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I'm going straight

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cuz I wake up early when you've been

three years in an it get used to waking

up early on top of which I don't sleep

in here

well let me pass and you're gonna wake

him up with all that maxi oh he's here

again easy mission he's supposed to be

on the sofa where is he sleeping him in

right men's room

Oh where's Raymond in AC my room well

where are you Lynn what I was down here

in and I went back up where to Raymond's

room you've lost me I'm Tanya

Oh God would you mind asking him not to

park he's articulated lorry outside his

window we get precious little Sun in

here as it is clock my bathroom over on

the North sir and he gives me what

they're giving a bit involved I know

what he gives you thank me cruise Ike

that's what can't get a sleep one night

Lenore kamli give your bang bang bang

first and in the morning makes up your

bang bang bang lasting a night

then be crude I listen I haven't got a

job so I went channeling all my energies

into fixing this house up proper and I

have you noticed the new Parliament top

the spirits at the bottom of the stairs

now that's what it fell down there

that's only good it backs on your

bedroom wall have you noticed the sink

the sink don't plug up no more and

Raymond's thought it used to stick

because of the damp where the last

winter that don't stick now no because I

took it off I'll shave the bottom of it

and our young it is the type of pump

you're not listening to a word I'm

saying I don't know why we need

bookshelves in this house no one reads

it yes I intend to I've got nothing else

to do it on it she wants enticed yeah

what mine yes maybe a bordick mari only

got two eggs and I'm saving them for

Lenny

you can have post the Marmite blow me

even in a niche I've got a board egg of

a morning what car you might do a one oh

well if I won't know about it I want

everything then I don't know I've made

it Sean on baby mammoth then he'll

definitely know he's at it twice at

least nice morning what is why they

drink dolphin on it

as the rest of your name what time is it

court pass see well is your paper come

no not yet way come do today them in

greet you see my bicycle pan don't

cycling iron that's nice going out in

the country

hey where Russia kinds up you want some

pliers here yesterday

you know II noticed there's a sort of

lack of conversational wrap owners else

have you noticed that I say one ting you

say another I'll ask a question and

nobody answers have you noticed that are

either of you aware of that brand

brittle why she want me you say she just

proved ng sunlight why you night in

bookshelf no unreadiness ask Jim Brown

just a minute just a minute on the on

the brink of a discovery year that's the

first straight question my son Raymond

has asked me since I come out the Knicks

when he said who are you

what was that question again sup I don't

know to secure to me and that's not a

question that's a statement she forgot

now it's all gone in it listen they are

perfectly secure take my word for it

that's because I studied cotton during

the neck tonight see what I mean they're

all right my dummy no guy in this room

what they will do when their

personalized all we needs a bric-a-brac

or a family photograph look that's all

you need look safe

just the hell ornament like that that's

all now perhaps a bowl of

you're waiting it does matter don't

mutter bound a wheat and things we go

around banging things in sure you

shouldn't go around banging things and

that goes for you too God

well if I got a moment

all right lad a bit of excitement come

on I want it nip been down to Cochrane

so a schematic old twit poises Brussels

sprouts mandarin oranges half thousand x

star and oh it's not the pot um Brian

flake Suzanne like brand but they got a

special offer on this month genuine fan

art watering can keeps it right I'll

meet them is bidding all right give me

something to soft they won't I haven't

come home when he wrecked a watering can

kit tomorrow well edge I know what

you've been going through but you

weren't gonna be easy you must let

things get on top of you I know I didn't

think was gonna be as R as this that's

all I want to make yourself useful you

know I have a job but we're my record

yeah that's not true as I remain

unemployed in this country this boys

what left Ryman school two years ago I

would know nothing else about that

Imperium is this attitude of of cynicism

a mistrust I'll keep coming up against

which in turn makes me more cynical and

that's something I've always resisted

you know that very well don't you I mean

I'm waiting to the post office the other

day just to get a a postal order for me

pause they got they got a Fortney bar

earlier chained to the wall

still didn't right but it was changing

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the country you won't get used to it

it's been like that for a while of

course we do have a brief rest spot for

the Jubilee celebrations but yeah well

it's getting me down that's all I can

say Gil what sort of a question is that

for a daughter to ask her father under

the carpet well what's my sex drive got

to do with anything

wait could you have a great deal because

I think your lack of it is soot somatic

of your general malaise I mean it was

always a man with a man's appetite yeah

that reminds me what happened at

boarding you don't do not bring a woman

into this house do you Ingrid I must

I've got some sort of decorum and

decency you know I would not embarrass

the other members of this household by

but consorting in this very house with

with a woman of the opposite sex not

Raymond surely I mean you hasn't got the

energy as he wore a charm you'd be

surprised girls not violent yeah what do

they like about IMI's I think you're

going through your midlife crisis like

what this article in cosmopolitan said

last week the male menopause caused

Anderson Ingrid we will have none of

that sort of talk in this house please

you shock me at times you do you really

do medical things are rude at night

in your way yes I am and I would not

have any of this permissive liberate you

talk in this house I'll tell you what my

midlife crisis is shall I spell it out

for you I am a 45 year old ex lag with

no money no prospects and as of now no

one down for a second my family I'm

trying to go straight

which means at my age with my

qualifications my future holds about as

much excitement as a which Sunday

afternoon in Murdoch did Bill tell you

why because they got more pubs there

than anywhere else in Britain and

they're all shot Sunday

well I've got the money for the

groceries Ingrid I will not take a

handout for my family thank you very

much we'll bring me a bottle of that I'm

sorry I'm not being ungracious I just

haven't come down to that yet you know

what I mean suit yourself

yes I have as a matter of fact your feet

drop excluded stuff hello Danny

never mind all you tell him Bon Ami

let's have a cup tea in a kicker Joey

see Bonnie bus i-10 shot on counting

roll finish your milk round early

engines being given the old spins

Audrina you know since before you went

in thank you must be a bit of a job

pulling that car land on your double is

all electric now oh and all in extra

course what we're making on

one on the cup Hey one the cup what they

used to talk broad company at school you

know you help yourself to sugar oh well

oh oh blimey not you as well look at

this great someone's gonna steal your

British Railways teaspoon are you I said

I'll go with you got out of bed the

wrong end there I wish I hadn't got out

of bed at all sometimes I really do yeah

yeah what you are my eye tenure there

abouts I'm a thirty-nine you lying about

son or 26 you know Sicily we come to

mine who darling oh yes agreed agree but

you come from Stoke Newington name

listen I'm a busy man oh really what are

you doing taking in washing what what do

you want to ask me I want to show you

something ready are you ready sleep very

elegant cut certain to murdered a cute

dog yes yes yes well I don't understand

the language but I certainly get the

gist of it yes now I used to be exactly

like that right specially when I was in

the Nick now this morning this very

morning I went straight past her and

right under the sporting section yeah I

was much more interested in Orient's

crippling injury list what do you say me

I don't forget you know I don't give you

either no but my point is I'm not sure

I'll still want it

you see now that is very worrying for a

man of my age it yeah I think it's the

stuff they used to put in a prison to

unit I think it's just begin to work

all of us until up top purse do me a

favor would you don't tempt me come on

let's go do that column all over again

now talk about Kitka

you sought pardon you weren't I was open

I heard wrong

well you didn't Oh Sally's that's me

finished Bob I'm name first a little boy

Frank what are you going round to that

little number in Sycamore isn't what a

little number you know I'm talking about

the one who's husband's on the Audrey

listen I'm not your common or garden

brandy milkman thank you I'm not talking

about in the garden Emily or on the

common for that matter I'm talking about

around Sycamore Crescent yeah we like

that salt new venture no idea must have

got what I got

I've got a round of betting shop going

on I see yeah if you want to bet on

Fletch erotic lady four o'clock no no no

no gambling is the child of avarice and

the father of sin George Washington said

that you know so was it Eric Catchpole

who's Eric Catchpole philosopher and wit

used to play left off for Brentford he

was the man who said show me a milkman

in high heels and I will show you a

Dairy Queen

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don't take any wooden yogurts good that

Nellie Dairy Queen milkman always

knowing oh nevermind laughing yeah

no I'm nobody not to rabbit though don't

you

how old do you talk to me like that oh

do I have to be to talk to you like that

yeah I saw here to save you from

yourself I can look after myself thanks

very much

deal get some of that inside you written

you need you know I don't

what do you come here then for is

Italian cuisine you know what I just

come here down I listen if you're

desperate enough to put your hand into

Percy's person broad daylight then you

are in dire need of a couple of T's

there get it don't got a cup of tea

Danny yeah God the last of the biggest

spenders - didn't think you could sleep

and Raphael soif I am run away are you

not from around here oh go come no I'm

not the law I'm not the world for a

night I pick a rider no so just would

like to go this one same relax look at

Jack Torres a fitness finger jump on

drugs are you operas in it bleedin wish

our walls well that's a point of contact

anyway no oh

what's your game you come over here you

sit down I didn't ask why are you dirty

old man put upon your bar chocolate get

a quick touch-up you're a dirty little

girl in more ways than one you know you

don't know me I know you need a buff

this is sugar oh thank you just sugar I

hope I wouldn't put it past that

probation officers gonna come around

here and keep up the treatment know what

I mean

what's your name them Margaret Thatcher

oh nice to meet you Margaret my name is

Norman Stanley Fletcher commonly known

as Fletcher

I was joking yep

don't you know Margaret Thatcher is you

thick or something whose unit oh man is

she one of that lot and you've seen on

the telly with her evidence no she is

not one of the government as a matter of

fact she is in fact the leader of Her

Majesty's opposition if you want notes

knifing any in peace yeah

thought you said you didn't know her

that was to stimulate political argument

even after tilt funny how old are you 36

you look older

hey good morning Sarge hey Citadel I

bring you the best the cup of tea you

ever taste in your Hall alive black

coffee please

you're on the running joke thing don't

worry I'm not gonna give you in Emily

it's just that I only live round the

corner now I've got two daughters you've

got a wardrobe which is permanently

obsolescent in my opinion you could do

with a fresh change of clothing and

certainly a bath I think that is an

offer you're in no state to refuse don't

you okay then well come on if you're

coming

it's a base bTW yay yeah let's well you

didn't attack or you long to get to your

orgies about

some soup here what will work there yup

well the soup is skinned anemic yeah

finally close the pit you did you what I

won't bore for you were they what'd you

say your name was the Flex they call me

Mars penny

good good now we're your company well I

used to living care Burwell it's alright

there may have always lived there that's

row me mate star there me mum and Arthur

moved to Portsmouth Arthur yeah broke

she lives with phase alright just he

works in Portsmouth ain't nothing to do

there Andy for the other white I was

gonna stay this made mind Terry he's

great Terry he's a bit mad luck he's

alright you don't give a monkey's about

anything you dark him I doubt it

money Punk losing nice not yet punks oh

well that's someone's got in common

yes why they sent him away you Daffy

River might be on Peckham Odeon nope

German oh so he's Bob what your plans

known him well car laying around the

Camberwell cops know me there I'm on

probation

oh yeah I was gonna stab this up a

friend of mine lives around ear Paulding

stopa do you know her she may moved

I don't know well do next well you look

worn out I suggest when you're eating

what you're gonna eat you better go and

get some Kip what well yeah

um so right

I don't mind now listen there seem to be

some sorry and if you prevalent in this

country which is to view everything I do

in the worst possible no no no don't

come it just cut that out so I'll tell

you why I ask you back here because I

saw in you someone who was bound on the

same courses but I was we're on

probation oh yeah I'm on parole

oh yeah that's the prize you didn't it

what is more on top of that I've spent

11 years out my life in the Nick now

having said that I thought you might be

interested in taking a bit of advice

from an old leg such as me so I'll go

and finish your soup tonight tomorrow

it's very discouraging trying to help

people you know I think I'll leave it

out after you oh well I'll rush around

the forelimbs tomorrow then and get your

cracker mocked up oxtail gone get up and

have some sleep go on use my room second

on the left

fans

God it isn't all I can't do this hey

what kind of put this racing car

together on racing car

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girl I meet down at Danny's Kathleen I'm

a penny look it then I say what I said

this morning I think it's about you the

pike it's the littorals

quick no come on Ingrid it's not like

that she's only 16 she's just in a spot

of bother that's all she needed a place

I just brought back in on I'll give her

a bath and a pen

I loaned other facilities that's all I'm

just trying to help somebody as I pass

along that's all now for what else to do

I want better than sitting here making

plastic racing cars and watering can

kits little waif and stray little alley

cat only the woman at 27 as usual why do

you think the same as you I suppose if

our minds like yours I don't give a

rat's I'll be very careful in your

position right well I'm hoping she'll go

back to our mum voluntary I'd like to

think I can make the see sense no no

worse thing you could do betray our

trust one of it I'm if you can't show

someone trunk how are they gonna learn

it I'm not going anywhere they'll lose

around this house my Rapson depressed it

was many what lost my purse not you I

lost something more fundamental

I lost my my faith in human nature

that's why I lost which certainly will

not be restored by by watching orient

play Mansfield Town State why why should

I

everything I do goes wrong or was that

in always will no that's not true

you made this putting one of these

together said you'll be done I'm gonna

christen it now I'm gonna water the

geranium

got a ward 9 at once now no it was a

window my name's Sal for boil on the

Coney I'm Penny's debt world not a dad

exactly but next best thing

yeah I know yeah yeah Arthur she said

yeah ah could I have a word with you in

private like suppose so yeah coming in

you stay here I believe this is yours

no not mine no I know I carry one of

those toilet they are gaudy addressed

from the driving license I spent to be

some cash miss you know let me know how

much I'll let you have it back police

never did they know she found us reverse

charge is it guilt so I drove up and

fetched her how I see listen there I

know what you did

what'd you say I did she said you tied a

well so I just wanted to say thank you

oh yeah well I mean if there was more

people around like you will who knows

what I yeah well I mean she's a bit of a

tearaway I'm afraid but still should it

might not phone call thanks to you

somewhere yeah well yeah so it's down to

my mum and me now as opposed to me now

yeah we're gossiping

no no best be off foot traffic nap you

know oh yeah yeah

what Thanks you know

all right girl it's all better of it did

you open the card I'll be too long so

expect to Portsmouth is it yes that's

nice there

Elfi heat wave from the sailors I can

look after myself yes yes so you said

thanks for bringing English perspective

I can't out pinching things when I say

imma just take him first thing I've ever

given back no well that's a start and it

I know I'm done you took it Yorick

turned it just think of it like a look I

know every book I'll pitch them as well

yeah I do what a few of em before my

shelves over the sidewalk well they're

under the sidewalk a moment are you

thinking opening gone yeah

oh thanks the use of your bed nice I

liked it yeah yeah well yeah then see it

yeah yeah you're gonna give you a normal

kiss then you're too soft

that's your trouble

sure you think give her a bath now no

I've told you well if that piece was

anything to go by you must have given

them more and a cheese sandwich while I

was out

don't be crude Ingrid would you didn't

put that helmet back up it'd be done

again by now don't be crude I said not

only crew but worldly necro yeah yeah

what proof you got I'm just going by the

gleam in your eye that's all there's

nothing much the mouth of your sex drive

sex drive nothing I just had my faith

restored in human nature and I Hey yeah

I think I will gather much after all

with a luck the way is they might just

scrape the point right yeah yes yes yes

he's a nice feeling missionaries must

feel a bit like that you know I mean it

can't be all beer and skittles kind of

out in the jungle they're good all the

heat and the tipsy flies not me but in

suddenly into the clearing wall what

miss this group of young a dump isn't a

and they throw down s beers and they say

we want to learn the Catechism yeah

yeah I'll tell you what I'm gonna do I'm

gonna do I'm gonna put on a nice clean

shirt and I'm gonna have a ball no I'll

have a ball first in upon a nice clean

shirt then I'm gonna take you all out

for a celebration right yeah yeah looks

like you and y'all got Burton and

Raymond and whoever he's not gonna bat

with all down a white heart right what

are you gonna use for money for that I'm

gonna take advantage of that handout you

offered me earlier on all right where'd

you put it ya never know

she's pinched the bleedin fire

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