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I had a great time
on our date tonight.
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Yeah. When do you think Red's going
to give you back the keys to the cruiser?
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You know, so we could
actually leave the property?
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I don't know.
Maybe never.
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In fact, you're my only contact
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with the outside
world now, Donna.
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Do people still laugh out there?
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I miss the laughter.
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Well, Eric,
it's your own stupid fault.
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I mean, before you
opened your big mouth,
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Red actually believed
that smell was incense.
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Yeah, I know.
It's just...
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He was going to kick Hyde
out and I wanted to help,
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and, oh, helping never helps.
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All right, look. Let's not
waste time talking about this.
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How long till curfew?
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About one minute.
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Now, Donna, I'm not bragging,
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but if you're
properly motivated,
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I can actually do it
in that amount of time.
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You don't have to tell me.
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Okay, so buckle up, Donna,
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'cause the next 12 seconds
are all about you, babe.
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Five, four,
three, two, one.
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No, wait! Damn!
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Curfew, hophead.
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♪ Hangin' out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Jeez, I wish I had
a quarter for every time
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I caught you making out
with the neighbor girl.
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Wish I had a quarter for every
time you embarrassed me.
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I wish you did, too,
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'cause then
you'd be a millionaire
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and you could find
someplace else to live.
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What, and leave all this?
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Okay, fellas.
Who wants brownies
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and a nice glass of milk?
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Oh, jeez.
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Daddy, I think it's great
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you gave Eric and Hyde a curfew.
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These boys, they need structure.
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Well, I'll see ya.
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Where do you think you're going?
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To... night church?
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Sorry, honey.
Curfew's for everyone.
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But, Daddy, it's me!
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Look, what they did is bad,
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but you sneaking around
with Kelso, that's just...
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Unpleasant.
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But, Daddy,
I'm not seeing Kelso.
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Untrue!
A damnable lie!
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A curfew?
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I'm stuck in this house
with you people all night?
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This sucks!
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Well, we're just
thrilled about it.
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So, all right. There's
an upside to all this.
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I took her down with me.
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Nice job.
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Well, isn't this a happy house?
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Yeah.
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This is not a happy house.
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Well, you just said
this was a happy house.
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Well, that's not what I meant.
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It was sarcasm.
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Well, who the hell
knows what you mean
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when you won't say
what you mean?
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I don't like how you're
treating the children.
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Look, Kitty.
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I'm not gonna let our kids
go down the wrong path.
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But if you have a
better idea, I'm all ears.
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Okay. Maybe you
could be a little less strict
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and a little more loving.
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Okay, Kitty.
Enough with the sarcasm.
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Stop looking at me! Stop
looking at me! Stop looking at me!
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Please look at me.
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Hey, psst!
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I love you, Steven.
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I have secret love powers.
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Look at me!
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Uh! I have 29 teeth.
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No, that can't be right.
1, 2, 3...
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Jackie's in love with
Hyde and I have nothing.
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Oh, look!
I find an M&M!
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Oh, no.
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My life sucks.
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Okay, I really hope
no one smelled that.
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All right!
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I'm the best-looking person
in this room.
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No! In this whole town!
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No! No! In this whole state!
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No!
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Dumb asses.
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So, how's it going?
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Real good.
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The foreign kid just ate
something off the floor.
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Okay. Well, um... Your
father's gonna drive me to work.
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That's right,
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and if you do anything
wrong, I'll know,
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because one of you is a snitch.
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You just think about that
while I'm gone.
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Well, they're not gonna
do anything wrong,
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because I brought
a box of activities
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to occupy their time.
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So, um, be good and have fun.
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Do crafts, not drugs.
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Ooh, a model airplane and glue.
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Where are Steven and Eric?
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Um...
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Your hair is very pretty.
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Oh, they can't leave the
house. They're grounded.
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Oh, don't worry about them.
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They're at the Hub.
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Oh, no.
I am the snitch.
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Oh, Red is gonna be furious.
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Mrs. Forman,
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may I tell you a little
story about oppression?
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Okay.
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Once I had an ant farm,
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and they would not
build their tunnels.
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I was furious,
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so I became very strict
and stern with my ants.
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First they feared me
and everything was fine,
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but eventually
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the ants broke out
and attacked me.
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So I had to kill them.
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So, um, you think we're
being too hard on the kids.
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Well, I don't know about that.
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I just wanted to let you know
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that I'm really sad
because my ants are dead.
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Okay.
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Well, Fez, thanks.
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You're a good boy.
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All the ladies
want a piece of Fez.
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What are you doing?
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Oh, just a little
security measure
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in case anybody tries to escape.
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Red, no. Those are
my Christmas bells.
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Those are happy bells.
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Then they're doing their
job, because I'm happy.
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Let's have some cake.
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Okay, and let's watch some TV,
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because that makes us all happy.
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Okay, here we go.
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The Brady BunchVariety Hour is on.
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Oh, who the hell gave
those people an entire hour?
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Well, I think
this program is fun
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for the whole family.
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They've got Charo
and the rock band KISS.
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Okay, see? Now,
this is nice.
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A nice family who gets along
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and sings and dances.
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Yeah, I love the Bradys.
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Oh! Remember that episode
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where Mr. Brady
went completely insane
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and put bells on all the doors?
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Hey, did you see the one
where Greg was a real wise ass
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and Mr. Brady took him
outside and cleaned his clock?
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Did you ever see the one
where I hated living here?
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That one's my favorite.
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Well, I hope you're happy because
now you've upset your sister.
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Oh, you know what?
Forget it, Dad.
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Enjoy yourself.
Get your shots in now
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because when I'm gone,
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oh, I'm gonna be long gone.
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I got no place to go, so...
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I'm gonna stay here.
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But the tension's nice.
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Reminds me of home.
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Finally.
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Now I can enjoy the show
in peace.
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Oh, this show is crap.
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♪ Feel funky
♪ Whoo
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♪ Feel good
♪ Whoo
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♪ Gonna tell you
I'm in the neighborhood
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♪ Gonna fly
like a bird on the wing
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♪ Hold on to your hat,
honey
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♪ Sing, sing, sing sing
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♪ I got the music in me
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♪ I got the music in me
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♪ I got the music in me
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♪ I got the music in me
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♪ I got the music in me
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♪ I got the music in me ♪
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Yeah!
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Thank you, thank you!
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And welcome to The FormanBunch Variety Hour! Ha-ha!
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And, boy, do we have a
great show for you tonight!
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Sorry, Mom, we can't
stay for the show.
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No!
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Why not?
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Well, living at home
is unbearable,
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so we've decided to run away.
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No!
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Yay!
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So, thanks for everything,
Mrs. F.
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Well, you boys can't run away.
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Who's gonna do the square dance
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with Shields and Yarnell?
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Well, let Laurie do it.
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She's been making out
with Shields all day.
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That's a lie!
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Well, when will I see you again?
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Don't worry, Kitty.
I'll take care of them.
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Oh, ladies and gentlemen,
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star of stage and screen,
Shirley Jones.
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Hi, Mom!
Hi, Mom!
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Mom?
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That's right, Kitty.
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We're Partridges now.
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This is gonna be great.
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I'm pretty sure
I can nail Susan Dey.
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No! Partridges?
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You can't live in a bus.
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There's no toilet!
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Well, it may be
inconvenient, Kitty,
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but we do get to spend
a lot of time together.
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That's right. Mrs.
Partridge quit her job
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to form a family band.
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Yep. It's all a matter
of choices, Kitty.
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I guess you just chose
to be a bad mother.
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Hey, Shirley, can I come?
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I play the tambourine.
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Uh! I'm sorry, Laurie.
No whores on my show.
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Oh, fine.
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Hey, Shields, wait up!
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Aah!
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Coochie, coochie, coochie!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Can it, Charo.
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Yah!
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Well, I am not going
to let that happen.
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Oh, no.
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This is crap.
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Oh, no. Honey!
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Yep. He thought
he could sneak out.
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So, what now, Ho Chi Min?
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Well, I'll tell you one thing.
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Playtime is over.
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Your friends are no longer
allowed in the house.
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Wait. What?
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00:14:03,385 --> 00:14:05,887
No. No. We'll talk
about it in the morning.
267
00:14:05,929 --> 00:14:07,847
Fine. We'll talk about
it in the morning.
268
00:14:10,601 --> 00:14:13,321
We'll talk about how your friends
are no longer allowed in the house!
269
00:14:16,315 --> 00:14:19,443
You know, I have
an interesting idea.
270
00:14:19,485 --> 00:14:21,696
Why don't we not punish him?
271
00:14:21,737 --> 00:14:23,381
Why don't we try a
little of that forgiveness
272
00:14:23,405 --> 00:14:25,491
that Jesus was
always talking about?
273
00:14:31,539 --> 00:14:32,832
No. No.
274
00:14:34,208 --> 00:14:36,251
This is for his own good.
275
00:14:36,293 --> 00:14:39,505
Look. In order for Eric to be
a happy, well-adjusted adult,
276
00:14:39,547 --> 00:14:41,423
he has to be miserable now.
277
00:14:42,842 --> 00:14:44,552
That's just good parenting.
278
00:14:45,803 --> 00:14:48,138
If I was to be
Mr. Nice Guy now,
279
00:14:48,180 --> 00:14:50,260
do you know what would
happen to Eric in a few years?
280
00:14:51,308 --> 00:14:52,685
Do you?
281
00:14:53,811 --> 00:14:56,063
Oh, Eric! Breakfast!
282
00:15:03,153 --> 00:15:05,072
Well, there's my sweet
little baby boy.
283
00:15:07,825 --> 00:15:10,994
Why, oh, why
didn't I discipline you?
284
00:15:11,036 --> 00:15:12,538
Shut up and eat your Cornflakes.
285
00:15:13,038 --> 00:15:14,038
Yah!
286
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:20,337
That's what.
287
00:15:22,339 --> 00:15:24,258
Never surrender, Kitty.
Never retreat.
288
00:15:24,299 --> 00:15:27,094
We're winning.
289
00:15:27,135 --> 00:15:30,723
The fact that Eric was desperate
enough to climb out his window
290
00:15:30,765 --> 00:15:32,433
shows that
everything is working.
291
00:15:41,859 --> 00:15:42,984
Surprise!
292
00:15:44,403 --> 00:15:46,488
This is so great!
293
00:15:46,530 --> 00:15:48,490
I didn't know you delivered.
294
00:15:51,786 --> 00:15:52,828
Bed check,
dumb ass.
295
00:15:52,870 --> 00:15:54,121
Holy crap!
296
00:15:56,290 --> 00:15:58,292
No, it is not a bed check.
297
00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:00,377
We just want to say good night,
298
00:16:00,419 --> 00:16:02,671
and we love you very, very much.
299
00:16:04,381 --> 00:16:06,007
What are you doing?
300
00:16:06,049 --> 00:16:07,551
Oh, just nailing
his window shut.
301
00:16:09,428 --> 00:16:11,221
It's for his own good.
302
00:16:11,263 --> 00:16:13,181
What if there's a fire?
303
00:16:13,223 --> 00:16:14,516
Well, then, I guess you can
304
00:16:14,558 --> 00:16:16,351
just light your dope
with it, dopehead.
305
00:16:25,611 --> 00:16:27,237
Donna! Get out!
306
00:16:27,279 --> 00:16:29,072
Whoa! Not so fast, Laurie.
307
00:16:34,954 --> 00:16:36,538
Ah! Ah! Ah!
308
00:16:37,957 --> 00:16:39,458
You idiot! Red's
doing bed checks.
309
00:16:40,584 --> 00:16:42,127
Bed checks!
310
00:16:52,763 --> 00:16:55,766
And bless Mommy and bless Daddy
311
00:16:55,808 --> 00:16:57,685
and bless grandma.
312
00:17:00,479 --> 00:17:01,856
Oh, hi, Daddy.
313
00:17:03,524 --> 00:17:05,066
Sorry to bother you, kitten.
314
00:17:10,948 --> 00:17:12,616
Kelso, get your hand off my ass.
315
00:17:13,868 --> 00:17:14,994
It was an accident.
316
00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:16,704
Shh!
It's still there.
317
00:17:16,745 --> 00:17:18,038
It's still an accident.
318
00:17:18,998 --> 00:17:20,332
Kelso, it's still there.
319
00:17:20,374 --> 00:17:21,667
Yeah.
320
00:17:21,709 --> 00:17:22,835
What?
321
00:17:24,003 --> 00:17:25,587
You know, Steven,
322
00:17:25,629 --> 00:17:27,506
this hatred thing
you have for me
323
00:17:27,548 --> 00:17:28,966
is just you protecting yourself.
324
00:17:30,384 --> 00:17:31,886
Okay.
325
00:17:31,927 --> 00:17:34,262
It's true. You're afraid
to reach the peaks of love
326
00:17:34,304 --> 00:17:36,056
for fear of being
dropped off a cliff.
327
00:17:40,394 --> 00:17:44,105
Well, I'm your safety
line, Steven, so grab me.
328
00:17:47,609 --> 00:17:48,944
Go grab yourself, freak.
329
00:17:50,696 --> 00:17:52,823
Okay, bed check!
330
00:17:52,865 --> 00:17:54,033
Here we come!
331
00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:55,951
Kitty,
you're warning him!
332
00:17:55,993 --> 00:17:57,244
I'm not
warning anybody.
333
00:17:57,285 --> 00:17:58,704
Getting closer!
334
00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:04,292
Okay, um...
335
00:18:04,334 --> 00:18:06,503
We just... we wanted
to say good night
336
00:18:06,545 --> 00:18:09,006
and, um, that you're a good boy,
337
00:18:09,048 --> 00:18:11,759
and even though you do
some things that we don't like,
338
00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:13,134
we still love you.
339
00:18:13,176 --> 00:18:15,095
And I'm watching you.
340
00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:19,975
And I'm cherishing you.
341
00:18:27,107 --> 00:18:28,667
Oh, no, Jackie.
They're still out there.
342
00:18:30,485 --> 00:18:31,737
What was that?
343
00:18:31,779 --> 00:18:33,113
Oh, and they want our pants.
344
00:18:39,620 --> 00:18:41,121
Do you hear that?
345
00:18:42,748 --> 00:18:44,374
I don't hear anything.
346
00:18:45,709 --> 00:18:47,377
That's right.
Nothing.
347
00:18:48,837 --> 00:18:50,589
That's the sound of discipline.
348
00:18:54,969 --> 00:18:56,511
No, that's the sound of jail.
349
00:18:58,597 --> 00:19:02,392
This house used to be fun
until you made it miserable.
350
00:19:02,434 --> 00:19:04,354
Well, I'm sorry, Kitty,
but I think it's working.
351
00:19:10,525 --> 00:19:11,735
Oh, you do?
352
00:19:12,527 --> 00:19:13,528
Yes, I do.
353
00:19:13,570 --> 00:19:14,863
Oh, you do.
354
00:19:15,530 --> 00:19:17,157
I just said I did.
355
00:19:17,783 --> 00:19:19,451
Red.
356
00:19:19,493 --> 00:19:21,120
Oh, hell's bells!
357
00:19:23,580 --> 00:19:25,248
It's Red! Run for it!
358
00:19:27,793 --> 00:19:29,837
Freeze!
359
00:19:29,878 --> 00:19:32,172
Daddy, thank God you came!
They were kidnapping me!
360
00:19:34,257 --> 00:19:36,927
Oh, shut up! That's
it. I have had it!
361
00:19:36,969 --> 00:19:38,178
You know what this means?
362
00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:39,262
More discipline.
363
00:19:39,304 --> 00:19:40,472
No. No.
364
00:19:40,514 --> 00:19:43,767
Oh, yes.
Playtime is over.
365
00:19:43,809 --> 00:19:45,644
Oh, stop saying that.
366
00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:50,482
Your cracking down
is not working.
367
00:19:50,524 --> 00:19:52,644
Hell, I could
have told him that a week ago.
368
00:19:53,819 --> 00:19:55,946
Now is not the time
to be a porky mouth.
369
00:19:58,490 --> 00:20:00,450
Red, I want my house back.
370
00:20:02,995 --> 00:20:04,371
Once had an ant farm...
371
00:20:04,412 --> 00:20:05,873
Oh, honey, no.
Not now.
372
00:20:08,792 --> 00:20:12,420
Okay. Okay. Here's
what we're gonna do.
373
00:20:12,462 --> 00:20:15,632
You are going to remember
that he's a good son,
374
00:20:15,674 --> 00:20:19,427
and you are going to
remember that he's a good father,
375
00:20:19,469 --> 00:20:21,930
because I am not happy with
the way this house is running.
376
00:20:21,972 --> 00:20:23,116
Hah! Now you see
what you've done?
377
00:20:23,140 --> 00:20:24,474
You've made your mother unhappy.
378
00:20:24,516 --> 00:20:25,642
No, he didn't.
379
00:20:26,894 --> 00:20:28,562
I'm not happy with everything.
380
00:20:28,603 --> 00:20:32,482
I'm not happy with
windows being nailed shut,
381
00:20:32,524 --> 00:20:34,902
and I'm not happy with
people sneaking around,
382
00:20:34,943 --> 00:20:36,403
and I'm not happy
383
00:20:36,444 --> 00:20:38,739
with my Christmas
bells on the front door.
384
00:20:41,324 --> 00:20:42,910
Well, Kitty, what do
you want me to do?
385
00:20:42,951 --> 00:20:44,151
Pretend that nothing happened?
386
00:20:44,578 --> 00:20:45,662
Yes.
387
00:20:47,330 --> 00:20:48,456
No!
388
00:20:48,498 --> 00:20:50,250
Fine!
Then that's it.
389
00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:51,626
Then I'm staying home.
390
00:20:51,668 --> 00:20:52,836
I'm staying home full-time
391
00:20:52,878 --> 00:20:55,089
and I am taking back my house,
392
00:20:55,130 --> 00:20:56,381
and that's the way it is.
393
00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:57,716
Now, you get upstairs
394
00:20:57,758 --> 00:21:00,135
and take those nails
out of the windows
395
00:21:00,177 --> 00:21:01,302
and you,
396
00:21:01,344 --> 00:21:03,722
stop being such
a sneaky smart mouth
397
00:21:03,764 --> 00:21:05,432
and you... honey!
398
00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:07,308
You've got to stop
eating stuff off the floor.
399
00:21:09,228 --> 00:21:13,774
Now, everyone, let's
go back to happy!
400
00:21:13,815 --> 00:21:15,150
Ha-ha-ha!
401
00:21:22,407 --> 00:21:25,702
So, I guess playtime is over.
402
00:21:33,961 --> 00:21:35,378
I'm sorry, dad.
403
00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:43,804
♪ I don't remember
growing older
404
00:21:43,845 --> 00:21:46,974
♪ When did they?
405
00:21:47,849 --> 00:21:48,892
♪ Sunrise
406
00:21:48,934 --> 00:21:49,977
♪ Sunset
407
00:21:50,018 --> 00:21:51,145
♪ Sunrise
408
00:21:51,186 --> 00:21:52,353
♪ Sunset
409
00:21:52,395 --> 00:21:55,857
♪ Swiftly fly the years
410
00:21:55,899 --> 00:22:00,403
♪ One season
following another
411
00:22:00,445 --> 00:22:04,324
♪ Laden with happiness
and tears ♪
412
00:22:04,365 --> 00:22:06,201
Give it to me
one more time, coochie!
413
00:22:06,225 --> 00:22:08,225
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