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up and turn around.

Will the sergeant like it? Do you think

it's for the good of your health, Mrs.

Dot?

for I

had I was everyone for the king high

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Mr. Mos

Peter O' Conor Paul O' Conor Patrick

Mullholland your mas what you have I'm

sorry sir I never heard you knock I'm

not surprised nobody twisted their arm

yeah he gave us some uncle Joe's men

balls I don't care whose balls he gave

you home

bastards at it again just like old times

e are you on or off duty sergeant god

I'm on now willful damage that is good

time for that what difference does it

make all each other's prisoners. Yeah.

Eddie,

I wonder what time you were coming home.

Well, not yet, obviously. Shouldn't you

be getting our tea? Um, I uh I wasn't

sure what your fancies

like this.

I'm sure this was bigger before the war.

Looks like there's wood in it. And all

liquor paint will sort it out. Cheer up.

We'll be getting spat at soon.

There used to be pissed battles of 100

men against 100 men armed with slates

and yards of lead piping. It's been a

proper war for now. Times change. I know

times change. And don't think I'm sorry.

Pey modern article

for two pins. I will set a m to that. It

wouldn't burn. It's ringing wet with

damp. I know it's ringing wet with damp.

My father

gave me almost nothing.

No education,

no trade.

just a name

and a roof and some food until I was of

an age to work.

And now I don't live where he lives

and I don't do the job that he did. I

don't even drink like a bastard anymore.

But one day a year, boy, the 12th of

July,

I walk in his shoes because I am my

father's son.

And you are the grandchild of the man

you never met.

I know

the occasion needs its dignity.

He played the lamb bed drum. Ever tell

you that once or twice?

It ought to stab me in my heart to see

that sergeant hammering away.

But

I am generous by nature.

through it doesn't Watch.

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[Music]

[Music]

Are you Miss SM? Yes.

Sir, Miss Moss,

[Music]

you shall have my devoted attention in

precisely 7 seconds.

Yes.

I'm so pleased you came. It seems quite

improper to ask it on such short

acquaintance, but would you mind

removing your chappeo?

Sorry, it means hat in French. Oh, of

course. Forgive me. Your accent's a

little different from me mothers. Oh,

your mother's? Oh, she was from Marles.

My father was a sea captain and they met

when his ship was docked there.

Yes. You have a delicate job. Quite

lovely eyes and the most exquisite neck.

I have two words to say to you, my dear.

Hair food. Madame Rose of the Melisorn

Quaffo Clinicique has commissioned a set

of advertising cards. Oh, that's nice.

No, it isn't. It's like punishment for

something we've both done in our past

lives.

[Music]

You have been tremendous.

I want you to take a look at an article

in this magazine. It's called Acting for

Moving Pictures.

It's not something I'd ever thought

you'd do different. Well, you'd be mad

not to consider it with the image of

Lilian Gish, but with much better lips.

But where was the girl? What was the

deal? You'd come here on Friday.

And in the meantime,

read

There's

cake in the tent.

Um, I'm not one for cake.

In fact, I hate cake.

Iris,

I miss you.

I sit in a confessional on a Friday

night. I don't hear your voice.

During mass, I scan the pews. I see

Ruby. Well, you're not there.

I can't come to church, father.

Why not?

Well, if I miss you, I don't know what

God's going through.

Sometimes he does things that cause

offense.

He doesn't stop hurt from happening.

He lets secrets be kept and lies be

told. How do you know? Because I see

evidence on a daily basis.

Besides,

the Bible says that he made man in his

own image. If God was perfect, we'd have

all turned out better.

And so would your marriage. We don't

talk about my marriage.

Well, you'd have had your happy ending.

But God isn't perfect any more than you

or I.

[Music]

Wedding cake.

It's vile.

[Music]

It's dry. It's full of things I just

can't stand.

It's almost It's almost impossible to

swallow.

And now it's gone.

It's dealt with.

I can move on to different things.

Was it really that bad?

Nothing's that bad.

Everything will pass.

Now you come back to mass. You've been

missed.

[Music]

Here

[Music]

we go.

[Applause]

Here

we go.