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Captioning made possible by
carsey-Werner and fox broadcasting
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I am so excited
about star whores.
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Fezzie, man, it's star wars.
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Screw that!
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Hey, forman, man,
this thing better be good.
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If I don't see
some space jugs,
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I'm gonna be super-pissed.
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I don't know, guys,
I heard it's okay.
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Well, there's no way
it's better than
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the planet of the apes.
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I mean, those apes were
really good actors.
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[Laser weapons firing]
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Woah.
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And then they go
into this bar
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and there are all
these space creatures,
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and then someone
makes a mistake
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and picks on obl-wan Kenobi,
and then he takes out
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his light saber and
he goes "whoosh"
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and he chops this guy's
arm right off.
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And it's a saber that's
made out of light.
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Well, you know,
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this doesn't sound
like a nice movie.
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Now, "the way we were",
that's a nice movie.
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So Eric, you going to
get yourself some
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star wars pajamas now?
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Kitty, I'm going back
to work, full-time.
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Oh my god,
you're kidding.
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No, I ran into Ron milbank
at the K-Mart,
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and he's moved back
to reopen the plant.
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Oh.
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Oh, this is a godsend.
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Oh.
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And to think
how close we came
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to losing the house.
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Losing the--mom,
you said we were fine!
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Oh, Eric, honey, I lied.
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Oh, honey,
this is the best news.
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Well, i'm--I'm so glad
that you're happy.
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[Giggles]
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Hey!
Way to go, daddy!
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Ah, my job and
my little girl.
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Okay, so I'm here, too, dad.
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Oh, and speaking
of you,
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I told milbank's son David
to come by to see you.
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David milbank?
Dad, I hated that guy.
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Yeah, well, I hate
his dad, but...
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I smile like hell
whenever I see him.
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And you'll do the same.
Got it?
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Got it!
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[Giggles]
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David milbank?
Oh, barf!
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Eric, remember when
you beat him up
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on the playground?
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Yep, I kicked his ass.
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Wait, wasn't he the kid
with scoliosis and asthma?
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Yep...
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And I kicked his ass.
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So, Jackie,
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you want to go see
star wars tonight?
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God, Michael, I told you
I don't like space.
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Jackie, if we're going to
start our relationship over,
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you gotta meet me
halfway, honey.
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Well, maybe I want to do
something else tonight.
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Like what?
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God, Jackie!
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We can do that for
the rest of our lives.
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Star wars is
a limited engagement.
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Fine, fine, but I want
the big popcorn.
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Ah, they finally left.
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Now it's just
the three of us.
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That's great, Fez.
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Oh, I get it.
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If I was gone,
you two would kiss.
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Ah, life's a bitch, huh?
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(Kitty)
Eric, David's here.
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The scoliosis-asthma
freak is here.
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I cannot wait
to see this.
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[Footsteps]
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Hey, guys, I'm back.
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Yeah, hey.
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Wow, David, you've
really grown up.
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Me?
Look at you.
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You look really grown up.
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As a matter of fact,
we've all grown up.
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Yes, but him much
more than you have.
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So, David, hey...
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Tell us about you.
We're dating.
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What was that?
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What?
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I'm just--sorry, making
conversation here.
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[Sighs]
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So, uh, Donna, are you
still writing short stories?
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Yeah, I still write a little.
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Well, not every--
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um, you still write?
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I mean, I'd love
to read your stuff.
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Yeah?
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Well, enough about us.
Tell us about you.
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David, you still got
that big old curve
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in your spine?
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Can I see it?
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Hey, kelso.
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Laurie?
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I'm bored.
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If you're bored, you
should go see star wars.
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No, I was thinking of
doing something else.
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Laurie?
What's going on?
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You're acting like you're
liking me, and that's weird.
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It's like I told you,
kelso, I'm bored.
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Well, that's very
flattering...
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But, uh, you know, Jackie
and I are back together.
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Oh, I understand.
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Do you want to see
my appendix scar?
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Once again, what's her name
and I are back together!
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Well, it's not my
best story, but it's--
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wow!
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I love it.
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Do you have any more?
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Yeah.
Oh my god, yeah.
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I totally have more.
I have some--
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oh, god.
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Oh my god,
I am so...
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Yeah.
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Sorry.
I'm so sorry,
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that's all right.
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Oh, I'm so sorry
about this.
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Hey, what the hell's
going on here?!
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I spilled soda
on him.
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Oh.
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I should leave.
I'll see you later.
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All right.
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Hey, Donna,
great writing.
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What is it with you?
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Me?!
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Donna, he's hitting on you.
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He is not!
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We're just friends!
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He talks to me,
listens to me,
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shares ideas with me.
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Oh my god, Donna.
You are so naive.
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Eric, just 'cause a guy
pays attention to me
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does not mean he wants
to get me naked.
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Oh, grow up!
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Was that why you
paid attention to me?
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Of course...
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Not.
Of course not.
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I love your mind.
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That's the thing I love.
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So Donna says David and her
are just good friends.
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And if I don't believe that...
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Um, then she's gonna think
that I don't trust her.
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Eric, maybe you should
let David have Donna.
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I mean, they look
so nice together.
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You see, this is why your
country lost the war.
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My country never
fought a war.
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Yeah, big surprise.
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You know, forman,
I'm a romantic.
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So I say you choke him
'til his eyes pop out.
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Yeah, hittin'
people's cool.
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I don't know.
If I hit this guy,
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Donna's just
gonna be pissed.
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No, man, chicks
dig that stuff.
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I mean, Leia, right?
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She acted like
she was mad at han,
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but I could tell
she liked him.
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Kelso, man,
what are you, an idiot?
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Leia likes Luke.
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I mean, she kissed him
on that bridge.
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Ahh! Pff!
Just for luck.
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Guys, I have
a real problem here!
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Oh, I got it.
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Maybe we should let
David have Donna
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because, I mean, they
look so nice together.
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Ow.
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(Red) Now, remember,
a jedi is his own master.
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His own master...
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His own master.
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A jedi's power lies
within his own--
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are you even
listening to me?
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What?
Yes.
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Uh, you were saying...
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May the force be with me?
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No, I did not.
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Jedl knight!
Ha!
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Jedl dumb-ass!
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Luke!
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I don't mean
to bum you out,
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but I just saw Princess Leia
cruising around
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with Darth Vader
in his tie fighter.
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Right, chewy?
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[Growls]
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Man, this totally sucks.
I should be han.
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Quit whining!
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[Growls]
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[Doorbell rings]
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Somebody get that?
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You know what?
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Why don't I just
get it myself?
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Ha-ha-ha-ha.
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Honey, it's Darth Vader.
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Thanks, mom.
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Oh, uh...
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My god!
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You guys just gotta come
over to the dark side.
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They have free food.
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Hey, what have you done
with Princess Leia?
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Hey, guys.
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Leia, what are you doing
with Darth Vader?
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Well, we're, um,
just friends, Luke.
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He's nice, I think
you'd really like him.
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No, I wouldn't.
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Give me a chance,
Luke.
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[Gags]
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Look.
Hello.
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He's choking me
with his mind here.
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[Evil laugh]
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It's like, yeah, evil.
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[Laughing]
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When Michael
and I were apart,
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he realized how much
he missed me.
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I'm telling you, Donna,
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breaking up with him was
the best thing I ever did.
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I thought you said, like,
getting a pedicure was
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the best thing you ever did.
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That was last week, Donna.
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I don't know.
I don't know.
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I don't know what to do
about Eric.
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He's acting like this
possessive, macho jerk.
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Oh, I'm so happy for you,
Donna.
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00:13:47,534 --> 00:13:48,952
No, Jackie, I'm with him
because I thought
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he wasn't like that.
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00:13:51,913 --> 00:13:53,915
Mrs. Pinciotti, can you
please tell Donna I'm right?
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00:13:54,082 --> 00:13:55,834
Isn't it cool when men
act like they own you?
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00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:58,837
Oh, yeah.
254
00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:01,381
Mom, what about all those
feminist classes you took?
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00:14:01,548 --> 00:14:02,799
Oh, right.
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00:14:02,966 --> 00:14:05,635
No!
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00:14:09,598 --> 00:14:10,932
Hey, Mr. Pinciotti.
Hey, dad.
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Hey, there, Eric.
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00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:13,518
Hey, dad, uh...
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00:14:13,685 --> 00:14:14,936
I was wondering if
you'd show me, like,
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a few fighting moves.
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00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:19,149
Who you planning
to fight?
263
00:14:19,316 --> 00:14:20,984
David milbank.
264
00:14:21,151 --> 00:14:26,656
David milbank?
He's got scoliosis and asthma.
265
00:14:26,823 --> 00:14:29,117
You could take him.
266
00:14:29,284 --> 00:14:30,369
Come on now, Eric.
267
00:14:30,535 --> 00:14:31,745
Why don't you, uh...
268
00:14:31,912 --> 00:14:35,123
Beat up kelso?
I don't work for his dad.
269
00:14:35,290 --> 00:14:36,708
He's making a move on Donna.
270
00:14:36,875 --> 00:14:39,086
Oh, no, no, no.
271
00:14:39,252 --> 00:14:44,549
Donna's not going near
that pretzel boy.
272
00:14:44,716 --> 00:14:47,928
No, no, you gotta
nip this in the bud, Eric.
273
00:14:48,095 --> 00:14:50,263
All right, all right.
274
00:14:50,430 --> 00:14:52,933
The bridge of the nose
is very vulnerable.
275
00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:56,269
Oh, oh, and hit him
with a banjo.
276
00:15:02,734 --> 00:15:04,403
A banjo, Bob?
277
00:15:04,569 --> 00:15:06,780
What?
I'm helping.
278
00:15:06,947 --> 00:15:09,116
Where is he gonna
get a banjo?
279
00:15:09,282 --> 00:15:10,700
I don't know.
280
00:15:10,867 --> 00:15:13,078
But I saw a guy
get hit with a banjo once.
281
00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:16,998
And he went down.
282
00:15:21,169 --> 00:15:25,715
Hitting a guy
with a banjo is dirty.
283
00:15:25,882 --> 00:15:29,219
You want to knee him
in the groin.
284
00:15:29,386 --> 00:15:33,723
You can hit him in
the groin with a banjo.
285
00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:37,853
So what do you want
to do tonight?
286
00:15:38,019 --> 00:15:42,065
Oh, and I you say see
star wars again, I'm leaving.
287
00:15:44,234 --> 00:15:47,946
You don't want to leave.
288
00:15:48,780 --> 00:15:51,283
You want to see star wars.
289
00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:53,535
Stop it!
I have had it with you.
290
00:15:53,702 --> 00:15:56,288
You are weird,
and I'm going home.
291
00:15:57,247 --> 00:15:59,249
Jackie.
292
00:16:02,169 --> 00:16:03,503
Oh, boy.
293
00:16:03,670 --> 00:16:05,297
That's terrible
the way she treats you.
294
00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:08,383
Right?
295
00:16:08,550 --> 00:16:11,970
You know, I saw star wars,
and I'm not a movie expert,
296
00:16:12,137 --> 00:16:13,305
but I think it's safe to say,
297
00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:15,932
it was the greatest film
of all time.
298
00:16:16,099 --> 00:16:17,893
Finally!
299
00:16:18,059 --> 00:16:20,687
Someone who understands.
300
00:16:20,854 --> 00:16:22,814
Yeah.
301
00:16:23,773 --> 00:16:25,150
You know, kelso,
I always thought
302
00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:27,903
you were kind of dumb.
303
00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:32,073
Uh-huh.
304
00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:34,576
But I don't care.
305
00:16:38,121 --> 00:16:40,248
You know,
I don't either.
306
00:16:40,415 --> 00:16:42,667
It's...
307
00:16:46,963 --> 00:16:49,132
Where's Eric?
308
00:16:49,299 --> 00:16:54,137
Um, I don't know.
309
00:17:01,853 --> 00:17:04,147
I think you do know, red.
310
00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:06,483
All right, kitty.
311
00:17:06,650 --> 00:17:07,609
Some kid's been
hitting on Donna,
312
00:17:07,776 --> 00:17:09,528
so he went to fight him,
but it's no big deal.
313
00:17:09,694 --> 00:17:10,654
No big deal?
314
00:17:10,820 --> 00:17:13,532
You men are
such neanderthals.
315
00:17:13,698 --> 00:17:16,368
Fighting over a woman.
It's ridiculous.
316
00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:17,827
It's like that time
at that beach
317
00:17:17,994 --> 00:17:19,871
when that lifeguard
pinched my Fanny.
318
00:17:20,038 --> 00:17:23,583
You just had to lay him out,
didn't you?
319
00:17:23,750 --> 00:17:26,044
Well, yeah!
320
00:17:27,879 --> 00:17:29,881
Well, how do you think
I felt, red?
321
00:17:30,048 --> 00:17:31,883
Watching you stand over
that poor man,
322
00:17:32,050 --> 00:17:35,136
your--your eyes
burning with intensity,
323
00:17:35,303 --> 00:17:38,515
your--your suntanned
muscles gleaming
324
00:17:38,682 --> 00:17:41,268
like a--like a bronze god.
325
00:18:01,371 --> 00:18:04,082
Okay, you and me,
right now!
326
00:18:04,249 --> 00:18:05,500
Eric, what are you doing?
327
00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:06,668
This isn't about you, Donna.
328
00:18:06,835 --> 00:18:07,877
Eric, stop it!
329
00:18:08,044 --> 00:18:08,920
Yeah, go ahead,
hold me back.
330
00:18:09,087 --> 00:18:12,090
Stop it!
331
00:18:12,257 --> 00:18:15,093
Eric, for the last time,
332
00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:18,722
David has no interest
in me whatsoever.
333
00:18:19,306 --> 00:18:21,099
Yeah, I do.
334
00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:23,268
What?
335
00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:24,728
Well, why do you think
we've been spending
336
00:18:24,894 --> 00:18:27,981
so much time together?
337
00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:29,816
'Cause we're friends?
338
00:18:29,983 --> 00:18:32,319
Oh, come on, Donna!
339
00:18:32,485 --> 00:18:34,613
I mean, I've talked to you,
I've listened to you,
340
00:18:34,779 --> 00:18:37,365
I've shared ideas
with you.
341
00:18:37,532 --> 00:18:39,284
What's that about?
342
00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:40,994
She's having a little
problem with...
343
00:18:41,161 --> 00:18:44,372
What?!
344
00:18:44,539 --> 00:18:45,790
I don't know what
it takes with women.
345
00:18:45,957 --> 00:18:47,542
I mean, you put in all
this time and effort,
346
00:18:47,709 --> 00:18:48,835
and they want to be...
347
00:18:49,002 --> 00:18:50,211
[Together]
Just friends!
348
00:18:50,378 --> 00:18:52,297
I know.
I hate that.
349
00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:54,466
Man, and to think I was
gonna kick your ass.
350
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:56,301
Hey, you had
every reason.
351
00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:59,262
Do you hear that, Donna?
"Every reason."
352
00:18:59,429 --> 00:19:01,014
You know what, Eric?
353
00:19:01,181 --> 00:19:05,352
You don't trust me,
and you don't respect me.
354
00:19:07,687 --> 00:19:10,523
No, no, Donna,
I was just trying--
355
00:19:10,690 --> 00:19:12,942
(Donna)
Get away from me!
356
00:19:16,821 --> 00:19:18,657
Well, it wouldn't
have worked out
357
00:19:18,823 --> 00:19:20,158
with her and me anyway.
358
00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:21,576
I mean, I'm not supposed
to say anything,
359
00:19:21,743 --> 00:19:22,827
but we're just here
until my dad
360
00:19:22,994 --> 00:19:24,954
closes down the plant.
361
00:19:26,122 --> 00:19:27,582
Wait.
Close?
362
00:19:27,749 --> 00:19:29,834
I--your dad was
opening the plant full-time.
363
00:19:30,001 --> 00:19:31,419
Yeah, well, they're
burning off the inventory,
364
00:19:31,586 --> 00:19:33,838
and then that's
all she wrote.
365
00:19:34,005 --> 00:19:36,966
My dad's depending
on that job.
366
00:19:37,133 --> 00:19:39,094
Yeah, well, I guess he
should have thought ahead,
367
00:19:39,260 --> 00:19:40,553
like my dad.
368
00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:42,681
Hey...
369
00:19:50,980 --> 00:19:54,317
You bastard!
You broke my nose!
370
00:19:54,484 --> 00:19:56,528
Good!
371
00:19:57,904 --> 00:20:02,659
[Heavy breathing
like Darth Vader]
372
00:20:02,826 --> 00:20:06,871
[Imitates Darth Vader]
You'll pay for this, forman.
373
00:20:07,038 --> 00:20:11,543
Before I leave,
Donna will be mine.
374
00:20:24,264 --> 00:20:26,516
Hey, dad.
375
00:20:26,683 --> 00:20:28,184
Hey, dad,
can I talk to you?
376
00:20:28,351 --> 00:20:30,270
Absolutely.
377
00:20:30,437 --> 00:20:34,065
Eric, I am very, very
disappointed in you
378
00:20:34,232 --> 00:20:35,859
for fighting.
379
00:20:36,025 --> 00:20:38,069
I'm sorry.
380
00:20:38,236 --> 00:20:40,697
It's okay.
381
00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:47,287
See you in the car.
382
00:20:51,666 --> 00:20:52,959
Where you guys going?
383
00:20:53,126 --> 00:20:56,755
Oh, taking your mother out
for dinner and a movie.
384
00:20:56,921 --> 00:20:59,466
A little celebration.
385
00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:02,594
You know, son,
sometimes life gives you
386
00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:04,429
a good bounce.
387
00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:07,390
So what did you
want to talk about?
388
00:21:07,557 --> 00:21:11,102
Um...have a good time.
389
00:21:11,978 --> 00:21:14,272
Oh, yeah.
390
00:21:21,279 --> 00:21:26,117
Hey, little brother.
I made out with kelso.
391
00:21:26,284 --> 00:21:28,995
Shut up!
392
00:21:30,079 --> 00:21:31,289
What's wrong with you?
393
00:21:31,456 --> 00:21:33,041
Everything's wrong.
394
00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:37,003
Donna's mad at me.
And the plant's closing.
395
00:21:37,170 --> 00:21:38,588
Dad's out of a job.
396
00:21:38,755 --> 00:21:40,757
Oh, wow.
397
00:21:40,924 --> 00:21:42,467
Guess this is a bad time
to tell him
398
00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:46,638
I flunked out of college.
399
00:21:46,805 --> 00:21:47,931
You know what, Laurie?
400
00:21:48,097 --> 00:21:50,975
I cannot believe
that you're the favorite.
401
00:21:53,228 --> 00:21:54,604
Yeah.
402
00:21:54,771 --> 00:21:57,524
Doesn't it kick ass?
403
00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:02,111
Oh, that vader's got 'em.
404
00:22:02,278 --> 00:22:04,823
There's no way out of this.
405
00:22:04,989 --> 00:22:07,826
Is this a true story?
406
00:22:07,992 --> 00:22:10,495
Yeah.
407
00:22:12,747 --> 00:22:15,917
That voice...Oh.
408
00:22:16,084 --> 00:22:19,420
James Earl Jones.
409
00:22:19,587 --> 00:22:21,714
Eric actually like this?
410
00:22:21,881 --> 00:22:23,591
That kid's on dope.
411
00:22:23,615 --> 00:22:28,615
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