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It tastes way better than chocolate, and that's why I'm making a long day.

No, um, it tastes like chocolate, actually. Not even chocolate, I think.

like a hazelnut flake or something. I don't know.

It's like liquid fricking chocolate. It's so good.

Willy Wonka wouldn't have it in his factory.

Definitely not.

I don't know. Well, you're just a prick.

So. Jeez, okay.

I don't have to deal with this freezing cold. I got to deal with you all day

today.

It's your fault.

Everything's your fault.

When's your mom coming home?

I don't know how to fix this.

Give me your phone. Where's your phone?

Why don't you have a phone? You're the older one.

Why did I get stuck with you today?

Go fix the fucking heater then.

I don't know how.

Figure it out. You're older.

I don't want to.

You go do it. I literally have no friends over. This is why... This is why

you're so stupid.

If I look at it, will you just stop?

Maybe.

This is why you like waffles. You're fucking weirdo.

I love waffles. Yeah, you're right.

You like fucking Nutella.

Who doesn't? It's fucking chocolate.

Who likes waffles? You literally put Nutella on waffles.

I honestly...

Did you fix it? I don't.

Oh, my God. I didn't know you were there.

Did you fix it?

No. I think I might have even broke it more.

Oh, my God.

I'm going to tell your mom as soon as she gets home. You are crazy.

Listen, I'm going to put you outside with this.

Go. Just get away from me. Let me figure this out real quick.

Okay, so it's set on old.

My God.

It's working, but it's not blowing heat. You're not helping any at all.

If we don't keep this going, we're going to freeze it.

Don't fall.

Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my God. How are you doing?

Breathing in here.

I'm telling you, like, he literally doesn't even know how.

He's older than her.

He should know how to fucking do it.

Well, who cares if we can't do that? Right.

Yeah,

well, I can be an idiot all I want with this presidential seat here.

So, Mr.

President, what are you going to do?

Well, we're either going to freeze to death or we do have a, I guess,

Well, you're not allowed to touch that.

Well, if you just shut your lip and don't tell your mother, we could use it

survive probably.

Well, mom said that you can't touch it because you would probably burn the

down because they never showed you how.

If I do it and I don't burn the house down, will you just, like, get off my

case? No.

It can't be that hard.

Thank you.

I'm free. But he's an idiot.

You don't understand. I have no idea how the fuck my dad married your mom.

Oh, my God.

I don't know.

Let me stay here.

Okay, Mr.

President.

You already look so stupid.

I'm recording this.

Is that

real wood?

Doing great, guys.

Doing great.

Sorry, Dad would be so proud of you right now.

Why don't you just stick your finger in here?

Are you sure?

You should try. There's gotta be something.

Um, maybe... Well, what the... I've never seen like a... Oh, yeah.

Okay, yeah.

Maybe that's instead of the finger. I heard that, and I'm definitely telling

mom right now. She's not even recording.

Oh, asshole.

I don't want to be cut, but you cut first.

Come on, guys, can we just get along?

Whoa.

Oh, yeah.

We're going to stay close to Oliver.

Is it? I hear it, yeah.

Where's the fireplace?

Yeah,

we probably will.

Perfect. Do you want to... Maybe... I don't have a fireplace in my house, so I

don't know what to expect.

Let's fucking go.

Let's go, my guy!

That's what I'm talking about!

Let's fucking go. They said we couldn't do it, dude. I mean... Maybe we'll just

turn it down.

Keep it up, John. Freeze it. Yeah, we'll leave it up for a little bit.

And then we'll bring it down.

Whoa!

Look at that!

Did you see that?

That's your sister, dude.

Give me some of that shit.

Get out of here.

That's my focus. That's it.

What are you talking about, guys?

Well, now that you actually did something right for once, we can

mom's famous donuts. Oh, gee.

It's cereal, isn't it?

What?

Can you

try living with him?

But these are great.

Oh, my goodness.

I've got to get these off.

Oh, yeah.

Wait till you take a bite of it. Ooh, yeah.

Dude.

What? Get the fucking milk, bro.

Okay.

Who else is going to do it?

Fuck it.

I mean... Yeah, um... Oh, right, guys.

You like 1%, 2%, 10 mil, whole mil?

Oh, okay. Mom likes to give us, like, certain amounts. I don't like to waste

around here.

Wow. This is extra.

I don't think I've got the bottle.

Yeah, our mom or... Wait, how do we even eat this?

I'm glad you asked.

Okay, so first, you take your shot of milk.

Take that top off, right?

Then you're going to pour it into the thinner where all the cereal is.

Okay, pour it in.

Look at this. Oh, I'm excited.

After you pour it in, right up to the top. Right up to the rim.

These have never done this before.

Right up to the rim. Take your white chocolate spoon.

Dip it down in there. Get some of that sweet goodness on top of it. Make sure

you take a bite and actually bite through your spoon.

Ready?

One, two.

That is pretty good.

Fucking fire.

How do we prove it? Your mom did one thing right in her life, right?

How do we prove it now? Right?

Your mom did something right for once in her life. I mean... Anyway, so now to

finish it, do I answer your question?

Literally, just pick it up, look at it. It's like, I'm about to do some dirty

things to you, right?

And then just... Ready?

Yes. Okay.

Three.

Three.

Two.

That is pretty good. Oh my god.

Kind of a mess though.

It's a big mess.

It's a big mess.

There's chocolate on the bottom too.

There's chocolate on the bottom. There's chocolate all the way through it

actually. Wow.

Stop acting like you're my mom.

Pussy.

Don't know how your mom could put something together so sweet and then

such a monster

It is.

I mean, yours is soft.

It is warming up a little bit.

No. Okay.

Come on.

Have a good one.

Glad we got that fire going, right?

Right. This is really nice.

I'm not cold anymore.

Tyler, you cold?

Not as much as I was earlier.

Right? That's what I'm saying.

I'm so cold.

Okay. I mean, I played a game the other day at this party.

Oh, your first one.

Yes. It would happen to be my first one, thank you. Anyway,

um, no, so, uh, we played this game called Never Have I Ever.

What's that?

Play it again.

You guys know how to play this?

Okay, you know how to play it, explain it to them. Go ahead.

You put a finger down every time that you've done something.

So, like, never have I ever kissed somebody.

You can kiss somebody, you put a finger down.

That's it? That's it.

Yeah, that's it, yeah.

So, that's it.

Um, you guys want to help?

Yeah, sure.

But you better not help if I put fingers down.

Me neither.

I would love to help you, but I don't even.

Okay, yeah, put your hands up. Okay, um, I can start. Never have I ever

shoplifted.

My mama. Yeah, okay.

Go ahead.

Never once have I ever cheated on a boyfriend.

Oh, wait.

You're such a stranger.

You're putting yourself out. I thought you said you did this.

I forgot I did this one, guys.

Okay, well.

Yeah. Um, never have I ever

masturbated.

Whoa.

I mean, I think we can all agree.

I think we can all agree. I think anyone would agree with us on this.

Alright, um.

Alright, let me see here.

I know how to do it.

Okay, yeah. Never have I ever masturbated with a toy.

You're dropping some fingers over there.

We're still good.

Yeah, that's right. Yeah. Okay.

All right. All right.

Okay.

Never have I ever thought about kissing someone in this

room.

We'll just skip that one, maybe. This is your turn.

Never have I ever thought about fucking

someone in this room.

This is going kind of far, I think.

Yeah, I've lost two thumbs.

I'll put one down.

You put a thumb down?

Yeah.

You're not thinking about my sister, are you?

You're not thinking about my sister, are you?

Well, okay, let's keep going.

Who's next?

That's sister, it's okay.

That's the big one.

Okay, that's your turn.

Never,

however.

Bestie, my brother!

You heard that dude?

I did, hold on.

My guy!

What is happening here?

That is my...

It's not like you give a shit.

She's fair game, dude.

Honestly, but... Fair game.

She's fair game.

Don't talk about my best friend like she's some piece of meat.

She's the one who mentioned it.

I didn't say anything.

So?

Yeah, exactly.

I never said I wanted to do anything.

You just did. You called her fair game.

I'm just throwing ideas out there.

How many fingers did I want to have left?

Wait,

hold on.

You're the older one, and I beat you.

Anyways.

Sky's out here.

Sky's out here.

So, how's your life doing?

What are we going to do about these losers?

What do you think about them?

One and two.

Yeah.

The rules of the game, you know.

I mean, I think all the winners, right? We can beat them.

Yeah. Isn't there a rule at the end of the game, like, the loser has to do

whatever we want?

Whatever.

Whatever. Whatever we want.

I mean, if that's the game.

I've never played before.

Go for it, yeah.

Are you sure? Yeah, it's fine, yeah.

Bro! Okay,

I didn't think you guys would actually be willing.

Dude, like, too comfortable.

She just reached right over and grabbed it. Dude, like, it was nothing.

You guys have never grabbed a titty before, clearly.

Okay,

okay.

I think he liked that

I think they both did

Have you guys, like, done that before? I mean, you just, like, reached over and

took it.

That's what you dared me to do.

I know, but there's no hesitation.

You just reached over and took it.

I'm just a little, like, shocked, I guess.

Aren't you?

My bad, but we've already done this before, so it's not like you really have

be so overprotective. What? You've done this before, like, with someone else or

together?

Together.

Oh my god.

When, bro?

Where? You guys don't need to know all the details.

But we did stuff.

So we've established that I don't know when and where, but y 'all did something

together.

I do want to say this, though. I've had my fair share of pussy.

Yeah, I definitely have. Oliver.

No, you have not.

I know you haven't.

But I have.

Kind of a big deal.

People who get pussy don't talk like that.

Sure they do.

Tons of people do. I get pussy all the time.

I do.

I know you get pussy all the time.

You don't know?

No, I never hear anything coming from the bedroom.

No, it's like a nightly thing.

I just need to remember them.

But, forget all the... Are you still playing the game or what?

Yeah. Yeah, we can play it.

Clearly I am because I'm the only one who found a pussy on the couch.

Hey! Oh, we're about to see if two more people aren't pussies, I guess.

Okay.

Dude, Oliver, I dare you to eat my sister's pussy.

What?

He won't.

Do it, do it.

You want me to eat your sister's pussy?

It's not that I want you to.

It's that I'm telling you you can't.

You're my guy.

That, I mean, it's your sister. I mean, I will do it, yeah. I mean, I'll do it.

But I mean, like, if I'm gonna... If I'm gonna do it, I mean, you're... I mean,

I dare you to eat my sister's pussy.

I don't know.

I mean, you're down.

I mean, it's part of the game.

Are you sure though?

We've normally done this before. Yeah, I can tell. I've done this many times.

Look at this.

Alright,

you're going to pull these off.

Okay, yeah.

So now we're getting somewhere. Look, here.

Told you.

No.

That's not how you eat. We'll take these off first.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, see?

Many times.

Yeah. Oh.

Oh, wow.

You should feel like that, right? Oliver, shut up!

Shut up, Oliver!

Hey,

thank you.

Yeah,

I've done this before.

Oliver.

I don't want to say her name again while I'm getting her pussy.

Yeah, shut the fuck up

Ooh, do you like that? It has like a finger inside.

I've never had that before. Yeah, you're getting better.

Oh, wow.

That feels good.

Look at that.

Oh, my goodness.

Enough of this. I dare you to fuck my stepbrother's dick.

You know I've never done that.

I've done enough of that, yeah.

You have to teach me.

Why do you have to teach me?

I can still learn how to suck a dick.

You don't need a teacher.

You can't. Okay.

Watch me do it, so it's right that way.

Stand up.

Okay. Your hands off.

That's your point.

Did you really want to lie down like that?

Yeah, I get this all the time.

Oh wow.

Like that?

Yeah, just like that.

Come on, boys.

Wow, you're such a softest lid.

Yeah, I think you're such a stomach.

Quite a few times.

I'm not going to lie, I always used to get this from you.

Oh,

whoa.

Wow, that's... Like that?

Yeah, that's different.

Oh.

Oh, I like that.

Goodness gracious.

Oh my

goodness.

Definitely getting hotter in this house now.

Oh my goodness.

Should have done this from the start.

Like that.

Oh, that's great.

That feels so good.

Like that?

Yeah, that's perfect.

Like that?

Yeah, and you're playing with my balls. I love that.

That's new.

Oh my gosh.

Wow, Somi.

Who's turning there?

Who's there?

What is that?

I've done it. I can tell you.

I mean, yeah, I've done it too.

Shut up.

Yeah.

Yeah,

that's right. You have to do it that way and do it as a joke.

And then I will just make my pussy right in front of you.

And this is 69.

Oh.

And then... Wow.

Oh, great.

Just be careful, Nicole. Don't, like, look, okay?

Your face kind of sucks, but your dick is not good.

What did you just say?

I'm crazy. You're getting puffy.

my sister from behind.

Oh,

I'm getting your dick.

What? No, I'm thinking I'm just rubbing a clit on my dick. Yeah, I think.

I don't think so.

Yeah, it looks like your sister is like really close to your dick.

No, I don't buy that.

She wouldn't do something like that.

She'd never do that to me, but.

Aren't your balls in your sister's face?

I guess.

Let's not get into it, okay?

Well, if it's one thing I know, how do you do that?

I'm doing this right, right?

I can't believe I'm eating such a bad right now.

Is it okay if I fuck your brother some more?

If you want to, of course.

Yeah.

You can come lick my pussy.

Your ass looks good.

How's my brother feel?

Your brother's dick feels so good.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

Wow.

This feels incredible.

Yeah.

It's definitely heated up.

Oh. Oh,

wow.

Since your tits kind of look good on you.

Oh, wow.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

I love you.

Cheers.

Well, it wasn't your brother I was thinking of.

Who are you thinking of?

Your brother?

Your brother?

You've thought about fucking him.

Whatever you're thinking about.

Now that's a dare.

Oh, that's a dare.

Oh, oh, um, oh, oh, she's, she's about that.

Yeah, go ahead. I can't believe I'm about to watch this. Yeah, just go ahead

do it again. I got that.

I got it.

Yeah,

look at that.

Wow. I mean, if you promise to stop being a fucking asshole or something,

don't tell mom anymore, huh?

Um, don't tell anybody, Ben.

It actually feels really good, though.

I can't wait to see how we do.

Okay.

I can't believe my sister.

Oh wow.

Actually, wow.

That was good.

Oh my goodness.

I guess you weren't lying.

Yeah, I don't think any of them were.

Oh my goodness.

Bestie, your puppy tastes really good on my rice cock.

So does yours, Bestie.

I kind of think my sister's house tastes better.

Oh.

Let me... Am I weird or is it weird too?

I'd have to agree, yeah? I would 100 % agree with that.

Oh my god.

Yo, my guy.

Yes. Oh my god, yeah.

Holy sh... Oh.

Oh my gosh.

No one's ever done this before. Oh, wow.

Oh my goodness.

Like that?

Yeah, that feels really good.

You look like you're doing great.

Mm -hmm.

You really know what you're doing. Wow.

Oh my goodness.

Oh wow.

Oh my god.

You're like a good army knight. You got all the tricks and whistles and... Oh my

gosh.

take it a little bit farther

Oh my god.

Bye.

It was a smooth...

You guys know we heard about this.

Yeah. That's when it's heaven.

Oh, wow.

Oh, no.

Keep your foot on my... I think I'm gonna pop.

Yeah. I'm like, I don't know where to get close to.

Why are you on me, though? Who are you?

Come up, come up.

Here, here. Here, wait.

Put it in your mouth for me for a second. Just for...

Keep drinking it. Keep drinking it. Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, I'm coming now. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh, wow.

Do you like the taste of cum? I do.

You look kind of pretty with it on your face.

Thank you.

I think some got on you, though.

Your brother is king.

All right, guys. We got to make a pact. No one can know about this.

Put your pinkies in. Everybody, put your pinkies in.

Nobody say anything.

Nobody fucking say anything. Sit. Shut your mouth.

Whatever. I think we were.