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[Deep voice]
Yep, that's right.
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100 bags of manure.
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Yeah, the wife and I are
redoing the front lawn,
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and, uh, tell you what,
if I'm not there,
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just dump it all
on the front porch.
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Bye-bye.
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Yeah, man.
Coach Jefferson is gonna freak.
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Yeah, well, he just shouldn't
have given me that "d."
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Oh, no. Dick Tracy's
trapped in a giant clam.
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Farewell, sweet dick.
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A man being eaten
by a giant clam.
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Now, I'm not
Sigmund Freud, but...
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Eric,
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the omen's playing
at the drive-in.
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You know what
this means for us?
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It's make-out city.
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I really like you
as a friend, kelso...
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Can I bring a girl?
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Yeah.
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Man, it's gonna
be great.
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Horror movies turn on
chicks faster than porno.
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Really?
Faster than that?
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Yeah, if only somebody would
make a porno horror movie.
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Oh, yeah. Then there'd be
no stopping you.
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Eric,
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is that kid from, uh,
not america down here?
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Dad, it's Fez.
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Yeah, whatever.
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The erdmans called,
and they--
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they want him to--
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go home.
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Kelso, stop saying
"porno."
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I didn't say it,
Mr. Forman. Fez did.
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You are a bitch.
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♪ Hangin' out ♪
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♪ down the street ♪
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♪ the same old thing ♪
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♪ we did last week ♪
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♪ not a thing to do ♪
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♪ but talk to you ♪
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♪ whoa, yeah ♪♪
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Steven:
Hello, Wisconsin!
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Okay, you know
what this is, red?
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Some lady magazine.
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It's cosmo.
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Oh, my--
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I'm gonna tell you
something, red.
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I just took the "how spontaneous
is your relationship" quiz,
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and you know what?
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What?
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We got 3
out of 10...
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And I cheated.
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Gee, I, uh,
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I can't help but notice
that you're pouting.
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Oh, no, no.
I'm not pouting.
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That would upset
our routine.
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God knows I wouldn't want
to move in a new direction
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and accidentally slip in
a puddle of fun or anything.
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Okay.
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Here's a thought:
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How about you and I
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treat ourselves
to a night out?
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Just the two of us.
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Well, that'd be
great, red.
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We'll go to Phillies.
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Phillies, huh?
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So you'll have
the Salisbury steak,
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and I'll have
the baked chicken. Again.
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Well, maybe I won't have
the Salisbury steak.
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I enjoy their ham.
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Oh, ham.
Well, okay.
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Then I can change
one answer on the quiz.
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So, okay, we have
4 out of 10.
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We have moved up from
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"predictable as the tides"
to "humdrum."
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Ha ha ha ha.
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I'll just go change.
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Damn cosmo.
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Whoo.
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Son, when we
took you in
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as an exchange
student,
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you became
our responsibility,
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and we're concerned
about this gang of ruffians
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you hang out with.
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They are my friends.
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That's exactly what
they want you to think.
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Now, we're not
inflexible.
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I mean, we looked
the other way
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when you started
wearing Cologne...
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But now...
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You've brought the devil's
music into our home.
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Oh, no, that is not
the devil's music.
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It is Eric's.
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Rebecca,
show the boy.
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Now listen to what happens
when she plays it backwards.
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[Distorted music]
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That cannot be good
for the record.
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There it is.
"Devil love me."
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"Devil lives."
It's clear as day.
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What's funny?
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In my language,
that record just said,
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"I want to sex
your monkey."
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Which I have never done.
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So, Donna,
I was thinking, uh,
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we should go see
a movie tonight.
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Oh, cool.
I'd love to see
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all the president's men.
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Oh.
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Well, I actually hear
that isn't very good.
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Oh.
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Yeah.
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Hey, uh, I was thinking
maybe the omen.
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Isn't that
at the drive-in?
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Is that at the--
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yeah, no, I guess it is.
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So do you want to go?
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Tonight?
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Um,
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yeah, sure.
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Announcer: When the
child was 5 years old...
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Something terrible
happened.
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The truth.
Where does it end?
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The omen?
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That's at the drive-in.
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I know. I don't know
what to do.
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I mean, I really
like Eric,
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and I'd like to have
a physical relationship, but--
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it's called make-out,
Donna.
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Say it.
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All right. Make-out.
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But I don't want it
to be public.
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I don't want it
to be tacky.
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I don't want there
to be pressure,
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and now it's this
tacky, public,
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pressure
make-out thing.
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I understand. Everybody
wants their first make-out
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to be special and
someplace romantic,
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like Ireland
or Disney world.
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Disney world?
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Right, sorry.
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So, let's focus.
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He asked you
to the drive-in.
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Donna say yes?
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And you said yes?
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Yes.
Yes.
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Yes. Oh, this is great.
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Me and Jackie
will come with you.
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No.
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Will you
come with us?
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Why?
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Why not?
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Well, you'd be
like competition.
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You'd be
like a loophole.
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Competition?
Loophole?
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Yeah, I'd have to keep up
with you and Jackie,
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and that would
make me nervous.
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I could always talk to you
if I get nervous,
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'cause you've got to be bored
with sex by now.
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Kels° and Jackie:
What do you mean?
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Eric and Donna: You guys have
done it, like, a million times.
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True.
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We have never
done it.
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Yeah. Slid in to home
on the second date.
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We got
to third base once,
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and that
was an accident.
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Whatever.
Whatever.
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Don't worry.
We'll be there.
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Fine. We won't go.
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Perfect.
Thanks.
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TV:
♪ new rice-a-ronl ♪
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♪ the San Francisco
treat ♪
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♪ new rice-- ♪♪
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Okay, now, see?
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This dress says,
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"look at me, notice me,
stare at me."
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It's all wrong.
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No, you look terrific.
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Especially for dinner
at the lion's head.
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No. It's no good.
I--what?
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The lion's head?
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I thought
we were going to Phillies.
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Well, I, uh,
changed my mind.
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Well,
you never do that.
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The lion's head.
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It is so fancy.
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They make the butter look
like little flowers.
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Yeah, yeah,
and it's different.
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I mean, hell, we haven't
been there in years.
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It'll be fun.
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Oh, oh.
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This is so exciting.
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Oh, oh.
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Okay, now, if we
are going to go
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to someplace
that fancy,
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I have to shave your neck.
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I'll get the clippers,
you hop in the tub.
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I am telling you.
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I heared it.
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The devil is singing
backwards on the record.
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It's not the devil, man.
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It's congress.
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They passed
a secret law
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to put backward messages
in our records, man.
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They want to kill
rock 'n' roll
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because they know
it makes us horny, man.
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Doesn't, uh,
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doesn't pretty much
everything make us horny?
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Cartoons make me horny.
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Oh, and--and food.
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When you play
the record backwards,
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you can hear
the devil speak.
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I am starting to hear
him everywhere. Aah.
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[Speaking backwards]
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[As one possessed]
Satan is your master, Fez.
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Worship Satan.
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[Whimpers]
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But before you
worship Satan,
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get him a cherry pop.
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Get Satan a cherry pop.
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Get Satan a cherry pop.
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Come on, man,
get me a pop.
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Fez, man,
get me a pop.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
I misunderstood.
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Satan's second choice
is root beer.
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Ay-yl.
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Werner, party of two.
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Werner, party of two.
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Red?
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What is this place?
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Excuse me.
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What happened
to the lion's head?
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Burned down.
Five dead. Real sad.
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Welcome
to blannigan's.
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May I take
your name?
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00:11:05,831 --> 00:11:08,083
I'll get back to you.
254
00:11:08,250 --> 00:11:10,794
Well, what do
you think?
255
00:11:10,961 --> 00:11:14,339
Well, um,
it certainly is different.
256
00:11:14,506 --> 00:11:15,757
Might not be
so bad.
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00:11:15,924 --> 00:11:19,052
On your left,
sparky.
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00:11:19,219 --> 00:11:20,095
Well, um,
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the staff is certainly
enthusiastic.
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I'm sure I can get us
a nice quiet table.
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♪ Happy birthday ♪
[Honk honk honk]
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♪ Happy birthday ♪
[Honk honk honk]
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♪ Happy birthday ♪
[Honk honk]
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00:11:30,272 --> 00:11:32,983
♪ To you ♪♪
[Honk]
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I'll put our name
on the list.
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00:11:38,363 --> 00:11:42,701
[Clearing throat]
Forman. Party of two.
267
00:11:42,868 --> 00:11:45,662
Okey-dokey. That'll
be about 2 hours.
268
00:11:48,874 --> 00:11:50,209
Here's 20 bucks.
269
00:11:50,375 --> 00:11:52,669
All right. We'll have
something in about 15 minutes.
270
00:11:54,129 --> 00:11:56,715
You don't want this place
to burn down twice, do you?
271
00:11:59,593 --> 00:12:01,803
All right.
We have something right now.
272
00:12:01,970 --> 00:12:03,889
That's what I thought.
273
00:12:04,681 --> 00:12:06,850
Well, sweetheart,
this is our lucky night.
274
00:12:07,017 --> 00:12:08,810
Oh, uh, would you
check this?
275
00:12:08,977 --> 00:12:10,354
Sure.
276
00:12:10,520 --> 00:12:12,606
Looks real good.
277
00:12:14,816 --> 00:12:16,276
All right. Let's go.
278
00:12:16,443 --> 00:12:18,737
Um,
maybe I should, uh,
279
00:12:18,904 --> 00:12:20,781
go back to my house
and pop some popcorn,
280
00:12:20,948 --> 00:12:24,201
'cause...they
always overcharge.
281
00:12:25,285 --> 00:12:27,037
Jackie and kelso.
282
00:12:27,204 --> 00:12:28,747
What are you guys
doing here?
283
00:12:28,914 --> 00:12:30,999
Nothing. What are you
guys doing here?
284
00:12:31,166 --> 00:12:33,585
Donna and I
are going to the drive-in.
285
00:12:33,752 --> 00:12:34,753
Remember?
286
00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:37,297
Thank you, Eric.
We'd love to go.
287
00:12:37,464 --> 00:12:38,757
Michael,
get in the car.
288
00:12:38,924 --> 00:12:39,508
But, I...
Don't--
289
00:12:39,675 --> 00:12:42,177
get in the car.
290
00:12:45,389 --> 00:12:47,182
Ahem.
291
00:12:47,683 --> 00:12:50,018
Look, this isn't what
we talked about at all.
292
00:12:50,185 --> 00:12:52,896
I-I'm sorry, man.
293
00:12:53,063 --> 00:12:55,107
I'll take it slow.
294
00:12:55,274 --> 00:12:57,234
Try to keep up.
295
00:12:58,735 --> 00:13:01,905
Whoo-hoo!
Going to the drive-in.
296
00:13:09,871 --> 00:13:13,000
Hello, I'm guy,
and I'll be your waiter.
297
00:13:13,166 --> 00:13:14,209
Would either of you
like to help yourself
298
00:13:14,376 --> 00:13:17,045
to our blannigantastic
salad bar?
299
00:13:18,714 --> 00:13:20,340
What's a salad bar?
300
00:13:20,507 --> 00:13:21,800
Oh, it's right
over there.
301
00:13:22,509 --> 00:13:24,636
All the salad fixings,
302
00:13:24,803 --> 00:13:27,180
and you make your own
blannigantastic salad.
303
00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:31,643
You mean my wife
has to make her own salad?
304
00:13:31,810 --> 00:13:34,062
It'll be worth
the trip.
305
00:13:34,229 --> 00:13:35,147
You're kidding,
right?
306
00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:35,981
Red.
307
00:13:36,148 --> 00:13:38,650
No, no, no,
kitty. It's okay.
308
00:13:38,817 --> 00:13:40,402
Uh, guy,
309
00:13:40,569 --> 00:13:42,112
my wife didn't get
all dressed up
310
00:13:42,279 --> 00:13:44,156
for a special night out
311
00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:46,241
so that she could
make her own salad.
312
00:13:46,408 --> 00:13:48,160
See, she could
do that at home.
313
00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:50,579
For free.
314
00:13:50,746 --> 00:13:52,789
But she wouldn't have
8 blannigantastic dressings
315
00:13:52,956 --> 00:13:55,083
to choose from at home,
would she?
316
00:13:55,250 --> 00:13:56,418
Are you being
a wiseacre?
317
00:13:56,585 --> 00:13:57,419
Red, honey,
honey,
318
00:13:57,586 --> 00:13:59,338
your neck vein.
It's poking out.
319
00:13:59,504 --> 00:14:01,006
Sir,
320
00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:03,508
I can't bring her a salad.
I'll get in trouble.
321
00:14:03,675 --> 00:14:05,969
What the hell kind
of a restaurant is this?
322
00:14:06,136 --> 00:14:07,846
You got 8 people singing
happy birthday,
323
00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:10,349
and nobody can bring
my wife a damn salad.
324
00:14:10,515 --> 00:14:11,183
Red, honey,
325
00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:14,561
neck vein, neck vein,
neck vein.
326
00:14:14,728 --> 00:14:16,396
Come on, kitty.
Let's get out of here.
327
00:14:16,563 --> 00:14:17,939
♪ Happy birthday ♪
[Honk honk honk]
328
00:14:18,106 --> 00:14:21,234
Oh, screw your
freakin' birthday.
329
00:14:28,116 --> 00:14:29,493
Announcer: Please replace
the speaker on its rack
330
00:14:29,659 --> 00:14:31,036
when you're ready
to leave.
331
00:14:31,203 --> 00:14:32,329
Failure to do so
will damage
332
00:14:32,496 --> 00:14:35,040
both the speaker
and your car.
333
00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:44,800
[Omen soundtrack plays hymn]
334
00:14:44,966 --> 00:14:49,471
[Slurping sounds]
335
00:14:49,638 --> 00:14:53,558
God, this movie
even sounds gross.
336
00:14:53,725 --> 00:14:57,896
That's not
the movie.
337
00:14:58,063 --> 00:14:59,106
Ahh.
338
00:14:59,272 --> 00:15:01,149
So...
[Clearing throat]
339
00:15:01,316 --> 00:15:02,943
You guys okay
up here?
340
00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:05,862
Uh, no. Um,
341
00:15:06,029 --> 00:15:07,155
I want popcorn,
342
00:15:07,322 --> 00:15:09,991
and I want Eric
and kelso to go get it.
343
00:15:10,158 --> 00:15:11,535
Oh, Eric
can go get it.
344
00:15:11,701 --> 00:15:12,828
No.
345
00:15:12,994 --> 00:15:14,162
Michael, go.
346
00:15:14,329 --> 00:15:17,874
Okey-doke.
347
00:15:19,334 --> 00:15:23,338
I didn't bring you here
to suck kelso's face off.
348
00:15:23,505 --> 00:15:24,881
I know.
349
00:15:25,048 --> 00:15:26,174
I'm sorry.
350
00:15:26,341 --> 00:15:27,926
This is so awkward.
351
00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:30,804
You're right, and I wasn't
being a very good friend.
352
00:15:30,971 --> 00:15:32,806
No more making out.
353
00:15:32,973 --> 00:15:35,267
I promise.
354
00:15:36,768 --> 00:15:37,310
All right, uh,
355
00:15:37,477 --> 00:15:39,146
about the popcorn?
356
00:15:39,312 --> 00:15:40,272
I need money.
357
00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:41,773
What? I don't
want popcorn.
358
00:15:41,940 --> 00:15:45,527
Get back in the car.
359
00:15:45,694 --> 00:15:48,280
She doesn't know
what she wants.
360
00:15:52,409 --> 00:15:53,577
No. Michael,
Michael, no.
361
00:15:53,743 --> 00:15:55,912
We are gonna watch the movie
with Eric and Donna.
362
00:15:56,079 --> 00:15:57,372
But I missed
the beginning.
363
00:15:57,539 --> 00:15:58,081
Okay, the little
kid's a devil,
364
00:15:58,248 --> 00:16:01,710
they have to kill him.
Watch the movie.
365
00:16:01,877 --> 00:16:04,045
Woman in movie:
Look at me, Damien.
366
00:16:04,212 --> 00:16:06,590
It's all for you.
367
00:16:08,884 --> 00:16:10,635
[Crash]
368
00:16:10,802 --> 00:16:15,307
Aah!
Aah!
369
00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:24,900
Donna, it's--
370
00:16:25,066 --> 00:16:26,026
it's just a movie.
371
00:16:26,193 --> 00:16:29,905
Oh.
372
00:16:32,949 --> 00:16:33,992
Do you want to sit
somewhere else?
373
00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:36,203
So bad.
374
00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:42,501
So...
375
00:16:42,667 --> 00:16:44,169
Here we are.
376
00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:45,462
Back at Phillies.
377
00:16:45,629 --> 00:16:48,757
Yep.
Good old Phillies.
378
00:16:48,924 --> 00:16:51,092
Good food
at a fair price.
379
00:16:51,259 --> 00:16:53,845
You're ordering
the Salisbury steak, aren't you?
380
00:16:54,012 --> 00:16:58,099
Nope.
I'm going for the ham.
381
00:16:58,266 --> 00:16:59,893
Red, don't put your
hat on the counter.
382
00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:01,895
It's all greasy.
383
00:17:05,941 --> 00:17:06,858
Hey, pal?
384
00:17:07,025 --> 00:17:10,070
Can I get some,
uh, half and half?
385
00:17:11,863 --> 00:17:15,575
Well, isn't this familiar?
386
00:17:22,749 --> 00:17:24,417
Okay, now here's how
we sneak the devil music
387
00:17:24,584 --> 00:17:27,170
past ozzie
and Harriet.
388
00:17:27,337 --> 00:17:28,797
Observe.
389
00:17:28,964 --> 00:17:32,008
Alice Cooper,
meet pat Boone.
390
00:17:35,011 --> 00:17:36,596
[Strains]
Don't resist me, pat Boone.
391
00:17:36,763 --> 00:17:37,931
[Falsetto]
No, you're hurting me.
392
00:17:38,098 --> 00:17:39,558
Come on, take it.
No, it hurts.
393
00:17:39,724 --> 00:17:40,517
Come on.
No.
394
00:17:40,684 --> 00:17:46,314
Ohh.
395
00:17:46,481 --> 00:17:49,609
But what if my
host parents hear it?
396
00:17:49,776 --> 00:17:52,654
Then Satan commands
us to kill them, Fez.
397
00:17:54,114 --> 00:17:56,783
No.
398
00:17:56,950 --> 00:17:59,035
Tell you what.
We'll use the headphones.
399
00:17:59,202 --> 00:18:00,954
Yes.
400
00:18:03,498 --> 00:18:06,710
Kitty, I'm sorry
about tonight.
401
00:18:06,876 --> 00:18:09,212
Oh, it's not
your fault, red.
402
00:18:09,379 --> 00:18:12,841
You know how emotional
I get when I read cosmo.
403
00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:15,218
Boy, do I.
404
00:18:15,385 --> 00:18:18,805
You know, okay, at least
we gave it a try.
405
00:18:18,972 --> 00:18:20,849
I guess we have
slowed down.
406
00:18:21,016 --> 00:18:22,601
Flattened out.
407
00:18:22,767 --> 00:18:24,853
Oh, at our age,
it's inevitable.
408
00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:26,730
Okay, that's it.
409
00:18:27,230 --> 00:18:28,857
Red!
Oh, my lord.
410
00:18:29,024 --> 00:18:31,693
You're not flashing back
to guadalcanal, are you?
411
00:18:31,860 --> 00:18:33,403
Hold on, kitty.
412
00:18:33,570 --> 00:18:35,822
The night's
not over.
413
00:18:40,243 --> 00:18:42,495
You know the stars
are really just--
414
00:18:42,662 --> 00:18:43,663
forget it.
415
00:18:43,830 --> 00:18:45,749
What?
416
00:18:45,915 --> 00:18:48,918
Nothing.
417
00:18:55,342 --> 00:18:57,886
Well, uh,
418
00:18:58,053 --> 00:18:59,054
Jackie and kelso
have certainly
419
00:18:59,220 --> 00:19:01,139
made themselves
comfortable.
420
00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:02,766
Yeah.
421
00:19:02,932 --> 00:19:05,727
It's a roomy car.
422
00:19:05,894 --> 00:19:08,104
Yeah, it is.
423
00:19:08,271 --> 00:19:12,067
You know, the bench seat
in the vista cruiser...
424
00:19:18,198 --> 00:19:18,823
Is the same
as what's in
425
00:19:18,990 --> 00:19:19,991
the full-size
Pontiac Catalina.
426
00:19:20,158 --> 00:19:21,951
Wow, that's
interesting.
427
00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:26,831
[Cheers from crowd]
428
00:19:32,087 --> 00:19:35,215
Guy:
Smooth move, forman!
429
00:19:56,194 --> 00:19:58,655
Okay, kids.
Break it up.
430
00:19:58,822 --> 00:20:00,240
Let's go.
431
00:20:00,407 --> 00:20:03,952
Whoa.
Hey, you're...Adults.
432
00:20:04,411 --> 00:20:06,162
Damn right
we're adults.
433
00:20:06,329 --> 00:20:07,622
I'm sorry, sir.
434
00:20:07,789 --> 00:20:09,374
My mistake.
435
00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:10,208
That's quite
all right.
436
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:12,085
We all
make mistakes.
437
00:20:12,252 --> 00:20:13,920
Now, why don't you
go bust
438
00:20:14,087 --> 00:20:16,214
some pot-smoking
teenagers
439
00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:18,258
before I give you
a good adult-size
440
00:20:18,425 --> 00:20:20,427
kick in the ass?
441
00:20:24,264 --> 00:20:25,432
Yes, sir.
442
00:20:25,598 --> 00:20:27,684
Thank you, sir.
443
00:20:27,851 --> 00:20:29,644
Enjoy your evening.
444
00:20:31,146 --> 00:20:32,522
Oh, red.
445
00:20:32,689 --> 00:20:35,316
That was so sweet.
446
00:20:35,483 --> 00:20:38,319
You let him off
with a warning.
447
00:20:39,446 --> 00:20:40,905
Yeah,
448
00:20:41,072 --> 00:20:43,241
but you're not getting off
that easy.
449
00:20:43,408 --> 00:20:45,577
Oh, red.
450
00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:50,457
♪ Da-da-da-da-da
da-da-da ♪
451
00:20:50,623 --> 00:20:52,917
♪ raindrops keep
fallin' on my head ♪
452
00:20:53,084 --> 00:20:54,252
♪ ba-ba ♪
453
00:20:54,419 --> 00:20:56,129
♪ just like a guy
whose feet ♪
454
00:20:56,296 --> 00:20:59,215
♪ are too big
for his bed ♪
455
00:20:59,382 --> 00:21:02,844
♪ in-a-gadda-da-vida,
honey ♪
456
00:21:03,011 --> 00:21:05,847
This loud music will not
damage my hearing?
457
00:21:06,014 --> 00:21:08,683
No, no.
It's good for you.
458
00:21:13,730 --> 00:21:15,106
Hey, dad.
459
00:21:15,273 --> 00:21:16,399
Hey, son.
460
00:21:16,566 --> 00:21:17,650
How was the movie?
461
00:21:17,817 --> 00:21:18,943
It was pretty gory.
462
00:21:19,110 --> 00:21:20,945
Yeah?
How'd it end?
463
00:21:21,112 --> 00:21:23,823
I don't remember.
464
00:21:23,990 --> 00:21:25,950
Atta boy.
465
00:21:31,456 --> 00:21:33,291
So, how was
your night?
466
00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:37,003
It was fantastic.
467
00:21:37,170 --> 00:21:38,880
Well, that's great.
Good night, dad.
468
00:21:39,047 --> 00:21:41,424
Night, son.
Oh, and, uh,
469
00:21:41,591 --> 00:21:43,885
be quiet going upstairs.
470
00:21:44,052 --> 00:21:48,139
Your mother is...
Very tired.
471
00:22:03,655 --> 00:22:05,323
So Phillies was fun?
472
00:22:05,490 --> 00:22:07,158
Yes, indeedy.
473
00:22:07,325 --> 00:22:08,618
Very dependable.
474
00:22:08,785 --> 00:22:11,162
As always.
475
00:22:11,186 --> 00:22:16,186
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