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(dick Clark) Yeah,
that's a good sound.
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Now, coming up in
the second half hour
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of American bandstand,
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shields and yarnell,
Elton John and kiki Dee.
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And now
the spotlight dance.
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This is Mr. Lou rawls.
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♪♪♪
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Jackie...door...knock!
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Sorry, I didn't know
you'd be doing anything
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so embarrassing.
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Is Donna here?
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No.
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I need to talk
to someone.
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I could really use
a friend right now.
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Okay, then, well,
good luck with that.
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Eric!
Can I talk to you?
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Look, I've always
been able to trust you.
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And god, you're
such a nice guy.
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No, I'm not.
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Yes, you are.
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Okay.
Okay.
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Um, what happened?
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Did kelso forget
your birthday or something?
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I'm pregnant.
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Eric, you're, like,
a million miles away.
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What's going on?
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Okay, Donna, I have to
tell you something,
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but you have to promise
you're not going
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to tell anybody else.
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Der, I swear.
Now tell me.
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Not here.
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♪ Hangin' out ♪
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♪ down the street ♪
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♪ the same old thing ♪
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♪ we did last week ♪
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♪ not a thing to do ♪
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♪ but talk to you ♪
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♪ whoa, yeah ♪
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productions and fox broadcasting company
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hello, Wisconsin!
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Of course I support
the wolverines.
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I have to.
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I'm a cheerleader,
not a cheer liar.
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And then, in the dream,
two of the three stooges
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bring me grapes.
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While I played them a beautiful
song on my accordion...
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In the nude.
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Somehow the accordion
part bothers me more
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than the nude part.
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Michael, stop it.
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What did I do?
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Look, I just need all the food
I can get right now.
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Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
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Hi.
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Uh, I have to go
to the bathroom.
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Jackie?
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Oh my god, Donna,
you have never asked me
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to go to the bathroom
with you before.
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Yeah, it's a big day.
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Man, she has been
acting so weird lately.
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I'm telling you guys,
I think it's time
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I break up with her.
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Oh, that's real nice.
Why don't you grow up?
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So, is it true?
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Yes, Donna, it is true.
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I am carrying
Michael kelso's child.
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Jackie, you're a sophomore.
How can you be so stupid?
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I'm a sophomore.
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Well, why don't you,
like, use something?
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Look, I would have, but
my cousin Carla told me
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that I could not get pregnant
for 8 days after my period.
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Okay, 8 days after your
first day or your last day?
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I don't know, Carla
never called me back.
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Oh my god, Donna,
having this child
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is going to ruin
my whole life.
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Well, yeah.
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God, I'll have
to wear flats.
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I'll gain weight.
I'll be too fat to cheer.
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Not to mention the fact
you'll have a baby
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to take care of.
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Donna, what am I
going to do?
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I'm in such trouble.
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Jackie, it's all right.
We'll get through this.
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What does kelso
say about all this?
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No, no, no, no.
I cannot tell Michael.
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It's way
too embarrassing.
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Jackie, you had sex
with him.
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I know I did,
but we didn't talk.
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You have to tell kelso.
If you don't, I will.
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Thank you, Donna.
Thank you.
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Oh, thank you!
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Jackie, I don't
want to tell him.
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[Crash]
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I think he knows.
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What?
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Nothing.
Nothing.
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We're just--we're--
we're a little surprised
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that you're home,
that's all.
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It's no big deal,
you know.
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I just didn't feel like going
away for spring break.
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Honey, is there a warrant out
for you in Fort Lauderdale?
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Now, kitty, I'm sure
she's just home
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to spend time
with us and Eric.
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Why are you home?
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Daddy, it was just a very,
very tough quarter.
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Well, I'm sure you'll come
through with flying colors.
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Yeah.
Ha, ha, ha.
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You know, the whole concept
of grades is so subjective.
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It's really the experience
of college that's important.
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No, it's not.
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Mail's here.
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Nothing.
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Sorry I was late.
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We were at the hall and I
had to drive everyone home
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and then kelso said--
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blah, blah, blah.
You're late.
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Be responsible
for your own actions.
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That's real easy
for you to say, pal!
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That kid's on dope.
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Whoa, don't want to miss
sanford and son.
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Mom, can I talk to
you for a second?
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Sure.
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Okay, a friend of mine--
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and it's not me--
is pregnant.
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[Gasping]
Is it you?
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No, mom, not me.
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Oh, thank god.
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I just had the most
horrible flashback
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to when I was 16.
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You were saying, honey?
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The whole pregnancy
thing is just so scary
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and overwhelming.
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I mean, Jackie--
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I mean, my friend.
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It is you, isn't it?
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No.
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She had one night of fun
and now her whole life
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is out of control.
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Are you worried
about you and Eric?
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No...maybe.
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Yes.
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Honey, let me just
tell you what I think.
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Sometimes in the heat
of the moment,
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things happen.
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And the backseat
of a car is no place
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to be worrying
about birth control.
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Thanks, mom.
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Sanford thinks he's
having a heart attack.
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It looks like the big one.
Come watch.
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So, I've been
thinking about it.
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And I'm going to do
the right thing.
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I'm going to be responsible.
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I mean, I have to.
I'm going to be a father.
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Yeah, and on the plus side,
you walk into a liquor store
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carrying a baby, man,
they'll sell you beer.
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Yeah, yeah,
and I like kids.
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I still have some
of my legos.
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It's going to be great.
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And Jackie's muckatots
will get huge.
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Fez, for those of us
who only speak English,
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what exactly is a muckatot?
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Feet.
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They will get long
as well as wide.
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Very gratifying.
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You foreign freak.
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I mean,
this is scary, man.
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I might have
to get married.
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Not just married,
married to Jackie.
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That's freakin' terrifying.
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Okay, I'm never
having sex again.
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Yeah, good one.
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No, no, I'm serious, man.
It's just not worth it.
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Just wait, Eric, this could
so easily happen to you.
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I don't think so.
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I'd probably have
to have sex first.
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It's just not fair.
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You're telling me.
I want to have sex.
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Gee, Laurie, I sure have
noticed you hanging around
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the mailbox a lot.
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I don't know what
you're talking about.
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What could be so important
that you'd give up
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a week of whoring around
Fort Lauderdale?
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Oh, I know.
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It's your grades, right?
You're flunking out.
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Bingo, forman scores, right?
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Okay, Eric,
you know what?
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Dad likes me and
he doesn't like you.
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Can I help you?
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Sure, pictures
for forman.
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I'll be right back.
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[Coughing]
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Hey there, Eric,
you okay?
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I was just--
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how are you?
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Here you go.
Can I help you?
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Uh, yep, prescription
for pinciotti.
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Oh, trying on Cologne
for Donna, huh?
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Ha, ha.
That is so darn cute.
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Thank you, sir.
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Here you go.
That'll be 21 .50.
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It's a little pricey
for cough medicine.
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"Pinciottl...donna...
Ortho-novum."
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Ortho what?
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Ortho-novum.
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Birth control pills.
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Midge!
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Midge?
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(TV announcer) Meet Bob.
He's a typical American
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who works hard,
loves his family,
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and has never cheated
on his tax return.
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Life is good.
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But lately, he's noticed
some slight changes
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in his daughter Donna.
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Hi, honey.
How was school today?
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Great, dad.
I got an ""a"" on a test,
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and tonight i'm
having cocktails
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with the principal.
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Will you excuse us, dad?
We have to study.
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Bob realizes his daughter
is growing up.
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Now that Donna's
on the pill,
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she's what medical
professionals call
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""open for business.""
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Come on, Bob,
I want to show you something.
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You see, Bob, the pill means
Donna can have lots of sex
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with many different partners,
not just Eric.
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Hi, Mr. Pinciotti.
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Boy, is your
daughter something.
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So, do you get it, Bob?
She's open for business.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'm next.
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Eric, you're not eating.
Are you sick?
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Yeah, Eric.
You seem upset.
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Did something happen
at the pharmacy?
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What happened
at the pharmacy?
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Nothing.
Shut up.
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Eric, be nice
to your sister.
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Kitty, what happened
to the mail?
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I checked the mail, dad.
Nothing, no mail.
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You know, the mail
keeps disappearing.
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I think we have
a little mail thief.
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Speaking of, Laurie,
I could have sworn
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I saw a university of
Wisconsin envelope
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sticking out of your bra.
261
00:13:40,277 --> 00:13:42,654
What's that all about?
262
00:13:42,821 --> 00:13:45,824
What?
263
00:13:45,991 --> 00:13:50,120
Donna's on the pill.
264
00:13:55,208 --> 00:13:57,878
What did you do?
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00:13:58,045 --> 00:14:00,213
Nothing.
Nothing.
266
00:14:00,380 --> 00:14:03,884
Dinner's over.
You...Kitchen...Now!
267
00:14:04,051 --> 00:14:06,345
I know you're 17.
268
00:14:06,511 --> 00:14:10,682
And, um, we can't stop you from
doing what you want to do.
269
00:14:10,849 --> 00:14:11,975
Yes, we can.
270
00:14:12,142 --> 00:14:14,311
Red.
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00:14:14,478 --> 00:14:17,647
All I'm saying is
have respect for her.
272
00:14:17,814 --> 00:14:21,151
You respect her by keeping
your hands off her.
273
00:14:22,027 --> 00:14:25,322
You are a dirty,
dirty boy, Eric.
274
00:14:26,573 --> 00:14:30,118
Okay, now, um, let's talk
about birth control.
275
00:14:30,285 --> 00:14:31,453
Birth control?
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00:14:31,620 --> 00:14:34,456
Don't do it.
That's your birth control.
277
00:14:35,624 --> 00:14:38,877
I'm going to pray
for you, Eric.
278
00:14:39,836 --> 00:14:42,756
You're the devil.
279
00:14:43,548 --> 00:14:44,883
And, dad, did you
know that Laurie's
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00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:46,176
flunking out of college?
281
00:14:46,343 --> 00:14:47,677
Don't change
the subject.
282
00:14:47,844 --> 00:14:50,013
You've got strange thoughts
in your little head, mister,
283
00:14:50,180 --> 00:14:52,516
and that Donna's
a nice girl.
284
00:14:52,682 --> 00:14:56,019
Red, you are giving him
the wrong idea about sex.
285
00:14:56,186 --> 00:14:57,187
It's not dirty--
286
00:14:57,354 --> 00:15:00,524
but it's not clean either.
287
00:15:02,109 --> 00:15:04,486
Okay, cleanliness,
now that reminds me.
288
00:15:04,653 --> 00:15:08,198
Always make sure your nails
are trimmed and cleaned.
289
00:15:09,699 --> 00:15:14,329
Oh, foreplay
is very important.
290
00:15:21,002 --> 00:15:23,880
No, no, it's not.
291
00:15:26,299 --> 00:15:30,095
Yes, it is.
292
00:15:33,598 --> 00:15:35,559
Personally, I'm very proud
to have a daughter
293
00:15:35,725 --> 00:15:37,602
who acted so mature
and responsible.
294
00:15:37,769 --> 00:15:38,812
I'm her father.
295
00:15:38,979 --> 00:15:40,564
You should have
told me, midge.
296
00:15:40,730 --> 00:15:43,275
Can you imagine how I felt
standing there with Eric
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00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:47,112
when the pharmacist handed
me birth control pills?
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00:15:47,821 --> 00:15:51,116
Eric knows?
Thanks a lot, dad.
299
00:15:55,912 --> 00:15:57,664
You know,
she and Eric are dating.
300
00:15:57,831 --> 00:15:58,999
All the more reason.
301
00:15:59,166 --> 00:16:00,792
Oh, jeez!
302
00:16:00,959 --> 00:16:02,461
You'd rather
she got pregnant?
303
00:16:02,627 --> 00:16:04,546
That is not going
to happen to Donna.
304
00:16:04,713 --> 00:16:07,048
It happened to us.
305
00:16:07,215 --> 00:16:10,302
Oh, sure, throw that
in my face again.
306
00:16:12,637 --> 00:16:14,264
Hey, Laurie.
Is Eric around?
307
00:16:14,431 --> 00:16:15,640
No, he's at the hub.
308
00:16:15,807 --> 00:16:18,435
Hey, watch the door.
309
00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:21,730
What are you doing?
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00:16:21,897 --> 00:16:22,981
My grades.
311
00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:25,984
I've got to make some fs into
bs before red sees them.
312
00:16:27,611 --> 00:16:28,570
You're fine.
313
00:16:28,737 --> 00:16:29,946
Red and kitty are
watching bonanza.
314
00:16:30,113 --> 00:16:31,072
I got to go.
315
00:16:31,239 --> 00:16:33,241
Hey, smart move
going on the pill.
316
00:16:33,408 --> 00:16:35,327
That was the best
thing I ever did.
317
00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:37,829
Just wait 'til
you get to college.
318
00:16:38,997 --> 00:16:41,374
Bye.
319
00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:45,545
Donna, guess what?
320
00:16:45,712 --> 00:16:47,547
You're having twins?
321
00:16:47,714 --> 00:16:50,008
No, I'm not pregnant.
322
00:16:50,175 --> 00:16:51,301
Oh, my god.
323
00:16:51,468 --> 00:16:52,969
Oh my god, Jackie,
thank god.
324
00:16:53,136 --> 00:16:54,179
Oh my god.
325
00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:55,805
I can forget about
this whole ugly thing.
326
00:16:55,972 --> 00:16:58,099
Put it behind me and never,
ever think that ever--
327
00:16:58,266 --> 00:17:01,520
Jackie, I am not going to
let you forget about this.
328
00:17:01,686 --> 00:17:02,729
All right?
329
00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:04,356
You got really, really
lucky, and as your friend,
330
00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:08,235
I am not going to let you
be stupid about this.
331
00:17:10,612 --> 00:17:13,156
We're friends?
332
00:17:13,323 --> 00:17:15,659
Shut up.
333
00:17:17,118 --> 00:17:19,746
Jackie, I went
on the pill.
334
00:17:19,913 --> 00:17:21,915
Oh my god.
335
00:17:22,082 --> 00:17:25,252
You are going
to be so popular.
336
00:17:27,671 --> 00:17:31,424
Jackie, I didn't
do it to be popular.
337
00:17:31,591 --> 00:17:33,385
I did it because I am
not going to get stuck
338
00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:35,053
in this dinky
little town.
339
00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:36,513
Okay, well, you know,
they're building
340
00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:37,681
a K-Mart on Franklin.
341
00:17:37,847 --> 00:17:40,100
Jackie, when
this e-r-a passes,
342
00:17:40,267 --> 00:17:43,228
I'm going to be able
to do whatever I want.
343
00:17:43,979 --> 00:17:47,148
And so will you if you
don't screw it up now.
344
00:17:48,650 --> 00:17:50,360
Hmm.
345
00:17:50,527 --> 00:17:53,613
So, Donna, tell me more
about this pill.
346
00:17:53,780 --> 00:17:56,241
Does it do anything weird
to your hair?
347
00:17:57,200 --> 00:18:00,120
Mmm, only
above your lip.
348
00:18:01,913 --> 00:18:03,999
I still don't understand why
Donna has to take this pill.
349
00:18:04,165 --> 00:18:06,459
Is she sick?
350
00:18:07,627 --> 00:18:08,878
No, Fez,
she takes the pills
351
00:18:09,045 --> 00:18:10,630
so that she can have
all the sex she wants
352
00:18:10,797 --> 00:18:14,342
and not get pregnant.
353
00:18:14,509 --> 00:18:17,262
With such a useful
product available...
354
00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:20,974
What the hell were you
thinking, you idiot?
355
00:18:23,935 --> 00:18:25,562
Forman, you know
what you should do, man?
356
00:18:25,729 --> 00:18:27,689
You should probably
break up with Donna.
357
00:18:27,856 --> 00:18:29,774
Because the pressure of
that much worry-free sex,
358
00:18:29,941 --> 00:18:31,985
that could kill you.
359
00:18:32,152 --> 00:18:35,488
Yeah, that would be
plan "b", Hyde.
360
00:18:36,406 --> 00:18:37,699
I wish Jackie would have
thought about going
361
00:18:37,866 --> 00:18:40,285
on the pill.
362
00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:44,456
You know, if I had a chance,
I'd do it all different.
363
00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:45,957
No, you wouldn't.
364
00:18:46,124 --> 00:18:48,918
Yeah, you're right,
I wouldn't.
365
00:18:49,085 --> 00:18:51,796
I should have broken up with
her when I had the chance.
366
00:18:55,925 --> 00:18:58,428
Okay, so, uh, Eric,
can I talk to you, alone?
367
00:18:58,595 --> 00:19:00,555
Sure.
368
00:19:04,976 --> 00:19:06,603
Michael...
369
00:19:06,770 --> 00:19:08,855
I'm not pregnant.
370
00:19:09,022 --> 00:19:10,565
Yes!
371
00:19:10,732 --> 00:19:11,858
Yes!!
372
00:19:12,025 --> 00:19:14,110
Yes!!!
373
00:19:15,612 --> 00:19:17,155
So you feel
tons better, right?
374
00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:19,991
Oh, yeah!
375
00:19:20,158 --> 00:19:21,993
God, that's so great
'cause you know what?
376
00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:23,953
I'm breaking up with you.
377
00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:26,706
[Together]
What?
378
00:19:26,873 --> 00:19:28,416
Look, Michael, this
whole experience has
379
00:19:28,583 --> 00:19:30,168
opened my eyes.
380
00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:33,088
And nothing will stand
in the way of my dream
381
00:19:33,254 --> 00:19:36,675
of becoming
a Dallas cowboy cheerleader.
382
00:19:42,514 --> 00:19:47,519
Did she just
break up with me?
383
00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:50,522
Yep.
384
00:19:51,898 --> 00:19:56,194
I am so sad for you.
385
00:19:56,361 --> 00:19:59,447
May I please have
her phone number?
386
00:20:03,993 --> 00:20:05,203
Oh my god, Eric.
387
00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:07,038
So your parents know
I'm on the pill too?
388
00:20:07,205 --> 00:20:09,374
Yeah.
389
00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:10,959
I had a nice conversation
with red and kitty
390
00:20:11,126 --> 00:20:13,795
about foreplay.
391
00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:18,258
Sorry.
392
00:20:18,425 --> 00:20:21,636
Yeah, me too.
393
00:20:23,054 --> 00:20:24,806
Eric, I don't want you to
think this changes anything
394
00:20:24,973 --> 00:20:26,850
between us.
395
00:20:27,016 --> 00:20:29,936
I don't.
396
00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:37,569
But it could, right?
397
00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:39,237
I suppose.
398
00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:42,157
I mean, who knows?
It might even be you.
399
00:20:47,537 --> 00:20:49,080
Might?
400
00:20:49,247 --> 00:20:52,125
All I'm saying is we have
to wait for the right time.
401
00:20:52,292 --> 00:20:54,794
Okay.
402
00:20:54,961 --> 00:20:58,506
How about now?
403
00:20:58,673 --> 00:21:00,800
Mmm...no.
404
00:21:00,967 --> 00:21:02,302
Okay.
405
00:21:02,469 --> 00:21:03,553
How about now?
406
00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:05,638
No.
407
00:21:05,805 --> 00:21:07,140
Now?
Yes.
408
00:21:07,307 --> 00:21:08,433
Really?
No.
409
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:11,603
Okay.
410
00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:14,647
Now right?
411
00:21:17,650 --> 00:21:19,861
I'll be waiting.
412
00:21:20,028 --> 00:21:21,279
(Donna)
Shut up.
413
00:21:21,446 --> 00:21:23,239
I got a birthday
coming up, so--
414
00:21:23,406 --> 00:21:25,200
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415
00:21:25,366 --> 00:21:26,951
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416
00:21:27,118 --> 00:21:30,413
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417
00:21:47,472 --> 00:21:51,184
It's for your
own good, son.
418
00:21:57,857 --> 00:21:59,818
Okay, who dealt?
419
00:22:04,489 --> 00:22:06,449
I bid, uh, 3 of hearts.
420
00:22:12,539 --> 00:22:14,499
I'll go with 3 spades.
421
00:22:21,756 --> 00:22:23,716
This is fun.
422
00:22:23,740 --> 00:22:28,740
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