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wow, thanks, Mrs. Forman.
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You know, we never had
waffles at my house.
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My mom always said
a waffle iron was a luxury,
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like pillow cases or...
Not getting hit.
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Man, this is so cool.
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Well,
you are welcome, Steven.
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See, Eric?
I told you I was cool.
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Eric...
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Did you tell your mother
that she's not cool?
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What?
Well, i--
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well, stop telling your mother
that she's not cool.
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Fine.
Mom, you're super fly.
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Thanks, honey.
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Steven, would you
like maple syrup
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or blueberry syrup?
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You have syrup?
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Man, I love it here.
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And we love
having you here, man.
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You're like
the brother I never had.
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I mean, I have a sister,
but I hate her.
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So, this is great.
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Eric, after breakfast
I want you to rake the yard.
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But--but dad,
I was gonna--
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I'll do it.
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Okay, Steven.
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Oh, my god...
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I love my new brother!
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♪ Hangin' out ♪
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♪ down the street ♪
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♪ the same old thing ♪
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♪ we did last week ♪
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♪ not a thing to do ♪
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♪ but talk to you ♪
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♪ oh, yeah ♪♪
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hello, Wisconsin!
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Hey, kitty,
look who's back in town.
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Oh my god!
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Ohh...
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Bull maccraken, I thought
you were in Chicago.
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Nope. I came back
to point place
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to steal you away from
this old s.O.B.
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Hey, bull, you still, uh,
you still with Wendy?
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No, no, no, no, no.
I got married.
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Wendy was a couple dozen
ladies ago.
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Well, now, boy,
that is a lot of ladies.
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Hey, you remember when
our destroyer got strafed,
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and you got four chunks of hot
shrapnel right in the knee?
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Five. I still limp
when it rains.
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Yeah...
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Great times!
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Oh, the greatest.
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[Candy popping]
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It is popping.
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Help me, it is
popping in my mouth!
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Fez, Fez,
they're pop rocks.
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Okay?
That's what they do.
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They pop.
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Hey, Jackie,
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you know what
would be cool
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to do with these
in your mouth?
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Oh, hey, Donna,
look, everyone's here...
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And I thought
we'd be all alone.
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Phew.
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Oh, I get it.
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They want to make-out.
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Psst, for her pleasure.
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Well, if I cannot
watch them make-out,
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can I watch
you two make-out?
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Yeah, sure.
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Michael!
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I mean,
no, Fez.
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Well,
I don't know about you,
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but mchale's Navy makes me
feel extra sexy.
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Whatever.
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Hey, take it outside.
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I got to do my homework here,
frenchie.
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[Laughs]
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Good one.
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Now, get out.
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No, I'm serious, man.
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Your mom just found out
I failed a test.
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Did she yell at you?
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No...
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But she said she was
really disappointed.
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And then, before
I knew what I was doing,
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I told her I'd try harder.
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No.
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Yeah.
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Oh, okay, now, here,
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I brought you a sandwich
to help you study.
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Oh, thanks,
Mrs. Forman.
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Eric, Steven is studying.
Don't bother him.
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Why don't you and Donna
go up to your bedroom?
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Okay.
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I mean, no, no, bad idea.
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Just go outside to a
well-lit, supervised area
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and talk politely
like decent young adults.
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Gee whiz,
that sounds super, mom!
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Midge:
Here's a crazy idea,
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why don't you do
the dishes, Bob?!
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Bob: Why don't I do the
dishes?! I work all day!
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Midge: Well, I meditate all day.
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Bob: Why don't you meditate
over the sink and wash the dishes?!
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Donna, will you tell your
father he's a jackass?!
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Donna, your mother was fine
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until she met those feminists
and started thinkin'.
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Well, excuse me, Bob,
but I'm not happy!
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Really? Really?
Well, I'm ecstatic!
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You better watch out,
Eric.
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Because it's all fun when
you're making out on the couch,
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but then they get
bigger and...Bitchier!
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No offense, honey.
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You're not gonna get
bitchier, are you?
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Shut up.
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Oh...no.
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Well, bull,
I can't believe
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you finally settled down
with a nice girl.
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Oh, well, he may have
settled down all right,
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but I'm not that nice.
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You know, red,
I noticed in the paper
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that your plant's
closing down.
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Yeah, we can't compete
with those damn foreign cars.
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I tell ya, if I had
seen this coming,
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I'd have shot a little
straighter during the war.
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You know, I'm opening
another hot tub store
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right here
in point place.
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And I'm telling you,
pal,
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you've always got a job
with me if you want it.
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I don't know,
though, bull.
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You know, uh...
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This thing's pretty hot.
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That jet just hit me
right in the keister.
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Yeah, believe it or not,
some people like that.
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Come on, ease back
on the hooch there, kitty.
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You're getting a little loose.
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Oh, I am just--
I am just happy.
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It's like a bath...
Only it's outside.
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It's fun!
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You got a real nice
set-up here.
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I sure do like that
corvette of yours.
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Oh, yeah,
I baby that thing.
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You remember when
we got back from Korea,
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we were both
gonna buy 'em?
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Yeah.
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I never did
get that corvette.
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We got 2 kids instead.
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Kids, that's great.
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Yeah.
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I sure did want
that corvette.
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Okay, you're done
cleaning the garage.
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Let's play some ball!
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Hang on, man, I got
to take out the trash.
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You know, Hyde,
seeing you work hard
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and take pride
in what you do...
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I lost a lot
of respect for you, man.
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You used to be
my hero.
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My lazy
American hero.
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Don't listen to them, Hyde.
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I think it's great
you're doing all my chores.
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Whoa, Eric,
great job on the garage.
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Thanks.
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Hyde did it.
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Yeah, well,
I should have known.
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It's actually clean.
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Nice going.
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Thanks, red.
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What did you do?
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I...
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Love you?
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Well...i love you, too.
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Dinner, kids!
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Okay, now, that was bull on the
phone and he has invited us
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to a party
on Saturday night.
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Yeah.
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What's wrong?
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Well, it's just that...
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I look at what bull has,
and I look at what I have,
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and I wonder if I made
a few wrong turns, kitty.
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Well, maybe you'll get
a fresh start working for bull.
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Yeah.
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I mean, I fought
for my country.
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I deserve a corvette.
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Okay, here we all are.
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So, honey, how did you do
on your history paper?
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Oh, well, history--
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oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
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I was talking
to Steven.
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Well, I must say, all that
studying really paid off.
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Oh, yeah?
What did you get, a "d"?
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No.
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A c-minus.
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Yay!
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Way to go!
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I go a "b."
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You couldn't get an "a"?
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Oh honey, don't listen
to your father. You did super.
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And Steven,
you did super-duper.
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Why does he
get a "duper"?
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Because...
We expect more from you.
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Give me a break, forman.
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I don't have a mommy.
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Don't sweat it,
Eric.
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You can only be as smart
as god made you...
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Or didn't.
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All right, Laurie, didn't you
just flunk out of college?
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Hey,
get bent, twerp!
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Wear a bra!
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Can we please not fight?
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Can we please not fight?
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Can you please
not suck?
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Good one, Eric.
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Thank you.
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All right,
everybody shut up!
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Now, we're gonna have
a nice dinner.
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Eric...you try to be
more like Steven.
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♪♪♪
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Hey, where's Hyde?
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Mom and dad
are giving him a bath.
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No, really.
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I don't know.
Who cares?
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Shut up, I'm watching TV.
I hate you.
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You're just jealous, right?
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Because you're not
number one anymore.
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Well,
if I'm not number one,
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guess who's number 3?
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Announcer: So, your
parents have brought
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a new bundle of joy
into your home.
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And you might feel like your
parents don't love you anymore,
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but that's not true.
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They simply love you less.
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You see, your parents only have
so much love to go around.
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Here's how
your parents' love
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was distributed
before the new arrival...
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And here it is after.
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But what can you
do about it?
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Well, you could run away.
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Ho ho, as if they'd
come and look for you.
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Say, here's something
you can do.
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Think of all
the good times
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you've had
with your family.
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Because they're
all over now, ha, ha, ha!
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Okay, here we go,
scotch rocks, scotch rocks,
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and a mango Margarita.
263
00:12:49,226 --> 00:12:50,435
He was in the national guard.
264
00:12:50,602 --> 00:12:52,437
Bull:
Ah.
265
00:12:52,604 --> 00:12:54,773
Oh, you know,
I almost forgot,
266
00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:57,359
I'm going to need
your car keys.
267
00:12:57,526 --> 00:12:59,861
How drunk do you think
I'm going to get, huh?
268
00:13:00,028 --> 00:13:01,613
Hopefully, drunk enough.
269
00:13:06,243 --> 00:13:09,496
My wife's got my keys.
270
00:13:11,039 --> 00:13:13,458
You know, bull,
if you were serious...
271
00:13:13,625 --> 00:13:14,668
I'll take that job.
272
00:13:14,835 --> 00:13:16,962
You got it. Hey, it'll
be just like old times.
273
00:13:17,129 --> 00:13:19,006
I mean,
except for the killin'.
274
00:13:20,757 --> 00:13:24,594
Midge, I need my keys.
Sharon, hi.
275
00:13:24,761 --> 00:13:26,680
Honey,
you remember Sharon.
276
00:13:26,847 --> 00:13:29,099
Uh, no.
277
00:13:29,266 --> 00:13:31,977
Sharon, is it?
278
00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:33,395
You are so funny.
279
00:13:33,562 --> 00:13:35,522
How do you keep
your hands off him?
280
00:13:35,689 --> 00:13:38,650
I don't know.
I just do.
281
00:13:41,486 --> 00:13:42,904
So, my parents are, like,
fighting all the time,
282
00:13:43,071 --> 00:13:45,324
and they want me
to choose sides.
283
00:13:45,490 --> 00:13:50,120
But I can't,
because they're both idiots.
284
00:13:50,287 --> 00:13:51,204
I don't know, I mean,
I really think
285
00:13:51,371 --> 00:13:55,876
they're gonna get a divorce.
286
00:13:56,043 --> 00:14:00,547
Oh my god, Donna,
I am so sorry.
287
00:14:00,714 --> 00:14:01,381
But you know what?
288
00:14:01,548 --> 00:14:03,675
That very thing happened
to a good friend of mine,
289
00:14:03,842 --> 00:14:07,804
and now she has
twice as much stuff,
290
00:14:07,971 --> 00:14:10,432
twice as much clothes,
291
00:14:10,599 --> 00:14:14,019
and her parents even fought
over who got to buy her a car.
292
00:14:16,146 --> 00:14:18,273
I mean,
you're right, Jackie.
293
00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:19,232
I mean,
this whole divorce thing
294
00:14:19,399 --> 00:14:20,692
could actually work
to my advantage.
295
00:14:20,859 --> 00:14:22,694
Exactly!
296
00:14:22,861 --> 00:14:24,112
Yeah...
297
00:14:24,279 --> 00:14:25,322
I just have to
make it very clear
298
00:14:25,489 --> 00:14:29,076
that my love is contingent
on how much they buy me.
299
00:14:29,242 --> 00:14:31,286
Why am I even
talking to you about this?
300
00:14:31,453 --> 00:14:34,331
You have
a great handle on it.
301
00:14:39,002 --> 00:14:40,462
Excuse me, um...
302
00:14:40,629 --> 00:14:44,883
Jackie, when exactly
did you lose your soul?
303
00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:46,927
Um...
304
00:14:47,094 --> 00:14:48,929
Cheerleading camp.
305
00:14:52,682 --> 00:14:59,314
You almost done there,
Hazel?
306
00:14:59,481 --> 00:15:04,069
See, that's funny,
'cause Hazel is a maid.
307
00:15:06,655 --> 00:15:08,907
Or you could have
called him Alice, too.
308
00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:10,951
Shut up, Fez.
309
00:15:11,118 --> 00:15:15,580
So, pretty tough with that
scrubber in your hand, huh?
310
00:15:15,747 --> 00:15:17,833
Yeah, I know. Hyde, red
and kitty aren't even here.
311
00:15:17,999 --> 00:15:21,128
I mean, you're
kissing phantom butt.
312
00:15:21,294 --> 00:15:22,963
You know what, forman?
313
00:15:23,130 --> 00:15:24,798
I used to think red
was a real hard-ass,
314
00:15:24,965 --> 00:15:28,218
but after doing your chores
for the last 5 days,
315
00:15:28,385 --> 00:15:29,344
I've come to the conclusion
316
00:15:29,511 --> 00:15:31,680
that you're just
a lazy, spoiled brat.
317
00:15:31,847 --> 00:15:33,890
Ooh.
318
00:15:35,934 --> 00:15:38,895
Hazel never talked
like that.
319
00:15:40,939 --> 00:15:42,858
Hey...
320
00:15:43,024 --> 00:15:44,276
Hey, that's not fair.
321
00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:46,027
You've been
doing them for 5 days,
322
00:15:46,194 --> 00:15:48,447
try 16 years, man.
323
00:15:48,613 --> 00:15:50,282
You know, I guess i'm
just grateful, forman.
324
00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:53,368
Well, stop it!
325
00:15:53,535 --> 00:15:54,703
You're making me
look bad.
326
00:15:54,870 --> 00:15:57,372
Plus, you've become, like,
a total drag to hang out with.
327
00:15:57,539 --> 00:15:58,999
Hey, whatever happened
to the psychotic troublemaker
328
00:15:59,166 --> 00:16:00,959
we all know and love?
329
00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:02,377
Look,
put down the dishes
330
00:16:02,544 --> 00:16:05,672
and start doing something
stupid and senseless right now.
331
00:16:06,631 --> 00:16:08,258
Forman, I'm a guest here.
332
00:16:08,425 --> 00:16:12,679
Well--the-then--
fine.
333
00:16:12,846 --> 00:16:16,349
I guess...I will have to
do something stupid.
334
00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:20,812
Hey, hey!
335
00:16:20,979 --> 00:16:24,774
I know something stupid
we can do.
336
00:16:24,941 --> 00:16:27,194
You got a bowling ball?
337
00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:28,945
What?
338
00:16:29,571 --> 00:16:30,655
And they're arguing
339
00:16:30,822 --> 00:16:32,824
and arguing
and arguing--
340
00:16:32,991 --> 00:16:34,576
okay...
341
00:16:34,743 --> 00:16:36,578
No offense, Donna,
342
00:16:36,745 --> 00:16:40,123
but all this talk about
your mom and dad fighting,
343
00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:42,459
well, it's boring me.
344
00:16:44,669 --> 00:16:47,881
Really? Well, talking about
your hair was fascinating.
345
00:16:51,009 --> 00:16:53,595
Fez: Hold it by the thumbhole!
346
00:16:58,433 --> 00:17:01,686
Okay, what are
those idiots doing?
347
00:17:01,853 --> 00:17:04,314
Something idiotic.
348
00:17:04,481 --> 00:17:06,233
Let's go find out.
349
00:17:09,236 --> 00:17:10,570
Don't be such a baby.
350
00:17:10,737 --> 00:17:12,906
We just want to see
how high it'll bounce.
351
00:17:13,073 --> 00:17:14,574
Nothing bad can happen.
352
00:17:14,741 --> 00:17:17,118
Okay, forman, man, think.
353
00:17:17,285 --> 00:17:21,122
You are listening to kelso.
354
00:17:21,289 --> 00:17:22,040
Don't do it.
355
00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:23,083
Wait, wait, wait.
356
00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:24,834
Now you're telling me
what to do?!
357
00:17:25,001 --> 00:17:27,379
Enough talk. Do it.
358
00:17:29,589 --> 00:17:32,175
[Crash]
359
00:17:41,893 --> 00:17:45,230
See, I never even
thought of that.
360
00:17:47,899 --> 00:17:48,650
Later.
361
00:17:48,817 --> 00:17:49,484
Thank you.
362
00:17:49,651 --> 00:17:50,193
See you.
363
00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:51,861
Bye.
364
00:17:53,738 --> 00:17:56,866
Ah, maybe
they won't notice.
365
00:18:01,329 --> 00:18:03,748
Okay, kitty, it's your turn.
Pick a key.
366
00:18:03,915 --> 00:18:04,874
[Jingling]
367
00:18:05,041 --> 00:18:06,918
Oh, my gosh,
there are so many,
368
00:18:07,085 --> 00:18:10,797
I can't tell
which ones are ours.
369
00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:12,507
Kitty,
you don't pick your key,
370
00:18:12,674 --> 00:18:14,676
because then you'd go home
with your own husband,
371
00:18:14,843 --> 00:18:19,097
and who wants that?
372
00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:21,516
Oh, I, uh...
373
00:18:21,683 --> 00:18:23,727
Me?
374
00:18:23,893 --> 00:18:25,729
But the whole point
of a key party
375
00:18:25,895 --> 00:18:29,232
is to meet new and interesting
people and have sex with them.
376
00:18:32,736 --> 00:18:35,864
Oh, my god...
377
00:18:36,031 --> 00:18:37,782
You're swingers.
378
00:18:37,949 --> 00:18:40,452
Red, honey, it's--
it's time to leave.
379
00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:42,162
Now?
I'm having a good time.
380
00:18:42,329 --> 00:18:43,872
Um, I left
the iron on...
381
00:18:44,039 --> 00:18:44,748
And the stove.
382
00:18:44,914 --> 00:18:46,458
I--i--i left the iron on
383
00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:48,585
on the stove,
which is also on,
384
00:18:48,752 --> 00:18:51,338
and it can't be safe.
385
00:18:51,504 --> 00:18:52,881
Kitty, what's
wrong with you?
386
00:18:53,048 --> 00:18:55,842
Oh, red, look
whose keys I've got.
387
00:18:56,009 --> 00:18:58,261
Oh, dear lord.
388
00:18:58,428 --> 00:19:01,640
You lucky bastard. Bite
her earlobes, she loves that.
389
00:19:02,682 --> 00:19:04,893
What the hell
are you talking about?
390
00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:09,230
Red, you do know that this is
a wife-swapping party, right?
391
00:19:09,397 --> 00:19:10,649
What?!
392
00:19:10,815 --> 00:19:12,901
Are you telling me you want
to sleep with my wife?!
393
00:19:13,068 --> 00:19:14,444
No!
394
00:19:14,611 --> 00:19:17,864
I'll take a run
at any one of these ladies.
395
00:19:18,031 --> 00:19:22,077
What the hell's wrong
with my wife?!
396
00:19:22,243 --> 00:19:23,995
Nothing, red,
it's just done random
397
00:19:24,162 --> 00:19:27,290
so that it's fair,
that's all.
398
00:19:27,457 --> 00:19:30,835
Jeez, bull,
I thought I knew you.
399
00:19:31,002 --> 00:19:33,171
You do, red, I'm the same guy
who's got shrapnel--
400
00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:35,090
no, no!
401
00:19:35,256 --> 00:19:38,009
Good night.
402
00:19:38,176 --> 00:19:40,845
Come on, Bob.
They're swingers.
403
00:19:41,012 --> 00:19:42,972
Oh...
404
00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:11,459
Well, it...
405
00:20:11,626 --> 00:20:16,840
Took a really weird hop.
406
00:20:17,006 --> 00:20:21,177
Why would you drop
a bowling ball on the couch?
407
00:20:21,344 --> 00:20:24,764
What good
could come of it?
408
00:20:26,474 --> 00:20:27,934
Well, okay,
hindsight being--
409
00:20:28,101 --> 00:20:32,564
Eric, I don't want to hear any
more of your dumb-ass excuses.
410
00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:34,065
This is the most
irresponsible,
411
00:20:34,232 --> 00:20:38,153
idiotic thing
you have ever done!
412
00:20:38,319 --> 00:20:41,156
Actually, red,
I did it.
413
00:20:41,322 --> 00:20:42,490
You?
414
00:20:42,657 --> 00:20:43,324
No, no, no.
415
00:20:43,491 --> 00:20:45,243
Dad, Hyde's just covering
for me. I did it.
416
00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:47,662
Hey, forman, stop.
Red, it was me.
417
00:20:47,829 --> 00:20:48,496
No, it was me.
418
00:20:48,663 --> 00:20:50,498
Well, guess what?!
419
00:20:50,665 --> 00:20:52,333
I don't care!
420
00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:56,087
You're both idiots!
421
00:20:56,254 --> 00:20:58,256
And if you have to get
a job digging ditches,
422
00:20:58,423 --> 00:21:01,342
you are gonna buy me
a new TV!
423
00:21:01,509 --> 00:21:02,594
Now, get out of my sight!
424
00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:03,344
Yes, sir.
425
00:21:03,511 --> 00:21:05,180
All right...
426
00:21:05,346 --> 00:21:07,974
Sir.
427
00:21:10,351 --> 00:21:12,395
I could have had
a corvette!
428
00:21:21,196 --> 00:21:23,114
Oh, red.
429
00:21:23,281 --> 00:21:26,951
No, kitty, damn it,
I'm pissed.
430
00:21:27,118 --> 00:21:28,953
I mean, bull's
a freak-o pervert,
431
00:21:29,120 --> 00:21:31,956
and he gets
everything he wants.
432
00:21:32,123 --> 00:21:34,501
I work hard,
I raise a family,
433
00:21:34,667 --> 00:21:35,960
and what do I get?
434
00:21:36,127 --> 00:21:42,467
A bowling ball in my TV!
435
00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:44,511
You know what I've got?
436
00:21:47,722 --> 00:21:51,100
Your keys.
437
00:21:58,358 --> 00:22:00,527
I want a big TV.
438
00:22:03,196 --> 00:22:04,280
A big one.
439
00:22:04,447 --> 00:22:05,198
This one's on sale.
440
00:22:05,365 --> 00:22:07,909
That's last year's model.
441
00:22:08,076 --> 00:22:10,662
And my TV's gonna be new.
442
00:22:10,829 --> 00:22:11,412
What about that one?
443
00:22:11,579 --> 00:22:13,998
No remote.
444
00:22:14,165 --> 00:22:16,334
My TV's got to have
a remote.
445
00:22:16,501 --> 00:22:18,294
Oh, ho ho!
Look at this.
446
00:22:18,461 --> 00:22:20,588
26-inch screen.
447
00:22:20,755 --> 00:22:23,091
I didn't even know
they made 'em that big.
448
00:22:23,258 --> 00:22:24,759
Dad, your old TV
wasn't that big.
449
00:22:24,926 --> 00:22:27,929
No, but my new TV's
gonna be that big.
450
00:22:27,953 --> 00:22:32,953
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