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Perfect. The king will be delighted.

Right. I'm next to the Minister of the

Interior and the Bishop of Durham. H,

who have you got?

I don't know. Probably someone who

doesn't speak any English and someone's

stoned death so I don't cause any

offense. I'm nearly insulted.

Right, Rich?

How could I possibly think about

tomorrow's banquet when we're about to

go to the opera? I'm just too excited.

I just don't think I can do it.

Seriously, I think my body might

actually be allergic to opera.

Fine, tell daddy that. Dare you.

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Now,

thank you.

Wicked. No way. Shut up. Hold

on. I just have to talk to my brothers.

One sec.

Guys, I'm I'm so sorry. I'm not going to

be able to make it tonight. Exams and

like I'm totally stressed out. It's just

Look, enjoy. Yeah.

Wicked. I would love to. That sounds

like amazing.

I hear is pretty good, especially

I've had the most delicious idea. So I

thought we should do a joint visit to

the RC. It's one of my favorite

charities. Be so wonderful.

Your majesty.

Ma'am,

I am sorry. I was hoping to borrow the

Prince of Wales.

We're just off to enjoy four hours of

Vagner, Abigail.

Yes, ma'am. And while I can appreciate

the lure, I have just received a call

from Sister Assumptter at the Innocence

Housing Project. We were trying to find

a convenient time for the prince to

visit the homeless shelter without

attracting any press attention and she

felt that tonight was the perfect

opportunity.

Sister Assumpt.

Yes, ma'am. She was really pinning her

hopes on the Prince of Wales's

appearance.

And Prince George as well, ma'am. It is

a very worthy charity, ma'am.

Yeah.

I'll break it to the king.

Thank you, ma'am.

Is there a problem? Well, darling, it

seems as though

sister complete bloody genius. Knew

she'd get us out of it.

You're a star.

Yes, sir.

Well, don't give us the look. It's

opera. It's a fat bird singing the same

line over and over.

I've arranged for a change of clothes to

be in the car. I assume you're going to

the club afterwards.

Yeah, it's going to be massive. Well,

hang on. Does that mean we actually have

to go to the shelter?

Yes, sir. You have to be a prince for a

whole half hour.

Look, get in.

You're not cross with me. Really?

Not at all, sir. Helping you sherk your

responsibilities is what I was born to

do.

No problem. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

whoa. Stop this for a game of billions.

Let's move on to

Yeah. Yeah. Tequila.

Tequila.

I'm going for a slash. You sort it out.

So, who offends the late night tour of

the palace?

Hello. Hello. No, no, sorry. I I can't

hear you.

All right. Sorry about that. Go on.

Yes, sir.

Yes. Yes, I understand.

You okay, Peter?

You need to come with me, sir.

Why? I'll explain in the car.

No, tell me. Who was that?

That was the deputy assistant

commissioner.

Say what?

It's Tower Bridge.

I'm very, very sorry,

your majesty.

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Get everyone out of here. He's at the

back door now. Hello everybody. Move.

Out of the way, please. Out of the way.

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The king.

Time of death. 2233.

22.

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Hang on, George. Where's George? Travel

separately.

Let's go.

Heat. Heat. N.

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Sir,

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sir,

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your majesty.

Ian, is it?

Yes, I'm very sorry,

Majesty.

The um prime minister is on his way to

offer his support and pledge his

fidelity. Talk to the controller in the

Lord Chamberlain and arrangements for

the funeral are underway. We'll have

your father's body brought here tonight

and then move to St. James. Books of

condolence will be set up on the Mal

Kensington.

Okay. Okay. Where's my mother?

The queen's on her way. All of your

family should be here within the hour,

sir.

Your majesty. Uh look, can you get me a

Red Bull or just a Coke or something?

Right away, sir. From tomorrow, you'll

receive ambassadors and high

commissioners from the Commonwealth.

There also calls the president of the

United States as well.

I don't I don't want

It's okay. You don't have to speak to

any of them tonight.

Any of them who?

Well, the usual, his holiness the pope,

the archbishop of Canterbury, of course,

the president of the French Republic.

Right. I just need a flash.

Right. What's next?

The prime minister.

Your Majesty, I am so sorry. Your father

was a great man.

Yeah, he was something else. He he used

to worry.

Prime Minister, you ran it.

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Do you swear to be faithful and bear

true allegiance to his majesty the king,

his heirs and successors according to

law? So help you not.

You all right? Just about.

He seems okay. Yeah, you'll be uh

Yeah.

So, who's just become the king's page of

the backst? Eh,

I don't know, but I have a sneaking

feeling he's now talking to the king's

valet.

Very sad. Awful. Just awful.

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Hey, um Johnny, right?

Jimmy, sir.

Yeah, I think we could uh all do with a

drink. Of

course, sir. Make sure they're stiff

ones.

Oh, yeah. Well, the nation mourns the

royal family gets plastered. Brilliant.

Treble for her. As much as you can get

in the glass and go easy on the tonic.

Are you sure you don't want a bit of

puff, George? Maybe something a bit

stronger.

No. Now, Poppy,

don't call me that.

Daddy called you Poppy.

Exactly.

James.

Yes, ma'am.

Lime, not lemon.

Yes, ma'am.

I'm sorry. Are we going to talk about

this at all? Am I the only one that's a

little bit worried? Rich King.

Actually, I'd prefer a white wine.

Something dry.

Mommy, for God's sake,

I'm sorry. I love my brother. I love my

brother.

But surely we're all just a little bit

worried about this, are we not? I mean,

Rich opening Parliament,

Rich visiting Australia.

Well, we'll have to look after him.

Yes, darling. And you'll have to get

used to a little less time in the

spotlight. Excuse me, James. Why are you

still here?

Now, let's see if we can all remember

how to behave, shall we?

I want some olives. I want some bloody

olives. And no one ever asked me what I

think about anything.

No. No.

Well, my darling boy, it's all yours

now.

And you flew all the way from Dar.

We did. Yes.

Well, I'm sure my father would have been

deeply touched.

You should be the queen.

I'm sorry.

You should be queen.

Me?

Queen?

Yes, ma'am.

Oh, I'm sure my brother will make a

wonderful king.

You're the oldest, the best.

Very kind of you to say.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

I wasn't expecting you. You don't have

to do this. I can do this alone.

No, Ian's right. I I should uh you talk

to mommy. She seems weird.

Not out here. Even if Mike doesn't take

us out, they'll have lip readers on us.

Yes, of course.

Look, I'll do all this. Uh you can get

out of here.

No, I don't mind. Quite enjoy it.

No, no, go on. Uh have a break.

Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank

you for coming. Thank you very much.

Thank you.

I've tried to get you an appointment

with your brother. His Majesty's Paige

is getting back to me.

He's going to help himself to your

favorite charities. He's going to pull

rank, shove you aside. And he's never

shown any interest in any of this.

I'm sorry, ma'am. I'm out of line.

No, no,

you're frustrated.

Ma'am, may I speak frankly? Of

course.

You should be queen.

You should. You're the oldest child, the

most able, charismatic, the hardest

working is what your father would have

wanted.

Simon, my brother is king.

Yes, but if people could only see how

obviously wrong he is, and how you are

so

You know how I'll always be loyal to my

king

and how I could never ever do anything

to hurt my brother.

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So that accounts for section C, D, and

E. Good.

Oh, hang on. What about the Duke of

Blexley?

Ah, yes.

Next.

Blexley,

the coronation.

Now, I don't want to tread on the

Marshall's toes, and it is, of course, 8

months away.

So, why don't we discuss it another

time?

Yes.

After the funeral, we shall move you

into your new apartments. I believe

they're removing your father's

belongings now.

What?

It all has to be archived, sir. You're

touching his stuff.

It will be sent to Windsor. These are

important historical documents.

No, they're my fathers.

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Get out. Everybody out.

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Go away.

Ian sent you to sweeten me up.

It's all I'm good for.

Where's the family?

They've all turned to Windsor. Your

mother needed some attention.

I'm going to Windsor then.

Yes, sir. I'll make sure a car takes you

there just as soon as you've seen the

ambassador.

Yeah. Yeah. All right. I get it.

I'm sorry.

When my mother died, it hit

It it hit me much harder than I ever

admitted.

I didn't know that. I'm sorry. How are

you now?

Well, I smile a lot, but inside I'm in

bits. So,

I'm very sorry if you're lost.

Thank you, sir.

Who knows that we skipped the homeless

shelter and went straight to the club?

No one will tell.

Would you give me 5 minutes? I'll do

everything I meant to. Just 5 minutes.

Of course, sir.

Hey, it's me.

I'm really sorry about your father.

Yeah. Look, can you get over here? I'm

not sure that can happen.

I I know. Well, I'll I'll make it

happen. Please.

Abby. Hi, Abby.

Oh, hey, Simon.

Hi. I fancy a drink.

Bit busy, mate.

Oh, I see. Too busy for me now.

Oh, well, there's some funeral in

Westminster Abbey tomorrow morning, but

apart from that, yeah, the diary is

completely empty.

Oh, come on. Everyone's moping around,

and you look like you could do with a

break.

I've got a meeting on the outside.

Sorry.

Hot date.

Don't start getting all cute now. I work

for the king.

So, you think I'm cute?

Bye-bye.

No, seriously. We should talk about how

Princess Element could help over lunch.

Suddenly really, really busy.

working dinner.

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Nice and discreet.

Congratulations.

Relax.

No one's interested in you. Not yet. I

was thinking champagne.

Okay. I mean, a book about the drunken

prince of Wales will always do good

business, but a Watson expose on the

king.

Our book is going to be mega. Yeah,

you're quiet. Oh,

it's just a bit mental in there. Lady

Clark's keep bursting into tears.

The Lady Clarks? I love it. Are they as

upset as the page of the presents and

the keeper of the privy purse?

Our order is a bottle.

what you're doing. It's amazing. It's

brave and it's you're shining a light on

the monarchy. You know, when you walked

in and you looked a bit quiet, I

thought, "Oh god, she's got cold feet."

And then I thought, "Shit, she wants

more money." Yeah.

Jimmy.

Jimmy, wake up.

Ruby, for God's sake.

Run out of Jin and it's your turn.

I'm asleep. Buff.

Ruby.

Well, you hit a staff somewhere

downstairs after the do with the English

cricket team.

Hey, Jimmy.

Nice pants.

I'm sorry, Miranda. I shouldn't have

called you in. It was just a wobble and

I'm fine and everything's going to be

just great.

If someone just said, "Get ready. It'll

happen in a year's time, a week even."

It's just

I just don't feel like a king.

Get up.

Go on, get up.

Go sit there.

Go on.

Go on.

There. You're king.

See,

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it's easy.

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Nothing to it.

It's like falling off a very posh log.

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Oh my

god,

Jimmy, behind the tiniest detail from

me. They were just kissing.

Who was she?

All I saw was her back. She had dark

hair, nice ass for a girl.

Any say what she sounded like? Did she

say anything? I

think I'm out full at the time. She's

not telling me everything. I bet I don't

think they were just kissing.

Ridiculous. And money would have hurt

long before you said it by.

Well, you don't know everything,

especially not these days.

Excuse me.

We all love Queen Charlotte, of course.

But now we've got a new king, so maybe

you and she don't know everything these

days, do you?

There is no way his majesty would do

anything like that.

Darling boy, you're new. When you have

my experience, you'll find it all comes

to you. It's like a sixth sense.

Yeah.

Are you sure that apparently he was in

the poodle position? No, cuz I'm the

bloody valet and he tells me everything.

Everything? Not the fact they did it

four times.

Wiki, who's the lucky girl? I

don't know, mate. But apparently she get

train.

What? Where's Jimmy now? Jimmy.

Okay.

Thank you.

The son have a palace insider who claims

that last night his majesty and a

mystery woman were bonking each other's

brains out non-stop for 7 hours. did

nearly every position in the Karma Sutra

on the bloody throne.

I mean,

I'm going to find this palace insider

and break the bloody legs.

There goes the honeymoon period.

I was not. It's a lie. Am I really so

stupid I'd do it in the bloody throne

room?

Sometimes the crazier the story, the

more people buy it.

I take you there was a young lady, sir.

They're delaying the splash because of

the funeral, but they won't wait long.

We need to prepare a strongly worded

denial.

Why bother to deny it is beneath us,

Ian? It's the first story they have

about him as king. It sets the tone.

So does manipulating the press once we

start spinning.

Do you know what they're going to say?

It's going to be vicious. Something like

a right royal dick or royal member gets

a new job.

Bonkingham Palace.

Yay. Thank you, Abigail.

Crown jewels get a fresh polish.

My penis mira god's sake. Will we please

remember where we are? Well, the son

won't.

Sir, we need to spite the story and find

whoever leaked this.

We could give them the girl.

The girl that was with you and they go

after her. She becomes the story.

No.

May I ask who the young lady is?

No. And don't even think about trying to

find out or I'll bury you.

I need to prepare for my father's

funeral.

Oh man,

why are you laughing? We're meant to be

paying our respects to daddy and our

brother's already cocking it up.

It's just another story for the comics.

Half the country will be thinking, "What

a lucky bastard."

Yeah, and the other half want to burn us

at the stake.

That's witches, sweetheart. They cut our

heads off.

With Elellanena, you'd probably have to

do both.

That's it.

Am I the only one? Am I the only bloody

one?

Come on then.

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Izzy, you come and stand next to me.

Elena, swap places with him.

You're going to be okay.

Great. Don't worry about the public or

the two billion people watching on TV.

We're right beside you. You just think

about daddy.

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The king is dead. Long live the king.

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You know, I was always uh scared of him.

Yeah, some [ __ ] is uh probably going to

tell me that I'm in denial, but uh I'm

not going to miss him at all. Just

scared the pants off me.

You'll be like that. Oh,

shut up, Rich. People have been scared

of you since you started shaving.

I'm not like him.

Well, you certainly proved that last

night.

Let's do a round next week. Pop up in

Scotland, do 18, and then get some jet

skis like we did that time. God, do you

remember when you nearly killed that old

fisherman? I thought we were going to

get strung up.

Whatever happens, whether we denied or

not, they run the story. Yeah.

Yes, sir.

Today, they all stared at me, walking

behind his coffin. And when the story

breaks, they'll just think,

okay, I want to show the people who I

really am. Show them I'm not just a kid

who just shags around. And I want to do

that in a live television interview. No

hiding, no secrets. We'll get them to

ask me what happened last night so I can

break the story in my own way. explain

it and stop the son having exclusive.

Now look, I know this is risky, but I

want to do this. I want it to happen and

you're going to make it happen.

Oh, great. Well, that's thanks. Thanks

for the vote of confidence.

Yes, it uh

does it have to be live?

Of course, it has to be bloody live,

Jonty. I'm worried it'll backfire.

Oh, yeah. Cuz I have never faced a

camera. Never talk to the press.

Well, not without the chance to cut or

re-edit.

That's the point.

All right, your majesty. Is it true that

you've had sex with over 300 women?

On which tour? New York or Madrid?

No, no, I'm just Oh, come on. That's for

you. It's a joke.

You can't joke when it's live. They'll

ask about your girlfriend.

Yeah, fine.

About screwing her on the throne.

I wasn't.

Well, you want to say what? But you were

just holding hands. You think they'll

let you do that?

I'll deal with it. They'll dig up all

those old stories about you, make you

explain yourself over and over, and

they'll find some new ones, too.

Well, bring it on.

They'll compare you to your father, make

you look like a kid. They'll make you

lose your temper, make you say things.

I'll brief you night and day, do mock

interviews, ask all sorts of questions,

but please, sir, please

don't risk it.

I want to.

Jonty's right.

No, he's not.

With respect,

shut up, Ian. For God's sake, I know

what I'm doing. I can handle these

people, and I won't just suddenly

lose it. A [ __ ]

I won't and I'll be fine.

Abigail, what do you think?

I think you'll be brilliant, sir.

Thank you.

Well, there we are then.

Brilliant.

Brilliant. We're letting his majesty the

king discuss his sex life on live

television with a complete stranger. And

you think it's brilliant.

What was I supposed to say? He needed me

to support him. I had to say that.

And

you never know.

You never know.

I better talk to the prime minister. He

is going to love it.

Mom,

tell me everything.

Hello.

Hello, Tiger. We're here to shoot your

governor.

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Right. We do 15 minutes here. Then you

can talk me through how we're going to

sell hospital cuts to the Guardian.

Oi. Miranda. Coming or not?

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I know you're advising him as best you

can. Ian, but this is still a pretty

bloody lousy idea.

His majesty knows his own mind.

We all know how loyal you are, Ian. I

just don't want to be the PM who watched

the Monarchy hang itself and didn't try

to warn them.

From a press point of view, this is

horrific. Thanks. Live.

Anyway, who is this dim tart? He's

supposed to be shagging.

Teddy, you're enjoying this a little too

much.

And it's just a newspaper headline, but

if he buggers this up tonight, he might

never regain the nation's confidence. I

mean, he'd always be tricky dicky. Yeah,

we've been there.

I bet you have. How difficult is it for

him and his bird to tie a knot in it?

Keep it in their pants.

Who have they got to interview him?

Joanna Woodward.

Oh [ __ ]

Oh no, no, no, no, no. Talk him out of

it. She kept me alive last time.

We have been working on questioning.

She fled the skin off my back.

The king is determined.

You know, she made Gaddafi cry.

Can't you go with the BBC? I mean, get

somebody sold.

With ITV, we have some measure of

control. If they play dirty, they blow

the chance of ever getting his Christmas

broadcast.

You think you're going to make it till

Christmas?

Good luck, Ian. We'll certainly be

watching, won't we, Miranda?

It's quite nice in here, isn't it?

You wait.

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Not bad. Tell you what though, when I

worked on the Bond, we shot in the Grand

Palace Bangkok. Now that's impressive.

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Yeah. Don't look. All right. Yeah.

Do you have time for your sister, sir?

Yeah. Go on.

Yeah. All right, just give us a minute,

would you?

No, don't. Not when we're alone.

Oh, Rich, you're king whether we're

alone or not.

Yeah, tell me about it.

Oh, good luck. Come here. Are you all

set?

Yeah. Yeah, it's good.

Good. And they've briefed you properly.

Going live can be a minefield.

Yeah. All right. Thank you.

All right. Touchy. There

was a reason you came by. I'm on in 10

minutes.

There is.

Mommy's worried about you.

She doesn't think you're up to it.

What? She said that.

Well, I'm You know, she never actually

says anything unless it's laced in

arsenic.

We're the only ones who know what it's

like to be the circus, to face the

cameras alone,

to uphold our daddy's memory.

Did he ever go? You were so much closer

to him than me. Did he ever see?

No, no, no. Forget about him.

Well, I should have been there.

Rich, you were visiting a homeless

center. You can hardly beat yourself up.

I didn't. George and I just buggered off

to the club and

do you really think I'm going to screw

this up?

No. No. I just wish you'd spoken to me

first.

You know I'll always be here to pick you

up, don't you?

Yeah, basically your power shot or

building like this. What do you expect?

I think your boss had put his hand in

his pocket to fix it though.

Hello. Hello.

Hello. Uh,

this is going to be great. Joy enough

now. I'm ready. Just

Joanna,

your majesty.

You have some reputation.

So do you, sir.

Shall we?

Absolutely.

Are you going to beat me up, Joanna?

No,

I'm a softy.

5 4 3

Good evening and welcome to Buckingham

Palace. I'm Joanna Woodward and tonight

it is my great honor to talk to one of

the most famous men on the planet.

Whether for his role as monarch or for

his ability to drink 13 flaming

sambukers in an evening. I'm talking of

course about his majesty King Richard.

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Now, you insisted on this interview

being filmed live. Why is that?

Uh, well, Joanna, I felt it was

important to give people a better sense

of their new king.

And I wanted to do it live to show that

I'm not trying to spin my image or

manipulate what I say.

I'm sure

not in our day, ma'am.

And I say that's a wonderfully brave and

open gesture.

Thank you. Good ma'am. Good ma'am. Is it

true that you spiked a News of the World

story that claimed that you'd been

begging your sister, Princess

Elellanena, to become queen in your

place?

Oh gosh, I I uh I'm sure the News of the

World have some wonderful tales, but I

can promise you the last thing my sister

wants is to be queen.

So now, what would you um a single

mother of four living on a tough housing

estate? What would she make of your

performance tonight? Oh, John, I think

it's a little unfair. This isn't a

performance.

But she must see you. She must hear

everything you've been saying. Like, for

instance, that you only cost each

taxpayer the equivalent of a KitKat. And

but she's still broke and you're still

living in luxury.

Uh, well, I would try and explain that.

Um, just as a judge wears a

You're holding my hand.

Statement, he represents the law. So,

I entertain people in this palace

which is owned by the people, not me.

And I do it because I represent the

crown.

When did you discover this sudden

devotion to the people?

Uh when my father died.

Your father's death didn't stop you

bringing your lover into the palace in

the boot of a car or then having sex

with her in the throne room, did it?

No. Uh I have to confess I do still have

a love life. Um however salacious you

wish to make the details.

And who is she?

And I am learning uh single man or not

that my uh behavior has to change.

By the way, what is a Kit Kat?

That's my life.

He's still my life.

I'm serious.

Oh, you could charm the nation, sir.

Oh, Joanna, you should be careful.

You're in danger of being nice to me.

What would you say to the quite rational

argument in defense of the monarchy that

it's a necessary figure head? Wouldn't

you say that people are right when they

say that?

May I speak to the producer, please?

Tell them it's

and be the choice of the people.

Well, no, I don't agree. And well, this

is a political matter and something that

I can't get involved in.

Great answer.

So, who wrote your script for tonight?

Oh, Joanna, come on. This is a live

interview. We both know it's real.

Come on. We know the real you. Caught

with your pants down, a bottle in one

hand, and a crown jewels in the other.

I'm sorry. I'm sure you're not used to

being spoken to like this by your

servants.

I don't have any servants.

Footmen then. Butlers, valet, pages,

reporters, a whole entourage. Come on. I

thought we were being open. No spin. You

said

my image is spun every day by tabloid

gossip.

Every story about you is untrue.

No, no, not all.

So, which ones are true, then?

Your Majesty. Come on, sir. Which of

these nasty press stories about you

gives us the real you?

Which of these stories, which do you

think would have upset your father the

most?

What did your father think of you?

I never I never got the chance to ask

him. Because you weren't there

when he died.

You were out at a nightclub while your

sister and mother

What do you want?

Just the truth.

No. No. You want

You want me to be both common and royal?

You want me to lead you as head of state

and then trip up so you can stuff me on

the cover of Heat magazine.

I love getting drunk. Okay. I love it.

Clubbing, dancing, all of it. I've tried

drugs. I make a fool out of myself most

of the time. And I've hurt people just

to bury stories about me. I am ashamed

and terrified I'll never live up to my

father's standards. I just want to hide,

get drunk again, scream from the roof.

And most days I feel like a little boy,

a fool.

But I love my country and whether it's

in Cardiff or in Edinburgh or just

driving over the Penines, I have this

incredible buzz. I couldn't be more

proud.

And I hope one day I can repay the

favor,

your majesty.

Thank you for your cander.

That was all right, wasn't it?

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Train wreck. Right.

Sky ran a poll straight afterwards.

Asked the question, will Richard make a

good king? 53%

said yes.

So we're not dead yet.

Not yet, sir.

I know. I've always treated you like

oh, you know, always getting me in and

out of parties and stuff.

Stuff.

Quite a lot of stuff, wasn't there?

Your Majesty,

you were fantastic.

God, I was glued to my seat, wasn't I,

Simon? I was glued.

Yes, ma'am. Congratulations, your

majesty.

Thank you.

I'll try and book in to see you soon.

And well done again. Wow.

Thanks, darling.

Only 53% said yes.

So, 47 already on our side.

I need to find the lover. He's very

protective of her.

How do you get on with Abigail?

Very well.

He's got a soft spot for her. She'll be

the one with the secrets. Go for her.

Yes, ma'am. He's not.

She's not the lover, is she? Of

course, Simon. We don't do starve. You

are funny.

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I need you around.

You're straight with me. Honest.

If I'm going to have a chance in hell,

then I'll need you with me. You'll be

there, right?

Yes, sir.

Good.

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It hurt.

Neil.

Mr. Roberts. Hello. I thought you'd be

up there with him.

No, I wanted to spend some time with

you. Did I ever tell you that I once had

a drunken snog with Felicity Knight of

the Sun?

Now, if I was Felicity, I'd have been

grooming you for some time. casual

meeting by accident in a bar. Then

tickets for a club, a film premiere, all

because your mates,

champagne every time you meet, and then

the offer, just the truth,

a chance to tell his side of things.

Never meant to be a betrayal.

The way she put it, she already knew

about the stuff with him and the girl.

It was only when I tried to correct her

that I realized she was bluffing

and that I'd given it to her on a plate.

I was trying to explain that he was

stressed and that he's human and that

he's going to be a wonderful king.

I'm so ashamed.

Yeah. First thing, you're not going to

tell anyone about this, but you're going

to let Felicity know that you're up for

selling other stories to her. But I'll

tell you what to say and when.

Okay, sir. Yes, sir.

That way, you get to keep your job.

But if I ever do need the inside track

on what his majesty's planning or

thinking,

you'll be happy to tell me, won't you,

Neil?

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These

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trousers are likely stitched by

stitched by

so it's like he was like there he is

here he is ladies and gentlemen the Man,

the myth. My bloody brother.

Come on in. Come in. It's lo. We're

saving up the empty bottles to throw out

the piper at dawn. Hey, did you get my

text, mate? I just wanted to say I

thought it was absolutely hilarious.

I'm not standing in the doorway like a

bloody page. Come on in, you fool.

No, I I just wanted to check you were

okay.

Of course, I'm okay. I'm George.

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You all right?

Yeah.

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Hey, Rich. Now you're the big man. Any

chance of giving me Scotland?

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