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you and Jackie
did not do it.
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No, we so did it.
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You're always saying
that you did it.
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Kelso,
she wears the pants,
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and they have never
come off.
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Look at my face.
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This is a face
that did it.
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Holy smokes.
I think he did it.
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[Together]
Kelso did it!
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Yeah.
Congratulations, man.
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Plus, you did it
in record time.
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Yeah, you think?
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No, you moron.
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You've been kissing her
ass for over a year.
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Yeah, but that's
over, man.
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It's hard to explain
to you kids
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that have never
had sex before,
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but when you're
with a woman,
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something chemical
happens to her.
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Now Jackie's
totally different.
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She's like
my love slave.
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Oh yeah.
I'm that good.
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Hey, guys.
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Hi, sweetie.
How are you?
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Well, actually,
I'm a little bit chilly,
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but I left my coat
up in the car.
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I'll go get it for you.
Miss me.
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Handy little thing,
isn't she?
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Okay, that was so cool.
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Cool?
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And by cool, I mean
wrong and stupid.
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Shut up, shut up.
Wrestling's back on.
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Oh, I love wrestling.
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Come on. You're not even
fighting back.
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Why would he fight back?
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(Male TV announcer)
Don't forget, fans,
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this Saturday night,
pro wrestling
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is coming to
the national guard armory
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in kenosha, Wisconsin.
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Watch rocky Johnson take on
20 snarling midgets.
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Now back to the action.
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Rocky Johnson's
coming to kenosha?
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Oh, man.
We got to go.
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I'm in.
I love midgets, man.
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(Red) Eric, I need
to see you up here.
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Okay,
I'll be right up.
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You're not going up?
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I'll go up
when I'm ready.
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[Together]
Ohh.
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So I just
said to myself,
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I don't care if all I have
is dirty laundry and
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no money, I'm going home
to see my parents,
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because I love them
very much.
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Aw.
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Oh my.
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Oh, well,
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will you look at these?
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Yeah, mom.
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All the girls
are wearing them.
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Eric,
where have you been?
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Yeah, Eric, I called you
5 minutes ago.
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I was watching wrestling.
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Did you take those books
back to the library
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like I asked you?
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Uh, yeah.
I took them back.
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Well, then, why did
I see them
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in the back seat of your car?
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Well,
I took them back...
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To the car.
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Which means that they're
practically at the library.
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You know, dad,
I feel sorry
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for all the good kids who
wanted to read those books.
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That's who I
feel sorry for.
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Okay, it's five books,
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a nickel a book,
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uh, big deal.
I'm out a quarter.
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It's not about
the money, son.
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It's about the rules,
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and without rules,
we might as well
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all be up in a tree
flinging our crap
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at each other.
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Uh, okay.
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Library closes
in half an hour,
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so get your ass
over there.
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Dad, you know,
all my friends--
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hey, hey, hey, pal.
I'm not the bad guy here.
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Now you screwed yourself
when you didn't return
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those books, now go.
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Okay.
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No.
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Did you say "no"?
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Are you telling me no?
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Is that what I'm hearing?
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Yeah.
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[Theme music plays from "the
good, the bad, and the ugly"]
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Oh, dear.
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♪ Hangin' out ♪
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♪ down the street ♪
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♪ the same old thing ♪
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♪ we did last week ♪
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♪ not a thing to do ♪
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♪ but talk to you ♪
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♪ whoa, yeah ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Captioning made possible by
carsey-Werner and fox broadcasting
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you know
what's interesting?
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No.
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When you talk
to Laurie,
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you actually have
a conversation,
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but with Eric,
you just give orders.
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Kitty,
he said no to me.
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Well, he's getting
older, red.
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I think it's time you two
developed a friendship,
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'cause if you don't,
he'll move away
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and we'll never
see him again.
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Is that what
you want?
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Red.
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I can't be friends
with Eric.
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He's too...
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Twitchy.
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Well, red,
until I see you
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make some kind
of effort,
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I'm just going to keep
bringing it up.
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Threats aren't going
to work, kitty.
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In the middle of every
newspaper you're reading,
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every nap you're taking,
every football game
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you're watching,
I'll be there
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talking, talking,
talking, talking.
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Bob, I'm thinking of
starting therapy.
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Okay, I'm gonna be...
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Bye.
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Therapy?
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That's for crazies.
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You know, the unexamined self
is an unfulfilled self.
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How can you
be unfulfilled?
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I put a roof
over your head,
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I pay the bills,
I take care of you.
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Yeah, but what
do I do?
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You fill out that sweater
real nice.
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Ugh!
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What?
That's a compliment.
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Sit down, Laurie.
Have some ribs.
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Mom, you know I'm on my
water and yogurt diet.
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Okay.
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Well, isn't this nice?
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My whole family
together...
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Mostly.
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Having family fun, because
that's what dinner's for,
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right, red?
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Okay.
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[Clears throat]
So, Eric...
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What happened
in school today?
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Why?
What'd you hear?
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What's wrong with you?
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I can't ask
a simple question?
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Red, red, you need
some potatoes.
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Um,
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[clears throat]
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Good job on returning
those books.
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Well, yeah, I returned
the books.
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Even though it was
kind of stupid.
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What?
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He said it was
stupid, daddy.
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Okay, okay.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
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Eric, what are you going
to do this weekend?
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Oh, me and the gang
are going to catch
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that wrestling match
in kenosha.
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Oh, well, now,
isn't that something?
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Because a certain
Mr. Red forman
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used to wrestle
in high school.
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No, no, no.
What I did then was real.
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That stuff on TV,
that's, uh,
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that's all an act.
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Oh, I don't know.
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I bet if the two of you
went together,
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you'd really
enjoy yourselves.
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Right, guys?
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[Protesting]
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[Hits table]
Clank!
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So you're going.
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[Laughs]
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And I think everyone
has room to grow,
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but Bob is
perfectly satisfied
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and says just being his
wife should make me happy.
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Midge, let me stop you
right there.
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I know we've had
only one session,
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but from what
I'm hearing,
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everything you say
is completely right,
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and everything Bob says
is completely wrong.
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I think I'm going
to like therapy.
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I think therapy's
going to like you.
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Jackie, what are
you doing here?
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You hate wrestling.
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Michael likes it,
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and anything that Michael likes,
I like, because I like Michael.
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Yeah. That's my girl.
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Oh, barf.
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Watch your legs.
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Hey, taking the gang to
the wrestling matches, huh?
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Ah.
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I guess I'll just sit home
alone tonight
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since midge is going
to some therapy thing.
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I'll be alone.
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Get in the car, Bob.
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Eric, give me the keys.
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Why can't I drive?
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Because I want to get there
in one piece.
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Hey, can we get
a move on, huh?
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If I miss that
20-midget free-for-all,
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I'm going to be super pissed.
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Fine. You drive.
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Red.
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[Clears throat]
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You know,
on second thought, uh,
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you should drive.
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After all, tonight i'm
just one of the gang.
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This isn't going
to work, you know.
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We're going to kill
each other.
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Well, fine,
kill each other.
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Just do it together.
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♪♪♪
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Both hands
on the wheel, Eric.
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Ten and two.
Ten and two.
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Dad, if you
want to drive--
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no, no, no.
That's all right.
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I'm just one of the gang.
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Yield, damn it.
That sign says yield.
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♪♪♪
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Ah.
That's better.
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♪♪♪
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♪ baby, baby, baby, baby,
baby, baby, oh! ♪
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This is ridiculous.
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When we get home tonight,
you better tell your mother
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we had a damn good time.
253
00:11:24,391 --> 00:11:26,351
Well, so far, so good.
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00:11:26,518 --> 00:11:27,978
Yeah, yeah.
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00:11:28,145 --> 00:11:30,022
And now I got to go
and spend $2
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for a 10-cent beer.
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Gee, I'm so glad
our dads came.
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At least yours
is leaving you alone.
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Yeah.
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Poor Fez, huh?
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There I was,
sitting in the kitchen,
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sitting in the kitchen,
when boom!
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She tells me
she needs therapy.
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Yeah, midge and I had
a beautiful thing, fezzy,
265
00:11:54,379 --> 00:11:58,842
then it all went wrong.
266
00:11:59,009 --> 00:12:02,221
Yeah, Bob,
women are hell.
267
00:12:02,387 --> 00:12:03,889
Why don't you grab us
all a beer,
268
00:12:04,056 --> 00:12:06,975
and we'll talk it over?
269
00:12:07,142 --> 00:12:08,352
I could get you sodas,
270
00:12:08,518 --> 00:12:10,687
'cause I know
you're under age.
271
00:12:12,189 --> 00:12:17,486
Bob, this isn't about us,
it's about you.
272
00:12:17,653 --> 00:12:20,364
And you need friends.
273
00:12:20,530 --> 00:12:22,282
And beer.
274
00:12:22,449 --> 00:12:25,410
Hey, how stupid
do you think I am?
275
00:12:25,577 --> 00:12:28,330
Why don't we grab a beer,
and we'll talk it over?
276
00:12:29,873 --> 00:12:31,166
Ah.
277
00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:33,835
No.
278
00:12:34,002 --> 00:12:37,631
Well, then, Bob,
you're on your own.
279
00:12:37,798 --> 00:12:40,259
See how you
drive people away?
280
00:12:45,180 --> 00:12:46,348
I'm telling you,
281
00:12:46,515 --> 00:12:50,060
after my therapy session,
I felt so loose.
282
00:12:50,227 --> 00:12:52,437
Loose is good.
283
00:12:52,604 --> 00:12:56,066
If you ask me, we could all
do with a little tightening.
284
00:12:56,942 --> 00:12:59,695
And--and tonight,
my therapist is hosting
285
00:12:59,861 --> 00:13:01,571
an encounter group,
286
00:13:01,738 --> 00:13:04,908
but I'm too shy
to go alone.
287
00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:09,121
Oh well.
Too bad.
288
00:13:09,288 --> 00:13:11,665
Oh, kitty,
please come with me.
289
00:13:11,832 --> 00:13:15,043
I don't think so.
No, thank you, no.
290
00:13:15,210 --> 00:13:17,087
You know what this
is a lot like?
291
00:13:17,254 --> 00:13:19,715
Like when you asked me to help
you host the bake sale.
292
00:13:19,881 --> 00:13:24,970
Only it's different,
because I said yes.
293
00:13:25,137 --> 00:13:26,430
All right.
294
00:13:26,596 --> 00:13:28,181
Oh, great.
295
00:13:28,348 --> 00:13:30,809
It's a gathering of
souls-in-progress
296
00:13:30,976 --> 00:13:32,311
over drinks.
297
00:13:32,477 --> 00:13:35,314
Free drinks?
I'm in.
298
00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:36,690
Oh, that's nice.
299
00:13:36,857 --> 00:13:39,609
That's music to
a mother's ears.
300
00:13:42,612 --> 00:13:43,989
Okay, what's
going on here?
301
00:13:44,156 --> 00:13:45,866
Okay, you see the guy
getting in the ring?
302
00:13:46,033 --> 00:13:47,826
That's rocky Johnson.
303
00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:49,619
Man, he's the best.
304
00:13:49,786 --> 00:13:51,580
[Audience]
Ooh!
305
00:13:51,747 --> 00:13:54,374
The best?
306
00:13:54,541 --> 00:13:57,461
They're not even fighters.
I mean, these are all tricks.
307
00:13:57,627 --> 00:13:59,713
I could get up there
right now and--
308
00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:01,048
[thud]
309
00:14:01,214 --> 00:14:02,382
Hot damn.
310
00:14:02,549 --> 00:14:04,051
He dropped that guy
right on his head.
311
00:14:04,217 --> 00:14:06,511
Yeah!
312
00:14:06,678 --> 00:14:10,682
♪♪♪
313
00:14:10,849 --> 00:14:12,184
This is where
I got him.
314
00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:14,686
He ain't goin'
anywhere.
315
00:14:14,853 --> 00:14:16,855
Aah.
316
00:14:17,022 --> 00:14:18,190
Aah.
317
00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:21,818
Ohh.
Ohh.
318
00:14:22,611 --> 00:14:30,035
♪♪♪
319
00:14:30,202 --> 00:14:45,175
♪♪♪
320
00:14:45,884 --> 00:14:50,472
One, two, three.
The winner.
321
00:14:50,639 --> 00:14:51,973
Get off me.
322
00:14:52,140 --> 00:14:54,184
I'm the winner here.
323
00:14:57,104 --> 00:14:58,480
Man.
324
00:14:58,647 --> 00:15:00,399
It's hot in here, huh?
325
00:15:00,565 --> 00:15:03,318
[Gasps]
You poor thing.
326
00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:05,612
Is that better,
sweetie?
327
00:15:05,779 --> 00:15:08,198
Oh, yeah.
328
00:15:08,365 --> 00:15:10,283
Jackie, can I talk
to you for a second?
329
00:15:10,450 --> 00:15:13,370
Yeah, yeah, sure.
Michael, is it okay--ow!
330
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:18,500
Jackie, what the hell is going
on between you and kelso?
331
00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:22,462
Look, Michael kelso and I
have made beautiful love.
332
00:15:22,629 --> 00:15:24,923
Eww!
333
00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:26,675
I mean...
334
00:15:26,842 --> 00:15:30,011
No, eww.
335
00:15:30,178 --> 00:15:32,139
Why are you being
such a doormat?
336
00:15:32,305 --> 00:15:34,474
Look, I have to be nice.
337
00:15:34,641 --> 00:15:36,184
What if he gets bored now?
338
00:15:36,351 --> 00:15:37,519
Bored?
339
00:15:37,686 --> 00:15:41,022
Jackie, he's going to want
to do it again.
340
00:15:41,189 --> 00:15:44,609
So what you're saying is
I'm totally in charge.
341
00:15:44,776 --> 00:15:45,944
Well, I mean,
a partnership--
342
00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:47,446
no, no, no.
I own him.
343
00:15:47,612 --> 00:15:48,947
I'm the man.
344
00:15:49,114 --> 00:15:50,282
Well, Jackie--
345
00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:52,409
no, no.
Thank you, Donna.
346
00:15:56,788 --> 00:15:58,081
Good evening, sir.
347
00:15:58,248 --> 00:16:00,917
I would like a refreshing
cola, please.
348
00:16:02,210 --> 00:16:05,088
[Fez in deep voice]
And get me a beer, son.
349
00:16:06,965 --> 00:16:08,592
Okay, dad. Sure.
350
00:16:08,758 --> 00:16:11,928
And a beer for my dad.
351
00:16:16,391 --> 00:16:19,311
You're not going to get me
that beer, are you?
352
00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:24,566
What seems to be
the problem, son?
353
00:16:32,491 --> 00:16:34,159
Hey, what are you doing?
Don't just sit there.
354
00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:36,119
Get up,
you big bad moose.
355
00:16:36,286 --> 00:16:37,871
Look, he's laughing
at you.
356
00:16:38,038 --> 00:16:42,083
I give and I give
and I give.
357
00:16:42,250 --> 00:16:43,793
Oh, boo-hoo.
358
00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:46,546
Get back in the ring.
359
00:16:54,763 --> 00:16:57,974
Hey, this is fun.
360
00:16:58,892 --> 00:17:00,060
Hey, rocky Johnson.
361
00:17:00,227 --> 00:17:01,853
Hey, Mr. Johnson, sir,
may I have your autograph?
362
00:17:02,020 --> 00:17:03,980
Aarrrgh!
363
00:17:05,899 --> 00:17:07,776
Eric, go in there
and get your autograph.
364
00:17:07,943 --> 00:17:09,694
No way, dad.
The sign says wrestlers only.
365
00:17:09,861 --> 00:17:11,112
So?
366
00:17:11,279 --> 00:17:13,949
So, that's a rule.
367
00:17:14,115 --> 00:17:15,992
As I remember, a great man
once said to me,
368
00:17:16,159 --> 00:17:17,536
if we were to break
the rules,
369
00:17:17,702 --> 00:17:18,870
the world would
just be filled
370
00:17:19,037 --> 00:17:21,706
with tree-climbing
crap-flingers.
371
00:17:21,873 --> 00:17:23,542
Yeah.
372
00:17:23,708 --> 00:17:24,876
Now follow me.
373
00:17:25,043 --> 00:17:27,170
You want your
autograph or not?
374
00:17:33,969 --> 00:17:35,220
There he is.
375
00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:36,888
Mr. Johnson, you gave
that team of midgets
376
00:17:37,055 --> 00:17:38,890
an ass-whooping, sir.
377
00:17:39,057 --> 00:17:40,350
You pile drive
a little guy,
378
00:17:40,517 --> 00:17:42,143
and the whole crowd
turns on you,
379
00:17:42,310 --> 00:17:43,478
and then when
you're standing there
380
00:17:43,645 --> 00:17:44,896
wondering what
they're booing about,
381
00:17:45,063 --> 00:17:46,731
you get bit
on the kneecaps.
382
00:17:46,898 --> 00:17:50,026
Look at my knees.
Midget bites.
383
00:17:50,193 --> 00:17:53,363
I wonder if you'd mind, uh,
giving my son an autograph.
384
00:17:53,530 --> 00:17:54,906
No.
385
00:17:55,073 --> 00:17:57,909
No autographs.
386
00:17:58,076 --> 00:18:01,162
Look, pal, I might be
the only guy in here
387
00:18:01,329 --> 00:18:04,249
who's actually
killed a man.
388
00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:06,501
Give the kid
an autograph,
389
00:18:06,668 --> 00:18:09,713
and then no more autographs.
390
00:18:09,879 --> 00:18:11,172
That's really nice,
391
00:18:11,339 --> 00:18:12,882
bringing your kid
to a wrestling match.
392
00:18:13,049 --> 00:18:14,217
You know,
I got a son,
393
00:18:14,384 --> 00:18:16,011
and one day
he's going to become
394
00:18:16,177 --> 00:18:21,933
the most electrifying man
in sports entertainment.
395
00:18:22,100 --> 00:18:24,144
Yeah, well,
good luck with that.
396
00:18:24,311 --> 00:18:27,355
Uh, can you make
that out to red forman?
397
00:18:27,522 --> 00:18:28,815
No, no, I don't think so.
398
00:18:28,982 --> 00:18:30,150
Um, it's Eric forman.
399
00:18:30,317 --> 00:18:31,818
Capital e-r-i-c--
400
00:18:31,985 --> 00:18:33,778
yeah, but see,
his nickname is red.
401
00:18:33,945 --> 00:18:35,655
No, it's not.
It's Eric.
402
00:18:35,822 --> 00:18:38,992
Stop kidding around, red.
403
00:18:40,910 --> 00:18:43,538
You know, babe, a soda
would taste pretty good
404
00:18:43,705 --> 00:18:45,373
right about now.
405
00:18:45,540 --> 00:18:46,708
Yeah, yeah,
you're right.
406
00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:48,043
A soda does sound
pretty good.
407
00:18:48,209 --> 00:18:49,377
I'll have a diet.
408
00:18:49,544 --> 00:18:52,339
Yeah, I'll have
a root beer.
409
00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:57,844
Oh, don't you want
to go get it for me?
410
00:18:58,011 --> 00:18:59,471
Sweetie?
411
00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:04,017
Okay, let me clear it up
for you, hmm?
412
00:19:04,184 --> 00:19:10,023
Get...me...a soda.
Now!
413
00:19:12,859 --> 00:19:15,320
Did you see that?
I'm the man.
414
00:19:33,713 --> 00:19:36,925
It all started
about 6 months ago
415
00:19:37,092 --> 00:19:40,845
when midgy got a subscription
to cosmo.
416
00:19:42,013 --> 00:19:45,642
These group sessions
are about testing
417
00:19:45,809 --> 00:19:50,021
your boundaries,
losing your inhibitions,
418
00:19:50,188 --> 00:19:53,400
really sharing
with the group.
419
00:19:53,566 --> 00:19:55,694
Kitty, are you ready?
420
00:19:55,860 --> 00:19:58,697
Oh, um, well...
421
00:19:58,863 --> 00:20:00,198
Share a little, mom.
422
00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:02,534
Tell us how folding the dish
towels just right makes
423
00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:06,788
all our problems go away.
424
00:20:08,206 --> 00:20:11,292
You want me to share?
425
00:20:11,459 --> 00:20:13,420
Okay.
426
00:20:16,172 --> 00:20:17,716
Laurie, you're mean
to your brother,
427
00:20:17,882 --> 00:20:19,884
and you're screwing
around at college.
428
00:20:20,051 --> 00:20:21,511
We don't even see you
unless you've run out
429
00:20:21,678 --> 00:20:23,722
of clean clothes
or need cash.
430
00:20:23,888 --> 00:20:27,308
The fact is, you're
an ungrateful, spoiled brat.
431
00:20:33,857 --> 00:20:36,234
Well, thank you.
That was nice.
432
00:20:37,068 --> 00:20:39,237
I love you, honey.
433
00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:43,783
Well, I hope we're all as
excited about this journey
434
00:20:43,950 --> 00:20:45,869
as I am.
435
00:20:46,035 --> 00:20:48,079
Let's pair off.
436
00:20:50,081 --> 00:20:52,333
Okay, okay.
437
00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:54,085
I don't get it, kitty.
What's going on?
438
00:20:54,252 --> 00:20:56,087
I'll tell you what's going on.
He's a bad doctor.
439
00:20:56,254 --> 00:20:58,882
A very, very bad doctor.
440
00:21:00,091 --> 00:21:01,760
Hey, dad, thanks for
letting me drive home.
441
00:21:01,926 --> 00:21:04,888
Thanks for not
killing me.
442
00:21:06,931 --> 00:21:08,808
You know, I just had
a lot of fun tonight
443
00:21:08,975 --> 00:21:10,477
with you, dad.
444
00:21:10,643 --> 00:21:13,271
Yeah, me too.
445
00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:15,482
All right, let's go.
446
00:21:15,648 --> 00:21:17,066
Oh, you want some, huh?
447
00:21:17,233 --> 00:21:18,568
Yeah, I want
to have a piece.
448
00:21:18,735 --> 00:21:19,903
Huh?
Huh?
449
00:21:20,069 --> 00:21:21,237
Whoa.
450
00:21:21,404 --> 00:21:23,364
Ahh.
451
00:21:27,577 --> 00:21:28,912
Yes!
452
00:21:29,078 --> 00:21:32,207
Who's the king?
Who's the king?
453
00:21:32,373 --> 00:21:34,292
Ow.
Ah.
454
00:21:34,459 --> 00:21:36,503
My neck.
Oh.
455
00:21:36,669 --> 00:21:37,962
Gosh, dad,
I'm sorry.
456
00:21:38,129 --> 00:21:39,297
I'm so sorry.
457
00:21:39,464 --> 00:21:41,049
Look, I had no ide--
458
00:21:41,216 --> 00:21:45,720
ahh.
459
00:21:45,887 --> 00:21:49,682
Now who's the king, huh?
460
00:21:49,849 --> 00:21:51,810
You are.
461
00:21:54,020 --> 00:21:55,897
Mm-hmm.
462
00:21:56,064 --> 00:21:57,732
And it turned out this
therapist was just obsessed
463
00:21:57,899 --> 00:22:00,485
with sex.
464
00:22:00,652 --> 00:22:02,654
And this is a really
difficult time for me.
465
00:22:02,821 --> 00:22:04,364
The last thing I need
is a doctor
466
00:22:04,531 --> 00:22:06,825
who doesn't take me seriously.
467
00:22:06,991 --> 00:22:09,494
I need to find someone
I can talk to,
468
00:22:09,661 --> 00:22:11,538
someone who'll really listen.
469
00:22:11,704 --> 00:22:14,624
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carsey-Werner and fox broadcasting
470
00:22:14,791 --> 00:22:18,044
so...do you want to go
to a party?
471
00:22:21,673 --> 00:22:23,341
Okay.
472
00:22:23,365 --> 00:22:28,365
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