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My girls, let's go, it's late! I must officiate the mass.

Oh, are the pigeons?

It's raining with sunshine. Mah!

It's raining with tubs...!

Scoundrels!

Mister baron, your breakfast is served.

- Good morning, Mrs Immacolata! - Ah, Genesio! How are you?

Remember to go and collect the medicines! - Yes sir!

Professor Mastrilli, what happened? - No! No...

Don't touch me! Call the ambulance! Already done!

- Mr. Headmaster, what happened? - I conduct the investigations!

There is a sabotage at my school! And I know who are the saboteurs!

Who are they?

Shut up, dynamiter extremist!

But what have I got to do with it?

What dynamiter?! This is a test of applied chemistry.

I wanted to dilute nitric acid with distilled water...

..and by mistake I put the glycerine.

- But what have I got to do with the blow? - Very simple!

It came out" "C3-H3-NO3" "... at the third!

- But this is the naval battle! - But who gave the grades to you?

Have you never heard of nitroglycerin?

They are suppository that serve to defecate!

That's why my ass always burns!

I feel I am fainting. I feel I am fainting! I faint...

We are here. - Pass through! Lift her up slowly. - Stop!

Two stretcher bearers are not enough. For my conditions, it takes 4!

Don't worry, my men are here! Proceed! - Come on!

Let's stick to what is prescribed in the emergency manual.

You put one hand under the right heel and one under the calf!

You do the same thing from the left side!

You, your hands under my back! You, under my shoulders and my head!

At my signal, you will raise together.

Ready? 1, 2, 3... go!

- At...tention!

- Good morning, professor. - Good morning guys! Sit down.

- What did I tell you? - It "badly reduced!

Enough, guys with the comments on Professor Mastrilli.

Let's get straight to work. Guys, watch out!

- Today we will talk about trigonometry. - This evening.

I will write on the board an exercise that all of you have to solve. It's clear?

Let's see where is the chalk... Here it is.

Take it. Be careful.

Damn it, this fucking chalk does not write.

- Carilla. - Yes? - What are you doing there? - I was trashing the paper.

Leave the trash alone.. Come to the blackboard Let's see if you can.

So, write...

" sinus of alpha, plus cosine of beta... to the square. "

You have finished? You may go.

ln this class happen a lot of strange things. Diabolic!

Silence!

Take the notebooks and solve the exorcism!

Pardon, the exercise.

Serves you right!

Damn..

Cheers!

- Peppino. - Eh? - Go! - I'll handle that.

What are you looking at?

Help! But who wrote this newspaper, La Pira?

Damn it!

- Professor Straziota! - Yes, Mr. Headmaster. Tell me..

What's going on? - Nothing. The truth is that it's a little hot.

- Hot? - Yes. - At the ass? - Also.

You must be more tough!

Eh, yes! his wife always tells him that. - Cariglia!

impertinent..

Guys, I have to give you bad news.

Following the incident, occurred to the science teacher,...

.. today the chemistry lesson can't take place.

SIT DOWN ALL OF YOU!

What do you think, to go for a walk?

I send you all to the hospital!

Don Antonio will accompany you at the teacher!

SlLENZlO!

Here it she, our beautiful Miss Mastrilli!

- So, how are you in my clinic? - Well, doctor! Yes.

I remember him when yout father built it. Yes, my dad, eh?

You think, he was my pupil, too. Just like you...!

We listen... we listent the heart...

- Doesn't beat! - Doesn't beat?! - Eh!

Beats. Beats...

Yes, eh? You say?

Ah! The flower. A gift! - Thank you.

Let's hear a little this heart.

It's ok! What a strong heart that we have here! - Thanks.

Cleaning, first of all!

Let's go. Well, well! Congratulations.

Can we come in?!

What!

Fortunately, there are from Varese's shoe factory.

Can't be destroyed!

Silence!

We came to find a sick person, not to see a game!

- Poor Miss. What happened? - An accident!

I exchanged a tube for another "- And it blew up.

It can happen to everyone!

But chemistry is beautiful.

Maybe... I prefer anatomy.

Well, everyone prefers the one he likes. Eh... Oh, what is it?

Graziella is the best of all, both in chemistry and in anatomy.

She is good in all, even football. Will see her in the mixed match!

Mixed match?! Males and females? - Oh yeah.

They are in equal number. And then, the woman is emancipated!

- They insisted so much - Who, the girls?!

No, the boys! The boys... that... they wanted to play together.. Eh? Eh?

- Peppino! Help me to get up! - Help the lady, up! - Ah!

Ahia, the callus! The callus...

What is this, a clinic or a mess? - It's a mess!

These creatures... they play! Eh!

How are you? - Bad. I need a laxative.

Too many emotions, too many concerns. Everything is blocked inside me.

The last was this morning. - Not enough for you? One a day is fine!

Nicola, I talk about emotions, not about poop!

Why? - Then you do not know what happened to Mastrilli.

- What happened? - An explosion. - Jesus!

That poor one is at the hospital - But what are you saying?!

And now who will replace her?

She was a good teacher. Old, but very expert!

Between us, what would you say of one fresher?

Are you crazy? I have this problem and you think about these crap?

And then... it seems to me that at my age, I start thinking about the beautiful...

What did you understand? Fresh studies!

Don't you have to replace the Mastrilli?

Marini, that who had moved to Rome,...

.. has a daughter, Stefania, who graduated, she's very good!

- If you want, I'll send her right away. - It would solve all my troubles!

Understand! You also need the Bilassina.

Who is he, another teacher? A laxative, aren't you constipated?

Yes, but... these little ones... they don't help me.

Have faith...! This produces effects on Mercalli scale!

An earthquake! With the epicenter in Chicago!

Thanks, Nicola! - Eh... stay here good! Genesio! - Yes sir!

Bring a painkiller to my wife! - Yes, I rush!

- Ah, Genesio! - Sra Immacolata!

Finally!

You come so rarely! You leave me alone too.

I have so little time!

Under these clothes beats a little heart "Ciuf, ciuf" "!

So you think about me? At least 3 times a day.

I am so excited.

You tell me certain things that create an anxiety in my soul! They shake me!

Don't shake before use!

But what do you say? You are exciting Do not torment me No!

- No, not now! - Now, or " Uniplus "! - Ah! Gene "!

- This is a low insinuation. - Be ", if we want...

" "Stilla" "of my eyes, let me touch the" "sifcamina" "! - No!

Yes... - Don't you see that I feel bad? I am anemic. One moment!

- I brought you the painkiller. - Thanks, how sweet you are!

- Not in the mouth! It's a suppository. - Ah, yes! - Do you want me to help you?

" Vade retro, Satan! "

Genesio... Genesio!

Heavy artillery!

- Here are the Crodini! - Thank you very much. - You are welcome.

So, if the teacher is good, I do it myself,...

.. if it is ugly, I leave her to you and if she is a as a toilet, we give her to Genesio!

If she's like a toilet I'll take her, so, when you make the assholes, I'll accomodate you.

How lucky you are that the teacher comes to live in your house!

We should wait to say! What news you have? Do you know how she looks like?

- Oh, they say it's very brave! - So we're fucked!

If they say that a woman is brave, it means that she is very ugly!

Well, "let's move now." "Do we really have to go?"

Shall I come? Who made you do to take this appointment?

You're right. To me this group love bore deeply!

Group love? Madonna!

Too many tits and asses. A mess!

You never know what ass you are touching.

Yes, but you know many people. So, are you taking me? - Are you crazy?

If we bring strangers, they do not even let us in!

You must reccomend me! This is not a ministry, you must be discreet.

- I mean women. I have the pharmaceutical eye - Never mind!

For example that one hasn't underwear. -

How do you know? - It has dandruff on her shoes.

So are you taking me? Let us think a little.

- But where will be this orgy? - Do we tell him?

- Then he tells it to everyone. - I do not tell anyone!

In the convent of the Capuchin friars.

An orgy with the friars, without women? Stupid, not without women.

Friar Constantius every week invites fabulous nuns for the orgy.

If you bring me once, I'll give you all my savings!

Swear - I swear!

Good morning, what do you want?

Father, help us! There is a homo that follows us! - Really?

- We do not know how to do it, please. - Where is that faggot? - There!

What did he say?

This evening can accommodate only one person and we have renounced for you.

- I do the orgy alone? - Yes! - I go? - Go quiet!

- Make us proud of you, eh? - Yes! Go! - I go, eh?

- And what do you want? - Be "..." "sea bream and mullets" "!

I brought a small... down payment for you and the sisters. An offer.

- Where do I undress? - Undress?!

Ugly lousy, corruptor of minors!

No! If there are faggots, I don't participate at the orgy. I leave.

Eh, no, now we do it! - Yes.

And do we also take something exciting?

Yes, a piece of chili like that. A red one!

No, I don't like the red ones: it makes you euphoric,...

..but the day after the ass is burning!

Oh, it will be, but these orgies... kill me!

Ah...!

Here she is, our Ernestina! How are you? - Well, doctor.

- Always fit, eh? - Please, I accompany you.

U�...

Madam, the doctor has arrived.

Ah, dear Don Fif�, you are! Come in!

- You are a splendor. - How kind!

Don Fif�, I present you the new teacher, Miss Marini.

The baron don Filippo Decoroso Cacciapuotolo.

- And surgeon as well! - Honored.

Don Fif�, do you like a Amaretto of Saronno? - Of course, thanks.

Why are you dressed like that? Somebody is dead? Your dick doesn't get up anymore?

It gets up! The professor of natural sciences has arrived!

And who cares? you do not put it? - I do not know.

- Here I am! - Oh, Genesio! - Welcome! - The octopus has arrived.

Good morning!

This is Andrea, the son. The universal heir.

- So, Andrea? - What's wrong? - Don't you kiss your mother?

Stefania Marini, the new professor of natural sciences.

- And this is our jewel! - Hello!

Do not exaggerate! And "a good guy," "home made" "!

Please specify that he is born in my clinic!

Sorry, you have contributed to bring him to light,

..but the plug inside the socket I put it myself!

And the current discharge, also.

- Genesio...! - Yes. - Ah!

Genesio, but what the hell are you doing?

A little "messy, but so nice!

Now, while preparing lunch, I show you the house.

- Ah, yes, gladly! - Come, come...!...

Go and take off that funeral suit and join me. - Immediately.

Did you notice how she looked at me? Eh... I still hit.

What can I do? The women likes me!

Even if they change the size, the bodies don't lose their...

specific weight.

- How is this teacher? - So and so, nothing exceptional.

Cariglia, the bucket is ready?

It's behind the desk. Go and get it.

At this point, I will do a practical demonstration.

If I take this bucket and I turn it forcibly, swirling,...

the water contained in it doesn't spill.

- Observe. - Oh... oh...

Silence!

Cariglia and Balsamo, I will do my " remonstrations " at the headmaster!

And that will not end here! Goodbye!

Silence! Why are you laughing at? Seated!

- Where is your teacher? - I'm here!

- Here, where? - Behind the door!

Professor Straziota!

Now Straziota has flat balls.

But the specific weight does not change!

Professor, recompose yourself!

Yes, Mr. Headmaster...

Excuse me, Mr. Headmaster

OUT! - Yes, right away.

The new teacher is coming. Please, behave yourselves..

- Good morning - Good morning, please! - Thank you.

I introduce you to Professor Marini, substitute of natural science.

This is the more undisciplined class. Be very strict, ruthless!

- Good luck! - Thank you.

" Et voil� "!

Seated, guys.

I am very sorry for what happened to your teacher.

However, do not worry,...

.. I will do my best to bring you well prepared for the exams and...

Before entering the study of the natural sciences,...

..I would like to chat with you, put me at your disposal,...

..to make you penetrate the matter thoroughly.

Some of you have something to say?

So, what is your favorite topic?

I think that the anatomy interests everyone!

Bravo Peppino!

I agree. We'll talk about the lungs.

More precisely, of the function of these organs: breathing.

Could you give us a practical example of mouth-to-mouth resuscitation?

- It is used only in case of asphyxiation. - Oh God, I miss my breath!

How witty! This system has saved the lives of many people.

To my uncle fireman only men done it to him and so, he became a faggot!

Cariglia! - Eh?

Now it's enough. You're all abusing of my patience, guys.

Let's hear, Balsamo: tell me about the movement of the heart.

So? Are you enchanted or you can't answer?

It has an involuntary movement... because you can't command the heart!

Funny... Sit down!

Now I will talk to you about blood circulation.

My circulation is so fast, that makes me turn my balls!

Cariglia! You're not anything else than an impudent!

You will tell these things to the principal.

Out!

Andrea, you say that he will suspend me?

I don't know. I don't think so... Ah, here she comes!

- Good morning, teacher. - Good morning! - Good morning.

Seen? She doesn't looks so nervous.

No, she's black of angry! - She? And do you think I am not?

Hop!

Can I pay tribute to the new pearl of this island?

- Good morning, Dr. Cacciapuotolo. - Which Cacciapuotolo? Well no!

Fif�, for friends.

Because we are friends, aren't we?

I do not know... - Doesn't matter, we will become!

I'm sure.. Please.

Can I accompany you with my car?

Actually, I live not far from here. Then I'll accompany you by foot!

- If you insist... - I insist.

Do you like it? A memory of "mummy ".

- Too bad, I'm so sorry! - It doesn't matter, it's so hot!

He broke his jacket. I hope that she doesn't break my balls, also!

Yes? - We can get in?

- Ah, it's you! - We would like to tell you something.

I came to apologize. I know, I was so unpolited. And you?

Miss, we are not bad. Maybe we're just a little "stupid.

Okay, this time I will pardon you.

Anyway, now I'm hot and I need to cool off a bit.

- Goodbye, guys. - Goodbye!

Did you understand? She goes to cool off.

She undress and she even takes a shower!

- What's so extraordinary? - How? - You're just a baby.

I am the first!

- Let's go. - Yes. - Slow!

- What do you see? - She is undressing.

And "naked? - It's a marvel...She has the panties on, look!

- Ah... what a beauty. - Let me see it!

- I said, it's a rose! - A rose!

She enters in the tub.

Let's hope that she washes twice a day!

Let me see.

She is all made of gold! - Really gold!

She took the bath foam. Look how she smears it!

- I'm all confused! - Just imagine! - Stay still!

Hail! - Watch out! But why they don't put two locks on the doors?

The buttocks! - The buttocks?Let me see them!

- I become crazy! - Take another bath!

- Mamma mia! - What a creature. I can't stand it anymore!

- No! - I can't see anything.

- Ouch! - What? - What did I do? - This way you see even better!

- I have a son voyeur! - But I wasn't looking!

Shut up, even the balls of your eyes are grown! Go away!

What do you have to look at? Eh?

What are you looking at? My son is a voyeur...

A father is understandable...!

Don Nicola, what are you doing?

Nothing! The boys were watching, but nothing can be seen!

Ah, do not you see? - May I? - Yes, of course.

What do you see? Nothing, right? A normal bathroom, like many others.

With a tub, a faucet...

Claptrap! Those are sexual maniacs.

As long as they see a hole and they look into it immediately.

What do you see? What have you seen?

Nothing!

Ah, what a lack of appetite! I don't want anything.

Madam, look what I have prepared for you.

- Just a little. - Yes, please do me.

Ah... Who is it? - It's Genesio.

- Ah! A moment! - Yes, yes, yes.

- Go and open. - I come! - Ah...

Please come in - Good morning, Mrs Immaculate. Good morning, Genesio!

- Leave us alone. - Ah... yes, yes.

- How do you feel? - Bad! See? I have no appetite!

I brought you the " Strippolina ", effervescent tablets, oral tablets.

How careful you are, Genesio!

But what a beautiful " ciaciona " that you are, Mrs Immacolata!

But what do you say? Genesio...

Ole'!

- Genesio, what are you doing? - Who the fuck knows?

Boys, as always, I recommend, you the utmost attention.

Today we will talk about a special and famous optical instrument,...

.. commonly known with the name " periscope ".

Did you understand? Pe-ri-scope.

I draw it on the blackboard. Pay attention.

We must find one.

With it we should see better than from the door lock!

Yeah... and then my father kicks us in the ass.

- Balsam! - Yes, professor?

Since you like to chat,...

.. why do not you explain to your comrades that what is a periscope?

Of course, professor!

Go ahead, let's see a little what you can do.

You chat instead of following what the professor says!

- I talk to the wind! - Sorry. - Then?

The periscope is a long thing,...

..which is held with the right hand or the left hand and then it gets up...

Don't get it up too much. Go ahead.

Thanks to a game of prisms and lenses, the image is transferred...

.. from the surface of the sea to the inside of a submarine.

Or from one floor to another!

I hadn't thought about it! From one floor to another, got it?

But how did you do it?

I took the lenses from a my grandfather's binoculars and put them in the tubes.

Then instead of the prisms I put two little mirrors! - Ah... really?

But are you sure that it works also from the top to the bottom?

- Of course, it's all calculated! - So come on, let's try it!

Pay attention.

Oh, Take care, this can distroy itself!

- Slow... - So...

Go on.

- So, what do you see? - There is no one here.

- Show me. - Galileo has arrived!

- Come on, let me see.

Hold on tight, eh?

Wait.Do you see her? A moment.

Here, I see something! She undresses!

Ah, what a beauty! - Come on!

Be calm, the image is confused! Wait, lower it a bit.

What do you see? - A leg that is unlegging!

- What did you say? - That is undressing!

Another leg. Another thigh! - How many she has!

- Oh, Jesus! - Oh, Holy Mary!

Wait, eh? Let me see these thighs, before it ends!

I 'll go higher, so it increases the angle and I'll see better!

What are you doing? Let's look a little both of us!

- The lottery is open! - The tits.

- Stop! Where are you doing? - Let's see.

- Go away! You go away!

She gets off everything. - She's a wonder of creation!

Look, she takes them off. I saw her pussy!

- I knew I will see it! - Watch out the chair. - What are you doing?

What happened? I do not know? I arrived now!

Is there anybody?

I am here! - What do you do in the window?

I replace the dummy, they stole it and I want to see who it was.

AS the proverb says, "advertising is the soul"... The soul, my ass!

Shh!

- What are you doing? - Shut up!

Ah, I understand! Now I'll serve you right away.

Here. Just a bag? - No. I want 100! Settebello Hat�.

Ah, all right. I have a box here. What should I do, wrapping?

- No, put it here. - Yes, we put it in the envelope.

Here you are! Thank you.

- Genesio, do you want to serve me too? - Of course! I'm here on purpose! What do you need?

A bath foam and some suppository for the sore throat. I'll give you a wonderful syrup.

There aren't suppositories?

The suppositories are on strike. - And why's that?

Because they too are fed up to be taken by ass/fooled!

It's good this one!

Miss Stefania. Miss Stefania!

Where did she go?

Ah, it's you! You scared me.

Why is it here? I couldn't sleep and I went down to look around.

This is very old stuff! Now it is no longer useful to anyone.

Like you, that instead of helping me in a class like that, you're funny.

The truth is I can't as I want.

I have to stay at the directives who's boss: Peppino Cariglia!

That little guy?

His father is a "big" of the Camorra.

He is practically the king of the island.

He is a very powerful, ruthless man. A tough one!

And you took a big risk treating him like that, you know?

You have never lost the urge to joke! Joke?

Does the professor Mastrilli doesn't say anything to you?

She gave a 4 to Peppino. Have you see what happened to her the next day?

It was an accident. No, that was a warning.

Mastrilli says so, because she knows that if she talks...

Really?

Peppino has confessed to me. He only trusts me.

It's unbelievable that something like this happens in a quiet place like this.

There's nothing to worry about. Just stay up to the rules!

I would like to talk with Mastrilli.

Without compromising her, just to ask her some advice.

Yes, it's not a bad idea. If you want... I accompany you. - Thank you.

Stefania... I...

Who is there? Who is there?

There is no one.

That stupid Genesio always leaves the lights on. And I pay!

I'll charge him with the next bill.

And if now... I give you a kiss, what happens?

Do not try, otherwise scream!

- Good morning! What do you want? - Shh!

Do you remember me? - Joking? A face like this you can't forget!

I came here and bought a pack of 100 condoms.

- Yes, I remember it. So? - So?!

One was missing! They were 99!

How is it possible? Those arrive sealed. A precise box!

One was missing. Now I check. It's full of thieves. You never know.

Uh...! It's true, one was missing!

Hold! And excuse me if I ruined your evening.

You have ruined it... In the most beautiful moment! Good morning.

And who is he, Mr Dick?

" C4-H10. "

The butane is a gaseous saturated hydrocarbure.

Bravo. Have you ever heard about butyl alcohol? - In fact, no.

It's a solvent for paints.

Who is the mother of this chemical compound? Is there someone who knows?

- lo! - Ah, yes?! Let's hear!

For me...it is a "son of butane"

ln a certain sense is true.

In fact, it is one of the many derivatives of butane.

Or rather, a "son of butane", like... Like many people.

Anyway, I see you're prepared. Next time I'll ask you.

Honored!

- See you tomorrow, guys. - Goodbye.

Since she arrived, Andrea is not the same anymore.

You have nothing be gealous. Do you know how many would court you?

- How many? - One... - Who is it? - lo!

I'm sorry, you're not my type!

I'm small, but... - Stupid.

Peppino, there are news!

Today I accompany the Marini to the clinic and at the right time...

You are crazy! With all those beds you have at home...!

- Have you forgotten my father? - Yeah, he kicks your ass!

Do you believe that he has the courage to do it?

Do you know what we'll do? We'll follow them!

We hope they do not stay too long!

I was told that you were beautiful, but... you exceeds all the expectations!

Come on, come here! Sit down next to me. - Thank you.

YOU, HAVEN'T ANYTHING TO DO? GO AWAY!

Excuse me... I will leave!

Come on, trust me... have a lot of trouble with the boys.

How did you know? - I'm not a witch. I'm only a few years older than her!

Eh, I do not know how to get them. They are so exuberant!

You can say " rude "!

Are you not afraid of them? - No. ... I challenge them all the time!

Blessed is she who has so much courage. To me, after what happened to you...

What's that have to do with it? That was an accident.

Let's say that... I have committed a "imprudence".

So, how is our dear ill? Where can I go? You mummified me!

Eh, sorry, you joked with explosives!

However, as they say, every cloud has a silver lining!

ln fact, it is the first time that an explosion...

.. produces so.. wonderful effect.

What a jerk!

Doctor, in this position I'm not well at all!

WELL, DOCTOR!

- Eh? How do you say? - THE LEGS FEEL BAD!

No, these legs are just fine!

Anyway... let's try to fix it better, eh?

Eh... Here it is. Now let's see, eh?

Here you have to raise this left leg...

..and then slowly the...

And then, handle good well all... Ah! The hand!

Now it's getting late, I have to go... Goodbye, Professor.

Hello, dear!

One moment, miss...! Hail, head! I'll accompany you...!

Please.

Doctor!

What's going on? - Nothing...!

Shock therapy. You are welcome!

Here they are, they are coming. Get down!

I have to go to town. I accompany you.

I really came with Andrea.

But who knows where went that stupid! Come.

- Please. - Thanks.

What a bitch!

What a fortune that no one have seen me, otherwise I would have made a fool of myself!

Have you seen what sun, what sea...?

It's beautiful, but I have to return.

They're waiting for me for dinner.

Of course! But...

you have to promise me that we'll see each other again. - Yes.

I want to show you my villa. With pleasure!

- You know, I'm all alone in a big house - Shut up, do not talk!

Yes, I have service people, but who can serve they?

There will be some passing guest, no?

- Of course, sometimes it happens. - It happens, it happens!

- Especially in summer. - The hot season.

Ah... love! The most beautiful invention in the world!

This air excites me, provokes me!

We breathe deeply! Let's dive into this beautiful climate!

Let's dive in this wonderful clima, with the gaze, with the thought, with the heart, with the soul.

How to speak well!

Well, the Cacciapuotolo are a family of artists, poets, musicists!

On the contrary, now I am singing a song of an American musical.

So what is this noise?

This machine has something that does not work well. Maybe the suspensions.

"Mamma mia!"

# Among the roses and violets... #

Here we are!

There are moments when a man, even the strongest...

Don't look, kids! Keep on singing!

I can not resist. Can I kiss you?

# We want so much good to Mother Superior. #

# Among the roses and violets... #

- And what do you do here? - Eh... we do what we can.

Scums!

Now I'll fix you!

Stinking ones!

Can you? - Ah, Don Antonio! Take a seat! - Dear mrs Immaculate!

No, no kisses, but good works! What is all this urgency?

- Don Antonio... - Tell me. - I am a great sinner.

Immaculate... in what sense? You are not a sinner!

Don Antonio, in my life there is a man. - Eh?

- Another man? - Eh, yes! - Ahi, ahi, ahi!

- You have committed impure acts? - Worse! - What have you done?

I have had terrible thoughts! That man is my downfall.

It tempts me, it troubles me, it inflames me, it burns me!

Don Antonio, save me!

I'm not a fireman! But we will do something!

- My daughter... and who is he? - It is Genesio! - Ah, no, heck!

Unfortunately! You can't control the heart.

On the other hand, my husband is a cynic, he's a bad guy, he's a beast!

He always insults me. - He discovered something?

No! - No?

He insults me because he says I eat too much! - And he is wrong!

The sin of throat is a safety valve for chastity!

Of course a wife should try to...

But if sometimes you cook spaghetti with the clams...

.. or a big chicken with peppers, what's wrong?

- I know that you like to eat, too.

Eating is a beautiful thing! One of these evenings I'll invite you to dinner.

This is an "idea! A great pappata!

And remember, daughter, when the body is fine, the soul sings!

So San Remo is happy too.

Go ahead, forward! Deploy. Aligned and covered!

Ah! Ah, no!

The captains come forward.

So, you head and you cross.

- Head! - Al�! - The balloon! - Go on! - Here we go!

Goal! - Ah, how wonderful!

Goal!

Goal!

What a disgusting goal.

Oh...

- 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6... - Morra!

Horned! Ehm...

So, be careful. Start!

Come on, guys! - Power! - What are you doing? - You're the strongest!

Guys, look here!

Goals!

Brave them too. Once for one.

Track!

Mom, the train...!

- Pass the ball, up! - Stop, stop! Penalty!

Hands! But what, you play football this way?

Help! Help! Oh! Help, they kill me!

Wild ones! Stop this ghastly indignity!

Dirty! Now I'm going down and I fix them!

Take it.

This is not a game, it's a hoard!

Why are you whistling?

Genesio, do you know what I tell you? I can't follow you anymore!

To me?!

Well.

Ah, Stefania! What a beautiful here, eh?

The sun, the music, the sea!

Yes, but it would be even better if not there was the fear of the Camorra.

The Camorra?! But what do you say? Here the Camorra does not exist!

How come? The father of Peppino is the king of this island!

- But who, Peppino Cariglia? - For heaven's sake, don't speak that name!

In my village there is a proverb who says

" My name is Cannavaccio, doesn't intrigue me and doesn't bother me! "

Let's dance, go! "Tango!

Good, good... I'm really happy. Yes, yes...

BURlNl!

You made me feel ashamed!

But I'll kick you in the ass..

That beats everything!

Peppino Cariglia. Give him the treatment he deserves.

Take care of him The football field has become a madhouse.

Better you go home! GO HOME!

What do you want?

Go away!

- Good morning, young man! - U�, health! - Where are you going? - Oh!

- Stop, " guaglio " "! - What do you want from me?

- We have to do a service! - How? - Do not make us run.

There must be a mistake!

Are you Peppino Cariglia? Yes, lucky! - No, you're finished!

Why? - Because we must give you a lot of blows!

But what is it?

- Here, now I do the 5 and the 6. - Son of Camorrista!

But what do you want from me? What have I done?

Do not piss me off, I'll do the 5 and the 6, eh?

Come on, let's not waste time!

What a force I have!

Let's see another move. Ah, this, the 10!

Son of " androcchia "!

Now I give you a blow on the head and I lower you with 5 centimeters!

Oh, Madonna! So the bus has passed?

- Alt! - What's wrong? - Boh? - A moment, right? Eh!

Now we can?

Yes, come! We'll do all the repertoire!

Seven! ! Encrusted!

Nine, four... and now: escape!

Stop it! Catch him! I owe you crush like a cockroach!

I have to eat your ears!

Ah... another time! - All together! Well, we start again.

Jump! And now the figures! Nine, four and three!

It came out the seven? seven!

Seventeen! Thirty-seven!

Ah! I beat all (the three numbers at LOTO!

Stop, stop!

You are the boss and I throw myself!

The book is finished!

What's in here? We'll take it at once, this box must leave!

Now the workers are exported like the cans of peeled tomatoes!

lmmacolata, these spaghetti with clams were delicious!

- Don Fif�, did you like them? - Exquisite! I love good food.

So, when Stefania has communicated to me the invitation, I couldn't refuse.

ln effects,the kitchen of Immaculate is good and not for nothing, as they say,...

..in marriage she took me by the throat!

Stefania, you know how to cook well? If not the doctor runs away!

Unfortunately no. Only pasta with butter.

- Ahi! - What's wrong? - I say... Ouch!

We must remedy, because the first duty of a wife is knowing how to cook!

We want to lose this good boy? Don Fif�!

Have you told your girlfriend that you are filthy rich?

Ouch! Ouch, ouch, ouch!

Talking about money is like talking about the devil!

Well... I, unfortunately, am afflicted by a few hundred million!

- Should I call the exorcist? - No, Don Antonio is kidding!

lmmacolata, let's go slowly because here under the table there are many kicks.

There is one that give certain penalties...! It seems Savoldi.

Ah...! No, Stefania is a good girl. She isn't attached to money!

Well, for me money is not everything, but it's important.

Better a cold in a Rolls Royce,...

... than a pneumonia in a Fiat 500.

Another kick! It happened to him this time!

Genesio, do not you eat anymore? No, to me the saltimbocca makes me sick!

Yes, but... the essential thing is to love each other.

Sure. Scuse me! I'll go.

What are you doing, do not you even eat the dish?

Everything makes me sick.

This boy is strange lately.

"We don't like your doctor friend. "

" If you don't give it up, we'll kill him, it's up to you. "

And now you'll be terorized!

The fishes may be covered with a skeleton who is called "ostei",...

or with bone cartilaginous elements which are called "ganoids".

Or they may have a cartilaginous skeleton named selachi,...

.. like the dogfish or the hammerhead fish.

For comerce, the most important is the shark,...

.. that has made billions for the cinema!

Excellent collections also make the telestei, or mullet, bass...

Ah, there are also prawns and lobsters.

Ah, but those are not fish. They are crustacean!

- Bravo, you are prepared. I put you 8. - My God, 8! Exactly?!

- Goodbye, guys. See you tomorrow. - Lucia, get me the books!

Stefania! I've called you three times and you've didn't answer.

- Er... I do not know, maybe I was not there - Yeah, maybe you were out!

For tonight I have prepared a program that is the end of the world!

- Tonight I can not. - Why? - Because... I have to reflect.

- We reflect both of us! - No, look...

It's better that they do not see us together.

Who?

I'll explain it you later - Let me go.

It should be ", give me a little kiss at least!

Hello, eh? - Hello, call me!

Women are so complicated, I do not understand them!

- Miss, excuse me! - But... what is there?

I wanted to congratulate you. It's the first time I take 8!

I did it only my duty.

In fact, know that if you took 8, it is certainly not due to your father.

Eh, no... it's because of him if I know all these things: he was a fisherman!

The fisherman?! And now what does he do?

What should he do? He died 5 years ago, poor man!

I'm sorry.

I promise you I will also study the vegetables, also!

Botanical, you will want to say. - Also!

You must promise something: don't tell anyone what we said.

I swear, I'll be mute like a fish!

Good boy. Hi dear. - Goodbye.

- What did you talk about, cute? - Of the school reform!

I was looking for a book, but I found this.

Really very ingenious!

I bet that comes right to the window of my room.

True?

- Of course. - And does it work well?

It has a little flaw, but the image is always the same. - And do you mind?

Maybe it's a little "monotonous." However, I find that "you" are't bad at all.

I'm very flattered by your appreciation.

So... you like me a little.

A little? Stop playing! You know that I like "you".

Ah, we are intimate! Well, let's make progress!

I have to call you this way.

If not, how can I tell you... that I'm in love?

But that didn't stop you to show me naked to your friends.

You're just a presumptuous kid!

It happened only once... and they forced me!

Cariglia, right? That guy scares me.

See what these scoundrels write to me!

But now they exaggerate.

How I wish this threat... was addressed to me.

What are you doing? Come here! No, not now. Someone could come.

But I'm crazy about you, my love!

Tonight I'll wait for you in my room.

Ernesta! - Miss! Do you want something?

Shall I prepare you a coffee?

No, thank you, Ernesta. I just wanted to ask you a favor.

Yes.

Oh, sorry! I have the sauce on the fire! Tell me.

Tomorrow is sunday and I would like to sleep more,...

.. but my room is on the road and the traffic wakes me up.

Oh, how sorry I am!

Since you get up early, could you sleep in my room tonight?

Of course! Anyhow I don't feel anything when I sleep!

- You are very sweet! - For so little?

What an esquisite person!

Who is it?

Now I'll fix you...

I got you, ugly dummy thief!

- Mrs Immaculate! - Oh, Genesio...

Do you feel bad? - The head! I had come to take a sleeping pill.

- And you found it! - Do something, I'm fainting!

Do you breathe mouth to mouth? - But it's unhygienic.

It will not be very hygienic, but this time I'll cover you with bacilli!

Go on, Genesio, you play at home! Ah, Gene...!

Don Nicola, have you taken the Gerovital?

- Ernesta! - Oh God! Signorino Andrea!

So, it wasn't worth it to see it? Do you like my little house?

- Yes, it's really very beautiful! - Would you like to live there?

Well, I think so, but I should see it when it's bad weather.

- With the rain?! - You know, I suffer from melancholy.

If you're alone. But I'm always close to you, I'll never leave you!

And when you're sad, I play the little orchestra and it pass you everything!

You want to see the other rooms? Gladly.- - Come on...

Here, this is my room! Do you like it?

Pretty. But... what say the others?

The others? Why do we talk about the others?

Let's talk about us...

- Stefania, when we get married? - Marry?!

- We have not decided so? - No, I haven't decided yet.

Up to now! Maybe because you didn't feel safe.

ln this room I will give you security. This is the " security room "!

- Your security to take me to bed? - No,what are you saying?

Yes! - Ah! - I want you! I want you! - No!

- Kiss me! - No! - Kiss Me...!

Dov �? Stefania!

- Don't get closer anymore! Enough! - Enough! - No!

Stop! Let me conquer you softly!

Stop! You can not escape me, you understand or not? I'll get you!

- Go away, leave me alone, monster! - I want you to be mine!

Come here! - No!

Ah, I got you! - Leave me!

Relax! Stay. Stop.

I want you, you understand? Tell me yes!

No! - Tell me yes! - No!

Here I take the decisions! I am the man!

Stop, beast!

This not only resists me, but beats me, also!

What happened?I'll explain you later. - This way, soon! - Wait!

- But where are we going? - Trust me!

Come on, get up.

Yes, I understand, but don't you think you exaggerated a little?

You invented all those stories about Camorra!

And then that note.

- Now, when I think about it, I laugh. - I don't think you want to laugh!

It's true, in fact I would want to cry.

- But why did you act like that? - You don't understand?

I understand that you are a liar and a swindler.

I'm in love, that's all. I understood that when you I met that idiot.

I was gelous, I was afraid that you might marry him.

Stefania... my love.

Stefania! Hold on! I arrive!

- Greetings! - Best wishes and sons! How nice!

Also to the lady! And what's strange?

Congratulations! What do you do?

The bouquet! Within the year I will be married.

The lucky one will be happy! Yes.

- Madam... " Thank you. " Ernestine.

Thank you. How embarrassed is the bride!

By force, it's the first time she goes to bed with a married man!

A little "to you... and a little" to me. Ah...

A little "to you and a little" to me. Ah...!

Thank you.

Marriage is sacrifice, patience, spirit of understanding!

- And "total dedication! - Right.

Maybe for this I'm not married.

For love! Marriage is the grave of sex.

- You say? - Eh, yes...

Every time I begin to make love, my husband arrives and ruin everything.

It was awesome! You could tell me that you were virgin!

Virgin? I did not have time to remove the tights.

The tights?

Hand in hand... we cut together.

You have to take pictures of everything!

How eager you are... A little patience, the night is near!