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yeah. Even the radio works.
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And all the doors...
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They open!
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And it's got brakes too.
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I mean,
can you believe this?
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I mean, my uncle,
he just gave it to me.
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He gave it to me,
for free!
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That is insane.
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I would pay
tens of dollars for this.
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[Coughs]
Or not.
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Did he own a cat?
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Yeah. I'm getting
an air freshener.
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Yeah. Get a big one.
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Guys, guys, this thing is
like a bedroom on wheels.
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No more, "Michael, the
backseat's too small."
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Michael,
you're on my hair.
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Michael,
you're choking me.
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That's over.
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Wow, look at
this piece of junk.
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This is my Van.
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[Laughs]
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Yeah?
Well, you know,
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I had a Ford delivery Van
in high school.
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Yeah, it's a lot of fun
till somebody gets preg--
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you got to be careful
in this Van, kelso,
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you know what I mean?
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An idiot would know
what you mean.
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What do you mean?
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Sell the Van, kid.
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What's that
supposed to mean?
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Oh, I'm happy.
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All right, you know what?
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Shouldn't you guys
be meditating or something?
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Hey, come here, forman.
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I want you to feast your eyes
on this very large
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and flat cargo area.
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Wow, you could haul
plywood in this.
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Right...
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Or Donna.
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Why would I want to
haul-- oh, right! Okay.
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No, you know what?
She wouldn't do it in a Van.
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She wants it
to be special.
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What are you guys
talkin' about?
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Oh, uh...
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Plywood.
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Good, good.
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'Cause I'm not doing it
in a Van.
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Oh.
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Oh, you know what'll
make it really special?
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Not talkin' to your friends
about us doing it.
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♪ Hangin' out ♪
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♪ down the street ♪
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♪ the same old thing ♪
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♪ we did last week ♪
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♪ not a thing to do ♪
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♪ but talk to you ♪
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♪ we're all all right,
we're all all right ♪
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hello, Wisconsin!
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Okay, Eric, it's your father's
last day at work,
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but don't mention it.
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In fact, my advice
to both you kids
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is just eat and get out.
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Mrs. Forman, I could
hide in the basement.
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No, no, I am not gonna
have you kids leave
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without your breakfast.
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You know what's fun?
A bacon sandwich.
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Here. You can eat it
in the car.
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Morning.
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Oh, great.
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Now your father's going to see
3 mouths he has to feed.
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Oh, you're wearing your
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university of
Wisconsin sweatshirt.
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Yeah, mother,
I went there.
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No, you flunked
out of there.
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You know,
you might as well just wear
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your university of i-wasted-
my-father's-money sweatshirt.
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Ha ha ha ha.
Take it off.
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Oh, come on! No.
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Leave it on.
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She lacks character,
Mrs. Forman.
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Shut up! You are lucky
to even live here.
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You're an orphan.
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She called me an orphan.
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Hey, he's not an orphan.
His mom just abandoned him.
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Shut up,
forman!
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Okay, that's it.
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Everybody hide in
the basement. Go!
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Morning.
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Amen.
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Everybody sit and eat.
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How are you?
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Great.
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So, um, what
are you doing?
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Reading.
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Having some coffee.
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Is the coffee good?
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Okay.
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Everybody knows that today
is my last day at work.
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Last day that
the plant is open.
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So...
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I just want
to tell you all...
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That everything
is going to be...
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Great.
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So...
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Great.
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Daddy, that is
such good news.
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Can I have $20?
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You get in the basement.
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So...
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Jackie...
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What do you think?
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Oh, Michael,
it's horrible.
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What are you
talking about?
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You said it was cool
on the phone, Michael,
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but it's not.
It's horrible.
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I can't be seen in this.
It's like--
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ugh! It's like having a sty.
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Uh-oh, this Van
will not be rocking.
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Oh, sure is something.
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23 years of working here,
and now it's all gone.
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Of course you're
gonna find work.
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You're a supervisor.
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Well, that's true.
Excuse me.
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Sad as hell,
ain't it, red?
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Gee, it's a real bad time
for me to be getting laid off.
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You know, my husband bucky,
his skin graft didn't take.
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Yeah, that's, uh, that's,
uh, real, uh, sad, Amy.
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Hey, red, Dale, Amy.
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Hey, I'm stealing
office supplies.
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Red, you didn't want
your stapler, did ya?
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No.
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Good, 'cause I already
stole it. Ha ha ha.
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Hey, red,
you know, uh,
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we're all going to go over to
Charlie's for one last drink.
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Thought maybe you could
pop in for one.
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Oh, no, I, uh--
ha ha.
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I don't...Pop--
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told ya he wouldn't come
with us. He hates us.
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Well, i--
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heh heh. Yeah, baby.
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Yup...
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You and me
are goin' places.
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♪ Havin' my baby ♪
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♪ it's another way ♪
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♪ of sayin' how much
I love you ♪
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♪ havin' my baby ♪
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[Applause]
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Yeah! Heh heh. Paul anka.
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Man, you kick some
serious musical ass.
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Thank you, kelso.
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Man,
I knew once I got my Van,
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I'd be havin' some
bitchin' Hollywood parties.
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Right on, kelso.
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I love the Van.
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It's a real Lyle waggoner
place to be.
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Yeah, yeah...
With a ride like this,
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you must get
a butt-load of ladies.
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Actually, Paul, I'm just
with Jackie at the moment.
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Just Jackie? Ha ha.
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What are you, an idiot?
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Well, Lyle, Paul...
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I know that
a fine machine like this
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would... well,
snag me lots of pelt...
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But I love Jackie...
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And a real man can deny
his man instincts.
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Laurie:
Who ya talkin' to?
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Ohh!
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Ahh.
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Oh.
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Hello...
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Laurie.
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What are you
doing here?
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I'm bored.
There's nothing on TV.
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So, this is
your new ride, huh?
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It is.
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It's really, uh, roomy.
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Listen, Laurie, uh...
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I--i don't think
you should be in here.
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I mean, I know we've made
out a couple dozen times.
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Twice.
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Okay, uh...
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But that's over.
Heh heh.
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Gosh, I sure do feel
close to you, kelso.
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Ahh...ha ha ha.
Ha ha...
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Uh, listen, Laurie,
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i--i--i, uh, I don't think
my girlfriend Jackie
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would like you sitting
on me. Heh heh heh.
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I think you like me
sitting on you.
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In fact,
I know you do.
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Okay, ha ha, but that's
not the point. Heh heh.
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Shut up, kelso.
This is your lucky day.
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Kelso:
Laurie, don't. Stop.
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Hey--uh--those
are my pants!
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No!
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Yes.
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Yes.
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So, what's new?
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Kelso?
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Oh, man--
I mean, nothing.
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So, Eric, isn't
your sister hot?
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No.
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In fact, kelso, I think
you're the only loser here
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who thinks she is hot.
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Not true.
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I have pictured her naked
hundreds of times.
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Why, just this morning
I was taking a shower...
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Come on, Fez, man,
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it is absolutely inappropriate
and disrespectful
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to talk about how hot
somebody else's sister is.
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No matter how bad you
want to give it to her.
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Right, kelso?
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Oh, man.
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Oh, man. I--
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what is it, boy?
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Is it trouble?
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Is there something you want to
tell us about Eric's sister?
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I totally did it
with her!
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I'm sorry, man.
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What?!
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I--i mean,
she took advantage of me.
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I'm--I'm violated.
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You idiot,
your thumbs are still up.
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Heh heh.
Acting's hard.
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Hey, shut up, perv.
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That's my sister.
Come on!
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I know.
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It is forbidden,
taboo, titillating.
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Isn't it ironic that
titillating has
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the word "tit" in it?
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Oh, man,
that reminds me.
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Oh, shut up!
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Look, I swear to god,
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you say one more word
about my sister,
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and I'm gonna
tell Jackie.
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Man...
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I forgot about Jackie.
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Right, right.
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You forgot you have
this huge, bitchy anchor
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tied around your neck.
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[Scoffs]
It could happen.
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So, I guess the first time
it actually really happened,
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was when I was
horseback riding.
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Huh.
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So, you know...
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I think this Van
could be pretty nice.
265
00:12:25,369 --> 00:12:26,745
Do you know what?
I'm glad he got it.
266
00:12:26,912 --> 00:12:29,331
At least it's a step
towards responsibility.
267
00:12:29,498 --> 00:12:31,291
Maybe Michael's maturing.
268
00:12:31,458 --> 00:12:34,127
Yeah, hang onto
that dream, Jackie.
269
00:12:34,294 --> 00:12:36,046
Donna, I'm serious.
270
00:12:36,213 --> 00:12:37,839
I think he's growing up.
271
00:12:38,006 --> 00:12:39,549
God, I'm so
proud of him that,
272
00:12:39,716 --> 00:12:41,009
if I weren't already
sleeping with him,
273
00:12:41,176 --> 00:12:44,012
I'd sleep with him.
274
00:12:44,179 --> 00:12:45,305
So...
275
00:12:45,472 --> 00:12:48,225
Have you and Eric
done it yet?
276
00:12:48,392 --> 00:12:50,727
Yeah, we did it, and
I forgot to mention it.
277
00:12:50,894 --> 00:12:52,980
Oh.
278
00:12:53,146 --> 00:12:56,441
So what's the holdup?
279
00:12:56,608 --> 00:13:00,028
Whatever.
280
00:13:00,195 --> 00:13:02,364
It'll happen
when it happens.
281
00:13:02,531 --> 00:13:04,449
Sure.
282
00:13:04,616 --> 00:13:07,369
Yeah, I guess if
I were Eric's girlfriend,
283
00:13:07,536 --> 00:13:10,914
I would not be in a hurry
to do it either.
284
00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:16,962
♪ I'm in love
with a girl... ♪
285
00:13:17,129 --> 00:13:18,672
[Laughs]
286
00:13:18,839 --> 00:13:21,091
You know what? Maybe
you should ask kelso
287
00:13:21,258 --> 00:13:24,386
if you could borrow
his Van some night.
288
00:13:30,183 --> 00:13:33,895
Cool.
289
00:13:35,230 --> 00:13:38,025
So, like, uh...
290
00:13:38,191 --> 00:13:40,777
Which night?
[Clears throat]
291
00:13:40,944 --> 00:13:43,905
I don't know.
Some night.
292
00:13:45,157 --> 00:13:48,410
Is that like a Wednesday?
293
00:13:48,577 --> 00:13:51,538
Could be.
294
00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:55,792
Could tonight
be some night?
295
00:13:55,959 --> 00:13:58,045
No.
296
00:13:58,211 --> 00:14:00,505
Well...
297
00:14:00,672 --> 00:14:02,257
I don't know.
298
00:14:02,424 --> 00:14:04,343
Maybe. Ha ha.
299
00:14:04,509 --> 00:14:06,845
You sure? You sure?
300
00:14:07,012 --> 00:14:09,723
Hey, where are
the cushions?
301
00:14:15,896 --> 00:14:21,234
[Big star singing
I'm in love with a girl]
302
00:14:28,742 --> 00:14:30,285
Look at me.
303
00:14:30,452 --> 00:14:32,204
I'm almost 50.
304
00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:34,915
You're not over 50?
305
00:14:35,082 --> 00:14:36,375
Aw, you
got to...
306
00:14:36,541 --> 00:14:39,211
Shut up!
Shut up!
307
00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:40,879
I only know
how to do one thing.
308
00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:43,632
I've been doing it
my whole life.
309
00:14:43,799 --> 00:14:45,509
It's not like another
one of these plants
310
00:14:45,675 --> 00:14:47,594
is gonna open up
in this crap hole.
311
00:14:47,761 --> 00:14:51,431
How am I gonna
support my family?
312
00:14:51,598 --> 00:14:54,976
Ah... to hell with it.
313
00:14:55,143 --> 00:14:57,687
At least
I got you guys...
314
00:14:57,854 --> 00:15:01,983
And I love you guys.
Heh heh heh heh.
315
00:15:04,736 --> 00:15:07,322
Okay, um, thank you
for calling, Amy.
316
00:15:07,489 --> 00:15:09,116
Yeah, bye.
317
00:15:09,282 --> 00:15:12,244
Eric, you have to go pick your
father up at Charlie's bar.
318
00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:15,414
At Charlie's--
oh, is he drunk?
319
00:15:15,580 --> 00:15:20,043
No, he's not drunk.
He's--he's not feeling well.
320
00:15:20,752 --> 00:15:22,421
Red's drunk.
321
00:15:22,587 --> 00:15:25,215
He is not. He is just--
he's not feeling well.
322
00:15:25,382 --> 00:15:27,717
Come on, Fez.
My dad's drunk.
323
00:15:27,884 --> 00:15:32,013
He is not drunk.
He is not feeling well!
324
00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:34,891
Mmm!
325
00:15:35,058 --> 00:15:36,268
Michael, these cushions
are really nice.
326
00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:39,855
Where'd
you get 'em?
327
00:15:40,021 --> 00:15:43,400
Uh...i found 'em.
328
00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:47,904
You're nesting, Michael.
That is so mature.
329
00:15:48,697 --> 00:15:52,492
All right. Listen,
Jackie, we have to talk.
330
00:15:53,201 --> 00:15:55,245
This Van
is changing me.
331
00:15:55,412 --> 00:15:57,414
I know, Michael, I know.
332
00:15:57,581 --> 00:15:59,583
You do?
333
00:15:59,749 --> 00:16:02,127
Great. 'Cause I want you
to be on board
334
00:16:02,294 --> 00:16:06,173
with what
I'm gonna say.
335
00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:10,594
Transportation
is a big responsibility.
336
00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:12,971
That is so true.
337
00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:14,639
Yeah.
338
00:16:14,806 --> 00:16:19,728
So, I'd like
to see other people.
339
00:16:19,895 --> 00:16:22,564
No.
340
00:16:22,731 --> 00:16:24,524
What--what
I mean to say is
341
00:16:24,691 --> 00:16:26,651
that you and I should
see other people.
342
00:16:26,818 --> 00:16:29,613
No.
343
00:16:29,779 --> 00:16:34,701
Okay...what if just
I see other people?
344
00:16:34,868 --> 00:16:37,287
No.
345
00:16:37,454 --> 00:16:43,251
Okay...okay.
346
00:16:46,046 --> 00:16:47,297
Hey.
347
00:16:47,464 --> 00:16:50,926
Hey, hey.
The gang's all here.
348
00:16:51,092 --> 00:16:52,552
How ya doin', Fez?
349
00:16:52,719 --> 00:16:56,515
Oh, my god.
He knows my name.
350
00:16:56,681 --> 00:16:59,142
Hey, are those
sideburns?
351
00:16:59,309 --> 00:17:01,478
Since 8th grade.
352
00:17:01,645 --> 00:17:03,897
Hey, bring
these guys a beer.
353
00:17:04,064 --> 00:17:06,024
Uh, no, dad, I'm supposed
to take you home.
354
00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:07,817
Mom said so.
355
00:17:07,984 --> 00:17:12,197
Normally, you do what
your mother says.
356
00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:14,866
Sometimes,
you know...
357
00:17:15,033 --> 00:17:18,745
You're a dumbass.
358
00:17:18,912 --> 00:17:22,916
But mostly,
you're a good kid.
359
00:17:23,083 --> 00:17:25,460
Thank you, sir.
360
00:17:25,627 --> 00:17:29,422
But this is
my last day of work...
361
00:17:29,589 --> 00:17:31,633
And I didn't
get a party,
362
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:34,636
and I didn't
get a gold watch,
363
00:17:34,803 --> 00:17:38,348
and I didn't get crap.
364
00:17:38,515 --> 00:17:43,562
So...let's drink!
365
00:17:48,066 --> 00:17:51,319
[Ringing]
366
00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:53,530
Hello.
367
00:17:53,697 --> 00:17:54,990
Hello, mother.
368
00:17:55,156 --> 00:17:59,369
All:
Hello, mother!
369
00:18:00,036 --> 00:18:02,831
This is your son,
Eric.
370
00:18:02,998 --> 00:18:06,126
I'm not feeling well.
371
00:18:12,465 --> 00:18:15,343
I'll be right there.
372
00:18:22,183 --> 00:18:25,145
Oh, red.
373
00:18:27,647 --> 00:18:31,192
I love you, kitty.
374
00:18:31,359 --> 00:18:34,654
Uh-huh.
375
00:18:35,322 --> 00:18:37,657
Bartender, could
I have 2 coffees, please?
376
00:18:37,824 --> 00:18:39,659
And I'll have
2 more beers.
377
00:18:39,826 --> 00:18:41,119
Red...
378
00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:44,873
Okay, okay, I'll just
have the one beer.
379
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:47,042
This isn't like you, red.
380
00:18:47,208 --> 00:18:49,836
What, I can't
have a beer?
381
00:18:50,003 --> 00:18:51,296
No, hanging around
with people.
382
00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:54,966
You hate people.
383
00:18:55,133 --> 00:18:58,094
[Laughing]
384
00:18:58,261 --> 00:19:01,848
Yeah, I do.
Ha ha ha ha.
385
00:19:03,099 --> 00:19:05,310
You know we're gonna
get through this.
386
00:19:05,477 --> 00:19:07,562
Yeah, I know.
387
00:19:07,729 --> 00:19:11,816
Oh, heck, we've been through
worse times than these.
388
00:19:11,983 --> 00:19:16,446
Just for the fun of it,
kitty...
389
00:19:16,613 --> 00:19:21,159
When was that?
390
00:19:22,118 --> 00:19:25,455
Well, I don't know.
391
00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:27,749
Are you worried?
392
00:19:27,916 --> 00:19:29,834
Nope.
393
00:19:30,001 --> 00:19:34,214
Are you worried?
394
00:19:34,839 --> 00:19:36,925
Nah, I'm not worried,
kitty.
395
00:19:39,719 --> 00:19:44,057
I'm too drunk
to be worried.
396
00:19:44,933 --> 00:19:49,187
♪ Up against the wall,
redneck mother ♪
397
00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:50,939
♪ yahoo ♪
398
00:19:51,106 --> 00:19:56,444
♪ mother, who has raised
her son so well ♪
399
00:19:56,611 --> 00:19:59,114
Okay, you know what?
Let's turn that off.
400
00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:04,035
Hey, I got
Amy's phone number.
401
00:20:04,202 --> 00:20:06,079
Good for you,
Steven.
402
00:20:06,246 --> 00:20:08,039
Well...
403
00:20:08,206 --> 00:20:11,251
I hope she's still
pretty tomorrow.
404
00:20:11,418 --> 00:20:13,044
Okay, you know what?
Let's just turn that
405
00:20:13,211 --> 00:20:17,298
redneck mother song
back on.
406
00:20:17,465 --> 00:20:23,471
♪ He's 34 and drinkin'
in a honky-tonk ♪
407
00:20:23,638 --> 00:20:25,598
♪ oh, play it for mama ♪
408
00:20:25,765 --> 00:20:31,104
♪ kickin' hippies' asses
and raisin' hell ♪
409
00:20:32,272 --> 00:20:34,357
Hey.
410
00:20:34,524 --> 00:20:37,819
God, where were
you last night?
411
00:20:37,986 --> 00:20:41,573
I went and had a few
beers with the old man.
412
00:20:43,616 --> 00:20:47,579
It was pretty special.
413
00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:50,123
Oh, 'cause
you know, i--
414
00:20:50,290 --> 00:20:54,377
I came by.
415
00:20:56,963 --> 00:20:59,841
You came by?
416
00:21:00,008 --> 00:21:01,551
Yeah.
417
00:21:01,718 --> 00:21:04,262
I came by 'cause
I was thinkin'...
418
00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:07,724
Last night
was the night.
419
00:21:16,149 --> 00:21:17,859
Last night?
420
00:21:18,026 --> 00:21:19,736
Mmm.
421
00:21:19,903 --> 00:21:23,072
I will definitely
be here tonight.
422
00:21:23,239 --> 00:21:25,366
Nah, tonight
doesn't feel right.
423
00:21:25,533 --> 00:21:26,868
Right.
424
00:21:27,035 --> 00:21:28,495
Not the way
last night felt.
425
00:21:28,661 --> 00:21:32,040
Oh, right.
426
00:21:32,749 --> 00:21:34,918
Oh, my god.
427
00:21:35,084 --> 00:21:38,421
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428
00:21:39,005 --> 00:21:40,548
I really do love Jackie,
429
00:21:40,715 --> 00:21:42,884
and she says that we
can't see other people.
430
00:21:43,051 --> 00:21:45,011
So...
431
00:21:45,178 --> 00:21:47,305
Oh, sweet kelso.
432
00:21:47,472 --> 00:21:51,935
You're a tool, and I will
use you when I please.
433
00:21:52,393 --> 00:21:54,062
Okay, baby?
434
00:21:54,229 --> 00:21:56,481
Okay.
435
00:21:56,648 --> 00:21:57,941
Hi, daddy.
436
00:21:58,107 --> 00:22:00,276
Hi, sweetie.
437
00:22:00,443 --> 00:22:03,905
Oh, kelso.
438
00:22:04,072 --> 00:22:07,158
You watch your ass.
439
00:22:07,182 --> 00:22:12,182
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