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Tweety, what are you doing?

You're going to be late for work.

Yeah,

I'm not going to go today.

Look, I have to set the house alarm and you need to be out of here. What do you

mean you're not going to go to work? What are you doing?

Look, I'm jerking off.

What are you doing?

Jerking off? Come on, you're going to lose your job. Don't you care about your

job? I don't really like it anyway.

I'll just find another job.

Look, you need to care more about your job, okay?

Look, I'm supposed to be going out with your dad, and I need to get you out of

this house. You're going to have to start being more responsible.

I... Mom, just relax.

Go away with that then. Now your father's calling, and I have to deal

Hello?

Hey, hey, sweetie.

I just, I,

yeah, yeah, I know.

I know, baby.

I just, I'm dealing with your, I'm dealing with your son right now. He

hasn't left the house.

Yeah, I know, I know. That's what I told him.

He's going to end up losing his job.

He's really hard to deal with.

Baby, I just got my hands full. I'm sorry. I can't talk right now.

Yeah.

Well, why don't you invite him then?

I might be a little bit late. I think maybe if you just

order an appetizer for me. I'm sorry.

Can you hold on a second?

What are you doing?

You can't do this.

You promised you weren't going to do this again.

What?

What was that?

Traffic is just going to be so bad. Maybe we shouldn't even go. Maybe you

just go without me.

Hold on, baby. Hold on just a second.

You really can't do this again.

Look,

I think traffic is just really bad.

Are you sure I have to be there? You're going to get the promotion without me.

Okay.

All right. Well, you're going to have to wait for me because I need to get him

out of the house.

You know, your son is something else. Look,

baby, I can't talk right now. I got to, you know, I got to deal with him. Okay.

Yeah.

You know, he's just a troublemaker. We gotta make sure he keeps his job.

Okay, I really gotta go now. I got my hands full with him.

Yeah.

Okay, baby. Bye.

Oh, you can't be doing this.

real quick, okay?

I

can't

be long.

And you can either. I can't let you lose your job. Your father will kick you out

of the house.

Please don't you, baby.

Maybe just one more time.

That's what you want.

I was just running around the house.

There's some stuff I forgot to do.

going to let you go.

That's exactly what you should do.

You've always been good at it.

You can do anything you want to do.

Well, I think it's wonderful.

See, I thought we'd been good at it too.

Well, if you think that's going to get you a promotion...

Here.

I don't know what he's talking about.

I don't hear anything.

All right, well, let's talk about this later, okay? I gotta go.

I'm running around the house. There's a lot of things I gotta get done before I

go.

Way too much.

when I get there.

Just order me an appetizer, okay?

And tell your boss I said hi.

Yeah,

well, I'm gonna blame me being late on him, okay?

No, it's Jose. Nothing's wrong.

Nothing's wrong. I just can't get my work done.

I can't think straight.

Okay, I'm on my way, okay?

I'm on my way. I'll see you soon.

Bye.

Oh, my God. You almost just got me in trouble.

Oh, that was so hot.