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Are you ready?

Let's go!

Well, room 420.

Here we are.

Can't wait to get you a room in our room.

Shh, time in front of my parents.

So, which one is our room?

Oh, you mean our room?

Yeah. We thought it would be, you know, a fun idea to have the girls and the

guys have separate rooms for the trip.

You didn't think you were going to share a room with my little angel now, did

you?

No, of course not.

All right.

Here we are.

Let's all freshen up before we...

I expect us to be back here 1 ,800 hours.

Lucas, shall we?

Sure thing, Randy. Age before beauty.

Vacation is going to be great.

Oh, yeah. It's just fantastic.

I love sharing a room with you, Mom.

You'll always be my little angel.

You know that?

Good night.

Vacation sucks.

You fucking suck.

Baby? Yes, Mom.

I love you.

I love you, too.

What's all this noise?

Noise? What noise?

I heard a ruckus.

Can you describe this ruckus?

I cannot believe you, young lady.

And Lucas, to think we brought you along on this trip and this is how you repay

us?

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to... Hush!

Ria, you need to go, okay?

Me and your boyfriend need to have a serious talk.

But, Mom, like... What?

Now, I know that we have spoken about this before.

But I just want to remind you that Ria will be saving herself for marriage.

Yeah, I know.

Oh, I'm not sure you do.

The two of you will not be engaging in any kind of inappropriate behavior.

Unless you both have rings on your fingers.

Are we clear?

Crystal. Because if my husband knew what was going on in this room...

He would strangle you.

Please don't say anything. We didn't even do anything.

Oh, I won't.

But what I will do is make sure that that thing of yours did not ruin our

vacation. I was a horny 20 -something -year -old, too, once upon a time.

I know how hard it can be to control yourself.

Uh, okay.

So, what we're gonna do...

We're going to release all that energy. How did that sound?

She's probably giving him one of her famous lectures.

Fuck.

Oh my gosh.

Let's not make him lose his mind.

This teaching moment is to stay between you and me.

Yeah, don't worry. It hasn't since been Jason's friend.

Not a

word.

Holy shit.

Oh my God.

She's a virgin.

And it's going to stay that way.

You let me do all of the releasing.

Isn't that right?

Isn't that right?

Yeah?

Yes.

You know what I mean.

Yes.

You stay right there.

I'm sorry.

offensive isn't it i bet it just wants to be inside a nice tight warm pink

so bad

Oh,

fuck. Fuck.

Fuck.

Oh, my God.

Yes, Miss Lynn.

Yes, Miss Lynn.

My secrets are safe with you, Miss Lynn.

Isn't that right?

Fuck me. Fuck me. Fuck me. Fuck me.

You

don't

come yet.

I know you want a release, but I'm going to get my release.

Oh, yeah, they can do something about it.

Okay. This is down there, is it?

I'm going to take a rest.

You got it?

You're fucking another way.

See,

I was always tired.

You are,

John.

You just might be the one for... What?

You just might be the one for...

Really hard, gentlemen.

Well, hope.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

oh you are a keeper oh you

are a keeper

Stick up your toes.

That was perfect for my daughter.

Kiss me.

Kiss me.

right there.

I know it's exciting

as deep as you are.

Oh, my God.

That's good.

I'm just going to hold it right open for you.

I'm just going to hold it for you.

Fuck it, it's hard and it's good as you please.

I'm gonna make you explode tonight.

Aren't we?

I'm gonna drain those balls.

Oh, fuck, fuck.

Oh my god.

Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Lucas? Um, Lucas? He is, um...

Oh, hey there, you two.

Lucas and I were actually just discussing something very important.

What on earth was so important that you would be talking about it in the middle

of the night?

Well, I didn't want to spoil the surprise.

Yeah, totally.

What do you think? Two kids to start?

Oh, oh, oh, definitely, definitely a girl. I kind of want a boy.