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You're over here jerking off our swap, son.

I want to know what a dad dick looks like. Are they bigger?

I love my new family.

Hey, babe.

Hey. Looks delicious.

How you doing? Thank you.

I just so want this thing to be perfect.

I'm sure it will be.

Relax.

What the heck?

I'm just trying to help you loosen up a little bit. Relax.

Well, honey, it's Thanksgiving.

We're supposed to be acting like a family.

What do you mean?

Well, we're supposed to be remembering the tokens and the value.

They'd be grabbing me like that, especially with one of our small kids.

Yeah, have some self -respect. We're not blessed with anything.

Oh, ladies, come on now. You can't tell me that the Pilgrims weren't having sex.

Well, maybe, but they weren't playing grab -off.

Now let's go back to the center, please, before everything gets ruined.

All right, dear.

See that?

Eat up, everyone!

Hey, you wanna hear a joke?

How many steps does it take to stop a Thanksgiving turkey?

Just one.

And even then, it's a pretty intense quiz.

Ooh,

I got one.

What's the difference between an erotic and a kinky?

Thanksgiving. What?

An erotic. You only use the feathers and kinky, you use the whole

turkey.

That's rich.

What did one saggy boob say to the

other saggy boob?

We better get some support around here or people are going to start thinking

we're nuts.

Rich. Okay.

That's enough.

What's the matter?

I think I'm going to get some dark meat now.

Oh, you think this is funny?

Yeah, we're having a good time.

I thought you were into self -respect and family values.

I am.

Dad and brother would like their meat moist.

Oh, really?

You want it moist?

Well, why don't you just come here and see how moist it is?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, sweetheart.

This is wildly inappropriate.

What? Do you want to taste it?

What are you doing?

Yeah, you like that?

You want me to eat it?

Fuck, okay, okay.

Oh, you think this is funny?

Get over here.

I've got some breast meat for you.

How's that?

Where are you going?

Like that?

Jesus.

You don't have to take it that seriously.

It was just a joke.

Oh, really? Get over here. I've got breast meat for you, too.

You guys feel like that? Not so fucking funny now, huh?

Happy Thanksgiving.

We want everyone to the living room now.

Now.

Let's go.

You guys wanted to ruin Thanksgiving.

The kids can see.

Yeah, that's what you want?

You just want to make all these jokes and ruin Thanksgiving?

In front of the kids?

The small kids?

Oh, well.

This is so awkward.

But it feels so good.

Mother's pussy is so good.

Amen.

Oh, please.

Oh, thank God. Thank you.

Thank you.

I love you.

What do you guys say?

How about some football?

Football it is!