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So why is my dad in the hospital?

Your father just had an accident.

He's fine. He'll be out in a week.

A week? What the hell happened?

I think you should hear the whole story from your dad.

Oh, come on. You're my stepmom, and I'm over 18. I can take the news.

If you must know, he had an accident with a penis

pump. A penis pump?

What the fuck was he doing with a penis pump?

I don't know.

You know.

Probably a penis.

What the fuck?

He said he had problems in the bedroom and he thought it could help.

Well, he kind of exploded it.

He...

He exploded his dick?

He was engorged, like, squashed. It was all bruised out like an eggplant.

My God.

And they're not sure if it's permanently damaged.

He made me hurt again.

And that dick has to be hard to fuck my ass.

Really? That's all you care about right now?

Ass -fucking?

And you say it's going to take a week for him to come back home?

Probably a week, and then he has bed rest for at least a few more weeks.

I suppose if you... Well, you can try fucking again.

I'm going to be honest with you on... I don't know what I'm going to do without

any sex.

I'm sorry, but I might stray.

What the fuck, Lauren?

My dad really loves being married with you, and for him to just try to go out

and find a new wife, I can't deal with that kind of stress.

I'd rather keep you as my stepmother.

You can always get what you want in life, Lauren.

Really?

Well, I think I got something you might want.

Holy fuck!

Where did that come from?

Well, you keep my dad happy, and maybe I can tap that ass whenever you need.

Really?

You are seriously one caring stepson. You must really love your dad and me.

Why don't we try it out right now?

Oh, my God.

That's so big.

I would have known my steps in this.

A nice big hug like this.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck. That feels so good.

Oh, my gosh.

Tastes so good in my mouth.

Oh, fuck.

I like that. Yeah.

Yes, please.

Oh, fuck.

Have a good one.

Yeah. Oh,

you're the best at mommy ever.

Oh, yeah.

Thank you.

Oh, shit.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Because you have my penis in your mouth if you want to.

Can you just wait on my foot like that?

Fuck yes, yes, yes.

It's been a long time ago.

Here, give me that.

Oh, my God.

Fuck. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. This is so terrible.

on me. It feels so wrong.

Oh. Oh.

Hmm.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

my fucking ass like that.

That mom's a little asshole.

Oh, fuck you.

Oh,

my God.

You're going to make me guys cum all over the fucking place.

It's great to have a step mommy just like you.