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May I'm sorry I know it's late but um

Mrs brazendale is quite upset it's a ner

sir she feel better when she spend some

time with the spa yes could you go to

her please I'll finish that for you mind

you share to the wax goes

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everywhere I don't know what I'm going

to do without you

the nurse they've hired has a smile like

a brass plate on a

coffin do you want me to come instead

I'd love you

to but she's had special training the

very Medical in London

Rodwell oh if it's what the doctors want

for

you

besides I need you here to hold the

fort the linen needs looking over

and the chandelier men will make a

dreadful mess I'll have it all cleared

up by the time we get you

home you don't think I'm foolish do you

having it

electrified everything else in the house

is electric and it makes seem so much

cleaner things are always better when

they're

clean I'm going to stick it out you know

I won't just run away and turn off on

the doorstep that's the

girl Hest

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now

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will you get me some pins when you go to

the shops I'm not going to the shops you

said we need a mins we do need mins but

I don't want to fetch it people are

talking about me in the wedding when I

walk past I can hear him going quiet

I'll kill her Billy what's he done now

Rob the laces at me measuring garments

oh he's Nick the space set too and of

stop Bo

in where do you think you're go no way

can you men my appet before the 12th get

your boots off now corset laces and

you've cut them then you wonder about

the T pink he said they were chemically

treated to stop them getting afraid I

smell moth balls they've been in store

since the summer of

14 it's Mrs DOD someone answer the door

I've not got my face on what face your

course te's face the one where she looks

like the a wasp stuck up a

nostril you sof a

pie can't believe you made me wear these

the

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pink this isn't 1889 you're leasing down

to 22 in well I can you see I've never

had a child I'm not surprised extreme

tight Ling can displace the lower ribs I

never knew ribs came into it female

organs are all below the waist the knock

on effects are very damaging indeed the

truth is it's nothing to do with the

female organs the only reason the

sergeant hasn't given me a child is

because he hasn't really

tried step out of few Pacos if you would

you're shocked aren't you nothing shocks

me I've been on a training course is

that what happened to

Iris I've heard people talk and couldn't

the magician pull the rabbit out of the

Hat I'm

sorry your waists too compressed and

you've displaced your pelvis do you

think that's why I get these moods why I

say unpleasant things are just don't

mean I even say things are do mean to

the

sergeant and then I wonder why he's an

inattentive

husband have you ever heard the

expression Vicious Circle Mrs dud

I scream sometimes I wait in the yard

till the 9:00 Hooter and then I scream

and scream until it stops that way no

one

notices can you get me one that makes it

better is there a CER that stops you

from

screaming there's a CER forever and Mrs

d

oh I'm sorry you're busy I'll I'll go to

the breakfast room oh you're all right

I'm nearly done for now I've got to go

out for some spirits of monia where

would you go to buy that the iron

usually or a big department store like

bunnies we have an account at bunnies if

I were to give you my business card you

could nip in and get

some go and put your hat on and I'll

drive you there drive me to get spirits

of ammonia it's Saturday afternoon and I

am bored to tears stuck alone in this

house

go and fetch your

hat and if it's a particularly pretty

one I'll take you to

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tea I got you the

mins that's from my Prime Cut

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I think the Boer picked it

especially sent you

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regards oh love I want it to be done

with it is done with not as a the topic

of

conversation not as a reason for pity

and

looks Parcels of Prime Cut

mins I'd rather eat

Grizzle I'd rather never eat at

all you have to stop or L crying Iris

why

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what are you looking for uh

panto

that

M do you

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remember

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I could get used to this it's no less

than that gorgeous hat deserves thank

you I'll perhaps I should Mrs brazendale

her hat and a dress and egg

gloves in fact the only thing I'm

lacking is a string of pears there are

quite a few single strands on sh

provides a perfect finished to open

collar blows milk please

the Ladies by the Potted palm of French

having a very animated

conversation I didn't know you spoke

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French is that a quote from a poem it's

off the HP Sauce bottle my mother was in

service to a French Sea Captain's wife

she made us memorize words and she

taught us how to say them properly how

she want