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guys, can we do
something besides cruise?
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It's the third time tonight
we've driven by that house.
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You know what
we could do?
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We could go
skinny-dipping...
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Naked! That's the way
god intended.
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No way!
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Why not?
It'd be fun.
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Sure, it's fun
for you guys,
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'cause you get
to look at us,
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and that's a treat.
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But we just get
to look at you,
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and that's nasty.
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So, don't you wanna do it?
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I don't care.
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Well, I'll do it.
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Ok, I'm in.
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Naked is dirty.
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♪ Dirty, dirty,
dirty ♪
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♪ dirty, dirty,
dirty ♪
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All: ♪ dirty dirty dirty ♪
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♪ dirty dirty dirty,
dirty dirty dirty ♪
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Oh, this was such
a great idea, Michael.
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This was so much fun.
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Oh, wait.
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Except for the part where our
clothes got stolen, you idiot.
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By the way, Fez,
nice tattoo, man.
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Thank you. It is the blessed
virgin of yorba Linda.
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Did you want
to see her dance?
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No. No. No.
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Look, guys,
we need a plan.
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I'm about to
drive up to the house
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with a car full
of naked people.
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They hate you guys
when you're dressed.
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We can go to my house.
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Yeah, your mom is used
to having naked guys around.
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She's not even home,
you moron.
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Ow, ow,
ow.
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Put on
the top 40.
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Whoa,
sit down, Fez!
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I see London.
I see besticle.
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Well, what do you
want me to do about it?
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I don't know.
Tuck it in!
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♪ Hangin' out ♪
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♪ down the street ♪
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♪ the same old thing ♪
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♪ we did last week ♪
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♪ not a thing to do ♪
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♪ but talk to you ♪
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♪ whoa, yeah! ♪♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Pork chops.
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I thought we agreed
to stick to a budget.
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Pork chops aren't cheap.
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Well, you know,
on the way to the market,
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I tried to run over a cat.
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But they are just
so darn speedy.
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Kitty...
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The plant's
gonna be closing soon.
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I mean, we have
to watch our money.
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Well, maybe I could
put you on the sugar diet.
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That'd save money.
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Sugar diet?
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Sweet, huh?
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See, that's perfect.
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Give me
another spoonful.
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Tasty and cheap.
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Now, when I say cheap,
I mean, you know, not...
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Shut up.
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So this is your home?
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Yep.
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Oh, this explains
a lot of your behavior.
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Come on, man.
This place is great.
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It's better than
forman's basement.
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That's a color TV,
and I just got new vice grips.
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Now we can watch
any channel we want.
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Hyde, your mom really just
ran off with some trucker?
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No, forman, I made it up
because it sounds so classy.
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Why would she just run off
with some trucker?
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It's springtime.
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Love is in the air, man.
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Right.
She just left you here alone?
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Look, I realize this
is hard for you
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to get your
head around, opie,
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but you're failing to see
the upside here.
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We've got food,
we've got beer,
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we have zero
adult supervision.
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Welcome to camp
naughty bad fun.
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Jackie, you couldn't
find anything?
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Ok, well,
no offense, Hyde,
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but all your mother's
clothes are whorey.
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What?
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Ooh, but they look great
on you, Donna.
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Thanks, Jackie.
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Michael, can you
please take me home?
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Look, I think I caught
something at the reservoir.
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Like an eel?
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Not that, you idiot.
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I think I'm sick.
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Oh, I caught an eel.
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But, midge, why do
you have to have
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your woman warrior
meetings here every week?
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Because none of the other
feminists' husbands
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will let them.
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Boy, those bastards.
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I know.
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Bob, these meetings
have really opened my eyes.
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For example,
the English language
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is so oppressive
to women.
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I mean, why is it mailman
and not mailwomen?
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Why do they even
call the mail mail?
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Why not call it femail?
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Yes. You see, Bob,
now you're thinking.
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No, I'm not.
I'm just being funny
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because it's stupid.
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Ok. Then that's why
you're part of the problem.
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My wife is a maniac.
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Oh, I'm sorry--
a wo-maniac.
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Oh, oh,
I'm sorry.
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I didn't know
anyone else was in here.
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You must be
midge's husband.
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I guess.
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She's a real gung-ho
woman warrior.
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You must be
very proud.
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I guess.
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Well, call me
old-fashioned,
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but when I see you
sitting there eating a sandwich,
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it makes me
darn-tootin' mad.
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I mean, I think a married man
who provides for his family
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deserves to come home
to a hot meal, don't you?
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You're neat.
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Eric, I thought I told you
to wash up for dinner.
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I know, it's difficult to hear
with your head up your ass.
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Get a move on.
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Oh, red...
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You need to relax.
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Anger is bad
for the soul.
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It's Fez, right?
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Yes.
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Get out.
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Ok.
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Come on. Wash up.
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Hey, dad, uh, can I talk
to you for a second?
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Um, do you think that Hyde
could stay for dinner?
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Eric, again?
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I can't afford
to feed your friends.
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I can't even
afford to feed you,
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but the law
requires me to.
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Look, his mom's
out of town.
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All right.
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But you have
to fill up on bread.
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And the two of you
are splitting a pork chop.
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Thanks, man.
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Ah, no problem.
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So, you do know
you're not getting any
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of that pork chop, right?
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Is that so?
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[Knock on door]
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Michael, go away.
I'm sick.
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I don't have
any makeup on.
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My hair's a mess.
And I look hideous.
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Jackie, come on,
I don't care what you look like.
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I just wanna see you.
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Why?
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Because you're
my girlfriend.
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And I got you
a present.
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Aww.
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[Dramatic operatic
chorus playing]
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Michael,
that is so sweet.
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It's the sweetest
thing ever.
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Let me hold it.
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Thank you...
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Lover.
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Mom, mom, mom?
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Yeah, I couldn't
help but notice
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that you're not
home yet.
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Oh, is that right?
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Ok, great. Yeah.
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No, no, no, you know.
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Whatever
makes you happy.
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Hey, forman.
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Hi.
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Come on in.
Make yourself at home.
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I'm out of beer,
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but if you want,
you can break something.
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Actually, I had my eye
on the phone, so...
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Hey, what's that?
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It's crackers with
ketchup on top for, uh...
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You know, for zest.
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Ok. Well, I'm just gonna guess
that edna's not coming back.
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No, man. She's just been
delayed a little bit.
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Oh, ok.
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Oh, ok. Didn't there
used to be a TV there?
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Yeah. I pawned it.
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You pawned
your mom's TV?
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Hyde, she's not
coming back.
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Ok, she's not
coming back. All right?
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So, what are--
what are you gonna do?
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Sell the house.
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You rent.
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Guess I'm in more trouble
than I thought.
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No, Hyde...
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No, Hyde,
I'm serious here!
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You need help,
my friend.
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No, forman.
You would need help.
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I'll be fine.
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Cool, I brought you
this sandwich.
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Fine. I'll take
your sandwich.
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After this,
no more help.
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Hyde's mom is gone,
and he is going downhill.
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I mean, he's sitting
over there in the dark
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eating ketchup
off crackers.
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I ate gum off
a parking meter once.
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But it was on a dare.
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I made a dollar.
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Man, there's some
suckers out there.
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Crackers and ketchup
are "k" words,
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which make them
naturally funny.
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Oh, my god, I can feel, like,
all the molecules in my body.
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I'm gonna count them.
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1, 2, 3...
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You guys disgust me.
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Doesn't anyone
care about Hyde?
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Oh, my god,
run, Scooby. Now. Run.
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You know what's
freaking me out?
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I saw Jackie sick,
without makeup.
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And it was like the
freakiest thing I've ever seen
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in my entire, entire life,
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including the class trip
to the sausage factory.
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Oh, if I never see the inside
of another cow,
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it will be too soon.
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Jerky?
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18, 19--
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I have the biggest hands
in the world.
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Damn it.
1 ...
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So his mom's gone, and I know
he doesn't want any help.
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But the donner party
didn't get any help,
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and then, I mean,
they ate each other.
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Hey, don't bogart
that jerky.
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Yeah, no parents
would be cool...
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Like the lord of the flies.
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Kelso, did you ever finish
lord of the flies?
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No.
262
00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:15,711
So?
263
00:13:15,877 --> 00:13:18,130
Nothing.
264
00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:19,506
Look, what are we
gonna do about Hyde?
265
00:13:19,673 --> 00:13:23,093
I think we should
tell someone.
266
00:13:23,260 --> 00:13:25,721
What am I gonna
do about Jackie?
267
00:13:25,887 --> 00:13:28,932
I can't even look at her.
268
00:13:29,099 --> 00:13:30,600
She's unpleasant
when she's healthy,
269
00:13:30,767 --> 00:13:34,938
so I can only imagine
how she looks like.
270
00:13:35,105 --> 00:13:38,567
Hey, kelso, Jackie's...
271
00:13:38,734 --> 00:13:40,569
Jackie's my friend,
272
00:13:40,736 --> 00:13:42,904
and you're shallow...
273
00:13:43,071 --> 00:13:45,073
And pathetic.
274
00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:47,159
And you know what else?
275
00:13:47,326 --> 00:13:49,161
My hands are huge.
276
00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:51,371
They're like boxing gloves.
277
00:13:51,538 --> 00:13:55,375
I am the greatest.
278
00:13:55,542 --> 00:13:57,502
Ok, champ,
whatever you sa--
279
00:14:12,517 --> 00:14:14,644
Oh, hello Bob.
280
00:14:14,811 --> 00:14:17,731
Oh, hi Bob!
281
00:14:17,898 --> 00:14:20,192
...Sharon.
282
00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:23,653
Baloney?
283
00:14:23,820 --> 00:14:25,197
Bob, what are
you doing?
284
00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:27,574
Nothing.
We were just talking.
285
00:14:27,741 --> 00:14:31,495
These Jordan almonds
are for the feminists.
286
00:14:31,661 --> 00:14:34,456
Oh, yeah. Sorry.
287
00:14:34,623 --> 00:14:35,290
Come on, Sharon.
288
00:14:35,457 --> 00:14:36,958
I saved you a seat
on the ottoman.
289
00:14:37,125 --> 00:14:40,045
Oops, I mean
Otto-woman.
290
00:14:46,009 --> 00:14:49,262
I'm sick of baloney.
291
00:14:49,429 --> 00:14:52,391
I want a new sandwich.
292
00:14:54,017 --> 00:14:56,686
Eric, I'm sure she's
not abandoning Steven.
293
00:14:56,853 --> 00:14:58,605
She's his mother.
294
00:14:58,772 --> 00:14:59,898
Mom, her exact
words were,
295
00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:00,774
"I know
I'm your mother,
296
00:15:00,941 --> 00:15:09,032
but I'm abandoning you,
Steven."
297
00:15:09,199 --> 00:15:11,785
Well, that doesn't
sound very good.
298
00:15:11,952 --> 00:15:15,997
No, sirree. Red.
299
00:15:16,164 --> 00:15:19,167
Look, Eric, you know
I'd love to help Steven.
300
00:15:19,334 --> 00:15:23,380
I'm a giver...
301
00:15:23,547 --> 00:15:26,967
But you can't squeeze blood
from a stone, son.
302
00:15:27,134 --> 00:15:27,759
Well, you know,
we could--
303
00:15:27,926 --> 00:15:29,970
we could just pop over there
to check up on him.
304
00:15:30,137 --> 00:15:31,805
No, I'm not going over there.
That's final.
305
00:15:31,972 --> 00:15:35,016
I am not Santa claus.
306
00:15:35,183 --> 00:15:38,311
Well, thank god
you're not Santa claus, red.
307
00:15:38,478 --> 00:15:41,231
You scare the hell
out of children.
308
00:15:44,526 --> 00:15:46,486
[Knock on door]
309
00:15:46,653 --> 00:15:49,489
Go away, Michael.
310
00:15:49,656 --> 00:15:52,576
Jackie, please.
311
00:15:52,742 --> 00:15:56,037
I really need
to talk to you.
312
00:15:56,204 --> 00:15:57,998
I want to apologize
313
00:15:58,165 --> 00:16:05,046
for screaming when I looked
at you the other day.
314
00:16:05,213 --> 00:16:06,798
It's just...
315
00:16:06,965 --> 00:16:10,635
You looked
really gross.
316
00:16:10,802 --> 00:16:12,095
But I've been doing
a lot of thinking.
317
00:16:12,262 --> 00:16:15,557
And--and
I realized something.
318
00:16:15,724 --> 00:16:18,477
I realized that just because
you look bad now,
319
00:16:18,643 --> 00:16:22,814
that doesn't mean
you're gonna look bad forever.
320
00:16:22,981 --> 00:16:25,108
I mean, I just saw
your mom downstairs,
321
00:16:25,275 --> 00:16:28,945
and even though she's
pretty old, she's really hot.
322
00:16:29,112 --> 00:16:32,115
And that gives me
hope for the future.
323
00:16:32,282 --> 00:16:34,701
Oh, Michael.
324
00:16:34,868 --> 00:16:38,330
Let me finish.
325
00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:41,958
I guess what
I'm trying to say is...
326
00:16:42,125 --> 00:16:44,878
That I realize
that this whole mess,
327
00:16:45,045 --> 00:16:48,215
that's just
a temporary thing.
328
00:16:48,381 --> 00:16:53,845
But physical beauty,
that lasts forever.
329
00:16:54,012 --> 00:16:58,934
Ohh, that is so true.
330
00:16:59,100 --> 00:17:01,228
Whoo. Later, baby.
331
00:17:01,394 --> 00:17:02,646
Later.
332
00:17:02,812 --> 00:17:04,523
Right. Heh.
Right.
333
00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:08,109
And I tell 'em I could sell 'em
the cheaper one,
334
00:17:08,276 --> 00:17:11,238
but it'll wind up costing 'em
more in the long run.
335
00:17:11,404 --> 00:17:14,407
Heh heh. Which is
a mathematical impossibility,
336
00:17:14,574 --> 00:17:18,328
but, uh, they buy it anyway.
337
00:17:18,495 --> 00:17:21,581
I just love a man
who's passionate about his work.
338
00:17:21,748 --> 00:17:23,375
Oh, come here.
339
00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:27,379
You've got a little
something right there.
340
00:17:28,213 --> 00:17:29,464
Oh, Donna.
This is Sharon.
341
00:17:29,631 --> 00:17:31,174
She's part of your
mom's feminist group.
342
00:17:31,341 --> 00:17:33,593
She hates men, too.
343
00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:36,846
Well, I should be
getting back to the meeting.
344
00:17:44,479 --> 00:17:47,899
Why you
all dressed up?
345
00:17:48,066 --> 00:17:52,571
I'm not dressed up.
This is California casual.
346
00:17:52,737 --> 00:17:53,905
There's nothing
going on here.
347
00:17:54,072 --> 00:17:58,743
Everything is fine
between your mother and me.
348
00:18:00,662 --> 00:18:02,163
Ok.
349
00:18:02,330 --> 00:18:04,583
Look, Donna, can't a man
have a conversation
350
00:18:04,749 --> 00:18:10,255
with an attentive woman without
getting the third degree?
351
00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:12,299
Sure, dad.
352
00:18:12,465 --> 00:18:14,217
All right.
353
00:18:14,384 --> 00:18:17,012
Apology accepted.
354
00:18:17,178 --> 00:18:18,346
Now be a good girl
and sneak in there
355
00:18:18,513 --> 00:18:22,309
and get daddy some
of those Jordan almonds.
356
00:18:22,475 --> 00:18:26,479
Well, no, dad.
Those are for the feminists.
357
00:18:26,646 --> 00:18:28,773
Oh, god,
they got to her, too.
358
00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:34,487
You, um...
359
00:18:34,654 --> 00:18:37,866
You need a coffee table.
360
00:18:38,033 --> 00:18:40,619
Yeah, that'd really
pull the room together.
361
00:18:44,122 --> 00:18:47,250
Steven, I was--i was gonna
clean your kitchen for you,
362
00:18:47,417 --> 00:18:49,878
but, um, frankly...
363
00:18:50,045 --> 00:18:52,672
I'm afraid.
364
00:18:52,839 --> 00:18:54,549
Well, looks like he's got
everything under control.
365
00:18:54,716 --> 00:18:55,508
Kitty, I'll be in that car.
366
00:18:55,675 --> 00:18:57,302
Red--
367
00:18:57,469 --> 00:18:59,846
Steven, why don't you go to your
room and gather some clothes,
368
00:19:00,013 --> 00:19:03,099
and I'll do a load of wash
for you at our house.
369
00:19:03,266 --> 00:19:05,185
Cool.
370
00:19:08,897 --> 00:19:11,608
[Heavy object scraping]
371
00:19:13,276 --> 00:19:15,904
Well, we can't let him
live like this.
372
00:19:16,071 --> 00:19:18,490
Kitty, he'll be fine.
373
00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:20,825
I mean,
compared to Korea,
374
00:19:20,992 --> 00:19:26,915
this place is shangrl-la wrapped
in happy fun candy.
375
00:19:29,042 --> 00:19:31,544
You know
I'd like to help him.
376
00:19:31,711 --> 00:19:35,423
We don't have
the money.
377
00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:42,514
Well, I suppose we could
call social services.
378
00:19:42,681 --> 00:19:44,516
Yeah. See, now,
that's sensible.
379
00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:45,392
Yeah, they'll know
what to do.
380
00:19:45,558 --> 00:19:46,351
Yes.
381
00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:51,064
After all, they take
thousands of cases every year.
382
00:19:51,231 --> 00:19:55,110
So many, in fact, that they have
to house them in gymnasiums...
383
00:19:55,276 --> 00:19:56,277
Kitty.
384
00:19:56,444 --> 00:19:59,447
[Sobbing]
With no heat.
385
00:19:59,614 --> 00:20:01,491
[Bleep]Damn it,
386
00:20:01,658 --> 00:20:06,329
I am tired of being
[Bleep] Santa claus.
387
00:20:06,496 --> 00:20:08,581
Steven, you get
your [bleep] together
388
00:20:08,748 --> 00:20:11,584
and you get your ass
in the [bleep]damn car.
389
00:20:11,751 --> 00:20:14,963
We're going [bleep].
390
00:20:15,130 --> 00:20:17,424
Now, [bleep]Damn it!
391
00:20:17,590 --> 00:20:19,676
Move it!
392
00:20:19,843 --> 00:20:22,637
Ok.
393
00:20:33,940 --> 00:20:38,236
You are just
the sweetest man alive.
394
00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:42,282
[Door opens I closes]
395
00:20:44,242 --> 00:20:45,368
[Bleep]
396
00:20:56,004 --> 00:20:59,507
You know, red really
yelled at me, forman.
397
00:20:59,674 --> 00:21:05,388
Yeah. Um,
get used to that.
398
00:21:05,555 --> 00:21:07,098
This blows, man.
399
00:21:07,265 --> 00:21:08,308
When I was
living at home,
400
00:21:08,475 --> 00:21:10,185
I didn't have to
answer to anybody.
401
00:21:10,351 --> 00:21:13,855
I made my own rules.
402
00:21:14,022 --> 00:21:16,983
You screwed me, forman.
403
00:21:17,150 --> 00:21:20,361
I told you this is
none of your business.
404
00:21:20,528 --> 00:21:23,907
Steven, Eric,
405
00:21:24,073 --> 00:21:31,873
here's your cocoa.
406
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:33,833
Thanks, mom.
407
00:21:36,961 --> 00:21:41,466
You're lucky
I don't kick your ass.
408
00:21:44,928 --> 00:21:47,889
Are you gonna eat
your cookies?
409
00:21:51,434 --> 00:21:54,437
Captioning made possible by
carsey-Werner distribution, llc.
410
00:22:02,570 --> 00:22:04,739
That's it.
I gotta get a tattoo.
411
00:22:04,906 --> 00:22:07,700
Please don't.
412
00:22:07,867 --> 00:22:10,703
That's incredible.
413
00:22:10,870 --> 00:22:15,667
Eww.
But disgusting.
414
00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:20,004
That-- that's
incredible and disgusting.
415
00:22:20,171 --> 00:22:21,297
Do you wanna see her
pick up a dime?
416
00:22:21,464 --> 00:22:23,132
All: No!
417
00:22:23,299 --> 00:22:23,925
How about a quarter?
418
00:22:24,092 --> 00:22:26,177
All: No!
419
00:22:26,201 --> 00:22:31,201
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