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Hey, babe.

Yeah, I'm getting ready to go meet Dan, of course.

Yeah, we got our Easter Sunday tradition, you know, golf, a couple

Yeah.

You were going to come down to the club and meet us after we got done with our

round.

We're going to have lunch down there.

Yeah, they're going to charge us a fee if we have to cancel.

I'll have to call Dan. I'll have to call the Corps.

Yeah. I don't golf any time, but this is our tradition. We do it every Easter.

You know how hard it is to get a pecan on Easter Sunday?

Yeah. What time are you going to be back?

What do you mean you don't know?

Just eat your food, finish the mimosas, and come on back.

Jesus Christ.

So I got to sit here with City all day.

Instead of going to the club, having lunch with the family, I'm just going to

sit here with her. Her and I are just going to hang out.

And do what exactly?

This is stupid. Okay.

Alright, yeah, I guess I'll take care of it.

Yeah.

Love you too. Bye.

Yeah, yeah, me and Bobby are going to the course right now. It's Easter.

What do you mean?

Right now you're there.

How many have you had?

You've already had three mimosas.

What am I supposed to do with that?

No, we do this every single year.

This is like a tradition at this point. I don't know what you want me to do.

So I'm just going to have to take care of Katie all day today?

This is ridiculous.

This is ridiculous.

Uh -huh.

Yeah. Yeah, no, I under... Yeah, yeah, of course. Of course you're allowed to

have fun. Yeah, you're allowed to have a good time.

I know, but it's just every year we do this, and... Yeah, I know. I know you

usually... Yeah.

Uh -huh.

No, it's fine.

You know what? It's totally fine.

I'll take care of Katie. It's fine.

No, it's fine. Don't worry about it.

It's all good. No, absolutely.

Don't worry about it. It's okay. It's fine.

It's fine. Okay, yeah, I love you too.

I'll see you at home.

Okay.

I mean,

I can try to, like... No, no, no, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine. It's no big

deal. They said Easter, and they had... She said she already had three months.

Like, she couldn't even drive.

Yeah, yeah, no.

Susie was... I could trust her stamina to go all out.

Yeah.

What am I even going to do?

The golfer mom, we can watch golf, you know, hang out. Yeah.

Yeah, we're going to sell a few beers, why not?

Maybe we can, like, distract them by hanging.

Real Easter stuff?

Yeah.

Enthusiasts, it's funny, they go get, like, a bunch of Easter stuff.

Yeah, yeah, it's really decorated in here now.

I mean, we could hide them. I mean, yeah, you've got the eggs and you've got

decorations. I mean, maybe we could walk, you know, walk a couple of miles.

Yeah. I think that makes them up then.

I mean, I can't think of anything else. I know.

I'm just frustrated with that.

It's a beautiful day. Yeah, it's perfect.

What are you going to do?

You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to see if we can just get this going.

Hey, girl.

Hi. So, sorry.

Your mom wanted you to drink instead of...

We have a weird idea, though.

Would you guys be interested in Easter egg hunting? You think that would be

Sure. Yeah, that'd be fun.

Okay.

You guys go in the room, hide while we hide the eggs, okay?

All right.

All right.

We'll do those.

We've got a couple more over here.

Yeah, I think we're all set.

All right.

We were the wrong one here. We've had a little bit of those of our own.

Yeah,

those are quick.

All right.

Katie, what's in here?

All right, you guys ready?

No.

All right, have fun.

We're going to watch the golf tournament.

Get you a beer.

Yeah, of course.

Take your time, girl.

Now they're drunk texting.

Nice.

Well, at least they're having fun, I guess.

I guess.

I know.

Next year, I'm not even going to question it. Next year, we just go.

Next year, I'm booking a room at the resort as well.

Yeah, this is boring.

Let's just go back to the room.

I believe that's all our stepdads have planned for us. I know, right? It's so

boring. Very boring.

So, you want to just pass the time doing what we always do?

Yeah, we could do that. Yeah? Like last time? Yes. It'll be way better than all

this kid shit.

Our stepdads are so boring. It's so boring.

It's my favorite part of us hanging out.

It's so fun.

These little bunny tails are so cute.

Ahhhh!

Yeah.

Just like that.

I felt so fucking good.

I can hear that you're drinking, yeah.

I can tell. Who's that?

Who's with you guys?

You need friends.

That doesn't sound like the girls.

You guys, huh? With guy friends?

Yeah, haha.

Yeah.

Yeah. Oh,

you said to go have some fun?

With some guys that you just met.

Sounds like a great Easter Sunday.

Yeah. Yeah.

Well, Dan and I are here with the girls.

Yeah, no, that sounds like an amazing idea. You go and have your day.

Yeah.

No, of course, I'm not mad.

Can't get mad, right?

No.

No, we're just going to be here.

Whatever.

I have friends over there, too, by the way, just so you know.

Yeah.

I'm sure I'll be getting texts and pictures pretty soon.

Uh -huh.

Yeah. All right, well, enjoy. We're going to get back to the doctor.

All right.

Yeah. Bye.

I think she called you.

My wife didn't even text me. I can hear your wife in the background, cackling

like idiots.

Of course. Thinking they're so, whatever.

Honestly, I don't even give a shit.

I can care less, whatever.

It's fine, whatever.

I don't even care.

What are

you guys

doing? We're just playing with...

We set up a nice family Easter egg thing and you guys are in here naked?

Oh, come on. That was lame. This is a lot more fun. Sorry, I won't lie to you.

You're not going to find any Easter eggs in there. That's all I'm saying.

How do you know?

Don't say anything.

Keep it to yourselves.

We'll do our thing. You guys go do your thing.

What do you mean don't say anything?

That's your daughter.

They don't need to find out.

They're not here. They're drunk. They'll forget.

We're definitely not going to forget this.

Well, they don't need to know. Yeah, keep it to yourself.

So the Easter egg hunt was lame? You guys didn't care for that?

Yeah. We put a lot of thought into that.

We're eggs everywhere, obviously.

Well, it was kind of boring.

Way too easy.

Do you want to play the other game?

I mean, they're having their fun.

Right?

I think it's just there.

Do you guys want to play another game?

Only if it's good.

We have a good game. What is it?

It's out here.

What is it called?

Out by the table. Come out.

Okay.

What game were you guys playing?

I guess we weren't really playing a game.

It looked like a game. You were laughing.

Keep going. Yeah.

So what was the game?

We have

a game that we're going to play.

Okay? Okay.

Okay. You can take your glasses off for a second.

Oh, am I listening to? Yeah. No.

The instructions go on.

Okay. Okay.

So cover your eyes.

All right.

Lean forward a little bit.

All right.

And all right. We're going to stand right behind you.

And we're going to play guess which stepdad dick is in your mouth.

A what?

How am I supposed to know?

I don't know.

Do you know?

Your stepdad.

My stepdad? Yeah.

I would only assume it's your stepdad too.

Did we win?

Do you get the answer or what?

Yes. Who do you think? I still say your stepdad. Your stepdad. Yeah. Okay,

ready? Open your eyes. One, two, three.

Dad. Dad?

Why would you?

The game is called Who's Your Daddy? Who's Your Daddy?

And you lost.

Okay. I guess so.

I guess.

So what happens now that I lost?

Now you gotta take off your dress.

What? Yeah.

That's the rule of the game.

You guys wanna play games? Yeah, you gotta play games out here too. This or

another Easter egg hunt?

Boring. It was really boring.

Now what?

Now I'm gonna have you stand up and bend over right over here.

This is what we're gonna do. Can we, like, switch?

Yeah, this is a little weird. A little bit.

Come on, I'll find you.

Just like that.

Good luck.

Yeah.

I don't know.

Dun dun dun!

I kind of get where you're going with it. Yeah.

What if we painted your guys' glasses?

Oh, yeah.

Or like Easter glazing on them? Yeah, a little Easter glaze. That could work.

Yeah?

What if we painted your glasses?

Okay.

I'm gonna play with the balls with one hand.

Where should we hide you at, huh?

We should hide you behind the couch and let your mom find you like that, huh?

What a good Easter, Daddy.

You painted me very well.

You're supposed to be better than golf.

Uh -huh.

No tradition.

Maybe.

That would be my favorite part.

That comfort.

Can you paint both of our glasses?

Oh, my God. Yeah.

Comfort.

Thanks, Daddy.

Want to taste it? Want the cookie?

Mmm, yum.

Mmm, what a delicious crumb cookie.

Mmm.

So good.

Mmm, so sweet.

Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm.

Happy Easter.

Happy Easter.