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oh my god.
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From up here,
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point place looks
just like Paris.
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You think that
looks like Paris?
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God, no wonder you think
kelso could be a model.
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Whoa!
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I could so be a model.
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Come on, man.
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Shut up and just
keep painting.
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It's done!
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Ha-ha!
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Gentlemen, we have
finally done it.
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A pot leaf
on the water tower!
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This is the proudest
moment of my life.
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It doesn't look
like a pot leaf.
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What?
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It looks like a hand
giving the finger.
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It doesn't have
to look perfect, Hyde.
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It's art.
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Get up and make it better!
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Fine!
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Just, yeah, make it
wider right up there.
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Yeah.
Out further, though.
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Yeah, right up there.
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Ohh!
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Oh my god.
Michael!
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[Thud]
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Hey, kelso!
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(Kelso)
Yeah?
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How's it look
from down there?
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(Kelso) It looks like
it's giving me the finger.
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You guys,
this is so stupid.
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We should just take him
to the hospital.
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No, Jackie, then my dad
will find ou--
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aah!
Aah!
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Shut up!
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Okay, my mom's a nurse.
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I'm going to go wake her up.
Maybe she can fix him.
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Just don't wake up
red, though, huh?
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He'll kill us all.
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Gee, you think?
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[Passionate breathing]
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(Kitty)
Oh, red!
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(Red)
Oh, kitty!
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(Eric)
Okay, let's go.
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Everybody hop in the car,
and let's go now.
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Where's your mom?
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Shut up!
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Don't you dare talk
about my mother!
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♪ Hangin' out ♪
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♪ down the street ♪
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♪ the same old thing ♪
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♪ we did last week ♪
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♪ not a thing to do ♪
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♪ but talk to you ♪
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♪ whoa, yeah ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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No, dad...
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There's no way this
could've been avoided.
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Yes!
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Yeah, the cow kicked me
after I tipped it over.
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I'm not lying!
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Okay.
All right.
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I love you too.
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He bought it.
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Um, excuse me.
Um, yes. Um...
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My friend and I would like
our sponge bath now, please.
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Eric, are you all right?
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They were sleeping!
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Michael, as god
is my witness,
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I will nurse you
back to health.
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Thanks, Jackie.
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I'm in a lot of pain.
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Ohh, my poor baby.
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All right!
All right, that's it.
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I'm going.
Whoever wants a ride.
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[Groaning]
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Hey, I'm sorry
about tonight, you guys.
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Sorry?
Why?
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We got to watch you fall, man.
I had a blast!
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See you, kelso.
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Hyde is such a jerk.
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This is all his fault.
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What are you
talking about?
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Who said the pot leaf
wasn't good enough?
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Hyde did.
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Mm-hmm, and who said you
should lean out further?
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Hyde did.
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So who made you fall
off the water tower?
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No, no, no, no,
wait, Jackie.
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That's crazy.
Hyde's, like, my best friend.
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No, no, no, no.
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Brian piccolo
and Gayle sayers
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were best friends.
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Yeah, Brian's song.
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I love that movie.
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See, Michael,
Gayle held Brian's hand
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and cried and gave him
sips of cool water
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in his hospital bed.
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So where are you now?
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I'm in a hospital bed.
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And where's Hyde?
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Well, he isn't giving me
sips of cool water,
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that's for sure!
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Well, we got vandals
in this town.
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I was driving home, and I
saw the water tower
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giving me the finger.
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Vandals, you say?
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Hmm, where were you
last night, Eric?
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Oh, can it, Laurie.
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Eric, you look pale.
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Let me see your eyes.
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(Kitty)
Look at me.
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♪ Tell me that
you like it ♪
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♪ yeah ♪
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Do you have a fever?
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Oh.
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I know what you need.
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Right after breakfast,
I want you to mow the lawn.
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The fresh air
will do you good.
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Eric, is something
bothering you?
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God, make it stop!
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[Passionate breathing]
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(Red)
Oh, kitty!
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[Passionate breathing]
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(Red)
Oh, kitty!
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[Passionate breathing]
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(Red)
Oh, kitty!
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Aah!
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(Red)
Oh, kitty!
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Aah!
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[Passionate breathing]
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(Kitty)
Oh, red!
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(Red)
Oh, kitty!
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(Kitty)
Oh, red!
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♪ Tell me that
you like it, yeah ♪
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♪ you ain't got no... ♪
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Well, okay, now, um...
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So far, Eric
is 9 out of 10.
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He's got--he's got
bloodshot eyes,
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mood swings,
irregular appetite,
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odd sleeping patterns.
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Oh, red, our Johnny
is high.
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Kitty, that's nonsense.
He's not on drugs.
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He's...just weird.
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Morning.
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Hungry?
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I--i overslept.
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I'm late for school.
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It's, uh--
bye.
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That kid's on dope.
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Well, I'll say.
It's Sunday.
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Boy, these after-school
specials are thrilling.
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I mean, who knew it
takes only one beer
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to turn a cheerleader
into a whore?
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You know, Fez,
this show contains
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an important message.
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That very thing happened
to a good friend of mine.
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Really?
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Mm-hmm.
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May I ask who?
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Man, that is one drunk,
slutty cheerleader.
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There go her pom-poms.
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All right!
All right!
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That is quite enough!
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Everywhere I look now
it's sex, sex, sex!
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Well, it's disgusting,
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and I will not have it
in my basement!
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Eric, what's wrong
with you?
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Oh, well, excuse me,
Donna, for having
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a little moral fiber.
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Okay, well, I'm going
to go check on Michael.
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(Hyde)
Yeah, how's he doing?
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Oh!
Oh yeah, like you care.
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Why don't you just
apologize?
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Apologize for what?
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Well, if you don't know,
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then obviously
you're a big fat jerk!
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Okay, she's nuts.
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I know.
You are not fat.
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Eric.
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Get off my mom--
what?
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What is it with you?
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You've been extra
losery lately.
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I saw mom and dad
having sex.
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[Alarm rings]
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Oh!
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Oh, you poor thing!
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It's all right.
It's okay, baby's fine.
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Oh, Laurie, it was horrible.
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I can't get the image
out of my mind!
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I mean, it was mom and dad,
but they were--
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they were like
a pair of wildebeests
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on a national geographic
special.
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[National geographic special
type theme music playing]
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(Narrator) Deep in the unexplored
psyche of a confused young man,
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is a wilderness called...
Wild Wisconsin.
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After several days
of tracking,
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we finally located
the den of the wily red.
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Here we see
suburbus sexmaniacus
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tracking his prey
through the living room.
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Observe as the male indicates
his interest in mating
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by making loud,
aggressive noises.
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[Whirring]
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The female's attractive
double-knit pantsuit
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and Scarlet lips
signal her readiness.
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This display is not lost
on the male.
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Oh, there he goes.
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Let's watch.
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[Clink]
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♪ Tell me
something good ♪
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♪ tell me,
tell me, tell me ♪
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♪ tell me that
you like it, yeah ♪
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Eric, I am so sorry.
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But you have
to understand.
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Mom and dad are in love.
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They have urges
and needs, just like us.
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No urges, no needs!
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I learned
in psychology class
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that what you went
through is traumatic,
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but don't worry,
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many people have had
this same experience.
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Really?
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And they turned out
all right?
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Well, some of them turned out
to be serial killers.
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But I'm sure that's
just a coincidence.
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But whatever.
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You know what
the sad thing is?
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I actually think you're
trying to be nice.
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Yeah.
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It's just not
my strong suit.
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Sorry.
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So I'll be all right?
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No.
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♪♪♪
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Donna, I'm really
not in the mood.
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Oh, come on.
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I'm just trying to get
a little action here.
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Donna, I just can't.
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Come on. All the other guys
are doing it.
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What's going on?
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Are you, like,
mad at me or something?
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It's just--
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Donna, I saw
my parents having sex.
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Oh god!
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Oh, yee!
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Yeah.
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And you liked it, right?
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No! God, no!
That's sick!
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Everyone's sick!
269
00:14:10,932 --> 00:14:12,017
I'm kidding.
270
00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:13,643
Eric, I'm kidding.
271
00:14:13,810 --> 00:14:17,606
Oh, good one.
272
00:14:19,232 --> 00:14:20,942
All right, look,
273
00:14:21,109 --> 00:14:22,027
I'm going to tell
you something
274
00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:24,279
I've never told anybody else.
275
00:14:24,446 --> 00:14:27,616
All right?
276
00:14:27,783 --> 00:14:30,660
When I was 12,
I saw my parents doing it.
277
00:14:32,287 --> 00:14:34,039
How did you
get over it?
278
00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:37,584
Well, at first, I was, like,
completely freaked out.
279
00:14:37,751 --> 00:14:41,546
But then eventually
the pain receded,
280
00:14:41,713 --> 00:14:44,925
and I was able to live again.
281
00:14:45,884 --> 00:14:46,718
Donna, I don't
see this receding.
282
00:14:46,885 --> 00:14:48,303
I mean, I walked in
on red and kitty,
283
00:14:48,470 --> 00:14:49,554
and they were--
284
00:14:49,721 --> 00:14:51,932
they were right
in the middle.
285
00:14:52,724 --> 00:14:54,101
Oh, god.
That's nothing.
286
00:14:54,267 --> 00:14:57,229
I caught my parents outside,
in broad daylight,
287
00:14:57,396 --> 00:15:00,190
on the hammock.
288
00:15:00,357 --> 00:15:03,485
Where I used to read, like,
my Nancy drew mysteries.
289
00:15:05,487 --> 00:15:08,240
Oh, man, that is so much
worse than mine.
290
00:15:09,157 --> 00:15:12,619
I can remember, like,
little bits of naked skin
291
00:15:12,786 --> 00:15:16,540
peeking though the holes
of the hammock.
292
00:15:17,999 --> 00:15:19,960
Wow.
293
00:15:20,127 --> 00:15:23,463
It's weird, but knowing
what you went through
294
00:15:23,630 --> 00:15:26,842
just makes me feel
so much better,
295
00:15:27,008 --> 00:15:29,719
because you're, like,
totally over it, right?
296
00:15:29,886 --> 00:15:35,100
And later they came inside,
and they had, like,
297
00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:40,063
this checkerboard pattern
all over their arms and legs!
298
00:15:40,230 --> 00:15:43,692
And my dad laughed
and said they fell asleep
299
00:15:43,859 --> 00:15:48,238
on the hammock,
but I knew it was a lie.
300
00:15:49,531 --> 00:15:52,284
I knew what he did
to my mom.
301
00:15:58,165 --> 00:16:00,584
Your mom.
302
00:16:04,379 --> 00:16:05,797
Okay, I'm ready
to fool around.
303
00:16:05,964 --> 00:16:07,924
Please take me home.
304
00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:20,270
Oh hey, look, Jackie.
It's my friends,
305
00:16:20,437 --> 00:16:23,064
Eric, Donna, and Fez.
306
00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:26,860
Yep, that's all
my friends.
307
00:16:28,195 --> 00:16:29,779
Kelso, if you have
something to say to me,
308
00:16:29,946 --> 00:16:31,323
why don't you just say it?
309
00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:33,825
Oh, no.
310
00:16:33,992 --> 00:16:35,744
Oh, no.
311
00:16:35,911 --> 00:16:38,538
I think you have
something to say to me,
312
00:16:38,705 --> 00:16:40,248
and I'm going to be
right over here
313
00:16:40,415 --> 00:16:42,751
when you're ready.
314
00:16:48,298 --> 00:16:49,674
All right, all right!
This is stupid.
315
00:16:49,841 --> 00:16:51,259
Just apologize already.
316
00:16:51,426 --> 00:16:53,011
Forman, its not my fault.
317
00:16:53,178 --> 00:16:54,262
Whatever.
He thinks it is.
318
00:16:54,429 --> 00:16:55,514
It is!
319
00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:57,933
You made me fall off
the water tower.
320
00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:02,020
How?
Did I push you?
321
00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:03,605
Well, no, but--
322
00:17:03,772 --> 00:17:06,691
did I make
the railing slippery?
323
00:17:06,858 --> 00:17:07,859
No.
324
00:17:08,026 --> 00:17:09,569
Then how is it my fault?
325
00:17:09,736 --> 00:17:12,405
Because!
326
00:17:12,572 --> 00:17:15,534
You didn't like
my artwork.
327
00:17:16,826 --> 00:17:20,914
And you don't respect me
and you laugh at me
328
00:17:21,081 --> 00:17:25,919
and you're inconsiderate
of my feelings.
329
00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:30,966
Kelso, no offense,
but you sound like a chick.
330
00:17:32,926 --> 00:17:37,097
Well--
man, I do!
331
00:17:39,099 --> 00:17:41,142
Okay.
All right.
332
00:17:41,309 --> 00:17:43,770
Do you remember that time when
I was climbing your fence
333
00:17:43,937 --> 00:17:46,106
and I hit my forehead
on that tree branch,
334
00:17:46,273 --> 00:17:48,191
and I fell into your
yard and your dog yogl
335
00:17:48,358 --> 00:17:52,028
came out of the house
and bit me twice on the ass?
336
00:17:57,242 --> 00:17:58,952
Yeah.
337
00:17:59,119 --> 00:18:01,663
You bled and you cried.
338
00:18:03,748 --> 00:18:05,584
I bled.
I didn't cry.
339
00:18:05,750 --> 00:18:07,794
Yeah, you did.
340
00:18:07,961 --> 00:18:10,589
You bled and you cried.
341
00:18:10,755 --> 00:18:12,465
And you laughed,
man, a lot,
342
00:18:12,632 --> 00:18:15,218
while I was bleeding.
343
00:18:15,385 --> 00:18:16,636
Do you see my point?
344
00:18:16,803 --> 00:18:20,056
Yeah. It's funny
when friends get hurt.
345
00:18:26,521 --> 00:18:28,815
Close enough.
346
00:18:29,941 --> 00:18:31,192
Sorry.
347
00:18:31,359 --> 00:18:33,903
Hey, stop talking
like a chick.
348
00:18:35,488 --> 00:18:37,490
Oh, oh.
349
00:18:37,657 --> 00:18:39,159
Ha-ha-ha.
350
00:18:39,326 --> 00:18:42,245
God, you're both idiots!
351
00:18:46,499 --> 00:18:47,709
Eric?
352
00:18:47,876 --> 00:18:49,127
Your father and I
have noticed
353
00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:51,921
that you've been acting
very strange lately.
354
00:18:52,088 --> 00:18:56,176
Like a hippie.
355
00:18:56,343 --> 00:18:58,595
Is there something
you want to tell us?
356
00:18:58,762 --> 00:19:01,681
Are you on dope?
Are you?
357
00:19:01,848 --> 00:19:04,225
Because we can help
get you clean.
358
00:19:04,392 --> 00:19:06,478
There's counseling,
hospitalization--
359
00:19:06,645 --> 00:19:09,648
my foot kicking your ass.
360
00:19:15,028 --> 00:19:17,656
Mom, dad, I'm not on drugs.
361
00:19:17,822 --> 00:19:20,158
Oh, what a relief.
You have no idea--
362
00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:23,328
kitty, kitty,
he's lying.
363
00:19:23,495 --> 00:19:26,915
That's what
the hop-heads do.
364
00:19:27,082 --> 00:19:29,250
Mom, dad, I swear,
I'm not on drugs.
365
00:19:29,417 --> 00:19:32,253
Well, then, what the hell's
wrong with you?
366
00:19:34,589 --> 00:19:36,299
Well, I accidentally s--
367
00:19:36,466 --> 00:19:39,010
I was upstairs, and i--i--
368
00:19:39,177 --> 00:19:41,638
okay, you know what?
I'm on drugs.
369
00:19:47,894 --> 00:19:51,439
Oh, for god's sake!
He saw you guys doing it!
370
00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:54,150
There.
371
00:19:55,735 --> 00:19:57,862
I helped!
372
00:20:00,156 --> 00:20:01,908
Oh, honey.
373
00:20:02,075 --> 00:20:04,327
Were your father and I
having intercourse?
374
00:20:04,494 --> 00:20:07,288
Mom!
375
00:20:08,707 --> 00:20:11,376
Well, no wonder you've
been acting so weird.
376
00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:14,003
Red, say something.
Make him feel better.
377
00:20:15,588 --> 00:20:17,716
Um...
378
00:20:17,882 --> 00:20:21,761
[Clearing throat] It's
more fun than it looks.
379
00:20:29,894 --> 00:20:31,271
Red.
380
00:20:31,438 --> 00:20:32,355
What?
381
00:20:32,522 --> 00:20:34,357
What do you
want me to say?
382
00:20:34,524 --> 00:20:35,900
You know what?
383
00:20:36,067 --> 00:20:43,742
Um, you guys do it,
and, um, I'm okay with that.
384
00:20:43,908 --> 00:20:45,910
So...
385
00:20:46,077 --> 00:20:48,204
Thanks.
386
00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:51,541
Sure thing.
387
00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:54,961
[Clears throat] I just hope
you learned your lesson.
388
00:20:55,128 --> 00:20:57,756
Oh.
389
00:20:57,922 --> 00:21:01,426
Yes sir, I did.
390
00:21:02,677 --> 00:21:05,638
Wait a second.
What lesson?
391
00:21:05,805 --> 00:21:06,931
Always knock.
392
00:21:07,098 --> 00:21:08,308
Oh.
393
00:21:08,475 --> 00:21:09,559
Oh!
394
00:21:09,726 --> 00:21:10,977
Oh, even in the middle
of the afternoon.
395
00:21:11,144 --> 00:21:13,521
Oh my god!
396
00:21:20,445 --> 00:21:21,780
Man, that was funny.
397
00:21:21,946 --> 00:21:23,782
Ha-ha-ha-ha.
398
00:21:23,948 --> 00:21:26,117
I don't--i don't know
how funny it is.
399
00:21:26,284 --> 00:21:29,579
What if that had been you
walking in our your parents?
400
00:21:34,918 --> 00:21:37,837
And your mother
was a dancer.
401
00:21:38,004 --> 00:21:41,466
I imagine that would've
been quite something.
402
00:21:41,633 --> 00:21:43,718
Quit it, kitty.
403
00:21:43,885 --> 00:21:44,969
Oh.
404
00:21:45,136 --> 00:21:46,763
Hey, don't.
405
00:21:49,724 --> 00:21:51,935
Come on now.
Stop that.
406
00:21:52,101 --> 00:21:54,854
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carsey-Warner and fox broadcasting
407
00:21:57,690 --> 00:21:59,484
boy, kelso's going
to be so happy
408
00:21:59,651 --> 00:22:01,778
that I finished
his graffiti.
409
00:22:03,488 --> 00:22:04,989
Oh, yes.
410
00:22:05,156 --> 00:22:07,283
I am very talented.
411
00:22:07,450 --> 00:22:09,536
Ay--ay!
412
00:22:09,702 --> 00:22:11,329
[Thud]
413
00:22:11,496 --> 00:22:13,206
[Crash]
414
00:22:13,373 --> 00:22:14,457
[Thud]
415
00:22:14,624 --> 00:22:15,834
Oh, no!
416
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,837
I am hurt...
417
00:22:19,003 --> 00:22:22,257
And all alone...
418
00:22:22,423 --> 00:22:24,467
And it is giving me
the finger!
419
00:22:24,491 --> 00:22:29,491
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