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Give me a double shot.

What's a red curb mean, boot?

Absolutely no stopping, standing or parking

with the exception of transit buses for any amount of time.

Good. Go educate that driver.

Yes, sir.

Excuse me, sir. Can't park in the red zone.

Oh, just be a minute. I'm grabbing a coffee.

I don't know if the time is irrelevant.

Hey, you need to move your vehicle now.

Okay, so let me get this right.

I can't park here for two seconds, but it's okay for the police.

What's the issue?

You know, maybe if you want people to follow the rules,

you should lead by example.

Don't look at me. It's your call.

Where'd you park? The moon?

The only spot was at the top of the hill.

All units in progress.

211 reported at Fairfax Savings and Loan, requesting backup code 3.

And that's why you don't let some under-caffeinated civilian bully you into moving the shop.

Code 3, boot.

You better run.

I'm gonna win for you.

That's a jog.

I know you want me to do.

Hey!

Okay.

How do I look?

Uh, you look like you.

Yeah, but Pennsylvania working stiff me or LAPD me?

Um, I mean, I'm sorry, babe. Everything about you kind of screams cop.

Really?

Is this for Operation Ride a Bus?

Yes, yes.

Gotta love an election year.

I mean, crime on buses and trains have been going up for three years,

but now, finally, the mayor's paying attention.

Well, if it helps you get into character,

we both might have to start riding the bus soon.

I've been diving back into adoption research,

and this website tells me the average cost of adopting a child in California

is anywhere from $40,000...

Dollars?

Yep, to $70,000.

And that's not even including all the expenses that come once the child is actually ours.

Childcare, braces, piano lessons...

Okay, well, let's not get ahead of ourselves.

Yes, clearly, having a child is an expensive prospect,

but we both have good-paying jobs with pensions,

and do I regret spending all that money on a lemon of a security system?

Yes, definitely, but we'll figure it out.

Lord knows Sarah and I, we had some lean years,

but we managed to give Henry a great childhood,

and you and I will do the same.

Yes?

Yes.

I think maybe a hat.

Yes.

I didn't realize how much I'd miss that money.

5% is more than it sounds.

Look, I mean, it's not like I'm broke.

I do have a very strict budget that I follow down to the scent,

but that's what was so great about that extra cash.

It was my self-care fund.

Monthly massages, a cleaning lady, the occasional facial...

Why don't you take the TO exam?

Make this promotion permanent.

There's one in a few weeks.

You'll have that 5% by next month.

Okay.

Here's the thing.

I really don't want to get distracted from focusing on studying for the sergeant's exam.

Besides, if I became a full-time TO,

then there is a chance that I would have to train another rookie and...

That is typically part of being a training officer.

Look, I know Ridley was, uh...

An anxiety-inducing nightmare that gave me the stress squats?

I was going to say tricky,

but look, the odds of you getting another rookie who's a compulsive liar

has got to be like 1 in 10.

Tops.

That is a horrifyingly high ratio.

Oh, God.

I think I'd rather just focus on my peace of mind

than, you know, making sergeant.

Go send these bye-bye clean, lady.

Oh, cool.

What happened to Nancy?

Nothing.

All right, everyone. Settle down.

We have a lot to cover this morning.

So I suspect by now everyone's read the memo concerning

the brass' new plan to combat crime on the Metro.

Each division is responsible for fielding a team of plainclothes officers

to ride a high-crime bus or train line in an effort to curb the number of incidents being reported.

Kicking things off from Mid-Wilshire will be Officer Nolan and Juarez.

They'll be taking today's inaugural ride.

Please stay on YouTube.

Take a good look at what they're wearing.

If you encounter them in the field, they are to be treated like undercover officers.

After roll call, check in with Detectives Harper and Lopez.

They'll be running point, handling surveillance.

Chen and I will provide backup and a follow-up.

Which means, Penn, you'll be riding with me.

Any questions?

Good.

Be safe out there.

Sir.

I just want to say I appreciate you for taking such a personal interest in my training.

Can't wait to see what you got.

But before then, this was left at reception for you.

Looks like you've been served.

I'm getting sued?

It would seem so.

We'll deal with that later.

Go set up the shop.

Yes, sir.

All right.

Are you ready for today?

Whew.

First real undercover assignment.

Are you kidding?

I spent all last night coming up with a backstory for my cover, Identity.

Elisa is a student at Santa Monica College studying economics with a minor in Romance Languages.

I ride the bus to save money so that one day I can transfer to my dream school, UC Santa Barbara.

What about you?

Oh, Jim is a contractor taking the bus because his car's in the shop.

You're no fun.

I'm not going to lie, I feel kind of jealous.

I mean, riding around in the bus sounds like way more fun than riding around in the follow car.

No offense.

You're already a skilled undercover operative.

Why does he need to practice?

You want to be a sergeant, you got to get used to supervising from the sidelines.

In fact, why don't you practice being a sergeant today?

I'll let you call the shots.

Uh-huh.

Wait, does that mean I get to drive?

Not a chance.

Surveillance techs got to the Defo at 2 a.m. to trick out the bus with extra cameras.

But these will give us a first-person view so we can see what you see.

Picture looks good.

This is so freaking cool.

Not that I like making Wesley's life any easier, but the DA's office requested that you two do your best and capture any incidents on camera.

We will be able to communicate using these.

Okay.

Testing, testing, how's my volume?

Loud and clear.

Shane's going to run you through our side of things.

Hey guys, when you ID a suspect, just give us a brief physical description and a heads-up when they're getting off the bus.

Then Tim and I will come in and make the arrest.

Sounds straightforward enough.

So the goal is for you to maintain your cover.

So only intervene if you feel that your safety or the safety of another passenger is at risk.

Let them handle the dirty work.

If there is an issue and you think you need help, the distress signal is, I think I missed my stop.

Cover IDs and tap cards.

By the way, what's with the hat?

Uh, Bailey said it made me look less like a cop.

It doesn't.

Maybe try slouching.

You made me a student ID and everything.

Yeah, we like to think of ourselves as professionals here.

7 Adam 200, we are green and go.

Copy.

Let me know if you run into any issues.

So, is there ever a scenario where a rookie might be given something?

Or a rookie might be given special permission to take on another job while still on probation?

I'm afraid that's all the question.

We expect our rookies to give the field training program that full attention.

I assume this has something to do with you being served this morning?

Yes, sir.

You see, my ex's father lent me some money to help me out after my injury.

But now that I'm no longer his future son-in-law.

He want that money back.

How much we talking?

About 10 grand.

You don't think you can ask him for more time?

I tried.

And then that envelope showed up.

Well, maybe I can ask the judge for more time.

No, you can't.

If you go to court and the judge rules against you, the department will consider you financially

vulnerable to corruption.

I'd have no choice but to watch you out.

I didn't know that.

I didn't know that.

Yeah, why would you?

Let's see if your T. O. has any ideas.

Bradford, switch to channel 12.

What's up?

Penn needs to come up with 10 grand in a few weeks.

What would you advise him to do?

Let's see if your T.O. has any ideas Bradford switch to channel 12

What's up Ben needs to come up with 10 grand in a few weeks

What would you advise him to do rob a bank?

Timothy don't be such an ass

Could you sell something?

The only thing I have a value is my car

You mean your house? Don't you have a championship ring? Yeah, but that's not for sale. Would it really be worth that much?

Yeah, but like I said, it's not on tape unless you want to end up homeless or jobless. Maybe it should

Bus incoming copy that switching us back to channel six switch it back here we go

Oh

Getting into position

Nolan and wars are in position copy standing by

What do you do?

Next month

Congratulations being a parent best thing in the world

Even undercover Nolan can't mind his own business

You know he and Bailey are trying to adopt right? I think parenthood is on his mind. Oh, well now I do feel like an ass

Yes

We got a big pocket second front facing row aisle seat guy reaching into the bag of the lady in the aisle

I see Asian mountain to like 20s blue hoodie black pants

320 betting average 34 home runs

He's getting up now stand by

Yeah, we see him

Yeah, we see him

Showtime

Hi

Can I help you?

Yeah, yeah, I didn't get a chance to read this last edition

Let's just

Um

Huh

You look like a Miriam Goodwin

All right hands up against the car you're under arrest

You're under arrest

Listen up!

There's a bomb in this bag!

Do exactly as we say

Or everyone dies

I think I missed my stuff

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Nolan and Warris, can you positively confirm an explosive device?

Negative.

It's inside a backpack.

Control, I've got an in-progress bus jacking.

I need bomb squad and airship.

Today's your lucky day.

Huh?

Better not miss your quick date.

Move.

Move.

Move.

Move.

Move.

Move.

Move.

Move.

Move.

Move.

Move.

Sir, two men have just taken the bus.

Nolan and Selina are on hostage.

Have they made any ransom demands?

Not yet, but they're claiming to have an explosive device on board.

Notify bomb squad and let's get the escort for that bus.

Already on it.

And Lopez, tell Nolan Warris not to make any moves unless someone's life's in immediate danger.

No.

No.

Yes, no.

No.

No.

No.

There's no other.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

Where's the bag?

My bag with the stuff to cover the windows.

I thought you had it.

What the?

Carrying the bomb.

Okay, okay.

I don't really know what's going on up there.

Joe, what do you want me to say?

I messed it out.

I thought there was only one bag in the real world.

Sounds like they're planning to black out the bus windows

to stop snipers from getting a clean shot.

I swear sometimes I think mom must have dropped you on your head.

This is just stupid.

You think they're brothers?

So what are our orders?

Stand down unless someone is in imminent danger.

We're coming up on you now.

Get ready to switch vehicles.

Coffee pulling over.

I'll run point from the van while you lead the investigation.

Priority one, IDing these guys.

All right, screen grabs have already been sent for facial recognition.

All right.

What am I going to do?

There's got to be something else we can use.

Okay.

You, Grandpa.

You need paper.

All right.

Listen up.

Passing pages around.

Take one.

Cover your window.

Let it down and make it stick.

Control, what's the ETA on our escort?

30 seconds out.

What's your name?

Dave.

Yeah, you got a family, Dave?

Yeah.

You don't want to see him again.

You get this paper up on that window.

Here's plenty.

Okay, Sergeant Chan.

Where do you want to put us?

In the front.

Control 7 Adam 100.

Be advised.

We're moving into lead position.

Hey, yo.

Scoop.

Come on, Dave.

Scoop.

Listen up.

Anyone crosses this line, gets a bullet in the head.

You, pregnant lady.

Cassie.

Come here.

Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Whatever it is you want, I can do it for you.

Nice try, buddy.

You think I'm falling for that?

Sit down.

Tommy.

Give him the pillowcase.

Okay.

This nice pregnant lady is going to pass his bag around.

Everyone put your phones and your wallets in.

Go get them, sweetheart.

So you got right.

You're not going to ask for some kind of ransom?

You're doing all this just for the money in our wallets?

Just taken care of.

And it's for a whole lot more than this.

Hey, stay back.

She needs help.

I think I'm okay.

Hey, Lovemore, you want to help, you keep her quiet.

I think something's wrong.

It's okay.

Come to me.

Come to me.

Just breathe and stay calm, all right?

I'm sure it's just a stress.

Okay?

Stay relaxed.

We just received a ransom demand via a 911 phone call.

Dispatch sent over a recording.

Patch it through.

911, do you need police, fire, or medical?

I have a bomb on an L.A. city bus.

You have three hours to transfer $100 million from a crypto wallet

that was seized by the FBI from Cameron Tully.

Account information to follow.

Tully's an arms dealer who was picked up in a raid last month.

I've got a call into my counterterrorism buddy at the FBI

to confirm the wallet's existence,

but Tully sold weapons to half the terrorist organizations on the planet.

He definitely has that kind of money.

The crypto wallet is specific, though.

Suggests these guys have inside knowledge.

We've narrowed our search to Tully's known associates.

We'll let you know if we get an ID.

What about the ransom call?

Who voices that?

Could be a partner,

or the call could have been prerecorded and triggered remotely.

We're working on tracking the signal.

Keep me posted.

All right.

$100 million.

Think the fares will miss 10 grand?

I think there's no chance I'll let a single cent of that money go.

Please, whatever you want, I can get it.

Sit down.

No, really.

I work for the government.

I can call someone.

It must not be very important if you take the bus.

I was trying to be ego-friendly.

Sit down!

Sit down!

I'm officer to the Juarez LAPD,

and if you shoot me,

you can forget the $100 million.

You'll never see the sun again.

If I don't get my money,

I'm dragging you to hell with me.

The job to help me.

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You bitch!

Look what you did!

I didn't shoot him.

What am I going to do?

What am I going to do?

Anyone a doctor?

Please, he's dying!

I'm trained in first aid.

Get up here!

If you need anything,

I'll be right here, all right?

Oh, God.

He's going to need a hospital.

No.

You help him.

And if he dies,

I'm taking all of you with him.

They're brothers,

Joel and Tommy Houser.

Both of them low-level muscle

abused by Tully's crew.

They have records,

but nothing remotely

approaching this magnitude.

What about their bomb-making?

Definitely not.

Most of their arrests

are for assault and battery.

They're leg breakers,

blunt instruments,

not planters.

So do you have a pup?

I say more like a puppet master.

These two sound like soldiers,

and soldiers like taking orders.

We tracked the ransom call.

It's being routed through a house

on the east side.

We're headed there now

to check it out.

I don't want you going in

without SWAT.

They're en route.

We'll be careful.

Stop!

You're hurting him!

If I don't put pressure on it,

he'll bleed out.

Look, your brother needs a hospital.

If I can negotiate his transfer...

No, no, no, no.

No one's getting off this bus

until I get my money.

You want to help negotiate?

Tell your people

I need a doctor on this bus.

911, do you need police?

This is Officer Celina Juarez,

badge number 53397.

I need to be transferred

to Lieutenant Gray.

Loras?

Are you all right?

I'm fine, sir,

but I have a seriously injured man

on board who requires

immediate medical.

My brother needs a doctor.

Okay.

What is his condition?

He's dying.

It sounds like he needs a hospital.

If one more person says the word

hospital, I'm going to execute somebody.

All right, all right.

No hospital.

Look, I might be able to arrange

some medical supplies

to be delivered.

I don't want a doctor!

Do you hear me?

Or I blow up everyone on the bus!

I can't get a doctor this fast.

But I'm sending you

the next best thing.

We'll get you as close as we can.

Gray said you form a military.

Active.

Army Reserve.

First Lieutenant.

Then you understand the risks.

Open the door!

Don't go.

This is crazy.

Where's the patient?

Not so fast, not so fast.

Open the bag.

All right.

Thanks for coming.

I got here as fast as I could.

You sure did.

Every time I think I'm a badass,

Bailey suddenly shows up

and says, hold my beer.

Didn't you jump from a moving car

to help me a few months ago?

Yeah, but there wasn't

a bomb on board.

You're right.

Totally lame.

Swat's too late.

Something about helping Bailey

get on the bus.

For sale sign.

House looks unoccupied.

Want to do a little recon

while we wait?

I'll take the left side,

you take the right.

All right.

Get down!

Can you see who shot at us?

No.

But I have an idea.

What is it?

Booby trap.

Gate must have been a tripwire.

I'm clear.

Are you all right?

Yeah, we're good.

Move in!

Move in!

Are you all right?

What's that in the road?

If anybody's an asshole here,

it's you.

Two cars get to make

the left go red.

Says who?

Says literally every other driver

in L.A., dumbass.

Hey, you guys need to get

out of the intersection.

Not until I call my insurance.

There is a bus coming

and it's not going to stop.

Move your cars.

Move your cars.

It won't start!

Oh, my God.

Come on.

Hey!

Jeez.

We got to stop.

There's an accident ahead.

No, you don't touch that brake

until I tell you to.

You got it?

If we crash,

the bomb could detonate.

Well, I guess I better

hold on, then.

Everyone, brace for impact!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

What's wrong?

I can't find a pulse.

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He said you would help him.

I stopped the bleeding. He's lost too much blood. He needs a hospital.

Sorry, Tom. I'm sorry.

Clear.

Clear.

He has a weak pulse.

Hey, just listen. It doesn't have to go down like this. Let us help him. He doesn't have to die.

I need the money.

More than your brother?

It sounded so easy. He had a bomb knowing we'd mess with us. He wasn't supposed to be like this.

Make the call.

That was awful.

That's where the ransom signal was coming from was booby trapped.

Has anybody hurt?

Miraculously, man.

What did I miss?

I think you were right about the puppy, master.

Joe just said the job sounded easy.

7M200, I've got Officer Selena Juarez on the line for you.

Patrick through?

Sir?

The high jerk who would like us to take his brother to the hospital.

Smart man.

Joe Hauser.

This is Lieutenant Wade Gray of the LAPD.

We can help your brother, but I'm going to need something for you in return.

Release the hostages.

No way.

Then this conversation's over.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

If I release someone, what's to stop you from killing me?

Son, you got a bomb strapped to your chest.

What's stopping you from killing everyone?

How many people are on that bus?

20?

As a sign of good faith, you need to release 10.

I'll release 5.

Hey, someone could be wrong.

Okay, you can have the pregnant lady and a few others, including the cop.

And I want a plane.

Deal.

Good.

Okay.

Here's how it's going to go.

Clear!

Clear!

Clear!

Clear!

SWAT found two more booboo traps inside.

I called the realtor.

She said the house has been sitting on the market for over a year.

Price has been cut twice.

Does she have a record of who's come to view it?

Better.

She uses a hidden camera when she shows it as a safety precaution.

She's setting the footage over now.

Smart girl.

Hey, how are you doing?

Uh, fine.

Just another one of my nine lives.

What's the situation on the bus?

Joe finally agreed to let us take his brother to the hospital in exchange for releasing five

of the hostages.

Finally, some not terrible news.

Any leads on the puppet master?

Joe all but confirmed that they're working with someone else.

Not yet.

We're waiting on the security footage from the realtor.

If we're lucky, we might see the person who set up the booby trap on camera.

What's up?

We're almost there.

I gotta go.

Good luck.

Got it.

I love you, brother.

You're not allowed to die.

Tell your people not to do anything stupid.

They won't if you don't.

All right.

Let us clear the hostages from the bus before we move in.

Hey, you take care of my brother.

Okay.

Okay.

We're clear.

Let's go.

Okay.

We're clear.

Let's go.

We're back.

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Oh.

Move him up.

Victim is a 27-year-old male.

GSW to the abdomen.

Pulse is weak and thready.

Hey.

You were amazing.

You didn't panic.

You should be proud of how you handed it yourself.

Control 7 Adam 100.

All four hostages have been released.

Juarez is code 4.

I hope Nolan's okay.

The realtor just sent the video over.

Am I crazy or is that?

Lopez.

You hear the good news?

We did.

Congratulations.

But we might have a situation.

I sent over a screen grab of a woman who viewed the movie trap house a month ago.

Tell me if you recognize her.

Isn't that the pregnant lady?

Where is she?

Where's the pregnant woman?

Being checked out by the EMT is why.

Hey.

Who's treating the pregnant woman?

I was.

Was?

Where is she?

I let her go.

She's perfectly healthy.

You didn't say we had to hold her.

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All right.

Harper and Lopez think the woman known as Cassidy wanted us to track the ransom call to that house.

Okay.

I had no idea.

She seems so scared.

They're putting the footage through facial recognition right now.

Where do you want us?

Grab any units we can spare and start driving the grid.

I mean, if she's on foot, she can't be far.

Well, I will contact taxis right here.

See if anyone's picked up a young woman around here.

Okay.

Hey, how's Nolan?

Calmer than I would be.

Uh, yeah, I want to talk to that lieutenant guy.

Joel.

Your brother's on his way to the hospital.

He better be.

And what about my plane?

Waiting for you at Whittier Airfield, just like you asked.

What about my money?

Okay.

Let's talk about the rest of the hostages first.

He can't actually think he's walking away from this, right?

There's no telling what's going on in that man's tent.

No one's gonna happen when you realize he's not getting the money.

Nothing good.

Nolan, we have snipers positioned around the airfield.

Drive faster.

I don't think we can wait that long.

This guy isn't losing it.

You're the one on the bus.

I leave it to your discretion.

If you have a shot, take it.

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great thank you thanks the bomb's in the front seat in the backpack sir you got more guts and

you can hang on a fence thank you thanks how's the brother touch and go they're rushing on the

surgery okay what about the pregnant lady cassie we got some things to catch up on facial recognition

came back cassie's real name is denise summers we have units headed to her last known address

and there's a bolo out for her car a 2022 blue corolla

i still don't get it why would she put herself on a bus with tweedle dumb and dumber holding a bomb

and then bail before she even gets the money maybe she wasn't after the money yeah what else could she

want is it done it's done took a while to transfer the file was huge i have it

good job i gotta hand it to you you were right about everything even the hostage release happened about

a half mile from where you said the lapd has a playbook can i ask you a question as soon as that

guy reports his id stolen isn't the card useless i'm sure they can deactivate it remotely that card

has got a lot more information on it than just his login credentials he won't be thinking about his

wallet or that card for hours and even when he does it'll be police evidence no one will assume that it's

stolen to be data mined they'll just cancel it issue a new one where the hell does this guy work

you're being paid a lot of money to not ask that question did you get rid of the wallet doing it now

when can i expect the rest of my money

how the hell did they find me i don't know but remember your money is contingent on your silence

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so how do you feel about your first day of sergeant practice

i mean i think i'm a natural i mean ordering people around is one of your gifts never heard you

complain that's that's not flirty i really didn't mean for it to um i don't mind no no that was

it's unprofessional and we're just co-workers right i mean we're not just co-workers i wouldn't

what am i trying to say right now no idea

look i uh okay i'm not seeing anyone right now or or looking to see anyone

me neither

okay but you know boundaries yeah super important yeah agreed because

you know i i still haven't totally forgiven you yet

i know

but when i do maybe you can come and help me study looking forward to it

a bomb on a bus that's pretty crazy and then when i didn't hear from you i decided to stop by the

station were you uh i don't know gonna text me at some point why would i we're nowhere near the bus

hell yeah just another day of boring detective work right and the machine gun house that was us

look if i called you every time i almost died my battery wouldn't last a day thank you i feel much

better listen just do what james does assume no news is good news oh so blissful ignorance the secret

to a happy marriage that and uh food what's for dinner um i didn't have a plan yet but i can figure

that out you want chinese sir i want you to know i uh i listed my ring on ebay i already got 10 bs

i'm sorry i had to come to that well thank you sir but honestly it's not as bad as i thought it

would be you see the ring is part of my past it's a past that i'm proud of but that's not what my heart

is anymore all right good

policing is where your heart is oh yes sir and barbecue yeah i've been doing a lot of cooking

out since moving to shangri-la and i'm perfecting the new dry rub for my ribs hey yeah there's no

chances better than mine but hey it's good to have a hobby it's not a challenge you think you can take

on the master a name of time and place

selena hey i'm just trying to grab myself after you know everything

adrenaline's still pumping it was but after i heard you were off the bus i just

why don't you go home and get some rest you you've earned it yeah

sorry i'm just happy you're safe oh come on what's the worst that could have happened i mean other than

being blown up or torn to bits by shrapnel or burnt up to it wow maybe i should sit out

oh hey hey hey did you finish interrogating the pregnant lady or the pretend pregnant lady yep

did she say anything actionable nope so far we have been unable to find any connection between her and

the hijackers and joel stated that he had no idea she was even involved and do you believe him

unfortunately yes okay so what now the truth is this case is entirely circumstantial her lawyers are

already putting pressure on the da's office so if we can't find something concrete that connects her

to either the bus hijacking or the booby trapping of the house then we may have to let her go there's

got to be something we can charge her with i am open to ideas because unfortunately pretending to be

pregnant is not a crime oh and i heard that bailey made the news can you tell her to leave a little

glory for the rest of us next time please i'll let her know thank you come on

you know what's great for the adrenaline rush what ice cream

hurry up you're gonna miss it i'm coming it's not like you haven't been on the news before

but it never gets old here we are oh there's me

oh okay that was outstanding we need to tape this tape like on for vhs whatever people do nowadays but

we need to show our kid that their mom was a badass you know i bet you i can get you the dash cam footage

thank you those uh social workers were going to come evaluate us do you think they'll think that's

badass or reckless badass for sure let's watch it again like keanu reeves

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