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Ever since my dad married Chrissy, a trust fund baby with more money than

knew what to do with, life was easy. I didn't have to work.

I literally stayed home all day, every day, doing exactly what I wanted.

The only caveat?

Navigating Chrissy's bizarre personality.

What are you doing?

There's water on the floor.

What are you doing? It was just a little bit of water.

No, no, no, no.

No.

She was definitely different.

I don't want you cleaning up anything.

We have housekeepers for that.

It's fine.

It's just a little bit of water.

I don't want you cleaning up anything.

Especially... Here.

Or on the floor.

Or in the bedroom.

Or the bathroom.

Ever.

Yeah, you know, most moms are nagging because their sons aren't cleaning, and

yet, for some reason, you're mad at me because I was cleaning.

I'm not mad.

I'm... uncomfortable.

Why? It was just water.

Logan, that's hot water.

Yes, it is.

What?

Remember what I said about having to navigate Chrissy's bizarre personality?

Yeah.

This is one of those times.

Look, I promised - when I married your brother, I wasn't going to get all weird

about talking about sex in front of my children.

Okay? I said I was going to embrace it, and that's just me embracing it.

Okay. And I wasn't breaking out because, you know, touching something

unsanitary, because, well, it's not.

Uh -huh. I believe you.

And, um, I... I just...

I don't want you touching something, you know, that you think is one thing and

actually, you know, something else.

Great. It's a natural thing.

Uh... Where?

Yeah, I know that.

Do you?

Well, yeah. You know, I have had sex before.

And, uh, believe it or not, you know, some of those women, they, uh, they

squirted.

Yeah.

And, well, you know, unfortunately, most of them were, you know, afraid to do it

because, I don't know, people think that squirt is like pee or whatever.

It's not pee.

Yeah, I know that.

You know, it's like you said, it's a shame.

You know, I wish people could be more open about sex too, but I don't know, it

seems like everybody's afraid.

Exactly.

Yeah, well.

What are you doing?

I'm sorry, I just, I felt like we had a moment there, you know?

Like... A moment?

You got what I was saying about being sexually open.

Like, you got me.

She'd have to be crazy if she thought that I got her.

But then again, I would have been crazy to turn down sex with a woman as hot as

Prissy.

Promise me you won't say a word to your father about this.

Dad, fuck him.

I mean, I wouldn't do that, but you know what I mean.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, my God. I want you to show me what you did to the other girl.

Right here on the counter.

Right here?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah, take a look. Take a look.

Oh, I'm choking you with my panties now. Oh, yeah, take those off.

I know.

He was sleeping in the next room.

You know you're all mine now, don't you?

I think I'm addicted to you.

How bad do you want it, huh?

Yeah.

Are y 'all gonna fucking call?

We'll be here at four.

Don't you clean anything up.

That's her job.

What can you say?

Oh, God.