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Man, who'd have thought.
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Hyde getting busted
for possession?
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I mean, I always thought
it'd be armed robbery
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or pimping.
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You know, something cool.
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Yeah, Hyde in jail.
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Hey, guys, you think he's
anyone's girlfriend yet?
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Kelso, he's been
in jail for three hours.
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Of course he's
someone's girlfriend.
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He has very pretty eyes.
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Well, if he was
someone's girlfriend,
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I think it might look
a little something like this.
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Yeah. Heh heh.
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Hey there, Curly Q,
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would you like to perform
an unspeakable act on me,
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or would you prefer that
I perform one on you?
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Well, they both sound good.
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Dealer's choice.
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You have done a horrible thing
with a children's toy.
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Ahem!
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Huh. Bet you didn't want me
to see this, did ya?
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Hey, welcome back, man.
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We were worried about...
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I'm sorry.
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I'm just...
I'm so sorry.
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Yeah, uh... you know...
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Curly Q. Is... can be...
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Is a term of endearment.
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So, when do we meet
your new fella?
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♪ Hangin' out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Red...
No.
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We really need to
talk about Steven.
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No, I don't wanna
talk about Steven!
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Subject closed.
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Red...
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For God's sakes, Kitty.
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We took him into our home.
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We treated him like our own son.
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Treat him better
than your own son.
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I'll tell you one thing...
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I'm not bailin' him out.
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He can rot in that jail,
for all I care.
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Actually, they already let
him out. Gave him probation.
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Probation?
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Well, isn't that just ducky?
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You know how they treat
their criminals in Russia?
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First offense...
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Five years in Siberia.
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Second offense, 10 years.
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Believe you me,
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there is no third offense.
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Unless the criminal
likes to make snow angels.
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Hey, Steven brought
that stuff into my house.
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And I'm putting a stop to it
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before things
get out of control.
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Out of control how?
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Well, I'll tell you how.
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Say, chum, where ya headed?
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Just to see my best girl
Donna, that's where.
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We're gonna split a soda pop.
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It'll be keen.
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Soda pop, eh?
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I have something that's
even keener than soda pop.
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It's called marijuana.
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Mari-whata?
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Come, I'll show you.
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Hyde, you were right.
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Marijuana is the bee's knees.
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Yep. All it takes
is one puff
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to make you hopelessly addicted.
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I am hopelessly addicted.
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Here's a new shipment,
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fresh from whatever the hell
country I am from.
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Gee willickers, Eric.
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Where have you been?
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You missed choir practice.
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Sorry, doll face,
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but now, thanks to marijuana,
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I'm incurably insane.
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Well, I'm not gonna let a
swell kid like you ruin your life.
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Not so fast, sister.
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I need that for
the schoolchildren.
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No!
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Alas.
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Marijuana has ended
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my young, promising life.
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This is what's happening
all over America.
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And it could happen
in your home. Or yours.
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Or yours.
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I just don't think that's
going to happen, Red.
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Has Hyde ever pressured you
to use this stuff?
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No, absolutely not.
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In fact, yeah,
I can honestly say
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I have never felt any pressure.
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Guess who.
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It's either Jackie
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or the cold, clammy
hands of death.
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It's... Jackie.
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Damn it.
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Oh, Steven, my hero.
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When that cop found my bag
and you said it was yours
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and then they sent you
to the big house,
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it was, like, the most
romantic thing ever.
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Yeah. Maybe for you.
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I was deloused.
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Hey, man, you missed
your shift at the Fotohut.
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You better have
a damn good excuse.
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I got busted.
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Damn, that's a good excuse.
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So what'd they get you for?
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For loving me.
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Oh, 'cause she's, like, 14?
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I got busted for possession.
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Oh, man, join the club.
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Yeah, thanks.
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No, I mean join the club.
We meet every Thursday.
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We're trying to raise money
for a field trip to Amsterdam.
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Hey there, Red.
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Taking out the trash, I see.
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Ahem.
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Yeah, well, better
late than never.
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Is that supposed to
mean something, Bob?
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No.
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Just happened to notice
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that that lowlife Hyde
you've been harboring
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has been busted for possession.
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My gosh,
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that stuff was right here
in our own neighborhood?
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And to think of all the times
we have to drive across town...
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Ix-nay, Midge.
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Well, as you all know,
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we had a little
incident yesterday.
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And I think that as a family,
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we should discuss
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rational solutions
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to make sure that this
never happens again.
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Can I start?
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Um, I'm not comfortable
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living with a criminal.
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I think we should kick Hyde out.
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All in favor?
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Laurie, stop it.
Red, what do you think?
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Kick him out, kick
him out, kick him out!
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Laurie, there is no way
we're kicking Steven out.
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Steven...
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We're kicking you out.
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Yay, Daddy.
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Red...
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Dad, that's not fair.
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Not fair?
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I took him in,
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I gave him a shot,
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he blew it. It's his fault.
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Look, I don't want it
in my house.
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I don't want it around you
two. I just... don't... want it.
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Red.
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Putting him out on the street
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is not the solution.
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This young man needs our
guidance now more than ever.
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No, Mrs. Forman, it's cool.
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If Red thinks that
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I'm not good enough
to live in this house,
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then I guess I'm not.
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You know what?
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You're... you're bull...
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I... I'm... you're very...
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I'm... I'm very mad at you!
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God, this sucks.
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I can't believe
Red's kicking you out.
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I mean, I'm sorry.
Where you supposed to go?
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I'm gonna go to the Fotohut.
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I'll sleep on the floor.
We got a hose out back.
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Mrs. Forman
made me a sandwich.
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Man, this is so wrong.
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Look, I'm not gonna
let you get kicked out
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for something that we all do.
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Hey, hey, don't go
dragging me into this.
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You know what?
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I'm gonna tell Red
that I do it, too.
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No!
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Have you suddenly become
the stupidest man ever?
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I mean, is Kelso no
longer the reigning king?
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Oh, I'm the king.
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This can work.
If I tell Red,
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then he's gonna be a hypocrite
for kicking you out
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and not making me go with him.
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Because, I mean,
he can't kick me out
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because you know,
deep down, he loves me.
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Look, Forman,
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I appreciate what you're
trying to do, you know,
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but you getting into trouble is not
gonna help me get out of trouble, okay?
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Okay?
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Okay.
Okay.
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Everybody just stop worrying,
all right? I'll be fine.
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Yes, it will be good
for you in the Fotohut.
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Maybe you will
develop some character.
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Get it? Develop?
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Oh, fine. I guess
I'm not funny.
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Kiss my brown ass.
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Okay, here's your tea, Leo.
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Oh, wow, tea, man.
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That's, like, exotic.
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Heh-heh. Hey, look at me,
I'm the king of England.
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Off with her head.
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Tea. Heh-heh.
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Well, um, I think it's great
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that Steven has a boss
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who cares enough to come over
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and talk to us on his behalf.
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So, um, I'm just
gonna let you fellas
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get to know each other.
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Sit up straight.
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Hey, man, I don't think you should
kick Hyde out because he's a good kid.
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He's a doper.
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You say that like
it's a bad thing, man.
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Hey, I'm gonna let you
in on a little secret.
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I've indulged
once or twice myself.
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Really?
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I'm shocked.
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Yeah, I know.
Upstanding businessman.
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Last guy you'd expect.
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But it's true, man.
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Well, Mr. Hippie...
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If you say so,
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well, that's good enough for me.
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Aw, that's great, man.
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Now, please,
get out of my house.
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Okay, what are you writing?
"Jackie and Steven Hyde.
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"Mrs. Jackie Hyde.
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"Dr. and Mrs. Steven Hyde?"
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All right, what's going on?
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Okay, Donna, Steven
and I are in love.
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Um, you do know that he once
compared you to a tick, right?
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Oh, really? Well, if he
thinks I'm such a tick,
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then why'd he tell the cops the bag
was his when it was actually mine?
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Are you telling me
that bag was yours?
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Yeah. He went
to jail for it.
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Isn't that fabulous?
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Oh, my God. You... tick.
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00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:19,133
You're the reason
this whole mess happened.
267
00:13:19,174 --> 00:13:21,552
Oh, Donna, stop.
My head is... whoo!
268
00:13:24,096 --> 00:13:26,848
Jackie, you have to tell
the Formans what happened.
269
00:13:26,890 --> 00:13:29,143
Do you know that Red
is kicking Hyde out?
270
00:13:29,184 --> 00:13:31,687
Oh, god, no, no, Donna,
that's perfect.
271
00:13:31,729 --> 00:13:34,898
When Hyde is on the
streets, he'll have to turn to me,
272
00:13:34,940 --> 00:13:37,234
and as I care for him
and buy him stuff,
273
00:13:37,276 --> 00:13:38,694
his love for me will grow.
274
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,948
Oh, my God.
Fine, I'm telling them.
275
00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:45,326
No, no, no. You cannot
ruin this for me,
276
00:13:45,367 --> 00:13:46,826
you... moose.
277
00:13:48,537 --> 00:13:49,829
Don't tell me
what to do, Midget.
278
00:13:50,665 --> 00:13:51,791
No!
279
00:13:58,297 --> 00:14:00,675
Well, well, turns out you
were all wrong about Steven,
280
00:14:00,716 --> 00:14:03,552
and you wanted to kick him out.
281
00:14:03,594 --> 00:14:07,807
Yes. Well, thanks for
telling us the truth, Donna.
282
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,558
And we know
it wasn't easy for you,
283
00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:11,560
especially with Jackie
choking you the whole time.
284
00:14:18,734 --> 00:14:20,277
Uh, Steven, wait.
285
00:14:21,403 --> 00:14:22,863
You can stay.
286
00:14:24,699 --> 00:14:25,825
Cool.
287
00:14:27,242 --> 00:14:29,829
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
288
00:14:29,870 --> 00:14:32,247
That's it? Isn't there
anything else
289
00:14:32,289 --> 00:14:33,457
you would like to say
290
00:14:33,499 --> 00:14:35,167
to this brave
and noble young man?
291
00:14:37,085 --> 00:14:38,253
You're right, Kitty.
292
00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:41,215
Dumb ass!
293
00:14:43,217 --> 00:14:45,845
Do you realize that you put
your entire future at risk?
294
00:14:47,262 --> 00:14:49,807
What kind of a moron
would go and take the fall...
295
00:14:49,849 --> 00:14:52,142
Crying and crying and crying.
296
00:14:53,143 --> 00:14:54,436
And when she's upset...
297
00:14:54,478 --> 00:14:55,706
And the next thing
you know, I'm upset.
298
00:14:55,730 --> 00:14:57,898
I had to have tea
299
00:14:57,939 --> 00:15:00,568
with that greasy old hippie.
300
00:15:02,069 --> 00:15:04,112
Now I have hippie stink
on my couch.
301
00:15:06,031 --> 00:15:07,867
Let me tell you something else.
302
00:15:07,908 --> 00:15:10,578
If you ever do anything
like that again,
303
00:15:10,619 --> 00:15:12,621
I will kick your ass so hard,
304
00:15:12,663 --> 00:15:13,914
your nose will bleed.
305
00:15:18,794 --> 00:15:20,421
And we love you.
306
00:15:24,174 --> 00:15:26,802
So, uh, just so I'm clear,
307
00:15:28,011 --> 00:15:30,097
everything's
back to normal, right?
308
00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:31,557
Yeah, yeah, everything's back...
309
00:15:31,599 --> 00:15:34,560
All right, Dad, I've
got something to say.
310
00:15:34,602 --> 00:15:36,437
Eric, for the love
of God, don't.
311
00:15:36,478 --> 00:15:39,732
Dad, I do it, too.
312
00:15:43,026 --> 00:15:45,654
That's right. So you
can't kick Hyde out.
313
00:15:47,865 --> 00:15:51,952
Honey... we already decided
not to kick Hyde out.
314
00:15:54,580 --> 00:15:55,706
Oh.
315
00:15:58,333 --> 00:15:59,501
Then...
316
00:16:01,879 --> 00:16:03,213
Yay.
317
00:16:09,595 --> 00:16:12,973
So, you do it, too, huh?
318
00:16:14,683 --> 00:16:15,976
Since when?
319
00:16:17,352 --> 00:16:18,729
Since... when?
320
00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:22,566
Uh...
321
00:16:34,369 --> 00:16:36,997
I am so baked.
322
00:16:39,124 --> 00:16:40,417
I think.
323
00:16:40,459 --> 00:16:42,294
No, yeah, I am.
I think.
324
00:16:44,296 --> 00:16:46,882
You know, guys, I've been
living my life all wrong.
325
00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:49,760
All I ever thought about
was school.
326
00:16:49,802 --> 00:16:51,971
Studying, reading, homework.
327
00:16:52,012 --> 00:16:53,388
Well, that's over.
328
00:16:53,430 --> 00:16:54,974
Thanks, Hyde.
329
00:16:56,099 --> 00:16:58,602
Hey, man, don't thank me.
Thank my mom.
330
00:16:58,644 --> 00:16:59,854
If she hadn't have passed out,
331
00:16:59,895 --> 00:17:01,175
I couldn't have
raided her stash.
332
00:17:03,273 --> 00:17:05,693
You have the best mom ever.
333
00:17:05,734 --> 00:17:07,486
Hey, guys, you know what?
334
00:17:07,528 --> 00:17:09,321
Yesterday, I was
wrestling with Donna,
335
00:17:10,071 --> 00:17:11,114
and I felt her boob.
336
00:17:12,908 --> 00:17:14,368
It was beautiful.
337
00:17:14,409 --> 00:17:15,703
Squishy.
338
00:17:17,621 --> 00:17:22,125
Squishy. Hey, guys,
I had this dream
339
00:17:22,167 --> 00:17:24,252
that I was kissing
my English teacher,
340
00:17:24,294 --> 00:17:27,047
and when I woke up,
I was stuck to my bed.
341
00:17:29,842 --> 00:17:32,386
Kelso, man, that's not
normal. You could die.
342
00:17:33,929 --> 00:17:35,409
Hey, isn't your
English teacher a guy?
343
00:17:36,473 --> 00:17:40,101
Yeah. No, I meant
my Spanish teacher.
344
00:17:40,143 --> 00:17:43,230
She's a girl. Man,
what's in this stuff?
345
00:17:45,148 --> 00:17:48,151
Hey, guys, I'm having
the best time ever.
346
00:17:49,110 --> 00:17:51,405
I think.
No, yeah, I am.
347
00:17:52,823 --> 00:17:54,115
Eric!
348
00:18:01,999 --> 00:18:03,083
Eric!
349
00:18:04,835 --> 00:18:06,086
Are you on it right now?
350
00:18:08,672 --> 00:18:11,050
I asked you a question.
351
00:18:11,091 --> 00:18:12,509
Since when have you
been using this?
352
00:18:13,677 --> 00:18:16,680
Uh... about
a week ago tomorrow.
353
00:18:19,391 --> 00:18:20,726
Um... what?
354
00:18:20,768 --> 00:18:22,394
Yeah, coming, Mom.
355
00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:28,025
Okay. Okay, now.
356
00:18:28,776 --> 00:18:30,945
You're both smart boys.
357
00:18:30,986 --> 00:18:33,405
What were you thinking?
358
00:18:33,447 --> 00:18:35,115
Well...
I... I'm not...
359
00:18:36,575 --> 00:18:38,994
Oh, oh. Um...
360
00:18:39,036 --> 00:18:41,288
The problem was that
we weren't thinking.
361
00:18:41,329 --> 00:18:43,040
We weren't thinking.
362
00:18:44,165 --> 00:18:45,876
And, you know, with the times...
363
00:18:45,918 --> 00:18:47,127
Yeah, the times were, like...
364
00:18:48,629 --> 00:18:50,547
And, uh...
365
00:18:50,589 --> 00:18:51,715
Peer pressure?
366
00:18:51,757 --> 00:18:53,968
And the peer pressure.
Thank you, Mom.
367
00:18:54,009 --> 00:18:55,218
Yeah.
368
00:18:55,260 --> 00:18:57,888
And, you know, I
found that today, uh...
369
00:18:57,930 --> 00:18:59,115
You know, the need
to experiment...
370
00:18:59,139 --> 00:19:03,518
Oh, don't try this blaming
society crap with me.
371
00:19:05,729 --> 00:19:07,856
You know whose
fault this is? Do you?
372
00:19:08,482 --> 00:19:09,817
Do you?
373
00:19:09,858 --> 00:19:11,151
Well, I have a pretty good idea.
374
00:19:12,402 --> 00:19:13,612
It's mine.
375
00:19:15,906 --> 00:19:16,949
Oh. All right.
Okay.
376
00:19:19,785 --> 00:19:21,328
The problem is...
377
00:19:22,037 --> 00:19:23,163
I've been too lenient.
378
00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:26,374
So, from now on,
379
00:19:26,416 --> 00:19:28,251
no more easy-going,
devil-may-care,
380
00:19:28,293 --> 00:19:30,170
everybody's-best-friend dad.
381
00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:37,385
I'm just...
I'm so very nervous.
382
00:19:39,304 --> 00:19:41,431
I'm cracking down.
383
00:19:41,473 --> 00:19:43,350
And I'm cracking down hard.
384
00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:46,394
Starting right now,
385
00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:47,980
fun time is over.
386
00:19:54,319 --> 00:19:55,654
So where was I for fun time?
387
00:20:01,535 --> 00:20:02,703
Take it back!
388
00:20:02,744 --> 00:20:04,163
No, Kelso. I'm sorry.
389
00:20:04,204 --> 00:20:06,123
Confessing to Red
makes Eric the king.
390
00:20:09,001 --> 00:20:10,794
Hey, I shot my toe
with a BB gun once.
391
00:20:13,463 --> 00:20:14,565
You're right, Kelso,
you're the king.
392
00:20:14,589 --> 00:20:15,966
Thank you!
393
00:20:19,178 --> 00:20:21,930
I mean, when I say, "For
the love of God, don't,"
394
00:20:21,972 --> 00:20:23,473
then for the love of God, don't.
395
00:20:25,976 --> 00:20:28,228
Donna, that could've
meant anything.
396
00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:30,647
Okay, I'm sorry. I made
a terrible mistake.
397
00:20:30,689 --> 00:20:33,567
All right, excuse me, but
I think we've all lost sight
398
00:20:33,608 --> 00:20:36,028
of what's really important
here... We're in love.
399
00:20:38,822 --> 00:20:40,908
All right, you know what?
400
00:20:40,949 --> 00:20:43,368
Enough of your
girlie fantasy crap.
401
00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:45,304
None of this would've
happened if it wasn't for you.
402
00:20:45,328 --> 00:20:47,448
So get this through your
little Easy-Bake-Oven head...
403
00:20:48,665 --> 00:20:49,750
I don't love you.
404
00:20:49,791 --> 00:20:51,126
I don't like you.
405
00:20:51,168 --> 00:20:53,253
I can barely stand
to look at you, okay?
406
00:20:54,254 --> 00:20:56,715
Oh, Steven,
you're such a bad liar.
407
00:21:04,305 --> 00:21:07,475
All right. Well,
don't mind me.
408
00:21:07,517 --> 00:21:10,687
I'm just here to install
this smoke detector.
409
00:21:12,355 --> 00:21:14,315
Smoke detector?
410
00:21:14,357 --> 00:21:16,526
Does that detect
any kind of smoke?
411
00:21:19,821 --> 00:21:21,198
Long live the king.
412
00:21:27,913 --> 00:21:30,498
Hey, guys, look what I found
in my sister Laurie's drawer.
413
00:21:30,540 --> 00:21:32,042
Mints. A whole
month's worth.
414
00:21:37,338 --> 00:21:38,966
They're not minty.
415
00:21:40,134 --> 00:21:41,593
They're not mints.
416
00:21:41,635 --> 00:21:43,845
They're birth control pills,
you headgear-wearing moron.
417
00:21:45,555 --> 00:21:47,224
Hey, when I grow up,
418
00:21:47,266 --> 00:21:49,726
I'm gonna be handsome.
419
00:21:49,768 --> 00:21:51,436
Really? Did your mommy
tell you that?
420
00:21:54,022 --> 00:21:55,149
Yeah.
421
00:21:56,566 --> 00:21:57,859
Kelso, you're the king.
422
00:21:57,883 --> 00:21:59,883
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