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Man, the grinch
has a big butt.
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Yes, nothing says Christmas
like a big, green grinch ass.
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Hold the ladder for me.
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So, Eric, what are you
doing Christmas Eve?
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Well, my parents are
having the same lame
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Christmas party they
have every year.
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All the adults.
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Hey, neighbor,
is that mistletoe?
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All right,
how does that look?
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Looks great.
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And so fabulous.
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Guys, the ornament's
up here.
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[Together] Oh,
yeah. Looks great.
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Oh, I just love
Christmas.
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It's all about good tidings
and cheer.
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[Sighs]
And shopping.
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I'm pretty sure that's what
Jesus was going for.
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Hey, I give too.
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Every year
my friends and I
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deliver gift baskets
to the unfortunate.
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I think you mean
less fortunate.
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Okay, whatever.
Bums.
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Oh, what are you guys doing
watching cartoons?
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Holiday inn is on.
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♪ Where the treetops
glisten ♪
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♪ la, la, la, listen ♪
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Eric, come on, help me
get the decorations.
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Sure, mom.
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You know what my
favorite Christmas gift
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of all time is?
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Lite brite.
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It's fun making things
with lite brite.
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Well, it is.
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Man, my favorite gift
is cash.
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That way you can buy
whatever you want.
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You know
what I mean, Donna?
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Huh?
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Like let's just say
somebody gave you $6.00
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and some change, right?
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To buy a present.
What would you get?
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Why, it doesn't matter
how much a gift costs,
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as long as it's personal
and sentimental.
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Do you know what's both
personal and sentimental?
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Diamonds.
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[Kitty screams]
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We were going through a box
of Christmas decorations,
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and we found
a Christmas rat.
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♪ Hangin' out ♪
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♪ down the street ♪
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♪ the same old thing ♪
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♪ we did last week ♪
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♪ not a thing to do ♪
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♪ but talk to you ♪
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♪ whoa, yeah ♪
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Captioning made possible by carsey-Werner
productions and fox broadcasting company
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hello, Wisconsin!
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♪♪♪
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Well, Laurie, seeing
anyone special at college?
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Oh, I like
to date around.
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[Coughs]
Slut.
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Bless you.
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Thanks, mom.
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Hey, dad, instead of being
at your party this year,
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it seemed to me that I
could throw a party
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in the basement.
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I mean, I think
I'm old enough.
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Ha, ha, ha, ha.
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Fine.
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Fine?
Fine?
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Well, every year he
just mopes around here
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like it's the end
of the world, anyway.
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All right. Thanks, dad.
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So now, who's going
to sing the high parts
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on the little drummer boy?
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Well, traditionally,
it's the man who
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can't grow facial hair.
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Hey, dad, one more thing
about the party.
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I need some money.
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All right, Eric, I want you
to pick out this year's tree.
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And whatever you don't spend,
you can use for your party.
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Dad, you know how much
I hate haggling
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with those tree lots.
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Haggling is part
of being an adult.
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Here's $40.
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I want 50.
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Knock it off.
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Pick out a good one.
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Okay, fine.
Throw your party.
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But can I at least make you
some punch and cookies?
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Mom, no.
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Just punch.
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No, mom.
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Well, you can't have
a Christmas party
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without punch.
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That's just insanity.
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Merry Christmas.
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Eh, eh.
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Bob, I just want
to thank you again
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for the job, you know?
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Oh, I always need extra help
during the holidays.
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I feel like you're my second
in command around here.
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Uh, so, listen...
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How about you close up for me
on Christmas Eve, huh?
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Why would we be open?
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It's a big night, red.
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Picture a guy driving home
from work on Christmas Eve.
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♪ Fa-la-la-la-la ♪
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Bob, nobody works
on Christmas Eve.
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All of a sudden he realizes,
he forgot to buy a gift.
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He passes by the store here,
sees we're the only place open.
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So what does he do?
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He comes in here
and buys a fridge.
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So, this guy's insane?
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Not my place to judge.
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So what do you say?
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Fine.
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Ha, ha. I knew I could
count on you, red.
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Of course, you'll have to
wear the Santa claus suit.
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Ah, you got me there,
Bob.
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No, I'm serious, red.
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No, you got me there,
Bob.
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Forman,
would you relax?
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This is a good plan.
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We cut down the tree,
keep the 40 bucks for beer.
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Car.
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Where?
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Kelso, car means
get down.
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Okay.
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I'm done.
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No, I disagree,
kelso.
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See, if you
were done,
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the tree would probably
be more horizontal.
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No, I mean I'm done.
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Car!
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All right,
cut it yourself.
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Fine, kelso!
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Can you believe him?
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Hyde, did you have to write
your name in the snow
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so close to the tree?
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Sorry.
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Now we got 40 bucks
for beer!
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You know what else
we should do?
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Not get any presents.
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No presents.
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That way we got
more money for beer.
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Now, shh!
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Oh, Eric, this is the most
beautiful tree
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I think we have ever had.
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Oh, and it's so fresh.
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Miss pinciotti, look,
I was thinking about
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getting a present
for this girl.
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And, uh, you know,
she's about Donna's age.
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So, I was kind of wondering
what Donna likes.
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Perfume.
Donna wears white shoulders.
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It's not just for shoulders.
She could wear it anywhere.
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Really?
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Sure, like your neck,
or the mall.
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Wow!
All right.
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Well, how much does
a bottle of that run?
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Mmm, about $12.
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Oh, well.
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What about a bottle
of crappy perfume?
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What does that run?
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Gosh, I don't know.
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I'll call Bob's mom.
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Eric, you did not get
this from a lot.
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You stole it.
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I haggled.
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With who?
Smoky the bear?
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You stole it.
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Well, you're one to talk.
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You're flunking out
of college.
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How'd you know?
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I didn't.
Shut up.
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Shut up.
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You shut up.
You shut up.
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Okay.
Okay.
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Okay, now, be careful
with this one.
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It's very, very old.
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Oh, it looks
terrible.
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Laurie, hang that one
around on the backside.
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Okay, grandma.
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You know, kitty, you got
two red ones together.
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Uh-huh, so I do.
Thank you, bernice.
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Eric, help me hang
these stupid ornaments.
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I can't.
I'm planning a party.
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I don't get it.
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How come the little
drummer boy gets to have
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a party?
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Because I asked,
you stupid sister.
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That's not clever.
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I don't have time
to be clever.
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I'm planning a party,
miss...
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Dumb girl.
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[Doorbell chimes]
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I'll get it.
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Oh, hi, is Michael here?
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There's no Michael here.
You have the wrong address.
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Mike, I want you to drive
me and my friends around
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on Christmas Eve.
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Why?
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To distribute gift baskets
to the less fortunate bums.
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Okay, but we'd better be back
in time for the party.
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Yes, perhaps you lovely
ladies would like to join us?
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I don't think so.
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Well, we are supposed to be
helping the less fortunate.
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Okay.
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Hey, Jackie,
come here.
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Why?
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Just come here.
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Hyde, if you want
to make out with me,
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the answer's probably no.
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Well, okay, look.
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Jackie, I know
this girl, right?
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And I want to get her
a Christmas present.
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Oh my god!
It's Donna!
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It's not Donna.
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Okay, it's not Donna.
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So, how much do you
have to spend?
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$6.00.
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You don't deserve a girl
like Donna for $6.00.
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I'm not trying
to get Donna.
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Good, 'cause you won't
for $6.00.
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You know what?
Thanks a lot.
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Never mind.
Bye-bye.
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Well, we'll see you
tomorrow, babes.
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May I ask you a question?
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Sure.
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What the hell are you doing?
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What?
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Buying Donna a gift.
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You know Eric likes her.
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I know, man, but they're
not officially...
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Still, in my country,
I would string you
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from the tallest tree.
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We're not in
your country, Fez.
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Right, so good luck
with Donna.
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Remember, every day is
Christmas at bargain Bob's.
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Woo-hoo!
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We're back from the store.
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Kitty, I made a few changes
on your grocery list.
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I don't like
your taste in dip.
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No, oh, Laurie.
No, no, no, no.
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It's for Eric's party.
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Here, why don't you take
this tonic out to the bar.
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Make sure we have
enough rum and vodka.
265
00:11:11,712 --> 00:11:14,298
All that rum and vodka.
266
00:11:14,464 --> 00:11:16,717
Kitty, you have a problem.
267
00:11:17,926 --> 00:11:19,386
It's for the party,
bernice.
268
00:11:19,553 --> 00:11:20,846
Oh, that's convenient.
269
00:11:21,013 --> 00:11:23,932
All I know is that my red
didn't start to drink
270
00:11:24,099 --> 00:11:25,684
until he met you.
271
00:11:25,851 --> 00:11:29,354
And I didn't start to drink
until I met you.
272
00:11:30,564 --> 00:11:32,983
[Laughing]
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
273
00:11:33,150 --> 00:11:35,402
Merry Christmas.
274
00:11:35,569 --> 00:11:36,737
Okay, bernice, here.
275
00:11:36,904 --> 00:11:39,031
Help me get more of
the party supplies.
276
00:11:43,076 --> 00:11:44,912
Merry Christmas.
277
00:11:45,078 --> 00:11:48,916
Ho-ho-ho
and a bottle of rum.
278
00:11:51,585 --> 00:11:54,838
This should
probably go here.
279
00:11:55,964 --> 00:11:57,507
Mistletoe?
280
00:11:57,674 --> 00:11:59,843
Yeah, well, it's really
more for decoration.
281
00:12:01,386 --> 00:12:02,763
Is that a fact,
282
00:12:02,930 --> 00:12:04,223
neighbor?
283
00:12:04,389 --> 00:12:07,517
Uh, no.
284
00:12:10,771 --> 00:12:12,147
Eric, where do we
put the beer?
285
00:12:12,314 --> 00:12:14,483
Put it in the ice chest.
Shh! Shh!
286
00:12:14,650 --> 00:12:15,817
Okay, now, here you go.
287
00:12:15,984 --> 00:12:18,111
Punch and cookies,
just like I promised.
288
00:12:18,278 --> 00:12:19,446
No, mom!
289
00:12:19,613 --> 00:12:21,531
Eric, mom made it for you.
290
00:12:21,698 --> 00:12:24,243
The least you could do
is drink a lot of it.
291
00:12:25,535 --> 00:12:27,079
Now, you two,
you are just the best
292
00:12:27,246 --> 00:12:29,414
Christmas present
a mother could have.
293
00:12:29,581 --> 00:12:31,792
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
294
00:12:46,181 --> 00:12:49,518
Hello, Laurie.
295
00:12:49,685 --> 00:12:51,478
Kelso.
296
00:12:51,645 --> 00:12:54,606
So...
297
00:12:54,773 --> 00:12:57,609
Uh...
298
00:12:57,776 --> 00:12:59,987
Cool.
299
00:13:02,322 --> 00:13:04,283
Merry Christmas.
300
00:13:05,659 --> 00:13:07,160
Ooh, punch.
301
00:13:07,327 --> 00:13:08,495
Yeah, can I pour you some?
302
00:13:08,662 --> 00:13:10,539
No, thank you.
303
00:13:10,706 --> 00:13:12,791
But if you would like,
you could bend over
304
00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:15,377
and put my gifts
under the tree.
305
00:13:19,381 --> 00:13:20,757
Whoa, gifts!
306
00:13:20,924 --> 00:13:22,843
No, no, I thought
we said no gifts.
307
00:13:23,010 --> 00:13:25,554
No, kelso,
you said no gifts.
308
00:13:25,721 --> 00:13:27,597
What's Christmas
without gifts?
309
00:13:27,764 --> 00:13:29,850
Yeah, man,
where's your heart?
310
00:13:30,017 --> 00:13:32,853
Nobody tells me
anything around here!
311
00:13:33,020 --> 00:13:34,479
Now I gotta go get
something for Jackie.
312
00:13:34,646 --> 00:13:35,814
She'll kill me!
313
00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:38,692
Hey, cheer up.
Have some punch.
314
00:13:38,859 --> 00:13:40,360
I don't want any punch.
315
00:13:40,527 --> 00:13:43,739
I gotta get a gift
for Jackie...
316
00:13:43,905 --> 00:13:46,867
Who I'm breaking up
with.
317
00:13:50,871 --> 00:13:55,500
[Music on TV]
♪ rum pa pah pum ♪
318
00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:02,215
♪ rum-pa-pah-pum ♪
319
00:14:02,382 --> 00:14:03,550
Hi, Mr. Forman.
320
00:14:03,717 --> 00:14:04,885
Kelso, what are you
doing here?
321
00:14:05,052 --> 00:14:06,219
It's Christmas Eve.
322
00:14:06,386 --> 00:14:08,430
I know, I'm looking
for a Christmas gift.
323
00:14:08,597 --> 00:14:09,890
Do you know you're
the only place
324
00:14:10,057 --> 00:14:12,684
in this whole town
that's open?
325
00:14:12,851 --> 00:14:16,396
Yeah, I know.
326
00:14:16,563 --> 00:14:18,899
What can I get for $17?
327
00:14:19,066 --> 00:14:21,234
Well, we've got
some really nice
328
00:14:21,401 --> 00:14:25,238
heavy duty extension cords.
329
00:14:25,405 --> 00:14:27,532
No.
330
00:14:27,699 --> 00:14:30,410
How much is
that refrigerator?
331
00:14:33,580 --> 00:14:34,748
Hello, ladies.
332
00:14:34,915 --> 00:14:36,083
So glad you could make it.
333
00:14:36,249 --> 00:14:37,501
May I get you
something to drink?
334
00:14:37,667 --> 00:14:39,753
We have beer.
335
00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:41,088
What else
do you have?
336
00:14:41,254 --> 00:14:44,257
We have punch,
but we also have beer.
337
00:14:44,424 --> 00:14:46,593
Punch is fine.
338
00:14:48,762 --> 00:14:50,722
Punch it is, okay.
339
00:14:52,182 --> 00:14:55,894
Would you like to chase down
that punch with a nice beer?
340
00:14:59,564 --> 00:15:04,194
Oh, I'm kicking your ass!
341
00:15:05,278 --> 00:15:06,446
Good game, Mr. Forman.
342
00:15:06,613 --> 00:15:07,781
Oh, you leaving?
343
00:15:07,948 --> 00:15:09,116
Yeah.
344
00:15:09,282 --> 00:15:10,784
Come on, come on.
We'll play another game.
345
00:15:10,951 --> 00:15:12,119
No, Jackie's waiting for me.
346
00:15:12,285 --> 00:15:13,453
I really--
347
00:15:13,620 --> 00:15:15,580
one more game!
348
00:15:26,591 --> 00:15:28,218
You know who you
remind me of?
349
00:15:28,385 --> 00:15:29,594
Freddie prince.
350
00:15:29,761 --> 00:15:33,140
No, Ricardo montablan.
351
00:15:33,306 --> 00:15:35,976
You said model blonde.
352
00:15:36,143 --> 00:15:37,477
Okay, shut up.
353
00:15:37,644 --> 00:15:40,230
Okay, Fez, I want you
to say something,
354
00:15:40,397 --> 00:15:43,942
like, really slow?
355
00:15:45,485 --> 00:15:48,196
Hello, my darlings.
356
00:15:49,489 --> 00:15:53,076
And when I say hello,
you know what I mean.
357
00:15:53,869 --> 00:15:57,164
He was my friend first.
358
00:15:57,330 --> 00:16:00,167
Man, what's going on
with the pep squad?
359
00:16:00,333 --> 00:16:03,462
Yeah, they seem
extra stupid tonight.
360
00:16:05,005 --> 00:16:07,174
Jackie, this is for you.
361
00:16:07,340 --> 00:16:08,508
Ooh!
362
00:16:08,675 --> 00:16:10,177
Michael, what is it?
363
00:16:10,343 --> 00:16:11,511
Oh!
364
00:16:11,678 --> 00:16:13,346
It's hot rollers!
365
00:16:13,513 --> 00:16:16,099
And with steam!
366
00:16:20,562 --> 00:16:24,065
♪ Mele kalikimaka
is the thing to say ♪
367
00:16:24,232 --> 00:16:28,320
♪ on a bright Hawaiian
Christmas day ♪
368
00:16:29,696 --> 00:16:30,864
Hiya, red.
369
00:16:31,031 --> 00:16:32,199
How'd it go
tonight?
370
00:16:32,365 --> 00:16:34,326
Well, I sold a set
of hot rollers, Bob,
371
00:16:35,410 --> 00:16:38,497
and a, uh, pong game.
372
00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:40,499
[Doorbell chimes]
373
00:16:40,665 --> 00:16:43,793
I'll get it.
374
00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:45,754
May I help you?
375
00:16:45,921 --> 00:16:49,674
Ma'am. Do you own
a 1969 tan oldsmobile
376
00:16:49,841 --> 00:16:51,760
station wagon
in the driveway?
377
00:16:51,927 --> 00:16:55,180
No, I don't.
378
00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:57,557
Do you know who does?
379
00:16:57,724 --> 00:17:01,686
Yes, I do.
380
00:17:01,853 --> 00:17:03,563
Could you get them,
please?
381
00:17:03,730 --> 00:17:06,233
Sure.
Red.
382
00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:09,486
Sir, we believe your
vehicle was involved
383
00:17:09,653 --> 00:17:12,239
in the unlawful removal
of state property.
384
00:17:12,405 --> 00:17:13,573
What?
385
00:17:13,740 --> 00:17:17,202
We gonna have to confiscate
that tree.
386
00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:18,537
The tree?
387
00:17:18,703 --> 00:17:20,372
No, I mean...
It's all done.
388
00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:21,957
I mean, look at it.
389
00:17:22,123 --> 00:17:23,375
You--
i--
390
00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:25,961
no!
391
00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:36,388
Hey.
392
00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:37,722
I got you something.
393
00:17:37,889 --> 00:17:39,849
It's no big deal,
but, you know, Christmas.
394
00:17:41,393 --> 00:17:43,895
Suddenly, Hyde's
getting bashful?
395
00:17:47,274 --> 00:17:50,193
Oh, wow!
396
00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:51,695
This is great.
397
00:17:51,861 --> 00:17:53,029
Hey, what
is it?
398
00:17:53,196 --> 00:17:55,115
It's a picture
of me and Hyde.
399
00:17:55,282 --> 00:17:57,450
Yeah, that's you and me
in fifth grade.
400
00:17:57,617 --> 00:18:00,453
I had it in my drawer forever,
so I just framed it.
401
00:18:02,789 --> 00:18:05,000
That is so sweet.
402
00:18:05,166 --> 00:18:07,586
Yeah, that
is so sweet.
403
00:18:11,298 --> 00:18:13,925
Why don't you
open my present?
404
00:18:20,390 --> 00:18:22,475
Oh, white shoulders.
405
00:18:22,642 --> 00:18:24,686
I love this stuff.
Thank you.
406
00:18:24,853 --> 00:18:26,938
You're welcome.
407
00:18:28,523 --> 00:18:29,691
Oh my god.
408
00:18:29,858 --> 00:18:32,861
You can see my training
bra through my shirt.
409
00:18:33,028 --> 00:18:35,655
Yeah, I remember
that training bra.
410
00:18:38,074 --> 00:18:42,203
Um, I wish i'd...Gotten
you something like...
411
00:18:42,370 --> 00:18:45,248
Oh, man, it's nothing.
412
00:18:45,415 --> 00:18:47,334
It's not nothing.
413
00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:48,668
This is so thoughtful.
414
00:18:48,835 --> 00:18:51,796
It's the sweetest thing
anyone's ever given me.
415
00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:59,137
Well, next to the perfume.
416
00:19:00,263 --> 00:19:01,806
Right, well, I
wrapped it myself.
417
00:19:01,973 --> 00:19:04,726
I know how you
like things...
418
00:19:04,893 --> 00:19:07,312
Wrapped.
419
00:19:08,772 --> 00:19:13,234
Eric, before you
explain the beer,
420
00:19:13,401 --> 00:19:14,903
maybe you can tell me
why there are
421
00:19:15,070 --> 00:19:16,321
two state troopers
in the living room
422
00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:19,324
confiscating our
Christmas tree?
423
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:22,410
Well, that, uh,
funny story,
424
00:19:22,577 --> 00:19:24,245
and a true story--
425
00:19:24,412 --> 00:19:25,580
get to the point.
426
00:19:25,747 --> 00:19:28,249
We took the tree off
the side of the interstate.
427
00:19:28,416 --> 00:19:30,960
Well, that's
just great, Eric.
428
00:19:31,127 --> 00:19:32,879
Now, the party's over,
you're grounded,
429
00:19:33,046 --> 00:19:35,715
and I want what's left
of my 40 bucks.
430
00:19:35,882 --> 00:19:37,592
Kelso, give it to him.
431
00:19:37,759 --> 00:19:41,096
Oh no...
432
00:19:41,262 --> 00:19:45,392
Yeah, I sort of spent it
on Jackie's gift.
433
00:19:45,558 --> 00:19:48,478
Oh my god!
My hot rollers!
434
00:19:50,730 --> 00:19:53,858
You got in trouble
for me, Michael?
435
00:19:54,025 --> 00:19:56,403
Oh, I love you.
436
00:19:56,569 --> 00:19:58,279
[Crying]
437
00:19:58,446 --> 00:20:01,491
Oh, god bless us,
everyone.
438
00:20:05,412 --> 00:20:07,706
And Hyde loves Donna.
439
00:20:07,872 --> 00:20:09,666
Whoa!
440
00:20:09,833 --> 00:20:12,043
She's crazy, man.
441
00:20:12,210 --> 00:20:13,878
Eric, what the hell
is going on here?
442
00:20:14,045 --> 00:20:15,463
Have these girls
been drinking?
443
00:20:15,630 --> 00:20:16,965
No, look, dad,
I swear.
444
00:20:17,132 --> 00:20:19,342
Just mom's punch.
445
00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:26,307
Lousy with hooch!
446
00:20:26,474 --> 00:20:27,934
You see?
You see, red?
447
00:20:28,101 --> 00:20:30,937
She's drunk, man.
That's drunk talk.
448
00:20:31,104 --> 00:20:32,939
False.
449
00:20:33,106 --> 00:20:34,274
Come on, Jackie.
450
00:20:34,441 --> 00:20:37,944
I'll take you and
the sob sisters home.
451
00:20:38,111 --> 00:20:40,488
Eric, the rest of that beer
goes in my refrigerator.
452
00:20:40,655 --> 00:20:42,115
Donna, your father's
upstairs.
453
00:20:42,282 --> 00:20:43,450
I suggest you join him.
454
00:20:43,616 --> 00:20:45,285
Steven, you help Eric
clean up.
455
00:20:45,452 --> 00:20:46,953
And kelso,
456
00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:49,748
go home.
457
00:20:50,957 --> 00:20:52,125
Eric, do something.
458
00:20:52,292 --> 00:20:55,044
Your father's
taking my women.
459
00:20:59,132 --> 00:21:02,719
Thanks for
the gifts, guys.
460
00:21:02,886 --> 00:21:04,846
Merry Christmas.
461
00:21:20,945 --> 00:21:22,655
So, what did you get?
462
00:21:22,822 --> 00:21:23,990
I.D. bracelet.
463
00:21:24,157 --> 00:21:25,366
Cool.
464
00:21:25,533 --> 00:21:26,701
Is your name on it?
465
00:21:26,868 --> 00:21:29,829
Yeah.
What'd you get?
466
00:21:38,671 --> 00:21:39,839
Tube socks.
467
00:21:40,006 --> 00:21:43,176
Good.
468
00:21:43,343 --> 00:21:47,430
I mean, tube socks
are good.
469
00:21:50,517 --> 00:21:54,646
♪♪♪
470
00:21:56,231 --> 00:21:57,524
Thanks for working
tonight.
471
00:21:57,690 --> 00:21:58,983
Sorry it was
a slow night.
472
00:21:59,150 --> 00:22:00,401
No problem.
473
00:22:00,568 --> 00:22:01,736
Merry Christmas, red.
474
00:22:01,903 --> 00:22:03,863
Merry Christmas, Bob.
475
00:22:04,989 --> 00:22:06,825
Now, give me a hug.
476
00:22:06,991 --> 00:22:09,994
No, Bob, really.
I'm fine.
477
00:22:10,161 --> 00:22:12,413
Hey, it's the seventies,
men can hug.
478
00:22:12,580 --> 00:22:15,375
No, Bob.
They can't.
479
00:22:15,542 --> 00:22:17,460
Come on,
it's Christmas.
480
00:22:17,627 --> 00:22:19,504
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481
00:22:19,671 --> 00:22:22,799
captioning performed by the
national captioning institute, inc.
482
00:22:22,966 --> 00:22:24,884
Hey, look, mistletoe.
483
00:22:24,908 --> 00:22:29,908
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