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Jeez, Mie, you call this clean?

Uh, yeah, sort of. It's filthy still.

Can't you ever do your job right? Huh?

Ugh, here goes Fujisawa's lectures again.

Anyway, let's just finish it.

She's always so sweet to me. Oh, Tanashi, thank you.

You're too easy on him.

And then there's this stupid bitch.

What's that stupid look for?

Uh, oh, no, nothing.

That fucking bitch. She embarrassed me in front of O -Tanashi again.

God, you call this clean? What the fuck ever. Who does she think she is? I

know that uptight bitch rides in pleasure with a cock up her ass at

Not that I've ever seen, but... Oh,

my head.

I'm sorry. I was in a rush. If I don't hurry, the dimension tremor will end.

Disappearing tablets?

When on tour, please use to avoid any involvement.

It will bend and disperse space and make you disappear?

So you become invisible?

What the hell?

I must be on my way now. Be seeing you.

Hey, excuse me. You dropped this. Oh, the dimension tremor is here.

What's with that guy?

Shh, he'll hear you.

They're still mooching off their parents, and how dare they laugh at me?

idiot would take something dangerous like this normally, but your laughter

to have given me the courage.

Come on, you moochers.

Ow!

What's wrong?

I just bumped into something.

What was that?

It sure didn't feel like the wind.

I know. I wonder what I bumped into.

This is real?

Then this is the first place to go.

Ah.

I thought it'd be all old women, but I wonder if there's a girl's dorm around.

Ah.

Captain, I've spotted the target.

Huh?

Did I scratch myself somewhere?

I shouldn't give my period for a while.

Now this is going to be fun.

Right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left.

I can just imagine what she'd say to me.

Here, drink as much as you like.

Well, is it good?

Oh, yes.

It's really good.

Are you kidding around?

You're so dirty.

I'd better clean here, too.

It's so soft and warm.

What? You want to see this, too?

Here.

This is my butt.

I'm gonna cum.

I might as well wash off, too.

It said the effects last an hour. I better be careful.

Ah!

Well, hello, miss. What is it? Did you want to join me? You should have said

Sit wherever you'd like.

Huh?

Whoa!

You want to sit there?

This is bad.

Her scent and her softness.

Uh -oh.

No!

Please don't notice.

It's okay. Calm down. I'm not even here.

I'm the bathwater.

That's right. I'm the bathwater.

I'm the bathwater.

This is the bathwater. It's the bathwater moving.

Does it feel good?

Not there.

That's my weak spot.

All right.

I'm not going to lose.

I'm going to rub it.

It's inside.

It's inside the lady.

MY SUBSEX

Maybe he'd do something if you said something too, Otonashi.

Actually, I can't help but think that Mie looks a lot like my dog, Rick.

That's why I can't get mad at him.

Huh?

Damn, Fujisawa! I ended up here in a rage because of you!

Now this is my healing.

I see.

Good, good.

They

just

finished Phys Ed.

You can smell their sweat. You never get that from watching them on a DVD.

What an aggressive girl.

Damn,

that was nasty.

Spotted our target. Captain, please give us your orders.

Okay, attack!

Right here.

God,

am I an idiot?

Geez. Oh, thanks.

Hey, guys, does anyone know where my juice went? I just had it right here.

Damn it! How dare you torture me so much!

Suzu, hurry up!

You're the only one who hasn't changed!

Alright, I just had to clean up the equipment.

Okay, we're gonna go then. We'll just meet you there.

Wait for me!

By the way, apparently there's a ghost in this school that attacks women when

they're alone.

Be careful!

Terrible things will happen if you don't stay quiet.

Get on the desk.

First your gym clothes.

Then, of course.

Okay, you're ready. Get on all fours. Make a fist with your right hand.

Bring it next to your face with the top of your hand facing up and say, meow.

Meow?

Can you rest in peace now?

How am I supposed to stop after seeing that?

It tastes like sweat.

Have a nice day.

What's wrong, Otonashi?

You just seem a little bit down today.

What? Stop making her cry, you dumbass.

I'm sorry.

It's a misunderstanding.

My dog Rick died yesterday.

That's why.

Oh, don't scare me like that. But I'm sorry for your loss.

Hey.

Huh?

What are you talking about? It's your own damn fault you're in that position.

Why you?

I'm going to smack her one day, but...

I want to cheer her up, but... Whoa.

Oh, Tanashi lives in an expensive condo like this?

Oh.

Oh, Rick. Why did you have to die?

Hmm? So this is Rick. We do have a strange resemblance.

happy with me as your owner?

I was happy.

I was very happy to be owned by you.

Rick, is that you?

Yes. So don't be sad.

Just remember I'll always be watching over you from heaven. Rick, if you're

here, cheer me up like you always did.

No?

What?

Does that mean... Does that mean...

Lick me all over.

Oh, Rick. Does it taste good?

Oh, Rick.

Does my pussy taste good?

You want me to face this way?

Here, does that make you happy?

What?

They were fucking two?

I'm starting to get a little jealous, Rick.

You saw me.

Naito Mie, who got an invisibility potion through bizarre circumstances,

used it for a number of pranks, but he got a little careless and was seen

by a drunk otanashi.

I wonder what's going to happen to him now.

She saw me.

What am I going to do?

Hey, you.

Yes?

We just received a report that there's been a man trespassing. That's him!

He was in my room just a few minutes ago.

Oh, Tanashi. I need you to come to the station.

It was a dream.

That's right. I was too scared to go to my apartment and stayed here.

But that wasn't a dream.

Please, let it be a dream.

I know that's impossible, but...

Is that the weird

guy from the other day?

I don't even feel like getting mad today.

But problems and being horny are two different things.

I've come, my dear school.

I swear there was a ghost!

Oh, yeah, right.

Do you want me to hold your hand in the bathroom?

I swear I'm telling the truth! Of course you are.

Why don't you believe me? I'm really positive there was one! The bathroom,

Welcome!

You're that lady from the bathhouse?

You're a teacher here.

Oh, honey. What are you doing here?

What? You want to see me pee?

You're such a pervert.

Fine. I'll show you.

What? You want to see it closer?

Here. It's easier to see.

I was fantasizing again.

What's wrong with me? It seems like I can't help but go into fantasy mode

time I see that lady.

Who's next?

But that's... Well, I guess it's that time of the month.

What? Blood is... A girl like her? A girl like her?

Calm down, calm down.

It's a path all girls must cross.

See? Look how pretty everyone is.

Nature plays such beautiful melodies.

go to the bathroom. I'll meet you in the classroom, okay?

But our break is going to be over soon, and you can't be alone in there.

I'll be fine.

It's okay.

Go ahead. You're not peeing, but your pussy juice is coming out.

Here I go.

The days finally come, but Otonashi hasn't said anything to me yet.

I'm positive I saw Mie, but that can't be. I was really drunk, too.

What's wrong with me? Am I in love with Mie? He looks a lot like Rick, so he

seems approachable, but... Maybe she didn't notice. I'm sure she saw me,

Um, did you say something?

You go first.

No, please, you first.

Um, this might sound a bit strange, but what were you doing about two nights

ago? Um, sometime around ten, maybe?

Um... Two nights ago? Uh, um...

Can you heat it up?

I couldn't ask her.

Why am I like this?

Hmm?

Fujisawa. Huh?

She ignored me.

Fine then, bitch!

I'm positive she went into this park, but... There she

is. This is my chance to take revenge.

Just because you're cute, you think you can look down at me?

I'll look down at you.

Take this.

Was that a bug?

How gross.

And on top of that, I saw him earlier.

This day couldn't get any worse.

Who are you talking about?

Who do you think? That guy named Mie that I work with.

You've got some balls to say it out loud.

What the?

All right.

Here I go into fantasy mode. Prepare yourself, Fujisawa.

Mie, is that you?

I'm sorry for everything. Please forgive me.

What? Say my name with some respect.

Mie, sir.

That's a good girl.

Here's your reward.

Doesn't it feel good?

I knew you had huge breasts.

You're always showing them off.

That's not true.

Are you getting wet?

It's too late for apologies.

Here I go.

You're starting to relax a little.

No. I can't take it anymore.

What now? Are you starting to feel it?

Now it's my turn.

Please, no more.

Have everyone look at you.

No!

Don't look at me!

I was drunk, but what have I done?

Please, stop.

Huh?

Oh,

Tinashe's being mugged.

I have to save her. But there's two guys.

I'd lose even if there's just one.

Someone help!

Rick!

That's right. I'm invisible right now. If they can't see me... Master,

I'm coming!

Where's that noise coming from?

Me?

Uh,

what?

You!

two nights ago, would you too, Mie?

Wait,

wait, wait.

It's not so weird that you do that with your dog. I won't tell anyone, I

promise. I even heard 90 % of all women who own a dog does it, or maybe not, but

it doesn't matter because compared to me, you're fine. So don't worry about

I mean, I could have walked in on you having sex with your dog, and that would

have been a lot worse.

So, if you're weird, then what does that make me? I know I'm pretty ugly, and my

personality really sucks, too.

And you know what else is totally unfair?

See? Look how small my dick is. You can barely see it.

Yeah, I know.

I'm the worst, and I'm really sorry.

I took advantage when I was invisible and did all that to you.

And not just to you.

I did it to other women as well.

I can't help it. Look at you.

We are done.

to give compassion to everyone.

We are the ones who teach all.

And thou shalt practice compassion as well.

It's fine. Don't worry. I'll forgive you.

But next time, be careful.

I know we can't see each other, but it's still a bit embarrassing.

Yeah, a little. But it shouldn't be.

Hmm.

What did you do?

Did you see me?

See what?

Ben, can you see this?

What about this?

Is this the little naughty boy that teased me before?

I had no idea you were so bold, Ojinashi.

Oh, Dark Knight, hide me with your cape of darkness.

Cover my bold love inside my shy heart until my bashfulness disappears.

Oh, Dark Knight, please save me from it.

get it up that fast.

It's time to get hard. It's time to get hard.

Oh, it's not listening.

I wonder if this will work.

What? What's going on? I can't see.

Here, open wide.

You're right. This is yummy, Ohtanashi.

Oh, don't suck so hard.

Oh, that's enough up there. I'm moving down.

By the way, Mie. What?

Before, when you said you did things to other people as well, I'm really

curious. What exactly did you do to them, you little trickster?

Well, I guess I could tell you just because you forgave me, but...

I did this.

And some of that.

Yeah, that too.

And even that.

What?

I'm terrified to go to work today.

Oh, good morning to you, Mie.

Oh, Tanashi.

What's up?

I called everyone so they could come and see you.

Everyone? For me?

Does that mean... Yay!

Oh, Tanashi, whatever happened to compassion?

A trunk named Sin should always have an axe wielded against it.

Come on, everyone.

Let's take the tablets and get him.

Yeah!

um

Hello, everybody.

Long time no see.

Do you remember us?

Oh, you forgot.

Then here's a recap for your benefit.

One day, a loser named Naito Mie happened to get his hands on a

drug that turns you invisible.

After that...

He spent his days doing all sorts of naughty things.

But such a situation couldn't continue forever.

In the end, they all found out it was him.

And he paid a heavy price for his fun.

The drug was locked in a safe.

And that was the end of that.

Or was it?

Nice. Is that the purse you bought the other day?

Yeah, it is. It was on sale, but they were going so fast it wasn't easy to

Why are women always like this?

Mie, did you say something?

No, I didn't.

Welcome to the store.

Hi.

Welcome. Long time no see.

Sorry we haven't been by lately.

Oh, it's Lolita, Small -Eyed, and others.

Hello, Lolita.

That is no way to talk to customers.

Sorry.

So, how have you been since then?

Well, now that you're keeping an eye on the drug, nothing else has happened.

What a boring adolescent.

Did you say something again?

No, not a thing. I'll make some tea, so you girls just take your time. Okay.

I'll have a pork bun and a sweet bun.

Coming right up.

I'll settle the score with her someday.

I heard they're calling bras balconies these days.

Really? My grandma called them push -ups.

Push -ups? I've never heard that one.

Yeah, really.

I wonder what twin I should get.

Don't you prefer pink, Zuzu?

Yeah, maybe you're right.

What do you keep looking at me, eh?

Something in my mind's eye that I can't see from here.

You are so incorrigible. Excuse me.

Welcome to the store.

We've got enough Lolita characters already.

Give it a rest. I'm not a Lolita.

Um, I'm here to interview for the part -time job.

Oh, we were expecting you. Come in.

Grrrr!

Straightening up the trash out here.

Okay.

Some people just throw it out any old way.

So we have to do the separating.

that we were a penniless convenience store.

But I don't see that...

Just you watch.

Come on. Right there.

Come

on.

Get bigger. Get bigger.

It couldn't be.

That's impossible.

Hmm.

Hmm. I don't know how I lost my bra.

This cold breeze doesn't help.

I hope nobody notices.

Hey, check it out.

I've been waiting months for this DVD to come out.

Awesome.

I'm so exhausted.

The weather is so nice today though.

I feel so warm. I'm sleepy.

Sunbeams tickle.

This is a funny place to feel good right now.

Am I horny or something?

What's going on?

What are you talking about?

Who but you would take Suzu's clothes off and make her orgasm in public?

What? You say I got her off in public?

I can't believe you'd do that.

Whatever. I didn't do that to her.

Don't lie about it.

He's right.

I mean, um, he and I were... Actually, um, were what?

Well, uh... You were together?

Uh -huh. Which means what?

Hold on. Don't you have something to say to me?

Hmm.

I'll get even with you.

Just you wait.

Aren't you the one in charge of that drug anyway?

Did somebody steal it?

We should check and see.

There's the safe, at least.

Mie. Don't watch while I put in the combination.

Yeah, yeah.

I'm not looking. I'm not looking.

Okay, now I'll open it.

What are you looking at? I'm sorry. I couldn't resist.

There it is.

It's in there. That it is.

What does this mean?

That there's more of the drug and another invisible man.

What? It feels like somebody else is here.

Really?

It's my imagination.

Don't scare us like that.

Well, there's nothing we can do now.

Everybody be careful on the way home.

Okay.

More of the drugs and another invisible man.

If you go any...

He'll pay for this!

Were you assaulted too, Miss Fujisawa?

This isn't good.

There's not much you can do when you can't even see him.

I have an idea. Maybe I should keep some of the drug on me for self -defense in

case he comes back.

It's gone!

But how?

Maybe there really was an invisible man in the room that time. You mean it was

stolen?

That's possible.

V .A., tell me, where the hell did you get that stuff anyway?

Well, about that.

Huh? A mysterious gentleman dropped it. Can you describe him?

You bet I can.

I put this here and then like this.

He looked like this. Are you serious?

He made quite an impact on me, so I remember him. You must be making fun of

What do you think I am, stupid? Who goes around looking like that these days?

Never underestimate the city.

Excuse me.

Oh, welcome to the store.

Can I have a pork bun, a sweet bun, a pizza bun, two each, please?

V .A., grab him!

Oh! On it! Let go!

Stop struggling!

Are you sure it's okay to do this?

It's the only way we can stop his rampage. He looks funny.

I'll say.

You know, young lady, you should be kind to the elderly.

This whole thing is your fault.

That's right.

Do you have any idea what I've been through because of your drug?

Mie, I don't think you have any right to talk.

Anyway, we need your help, old man. If it's impossible to catch a man who's

invisible, we at least want a drug to turn us invisible and make whoever we're

looking at visible again.

You got that?

We want invisible pills and visible pills.

Don't make these ladies mad or you'll be sorry.

Hey, that wasn't very nice.

Yes, I do have those drugs, but please, just spare my life.

Best of luck. Have fun.

Goodbye.

You're letting him go? It didn't seem like it'd be any use to keep him here.

Well, that's true.

Now for business. Hang on. None for you, Mie.

None for me?

You can't be trusted. We don't know what you'll do if you turn invisible again.

What do you know? You think you understand me so well, don't you, Miss

Let's all try taking it.

Why now?

Just as a test.

Oh, wow. You all turned invisible.

Okay, it works.

Wait, did Mie take some too?

How could I? In all of that?

I don't see him.

He took advantage of the confusion.

Never mind that.

I can see all of you.

What?

What's going on? But everybody's invisible.

You got that? We want invisible pills and visible pills. Matter of

interpretation. You are?

You mean we are invisible?

This is complicated.

I don't get it.

Japanese can be really tricky.

So, is Mie the only one who can see us right now? Then did he take the other

drug?

Let's test it out.

Well, can you see anything?

Whoa!

What? I see it.

What? You see us?

No. It's purple.

Huh? The lovely black.

Sensei's light blue.

Wow! Smala's wearing a thong!

Huh? Wait, you mean that's what's visible? You're really wearing a thong?

Aren't you a little young for thongs?

Don't look my way, Mie. This isn't what we should be concerned about right now.

That's right. Thongs aren't that unusual these days.

Just don't look at mine.

I'm just saying.

What is it now?

If I look hard enough, I can see what's under your underwear.

I'll kill you if you look.

Just go bring that old guy back here.

Okay.

I'll be back.

Wait a minute. We're all invisible.

What about the store?

Um, did he leave?

He is so thoughtless sometimes.

If there's an invisible man here, he could do whatever he wants.

It'd be too dangerous to go outside like this.

Let's just say put, okay?

I'm sorry, girl. I'll buy you some snacks in the meantime.

This really is a great view, though.

I can't miss such a great opportunity.

Hey, Fujisawa.

Are you sure you should be topless?

Welcome to the store. How about some rice balls? Or you could oogle my

For that matter, a convenience store like that would do a ton of business.

Of course, the cops would get mad before the profits could go up.

Lolita is reading while exposing private parts.

I feel so free.

I wonder if Mie is watching.

Entry number three, striptease of small eyes.

When I think about everyone being able to see me, I get so embarrassed.

I can see those, Sensei.

I'm not embarrassed to have my breasts out.

Otonashi, all naked is out of line.

Well, why not?

You've seen it plenty of times before.

That's right. But if you're gonna look, you might as well look for younger

options.

Does anybody like my naked body? A little squeeze is okay by me.

Not.

I can't take it anymore.

Someone's grabbing me!

What? Is it the Invisible Man?

Indeed, I am the Invisible Man. I recognize your voice, Mie. You think you

get away with this since we're invisible?

You never went to find that gentleman, did you?

Stop in here.

My sensei, you're clean shaven.

What do you think you're doing?

Sorry, couldn't help it.

By the way, I'm over here.

You son of a... There you are!

What are you doing?

No, there's somebody here that I can't see.

If you can't see them either, are they the Invisible Man?

Hey, Mie, don't let him get away. Yep. Hey, quit struggling.

You're an idiot.

I couldn't help it. You just sounded so sexy.

No, I didn't. Because you were feeling ecstasy.

No, I wasn't.

Because I was so good at it. I told you, stop it!

Yesterday was a complete mess.

Although I did manage to snag this off of the invisible woman.

You know, I never would have dreamt that you were the culprit.

I've been watching your stupid antics for some time now.

Oh, I'm honored.

That time in the office, you didn't know I was there.

But you lied and said you did.

And used that chance to steal the drug.

I know everything you did afterwards, too.

You were watching?

You're quite the dirty girl.

But I don't get something. You assaulted the lowly, right? There might be other

invisible people besides me.

Maybe. But isn't it true that you had the drug and never told us?

If you call me stupid, let me do you in exchange for keeping your secret.

No! What?

Huh? You hate men?

Maybe it's because of some trauma.

I had my own dreams of pins to some white horses when I was little.

But the real guy turned out to be filthy, stupid, horny, and indecent.

I can't deny that.

And my first time with him, all he was interested in was the sex.

Yeah, I guess you have had a rough time of it, huh?

Listening to your story makes me even more horny. I can console you, you know?

Were you even listening to me?

I'll rat you out if you say no.

good with men.

We'll just see about that.

This is so gross.

Sure enough, there they are.

It's time to give you a taste of the Invisible Man.

How's it feel to be violated by the Invisible Man?

Got a customer.

Welcome to the store.

Huh? You don't see anybody.

There's nothing to worry about.

There. Thank you very much.

Now, why don't we take a break and talk a little?

How did you get your hands on that drug in the first place, anyways?

Miss Fujisawa dropped it, and I picked it up.

What? Of course, at that point, I didn't even know her name.

She dropped the bottle at that bargain sale.

And I picked it up and followed her so I could give it back.

But then she disappeared.

I saw why when I read the bottle.

That bitch must have stolen that stupid purse.

But the drug was in the safe after that.

I got scared at one point, and I put it back.

It's scary whether you have it with you or not.

Yeah. So, why was it gone the other day when we looked?

Well, because everybody suddenly decided that they were going to use the drugs

to investigate, and I panicked.

But I remembered the safe's combination.

Yeah, it's not really a mystery.

But it's weird, though, because I'm a girl that likes other girls.

I don't know if it's that you'd like girls or hate guys, but does it really

matter?

Do you really feel that way?

Yeah, whatever.

It's cool.

Mie.

I'm sensing that your private parts are talking to me. Am I correct about that?

That doesn't really matter either.

It's all good.

But curing your hatred of men is just a matter of time.

Don't you agree?

Look how wet a guy managed to get you.

Please,

stop talking like that.

You're sopping wet. No!

Stopping wet. No!

It'd be such a waste of a great body, too.

Well, I guess that's true.

You don't say.

Say anything, dummy. Put your clothes on.

Great. Are you goofing off?

Yuri,

what are you doing?

Um, well, um, Mie was... Mie, where are you?

Yep, it figures it would wear off right now.

Mie, were you invisible just now?

Uh... So it was you, wasn't it? No, I just...

That's right. It was all my doing.

Wait a minute!

What?

Aren't you just a bit curious about how I got a hold of the drug?

Mie, you're bleeding.

Hint number one. A bargain sale.

Does that ring any bells?

Somebody stole the drug for stealing the purse she wanted.

Okay, fine.

What do you suggest I do?

That should be obvious!

Is that all you ever think about?

Yes!

What are you staring at? Go ahead and jump in.

mouth needs some attention.

Now,

work

on her down here.

Start with your fingers.

Now you want to do this with your fingers.

You mean like this?

What is this feeling?

I'm getting wet again.

Well, what have we here?

I think it's time to make you feel good, too.

No!

Don't do that!

B .A., stop it!

You keep messing with it, it'll happen again!

I can't hold it in!

Then just let it out!

Have her clean you up. I even have to do that?

Oh,

no!

It's more than I can take!

It feels so good!

Is it fair that it only feels good for you?

You better keep this a secret from everyone.

Okay.