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We Americans spend big money on our

We Americans spend big money on our

We Americans spend big money on our pets. From gourmet food to grooming and

pets. From gourmet food to grooming and

pets. From gourmet food to grooming and anal gland extraction. Which is why I

anal gland extraction. Which is why I

anal gland extraction. Which is why I brought my best bud Walter here to the

brought my best bud Walter here to the

brought my best bud Walter here to the coast of Maine to check out a new pet

coast of Maine to check out a new pet

coast of Maine to check out a new pet industry that appears to be booming. Do

industry that appears to be booming. Do

industry that appears to be booming. Do you like the beach? Do you like the

you like the beach? Do you like the

you like the beach? Do you like the tummy rub?

tummy rub?

tummy rub? >> Daniel McKinnon is a provider of a new

>> Daniel McKinnon is a provider of a new

>> Daniel McKinnon is a provider of a new in- demand pet service with tens of

in- demand pet service with tens of

in- demand pet service with tens of thousands of followers on social media.

thousands of followers on social media.

thousands of followers on social media. It's helping all of those people who

It's helping all of those people who

It's helping all of those people who have all of these animals in their lives

have all of these animals in their lives

have all of these animals in their lives be the best people they can be for their

be the best people they can be for their

be the best people they can be for their animals.

animals.

animals. >> So, you do like trainings or how does

>> So, you do like trainings or how does

>> So, you do like trainings or how does that work? What is it?

that work? What is it?

that work? What is it? >> I am an animal communicator.

>> I am an animal communicator.

>> I am an animal communicator. >> Okay.

>> Okay.

>> Okay. >> Otherwise known as a pet psychic.

>> Otherwise known as a pet psychic.

>> Otherwise known as a pet psychic. >> Psychic.

>> Psychic.

>> Psychic. >> Mhm.

>> Mhm.

>> Mhm. >> So, you must know what my next question

>> So, you must know what my next question

>> So, you must know what my next question is going to be.

is going to be.

is going to be. >> Yes.

>> Yes.

>> Yes. >> Which is,

>> Which is,

>> Which is, >> are you crazy?

>> are you crazy?

>> are you crazy? >> Where's the bathroom? Even though

>> Where's the bathroom? Even though

>> Where's the bathroom? Even though Danielle's powers had failed my first

Danielle's powers had failed my first

Danielle's powers had failed my first test, I was curious to find out more

test, I was curious to find out more

test, I was curious to find out more about her unique pet service

about her unique pet service

about her unique pet service in one moment.

in one moment.

in one moment. >> How does it work?

>> How does it work?

>> How does it work? >> Okay, this is how it works. I hear it in

>> Okay, this is how it works. I hear it in

>> Okay, this is how it works. I hear it in my head. I hear words in my head. I see

my head. I hear words in my head. I see

my head. I hear words in my head. I see pictures in my head. I feel feelings

pictures in my head. I feel feelings

pictures in my head. I feel feelings from the animals. I smell

from the animals. I smell

from the animals. I smell >> psychically.

>> psychically.

>> psychically. >> What do you smell? Sometimes I'm

>> What do you smell? Sometimes I'm

>> What do you smell? Sometimes I'm smelling dog poop

smelling dog poop

smelling dog poop >> or the barn or whatever the animal wants

>> or the barn or whatever the animal wants

>> or the barn or whatever the animal wants me to smell.

me to smell.

me to smell. >> Why would an animal want you to smell

>> Why would an animal want you to smell

>> Why would an animal want you to smell poop?

poop?

poop? >> A lot of the time the animal will give

>> A lot of the time the animal will give

>> A lot of the time the animal will give whatever information they can

whatever information they can

whatever information they can >> to me to help their human go, "Oh yeah,

>> to me to help their human go, "Oh yeah,

>> to me to help their human go, "Oh yeah, that's that's my pet."

that's that's my pet."

that's that's my pet." >> So that means if someone's not like

>> So that means if someone's not like

>> So that means if someone's not like believing me as a human or trusting me,

believing me as a human or trusting me,

believing me as a human or trusting me, should I make them smell my poop?

should I make them smell my poop?

should I make them smell my poop? >> No. And communicating physically with

>> No. And communicating physically with

>> No. And communicating physically with living animals is just the base level

living animals is just the base level

living animals is just the base level service that Danielle offers.

service that Danielle offers.

service that Danielle offers. >> One of the ways that I communicate with

>> One of the ways that I communicate with

>> One of the ways that I communicate with pets is usually when they're passed

pets is usually when they're passed

pets is usually when they're passed over.

over.

over. >> Wow. You talk to dead animals.

>> Wow. You talk to dead animals.

>> Wow. You talk to dead animals. >> Dead.

>> Dead.

>> Dead. >> Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah. >> And

>> And

>> And >> and they talk back.

>> and they talk back.

>> and they talk back. >> Dead.

>> Dead.

>> Dead. >> Dead.

>> Dead.

>> Dead. >> Okay. What does someone want to hear

>> Okay. What does someone want to hear

>> Okay. What does someone want to hear from a dog that's crossed over?

from a dog that's crossed over?

from a dog that's crossed over? >> They usually want closure.

>> They usually want closure.

>> They usually want closure. >> Closure. They feel grief and they feel

>> Closure. They feel grief and they feel

>> Closure. They feel grief and they feel guilt and they wish they'd spent more

guilt and they wish they'd spent more

guilt and they wish they'd spent more time with their pet and they want to be

time with their pet and they want to be

time with their pet and they want to be able to say, "I'm sorry."

able to say, "I'm sorry."

able to say, "I'm sorry." >> As a kid, we bought a goldfish and then

>> As a kid, we bought a goldfish and then

>> As a kid, we bought a goldfish and then it didn't make it and we flushed it.

it didn't make it and we flushed it.

it didn't make it and we flushed it. Could you access that fish from 40 years

Could you access that fish from 40 years

Could you access that fish from 40 years 25 years ago when I was a kid?

25 years ago when I was a kid?

25 years ago when I was a kid? >> Yes, you can actually connect with any

>> Yes, you can actually connect with any

>> Yes, you can actually connect with any animal at any time that has crossed

animal at any time that has crossed

animal at any time that has crossed over. Could I talk to the horse that

over. Could I talk to the horse that

over. Could I talk to the horse that General Grant was on when he fought in

General Grant was on when he fought in

General Grant was on when he fought in the Civil War?

the Civil War?

the Civil War? >> Technically, yes.

>> Technically, yes.

>> Technically, yes. >> Yeah, I guess it would be interesting to

>> Yeah, I guess it would be interesting to

>> Yeah, I guess it would be interesting to find out who a horse thinks won the

find out who a horse thinks won the

find out who a horse thinks won the Civil War. But like any innovative new

Civil War. But like any innovative new

Civil War. But like any innovative new business, Daniel has to face her fair

business, Daniel has to face her fair

business, Daniel has to face her fair share of criticism.

share of criticism.

share of criticism. >> How do you know that it's the animal and

>> How do you know that it's the animal and

>> How do you know that it's the animal and not just your own crazy head?

not just your own crazy head?

not just your own crazy head? >> I would say 99% of the time there's a

>> I would say 99% of the time there's a

>> I would say 99% of the time there's a part of me that's going, "You're crazy.

part of me that's going, "You're crazy.

part of me that's going, "You're crazy. This is crazy. But then I'm getting,

This is crazy. But then I'm getting,

This is crazy. But then I'm getting, yes, that's totally my cat. I can't

yes, that's totally my cat. I can't

yes, that's totally my cat. I can't believe this is working.

believe this is working.

believe this is working. >> And Danielle does have one other reason

>> And Danielle does have one other reason

>> And Danielle does have one other reason to believe in her psychic powers.

to believe in her psychic powers.

to believe in her psychic powers. >> Other people believe it. Okay.

>> Other people believe it. Okay.

>> Other people believe it. Okay. >> They pay me to do it.

>> They pay me to do it.

>> They pay me to do it. >> What does a psychic reading cost?

>> What does a psychic reading cost?

>> What does a psychic reading cost? >> Uh, mine are around $500.

>> Uh, mine are around $500.

>> Uh, mine are around $500. >> Do you charge before the reading or

>> Do you charge before the reading or

>> Do you charge before the reading or after the reading?

after the reading?

after the reading? >> Before the reading.

>> Before the reading.

>> Before the reading. >> Before. This is a good business. And is

>> Before. This is a good business. And is

>> Before. This is a good business. And is there like how many people? Like two

there like how many people? Like two

there like how many people? Like two people, three people?

people, three people?

people, three people? >> Thousands of people.

>> Thousands of people.

>> Thousands of people. >> Two of those thousands are Matt and

>> Two of those thousands are Matt and

>> Two of those thousands are Matt and Lauren. They're clients of Danielle's

Lauren. They're clients of Danielle's

Lauren. They're clients of Danielle's who are hoping to communicate one last

who are hoping to communicate one last

who are hoping to communicate one last time with their deceased golden

time with their deceased golden

time with their deceased golden retriever, Camden.

retriever, Camden.

retriever, Camden. >> So, I'm gonna have you show me the

>> So, I'm gonna have you show me the

>> So, I'm gonna have you show me the picture in a moment. Things that I want.

picture in a moment. Things that I want.

picture in a moment. Things that I want. >> Did you get payment yet from the

>> Did you get payment yet from the

>> Did you get payment yet from the >> Yes.

>> Yes.

>> Yes. >> Okay. It's way easier to do,

>> Okay. It's way easier to do,

>> Okay. It's way easier to do, >> of course. Yeah. Okay.

>> of course. Yeah. Okay.

>> of course. Yeah. Okay. >> Okay. So, I'm just going to take a

>> Okay. So, I'm just going to take a

>> Okay. So, I'm just going to take a moment to connect with Camden. Hold on.

The first thing that comes through is

The first thing that comes through is

The first thing that comes through is that he has been um watching you from

that he has been um watching you from

that he has been um watching you from from the other side and he shows me you

from the other side and he shows me you

from the other side and he shows me you feeling a lot of stress and pressure

feeling a lot of stress and pressure

feeling a lot of stress and pressure >> and that 3 weeks ago you kind of put a

>> and that 3 weeks ago you kind of put a

>> and that 3 weeks ago you kind of put a new bit of a plan in place. He knows the

new bit of a plan in place. He knows the

new bit of a plan in place. He knows the plan. He's giving you the confirmation

plan. He's giving you the confirmation

plan. He's giving you the confirmation that this is the way to go. Do you know

that this is the way to go. Do you know

that this is the way to go. Do you know what I'm talking about?

what I'm talking about?

what I'm talking about? >> Yes.

>> Yes.

>> Yes. >> Okay. Three weeks ago, you made a new

>> Okay. Three weeks ago, you made a new

>> Okay. Three weeks ago, you made a new plan.

plan.

plan. >> Mhm.

>> Mhm.

>> Mhm. >> And Camden is aware of this plan. I

>> And Camden is aware of this plan. I

>> And Camden is aware of this plan. I mean, you're saying that a dog who's

mean, you're saying that a dog who's

mean, you're saying that a dog who's dead is aware of a current plan that

dead is aware of a current plan that

dead is aware of a current plan that they came up with 3 weeks ago. So,

they came up with 3 weeks ago. So,

they came up with 3 weeks ago. So, >> that I should say seems to be around

>> that I should say seems to be around

>> that I should say seems to be around like business.

like business.

like business. >> It is.

>> It is.

>> It is. >> Okay. Okay.

>> Okay. Okay.

>> Okay. Okay. >> It makes sense to me that Camden has

>> It makes sense to me that Camden has

>> It makes sense to me that Camden has become a business savvy spirit dog. But

become a business savvy spirit dog. But

become a business savvy spirit dog. But did Matt and Lauren have any doubts?

did Matt and Lauren have any doubts?

did Matt and Lauren have any doubts? People that are critical of pet psychics

People that are critical of pet psychics

People that are critical of pet psychics or psychics in general would say this is

or psychics in general would say this is

or psychics in general would say this is batshit crazy. No one is able to access

batshit crazy. No one is able to access

batshit crazy. No one is able to access the mind and the emotional feeling of a

the mind and the emotional feeling of a

the mind and the emotional feeling of a dead dog. What the are you doing with

dead dog. What the are you doing with

dead dog. What the are you doing with your mind?

your mind?

your mind? >> Uh I mean everyone's entitled to their

>> Uh I mean everyone's entitled to their

>> Uh I mean everyone's entitled to their own beliefs and opinions.

own beliefs and opinions.

own beliefs and opinions. >> I personally believe that there are

>> I personally believe that there are

>> I personally believe that there are souls and that someday hopefully we'll

souls and that someday hopefully we'll

souls and that someday hopefully we'll get connected with them again.

get connected with them again.

get connected with them again. >> Are you guys just bored?

>> Are you guys just bored?

>> Are you guys just bored? >> No.

>> No.

>> No. >> So these clients were clearly benefiting

>> So these clients were clearly benefiting

>> So these clients were clearly benefiting from her services. But could Danielle

from her services. But could Danielle

from her services. But could Danielle convert me into a customer by entering

convert me into a customer by entering

convert me into a customer by entering into the head of my best friend, Walter?

into the head of my best friend, Walter?

into the head of my best friend, Walter? All right. Here's him on Here's him on

All right. Here's him on Here's him on

All right. Here's him on Here's him on the dock.

the dock.

the dock. >> He

>> He

>> He >> He

>> He

>> He >> Walter

>> Walter

>> Walter >> Walter

>> Walter

>> Walter >> living

>> living

>> living >> living

>> living

>> living >> dog

>> dog

>> dog >> dog.

>> dog.

>> dog. >> Okay.

>> Okay.

>> Okay. >> Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah. >> Okay.

>> Okay.

>> Okay. >> I mean, I could have told you that

>> I mean, I could have told you that

>> I mean, I could have told you that stuff.

stuff.

stuff. >> So, I'm just going to go to Walter in my

>> So, I'm just going to go to Walter in my

>> So, I'm just going to go to Walter in my head.

head.

head. >> Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah. >> Okay. So, hold on one sec. So, um when I

>> Okay. So, hold on one sec. So, um when I

>> Okay. So, hold on one sec. So, um when I ask him about his relationship with you,

ask him about his relationship with you,

ask him about his relationship with you, and he does give me sadness. You're

and he does give me sadness. You're

and he does give me sadness. You're spending a lot of time doing other

spending a lot of time doing other

spending a lot of time doing other stuff. You're not very present when you

stuff. You're not very present when you

stuff. You're not very present when you are home.

are home.

are home. >> Wow. And then I would This is this where

>> Wow. And then I would This is this where

>> Wow. And then I would This is this where I would pay you. Yes.

I would pay you. Yes.

I would pay you. Yes. >> Can you tell Walter that a simple thank

>> Can you tell Walter that a simple thank

>> Can you tell Walter that a simple thank you would go a long way? I feed him

you would go a long way? I feed him

you would go a long way? I feed him every day. I go take him to the vet. I

every day. I go take him to the vet. I

every day. I go take him to the vet. I spend $770 a year on him.

spend $770 a year on him.

spend $770 a year on him. >> Well, he said he he loves you and he

>> Well, he said he he loves you and he

>> Well, he said he he loves you and he just wants more time from you.

just wants more time from you.

just wants more time from you. >> Yeah. Okay. Even though Danielle was

>> Yeah. Okay. Even though Danielle was

>> Yeah. Okay. Even though Danielle was definitely wrong about reading Walter's

definitely wrong about reading Walter's

definitely wrong about reading Walter's thoughts about his beloved owner, it did

thoughts about his beloved owner, it did

thoughts about his beloved owner, it did seem that her pet service brings owners

seem that her pet service brings owners

seem that her pet service brings owners and their pets closer together. And

and their pets closer together. And

and their pets closer together. And maybe that's the only thing that

maybe that's the only thing that

maybe that's the only thing that matters. Can you tell him that his

matters. Can you tell him that his

matters. Can you tell him that his breath stinks?

breath stinks?

breath stinks? >> He doesn't care.

>> He doesn't care.

>> He doesn't care. >> He doesn't care.

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