyone who protests as violent and dangerous, even a mom in a Honda.

and dangerous, even a mom in a Honda.

and dangerous, even a mom in a Honda. They need Antifa to be real so they

They need Antifa to be real so they

They need Antifa to be real so they could call in the military and cancel

could call in the military and cancel

could call in the military and cancel elections and declare martial law. And

elections and declare martial law. And

elections and declare martial law. And ironically, while the White House is

ironically, while the White House is

ironically, while the White House is trying to squash the protests here, the

trying to squash the protests here, the

trying to squash the protests here, the Lyatollah is said to be mulling over a

Lyatollah is said to be mulling over a

Lyatollah is said to be mulling over a military strike on Iran to support the

military strike on Iran to support the

military strike on Iran to support the protesters there. from a top his golden

protesters there. from a top his golden

protesters there. from a top his golden toilet. He posted, "Iran is looking at

toilet. He posted, "Iran is looking at

toilet. He posted, "Iran is looking at freedom, perhaps like never before. The

freedom, perhaps like never before. The

freedom, perhaps like never before. The USA stands ready to help." I have an

USA stands ready to help." I have an

USA stands ready to help." I have an idea. Send all those guys from ICE out

idea. Send all those guys from ICE out

idea. Send all those guys from ICE out of Minneapolis to Iran. They could help.

of Minneapolis to Iran. They could help.

of Minneapolis to Iran. They could help. I mean,

the Trump administration has reportedly

the Trump administration has reportedly

the Trump administration has reportedly blocked local authorities in Minneapolis

blocked local authorities in Minneapolis

blocked local authorities in Minneapolis from reviewing evidence and taking part

from reviewing evidence and taking part

from reviewing evidence and taking part in the FBI investigation of the shooting

in the FBI investigation of the shooting

in the FBI investigation of the shooting there. Trump doesn't trust the local

there. Trump doesn't trust the local

there. Trump doesn't trust the local officials in in Minnesota because um

officials in in Minnesota because um

officials in in Minnesota because um even though he lost Minnesota all three

even though he lost Minnesota all three

even though he lost Minnesota all three times, he won Minnesota all three times.

times, he won Minnesota all three times.

times, he won Minnesota all three times. >> Do you believe that the FBI should be

>> Do you believe that the FBI should be

>> Do you believe that the FBI should be sharing evidence with state officials in

sharing evidence with state officials in

sharing evidence with state officials in Minnesota?

Minnesota?

Minnesota? >> Well, normally I would, but they're

>> Well, normally I would, but they're

>> Well, normally I would, but they're crooked officials. I feel that I won

crooked officials. I feel that I won

crooked officials. I feel that I won Minnesota. I think I won it all three

Minnesota. I think I won it all three

Minnesota. I think I won it all three times. It Nobody's won it for since

times. It Nobody's won it for since

times. It Nobody's won it for since Richard Nixon won it many, many years

Richard Nixon won it many, many years

Richard Nixon won it many, many years ago. I won it all three times, but I won

ago. I won it all three times, but I won

ago. I won it all three times, but I won Minnesota three times and I didn't get

Minnesota three times and I didn't get

Minnesota three times and I didn't get credit for it. I did so well in that

credit for it. I did so well in that

credit for it. I did so well in that state every time. The people were they

state every time. The people were they

state every time. The people were they were crying every time after.

What is he talking about? Is anybody

What is he talking about? Is anybody

What is he talking about? Is anybody going to ask that question? Mr.

going to ask that question? Mr.

going to ask that question? Mr. President, what are you talking about?

President, what are you talking about?

President, what are you talking about? That should be the only question anyone

That should be the only question anyone

That should be the only question anyone ever asks him. He learned Minnesota

ever asks him. He learned Minnesota

ever asks him. He learned Minnesota THREE TIMES.

THREE TIMES.

THREE TIMES. YOU WON MINNESOTA nine times. But he

YOU WON MINNESOTA nine times. But he

YOU WON MINNESOTA nine times. But he feels like he won. And that's what's

feels like he won. And that's what's

feels like he won. And that's what's most important, what you feel in your

most important, what you feel in your

most important, what you feel in your heart. This what's happening in

heart. This what's happening in

heart. This what's happening in Minneapolis is very dark stuff. It's

Minneapolis is very dark stuff. It's

Minneapolis is very dark stuff. It's very scary. But there has been one

very scary. But there has been one

very scary. But there has been one bright spot. People on the street have

bright spot. People on the street have

bright spot. People on the street have been shooting videos of ICE agents

been shooting videos of ICE agents

been shooting videos of ICE agents slipping on ice. Now, there aren't a lot

slipping on ice. Now, there aren't a lot

slipping on ice. Now, there aren't a lot of them, but we do have pretty good. So,

of them, but we do have pretty good. So,

of them, but we do have pretty good. So, please enjoy the first ever ICE Ice

please enjoy the first ever ICE Ice

please enjoy the first ever ICE Ice Capades.

Thank you for your service.