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all right, guys,
this is no sweat.
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If we leave
right after school,
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we should make it to Jackie's
ski cabin by, like, 6:00.
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Man, I can't wait.
A trip to my favorite place.
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Anywhere but here.
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And I'm betting
that alpine valley
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is gonna give the kid many
make-out opportunities
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with Donna this weekend.
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The kid...
Is in.
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What's with the whole
"kid" thing?
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It's cool.
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It's not cool?
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Not cool.
Dorky.
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Heh-heh-heh-heh.
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Guess who made out with
Pam Macy behind the gym.
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Everyone.
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No!
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Me!
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Kelso, a lot of people
hang out behind the gym.
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Yeah!
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That's what's so
great about it.
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Everybody saw it.
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Oh, that's great, man.
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Yeah, because then
everybody can tell Jackie,
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you moron.
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Yeah, and then she's
going to dump you,
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and we won't be able
to go up to her ski cabin.
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She's never gonna
find out.
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You are a dog, Michael!
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A dirty, dirty dog!
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What'd I do?
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You kissed Pam Macy.
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Oh!
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I trusted you,
Michael!
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And now all my friends
are laughing at me.
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I can't even
show my face
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in the third-floor
bathroom anymore,
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and that's
the cool bathroom.
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But...
I--
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no, Michael.
We're through.
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Okay, if that's the way
you want it, we're through.
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And Monday, when we get back
from that ski trip, it's over.
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No, Michael.
No, no, no, no, no.
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You won't be skiing
this weekend.
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Oh, that's just great,
Jackie.
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Cancel the ski trip
and disappoint
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all our friends!
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Oh, no, no, no.
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We...
Are still going.
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Well, they're surely
not going without me.
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Right, guys?
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Oh, and did I mention
my parents are not coming,
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so it'll be just us?
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So we'll see you Monday.
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♪ Hangin' out ♪
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♪ down the street ♪
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♪ the same old thing ♪
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♪ we did last week ♪
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♪ not a thing to do ♪
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♪ but talk to you ♪
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♪ whoa, yeah ♪
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hello, Wisconsin!
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♪♪♪
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So, Eric's going away
for the weekend.
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Mm-hmm.
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Whole house to ourselves.
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Mm-hmm.
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You know
what that means?
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Dinner in front
of the TV.
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No...
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You dog.
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Now, Eric,
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you're going to be
driving in snow,
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so I'll put together
an emergency roadside kit
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for you, in case you
run into trouble.
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Okay, that'd be great.
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Preparation makes
all the difference, Eric.
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Take kitty litter.
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I can't tell you
how many times...
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♪♪♪
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Oh god, Eric...
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Oh.
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It's a road flare.
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A road flare
can save your life.
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I said a road flare
can save your life.
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What?
Oh.
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Check.
Right.
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Road...flare.
Right.
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Okay, now, good.
How was school today?
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Oh, okay.
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You know my p.E. Teacher,
coach Wilson?
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Well, he had
this crusty stuff
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on the corner
of his lip,
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so kelso says to him,
kelso says...
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♪♪♪
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Dad?
Dad, are you even listening?
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Of course, I'm listening.
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And you know
what I'm hearing?
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You need to buckle down.
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I've told you
over and over again
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that school
is so important...
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What you do now
determines--
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oh, red.
That is so good!
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Ooh, ooh, ooh.
Right there.
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Ooh, that hasn't been
touched in years.
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Hey, Donna.
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Man, I brought my
double sleeping bag.
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You know?
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Great, can Eric
and I borrow it?
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Oh, Hyde.
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Watching you fail
over and over...
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It is like Charlie brown
and the football.
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Yeah, man, I just--
I just don't get it.
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No, because Eric
already has it.
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Ha, ha, ha, ha!
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Oh.
Hey, kelso.
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Um...
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Look, I just want to make
sure we're cool,
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'cause this weekend is,
like, really important
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for me and Donna,
so, uh...
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Thanks for understanding.
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Hey, I understand.
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I understand that we're
not friends anymore.
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Okay, look, man, you
brought this on yourself.
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I know I did.
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But that's no reason
for me to suffer.
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That is a great reason
for you to suffer.
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What--
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I'm going.
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Bye.
Go.
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See if I care!
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Oh, come on, man!
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Well, here's your
emergency roadside kit.
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Kitty litter?
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Oh.
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Kitty litter.
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Um, honey, I put
some sandwiches
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in your duffel bag.
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Now, um,
why do you need
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such a big bag
of oregano?
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Donna's...italian?
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Ha, ha, ha, ha!
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Okay, stay warm.
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Heh.
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Okay, heh-heh.
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I see what's
goin' on.
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You're not really
going skiing.
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This is all
just a gag.
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You're just trying
to get me all worked up
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so you can go,
"oh, just kidding, buddy."
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Yeah, you got me.
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That's a nice burn.
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It sure is.
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Bye-bye.
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Ohh...
Heh-heh.
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He's not going.
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He'll be back.
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Heh-heh-heh.
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Yep.
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Any second now.
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He's probably just
going around the block.
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I gotta hand it to him,
he got me there.
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That's a major burn!
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Yep.
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There he is!
I knew it!
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Oh, no.
That's not him.
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♪♪♪
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I have never
seen snow before.
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It is so beautiful.
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Do you know
what the best part
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of this whole trip is?
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That Michael is not here.
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He'd just be sitting here
telling me how cute I look
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in my fur-trimmed coat.
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I know I look cute.
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I don't need him
here for that.
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Forman, man,
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what's all this crap
that red gave you?
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I don't know.
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He's obsessed
with kitty litter.
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I think he might be
going insane.
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[Tires skidding]
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[Screaming]
Aah!
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Far out.
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What the hell was that?
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I don't know.
I guess we hit some ice.
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[Tires squealing]
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Oh, great.
We're stuck.
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Look!
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I made my first snowball!
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I love snow so much.
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My fingers are numb
with joy.
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That's frostbite, Fez.
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How rude!
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I hate your
white man's winter.
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Get in the car, Fez.
Get in the car.
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Eric, do something!
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Yeah, man,
stop goofin' around.
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Oh! It's freezing!
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♪♪♪
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This is awful!
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We're all going to die!
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But I love Michael!
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[All]
Shut up!
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Okay, think Eric, think.
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Why kitty litter?
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Use the gum, Eric.
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Dad?
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What are you
doing here?
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I'm not here.
You're imagining me.
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Now who's insane,
Mr. Smart mouth?
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I guess I am.
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Use the gum to stick
the candle in the can.
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The candle heats the can,
which melts the snow
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behind the tire.
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Then pour
on the kitty litter
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for traction.
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Now, you think
you can handle that?
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Yes sir.
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Good, because you don't
want me back out here.
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I may be a figment
of your imagination,
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but I'm still
freezing my ass off.
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♪ Love hurts ♪
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♪ ooh-ooh
love hurts ♪
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Michael, what are you
doing down here?
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You know what?
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I think Eric actually went.
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What a jerk.
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Well, why don't you just
go to Jackie's cabin
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and talk to him?
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I can't.
I don't have a car.
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And besides, Jackie
hates me forever
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'cause I kissed
Pam Macy.
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You know, when Mr. Forman
and I were dating,
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I saw him kissing a girl
in a movie theater once,
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and I forgave him.
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You forgave him for
kissing another girl?
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Yes sir.
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I mean, it wasn't
so much kissing
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as it was a...
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A groping, sloppy, pawing,
nibbling nightmare.
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But--but you
forgave him?
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Yeah, I forgave
the bastard.
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Cool!
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♪♪♪
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Okay, candles?
Check.
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Chianti?
Check.
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Fancy nut mix?
Check.
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And how's my pretty lady?
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Oh, you are
so full of crap.
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♪♪♪
271
00:12:08,477 --> 00:12:09,645
[Coughs]
Whoa.
272
00:12:09,811 --> 00:12:10,979
Brrr.
273
00:12:11,146 --> 00:12:12,397
Well, hello there.
274
00:12:12,564 --> 00:12:13,774
Hey.
275
00:12:13,941 --> 00:12:15,776
Thanks for stoppin'.
276
00:12:15,943 --> 00:12:17,611
Are you goin' all the way
to alpine valley?
277
00:12:17,778 --> 00:12:18,987
Oh--heh-heh--
278
00:12:19,154 --> 00:12:22,574
I'm goin' wherever
you're goin'.
279
00:12:22,741 --> 00:12:25,702
Wow.
That's lucky.
280
00:12:27,871 --> 00:12:31,625
So tell me,
did it hurt?
281
00:12:31,792 --> 00:12:33,001
What?
282
00:12:33,168 --> 00:12:35,921
When you fell down
from heaven.
283
00:12:39,174 --> 00:12:42,469
No.
I'm fine.
284
00:12:50,185 --> 00:12:51,687
All right, we made it.
285
00:12:51,853 --> 00:12:55,065
Yeah, just in time.
That storm was getting nasty.
286
00:12:55,232 --> 00:12:58,735
I am so cold.
287
00:12:58,902 --> 00:13:02,572
The snow has stolen
my manhood.
288
00:13:02,739 --> 00:13:07,160
Okay, there's only
one bedroom.
289
00:13:07,327 --> 00:13:09,162
It was gonna be
for Michael and I,
290
00:13:09,329 --> 00:13:15,544
but since our love is...Dead,
you two should take it.
291
00:13:15,711 --> 00:13:17,129
All right.
292
00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:18,463
Wanna go check out
our room?
293
00:13:18,630 --> 00:13:19,798
Definitely.
294
00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:21,133
Where you guys goin'?
295
00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:22,676
I thought we were
gonna hang--
296
00:13:22,843 --> 00:13:26,722
ohh, I am freezing.
297
00:13:26,888 --> 00:13:31,310
The winter in my country
is 70 degrees.
298
00:13:31,476 --> 00:13:33,687
We must hold each other
for warmth.
299
00:13:33,854 --> 00:13:36,356
Stop touching me.
300
00:13:36,523 --> 00:13:39,234
I'm going to die.
301
00:13:39,401 --> 00:13:41,236
Okay, Fez. Ooh...
302
00:13:41,403 --> 00:13:43,530
Amaretto.
Heh-heh-heh-heh.
303
00:13:43,697 --> 00:13:45,991
You know what, man?
This'll warm ya right up.
304
00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:49,286
Take a sip of that.
305
00:13:51,830 --> 00:13:54,666
Yum, liquid candy.
306
00:14:02,883 --> 00:14:04,259
Kitty, you're talking
about something
307
00:14:04,426 --> 00:14:06,094
that happened
over 20 years ago.
308
00:14:06,261 --> 00:14:08,013
And there you were
at the movies,
309
00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:09,765
in front of god
and everybody,
310
00:14:09,931 --> 00:14:12,100
slurping on horseface
Lynn Taylor
311
00:14:12,267 --> 00:14:14,102
like she was a popsicle.
312
00:14:14,269 --> 00:14:15,437
Kitty--
313
00:14:15,604 --> 00:14:20,108
a big, easy,
horseface popsicle.
314
00:14:20,275 --> 00:14:21,860
Horseface?
315
00:14:22,027 --> 00:14:26,281
She was a runner-up in
the miss Wisconsin pageant.
316
00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:29,159
Which she lost
because...
317
00:14:29,326 --> 00:14:32,954
She was such
a horseface.
318
00:14:36,124 --> 00:14:37,584
Thanks for the burger.
319
00:14:37,751 --> 00:14:39,920
Oh, and the hat.
320
00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:42,297
I just like to see
that smile.
321
00:14:42,464 --> 00:14:47,135
Seemed kinda down about
your friend...Eric.
322
00:14:47,302 --> 00:14:49,012
Oh, yeah.
323
00:14:49,179 --> 00:14:51,139
It's just...
324
00:14:51,306 --> 00:14:54,893
You know, he's always
been there for me.
325
00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:58,814
Like, when people
used to call me dumb...
326
00:14:58,980 --> 00:15:03,318
He'd say, "hey, he's not
as dumb as you think."
327
00:15:03,485 --> 00:15:06,029
People don't like to talk
about it, but, uh...
328
00:15:06,196 --> 00:15:10,117
Guy-to-guy relationships
are pretty special, you know?
329
00:15:10,283 --> 00:15:11,701
They can be
the most beautiful thing
330
00:15:11,868 --> 00:15:14,287
in the world.
331
00:15:14,454 --> 00:15:15,705
I don't know why
I do this stuff.
332
00:15:15,872 --> 00:15:18,250
It's just, like, I get
these urges, you know?
333
00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:19,876
And I can't control 'em.
334
00:15:20,043 --> 00:15:24,673
Shoot, I wrote
that country song.
335
00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:28,093
♪ I've been cheated ♪
336
00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:31,763
♪ been mistreated ♪
337
00:15:31,930 --> 00:15:37,686
♪ when will I be loved? ♪
338
00:15:40,397 --> 00:15:47,696
[Jackie crying]
339
00:15:47,863 --> 00:15:50,657
Okay, that's probably
just Jackie crying.
340
00:15:50,824 --> 00:15:52,784
Yeah.
341
00:15:53,118 --> 00:15:56,371
♪♪♪
342
00:15:56,538 --> 00:15:57,873
All right, that's too much.
343
00:15:58,039 --> 00:16:00,292
Can you please go out there
and break that record?
344
00:16:04,212 --> 00:16:05,964
What's going on?
345
00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:09,968
"Spy vs. Spy", man--
they kill me.
346
00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:13,388
No, with her?
347
00:16:16,433 --> 00:16:19,311
She seems upset
or something.
348
00:16:20,103 --> 00:16:21,980
Okay, look.
Where's Fez?
349
00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:23,440
Fez?
Oh...
350
00:16:23,607 --> 00:16:25,233
Well, he killed that
entire bottle of amaretto,
351
00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:26,902
and then he ran outside,
saying he had to make
352
00:16:27,068 --> 00:16:29,446
a snow angel.
353
00:16:29,613 --> 00:16:32,491
But he was in his underwear.
354
00:16:32,657 --> 00:16:34,284
Okay, look, you either
need to go get Fez
355
00:16:34,451 --> 00:16:35,702
or console Jackie.
356
00:16:35,869 --> 00:16:37,078
All right,
I take Donna.
357
00:16:37,245 --> 00:16:39,581
Jackie.
Yeah, Jackie.
358
00:16:39,748 --> 00:16:42,751
[Jackie crying]
359
00:16:47,255 --> 00:16:49,549
Okay...
360
00:16:50,509 --> 00:16:52,052
[Bawling]
361
00:16:52,219 --> 00:16:53,553
Oh--oh...
362
00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:56,806
'Kay, yeah, okay.
No, I can see you're upset.
363
00:16:56,973 --> 00:16:58,266
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
364
00:16:58,433 --> 00:16:59,935
Now listen,
all right?
365
00:17:00,101 --> 00:17:02,354
If it's any consolation,
366
00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:05,065
Pam Macy would
give it up to anybody.
367
00:17:10,278 --> 00:17:12,113
Well, what do you know?
We're all alone.
368
00:17:12,280 --> 00:17:13,615
God, Hyde, you can be
such a jerk,
369
00:17:13,782 --> 00:17:15,116
you know that?
370
00:17:15,283 --> 00:17:16,993
Oh, come on.
I'm just goofin' around.
371
00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:18,328
No, you're not.
372
00:17:18,495 --> 00:17:19,996
Look, I'm up here
with Eric, all right?
373
00:17:20,163 --> 00:17:21,748
Eric, get it?
Not you.
374
00:17:21,915 --> 00:17:24,417
I know, okay, I know.
375
00:17:24,584 --> 00:17:26,044
Look, do you think
I like hitting on
376
00:17:26,211 --> 00:17:27,504
my best friend's
girlfriend?
377
00:17:27,671 --> 00:17:28,964
I don't.
378
00:17:29,130 --> 00:17:34,803
But I look at you.
I mean, look at you.
379
00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:37,055
I can't help it.
380
00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:39,182
Well, you better.
381
00:17:44,896 --> 00:17:47,315
[Slaps him]
Whack!
382
00:17:51,903 --> 00:17:53,655
It's so clear to me now.
383
00:17:53,822 --> 00:17:55,574
I can't just go around
using people like
384
00:17:55,740 --> 00:17:58,660
my sexual playthings.
385
00:17:58,827 --> 00:18:01,454
You know what I mean, Gus?
386
00:18:02,205 --> 00:18:04,749
'Cause people's feelings
are way more important
387
00:18:04,916 --> 00:18:07,794
than those sexual urges.
388
00:18:07,961 --> 00:18:10,255
[Sighs]
You're good people, son.
389
00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:12,632
You too, man.
390
00:18:12,799 --> 00:18:16,803
Well, this is where
you get off.
391
00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:19,806
And one more thing:
Next time, take a bus.
392
00:18:19,973 --> 00:18:21,683
You're too pretty
to hitch.
393
00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:24,811
Aw, thanks, man.
394
00:18:37,490 --> 00:18:39,826
Bye, Gus!
395
00:18:40,910 --> 00:18:42,579
Hey, Fez!
Fez!
396
00:18:42,746 --> 00:18:44,039
Hey, man.
397
00:18:44,205 --> 00:18:45,373
Kelso, you're here.
398
00:18:45,540 --> 00:18:49,085
Yeah, I got a ride
with the nicest guy.
399
00:18:49,252 --> 00:18:51,379
Listen, I had a lot
of time to think
400
00:18:51,546 --> 00:18:53,089
on the way up here,
and...
401
00:18:53,256 --> 00:18:54,633
Well, I'm sorry.
402
00:18:54,799 --> 00:18:56,051
Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry.
403
00:18:56,217 --> 00:18:58,470
I should never have come
up here without you, man.
404
00:18:58,637 --> 00:19:00,597
Aw...
405
00:19:02,641 --> 00:19:04,601
I am a winter nymph.
406
00:19:06,102 --> 00:19:08,605
I love the snow.
407
00:19:08,772 --> 00:19:11,316
Hooray, america!
408
00:19:18,406 --> 00:19:21,368
[Sobbing]
409
00:19:21,534 --> 00:19:23,912
Michael!
Oh, Michael!
410
00:19:24,079 --> 00:19:25,622
Oh, Michael.
411
00:19:25,789 --> 00:19:27,874
You drove all the way here
in the driving snow storm
412
00:19:28,041 --> 00:19:30,835
just to be here with me,
didn't you, Michael?
413
00:19:31,002 --> 00:19:33,546
And you would never,
ever do that
414
00:19:33,713 --> 00:19:36,675
for Pam Macy, would you?
415
00:19:37,759 --> 00:19:39,928
No?
416
00:19:40,095 --> 00:19:41,429
Lover.
417
00:19:41,596 --> 00:19:43,890
Oh, you know it.
418
00:19:52,190 --> 00:19:54,818
Can one of you guys
put his pants on?
419
00:19:57,153 --> 00:20:02,283
Kitty, this can't just be
about me and Lynn Taylor.
420
00:20:02,450 --> 00:20:03,785
What's really
bothering you?
421
00:20:03,952 --> 00:20:05,286
Okay...
422
00:20:05,453 --> 00:20:07,539
I just wanna know,
why not me?
423
00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:09,207
Why not you what?
I married you.
424
00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:10,542
Yeah, but when
we were dating,
425
00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:14,713
you just sat there.
You held my hand politely.
426
00:20:14,879 --> 00:20:16,715
Didn't you think
that I might enjoy
427
00:20:16,881 --> 00:20:21,761
a passionate manhandling
in a public place?
428
00:20:21,928 --> 00:20:23,888
Well, I respected you.
429
00:20:25,473 --> 00:20:28,143
I'm an old-fashioned guy.
430
00:20:28,309 --> 00:20:30,895
I don't think that you
should grope and maul
431
00:20:31,062 --> 00:20:33,982
the one you love.
432
00:20:36,693 --> 00:20:39,863
'Til you get to Florida.
433
00:20:40,029 --> 00:20:42,782
The fountainebleu.
434
00:20:42,949 --> 00:20:46,202
With the door locked
and a carton of cigarettes.
435
00:20:48,246 --> 00:20:50,832
Oh, red, our honeymoon.
436
00:20:57,630 --> 00:21:00,300
Let's go upstairs.
437
00:21:00,467 --> 00:21:02,260
No.
438
00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:05,805
Let's go
to the movies.
439
00:21:08,308 --> 00:21:11,895
Well, uh, here we are.
440
00:21:12,061 --> 00:21:14,022
Yep.
441
00:21:16,441 --> 00:21:18,359
So I still can't
believe that...
442
00:21:18,526 --> 00:21:20,528
Kelso cheated on Jackie
with Pam Macy.
443
00:21:20,695 --> 00:21:22,405
I mean,
that is just a...
444
00:21:22,572 --> 00:21:24,866
Seriously uncool move.
445
00:21:25,033 --> 00:21:27,368
Yeah.
446
00:21:27,535 --> 00:21:29,996
I mean, to risk
everything for...
447
00:21:31,915 --> 00:21:34,542
Eric, I would never
do that to you.
448
00:21:34,709 --> 00:21:37,545
You can trust me.
449
00:21:37,712 --> 00:21:38,880
Really?
450
00:21:39,047 --> 00:21:41,174
Absolutely.
451
00:21:41,341 --> 00:21:44,385
I would never kiss
Pam Macy behind the gym.
452
00:21:46,471 --> 00:21:49,516
Never say never, Donna.
453
00:21:49,682 --> 00:21:52,977
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productions and fox broadcasting
454
00:21:53,144 --> 00:21:55,730
captioning performed by the
national captioning institute, inc.
455
00:21:55,897 --> 00:21:59,901
Public performance of captions prohibited without
permission of national captioning institute
456
00:22:00,068 --> 00:22:03,363
well, this night
turned out okay.
457
00:22:03,530 --> 00:22:05,657
Pretty romantic.
458
00:22:05,824 --> 00:22:07,325
Yeah, it's just how
I imagined it--
459
00:22:07,492 --> 00:22:08,827
just you and me--
460
00:22:08,993 --> 00:22:13,039
I do not feel
too good.
461
00:22:15,750 --> 00:22:17,544
Thank you.
462
00:22:17,710 --> 00:22:21,172
Okay, maybe it's not
just how I imagined it.
463
00:22:21,339 --> 00:22:22,507
Cover your ears.
464
00:22:22,674 --> 00:22:24,676
This part gets
pretty gross.
465
00:22:24,843 --> 00:22:26,803
[Throwing up]
466
00:22:26,827 --> 00:22:31,827
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