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my first prom tux, huh?
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Come on, guys.
Dig the crushed velvet.
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Eric, you look
like a pimp.
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You know, forman,
prom night could be
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a very special night
for you and Donna.
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This could be the biggest
night of our lives.
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I mean, Donna
and I could go--
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to the prom.
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No, Fez, all the way.
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All the way...
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To the prom.
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Know what you should do?
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You should definitely
rent a motel room.
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Oh, yeah,
that's spontaneous.
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What?
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Look, if this night
is as big as I think,
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I want it to be
very, very special,
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because this is gonna be
the first time
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for both of us.
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Oh, you silly virgins.
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Anyway, this is
how I pictured it.
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Well, here we are...
Walking on the beach...
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And now
we're gonna do it.
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Yes, yes.
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Isn't it spontaneous?
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Exactly.
That's what got me.
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Ah, that was nice.
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But if I plan it out,
it won't be nice, it'll be...
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Good evening.
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Did you bring the forms?
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Yes, I did.
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Here's the guarantee
of foreplay,
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signed, initialed,
notarized.
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Very well.
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As you know,
I'm on the pill,
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so here is your copy of
the prophylactic waiver.
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Well, it looks like we have
a deal here.
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I'm looking forward
to consummation.
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Excellent.
Thank you.
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Forman, if you
don't get a motel,
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it's gonna be
more like this.
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You're home already?
It's not even 10:00.
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You didn't have a plan,
did you?
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Kitty, he's home already.
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Already?
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Oh, Eric, you're just
such a loser.
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He is, isn't he?
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[Laughing]
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♪ Hangin' out ♪
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♪ down the street ♪
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♪ the same old thing ♪
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♪ we did last week ♪
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♪ not a thing to do ♪
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♪ but talk to you ♪
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♪ oh, yeah ♪
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hello, Wisconsin!
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Are you ready
to rock and roll?
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Kitty, I am so mad
at Bob.
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I'm trying to improve myself,
and he won't let me.
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Plus, he says my ideas
are stupid.
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Oh well, now,
that's the pot
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calling the kettle
black, isn't it?
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I'll say, what?
What?
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Good coffee.
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You know,
I'm sorry, midge,
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but I really
have to get to work.
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Gosh darn it,
I want a job!
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You know, midge,
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having a job is not all
it's cracked up to be.
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Working at the hospital
is very hard work.
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But I don't want
one of those jobs.
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I want a fun job.
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Okay, well,
even with a fun job,
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you still have to deal
with your boss.
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Yeah, right.
I'll get a job as a boss.
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Well, now, that is
a sharp plan, midge.
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You just let me know
how that goes.
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Okay, guys, guess who's taking
Pam Macy to the prom?
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Anyone with a quarter?
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Me!
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Damn, and I had a quarter!
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Hey, kelso, you're
not taking Jackie?
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No way, man.
Jackie dumped me.
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Hey, I can take Jackie.
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Do it, Fez, and
I'll kick your ass.
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Well, well, well.
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Look who suddenly cares.
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Ow.
Why did you hit me?
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That was sarcasm.
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You guys are making me sick
with all your prom talk.
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Proms are stupid.
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Hyde, what
would you know?
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You've never
even been to one.
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Well, I haven't been
to the dentist either,
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but I don't need to go
to know it's lame.
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Oh, I know who I can
ask to the prom.
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Oh boy!
Who, Fez?
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The lucky lady is...
My English teacher.
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Fez, you can't take
a teacher to the prom.
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Why not?
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She's always writing sexy
comments on my homework.
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"Nice job."
"Good effort."
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"See me."
"I love you."
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Okay, I made
the last one up.
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But the other ones
were real.
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These are the shoes
I'm wearing to the prom.
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Aren't they cool?
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Oh my god, I was
gonna get new shoes...
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Except Michael
didn't ask me.
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You like
my prom dress, right?
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Oh my god.
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I was gonna get
a new prom dress...
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Except Michael
didn't ask me.
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I'm so nervous
about the prom.
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I think it's gonna be
the night that Eric and I...
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You know.
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Oh my gosh, that's
when Michael and I
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were gonna do it
for the first time.
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Jackie, you and kelso
did it, like, 2 months ago
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and like, 30 times
after that.
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Yeah, but it would have been
our first time at a prom.
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Except Michael
didn't ask me.
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Jackie, you broke up
with him.
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I know.
Isn't it sad?
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Look, just ask kelso
to go with you.
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God, no.
This is the prom.
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This is no time for your
stupid feminist crap.
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Hello, Michael.
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Hello, Jackie.
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I'm just over here
helping Donna get ready
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for the prom, because
Eric and Donna
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are going to the prom.
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Yes, we are.
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I'm going to the prom.
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I'm taking Pam Macy.
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Oh, the thing.
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Oh.
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Well, I have
a date too.
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Who is it?
What's his name?
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His name is...
Not important.
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What's important is
he's better than you
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in every conceivable way.
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Damn, Jackie,
that could be anybody!
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[Sighs]
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Hmm.
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Jackie, if I asked you
what's wrong,
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will you stop doing that?
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It's the prom.
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Stupid Michael's
taking stupid Pam Macy,
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and I don't have a date,
but I told him I did.
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I'm a complete loser.
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[Laughing]
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No, you're not.
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It's just that, I thought
he was gonna ask me,
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and now everyone who's
anyone is already going.
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Oh, that is so true.
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How about you?
You're not even going.
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[Gasps]
You're not even going!
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Oh, and I bet
you clean up real good.
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Well, I do,
but I won't.
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See, that's
a big part of who I am.
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Look, I know we've had
our differences, but--
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Jackie, we've had
nothing but differences.
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In fact, don't we kind
of hate each other?
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Yes, but this is the prom!
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[Sobbing]
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Jackie, don't.
Stop.
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Stop crying.
Stop it.
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Look, do you wanna go
to the prom?
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Yes.
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♪♪♪
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♪ slow ride ♪
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♪ take it easy ♪
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The gym looks like...
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Well, the gym
with streamers,
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but it's nice.
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Yeah.
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This is gonna be
an incredible night.
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Really incredible.
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Wait.
What do you mean?
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What do you mean?
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Nothing.
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Okay, then me neither.
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Hey, guys.
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Pam, this is
Eric and Donna.
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We have our biology
class together.
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Biology?
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Yeah.
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See, Pam doesn't like
to talk about school.
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Are you guys
having fun?
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No.
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I have to go
to the bathroom.
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My god, kelso, you brought
her instead of Jackie.
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Hey, I love her.
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No, you don't.
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Okay, I don't.
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See, but Jackie's
gonna be really jealous.
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Good evening, kids.
So, is everyone having fun?
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Why, yes, we are,
miss kavinsky.
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There you are,
Diane.
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I've been looking
all over for you.
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Shall we dance?
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I'm not going to dance
with you, Fez.
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Isn't she adorable?
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(Edna) They're all
gonna laugh at you!
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Shut up, ma!
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You're making the night
too damn special!
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Hey.
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Wow, you look
beautiful.
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Oh my god.
So do you.
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Um, do you want me to go
inside and meet your--
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no, no, trust me,
she's lovely.
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Let's just go,
all right?
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Is that for me?
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Oh yeah, here.
I got this for you.
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Oh god, Steve,
this is beautiful.
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You know, this whole
experience has taught me
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that you don't need Michael
to go to the prom.
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I can go with anyone...
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Even you.
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Thanks.
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Okay, let's
not do that.
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Sorry, um, I have
my dad's Lincoln.
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Will you drive?
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Yeah, he's got
insurance, right?
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Wait, I don't care.
Let's go.
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I've decided what
kind of business
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I'm gonna open.
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What's the one thing people
can't live without?
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Oxygen.
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No.
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No, no, no,
that's true.
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But it's not
what I'm selling,
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so keep guessing.
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Lemonade?
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00:12:47,599 --> 00:12:49,685
Uh-uh.
Give up?
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I'm about to.
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Greeting cards.
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[Laughing]
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Good wine.
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♪ I'm not alone... ♪
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This is such
a great night.
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Yeah.
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It's too bad our parents
aren't out of town
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00:13:18,338 --> 00:13:23,927
so we'd have
someplace to go...
265
00:13:24,094 --> 00:13:26,596
For after.
266
00:13:26,763 --> 00:13:31,351
Yeah, like...
A motel room.
267
00:13:32,602 --> 00:13:36,106
Yeah, that would
have been great.
268
00:13:36,273 --> 00:13:39,693
Really?
'Cause I got one.
269
00:13:39,860 --> 00:13:43,447
Did you plan on
telling me?
270
00:13:43,613 --> 00:13:47,451
No.
271
00:13:47,617 --> 00:13:50,203
Well, it's better
that you didn't
272
00:13:50,370 --> 00:13:52,664
'cause then it wouldn't
have been spontaneous.
273
00:13:52,831 --> 00:13:57,127
Spont--oh, you are
so the girl for me.
274
00:13:57,961 --> 00:14:00,380
Let's go.
275
00:14:01,131 --> 00:14:03,425
Okay.
276
00:14:08,430 --> 00:14:10,223
Why so glum, Fez?
277
00:14:10,390 --> 00:14:14,311
Well, Mrs. Clark, you may be
good at teaching the music,
278
00:14:14,478 --> 00:14:17,898
but you cannot help me
in the ways of love.
279
00:14:18,065 --> 00:14:20,484
Fez, has someone
got you down?
280
00:14:20,650 --> 00:14:23,570
So far down, Mrs. Clark.
281
00:14:23,737 --> 00:14:25,322
Here's a little ditty
I've been working on.
282
00:14:25,489 --> 00:14:27,949
Maybe it'll help.
Hit it.
283
00:14:29,451 --> 00:14:34,164
[Piano playing]
284
00:14:34,331 --> 00:14:37,459
♪ First I was afraid,
I was petrified ♪
285
00:14:37,626 --> 00:14:39,669
♪ I kept thinking
I could never live ♪
286
00:14:39,836 --> 00:14:41,671
♪ without you by my side ♪
287
00:14:41,838 --> 00:14:43,840
♪ but then I spent
so many nights ♪
288
00:14:44,007 --> 00:14:45,675
♪ thinking how
you did me wrong ♪
289
00:14:45,842 --> 00:14:47,803
♪ and I grew strong ♪
290
00:14:47,969 --> 00:14:49,679
♪ and I learned
how to get along ♪
291
00:14:49,846 --> 00:14:51,807
♪ so now you're back ♪
292
00:14:51,973 --> 00:14:53,850
♪ from outer space ♪
293
00:14:54,017 --> 00:14:55,644
♪ I just walked in
to find you here ♪
294
00:14:55,811 --> 00:14:57,854
♪ with that sad look
upon your face ♪
295
00:14:58,021 --> 00:14:59,940
♪ I shoulda changed
that stupid lock ♪
296
00:15:00,107 --> 00:15:02,317
♪ I shoulda made
you leave your key ♪
297
00:15:02,484 --> 00:15:04,277
♪ if I'd a known
for just one second ♪
298
00:15:04,444 --> 00:15:06,029
♪ you'd be back
to bother me ♪
299
00:15:06,196 --> 00:15:08,240
♪ go on, now, go ♪
300
00:15:08,407 --> 00:15:10,200
♪ walk out the door ♪
301
00:15:10,367 --> 00:15:12,327
♪ just turn around now ♪
302
00:15:12,494 --> 00:15:15,330
♪ 'cause you're not
welcome anymore ♪
303
00:15:15,497 --> 00:15:17,416
♪ weren't you the one
who tried to hurt me ♪
304
00:15:17,582 --> 00:15:18,834
♪ with good-bye? ♪
305
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,669
♪ You think I'd crumble? ♪
306
00:15:20,836 --> 00:15:22,462
♪ You think I'd lay down
and die? ♪
307
00:15:22,629 --> 00:15:24,840
♪ Oh no, not I ♪
308
00:15:25,006 --> 00:15:27,717
♪ I will survive ♪
309
00:15:29,219 --> 00:15:34,182
♪♪♪
310
00:15:38,478 --> 00:15:40,021
Midge, you don't know
the first thing
311
00:15:40,188 --> 00:15:41,481
about having a business.
312
00:15:41,648 --> 00:15:43,233
But there's no risk, Bob.
313
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:44,568
Why not?
314
00:15:44,734 --> 00:15:47,737
Because it's your money.
315
00:15:51,408 --> 00:15:53,952
Kitty, don't you think
I should have
316
00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:56,079
my own card shop?
317
00:15:56,246 --> 00:15:57,998
Midgie, hold on.
318
00:15:58,165 --> 00:16:00,167
I think I have
a dynamite solution.
319
00:16:00,333 --> 00:16:01,585
Really?
320
00:16:01,751 --> 00:16:03,670
Oh yeah...
321
00:16:03,837 --> 00:16:06,173
'Cause I love you.
322
00:16:06,339 --> 00:16:07,924
So I want you to have
another baby
323
00:16:08,091 --> 00:16:10,469
and stop bugging me.
324
00:16:10,635 --> 00:16:13,054
Oh Bob, no.
325
00:16:22,230 --> 00:16:24,900
So how much this whole setup
gonna cost you, Bob?
326
00:16:25,066 --> 00:16:26,067
Plenty.
327
00:16:26,234 --> 00:16:29,196
But I figure it'll be
cheaper than a divorce.
328
00:16:32,282 --> 00:16:34,242
We'll see.
329
00:16:39,456 --> 00:16:42,292
And now here we are.
330
00:16:42,459 --> 00:16:44,836
This is so romantic.
331
00:16:47,839 --> 00:16:50,926
Hey, it's forman and Donna,
and they're gonna do it!
332
00:16:51,718 --> 00:16:54,888
[Chanting]
Forman, forman, forman!
333
00:16:55,055 --> 00:17:01,811
Forman, forman, forman!
Forman, forman, forman!
334
00:17:01,978 --> 00:17:05,273
[Cheering]
335
00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:11,321
You know what?
Those guys are just jerks.
336
00:17:11,488 --> 00:17:13,949
Hey, I forgot
about 'em already.
337
00:17:20,413 --> 00:17:22,832
Hang on, hang on.
Big stain, big stain.
338
00:17:27,837 --> 00:17:29,297
I'm just gonna
go grab a towel.
339
00:17:29,464 --> 00:17:31,508
Okay.
340
00:17:34,678 --> 00:17:37,138
Oh, good god!
341
00:17:40,976 --> 00:17:42,352
You know, they say they're
more scared of you
342
00:17:42,519 --> 00:17:45,146
than you are of them, mice.
343
00:17:58,535 --> 00:17:59,536
You know, Donna,
344
00:17:59,703 --> 00:18:03,206
I've thought about this moment,
like, a thousand times.
345
00:18:03,456 --> 00:18:06,126
Me too.
346
00:18:09,546 --> 00:18:12,048
(Male outside)
One, two, three!
347
00:18:12,215 --> 00:18:14,509
[Crashing]
348
00:18:14,676 --> 00:18:18,597
[Kids cheering]
349
00:18:24,644 --> 00:18:26,062
Hey, when you thought
about this moment,
350
00:18:26,229 --> 00:18:29,149
was it like this?
351
00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:31,276
Not really.
352
00:18:33,695 --> 00:18:35,071
You know, I was having
a pretty good time
353
00:18:35,238 --> 00:18:38,325
at the prom.
354
00:18:38,491 --> 00:18:41,036
Me too.
355
00:18:43,705 --> 00:18:45,248
Let's get outta here.
356
00:18:45,415 --> 00:18:46,666
Okay.
357
00:18:46,833 --> 00:18:52,088
Um, Donna, what if this
is our only chance?
358
00:18:54,549 --> 00:18:56,926
It won't be.
359
00:18:57,927 --> 00:18:59,888
Okay.
360
00:19:07,812 --> 00:19:09,606
It's just that
I always pictured
361
00:19:09,773 --> 00:19:11,775
Michael and I
together at the prom.
362
00:19:11,941 --> 00:19:13,318
That's the way it
was supposed to be,
363
00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:15,111
you know?
364
00:19:15,278 --> 00:19:17,947
Yeah, I know.
365
00:19:18,114 --> 00:19:21,409
Well, hey, Pam's butt
looks really big
366
00:19:21,576 --> 00:19:23,995
in that dress.
367
00:19:24,162 --> 00:19:26,122
No, it doesn't.
368
00:19:26,289 --> 00:19:30,168
Yeah.
No, it doesn't.
369
00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:32,462
But thank you.
370
00:19:32,629 --> 00:19:35,340
Um, do you mind
if we just sit down?
371
00:19:35,507 --> 00:19:38,093
Yeah, okay, I'll go
grab some punch.
372
00:19:42,889 --> 00:19:46,851
Hyde, you brought
Jackie to the prom?
373
00:19:47,018 --> 00:19:48,478
You're supposed
to be my friend,
374
00:19:48,645 --> 00:19:50,105
and you dogged me!
375
00:19:50,271 --> 00:19:53,692
Hey, she cried, man.
376
00:19:55,068 --> 00:19:58,029
Well, is she
having a good time?
377
00:20:00,865 --> 00:20:03,785
'Cause she looks
real pretty.
378
00:20:03,952 --> 00:20:05,704
All right,
look, you big baby.
379
00:20:05,870 --> 00:20:08,373
She wants to be with you,
and you wanna be with her.
380
00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:09,958
So why don't you stop
whining about it
381
00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:11,668
and just go be
with each other?
382
00:20:11,835 --> 00:20:14,546
'Cause the whole thing
sickens me.
383
00:20:15,672 --> 00:20:18,049
But what am I
gonna do with Pam?
384
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:21,177
[Sighs]
385
00:20:21,344 --> 00:20:23,763
Don't worry about it.
I'll take care of Pam.
386
00:20:32,230 --> 00:20:34,274
Excuse me, Pam?
387
00:20:34,941 --> 00:20:38,319
Hi, have you ever
seen the back seat
388
00:20:38,486 --> 00:20:40,864
of a Lincoln continental?
389
00:20:41,030 --> 00:20:43,658
Lots of times.
390
00:20:43,825 --> 00:20:45,744
Would you like
to see another one?
391
00:20:45,910 --> 00:20:47,746
Sure.
392
00:20:47,912 --> 00:20:49,873
That's great,
that's great.
393
00:21:00,425 --> 00:21:01,634
Jackie?
394
00:21:01,801 --> 00:21:03,094
Michael?
395
00:21:03,261 --> 00:21:04,721
You look beautiful.
396
00:21:04,888 --> 00:21:07,515
You look really handsome.
397
00:21:07,682 --> 00:21:09,267
I miss you.
398
00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:11,728
I miss you too.
399
00:21:15,273 --> 00:21:22,739
♪ Lord knows,
I can't change ♪
400
00:21:22,906 --> 00:21:27,076
♪ no, lord,
I can't change ♪
401
00:21:27,243 --> 00:21:30,538
♪ won't you fly? ♪
402
00:21:30,705 --> 00:21:34,000
♪ Free bird ♪
403
00:21:35,084 --> 00:21:40,048
♪♪♪
404
00:22:07,158 --> 00:22:11,120
Eric, please may I have
your motel room key, please?
405
00:22:12,455 --> 00:22:14,833
Fez, I'm not going
to a motel with you.
406
00:22:14,999 --> 00:22:16,960
Yes, and you also said you
would not dance with me.
407
00:22:16,984 --> 00:22:21,984
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