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Man, I hate summer class.

If your fault were here, how is this my fault?

Because if you didn't tell us to ditch school and go to the beach, we actually

wouldn't have failed.

Jesus, stop complaining.

Yeah, summer class sucks, but are you forgetting what day it is today?

I don't know, but all I know is, what if our teacher isn't as hot as the last

teacher? Are you kidding me?

Today's free youth day.

Are we having a substitute teacher today?

What if it's a guy?

My name is Valentina and I'm your substitute teacher.

So, since you failed your midterm exam, I think we should start with

see how your vocabulary is doing.

Do you guys want to try and say it?

Maybe you could say it once for us.

Oh, yes, we have to go.

So I'm going to do this.

Anyone know what would it mean?

Doesn't it mean good morning?

I would like some coffee?

Yes.

Knew it.

Can you say it once for us?

Yeah, those last two words are really...

You know what I mean?

Try to pronounce it again.

So, since your pronunciation is

Then let's go back to the alphabet.

And then we

have

X and J.

P. G.

C. G.

G.

B. D.

E. E. E.

F.

F. F.

F. F.

G. G.

H. H.

I. I.

Q. Q. Sorry.

L. L.

And on the R in heart. L.

L. L.

S. S.

T. T. U.

U. V.

V. Z. Z.

Z. Z.

Z. Z. Z.

Z.

So you want some?

Sure.

Hmm. So it's...

Q, R, S, T, U, V,

Z.

So, Z, you never say Z.

Who is Z in it?

Let's try a word.

So let's add an adjective to .

Have

to go a little bit harder, Matt. It's big.

Now you say it.

No, now you say it.

Really well.

All right.

Unless it...

Try to say albergo.

Albergo. Very well.

Now you try.

Albergo.

Alberto. Albergo.

Albergo. Alberto is someone's name. Okay.

Let's try more.

We in Italian are going to have Italian words with J, X, and Y.

J, X, and Y.

Sorry, X, Y is in English.

English is done.

So usually they're all Dutch words.

They're not actually Italian.

The C can be tricky too.

So let's do...

So

you didn't say albergo yet.

Albergo. Albergo.

Albergo. Albergo.

The R, you have to pronounce the R.

The R.

Albergo. Do R.

R. R.

R. Your tongue has to go between your teeth. R. R.

R. R. R. R.

Elbergo. Elbergo.

Now try this one.

Coscia. Coscia.

So, T and O is co, and S -C -E is a

soft, is a softer sound, so coscia.

So, try to say Zoccola Ruspante.

Zoccola.

Ruspante.

Ruspante.

Let's sign up and let's see how we do the alphabet.

So, we do alphabet.

A.

A. A.

B. B, yeah, you got it.

C. D.

E.

F. G.

H.

H.

L.

L. L.

L.

L. L.

M. M.

N. O.

P.

Q.

Q. Q.

L. L.

My turn? Yeah your turn.

D E F

G

H

I L M

N O P

Q

Q, R, S, T, U,

V, Z.

Now try G.

X, Y.

Okay,

move on, it's your turn.

H I L

M N

O

P Q

R

Good,

good.

Say that with one more time.

E. L.

M. N.

O. C.

Q.

C.

L. R.

L. R.

L.

R,

S,

T,

U,

V,

Z.

Repeat the alphabet.

T, U, V, Zera.

A,

B, C, D.

R, K,

E, L,

R,

M,

N,

O, P, Q

Okay, we're done with y 'all.

Repeat the numbers.

In quite.

In quite.

So students, let's try this.

Now you try.

Try it one more time.

Seven Eight Nine

Ten

One Two

Three Four

Five

On your

turn.

Two. Three.

Four.

Five.

Six.

Seven.

Eight.

Nine. Ten.

One, two, three, four,

five, six,

seven,

eight,

nine, ten.

One, two, three,

four, five,

six,

seven,

eight, nine, ten.

11 12 13

14 15

16

17

18 19

20

How do you say twenty?

Right down the road.

I can tell you about Italian language a little bit.

So, interesting thing about Italian is that it's a really

new language and we usually have poets like Dante

deciding how the language should be shaped.

We're shaping the Italian language.

And actually Italians, they start to pick Italian when television went out in

their houses.

But before, like my grandmother, she mostly picked dialect. She doesn't

speak Italian.

So it's kind of really new language.

The vocabulary is way shorter than English.

Interesting.

Bravo.

You know how to say you're welcome?

That's it. No, that's thank you. Bravo.

No.

No,

that's Spanish.

Oh.

How do you say it?

Prego. Prego. Prego.

Prego.

It's a more comfortable sentence.

Le tette.

Le tette.

Le tette. Le tette. Le tette.

Le tette. Le tette. Now the whole phrase.

Tutta la frase.

Tutta la frase. Tutta la frase.

Can you repeat the whole phrase?

Tutta la frase. Tutta la frase.

No. A mio padre piacciono le tette.

A mio padre piacciono le tette.

A mio padre.

A mio padre. A mio padre.

Piaccia.

Piacciono. Piacciono. Sì.

Play.

Le tette. Sì.

Try one more time.

Mio padre piacciono le tette.

Mio padre piacciono le tette. Sì. Mio padre... What was that again?

Piacciono le tette.

Mio padre piacciono le tette.

Mio padre...

Piacciono. Piacciono.

Sì.

Le tette.

Le tette.

A mio padre piacciono le tette.

A mio padre piacciono le tette.

Piacciono le tette.

Piacciono. Piacciono.

Sì.

Piacciono le tette.

Piacciono le tette.

A mio padre piacciono le tette.

A mio padre.

You're gonna fail your exam.

You have to try harder.

Okay,

you can just move on.

Let's check the...

Let's see how many centimetres they are, so we can count the numbers.

These are almost

18 centimetres. 18.

18. My capsule is 18 centimetres long.

Yours is 16.

16? Yes.

and then yours

no we can't get yours is

15 okay

stay there i'm gonna teach you

something about Italian girls so

Italian girls, if they are catholic, they are not allowed to wear a wig,

they tend to wear it only in the ass.

In this way, they keep their virginity for marriage.

In my opinion, it's a bit of a stupid concept, because virginity has to do

purity, but it's something that happens in Italy.

The Italians have their asses pierced.

It's a matter of tradition.

We have 15 cm.

These were 16 cm.

18 18 18 18 18

18 18 18

Sorry,

can you say that a little louder? I can hear you.

Do you remember how long it was?

I don't remember.

Are you guys still there?

Yes. Wow.

Do you

want

guys? Now that's a day.

Why don't you guys come here while we continue with our lesson.

Do you want to go inside?

Inside?

Can you help me?

Buongiorno, mia madre piace il pisello.

Buongiorno, mia madre piace il pisello.

Buongiorno, vorrei un cappello.

Which means I'm at the beach and I'm hungry and then

the alphabet you guys remember

A,

B, C, D, E, F,

G, H,

L,

E, L, M,

One, two, three,

four,

five.

One, two, three, four,

five,

six,

seven, eight, nine, ten.

One, two, three.

. . . .

.

All right, let's do that.

I don't want to worry about what's going to happen to me. I'm going to be

a little bit different.

I'm going to be a little bit different. I'm going to be a little bit different.

I'm going to be a little bit different.

Okay.

Let's keep going. Let's try to count to ten.

10, 11, 12,

13, 14,

15, 16,

17, 17, 17,

17, 17, 18,

18 19 19 20 20 21 21 really good next

1

1 2 2 3 3 4 4 5 5

5 5 6 6 7 7 8 8 9

10, 11,

12, 13, 14,

15, 16, 17, 18,

19,

20.

19 19 19 20 20 next

bravo

1 1 2 2 3 3 4 4 5

5 6 6 7 7 8 8 8 9

9 10 10 11 11 11 12

13 14 15

16

17

18

19 20

1, 2, 3, 4,

5, 6, 7, 8, 9,

10, 11,

12, 13, 14,

15, 16, 17.

17. 18.

18. 19.

29. 20.

20. Bravo. Próximo.

One,

two, three, four, five, six,

seven, eight, nine, ten.

10, 11, 12, 13, 14,

15, 16,

17,

18, 19, 20, 21,

22, 23,

24, 25.

25, 26, 27, 28, 29,

30, 31, 32, 33,

33,

34,

34, 34, 34.

34? 34.

Very good, guys.

Today's lesson is over. You can go.

Very good.

Very good.

Nice and abundant.

Very good.

Return to your positions.