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ow!
Get off me, moose!
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Oh, god, Eric, I didn't
see you sitting there.
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You really should
work on bulking up.
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Oh!
Aah!
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What are you watching?
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Hey, "gilligan" is on.
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What are you doing
in the floor?
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Yeah, why don't
you guys get a room?
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We have a room, Hyde.
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It's called my basement.
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Well,
I'm going home.
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Bye, guys.
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Oh, so, Donna,
don't forget:
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I'll see you tomorrow night
at the library, right?
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Yeah, right.
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I'll walk you home.
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She lives
right next door, man.
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Yeah.
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Donna.
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Um...
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About
tomorrow night.
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I was thinking that maybe you
and I could go out to dinner
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for Valentine's day.
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Oh, Hyde asked me
to study at the library.
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Well, I mean, you can
do that any time, right?
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Um...yeah.
Yeah, I'd love to go. Mm-hmm.
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That's great. Um...
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So, then it's, uh...
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It's a date.
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Our first.
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Yeah.
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If you don't count
all the times I mauled you.
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Yeah. Um...
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Which I don't.
So, all right.
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Hey, guys.
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So...
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What's going on?
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I'll, uh...Talk
to you guys later.
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So, Eric...
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What were you and Donna talking
all hot and heavy about?
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Your hair.
Really?
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No.
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We're going out
to dinner tomorrow night.
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For Valentine's day.
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Uh...no, no, no.
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Donna and I
are going to the library
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to study tomorrow night.
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On Valentine's day?
Who studies on Valentine's day?
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Well, I didn't know
it was Valentine's day
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when I made the date.
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To study.
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Well, I'm sure
she just forgot about you.
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We just talked about it
a minute ago!
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Women, you know.
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Anyway, uh...
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I'm going to give
Donna my class ring.
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[Gasps]
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No. Forget rings.
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You want to score
with Donna,
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use my super funk
8-track.
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Anyway, I figure
it's time to make it official.
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I mean, she's just been waiting
for any jerk
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to swoop down on her.
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And you're that jerk.
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Well, better me
than some other jerk.
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Why are you looking at me?
Hyde is the other jerk.
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♪ Hangin' out ♪
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♪ down the street ♪
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♪ the same old thing ♪
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♪ we did last week ♪
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♪ not a thing to do ♪
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♪ but talk to you ♪
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♪ oh, yeah ♪♪
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hello, Wisconsin!
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So...
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Eric and Donna are going out
Saturday night.
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That means
we have no wheels.
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Well, I can borrow
my dad's car.
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Whoa...
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It's a Lincoln; Leather.
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Oh!
You know what we should do?
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We should ditch Hyde and Fez
and make out in the back seat.
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You said that
out loud.
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Yeah, I don't care.
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Hey, yeah, I know.
We can go shopping for clogs.
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Pick me up at 7:00.
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Yeah, well,
have fun, man. I'm out.
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Oh, we won't be
shopping.
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We'll be doing it.
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Again.
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'Cause that's what we do.
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We do it!
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Then I'm in.
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Uhh...no.
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You're not invited, Fez.
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Oh. Then I'm out.
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Yeah.
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Well, later.
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Well, it looks like it's just
you and me, little buddy.
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Yeah, Fez, which
is really wrong, man,
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'cause I had plans
with Donna
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until forman snaked me.
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Huh!
Who would've thought
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she would rather go
to a nice restaurant
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than a smelly
old library?
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You will laugh
later.
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So...let me see.
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Go ahead.
Show your mother.
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Oh, my gosh,
that is snazzy.
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That is
a snazzy jacket.
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Damn good thing
I went with him.
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He wanted to buy
a leisure suit.
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Come on, dad,
leisure suits are cool.
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Everybody wears them.
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Leisure suits
are for dumb asses,
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believe me.
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Hey, there!
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Whoa, looking sharp
for your big date, huh?
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Oh, who knew
our two little tykes
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would grow up
to be dating?
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Oh, no. I have an idea.
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Let's have dinner tomorrow
night, just the parents.
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I'll fondue.
Ah-ha ha ha!
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Yes, and that'll
give us a chance
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to talk
about their future.
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Oh, right...
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We can plan
a big wedding.
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I know you're joking,
but, uh...
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Could you please stop?
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[Everyone talking]
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♪♪♪
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I don't believe
you, Michael.
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What?
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You can't just maul me
in front of my father.
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I bet he didn't
even notice.
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He yelled at you
to stop it.
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Oh.
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I thought
he was talking to you.
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Okay, Michael,
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we have a problem.
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Ever since we...
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We...
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Did it?
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Can you please use
a more beautiful term?
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Like what?
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Well, like...
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"Proved our love."
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Yeah, but "did it"
sounds so much cooler.
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Okay, just take me
to the mall.
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We're not really
going shopping, are we?
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Yes. I need clogs.
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Oh.
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Gosh darn!
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That is
a snazzy jacket!
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Yes, sir.
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Brown is your color.
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Thanks, dad.
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Uh, no, no, no,
mom, no, no.
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Let me tell you
something:
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Order the dinner.
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A la carte's
a sucker's bet.
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And remember:
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Pull the chair
out for her,
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the small fork
is for the salad,
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and this jacket's
got to last you
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all the way
through college,
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so don't spill
any crap on it.
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Here you go.
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Have fun.
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Oh...
Ahh...
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Shall we?
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Good god, yes!
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Oh! Smile!
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Oh, now if she gets
to do it, I get to do it!
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Wow! Talk about
pressure, huh?
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Yeah. I mean,
this is a huge deal.
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To our parents.
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[Music on radio] ♪
move it in, move it out ♪
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♪ shove it in,
pull it out ♪
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♪ disco lady ♪
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♪ you've got me
so set ♪
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♪ here in this
discotheque ♪
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♪ yeah, you're moving me ♪
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So what do you
want to do?
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I don't know, man.
What do you want to do?
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Oh, let's go to the hub.
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I got my eye
on this plump girl.
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Sounds good, man,
but I'll pass.
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Poor Hyde.
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What?
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You love Donna, and she's
with your good friend Eric.
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And?
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And that's the oldest story
in the world.
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And a sad one,
at that.
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You know what, man?
I had a chance,
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and I didn't take it.
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And once forman gives
her that ring, man,
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they're going out...
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And it would be
really scummy
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to hit on her then.
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Not that I
wouldn't do it.
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It just would be
really scummy.
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If you don't tell Donna
how you feel,
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then you will regret it.
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I'm going to
the vineyard.
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Good for you!
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Oh, don't tell Eric
what I said,
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because I really like
his basement.
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Well, this is...
Quite a menu.
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Yeah.
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You got
enough money?
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Oh, yeah. For me.
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Oh, I'm sorry, were you
going to eat something too?
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Actually, uh...
I'm in the mood for chicken.
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Oh, what a coincidence.
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I, too, am ordering
the cheapest thing on the menu.
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You look
really nice tonight.
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Oh, so do you.
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Look, Donna--
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hello!
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Can I start you folks off
with drinks?
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Well, su--ahem!
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[Deep voice]
I'll have a beer.
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All right.
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Um...I'd like
an iced tea.
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He didn't
even proof me!
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It must be
the jacket.
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What sideburns?
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These sideburns, right?
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These...
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I don't know why
they call it fondue.
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They should call it
"fundue"
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'cause it is "fun."
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I love fondue.
It's gourmet!
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So, what do we
do here, kitty?
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Okay, now, um,
what you do is
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you put a piece of steak
on your fondue fork...
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Now, how hot
exactly is this?
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No, no, Bob!
That is a fon-don't!
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Don't...put your hand
in the hot oil.
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Who knew you couldn't put
your hand in the hot oil?
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Here, chicken,
chicken, chicken!
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Donna. Shh. Please.
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[Whispering]
Oh, I'm sorry.
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Are you okay?
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I am great.
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I think you're drunk.
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Oh.
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I think I am, too.
269
00:11:30,272 --> 00:11:31,899
How could I
be drunk?
270
00:11:32,065 --> 00:11:33,859
Well, there's about
5 shots of alcohol
271
00:11:34,026 --> 00:11:36,195
in the long island lced tea.
272
00:11:36,361 --> 00:11:37,696
Long island
iced tea?
273
00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:38,864
Yeah. Well,
you guys ordered drinks.
274
00:11:39,031 --> 00:11:40,073
And I'm ready
for another one!
275
00:11:40,240 --> 00:11:41,658
No! She's good!
Thank you. Thanks.
276
00:11:41,825 --> 00:11:44,828
Thank you,
thank you, thanks.
277
00:11:44,995 --> 00:11:46,705
I love your
little butt, Eric.
278
00:11:46,872 --> 00:11:48,540
Oh!
279
00:11:48,707 --> 00:11:51,335
It's so little.
280
00:11:52,044 --> 00:11:53,337
Yeah, yeah.
281
00:11:53,503 --> 00:11:55,214
And you're so good,
Eric. You're...
282
00:11:55,380 --> 00:11:56,590
So darn good.
283
00:11:56,757 --> 00:11:57,966
I think it's coffee time.
284
00:11:58,133 --> 00:12:01,136
You're so good,
it makes me hot.
285
00:12:01,303 --> 00:12:03,305
Or time for
another iced tea, man.
286
00:12:03,472 --> 00:12:04,598
Sing to me, Eric.
287
00:12:04,765 --> 00:12:06,099
Y-You know, I don't
sing--sing me a song.
288
00:12:06,266 --> 00:12:08,143
Do it, or I'll scream!
289
00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:10,020
♪ Move it in,
move it out ♪
290
00:12:10,187 --> 00:12:12,231
♪ shove it in,
shove it out ♪
291
00:12:12,397 --> 00:12:14,483
♪ disco lady ♪
292
00:12:14,650 --> 00:12:16,068
♪ move it in,
move it out ♪
293
00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:18,487
♪ shove it in,
all about ♪
294
00:12:20,906 --> 00:12:22,241
Whoa.
295
00:12:22,407 --> 00:12:24,159
Well, Jackie,
296
00:12:24,326 --> 00:12:26,662
it's now 9:00, which means
that every shoe store
297
00:12:26,828 --> 00:12:28,205
in the greater
oshkosh area
298
00:12:28,372 --> 00:12:32,584
is closed
for the night.
299
00:12:32,751 --> 00:12:34,795
So...
300
00:12:34,962 --> 00:12:37,422
What do you
want to do now?
301
00:12:38,131 --> 00:12:40,509
Hey! Let's go look
at the new corvettes!
302
00:12:40,676 --> 00:12:43,470
Oh, yeah! Uh...
303
00:12:43,637 --> 00:12:46,682
I mean...
304
00:12:46,848 --> 00:12:48,809
No.
305
00:12:48,976 --> 00:12:52,437
That just
sounds boring.
306
00:12:53,772 --> 00:12:55,148
Well...
307
00:12:55,315 --> 00:12:57,609
What do you want to do?
308
00:12:57,776 --> 00:13:00,862
I don't know.
309
00:13:01,029 --> 00:13:03,615
Oh, wait. You know
what we could do?
310
00:13:03,782 --> 00:13:05,450
We could, uh...
311
00:13:05,617 --> 00:13:09,037
"Prove our love"
to each other again.
312
00:13:09,204 --> 00:13:10,539
No, Michael,
313
00:13:10,706 --> 00:13:12,958
we are not going to...
314
00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:15,794
"Prove our love" every single
time we have a chance.
315
00:13:15,961 --> 00:13:17,754
Why not?
316
00:13:17,921 --> 00:13:19,798
Because it doesn't
work like that.
317
00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:21,550
And just because
we did it once
318
00:13:21,717 --> 00:13:23,927
does not mean we're ever
going to do it again.
319
00:13:24,094 --> 00:13:27,222
Okay, well, now you're
just talking crazy.
320
00:13:27,389 --> 00:13:29,850
No, Michael.
No, I'm not.
321
00:13:30,017 --> 00:13:32,311
And if you think that's how
it's going to work, Michael,
322
00:13:32,477 --> 00:13:33,812
well, then
you're wrong.
323
00:13:33,979 --> 00:13:36,356
Well, damn, Jackie!
324
00:13:36,523 --> 00:13:38,984
So, I spend all night
looking for your--your--
325
00:13:39,151 --> 00:13:40,861
your stupid shoes,
and we're not even going to--
326
00:13:41,028 --> 00:13:42,988
no.
327
00:13:44,489 --> 00:13:46,450
Fine!
328
00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:51,121
Are you sure
you're okay with that?
329
00:13:52,456 --> 00:13:54,416
[Weakly]
Yeah.
330
00:13:57,711 --> 00:14:00,088
Okay, let's do it.
331
00:14:05,761 --> 00:14:07,262
Crap!
Ouch!
332
00:14:07,429 --> 00:14:09,014
Yaah!
Aah!
333
00:14:09,181 --> 00:14:10,599
Jeez!
Shoot!
334
00:14:10,766 --> 00:14:12,726
My eye!
335
00:14:19,191 --> 00:14:20,442
God...
336
00:14:20,609 --> 00:14:21,860
[Thump]
It's so...
337
00:14:22,027 --> 00:14:23,028
[Thump]
Crowded...
338
00:14:23,195 --> 00:14:24,363
[Thump]
In here!
339
00:14:24,529 --> 00:14:25,864
[Thump]
Eric!
340
00:14:26,031 --> 00:14:28,784
Meet me
under the table.
341
00:14:30,035 --> 00:14:31,453
Donna, no.
342
00:14:31,620 --> 00:14:33,997
No--well--no!
Look, Donna...
343
00:14:34,748 --> 00:14:36,458
Come on. Uh,
waiter. Waiter?
344
00:14:36,625 --> 00:14:38,210
Uh...okay.
345
00:14:38,377 --> 00:14:39,878
I'm going to go
get you some coffee,
346
00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:43,173
so...no going under
the table and no singing.
347
00:14:43,340 --> 00:14:45,675
I'll be right back.
348
00:14:50,055 --> 00:14:53,433
People, the chicken here
is excellent.
349
00:14:55,018 --> 00:14:56,311
Hey...
350
00:14:56,478 --> 00:14:58,772
Hyde's here!
351
00:14:58,939 --> 00:15:00,565
Hi, Hyde.
352
00:15:00,732 --> 00:15:03,902
Hey, Donna. Uh...
353
00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:05,695
Where's forman?
354
00:15:05,862 --> 00:15:09,533
Coffee.
355
00:15:09,699 --> 00:15:14,663
Okay, look, I'm just going
to say this, all right?
356
00:15:15,831 --> 00:15:18,625
Donna, I have
feelings for you...
357
00:15:18,792 --> 00:15:22,921
And I think that you
have feelings for me.
358
00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:24,506
And forman's going
to give you his ring,
359
00:15:24,673 --> 00:15:27,592
and I hope that before
you take it, you think about--
360
00:15:27,759 --> 00:15:31,346
beep!
361
00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:39,438
Hey, Eric.
362
00:15:39,604 --> 00:15:41,398
Hyde's here.
363
00:15:41,565 --> 00:15:45,110
♪ Hyde-ee Hyde-ee
Hyde-ee Hyde-ee ♪
364
00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:47,737
Hey, we're
on a date here.
365
00:15:47,904 --> 00:15:49,531
Yeah, man, well,
you shouldn't be,
366
00:15:49,698 --> 00:15:51,658
because we're supposed
to be at the library!
367
00:15:51,825 --> 00:15:54,035
Hyde, if she wanted
to be at the library,
368
00:15:54,202 --> 00:15:55,620
she'd be
at the library.
369
00:15:55,787 --> 00:15:56,580
Oh, my god.
370
00:15:56,746 --> 00:15:58,290
What do you mean
by "oh, my god"?
371
00:15:58,457 --> 00:15:59,458
Oh, my god!
372
00:15:59,624 --> 00:16:02,127
Oh, my god!
Oh, my god!
373
00:16:02,961 --> 00:16:06,965
Look, when my date's
done puking...
374
00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:09,426
You'd better
not be here.
375
00:16:15,807 --> 00:16:17,058
Excuse me. Hi.
376
00:16:17,225 --> 00:16:20,520
Can I get this in
a doggie bag, please?
377
00:16:20,687 --> 00:16:21,730
Thanks.
378
00:16:21,897 --> 00:16:24,107
Oh, and I'm in a hurry.
379
00:16:28,069 --> 00:16:30,989
I feel so close
to you, Michael.
380
00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:34,534
Michael and Jackie,
Jackie and Michael.
381
00:16:34,701 --> 00:16:36,286
Doesn't that
sound good?
382
00:16:36,453 --> 00:16:38,497
Michael and Jackie.
383
00:16:38,663 --> 00:16:40,957
True love.
Always.
384
00:16:41,124 --> 00:16:43,835
Forever.
385
00:16:46,004 --> 00:16:47,297
Forever?
386
00:16:47,464 --> 00:16:48,673
Forever.
387
00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:50,342
Dances...
388
00:16:50,509 --> 00:16:52,010
Long walks...
389
00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:53,428
Candles...
390
00:16:53,595 --> 00:16:54,846
Flowers...
391
00:16:55,013 --> 00:16:57,349
Babies! House.
392
00:16:57,516 --> 00:16:59,976
Shackle. Chain.
393
00:17:00,143 --> 00:17:01,770
Despair. Prison.
394
00:17:01,937 --> 00:17:03,188
Death!
395
00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:05,774
Ohh...
396
00:17:08,193 --> 00:17:10,654
Nnn...
397
00:17:11,404 --> 00:17:14,241
Jonathan seagull
discovered...
398
00:17:14,407 --> 00:17:15,659
That boredom...
399
00:17:15,825 --> 00:17:16,993
Fear!
400
00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:18,411
And anger...
401
00:17:18,578 --> 00:17:21,414
Are the reasons
a gull's life is so short,
402
00:17:21,581 --> 00:17:23,542
and with this gone
from his thought,
403
00:17:23,708 --> 00:17:26,044
he lived a looong...
404
00:17:26,211 --> 00:17:29,631
Fine life indeed!
405
00:17:29,798 --> 00:17:32,717
Bravo!
406
00:17:32,884 --> 00:17:34,302
Mmmwah!
407
00:17:34,469 --> 00:17:36,513
Isn't she a hot tomato?
408
00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:37,764
Oh, jeez...
409
00:17:37,931 --> 00:17:40,100
To the lovemaking.
410
00:17:41,184 --> 00:17:42,936
Ooh! Hee hee...
411
00:17:43,103 --> 00:17:46,106
We had
a wonderful time.
412
00:17:46,273 --> 00:17:47,607
My god!
413
00:17:47,774 --> 00:17:50,360
Shh! Shh! Shh!
414
00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:53,238
Okay, they're gone.
415
00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:56,032
They used to be normal.
416
00:17:56,199 --> 00:17:58,034
What the hell
happened to them?
417
00:17:58,201 --> 00:17:59,452
Well, I don't know.
418
00:17:59,619 --> 00:18:03,415
How can she not eat meat?
That can't be healthy.
419
00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:06,084
Remember when we used to
go on vacation together?
420
00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:09,045
Bob and I used to go
fishing, drink beers...
421
00:18:09,212 --> 00:18:11,298
I mean, we used to
have fun with them.
422
00:18:11,464 --> 00:18:13,967
Now they're into
every fad there is.
423
00:18:14,134 --> 00:18:15,510
Things change,
kitty.
424
00:18:15,677 --> 00:18:18,305
Well, we don't.
425
00:18:19,222 --> 00:18:20,807
Well...
426
00:18:20,974 --> 00:18:23,393
We don't have to.
427
00:18:25,228 --> 00:18:28,231
We're classic.
428
00:18:30,525 --> 00:18:32,402
You know...
429
00:18:32,569 --> 00:18:38,575
Midge wasn't wearing
a bra tonight.
430
00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:40,452
Yeah.
431
00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:45,790
Bob wasn't wearing
underwear.
432
00:18:49,836 --> 00:18:52,714
Thanks for, uh,
holding my hair when I was--
433
00:18:52,881 --> 00:18:54,215
oh.
434
00:18:54,382 --> 00:18:55,508
Just...
435
00:18:55,675 --> 00:18:58,928
Thanks for
missing my shoes.
436
00:18:59,596 --> 00:19:02,098
Well, I, uh... I guess
I blew our big night.
437
00:19:02,265 --> 00:19:03,892
No, no.
438
00:19:04,059 --> 00:19:05,101
Look, it's cool.
439
00:19:05,268 --> 00:19:06,853
I mean, I thought
I was going to blow it,
440
00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:08,146
and then--i mean,
you totally blew it,
441
00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:10,065
so, I mean,
it's all right.
442
00:19:10,231 --> 00:19:11,524
You know, by telling
me I blew it,
443
00:19:11,691 --> 00:19:14,486
you basically
just blew it, so...
444
00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:16,821
And I was doing
so good here, with the...
445
00:19:16,988 --> 00:19:20,784
Jacket and the coffee,
holding your hair back.
446
00:19:22,035 --> 00:19:23,662
I was so in.
447
00:19:23,828 --> 00:19:26,247
You're still in.
448
00:19:26,414 --> 00:19:27,999
Look, Donna, I want
to be your boyfriend,
449
00:19:28,166 --> 00:19:29,292
and you're all
I ever think about.
450
00:19:29,459 --> 00:19:32,212
Will you wear
my class ring?
451
00:19:32,379 --> 00:19:33,463
Yes.
452
00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:37,842
Yes?
453
00:19:40,887 --> 00:19:42,055
You know...
454
00:19:42,222 --> 00:19:43,640
Why don't we kiss
on that later?
455
00:19:43,807 --> 00:19:45,183
Oh, right.
Vomiting.
456
00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:47,686
Yeah.
Yeah.
457
00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:50,480
No, wait,
you know what?
458
00:19:50,647 --> 00:19:52,023
I don't care.
459
00:19:52,190 --> 00:19:54,651
You're my girlfriend.
460
00:20:00,115 --> 00:20:02,200
So, forman, man...
461
00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:04,911
I'm sorry about tonight
with Donna.
462
00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:10,500
And for taking your dinner.
463
00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:13,002
So, are we cool, man?
464
00:20:14,879 --> 00:20:16,089
Yeah, man.
465
00:20:16,256 --> 00:20:17,966
We've got to be.
466
00:20:18,133 --> 00:20:19,467
Look, we've been friends
since kindergarten.
467
00:20:19,634 --> 00:20:22,887
No girl's going to
come between us.
468
00:20:23,054 --> 00:20:24,848
That's great, man.
469
00:20:25,014 --> 00:20:27,559
So, um...
470
00:20:27,726 --> 00:20:29,728
If Donna ever breaks up
with you
471
00:20:29,894 --> 00:20:32,355
and starts dating me,
are we still friends?
472
00:20:34,566 --> 00:20:37,861
No.
473
00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:41,448
Tonight...
[Sniffles]
474
00:20:41,614 --> 00:20:44,993
I learned there's a price
to be paid for doing it.
475
00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:47,412
She said, "forever," man,
476
00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:50,623
and I think she meant it.
477
00:20:50,790 --> 00:20:53,042
The inside of my mouth
feels like cotton,
478
00:20:53,209 --> 00:20:56,880
as if cotton
was in my mouth.
479
00:20:57,589 --> 00:21:00,508
Also, man, women
are like muffins, okay?
480
00:21:00,675 --> 00:21:01,968
And once you've had
a muffin, man,
481
00:21:02,135 --> 00:21:05,346
you'll put up with anything
to have another muffin.
482
00:21:05,513 --> 00:21:07,390
And they know that.
483
00:21:07,557 --> 00:21:10,643
Now she really owns you, man.
484
00:21:10,810 --> 00:21:12,771
Hyde.
485
00:21:12,937 --> 00:21:15,607
You sure know
a lot about women,
486
00:21:15,774 --> 00:21:17,108
but, I mean...
487
00:21:17,275 --> 00:21:20,779
You never really had
a steady girlfriend, so...
488
00:21:20,945 --> 00:21:23,615
What's that
all about?
489
00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:25,241
I'll tell you what
that's all about, forman.
490
00:21:25,408 --> 00:21:27,285
My mind is pure, man!
491
00:21:27,452 --> 00:21:29,788
I don't fall victim
to the female race!
492
00:21:29,954 --> 00:21:31,206
I'm here,
493
00:21:31,372 --> 00:21:32,957
sans girlfriend,
494
00:21:33,124 --> 00:21:35,084
to help you guys out.
495
00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:40,965
Then I have
a question, Hyde.
496
00:21:41,132 --> 00:21:45,136
How much masturbation
is too much?
497
00:21:46,221 --> 00:21:49,182
No such thing
as too much, Fez.
498
00:21:49,766 --> 00:21:55,104
Captioning made possible by
carsey-Werner and fox broadcasting
499
00:21:59,442 --> 00:22:02,153
how did it go?
500
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:05,323
It was great.
501
00:22:05,490 --> 00:22:08,910
Gotcha.
Mom...
502
00:22:09,077 --> 00:22:11,329
Anybody mention how nice
that sport coat was?
503
00:22:11,496 --> 00:22:12,497
Donna.
504
00:22:12,664 --> 00:22:13,623
Hey, there you go.
505
00:22:13,790 --> 00:22:15,375
So you had fun, huh?
506
00:22:15,542 --> 00:22:17,961
Yeah, dad. Thanks.
507
00:22:22,549 --> 00:22:23,883
Yeah, dad. Thanks.
508
00:22:23,907 --> 00:22:28,907
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