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Okay, Michael, I want you to
take me to the movies today.
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I'm way ahead of you, Jackie.
2:00, smokey and the bandit.
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No. No, no, no.
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I told you. I don't
want to see that again.
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I don't like
the south.
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Do you want to see
the goodbye girl?
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Well, I would, but
it has 2 basic flaws:
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No smokey and no bandit.
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Yeah, plus, isn't
the goodbye girl,
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like, a girl movie?
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You moron. A girl movie
is a make-out movie.
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Well, then I'm in.
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Me, too.
I will come and watch.
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Okay...
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T-minus one hour
till the garage sale.
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Oh, ha ha! I feel
like an astronaut.
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Oh, red. Remember how bad Eric
wanted these roller skates?
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Oh... the yo-yo.
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Aww...
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Your plastic vomit.
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I fell for that.
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Yeah.
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You wasted a lot
of my money, son.
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Me and my damn childhood.
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You know, Mrs. Forman,
I feel real bad.
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I mean, you let me stay
here and everything.
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I wish I had something to
contribute to your garage sale.
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Oh, Steven, your loving smile
is contribution enough.
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No, it's not.
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Run that upstairs.
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You heard him, kelso.
Move it.
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Hey, uh, dad,
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donnaand I were gonna
see the goodbye girl.
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Yeah. well, I'm sure it's
a great movie, Eric...
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But you're gonna be helping
with the garage sale.
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It's important.
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Oh, right. We're
having a garage sale
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because you lost
your job--i mean,
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because of
all the clutter.
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Everybody needs
to work, Eric.
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The gravy train has
made its last stop.
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Okay, there was
a gravy train?
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Yup. And you missed it.
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Oh, Steven,
I have a great idea.
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You could sell lemonade.
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Mrs. Forman, I've
thrown a lot of rocks
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at kids with lemonade
stands, and...
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Lord knows
I hate a hypocrite.
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You could have
a little bake sale.
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I pretty much beat up any
kid selling anything.
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Steven, you could-- you
could just do a little table
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with some cookies
and some brownies...
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I'm not much of--
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brownies?
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I could make brownies.
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Because people
love brownies!
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No, they don't.
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Oh, they love
my brownies.
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♪ Hangin' out ♪
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♪ down the street ♪
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♪ the same old thing ♪
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♪ we did last week ♪
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♪ not a thing to do ♪
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♪ but talk to you ♪
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♪ we're all, all right♪
♪we're all, all right ♪♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Oh, Steven,
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you are such a joy to have
around the house.
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I can't believe
your mother abandoned you.
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I mean, went
on such a long trip.
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Boy, I sure
do like brownies.
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Hey, uh, you know
what's got 2 thumbs
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and really
likes brownies?
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This guy!
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Hyde! Oh, come on!
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[Softly] I'm asking you not
to make these brownies.
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I mean, my mom
and dad are...
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Way too fat!
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Nice cover.
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You know what, Eric,
you just leave him alone.
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This is Steven's contribution
to our garage sale.
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And I happen to know
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that you put the special
ingredient in these brownies.
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"Special ingredient"?
I told him not to!
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Yes.
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Love!
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Oh, yeah.
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There's a whole big
bag of love in there.
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Mom,
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crazy Helen from across the
street is switching price tags,
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and dad says he's gonna
kick her in the keister.
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Oh, no.
He'll do it, too.
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Hi, kelso.
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Oh, look! It's
chocolate batter.
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I sure do wish
I could finish
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all this chocolate batter
on my finger,
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but...i just can't.
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Oh!
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Guess I can. Bye.
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Man, I was so close!
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Hey, you--
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god, you can't make
special brownies
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in my parents' kitchen.
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Oh, no.
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I already made them. If only
you'd warned me sooner.
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Come on, man,
I'm serious.
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Look, forman,
relax, man, okay?
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Yeah, I'm making
special brownies,
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but I'm also
making regular brownies
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for the "straight folks"
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or "losers."
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Yeah.
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Someday I'm gonna
own a restaurant,
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and everything's
gonna be special.
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And then when people
ask me, they say,
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"hey, kelso,
what's the special?"
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I'm gonna say,
"everything."
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I can't believe
you'd rather stay here
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than go see a movie
with me.
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Oh, believe me, Donna,
I'd love to go,
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but red said
I can't, and...
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Well,
he can kick my ass.
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Eric, I can kick your ass.
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Oh, yeah?
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Mm-hmm.
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Let's go.
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Let's go. Come on.
Bring it on.
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Come on! You want
a big piece of me?
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Let's go!
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Man, what
are you doing?
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I'm lonely.
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Okay...
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Daddy, I've rounded up
some things
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to help the family out
in these trying times.
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There. You see, Eric?
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Your sister's
a team player.
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No. These are
all my things.
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Grow up, Eric.
They're g.I. Joes.
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Yeah.
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G.i. Joes
with kung-fu grip!
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What a bitch...
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...aroony doony.
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Do you now or have you
ever had any association
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with the point place
police department?
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All right.
Here's your brownie.
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You got about 30 minutes
to get someplace safe.
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Kitty...
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I noticed you're selling
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the kissing dolphins
Bob and I bought you.
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You know, what is that
doing on this table?
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Red, I told you
not to sell that.
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Give it to me. I'll just--
I'll run it right back
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into the house.
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Oh. And, red,
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you're also selling
that pocket fisherman
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we gave you for Christmas.
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Don't you want to run that
back into the house too?
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No, Bob. That was
a really dumb gift.
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Okay, so...
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The goodbye girl starts at
2:00, so I'd better go.
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Well, I guess this is
good-bye. Girl. Ha ha!
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Fez, you're so funny!
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[Thinking]
Well, hello, Jackie.
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[Thinking] Did you see
that, Fez? Yes, you did.
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She may be taking my
popcorn, but she knows
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there is more in my lap
than that.
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She wants you, old boy.
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Now's your chance.
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Be smooth.
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Think Ricardo montalban.
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Just turn...
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Lock eyes...
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Go!
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Wait, wait, Fez,
what are you doing?
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Oh, my god!
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You're a dead man!
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Could I have avoided this?
Let's review.
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First, Jackie said
I was funny.
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Next, she ate popcorn
from my groin.
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Then I sucked her face.
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Nope.
It was meant to be.
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Fez: Ayyy!
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Forman, this doesn't
make any sense.
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I'm out of brownies, but
I should have more money.
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Hyde, that's dirty money.
There's never enough.
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00:10:00,182 --> 00:10:01,475
No, man.
It's like I lost
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an entire tray
of brownies.
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Wait, what kind of brownies
did you lose, Hyde?
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Were they
regular brownies?
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They were
special brownies.
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Ah! Where was the last
place you had them?
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In the oven.
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In my mother's oven?
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Oh, now, Steven, your
brownies were a big hit.
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[Giggling]
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You know...
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I'm glad
the plant is closing.
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It frees me up
to do my own thing.
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[Laughing] You said
"do my own thing"!
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00:11:06,081 --> 00:11:09,376
Oh, red. Your own thing.
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That's so hip!
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I love salt.
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00:11:16,717 --> 00:11:19,136
I like that word "hip."
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It kinda pops, you know?
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Hip. Hip.
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Hip-puh!
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00:11:25,350 --> 00:11:28,020
I can see my own mouth!
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00:11:28,187 --> 00:11:31,690
You know
what's beautiful?
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00:11:31,857 --> 00:11:34,568
Fruitcake.
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00:11:34,735 --> 00:11:36,945
All of the different-colored
little fruits
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living together
in one cake.
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I jumped out
of a cake once.
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I also like sweet,
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but there's just
something about salt.
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Hip.
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It starts to lose its meaning
after a while, you know?
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Hip.
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It's not even a word.
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[Knock on door]
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Oh, my god, listen.
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You can hear my heart.
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00:12:04,598 --> 00:12:06,975
[Knock knock]
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Oh, my god!
There it is again.
224
00:12:09,102 --> 00:12:12,397
No. That's someone
at the door.
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00:12:12,564 --> 00:12:15,567
Maybe
it's the cops.
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00:12:15,734 --> 00:12:18,904
It's just someone
for the garage sale.
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[Shouting]
Take whatever you want!
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It won't fill the hole
in your life!
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[Knock knock]
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I'll go see
who's out there.
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You know...
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For a terrible grouch,
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red is great in bed.
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I'm sorry. What?
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♪ Hippity hoppity ♪
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♪ easter's on its way ♪
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Where'd you go, red?
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Well, I was hopping down
the old bunny trail...
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And this guy
offered me $200
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for the vista cruiser.
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So I sold it to him.
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00:13:07,869 --> 00:13:10,163
You sold Eric's car?
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00:13:10,330 --> 00:13:12,666
Oh, no.
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[Laughing]
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Dad, you sold my car?
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How could you?
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Just what in the hell
were you thinking?
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I thought I was helping,
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because you're always
saying how you need money.
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For gas!
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For the car!
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00:13:48,702 --> 00:13:50,412
Hyde:
Don't yell at him.
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To be honest, red,
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we're
a little disappointed.
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00:13:56,043 --> 00:13:58,670
I'm not gonna run any more
errands for you, pal.
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00:13:58,837 --> 00:14:01,631
You should've checked
with us first, red.
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00:14:01,798 --> 00:14:04,384
You know how many times
I rotated those tires?
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00:14:04,551 --> 00:14:08,764
You're not supposed to take
things that aren't yours.
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00:14:08,930 --> 00:14:11,141
I had stuff
in the backseat.
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00:14:11,308 --> 00:14:14,644
Now that's all
just gone, mister.
261
00:14:14,811 --> 00:14:16,104
Forman, it's okay.
262
00:14:16,271 --> 00:14:19,232
No, it's not okay!
263
00:14:19,733 --> 00:14:21,234
Look, red,
264
00:14:21,401 --> 00:14:24,404
who did you sell
the car to?
265
00:14:24,571 --> 00:14:26,907
I sold it...
266
00:14:27,074 --> 00:14:28,950
To a guy named...
267
00:14:29,117 --> 00:14:32,371
Peter.
268
00:14:32,537 --> 00:14:34,206
Peter...
269
00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:37,542
Cottontail.
270
00:14:37,709 --> 00:14:39,419
♪ Hopping down ♪
271
00:14:39,586 --> 00:14:40,921
♪ the bunny trail ♪
272
00:14:41,088 --> 00:14:45,801
♪ hippity hoppity,
easter's on its way ♪
273
00:14:46,927 --> 00:14:48,428
In a way,
I don't blame Fez.
274
00:14:48,595 --> 00:14:51,515
I'm very appealing.
275
00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:56,228
I just can't believe
he kissed you. That's...
276
00:14:57,229 --> 00:15:00,899
Donna, I have to
confess something.
277
00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:04,027
It wasn't terrible.
278
00:15:05,278 --> 00:15:07,406
How not terrible?
279
00:15:07,572 --> 00:15:10,450
It was the best kiss
of my life!
280
00:15:10,617 --> 00:15:12,202
I mean, Fez is totally
not an option
281
00:15:12,369 --> 00:15:13,787
'cause he's foreign
and everything,
282
00:15:13,954 --> 00:15:15,414
but...
283
00:15:15,580 --> 00:15:19,584
Michael has never
kissed me like that.
284
00:15:19,751 --> 00:15:21,336
What was so good
about it?
285
00:15:21,503 --> 00:15:23,004
Do you know
when Fez talks,
286
00:15:23,171 --> 00:15:27,175
he sometimes
rolls his rs?
287
00:15:27,342 --> 00:15:31,555
Well, that's what
he did in my mouth!
288
00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:34,891
Really?
289
00:15:35,058 --> 00:15:36,518
That actually sounds
kind of cool.
290
00:15:36,685 --> 00:15:38,103
I know!
291
00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:39,896
I mean,
don't get me wrong.
292
00:15:40,063 --> 00:15:41,231
Eric's, you know, he's a great
kisser and everything, but...
293
00:15:41,398 --> 00:15:45,861
He's never, like,
rolled anything.
294
00:15:46,027 --> 00:15:47,446
Oh...i just
love kissing.
295
00:15:47,612 --> 00:15:50,407
Don't you,
Donna?
296
00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:56,621
I'm gonna go find Eric.
297
00:15:58,498 --> 00:16:00,542
Eric, I was just talking
to Jackie, and--
298
00:16:00,709 --> 00:16:05,297
Donna, not now, okay?
299
00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:07,632
See, Hyde?
300
00:16:07,799 --> 00:16:10,635
I asked you not to make special
brownies, but did you listen?
301
00:16:10,802 --> 00:16:13,930
Well-- exactly.
You didn't.
302
00:16:14,097 --> 00:16:18,185
You were just sooo smart.
303
00:16:18,351 --> 00:16:20,103
What were you thinking?
304
00:16:20,270 --> 00:16:23,690
I-- yeah, that's it. Right.
That's the problem.
305
00:16:23,857 --> 00:16:25,442
You weren't
thinking.
306
00:16:25,609 --> 00:16:28,153
Now my folks are fried,
and I got no car.
307
00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:29,779
Wait a minute. Brownies?
Your mom and dad--
308
00:16:29,946 --> 00:16:31,239
Donna...
309
00:16:31,406 --> 00:16:35,243
Keep it zipped.
310
00:16:36,411 --> 00:16:37,913
Guess what, buddy.
311
00:16:38,079 --> 00:16:40,832
There's a lesson
in all this.
312
00:16:40,999 --> 00:16:43,502
You know what
that lesson is?
313
00:16:43,668 --> 00:16:45,212
The lesson is--
all right,
314
00:16:45,378 --> 00:16:48,965
why don't I just tell
you what the lesson is?
315
00:16:49,132 --> 00:16:51,801
You dance with Mary Jane, you
get your toes stepped on,
316
00:16:51,968 --> 00:16:53,011
that's what it is.
317
00:16:53,178 --> 00:16:54,471
Consequences, my friend.
318
00:16:54,638 --> 00:16:57,557
Yeah, consequences.
319
00:16:57,724 --> 00:16:58,892
Now my car is gone,
320
00:16:59,059 --> 00:17:01,186
red's high
as a kite.
321
00:17:01,353 --> 00:17:02,729
Red's high
as a kite?
322
00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:04,147
Okay, miss smart mouth,
323
00:17:04,314 --> 00:17:07,234
shut it.
324
00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:11,530
Okay? Be quiet.
325
00:17:11,696 --> 00:17:12,822
I remembered
who I sold the car to.
326
00:17:12,989 --> 00:17:14,616
Who?
327
00:17:14,783 --> 00:17:17,285
I don't know,
but I remembered.
328
00:17:17,452 --> 00:17:18,620
No, wait!
329
00:17:18,787 --> 00:17:20,664
Red! Red! Think!
330
00:17:20,830 --> 00:17:24,334
Wait!
331
00:17:24,501 --> 00:17:27,921
Maybe his name is
on that check he gave me!
332
00:17:28,505 --> 00:17:29,839
Yeah!
333
00:17:30,006 --> 00:17:33,510
Maybe it is.
334
00:17:44,312 --> 00:17:46,064
Your parents
had the brownies too.
335
00:17:57,784 --> 00:18:02,330
Well. If it isn't Fez.
336
00:18:02,497 --> 00:18:06,585
[As Fez] I'm Fez.
337
00:18:06,751 --> 00:18:08,003
In my country,
338
00:18:08,169 --> 00:18:10,338
we make out with
our friends' girlfriends
339
00:18:10,505 --> 00:18:13,592
because...la Dee da.
340
00:18:16,094 --> 00:18:17,596
Oh, kelso, I am sorry.
341
00:18:17,762 --> 00:18:20,890
Your girlfriend gives me
action in the pants.
342
00:18:21,975 --> 00:18:23,268
Oh, no, she doesn't.
343
00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:25,103
Yes, she does.
344
00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:26,980
She came up to me.
She said I was funny.
345
00:18:27,147 --> 00:18:28,398
Fez...
346
00:18:28,565 --> 00:18:29,983
Sometimes...
347
00:18:30,150 --> 00:18:31,568
When a girl says
that you're funny,
348
00:18:31,735 --> 00:18:34,821
it just means
that you're funny.
349
00:18:34,988 --> 00:18:36,364
Well...
350
00:18:36,531 --> 00:18:39,451
I am freaking hilarious.
351
00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:42,412
Fez, Jackie is, like,
my girlfriend, okay?
352
00:18:42,579 --> 00:18:44,831
And we have this bond
between us,
353
00:18:44,998 --> 00:18:49,336
and nobody can come
between that bond.
354
00:18:49,502 --> 00:18:51,963
I thought you wanted to fool
around with Eric's sister.
355
00:18:52,130 --> 00:18:56,176
Well, yeah, her, but
that's, like-- that's it.
356
00:18:56,343 --> 00:18:57,886
And you made out
with Pam Macy.
357
00:18:58,053 --> 00:18:59,679
Okay, Fez,
what's your point?
358
00:18:59,846 --> 00:19:01,264
My point is...
359
00:19:01,431 --> 00:19:07,479
You are a whore.
360
00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:10,357
Okay, then.
Apology accepted.
361
00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:17,280
You said that we were
going for ice cream!
362
00:19:17,447 --> 00:19:18,615
When we get
the car back.
363
00:19:18,782 --> 00:19:20,367
You know, you did tell him you
were gonna get him ice cream.
364
00:19:20,533 --> 00:19:21,576
After!
365
00:19:21,743 --> 00:19:23,536
And you're not helping!
366
00:19:23,703 --> 00:19:27,666
Hey, put that down!
367
00:19:30,710 --> 00:19:33,963
Whoa!
368
00:19:38,385 --> 00:19:41,262
That really shot out
of there!
369
00:19:41,429 --> 00:19:43,890
Sorry.
370
00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:47,435
Wait! Wait! Listen.
371
00:19:47,602 --> 00:19:48,853
Ahem!
372
00:19:49,020 --> 00:19:50,230
I don't want to do this.
373
00:19:50,397 --> 00:19:51,314
Well, you have to.
374
00:19:51,481 --> 00:19:53,525
I'll wait in the car.
375
00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:54,859
No, no, red.
376
00:19:55,026 --> 00:19:56,277
You have to learn to
take responsibility
377
00:19:56,444 --> 00:19:57,779
for your own actions.
378
00:19:57,946 --> 00:20:00,740
Well, that's stupid!
379
00:20:00,907 --> 00:20:02,992
Yeah?
380
00:20:03,159 --> 00:20:06,955
That's not the guy.
381
00:20:07,122 --> 00:20:08,707
Did your dad buy a car
this morning?
382
00:20:08,873 --> 00:20:10,458
A station wagon? Yeah.
383
00:20:10,625 --> 00:20:12,669
He bought that piece
of crap for me.
384
00:20:12,836 --> 00:20:15,046
"Piece of crap"?
385
00:20:15,213 --> 00:20:18,216
That's a vista cruiser!
386
00:20:18,383 --> 00:20:20,677
You could literally...
387
00:20:20,844 --> 00:20:25,056
Cruuuise the vista.
388
00:20:25,223 --> 00:20:29,144
Daddy! Where are the keys
to the piece of crap?
389
00:20:30,603 --> 00:20:33,231
Boy, she's lovely.
390
00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:35,108
Give me his check.
391
00:20:35,275 --> 00:20:36,609
Right.
And thanks again.
392
00:20:36,776 --> 00:20:40,280
I, too, understand.
Parents can be quite a--
393
00:20:41,281 --> 00:20:45,410
what a bitcheroony doony!
394
00:20:51,374 --> 00:20:52,751
So...
395
00:20:52,917 --> 00:20:54,419
You got your car back,
forman.
396
00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:57,046
Are we cool now?
397
00:20:57,213 --> 00:20:59,090
Yeah.
398
00:20:59,257 --> 00:21:01,551
Yeah, I think
you learned your lesson.
399
00:21:01,718 --> 00:21:02,969
Absolutely, man.
400
00:21:03,136 --> 00:21:04,763
I learned that if
I do something selfish...
401
00:21:04,929 --> 00:21:06,598
Ill-advised,
and irresponsible,
402
00:21:06,765 --> 00:21:09,642
I can get away with it.
403
00:21:09,809 --> 00:21:12,187
I rule!
404
00:21:12,353 --> 00:21:16,024
No! Big consequences!
405
00:21:16,191 --> 00:21:18,902
I'll tell you, Donna, sometimes
that guy just fills me with--
406
00:21:24,324 --> 00:21:25,784
Wow!
407
00:21:25,950 --> 00:21:28,703
You rolled your tongue.
408
00:21:28,870 --> 00:21:32,499
I know!
Isn't it neat?
409
00:21:32,665 --> 00:21:36,211
Well, like...
410
00:21:50,725 --> 00:21:52,310
Uh, dad,
could you pass--
411
00:21:52,477 --> 00:21:55,146
no!
Okay.
412
00:21:55,313 --> 00:21:57,982
You know what'd
be great for dessert?
413
00:21:58,149 --> 00:22:00,860
Hot dogs.
414
00:22:01,027 --> 00:22:03,947
You read my mind.
415
00:22:04,113 --> 00:22:05,615
I'll boil the water.
416
00:22:05,782 --> 00:22:07,659
No time!
417
00:22:07,683 --> 00:22:12,683
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