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this is basically
all you need to know
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about bohr's theory
of atomic structure.
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Cool, man. Thanks.
I appreciate it.
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Listen, you don't mind me being
your chemistry lab partner?
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No.
Why would I mind?
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Just 'cause I, uh, you know,
I tend to blow things up.
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Whoa, whoa, um, buddy,
what are you doing?
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Unlocking my car.
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No way!
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This is your car!
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Oh, so you're
the guy I hate.
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Yeah.
That'd be me.
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Can I just...?
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Yeah.
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I'm just so glad
you're my lab partner.
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I can take you
for a ride if you want.
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No way.
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Let's go!
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Hey, don't do that.
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I'm kidding.
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Here you go, red.
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Your very
first paycheck.
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Thanks, Bob.
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You know, I really
appreciate the job.
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Yeah. I just wish you had
a commission check in there.
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Well, I haven't
sold a damn thing.
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Yet, but if I paid people
for almost selling something,
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you'd be rich.
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But I don't,
so you're not.
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But, hey,
today is your day.
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Oh, hi.
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May I help you?
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Yes. I'd like to buy
a refrigerator.
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Ooh-hoo.
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Well, what kind
of refrigerator would you like?
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Well, I don't know.
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Okay, what kind of features
are you looking for?
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Um...
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I'd like it to be cold.
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Yeah.
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Uh, well...
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How many cubic feet of food
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does your family
consume in a week?
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Gee, I don't know.
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I do know
I like harvest gold.
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See, well, now,
there's your first mistake.
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Now, color is the last thing
that you want to consider.
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You see, I can't
sell you something
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if you don't know
what you really want.
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Yes.
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It was wrong of me to walk
in here ready to write a check.
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But thanks.
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♪ Hangin' out ♪
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♪ down the street ♪
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♪ the same old thing ♪
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♪ we did last week ♪
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♪ not a thing to do ♪
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♪ but time to use ♪
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♪ whoa, yeah ♪♪
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hello, Wisconsin!
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Ooh!
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Where the hell
is forman, man?
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This isn't like him.
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I'm really startin'
to get worried.
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What if somethin'
happened to him?
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Nothin' happened to him.
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What if he's lost
or hurt somewhere?
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Calm down, Lassie.
I'm sure Timmy's just fine.
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Maybe we should
check the school morgue.
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Kelso, the school
doesn't have a morgue.
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Then what do we pay
all those taxes for?
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You know what kills me?
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You do better in school
than I do.
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I'm worried, man.
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Okay, fine. Now let's
just be logical, right?
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I mean, forman's
not gonna just ditch us.
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The cruiser's battery
is probably dead or somethin'.
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You know what?
It's startin' to get late.
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Maybe we should
just start walking.
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No, no. I'm not walking.
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If god wanted us to walk, he
wouldn't have given us forman.
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[Engine revs]
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Oh, my god,
that's buddy Morgan.
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Oh, man, I had such a crush
on him in the 7th grade.
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He's driving the fiery chariot
of the sun god.
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He's with Eric?
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This is a serious
clique breach.
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A serious clique breach?
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Well, that's
the worst kind.
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You see, buddy is
in the rich kid clique.
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They mingle
with the jock clique.
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Then you have your smokers
and your heads, okay?
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Rich kids can be smokers
and jocks can be heads,
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but jocks cannot be smokers
unless they're rich.
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What about Larry mosely?
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He's a rich, jock,
smoker, head.
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Okay, well, now you're
just being difficult.
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Hey, guys.
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Uh, buddy, you know
everyone, right?
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No, I don't think
we've actually met.
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No, I am Fez.
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My gods, buddy,
with a car like that,
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you must be knee-deep
in whores.
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Okay, let's head back
to my house.
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Well, now, red, you know,
working as a salesman
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is different
from working at a plant.
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You just--
you need time to adjust.
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You...
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Need to use
your people skills!
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Kitty, I don't have
any people skills.
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Okay, come on now.
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Come on.
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Buck up.
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You can do this.
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All you have to do
is smile.
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That is the most important
people skill of all.
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So come on,
let me see it.
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Yeah?
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Okay.
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You just keep on
smilin'.
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They're finally
getting off the island.
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No, Fez, they're not
getting off that island.
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But they have
a coconut radio.
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What could go wrong?
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Oh, "jilligan."
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Oh, there you guys are.
Hey, where have you been?
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Where have we--
where have you been?
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We've been
worried sick about you.
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We had to walk
all the way here, man.
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My feet are killing me.
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Are your fingers broken?
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You can't
use a phone?
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Do you know
it's freezing outside?
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And I'm wearing
my uncle's boots,
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so now I have a blister!
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Shaggy, Scooby,
we got company.
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So...
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Buddy Morgan.
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Yeah.
I know you.
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Yeah. I guess
it's my fault.
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I gave Eric a ride home,
so, uh--
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get outta my chair!
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Okay.
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I really have to
be going anyway,
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so--oh, hey, your car's
still at school, huh?
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Yeah, you're damn right it is!
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I could drop you off
if you want.
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Oh, yeah. Sure.
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And, hey, guys, I'm real sorry
I forgot about ya.
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Hey, did you
wanna drive?
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Hell, yes!
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I call back seat.
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Did you see that?
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He just ditched us
again.
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Do you even know how difficult
it is to clique jump?
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Eric has achieved
something very special,
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and you're both ruining
it for him.
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Oh, who cares?
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I'm tired, and I never
want to walk anywhere again.
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Michael,
walk me home.
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Okay.
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Okay, what's your problem
with buddy?
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I mean,
he seems nice enough.
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Screw him, man.
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I mean, he's got the money,
the car, the family.
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The teachers like him.
The counselors like him.
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Everybody likes him.
I hate him.
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Hyde, don't you think you're
overreacting just a little bit?
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Donna, let me tell you
somethin', okay?
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When high school's over,
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buddy Morgan's goin'
to a great college.
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You know where I'm gonna be?
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Sitting right here
in my uncle's boots.
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Well, at least you
got great friends.
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And, um, I'll always
be your friend.
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Thanks, Donna.
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That was sympathy Hyde,
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not an opening for you
to put your hand on my knee.
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Sorry.
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Move your hand.
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Well ma'am,
I'm a friendly guy.
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And I want to help you,
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but if you don't know
how many amps you need,
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there's nothing
I can do for you.
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Think, lady!
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Wait, wait, wait.
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Bob!
Bob!
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Hi, there.
I'm bargain Bob.
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Oh, I see you're
lookin' at blenders.
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Now, this one here,
all wrong for ya.
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I'd say
it's between these two.
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But this one...
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Visualize yourself
blending with this one.
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Huh?
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Oh, yeah.
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Okay, you just take that
over to the cashier
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and have
a beautiful day.
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Number ten,
your order is ready.
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Yeah.
I'll be right there.
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Number 10,
I have limited counter space.
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Please remove your hot dog.
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All right!
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I don't see why you just can't
serve us our food, frank.
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We are paying customers,
you know.
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Hey, I did not lose
a leg in Vietnam
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so that I can serve
hot dogs to teenagers.
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You have both
your legs, frank.
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Like I said,
I did not lose a leg in Vietnam.
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Hey guys.
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Hey, man,
where's forman?
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Uh, I don't know.
He's not with me.
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He's with that
damn buddy again.
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You know, he only
hangs out with buddy
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'cause he's
got a transam.
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So you guys
all hang out with Eric
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'cause of the vista cruiser
and the basement.
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We've been friends with forman
since he was a kid, man--
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way before he got
any of that stuff.
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That's right.
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Remember when he used to have
that tree house and a go-cart?
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Hey, you, buy somethin'
or get out.
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I've got a big wedding
comin' in.
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Frank, you don't have
a big wedding coming in.
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Oh, did I say wedding?
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Because I meant to say:
Buy something or get out.
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Fine.
I'll go someplace else then.
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Come on.
Let's go.
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Mmm...
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I'm not goin' anywhere.
I just bought a hot dog.
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I'm outta here.
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Hello. Welcome to the hub.
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May I help you?
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[Theme to courtship
of Eddie's father plays]
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♪ People let me tell you
'bout my best friend ♪
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♪ he's
a warmhearted person ♪
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♪ who'll love me
till the end ♪
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♪ people let me tell you
'bout my best friend ♪
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♪ he's a one boy,
cuddly toy ♪
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♪ my up, my down,
my pride and joy ♪
259
00:11:52,628 --> 00:11:54,504
♪ people let me
tell you 'bout him ♪
260
00:11:54,671 --> 00:11:56,131
♪ he's so much fun ♪
261
00:11:56,298 --> 00:11:58,050
♪ whether we're
talkin' man-to-man ♪
262
00:11:58,217 --> 00:12:00,093
♪ or we're talkin'
son-to-son ♪
263
00:12:00,260 --> 00:12:04,389
♪ 'cause he's my best friend ♪
264
00:12:04,556 --> 00:12:07,809
♪ yes, he's my best friend ♪
265
00:12:07,976 --> 00:12:09,937
♪ ba ba-da da da da ♪
266
00:12:10,103 --> 00:12:11,897
♪ ba da-da da da ♪
267
00:12:12,064 --> 00:12:14,524
♪ ba ba-da da da da ♪
268
00:12:14,691 --> 00:12:23,450
♪ ba do ba do ♪♪
269
00:12:27,496 --> 00:12:28,956
That was a great movie,
huh?
270
00:12:29,122 --> 00:12:31,166
Yeah, I mean, who would've
thought workin' in a car wash
271
00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:34,920
could be so much fun?
272
00:12:35,087 --> 00:12:36,630
So, what
do you wanna do now?
273
00:12:36,797 --> 00:12:38,882
I dunno.
274
00:12:39,049 --> 00:12:40,384
Oh! Ah!
Oh...
275
00:12:40,550 --> 00:12:41,843
What?
276
00:12:42,010 --> 00:12:43,470
Nothing.
277
00:12:43,637 --> 00:12:44,721
I forgot to call Donna.
278
00:12:44,888 --> 00:12:47,349
Oh...donna.
279
00:12:47,516 --> 00:12:50,143
So she's, like,
your, uh, girlfriend?
280
00:12:50,310 --> 00:12:51,853
I don't know. It's...
281
00:12:52,020 --> 00:12:54,314
Mm-hmm.
282
00:12:54,481 --> 00:12:55,983
I don't know.
283
00:12:56,149 --> 00:12:58,902
You know, it's--it's okay
to be confused, Eric.
284
00:12:59,069 --> 00:13:03,740
Yeah. You know, somethin'
about--i feel like...
285
00:13:03,907 --> 00:13:06,451
I don't know, like,
we're in a movie, right?
286
00:13:06,618 --> 00:13:09,496
And, um, I'm nervous
around her,
287
00:13:09,663 --> 00:13:13,083
and I feel like I'm playing
this part, right?
288
00:13:13,250 --> 00:13:14,126
But it's not me.
289
00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:16,211
Mm-hmm.
290
00:13:17,337 --> 00:13:19,006
Whoa! Whoa!
291
00:13:19,172 --> 00:13:20,090
Whoa!
292
00:13:20,257 --> 00:13:22,217
Whoa!
293
00:13:25,012 --> 00:13:25,721
What?
294
00:13:25,887 --> 00:13:27,264
You--you are--
295
00:13:27,431 --> 00:13:29,099
you're--you're gay.
296
00:13:29,266 --> 00:13:33,061
Me? No.
I'm not gay.
297
00:13:34,438 --> 00:13:36,690
You're not?
298
00:13:36,857 --> 00:13:41,111
But you, uh...
You just kissed me.
299
00:13:41,278 --> 00:13:43,405
Okay, I'm gay.
300
00:13:49,828 --> 00:13:52,414
Can you take me home now?
301
00:13:56,251 --> 00:13:57,794
Announcer:
And just because Johnny's a boy,
302
00:13:57,961 --> 00:13:59,463
don't think that
appearance and physique
303
00:13:59,629 --> 00:14:01,965
aren't important
to him, too.
304
00:14:02,132 --> 00:14:04,301
Johnny and janey
both need reassurance
305
00:14:04,468 --> 00:14:07,262
that they are accepted
and respected for what they are.
306
00:14:15,479 --> 00:14:16,521
Look, I'm not gay.
307
00:14:16,688 --> 00:14:18,982
Yeah, yeah.
308
00:14:20,859 --> 00:14:21,318
Are you sure?
309
00:14:21,485 --> 00:14:22,027
Yes.
310
00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:22,986
Because I just thought that--
311
00:14:23,153 --> 00:14:24,571
well, why would you
have thought that?
312
00:14:24,738 --> 00:14:26,281
Because we've been spending
so much time together.
313
00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:27,616
Because we're friends.
314
00:14:27,783 --> 00:14:30,160
I--I've been friends
with Hyde for years,
315
00:14:30,327 --> 00:14:31,995
and I never put
the moves on him.
316
00:14:32,162 --> 00:14:33,997
But Hyde's a jerk.
317
00:14:34,164 --> 00:14:37,417
Well, yeah,
but that's not the reason.
318
00:14:37,584 --> 00:14:39,503
It's because I'm not gay.
319
00:14:39,669 --> 00:14:41,755
Right.
320
00:14:43,715 --> 00:14:44,925
I'm sorry
for kissing you.
321
00:14:45,092 --> 00:14:47,386
That's okay--
I mean, it's...
322
00:14:49,638 --> 00:14:52,057
Let's just
forget about it.
323
00:14:55,268 --> 00:14:55,852
Do you wanna listen
to the radio--
324
00:14:56,019 --> 00:14:58,397
hey!
I told you I wasn't gay!
325
00:15:05,654 --> 00:15:07,030
I'm dead weight.
326
00:15:07,197 --> 00:15:09,324
I'm quittin', kitty.
327
00:15:11,910 --> 00:15:13,870
Well, now,
you can't quit.
328
00:15:14,037 --> 00:15:15,122
Why not?
329
00:15:15,288 --> 00:15:16,456
Because if things
keep goin' like this,
330
00:15:16,623 --> 00:15:19,084
Bob's gonna fire you, ha!
331
00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:23,547
It's a joke, red.
332
00:15:24,047 --> 00:15:26,299
Oh, I know, I know.
Let's do some role playing.
333
00:15:27,300 --> 00:15:28,468
What?
334
00:15:28,635 --> 00:15:29,302
Some role playing.
335
00:15:29,469 --> 00:15:30,720
I'll be
the interested customer,
336
00:15:30,887 --> 00:15:33,807
and you be the
helpful salesman.
337
00:15:33,974 --> 00:15:36,184
Does this end up
in the bedroom?
338
00:15:38,395 --> 00:15:39,479
We'll see.
339
00:15:39,646 --> 00:15:40,564
Oh.
340
00:15:40,730 --> 00:15:41,773
Okay.
341
00:15:41,940 --> 00:15:46,027
Here we go.
342
00:15:46,194 --> 00:15:48,238
My, that's a lovely blender.
343
00:15:48,405 --> 00:15:49,281
This is stupid.
344
00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:52,325
Red...
345
00:15:52,492 --> 00:15:55,245
Well, it's got stainless steel
rotor blades
346
00:15:55,412 --> 00:15:56,413
so it can crush ice,
347
00:15:56,580 --> 00:15:58,540
which is why I keep it
out here at the bar,
348
00:15:58,707 --> 00:16:01,585
um...and it has the highest
wattage that you can get
349
00:16:01,751 --> 00:16:03,420
without moving up
to the industrial model
350
00:16:03,587 --> 00:16:05,881
which would cost you
twice as much.
351
00:16:06,673 --> 00:16:08,633
Well, now, see, we have had
this blender all these years,
352
00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:11,178
and I never knew
that's why we bought it.
353
00:16:11,344 --> 00:16:11,887
You didn't know that?
354
00:16:12,053 --> 00:16:14,598
How could you
not know that?!
355
00:16:14,764 --> 00:16:16,850
Red, everybody
doesn't research every product
356
00:16:17,017 --> 00:16:18,643
before they buy it.
357
00:16:18,810 --> 00:16:20,937
Well, then,
they're dumb asses.
358
00:16:22,272 --> 00:16:23,148
That's right.
359
00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:27,861
And that's why they need you
to tell them what to buy.
360
00:16:28,028 --> 00:16:29,029
Hmm.
361
00:16:29,196 --> 00:16:31,031
[Snickers loudly]
362
00:16:31,198 --> 00:16:34,701
I think you are just
tailor-made for this job.
363
00:16:34,868 --> 00:16:35,952
Heck, I go
into buy something,
364
00:16:36,119 --> 00:16:39,331
all I know
is what color I want.
365
00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:44,419
You're one of them!
366
00:16:45,378 --> 00:16:48,465
Well, I think you should
be nice to me, red,
367
00:16:48,632 --> 00:16:50,050
because I think
I might be interested
368
00:16:50,217 --> 00:16:52,761
in purchasing a mattress.
369
00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:56,556
Kitty, we don't
even sell--oh!
370
00:17:03,647 --> 00:17:07,150
I miss Eric.
371
00:17:07,317 --> 00:17:09,152
Well, you
still have me.
372
00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:11,780
It's not the same,
Jackie.
373
00:17:13,406 --> 00:17:14,699
I can talk to Eric
about things
374
00:17:14,866 --> 00:17:18,620
that I can't
talk about with you.
375
00:17:18,787 --> 00:17:20,914
Okay, well, like what?
376
00:17:21,081 --> 00:17:22,624
Well...
377
00:17:22,791 --> 00:17:25,502
For instance, the annoying
things that you do.
378
00:17:25,669 --> 00:17:27,546
Michael!
379
00:17:27,712 --> 00:17:30,048
See?
I can't talk to you!
380
00:17:32,342 --> 00:17:34,970
Hey, Eric, how's it--
381
00:17:40,684 --> 00:17:44,145
So what's everyone
lookin' at?
382
00:17:44,312 --> 00:17:45,105
What are we lookin
at, man?
383
00:17:45,272 --> 00:17:46,523
We haven't
seen you in days.
384
00:17:46,690 --> 00:17:47,274
Oh, what, Hyde?
385
00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:50,026
You had to walk all the way
home from school again?
386
00:17:50,193 --> 00:17:53,863
That's not the only reason
we're upset with you.
387
00:17:54,030 --> 00:17:55,949
That's my only reason.
388
00:17:56,950 --> 00:17:58,660
I thought you
had another reason.
389
00:17:58,827 --> 00:18:01,037
No. That's pretty much it.
390
00:18:01,204 --> 00:18:03,081
Where's buddy?
391
00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:03,873
Oh, buddy.
392
00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:05,875
Oh...
393
00:18:06,042 --> 00:18:08,211
Oh, well,
buddy got...
394
00:18:08,378 --> 00:18:10,672
Busy, so...
395
00:18:12,048 --> 00:18:13,174
Yeah. I'm sure
he has a lot to do.
396
00:18:13,341 --> 00:18:14,676
He is popular.
397
00:18:14,843 --> 00:18:17,762
Yeah, and so
obviously gay.
398
00:18:20,307 --> 00:18:22,892
Buddy is not gay!
399
00:18:23,059 --> 00:18:24,978
Oh, please, Fez,
that's just stupid.
400
00:18:25,145 --> 00:18:27,689
If buddy was gay,
he would have been all over me.
401
00:18:32,152 --> 00:18:34,237
Well, he would've.
402
00:18:35,405 --> 00:18:38,033
See you guys later.
403
00:18:43,413 --> 00:18:45,498
So, forman...Uh...
404
00:18:45,665 --> 00:18:48,335
Now that
the scary kids are gone,
405
00:18:49,669 --> 00:18:51,796
is buddy gay?
406
00:18:52,922 --> 00:18:54,215
Well, I don't think
it's really my place to--
407
00:18:54,382 --> 00:18:57,010
he's gay.
He's gay.
408
00:18:57,177 --> 00:19:00,430
Okay, guys, hypothetical
situation, crazy scenario,
409
00:19:00,597 --> 00:19:02,974
it wouldn't happen in,
like, a million years.
410
00:19:03,141 --> 00:19:05,310
Let's just--let's say--
411
00:19:05,477 --> 00:19:08,104
okay?
412
00:19:08,271 --> 00:19:09,439
That buddy...
413
00:19:09,606 --> 00:19:11,608
Made a move on me.
414
00:19:11,775 --> 00:19:12,859
Eric, he's not gonna
make a move on you
415
00:19:13,026 --> 00:19:15,612
if he knows
you're straight.
416
00:19:16,196 --> 00:19:16,780
I don't know.
417
00:19:16,946 --> 00:19:19,032
I mean, forman
is pretty irresistible.
418
00:19:21,576 --> 00:19:23,370
I don't think he'll make
a move on me again.
419
00:19:23,536 --> 00:19:25,497
Again?
Again?
420
00:19:27,290 --> 00:19:28,458
Or for the first time.
421
00:19:28,625 --> 00:19:30,669
You know...
422
00:19:30,835 --> 00:19:32,671
I gotta go.
423
00:19:40,136 --> 00:19:43,098
You know, Donna...
424
00:19:43,264 --> 00:19:45,350
If forman ever
decides to dabble
425
00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:49,938
in the love that dare
not speak lt's name,
426
00:19:50,105 --> 00:19:51,981
I'm here for ya.
427
00:19:56,569 --> 00:19:58,530
Well, you've got
your variable speed here.
428
00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:00,156
It's completely
stainless steel throughout,
429
00:20:00,323 --> 00:20:02,033
so you know
it'll last forever.
430
00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:04,160
It comes with everything
you see, and, um...
431
00:20:04,327 --> 00:20:05,578
So the only decision
you'd have to make
432
00:20:05,745 --> 00:20:06,871
is what color do you want?
433
00:20:07,038 --> 00:20:07,997
Oh, I'll take white.
434
00:20:08,164 --> 00:20:08,998
Can't go wrong there.
435
00:20:09,165 --> 00:20:10,250
Thank you so much.
436
00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:13,461
You know, you're the most
helpful salesman I've ever had.
437
00:20:13,628 --> 00:20:14,629
Oh...
438
00:20:14,796 --> 00:20:15,714
Thank you.
439
00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:16,673
Sure.
440
00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:17,799
Well, you go ahead
and look around.
441
00:20:17,966 --> 00:20:19,801
I'll write this up.
442
00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:23,930
I sold a mixmaster.
443
00:20:24,556 --> 00:20:26,099
Aw, jeez,
red, that's great.
444
00:20:26,266 --> 00:20:29,185
What'd I tell ya?
Today is your day.
445
00:20:37,318 --> 00:20:39,070
Hello, kitty...
446
00:20:39,237 --> 00:20:41,364
Guess who sold a mixmaster.
447
00:20:46,870 --> 00:20:49,706
Hey, buddy, um...
448
00:20:49,873 --> 00:20:51,791
I'm gonna need those
chemistry notes back.
449
00:20:51,958 --> 00:20:54,377
Oh...yeah.
450
00:20:54,544 --> 00:20:57,213
Listen, man, if you don't wanna
be my lab partner any more,
451
00:20:57,380 --> 00:20:58,548
then I'll understand.
452
00:20:58,715 --> 00:21:01,259
No, no.
Oh, I didn't mean it like that.
453
00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:03,219
Um...
454
00:21:03,386 --> 00:21:06,097
Look,
we're still friends.
455
00:21:06,264 --> 00:21:07,974
Really?
456
00:21:08,141 --> 00:21:10,310
Yeah.
457
00:21:10,477 --> 00:21:13,021
A-Actually, buddy, um...
458
00:21:13,188 --> 00:21:15,774
I want to ask why, um...
459
00:21:15,940 --> 00:21:19,235
Why...why...
460
00:21:19,402 --> 00:21:21,654
Why me?
461
00:21:22,113 --> 00:21:24,157
I don't know, man.
It's probably...
462
00:21:24,324 --> 00:21:25,950
It's probably the same
reason that Donna likes you.
463
00:21:26,117 --> 00:21:27,577
You know, it's...
464
00:21:27,744 --> 00:21:30,747
You're smart
and sensitive and...
465
00:21:30,914 --> 00:21:32,791
You're nice-looking.
466
00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:36,544
Okay. Well, first of all,
I'm not really that smart.
467
00:21:36,711 --> 00:21:39,297
Those notes I gave you?
Copied.
468
00:21:39,672 --> 00:21:40,340
And as for sensitive,
469
00:21:40,507 --> 00:21:42,842
sometimes I can
just be downright mean.
470
00:21:43,009 --> 00:21:44,469
You're so cute.
471
00:21:47,889 --> 00:21:49,349
Well, that is--
472
00:21:49,516 --> 00:21:51,768
well, I guess I am. Hey.
473
00:21:53,978 --> 00:21:55,522
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474
00:21:57,607 --> 00:22:00,944
♪ people let me tell you
'bout my best friend ♪
475
00:22:01,110 --> 00:22:02,862
♪ he's
a warmhearted person ♪
476
00:22:03,029 --> 00:22:04,948
♪ who'll love me
till the end ♪
477
00:22:05,114 --> 00:22:09,494
♪ people let me tell you
'bout my best friend ♪
478
00:22:09,661 --> 00:22:11,538
♪ he's a one boy,
cuddly toy ♪
479
00:22:11,704 --> 00:22:13,748
♪ my up, my down,
my pride and joy ♪
480
00:22:13,915 --> 00:22:15,667
♪ people let me
tell you 'bout him ♪
481
00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:17,418
♪ he's so much fun ♪
482
00:22:17,585 --> 00:22:19,212
♪ whether we're
talkin' man-to-man ♪
483
00:22:19,379 --> 00:22:21,297
♪ or we're talkin'
son-to-son ♪
484
00:22:21,464 --> 00:22:24,133
♪ 'cause he's my best friend ♪♪
485
00:22:24,157 --> 00:22:29,157
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