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You're over here jerking off our swap son.

I want to know what a dad dick looks like. Are they bigger?

I love my new family.

So, does anyone have any ideas?

We're not going to sit around and watch movies, right?

Well, I was thinking we could learn more about self -defense.

I mean, you guys are taking classes, right?

Uh, yeah.

Do you think you can help us out with that, honey?

And what about you, Jimmy?

Do you think you can help stretch out your twat long?

Um... Um... Want it?

I said, can you help us out with some self -defense classes?

Uh, okay, yeah. Um, yeah, I guess.

Did you hear that, sweetie? We're gonna have big man hands all over us.

Yeah, I really like this.

You know, I am genuinely excited that you guys are interested in self

Don't get too excited about tomorrow. It's going to be really hard.

We're going to push you to push yourselves.

It's good to see the whole Spock family together.

Self -defense is pretty straightforward.

We can go over a couple of takedowns and really just show you how to defend

yourself.

Well, I think we should probably get started with a couple of stretches,

warm -ups.

Go ahead and take your arm, grab your elbow, and go ahead and give that a nice

squeeze right there.

Good old squeeze. Feel that stretch right in there.

There you go. Get a nice good stretch in there. Feel it all down the back of

your arm right there.

Good squeeze in there.

You too, looking really good. Good.

All right.

Okay, let's go ahead and swap to the other arm.

All right, nice and deep in there on that elbow.

Cross over.

Jimmy, you're looking good, all right?

That's looking really good over there, yeah. You too, looking really good.

Okay, well, I think we could probably start some takedowns.

Jimmy's taking class with me, obviously, so we'll use Jimmy as a demonstration.

Come here.

Come on, Jimmy.

So we're going to show you a takedown on how you would escape from Jimmy, who is

our attacker today.

Why don't you come ahead and start?

So what you're going to do, basically, you're going to stomp that foot, you're

going to break those arms away, you're going to turn around, and you're going

knee him right in the nuts.

Right? Okay, strong.

Jimmy, this is practice.

Be nice. Ready?

Jimmy's going to attack you. You ready?

Jimmy, attack.

Grab on. Squeeze. She's struggling.

Now I want you to stomp that foot.

Boom. Good.

Throw those arms up.

Boom. Good job.

You're up next.

Ready,

Jimmy? Hold on real tight. Be strong.

You better hold on tight, Jimmy.

Squeeze her. Squeeze her.

There you go.

Yeah. Stop.

Okay.

Yeah. How's it going? How are we doing?

That was really good. That was really good. I like that. Good takedowns. It

fun, but we both think it's not realistic enough.

What is it? Yeah, you guys need to come at us.

Like it's sexual.

Okay. Well, how are we going to do that?

Whoa.

Whoa! What is that about? Jimmy!

What? It has to be real.

What was that about?

What? I want you to fuck her. It's got to be realistic.

What? In case it happens in real life, we need to know what to do.

Honey. Fuck her.

Honey, I don't know about that. It's fine.

You're fine, right? Yeah. Yeah. So fuck her.

Fuck her.

Yeah, fuck me.

I guess I got a fair point.

Well, come on.

His dick is inside of her.

It's okay. They're just practicing.

When did you practice on me?

What do you mean? I'm like right here, right now? Yeah, they're practicing.

okay.

No, stop. Keep going.

It's alright.

Oh!

Oh, is that what you want?

You want me to come with you?

Yeah. Yeah.

I just want to do it one fucking time.

That's it.

Thank you.

yes yes yes yes

Amen.