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All right, sit in here.

Come on.

Have a seat right here.

Sit right there.

Do you know where we brought you back here? Do you have anything to say for

yourself? No, I literally don't know what you guys are talking about. I

do anything wrong.

I swear it's a misunderstanding.

Well, that's what we're here to find out.

Pretty sure you know exactly what you did.

Exactly. Okay, what did I do?

I really have a lot of shit to do today, so I... All right, well, if you have a

lot of shit to do, then, uh, just, I mean, if you just confess, uh, this

be a lot easier and a lot quicker for you. If not, yeah, you're going to be

for a little bit of time. You should have a lot of stuff to do. Oh, my God. I

was literally on the way to the fucking yoga class.

Like, I can't, like... Okay, all right, fine, fine. All right, well, get up

then. Come on, we're going to search you. Oh, my God. Seriously?

Yeah, let's search you. Are you even allowed to do this? Yes, we are.

Absolutely. All right, cool.

Spread those legs.

Okay. All right, all right. All right, check the bag. See if there's anything

the bag. What have you got?

No, you can't check my bag.

It's my bag. You can't... Oh, what is that, huh?

Exactly what we got. I bought that.

Really? You bought that?

What is it then? Yes, I bought it, like, last...

Really? In the bag and everything, huh? Yeah.

Well, I guess we'll just have to see exactly what this is. I do a lot of

It's my back massager. Like, it's... This is what you're calling your back

massager? She thinks that's a back massager? Are you serious?

It's a... Okay, you guys... What? You know exactly what this is. Yeah. Are you

trying to fuck yourself on the way to yoga or something?

I'm sorry, what?

Yeah, that's a vibrator.

Like, from my back.

Yes. No, it's not a vibrator for your back. No, no, no. It's for your hoo -ha.

You've never used it before? All right, well, it doesn't matter if you haven't

used it or whatever. You stole it.

You're going to take all this stuff off.

Yes. Oh, my God. Spread your legs.

You're going to touch everywhere to make sure you didn't have anything else on

you, okay? Oh, my God.

We're just going to rub all over.

We're going to make sure there's no... Hey, hey, hey.

Any sudden movements like that, I will call the police, all right? We already

have enough evidence to lock you up.

Okay, please don't call the police. All right, well, then you better cooperate

with us, all right?

Okay, can I just have the female officer just search me instead of you?

Like... Oh, sure.

That's what you want. Of course.

Hi.

Oh, my God.

Are you serious? I promise you, you will not find anything.

There's nothing here anyway. Are you sure about that?

Oh, my God.

Seriously. She's being so violating. She's being very difficult. I think you

should just take everything off of her, huh?

What? I mean, you wanted the female opposite. You wanted me to search you,

why don't I go ahead and do that?

She has every right to go to her. Oh, my God.

This is so humiliating. Are you kidding me? I mean, she seems pretty.

Surprise.

You know what? Let me give you a helping hand here. Oh, my God. There you go.

Are you serious? This is what happens when you steal.

You take this off. There we go.

I can't.

Oh, my God. This is so.

That's a new way to take a top off. All right. Spread them up. Spread it open.

Spread your legs.

We're going to make it a really good feel here.

Just to make sure there's nothing there.

There's obviously nothing.

I don't have anything.

Well, we just want to make sure.

Oh, my God. I'm so going to report you guys.

What do you mean you're going to report us?

You're the one that stole something. Yeah, you have no rights back here. You

lost your due process once you took that vibrator thing that you think the bath

was on. Is that really a vibrator?

Yeah, it's really a vibrator. Yeah, it really is.

And you know what? Since you lost all your due processing rights and we don't

really believe you anymore, we're going to have to perform a little bit of a

cavity search on you. A cavity search? Yes, bend over.

Oh, my God.

Yep. Just lay down.

Just got a little bit of a canopy stretch going, okay?

All right.

You're just going to go in. Oh, my God.

I would never even.

Well, there might be something in there. We just have to make sure.

Oh, my God.

I'm just going to check out to see what else is in there, alright?

I mean, with thieves like you lying to us right off the bat, I don't know, we

can't just trust you anymore, alright?

If you just keep on cooperating with us, you did say you have a lot of things to

do today. Maybe we could work something out at the end, as long as you don't

have anything else in here to hide, okay? I have nothing.

Alright, well, we'll find out. We'll find out.

Exactly.

There we go. Looks pretty good.

Yeah, it looks like it's getting somewhere, huh?

There's nothing.

Oh, my God. Why do you have to be so thorough?

Sometimes when I have really thick things like this, I can't really get all

way in there, so I'm going to let her take over and see if she can really get

there.

Definitely. Yeah.

Oh, my God.

This can't be legal.

No, this is totally legal. You lost your due process rights right up since you

stole that, so... Okay?

Yeah, just like that. Yeah? Yeah, keep going. I think we have a really

good one today, don't we, huh? I think so.

She seems like she's willing to... She seems like she's very cooperative. She

pretty cooperative.

She seems like she might want to get out of this situation, huh? Yeah. You want

to get out of here sooner?

You said you're in a hurry.

Yeah. Is she, uh... I think she's coming, huh? She might be.

She might like to... I don't know what you're talking about.

Well, I mean, that actually kind of helps us out here.

You know, the fact that she decided to come. Why don't you stand up a little

bit, huh?

Why don't we talk about the situation you got yourself into?

Okay. You stole that vibrator.

And, uh, you know, our owner here likes to press the full charges when it comes

to thieves like you. All right? That means jail time, potential not getting

job you want. I mean, who would want to ever date a criminal, right? Maybe no

boyfriends or anything like that.

I mean, this wouldn't even be a good look for you now, would it, huh?

I really just...

I really, really can't have anything on my record. No, why don't you have

anything on a record now, huh?

Is there anything, like... Anything? I mean, there might be something that you

can do.

I mean, if you're willing to do just about anything, maybe to get out of

we like to have a little fun with our perps, if you know what I mean.

Depends on how serious you are. What kind of fucking store is this?

Well, I mean, why would you want to steal an assistant? We're just helping

out. We're trying to help you get out of here. Yeah, you know, if you are, you

know, let us have our way with you. You make me come, you make her come.

We'll all have a little fun together and... I mean, are you serious?

I mean, you did want to... You did steal a vibrator.

I mean... You clearly weren't thinking with the right head. I just, I really, I

really don't want to...

Like... Okay.

Well, the only thing standing between that... So you think it's worth, what,

like $30?

Like... Well, like I said, our owner here is a real prick. Trust me. I know.

worked him for 20 years, and he will make sure that you see some jail time.

So... It's... Very serious. What you did is a very serious crime. Yeah.

Oh, my God. Okay, fine.

If you just help us out... Oh, my God. Are you... Yeah, you know, you just help

us out a little bit, and...

Make me come and make her come.

It's that or jail.

They're going to be in trouble no matter what.

Could you just stop rubbing it on me? Fine.

Okay, whatever. Let me just get this over with.

What do you want me to do? Touch it?

Yeah, stroke it, suck it, touch it.

She'll help you out and show you what to do properly.

Got it.

Since you stole it, we might as well put it to good use.

God.

What the fuck is today?

You put yourself in this situation, sir.

Do I have to, like, put it in my mouth?

Yeah, put it in your mouth.

Go on.

Mm -hmm.

All the way in.

There you go. Oh, yeah.

Yep.

Just like that. Oh, yeah.

Keep going.

Yes.

Don't stop.

Here. A little bit.

Oh, yeah.

There we go.

He likes it, though.

There we go. Keep going.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Mm -hmm.

There we go. Look at her shaking body.

It's pretty

easy,

isn't it?

Yep. How long do you take to fucking cum?

I have shit to do. I have so much shit to do after this. Oh, it won't take as

long as being in jail for five years, so I'll tell you that one.

I've been on a streak with my yoga class, so, like, I don't want to ruin my

streak. Well, if you shut up and...

Do a better job.

There you go.

Yep, just like that.

I think she likes it.

No, she's right.

I don't know what you're talking about. Well, you better say that you do or

you're never going to get out of here, huh?

I like it. There we go.

Keep going. Don't stop.

Don't stop until you say so or until they come, okay?

All right.

It's not just him you have to take care of. Yeah. Oh, my God. This is fucking

ridiculous. Yep.

Why don't you go ahead and just lick me right there. Oh, my God. Yep.

Mm -hmm. Can I click like that? There we go.

Yep. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Yep. Mm -hmm.

Yep.

Uh -huh. All right, now suck his tics. Do both of us. Deal.

Yep.

Back to him.

Back and forth. Back and forth.

Yep.

Just like that.

Back and forth. Back and forth. Back and forth.

Just like that.

Yep.

Keep going.

Oh, yes.

Mm -hmm.

Yep. Yep. Oh, my God.

Just like that. Mm -hmm.

That's what happens when you break the rules.

Oh, yes.

Yep.

Mm -hmm.

Yes,

yes,

yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes,

yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes,

yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes,

yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes,

yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes,

yes, yes, yes.

Yes,

yes, yes, yes.

I thought I was just going to give you guys heads.

No. You're not getting out that early. There we go.

It's going to be fine.

Yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Yep.

Oh, my God.

Mm -hmm.

Amen.

Amen.

Hey, you're the one who stole.

Next time you gotta think about it, right?

But you'll think twice next time.

I would be surprised if you guys planted shit in people's fucking bags.

You're the one that stole the vibrator. Yeah. We had nothing to do with that.

You're the one who thought it was a back massager, okay?

Sorry I'm not fucking perverts like you guys. What the fuck?

Well, it seems like you are kind of a pervert. Seems like you kind of like it.

No, we don't. You sure about that? Most girls aren't this wet.

Yeah.

You know, why don't we go ahead and take this bike that you stole and stick that

right on your pussy.

Yes. Show us how you'd use it.

Maybe I should make you, uh...

She should make you lick my pussy while you touch yourself. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, looks like you know what you're doing.

Keep going.

Make good use of that vibrator.

How's that back?

you were doing.

Yeah, why don't you come over here now? Come on, just fucking come.

You're not going to get out of it that easy.

Yeah, why don't you come over for me too?

Why don't you turn a little bit on your back?

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

All right, lay down. I'm going to lay down. This is uncomfortable.

Well, let's kind of don't steal, okay?

Okay.

That's the whole purpose of today.

I just want this over.

She's tidying up.

That's what I want to feel.

That's right.

I mean, do you want more?

Is that what you said?

Don't worry.

We're not done with you yet.

You better keep watching.

Yep.

Why don't you just go quit, huh?

You gotta make us both.

I almost put our shoes down there for a second. I know, right?

You can see us a little redhead bobbing back and forth.

Keep using this on you.

Yep.

Mm -hmm.

Look at all these different settings it has.

Yep.

She's doing so good.

Yep.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Wow.

Should we make her do now?

Is there something you want to do? Well, can I go to yoga? You can, actually.

Yeah, yeah. I have an idea for that.

Why don't you come over here? Uh -huh.

Go on. Let's get down.

It's just like something you do in yoga.

No. Okay.

Oh, God.

Okay.

Sit right.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

It's like you're getting closer to the outcome, but you're not done yet.

Oh, my God.

Do I have to, like, moan more?

Oh, yeah, keep moaning. That's good.

That's what I want to hear. The quicker I'll come, right?

You should go ahead and suck.

Mm -hmm. Keep riding that tip, though.

Yep, suck on my tits. Just like that.

Oh, yes.

Mm -hmm.

Very good.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Yep, keep going.

Ah.

Yep.

Mm -hmm.

Just like that.

There you go.

Keep going.

There we go. There we go. Right here.

Can you breathe?

Let's put her back in doggy, huh? Yep. All right, get back on this table now.

You better be over.

Bend over. Almost there.

Almost there.

You're gonna get it right after me.

You want some more?

Would you stick it right back in her?

So fucking...

Come right inside.

I just want to go to class. I don't know.

We're almost there, don't worry. Soon enough.

Soon enough.

Yeah. You have a big fucking fat little face.

Yours is going to be over with, huh? Mm -hmm.

Yeah.

That's all right, my friend.

Are you ready?

Yes, I'm ready.

Look up next and tie on the carpet and take over.

Oh, yeah.

Keep looking up. Yeah, keep looking.

All right, take over.

Oh, yeah, keep going.

Oh, there you go. Oh, shit.

I'm coming. I'm coming.

I'm coming.

Are you serious?

I'm very serious. I just did all of that. You stole a vibrator.

That's a crime.

We actually are going to take you to jail.

It is what it is.

Next time we'll think twice before stealing.