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Laurie's bus
isn't here yet.
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Dad, can we get in the car
and turn on the heat?
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I'm freezing.
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I'm not wasting gas just
so you can be comfortable.
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Well, can we at least
go wait inside?
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I'm not going in that bus
station with those people.
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God, I'm freezing.
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Eric, I forgot
to tell you.
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Your sister's bringing
a friend home,
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so you'll be sleeping
in the basement.
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The basement?
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They should sleep
in Laurie's room.
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Oh, and red,
I've been thinking--
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maybe this Thanksgiving
we should skip the big Turkey.
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Small ones are on sale
at piggly wiggly.
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This family doesn't
scrimp on holidays.
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Can you imagine my mother
sitting down to a chicken?
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Red, your mother won't
eat my cooking anyway,
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so that won't be
a problem.
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Dad, they should sleep
in the basement.
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Red, last Thanksgiving
she said
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her jaw wasn't strong enough
to chew the Turkey,
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and that was
a magnificent Turkey.
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Dad, it's my room...
I work myself...
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All right. That's it.
Hold it.
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Now, kitty, don't get
worked up over my mother.
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And you, you're sleeping
in the basement,
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and we're all having
a happy damn Thanksgiving.
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Mommy, daddy...
This is Kate.
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Hi.
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Hi, sweetheart.
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Oh, let's get in the car.
You must be freezing.
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So you're Eric.
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Your sister didn't tell me
you were so cute.
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We are going to have
so much fun this weekend.
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You can sleep
in my room!
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Get Kate settled
into your room.
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Yeah.
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Oh, yeah, and, hey,
don't forget
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to show her your
g.I. Joe dolls.
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That's such a good idea.
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That'll give you a chance
to tell dad
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about that professor
you're dating.
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What?
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Dad, he's joking.
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Gosh, I hope it doesn't get
too cold tonight.
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I sleep
practically naked.
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So, kitty, looking forward
to Thanksgiving?
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Yes.
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Red's mother
is coming.
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What's that pet name
she has for you?
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Whore.
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Oh, you know,
she doesn't bother me
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as much as she does
red, and he's--
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he's tense enough, what
with Christmas coming up
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and him only working
part-time.
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Part-time, huh?
That's rough.
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Ooh, when Bob gets tense,
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we take a bubble bath
together.
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Soaking my naked body
really relaxes him.
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Oh, dear...
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Mom, telephone.
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Oh, I gotta go.
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♪ Hangin' out ♪
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♪ down the street ♪
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♪ the same old thing ♪
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♪ we did last week ♪
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♪ not a thing to do ♪
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♪ but talk to you ♪
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♪ whoa, yeah ♪♪
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hello, Wisconsin!
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So, this Kate,
is she hot?
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Of course she's hot.
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All college girls
are hot.
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I mean, we've all seen
the brochures, right?
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Okay. Donna, help me
play some music...
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Right now.
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So she's hot,
right?
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Oh, so hot. Yeah.
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Okay...
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Are you okay?
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Um...yeah.
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Donna,
how can you be okay?
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There's a college woman
sleeping in his bed.
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He's sleeping
in the basement.
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Donna, stairs are not gonna
stop a high school horn dog.
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Barbed wire will not stop
a high school horn dog.
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A wall of fire
will not stop--
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I get it, I get it.
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Poor Donna.
So naive.
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So what do you guys
want to do?
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Kate: Eric, I hope it doesn't
get too cold tonight.
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I sleep practically naked.
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Yeah, well...
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I guess
I'm just gonna, oh...
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Just kidding.
I'm tuckered out.
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So I might as...
Well go home.
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So tell me
about school.
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Oh, well, I've decided
to major in philosophy.
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That's good, because
they just opened up
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that big philosophy
factory in green bay.
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Eric, what did I tell you
about being funny?
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I'm not?
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That's right.
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Now...
Sweep the garage.
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Yes, sir.
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I wonder if the pilgrims
were clever enough
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to put peanut butter
in their celery.
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[Telephone rings]
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Kitty,
could you get that?
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I'm fixing
the drawer.
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Ahem.
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Oh, dear god.
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Your mother
has already called me
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five times this morning, red.
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You answer it.
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Kitty, I don't want
to talk to her.
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She gave birth
to you.
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Hello.
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Hi, ma.
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Really?
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It's for you.
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Hello, mother forman.
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Mm-hmm.
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Just like I told you--i don't
know--a half an hour ago,
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the kids will be there
at noon to pick you up.
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Yup. You're right.
I need to work on my attitude.
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Bye, then.
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You know...
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I could have married
bill Bauer.
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His mother was dead.
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What if he yells at me?
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He's not gonna
yell at you.
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You're doing him
a favor.
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Go, go...
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Red, heh, what a surprise
to run into you. Heh.
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I live here, Bob.
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Yep, yep, yep, yep,
yep, yep, yep, yep.
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Okay, I'm going in.
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Uh, actually,
red, I, uh...
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I just wanted
to ask you a favor.
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My appliance store
gets, you know,
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real busy
over the holidays, and, uh,
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I could use a little
help down there.
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Oh, you're
offering me a job?
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Now, I don't want you
to get the wrong idea.
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This is not charity.
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Charity?
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No.
Not charity.
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I'm not looking
for work anyway, Bob.
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But--
good night, Bob!
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Midge, he yelled at me.
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♪♪♪
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[Knock on door]
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Come in.
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Wow.
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What?
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Um, I was just coming up here
to get something to sleep in.
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So...
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I--i guess I'll
see you later, then.
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You can stay and talk
a minute if you want.
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O...kay.
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Close the door.
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O...kay.
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So...
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Kate.
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So, um, that's short
for Katherine, right?
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Yeah.
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Have a seat.
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So have you thought about where
you want to go to school yet?
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Oh.
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Well, I like...
Your school.
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I found
that it was really--
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I have to go
to bed now.
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Wait, we are in bed.
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Okay. I see.
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Okay.
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So...
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Good night.
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Good night.
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Eric...
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Just, um...
One second?
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[In thought] Okay, baseball,
Vietnam, Richard Nixon, pat Nixon,
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pat Boone, the girl who
does the weather--no, no!
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Okay, jellyfish, really big
spiders, come on, dig deep.
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Okay, the day we backed over
skipper in the driveway
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and instead of going
to the county fair,
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I had to Bury him
in the back yard.
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Okay.
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I'm good.
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And good night.
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Good morning, red.
Happy Thanksgiving.
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Yeah.
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Well, ahem...
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You're up
awful early.
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Well, luckily I heard
the phone ring
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when your mother called
at 5:00 this morning.
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Yeah. That, um...
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That is lucky.
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Oh, before I forget,
Laurie told me
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what she wants for Christmas.
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A portable TV
for her dorm room.
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Heh.
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I'm working part-time,
she wants a TV, great.
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Maybe Bob can get you a good
deal on one from his store.
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I don't need any help
from that damn Bob.
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You know what he did
yesterday?
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He offered me a job.
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He did?
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Oh, ho ho ho...
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Well, we have to move away
from such an evil man.
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Well, you're a lot of
fun in the morning.
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Hey...
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Turkey boy...
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Want to show me
your giblets?
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So you made out
with a college girl?
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Kinda.
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Start talking.
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Tell it like a story.
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Like a sexy story.
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Okay.
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She, like, jammed her entire
tongue into my mouth.
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And you wouldn't think
a girl had, like,
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that much tongue,
you know?
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That is great!
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Oh...oh, yeah.
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What?
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I don't know.
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I feel kinda guilty,
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almost like...Dirty.
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Dirty is good.
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I like
feeling dirty.
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No, no.
I mean, I feel bad.
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Look, I think
I gotta tell Donna.
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Really?
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Well, on behalf of
men everywhere--
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yeah, man. I mean,
the right thing to do
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is juggle them both until
it all blows up in your face.
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Look, you guys
don't understand.
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I can't hide
anything.
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The minute she looks
at me, she's gonna know.
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Hey, what are you guys
talking about?
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I kissed a girl.
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Oh, my god!
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You what?
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You know that friend my sister
brought home from college?
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The slutty one?
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Yeah.
That one.
268
00:13:04,992 --> 00:13:07,411
Um...i kissed her.
269
00:13:07,577 --> 00:13:09,288
Why are you
telling me this?
270
00:13:09,454 --> 00:13:11,415
I--i feel guilty...
271
00:13:11,581 --> 00:13:13,792
Because it was,
like...
272
00:13:13,959 --> 00:13:15,877
Really kissing.
273
00:13:16,044 --> 00:13:19,006
So what we do
isn't really kissing?
274
00:13:19,172 --> 00:13:20,424
I thought
you should know,
275
00:13:20,590 --> 00:13:24,011
considering that you
and I have a thing.
276
00:13:26,221 --> 00:13:28,348
Right?
277
00:13:28,515 --> 00:13:29,933
Well, obviously we
don't have a thing
278
00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:34,229
if you're running around
kissing slutty girls, right?
279
00:13:34,396 --> 00:13:36,481
Okay, you're mad.
280
00:13:37,316 --> 00:13:40,277
Mad?
Noooo.
281
00:13:40,444 --> 00:13:41,278
Why should I be mad?
282
00:13:41,445 --> 00:13:43,864
I mean, in fact, you can kiss
whatever you want.
283
00:13:44,031 --> 00:13:46,199
Start with
your own butt!
284
00:13:49,536 --> 00:13:50,704
Why are you here?
285
00:13:50,871 --> 00:13:53,915
Why are you
always here?
286
00:13:54,082 --> 00:13:57,336
It's Thanksgiving.
Don't you have families?
287
00:13:57,502 --> 00:13:59,296
Um...
Um...
288
00:14:03,508 --> 00:14:05,218
Hey, Donna,
you wanna talk?
289
00:14:05,385 --> 00:14:05,969
[Door closes]
290
00:14:06,136 --> 00:14:07,637
I guess Donna didn't
take it very well.
291
00:14:07,804 --> 00:14:09,389
Take what well?
292
00:14:16,730 --> 00:14:19,149
Eric made out
with Kate.
293
00:14:20,525 --> 00:14:21,943
Anything else?
294
00:14:22,110 --> 00:14:24,154
Your son
is a whore.
295
00:14:27,908 --> 00:14:29,284
Eric...
296
00:14:34,539 --> 00:14:36,375
Now, Donna just came through
here looking very upset.
297
00:14:36,541 --> 00:14:37,959
Would you have any idea
what that's about?
298
00:14:38,126 --> 00:14:38,794
I have no idea.
299
00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:40,962
She seemed fine
when we--
300
00:14:41,129 --> 00:14:41,880
um,
you already know.
301
00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:44,383
Of course I know.
302
00:14:45,550 --> 00:14:48,053
Donna is such
a sweet kid.
303
00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:50,597
How could you
do this to her?
304
00:14:50,764 --> 00:14:52,224
I don't know.
305
00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:53,600
You know,
it seems like bad things
306
00:14:53,767 --> 00:14:55,268
are always happening to me,
307
00:14:55,435 --> 00:14:57,896
like I have bad luck
or something.
308
00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:02,192
Son...
309
00:15:02,359 --> 00:15:04,778
You don't have
bad luck.
310
00:15:04,945 --> 00:15:07,489
The reason that bad things
happen to you...
311
00:15:07,656 --> 00:15:09,783
Is because
you're a dumb ass.
312
00:15:17,457 --> 00:15:19,501
Now, fix it.
313
00:15:22,629 --> 00:15:24,673
Look, Donna, um...
314
00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:26,091
Can we talk?
315
00:15:26,258 --> 00:15:26,883
I'll leave
you two alo--
316
00:15:27,050 --> 00:15:28,760
no.
317
00:15:28,927 --> 00:15:30,470
You should stay.
318
00:15:30,637 --> 00:15:32,180
We don't have secrets
in our house.
319
00:15:32,347 --> 00:15:33,306
We don't sneak
around on each other
320
00:15:33,473 --> 00:15:36,226
like a little horny rat
kissing other girls.
321
00:15:39,563 --> 00:15:41,398
Look, Donna...
322
00:15:41,565 --> 00:15:44,526
Um, please come to my house
for Thanksgiving dessert.
323
00:15:44,693 --> 00:15:47,320
Everyone's gonna be there.
You always come.
324
00:15:47,487 --> 00:15:50,115
Please don't let some stupid
thing that I did wreck that.
325
00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:51,533
Well, I can't
depend on you,
326
00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:53,869
so why should you be able
to depend on me?
327
00:15:57,622 --> 00:15:59,332
Look...
328
00:15:59,499 --> 00:16:02,544
Donna, please, okay?
329
00:16:02,711 --> 00:16:04,546
I'm really sorry...
330
00:16:04,713 --> 00:16:07,340
And...i feel really bad.
331
00:16:07,507 --> 00:16:09,759
Good!
332
00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:17,058
Poor thing.
333
00:16:17,225 --> 00:16:18,393
Mom!
334
00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:19,478
Oh...you!
335
00:16:19,644 --> 00:16:23,231
Of course
I meant you.
336
00:16:24,065 --> 00:16:26,943
As a food editor, I wanted
to find out for myself
337
00:16:27,110 --> 00:16:30,280
just what makes
the modern Turkey so good.
338
00:16:31,031 --> 00:16:33,909
Amen. Let's eat.
339
00:16:34,075 --> 00:16:35,160
Now, is everything
on the table?
340
00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:37,204
I still feel like
I forgot something.
341
00:16:37,662 --> 00:16:43,293
[Telephone rings]
342
00:16:43,460 --> 00:16:47,130
Oh, my god.
I forgot your mother.
343
00:16:48,006 --> 00:16:49,674
Hello, mother forman.
344
00:16:49,841 --> 00:16:51,927
No. I didn't forget you.
345
00:16:52,093 --> 00:16:54,763
I don't know. The kids left
a half hour ago to pick you up.
346
00:16:54,930 --> 00:16:56,932
I can't imagine
what's keeping them.
347
00:16:57,098 --> 00:16:59,184
Put that back!
348
00:16:59,351 --> 00:17:02,062
Toyota's blocking the car,
I need the keys!
349
00:17:02,229 --> 00:17:03,355
Would you hold on
one teeny-tiny second?
350
00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:08,360
For the love
of god, move!
351
00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:11,446
Are you sure they're not there?
Look out your window.
352
00:17:11,613 --> 00:17:13,657
Do you have
your glasses on?
353
00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:19,120
Where's
your grandma?
354
00:17:19,287 --> 00:17:20,539
She's not coming.
355
00:17:20,705 --> 00:17:23,917
She said she's going to
cousin Joel's for Thanksgiving.
356
00:17:24,084 --> 00:17:26,503
Ah. That's not so bad.
357
00:17:29,589 --> 00:17:31,049
Actually, she said
it was a shame
358
00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:32,217
she couldn't spend
what might be
359
00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:34,636
her last Thanksgiving
with her family,
360
00:17:34,803 --> 00:17:37,347
but she hopes we all
enjoy ourselves.
361
00:17:37,514 --> 00:17:39,099
Well, you know what?
362
00:17:39,266 --> 00:17:40,725
That's just fine.
Ha ha ha.
363
00:17:40,892 --> 00:17:44,854
I don't need to kiss some old
lady's a-s-s on my holiday.
364
00:17:48,108 --> 00:17:50,068
You heard
what I spelled.
365
00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:53,697
[Telephone rings]
366
00:17:53,863 --> 00:17:55,282
Forget it.
367
00:17:55,448 --> 00:17:57,701
[Ring]
368
00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:02,247
[Ring]
369
00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:07,377
[Ring]
370
00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:12,591
[Ring]
371
00:18:21,725 --> 00:18:23,560
Ohh...
372
00:18:30,317 --> 00:18:32,402
Whoo.
373
00:18:32,569 --> 00:18:34,029
So...
374
00:18:34,195 --> 00:18:38,575
You give an employee's discount
down there at your store?
375
00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:40,410
Twenty percent.
376
00:18:40,577 --> 00:18:42,120
Does that cover,
uh, anything,
377
00:18:42,287 --> 00:18:47,417
like, oh, say,
uh, portable tvs?
378
00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:52,631
Oh, heck, yeah.
379
00:18:52,797 --> 00:18:55,759
Congratulations, Bob.
You just hired me.
380
00:18:57,802 --> 00:18:59,137
Good.
381
00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:02,015
I'm glad
to hear it, red.
382
00:19:02,182 --> 00:19:05,477
You know you'll have to call me
Mr. Pinciotti at work.
383
00:19:08,938 --> 00:19:11,566
Oh, I got you good
that time.
384
00:19:14,569 --> 00:19:16,655
Donna, I am
so glad you came.
385
00:19:16,821 --> 00:19:18,823
I only came because
my mom made me, okay?
386
00:19:18,990 --> 00:19:21,409
Hey, Donna, all right,
good to see ya.
387
00:19:21,576 --> 00:19:22,619
Got you some pie.
388
00:19:22,786 --> 00:19:24,704
I don't want
any stupid pie.
389
00:19:25,455 --> 00:19:27,832
What?
I didn't kiss her.
390
00:19:33,088 --> 00:19:36,716
Hey, there, Bob.
You want a piece of pie?
391
00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:41,137
Oh, yeah.
392
00:19:52,273 --> 00:19:52,941
Hey, Donna--
393
00:19:53,108 --> 00:19:53,983
oh, don't get
all tough with me.
394
00:19:54,150 --> 00:19:55,110
Yeah?
Yeah!
395
00:19:55,276 --> 00:19:56,986
Okay.
396
00:19:58,655 --> 00:20:00,198
No, look.
397
00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:01,366
We need to talk.
398
00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:03,785
I'll start.
Get out!
399
00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:05,370
What do you
want me to say?
400
00:20:05,537 --> 00:20:06,329
I already
apologized.
401
00:20:06,496 --> 00:20:08,748
You just want
to forget about us
402
00:20:08,915 --> 00:20:11,126
because I kissed
some girl?
403
00:20:11,292 --> 00:20:13,169
Why'd you do it?
404
00:20:13,336 --> 00:20:16,089
Well, I have it on pretty good
authority that I'm a dumb ass.
405
00:20:19,050 --> 00:20:21,720
So you liked it?
406
00:20:21,886 --> 00:20:24,556
Yeah.
I liked it.
407
00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:26,808
"No" would have been
a better answer.
408
00:20:29,602 --> 00:20:31,563
Donna...
409
00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:33,606
Look...
410
00:20:33,773 --> 00:20:36,443
That kiss was great.
411
00:20:36,609 --> 00:20:38,987
And if I could take it back,
I would,
412
00:20:39,154 --> 00:20:42,490
because it's not worth ruining
what you and I have.
413
00:20:42,657 --> 00:20:46,244
Eric, you are
a dumb ass.
414
00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:50,373
So is that like,
"I forgive you, dumb ass"...
415
00:20:50,540 --> 00:20:54,794
Or, um, "get out
of my house, you dumb ass"?
416
00:20:54,961 --> 00:20:57,547
Well, mostly
the first one.
417
00:21:13,813 --> 00:21:15,565
Wow.
418
00:21:16,858 --> 00:21:17,650
Tongue.
419
00:21:17,817 --> 00:21:20,069
Oh, yeah.
420
00:21:22,113 --> 00:21:24,282
Okay, well, let's go
to dessert.
421
00:21:24,449 --> 00:21:27,577
Just, uh, one second?
422
00:21:27,744 --> 00:21:29,204
Donna?
423
00:21:29,370 --> 00:21:31,998
Just...one minute.
424
00:21:32,165 --> 00:21:36,211
[In thought] Silk
sheets, Joe nameth's butt
425
00:21:36,377 --> 00:21:38,338
strawberries...
426
00:21:38,505 --> 00:21:40,465
Slow dancing...
427
00:21:40,632 --> 00:21:41,800
Oh--
428
00:21:41,966 --> 00:21:45,845
the washing machine
with an unbalanced load.
429
00:21:48,890 --> 00:21:51,142
Well, I'm good.
430
00:21:51,726 --> 00:21:53,394
Captioning made possible by
carsey-Werner and fox broadcasting
431
00:21:53,561 --> 00:21:54,854
captioning performed by the
national captioning institute, inc.
432
00:21:56,147 --> 00:21:57,106
You haven't told
anybody else
433
00:21:57,273 --> 00:21:59,275
about last night,
have you?
434
00:21:59,442 --> 00:22:01,611
I mean, it's kind
of embarrassing--
435
00:22:01,778 --> 00:22:04,531
I mean, for me,
not you.
436
00:22:06,407 --> 00:22:08,910
Oh, no Kate,
that's our little secret.
437
00:22:10,286 --> 00:22:12,163
So, Kate,
you and Eric, huh?
438
00:22:12,330 --> 00:22:14,999
Like the graduate,
older woman, younger man--
439
00:22:15,166 --> 00:22:17,168
you know, if breaking up
couples is your thing,
440
00:22:17,335 --> 00:22:18,211
you can do
your thing with me,
441
00:22:18,378 --> 00:22:19,254
'cause i'm--
442
00:22:19,420 --> 00:22:21,256
Jackie:
Michael!
443
00:22:21,422 --> 00:22:23,299
Hello, Kate.
444
00:22:23,466 --> 00:22:25,051
May I see
your giant tongue?
445
00:22:25,075 --> 00:22:30,075
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