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forman, man, it's a tiny
little scratch,
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and red's never
gonna see it.
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No, red sees everything.
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He sees when I put
cheap gas in the car.
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I got it.
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We'll put my
"gas, grass, or ass"
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bumper sticker over it.
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Ah, listen, forman.
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Whatever happens,
we'll all take the rap.
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Yeah.
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Whoosh!
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How'd you scratch
the car, Eric?
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Have fun.
See ya, forman.
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Well?
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Well, uh...
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Sir, I was, uh...
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Pulling out of
this parking space--
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well, creeping
is more like it.
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I was creeping--
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you were
screwing around,
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and you backed
into a hydrant.
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I can see
the paint marks.
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No!
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And by no,
I mean exactly.
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But it wasn't
my fault, sir.
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Kelso was
giving me a--
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a what?
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Kelso was giving me a...
Purple nurple.
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It's, uh, when you grab
someone's nipple
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through their shirt
and twist it
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real hard...
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Until it becomes purple.
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Give me the keys.
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Dad, i--
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your driving privileges
are suspended
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until you learn
some responsibility.
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Dad, I am very
responsible.
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No.
No, you're not.
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Responsible people don't
go around getting
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their nipples twisted.
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See, when you
say it, though,
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it just sounds weird.
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♪ Hangin' out ♪
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♪ down the street ♪
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♪ the same old thing ♪
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♪ we did last week ♪
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♪ not a thing to do ♪
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♪ but talk to you ♪
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♪ whoa, yeah ♪
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hello, Wisconsin!
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Blow!
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Oh my god.
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"Hair dos and don'ts
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of olympic
gold medalists."
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Oh my god.
Is that Dorothy hamill?
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She's a virgin.
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Speaking of, um...
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You know those girls
at school
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who do it, like,
all the time?
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Yeah?
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All right.
Is it just me,
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or do they seem
more relaxed?
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Hi!
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What were
you guys doin'?
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They were talking
about sex.
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Come on, Fez,
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chicks don't talk
about sex, man.
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It's dirty.
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Yes, we do,
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especially when it
involves Michael kelso.
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My dreamboat.
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Oh, great.
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Now we have to talk about
Jackie and kelso's sex life.
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This is my worst nightmare.
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All right,
you know what?
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Before you guys got here,
Jackie and I were
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actually having
a pretty good time.
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I know.
I was surprised too.
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Hey, Donna, you wanna
go to my house?
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You know what?
Okay.
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So, what do you guys
wanna do?
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We could walk
to the hub.
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Too far.
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We could walk to--
too far.
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Man, this sucks.
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I just can't believe that
red took away my car
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because of one
stupid little scratch.
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I know, man.
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Who would think
red would overreact?
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I did.
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I have noticed
red is a real hard-ass.
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One toke over the line,
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sweet Jesus,
you are clobbered.
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You know what I'm saying?
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Hey, guys.
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Check it out.
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Did you get a car?
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Yeah. My cousin Sully
loaned me his wheels.
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So, where to?
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You just wanna hang?
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Yeah.
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Snookums?
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Yes, pooky?
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Do you want Turkey
or tuna sandwiches
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tonight for dinner?
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Tonight?
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Tonight's
meat loaf night.
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Right, but I have
my class
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at the community college
in kenosha tonight.
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I told you about it
last week.
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You most certainly
did not.
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Yes, I did.
Remember?
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You were watching
"baretta."
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Oh, midge, you can't
tell me anything
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while I'm watching
"baretta."
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It's complicated.
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Bob, I've been telling
you for months
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how I've needed
to expand my mind.
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Is this about jewelry?
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'Cause I'll buy you
jewelry.
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No, sweetie.
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It's about me becoming
a whole person.
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Midgie, don't take this
the wrong way,
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but that's just stupid.
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Well, I don't think
it's your decision.
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Well, I'm the man
of the house,
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and I say you're not goin'
to community college.
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You can't tell me
what to do,
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you big...
Ass.
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What are we looking at?
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That scratch.
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What scratch?
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The scratch that Eric
put in the car.
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I got most of it out
with rubbing compound.
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You should have
seen it before.
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It was a doozie.
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Well, that must have been
quite an accident.
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Was he killed?
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See?
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That's where his smart
mouth comes from?
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Driver safety is
serious business, kitty.
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Well, you're right, red.
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We should teach him
a lesson.
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So when he comes home,
I'll hold him down,
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and you burn him
with a cigarette.
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Just so you know,
Donna,
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when I finally decide
to do it with Michael,
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I have the whole thing
planned out.
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First, I'll be wearing
some very sexy renoir.
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Don't you mean
peignoir?
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Yeah, okay, whatever.
Stop ruining this, Donna.
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Okay.
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And then there'll be
candles everywhere.
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And also there'll be
a gigantic banner.
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Then Michael
will come in,
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and the wind
will be blowing.
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It'll be the most magical
night of our lives.
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So, if you have it
all planned out,
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why are you, uh...
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Why you still waiting?
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I want it to be really,
really special.
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Well, I mean,
how can it not
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with a gigantic
banner?
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Exactly.
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Bob doesn't want me
to take this class,
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but it sounds
so exciting.
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It's all about
female empowerment.
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It's called
"the woman warrior:
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Fighting female
stereotypes."
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That's the professor.
Isn't he cute?
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Uh-huh, darling.
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So?
You wanna come?
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Oh, well, um...
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I can't say
I'm not tempted.
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Yes, I can.
I'm not tempted.
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Don't you want to become
an empowered woman?
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Well, you know.
I just--
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I don't have time to be
an empowered woman.
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I'm too busy running
this household.
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You're so lucky, kitty.
You have it all.
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A great family
and a great career.
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How did you talk red
into letting you work?
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Okay, well, one day
we sat down,
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we did all our bills,
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and we realized we were
gonna lose the house.
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This back seat sucks.
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It's--
it's too small.
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Fez's leg is
touching mine.
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No, your leg
is touching mine.
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I shouldn't even be
in the back seat.
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I should be driving
my own car.
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Well, the reason you're
not driving your own car,
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forman, is because
you're irresponsible
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and you scratched it.
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Heh, that's
a good one.
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Aah!
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I'm trying to drive
the car here, man.
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[Turns on radio]
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No, put it back.
I like that song.
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Why don't you pipe down
there, back-seat Charlie?
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♪ Ain't nobody
gonna take my girl ♪
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All right!
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The back seat sucks.
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Welcome to my
sad little world.
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[Male announcer]
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Oh, great.
No pickles.
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Now we gotta go back.
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[All]
Shut up!
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Hey, why does Sully
have a statue
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of the virgin Mary
on his dashboard?
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Maybe he's, like,
religious or something?
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Wasn't Sully in prison
for arson?
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Yeah, people
that burn stuff
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believe in god,
too, Hyde.
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Why does the key chain
say "I love bingo"?
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Sully must
love bingo.
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All right.
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I'm starting to think that
maybe this isn't Sully's car.
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Then whose car
is it?
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[Siren blaring]
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♪ Oh yeah! ♪
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This is great.
I'm dead.
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You know, when we
were in my car
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and I was running the show,
I don't remember
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one single time
we all got arrested.
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That's true.
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Hey, Eric, will you
just relax?
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We're all
in trouble here.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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No, no, no, no.
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We're not all
in trouble here.
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Your parents
have 7 kids.
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They won't even
notice you're gone.
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Your parents don't even
live in this country.
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And your mom--
probably one cell over.
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So that just
leaves me.
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I'm the only one who's
really in trouble here.
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Look, forman, I'll be in as
much trouble as you are
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as soon as edna
sobers up.
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I will be deported.
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They're gonna send me
back to my homeland,
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the beautiful island of--
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okay, who's
the ringleader here?
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[All]
He is.
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You get one phone call.
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To anywhere?
266
00:11:45,621 --> 00:11:49,124
One local phone call.
267
00:11:50,667 --> 00:11:52,127
So, who should
we call?
268
00:11:52,294 --> 00:11:55,297
I'd call red, but I
feel safer in jail.
269
00:11:56,840 --> 00:12:01,428
I, uh, don't know
my phone number.
270
00:12:01,595 --> 00:12:04,181
I can't call edna, man.
It's poker night.
271
00:12:04,348 --> 00:12:05,599
No offense, but
isn't every night
272
00:12:05,766 --> 00:12:09,269
"poke 'er night"
for edna?
273
00:12:14,441 --> 00:12:15,609
No, no, no.
I got it.
274
00:12:15,776 --> 00:12:18,237
I'll call Jackie.
275
00:12:20,697 --> 00:12:22,157
Her dad's a lawyer,
276
00:12:22,324 --> 00:12:26,954
and she's got
a checkbook.
277
00:12:27,120 --> 00:12:28,288
Hello?
278
00:12:28,455 --> 00:12:31,583
Jackie?
Oh, thank god you're home.
279
00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:33,043
I was driving
a stolen car,
280
00:12:33,210 --> 00:12:34,962
and I got arrested.
281
00:12:35,128 --> 00:12:37,047
Oh, Michael, this is
just like the book
282
00:12:37,214 --> 00:12:39,132
"prisoner of love"
where cliff,
283
00:12:39,299 --> 00:12:41,468
the rugged yet sweet
motorcycle mechanic,
284
00:12:41,635 --> 00:12:43,845
was thrown into jail,
285
00:12:44,012 --> 00:12:45,889
and then his true love
Tasha was forced
286
00:12:46,056 --> 00:12:48,767
to be a slave for this
really rich mean guy.
287
00:12:48,934 --> 00:12:50,143
Jackie, I'm not
kidding around.
288
00:12:50,310 --> 00:12:53,730
I'm really in jail.
289
00:12:53,897 --> 00:12:56,275
Oh my god.
Are you okay?
290
00:12:56,441 --> 00:12:58,026
Yeah, I guess,
291
00:12:58,193 --> 00:13:00,279
but I'm a little cold.
292
00:13:00,445 --> 00:13:03,949
It's lonely
in the joint, Jackie.
293
00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:05,951
Oh my god.
You're really in jail.
294
00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:08,078
What if you
never get out?
295
00:13:08,245 --> 00:13:11,290
That would really...
Suck?
296
00:13:11,456 --> 00:13:13,292
Yes, it would, Michael,
and I promise,
297
00:13:13,458 --> 00:13:14,710
the minute you get
out of prison,
298
00:13:14,876 --> 00:13:17,045
I'm gonna prove
my love to you.
299
00:13:17,212 --> 00:13:20,841
Cool.
Thanks.
300
00:13:21,008 --> 00:13:22,175
Michael, do you
even know
301
00:13:22,342 --> 00:13:23,593
what I'm saying to you?
302
00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:26,221
Yeah.
303
00:13:26,388 --> 00:13:29,099
No.
304
00:13:29,266 --> 00:13:31,977
We're gonna make love,
you idiot.
305
00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:34,771
All right!
306
00:13:45,198 --> 00:13:46,908
You two have a nice
little talk?
307
00:13:47,075 --> 00:13:49,036
Oh yeah!
308
00:13:51,538 --> 00:13:52,748
You know
what's funny?
309
00:13:52,914 --> 00:13:54,082
What?
310
00:13:54,249 --> 00:13:55,459
Nothing!
311
00:13:55,625 --> 00:13:59,296
Because you forgot to ask
her for help, you moron!
312
00:14:00,464 --> 00:14:03,216
Oh my god.
You're right.
313
00:14:03,383 --> 00:14:05,635
Give me
another dime.
314
00:14:05,802 --> 00:14:08,263
We only had
one dime.
315
00:14:08,430 --> 00:14:11,516
We only got
one phone call.
316
00:14:11,683 --> 00:14:14,144
Oh my god.
317
00:14:14,311 --> 00:14:15,479
Somebody give me
a spoon.
318
00:14:15,645 --> 00:14:19,024
I'm gonna dig my way
outta here.
319
00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:26,198
Look at this.
320
00:14:26,365 --> 00:14:27,574
Here we are
sitting down to dinner,
321
00:14:27,741 --> 00:14:29,368
Eric's not even
home yet.
322
00:14:29,534 --> 00:14:31,495
Well, honey, you
took away his car.
323
00:14:31,661 --> 00:14:35,165
He has to walk
everywhere.
324
00:14:35,332 --> 00:14:37,834
Walking's good for him.
325
00:14:38,001 --> 00:14:40,879
Red, why do you have
to be so hard on him?
326
00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:43,715
Same reason my old man
was hard on me--
327
00:14:43,882 --> 00:14:46,635
to prepare me
for the world.
328
00:14:46,802 --> 00:14:49,262
You know, kitty,
when I was his age,
329
00:14:49,429 --> 00:14:52,307
I could have parachuted
onto a deserted island
330
00:14:52,474 --> 00:14:54,851
with nothing but
a Swiss army knife,
331
00:14:55,018 --> 00:14:57,854
and I'd have survived.
332
00:14:58,021 --> 00:14:59,356
Well, okay, then, we've
learned something--
333
00:14:59,523 --> 00:15:02,943
no skydiving for Eric.
334
00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:06,071
I tell you, kitty, the world
is a tough place.
335
00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:08,698
You drop your guard
for one second,
336
00:15:08,865 --> 00:15:12,994
and it'll kick you
right in the ass.
337
00:15:13,161 --> 00:15:17,749
Well, you're right, red,
the world is hard.
338
00:15:17,916 --> 00:15:20,919
So wouldn't it be nice if
Eric came home to a place
339
00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:24,256
that wasn't?
340
00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:25,841
All right, kitty,
341
00:15:26,007 --> 00:15:27,717
when you win
the lottery,
342
00:15:27,884 --> 00:15:31,054
you can buy him
Disneyland.
343
00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:36,268
I can't believe
she went to that class.
344
00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:40,939
Married women do not
abandon their families.
345
00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:43,942
Sure they do, dad.
It's the seventies.
346
00:15:44,734 --> 00:15:45,944
I know what decade it is.
347
00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:47,612
Doesn't change the fact
I'm eating a sandwich
348
00:15:47,779 --> 00:15:50,115
instead of a hot meal.
349
00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:53,410
Well, want me to microwave
it for you?
350
00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:56,997
I just don't understand
why she needs this.
351
00:15:57,164 --> 00:15:58,707
I've given her
a great life.
352
00:15:58,874 --> 00:16:01,293
Dad, that's not
the issue.
353
00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:02,961
The whole point
of the equal rights
354
00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:04,463
amendment is so that
women don't have
355
00:16:04,629 --> 00:16:07,007
to define themselves
by a man.
356
00:16:07,174 --> 00:16:08,341
Donna, is this
about clothes?
357
00:16:08,508 --> 00:16:10,469
'Cause I could
buy you clothes.
358
00:16:12,929 --> 00:16:15,223
This is pointless.
359
00:16:15,390 --> 00:16:16,558
Hey, while you're up,
360
00:16:16,725 --> 00:16:19,644
you wanna
get daddy a beer?
361
00:16:19,811 --> 00:16:22,105
Honey?
362
00:16:23,940 --> 00:16:26,318
Eric, you gotta
do something, man.
363
00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:27,652
Me?
364
00:16:27,819 --> 00:16:30,197
Hey, what about you,
kelso, or Hyde?
365
00:16:30,363 --> 00:16:35,160
I can't talk to cops, man.
I go insane with rage.
366
00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:38,038
Oh, and...
Me too.
367
00:16:38,205 --> 00:16:41,082
Nuts.
Whoo!
368
00:16:41,249 --> 00:16:43,460
Eric, you gotta
help us.
369
00:16:43,627 --> 00:16:48,840
So now I'm back in charge?
This is so typical.
370
00:16:50,509 --> 00:16:52,010
Okay, you know what?
Fine.
371
00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:54,513
Once again, I'll suck it up,
be the man,
372
00:16:54,679 --> 00:16:57,474
and save all
of your sorry asses.
373
00:17:01,561 --> 00:17:04,481
Officer, I need to talk
to you, please.
374
00:17:08,860 --> 00:17:11,154
You gotta let me go!
375
00:17:11,321 --> 00:17:12,489
Please, god!
376
00:17:12,656 --> 00:17:14,658
My dad's gonna
kill me.
377
00:17:14,824 --> 00:17:16,284
You stole a car, kid.
378
00:17:16,451 --> 00:17:19,412
What kinda cop would I be
if I just let you go?
379
00:17:19,579 --> 00:17:23,124
My best friend the cop?
380
00:17:23,291 --> 00:17:24,626
Look, it really
wasn't my fault.
381
00:17:24,793 --> 00:17:26,461
We borrowed it
from a friend.
382
00:17:26,628 --> 00:17:28,088
Yeah, I haven't heard
that one before.
383
00:17:28,255 --> 00:17:29,548
Hey, guess what?
384
00:17:29,714 --> 00:17:31,049
They didn't really
steal the car.
385
00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:32,634
They borrowed it
from a friend.
386
00:17:32,801 --> 00:17:34,344
Well, actually,
they did.
387
00:17:34,511 --> 00:17:36,137
Turns out this guy
Sully borrowed it
388
00:17:36,304 --> 00:17:37,931
from his grandmother,
and she forgot
389
00:17:38,098 --> 00:17:39,891
and called it in stolen.
390
00:17:40,058 --> 00:17:42,852
Nice old lady, though.
She plays bingo.
391
00:17:44,145 --> 00:17:45,313
Oh my god.
This is great.
392
00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:46,648
So we're free to go?
393
00:17:46,815 --> 00:17:47,983
Yeah.
Which one are you?
394
00:17:48,149 --> 00:17:49,568
Eric forman.
395
00:17:49,734 --> 00:17:51,194
Forman?
396
00:17:51,361 --> 00:17:54,197
Is your dad red forman?
397
00:17:54,364 --> 00:17:56,283
Uh...yeah.
398
00:17:56,449 --> 00:17:59,035
You poor bastard.
399
00:18:03,498 --> 00:18:04,666
Thank you.
400
00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:07,085
Here.
401
00:18:15,218 --> 00:18:16,428
So?
402
00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:19,556
So, call a cab.
We're sprung.
403
00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:22,851
What?
We're free?
404
00:18:23,018 --> 00:18:24,894
All charges dropped.
405
00:18:25,061 --> 00:18:28,481
Wait, that is what
you wanted, right?
406
00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:35,739
Let's get the hell
outta here.
407
00:18:46,374 --> 00:18:47,959
Oh...
408
00:18:48,126 --> 00:18:50,086
Hi, Bob.
409
00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:53,673
Midge, I, uh...
I been thinking.
410
00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:55,216
If taking that class
made you happy,
411
00:18:55,383 --> 00:18:57,969
then I guess
I'm happy.
412
00:18:58,136 --> 00:19:00,639
Oh, sweetie, it means
so much to me,
413
00:19:00,805 --> 00:19:02,057
and it's only
twice a week, so--
414
00:19:02,223 --> 00:19:03,475
whoa, whoa, whoa.
415
00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:06,269
I thought this was
a one-time deal.
416
00:19:07,354 --> 00:19:09,648
Bob, you can't learn
total female empowerment
417
00:19:09,814 --> 00:19:11,316
in one night.
418
00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:14,319
It takes 10 nights.
419
00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:15,654
Wait.
Uh-uh.
420
00:19:15,820 --> 00:19:18,740
Midge, you're not going back.
421
00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:21,493
Aphrodite, the goddess of war,
wouldn't take this,
422
00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:23,787
and neither will I.
423
00:19:31,628 --> 00:19:32,796
Hey, dad.
424
00:19:32,962 --> 00:19:35,298
Hold it.
425
00:19:39,386 --> 00:19:43,598
About the car...
426
00:19:43,765 --> 00:19:46,309
I know it wasn't...
427
00:19:48,478 --> 00:19:51,272
[Clears throat]
And I, uh...
428
00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:57,237
You see,
when I was a kid...
429
00:20:02,325 --> 00:20:05,286
Maybe I came down...
430
00:20:06,579 --> 00:20:09,332
Eh, here's the keys.
431
00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:13,044
Thank you, sir.
432
00:20:13,461 --> 00:20:14,713
So, where you been
all night?
433
00:20:14,879 --> 00:20:16,423
Prison.
434
00:20:16,589 --> 00:20:19,300
Yeah, okay.
435
00:20:23,304 --> 00:20:24,472
Jackie!
436
00:20:24,639 --> 00:20:27,267
Michael!
You've been sprung!
437
00:20:29,894 --> 00:20:31,062
You don't know
what it's like
438
00:20:31,229 --> 00:20:34,065
on the inside,
Jackie.
439
00:20:34,232 --> 00:20:37,110
Did they beat you?
440
00:20:37,277 --> 00:20:39,946
Yeah.
441
00:20:40,113 --> 00:20:41,740
Damn those police.
442
00:20:41,906 --> 00:20:43,283
Oh, no.
It was Hyde,
443
00:20:43,450 --> 00:20:45,910
but he really
frogged me.
444
00:20:46,077 --> 00:20:48,580
Oh, poor baby.
445
00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:50,707
Thanks, j.
446
00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:55,086
Okay, so let's
do this thing.
447
00:20:55,253 --> 00:20:56,463
This is so perfect.
448
00:20:56,629 --> 00:20:58,256
I don't even miss
the peignoir,
449
00:20:58,423 --> 00:21:00,383
the pirate shirt,
or the wind.
450
00:21:00,550 --> 00:21:02,510
What about
the banner?
451
00:21:02,677 --> 00:21:04,596
It's okay.
452
00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:09,267
The important thing is
I'm here with you.
453
00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:13,688
And I'm prepared
to give myself to you,
454
00:21:13,855 --> 00:21:17,525
body, mind, and soul.
455
00:21:19,152 --> 00:21:21,488
Michael, this is gonna be
the most magical night
456
00:21:21,654 --> 00:21:25,074
of our lives.
457
00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:30,789
Oh yeah.
And one more thing.
458
00:21:30,955 --> 00:21:32,457
My parents are
at the a & p,
459
00:21:32,624 --> 00:21:35,251
so we only have,
like, 15 minutes.
460
00:21:38,129 --> 00:21:53,102
♪♪♪
461
00:21:56,606 --> 00:21:58,066
You guys enjoying
your burgers?
462
00:21:58,233 --> 00:21:59,400
Got enough pickles
on them?
463
00:21:59,567 --> 00:22:00,735
That's how fatso burger
does 'em.
464
00:22:00,902 --> 00:22:02,070
Lots and lots
of pickles.
465
00:22:02,237 --> 00:22:04,697
Yes, yes.
466
00:22:04,864 --> 00:22:06,157
[Mumbling]
Yeah. Great.
467
00:22:06,324 --> 00:22:07,534
Got enough room
back there?
468
00:22:07,700 --> 00:22:08,868
Actually, it's
a little bit crowded.
469
00:22:09,035 --> 00:22:11,120
Good, that's the way
it should be.
470
00:22:11,287 --> 00:22:13,498
Yes, yes.
471
00:22:13,665 --> 00:22:14,999
I feel like going
to the movies.
472
00:22:15,166 --> 00:22:16,334
Where do you guys
wanna go?
473
00:22:16,501 --> 00:22:17,669
Let's go
to the reservoir.
474
00:22:17,836 --> 00:22:19,003
Movies it is.
475
00:22:19,170 --> 00:22:20,839
Yes, yes.
476
00:22:21,005 --> 00:22:23,174
I kinda feel like going
to the reservoir.
477
00:22:23,341 --> 00:22:26,135
Reservoir it is.
Yes, yes.
478
00:22:26,159 --> 00:22:31,159
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