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Okay, we're talking stereotypes...

Um, let's see. We smell bad.

We don't use deodorant.

Man of course I use deodorant.

We don't shower.

We don't brush our teeth.

There are maggots living inside us.

Our skin falls off and wounds don't heal.

We heal, we just heal slowly.

We love heavy metal.

We listen to grunge, heavy metal.

I was a Dead Head back in the day.

Oh, that must be your favorite band.

Hahaha.

Racists, um, worship the devil.

We're born at hell.

When we die, we're going to hell.

We're dragging your babies to hell when we return to it.

We walk around the kid and the parents grab them towards them.

Again, racists.

What's another thing that they always say?

Um, we walk really, really slow.

We run everywhere, or we shamble, or we walk really fast

depending on the show you watch.

Like people don't think we can jog, which is weird.

Come to my game and you will see how fast I am.

Oh yeah.

We only eat red meat.

Uh, extra rare meat.

I like my steak medium well.

I'm a vegetarian for Christ sake. I do not eat brains.

Our brains are mush.

Not a lot of brain activity going on.

That's an acquired taste for some people.

I've still got my heart.

Oh yeah.

Yeah.

We don't tip.

That's good one.

Thanks Carl.

Um...

To kill us you got to shoot us in the head.

Twice.

Double tap, just to be safe.

We have a really bad temper.

Oh yeah, we have a temper problem.

Temper. Oh yeah, the temper.

Everybody gets, but when I do it, it's just, I'm being a zombie.

Yeah, like everyone else you get pissed off.

You know I used to spank my kids.

At any moment we could all just snap.

Can't really do that anymore.

Times have changed, you know.

Sleepers.

Walkers.

Biters.

Night stalkers.

Morgue Mom.

Yeah, somebody called me a morgue mom once.

The "Z" word every day.

They just throw that one out there.

That's what it mostly is, is Zombie.

We're sex fiends.

We are completely impotent.

That one really grates my nerve because I just don't get it.

Necrosapiens can mate.

I've got taste, you know, if I think you're hot, yeah I'm going to

chase you down, but not to eat you.

So.

Well maybe part of you, but

no, I think people have a lot of negative stereotypes and

misunderstandings, you know, about what Necrosapiens are really capable of.

You know, it's just like anything else out in the world, you know,

people just need to be educated.

And then the worst things they say is that, you know, we don't understand

love, we don't understand anything.

They say we don't even have a heartbeat.

You know what they say?

What doesn't kill us only makes us stronger.

Catch that game last night?

You follow soccer? It was crazy.

All tied up, all tied up.

Hey, you look like hell.

Yeah, I was up with the baby all night.

You look like a Zom-Zebra.

Because you go that Zebra tie on.

Black and white.

Yeah.

Zebra stripes.

Stripes that look like a Zebra.

Those are squares.

From where you're standing, maybe, but over here, they're stripes, you know?

Is there a glare?

Looks like stripes to me.

My name's Keith Taylor.

And, um, I've been at Globalware for about two and a half years.

I'm a phone salesman, and I'm a pretty good one, I think.

Uh, I mean, despite my social setbacks.

Uh, I've been a Necrosapien for, uh 13 years now, I think ever since the outbreak

occurred and yeah, it's rough sometimes.

Yeah.

We, uh, we got, uh, Keith a couple years ago from a temp agency out

of Houston and, um, well he's, he has been a real surprise for us.

He's punctual, he's professional.

Um, yeah, sometimes it's his condition could provide

for some awkward situations.

Um, I mean he tried to wipe it away.

That was nice of him, but I mean, how do you address that really?

How do you, how do you ask a guy to not to bleed all over the paperwork?

What am I supposed to do?

Laminate it?

I am really proud of my job here, all right.

And all the work that I've done and how far I've come up.

But I mean, I could definitely be doing a whole lot more around here than

what they're just giving me and just,

Call me crazy.

But I just, I feel like I was hired solely to field some sort of

diversity quota from the higher ups.

I can't believe he said that.

But Todd, our current VP of sales, he's leaving at the end of the quarter.

And rumor going around is that they're going to be promoting from within.

So that's got me working a lot harder.

I've been doing a lot of extra work, putting in extra hours.

I've just got to fake a few more smiles, squeeze a few more

palms and bam, I got the job.

What's up.

You have to be there.

You have to be there.

Yeah.

I mean, I can't complain.

A lot of people have a way worse than I do and I'm doing pretty good for myself.

I mean, right off the top of my head, I think I'm the only Necrosapien that

I can think of who has a dental plan.

I just have to grin and bear it, get through it, and everything will be fine.

Baseball, it's more than just a sport to me.

Like, it's life.

You know, when I put on those cleats, it's just a whole new world.

Nobody really understands it.

Here's the payoff pitch.

And Holland puts it into play with a little blooper into left field.

No Holland wants two.

And Hollands gets two, wow!

Rodriquez, there's no jogging in baseball.

Not while Holland's running.

Check it out.

The dugout Wants a little thriller action.

And he's going to give it to them.

There's no secret about it.

Jeremy's a monster on the field.

Uh, I started coaching here a couple of years after my

shoulder injury, back in '93.

And, uh, I got to tell you, he is the got to be the best player I've had in

that span, leading this conference in stolen bases, which is really surprising,

you know, considering his history.

Not a big power hitter, but a consistent, always

above .280 every season.

And you can depend on that.

Great in the locker room.

Shit.

I don't think I should say it now.

I have to say now.

Well, he's not, he's not that sensitive about the whole Necrosapien thing.

Like last week I slid into the second and got cherry on my elbow.

Hey, Jeremy.

No, no, no, please, please.

Right.

Look, dude.

That's not even close.

All right.

My pastor told me about you.

He said the demon was coming!

So y'all want to fucking Zombie, huh?

Fuck.

Y'all.

I'm definitely not one of those guys that gets offended by the "Z" word.

You know, I know some people that use the zombie car for any

situation and it's annoying, really.

I mean, if you have that attitude, you just make it harder on yourself.

My name is Bridgette, and I'm a proud supporter of Texas state Senator

Dan Basso as he runs against Mitch McDonald for Texas state governor.

Ever since Dan Basso came to my middle school when I was in the seventh grade,

I knew he was a man I can believe in.

He's smart.

Honest.

Charismatic.

And he's the kind of man this state needs.

I'm the kind of man this state needs.

So when I heard they were opening up a volunteer center in Henderson,

I dropped out of law school and moved here, because I knew this was

something I had to be a part of.

Hi, there's a lady here with the new canvassing maps.

Okay.

Excuse me.

I better get that.

I just need 40 hours for my government class.

I could really use the extra credit.

All right.

The first thing a volunteer does when they walk in, is sign in here first,

then I, or someone else, usually me, assigns them to their first task.

We usually start volunteers on the phone.

As you can see at each desk, there's a computer and a landline.

We get the caller information from the phone companies legally, and

then we call each registered voter and from a written script, inform

them about Dan Basso's campaign.

We don't improvise.

Right, Louis?

No.

We tried that once and it didn't really work out in our favor.

Landy.

Why don't you show them how it's done?

Now?

No, next.

Thursday, come on Landy.

Don't be so silly.

Hello.

Hello, is this Mr.

Stoutenburg speaking?

Hello, Mr.

Stoutenburg.

My name is Landy Trapp and I'm a volunteer with Mr.

Basso's office, and as I'm sure you know.

I wouldn't be caught dead voting for some creepy, crawly...

Not every phone calls a walk in the park, keep it up Landy.

And over here we have Mr.

Isaacs.

Hello, this entire operation is running things to his hard work.

I like Bridgette.

She's good at what she does, but one of the things that just grates my nerves is.

When I'm talking to you, I'm talking to you, you should listen to what

I'm saying and not be thinking about what you're going to say next.

I mean, simple mistakes happen that way.

I let her do the shirts for the Isaac students involvement

scholarship committee, and she ordered them without even letting

me see the designs for the shirts.

So you can see how that wouldn't have turned out right.

I mean, fuck.

It's not like I'm crazy or anything.

If we change them now.

We're letting the terrorists win.

You know, she means well and everything, but problem is, you know, nobody wants to

hear what a young Democrat activist has got to say, at least around these parts.

East Texas...

God's country, really.

Where the Bible belt begins and where your troubles end.

Let's see, there's Jacksonville, Henderson, Carthage where Bernie.

Tiede's from, Longview, Kilgore.

There's about a hundred of us lucky enough to be in the heart of the pine.

To actually be an East Texas city.

You don't have no six lane highways or high fivin' or any of that shit.

And you gotta have a jalapeño tree. And I mean, that's a must have.

East Texans don't have a lot of arrogance, but they do tend to be set in their ways.

Which makes it kind of tough if you're a Necrosapien, they're

somewhat narrow-minded people here, Not me and Pizza Pete's.

We support and welcome the Necrosapien community as we'd do everybody else.

They don't tip.

Yeah, they do.

Not to me.

You want to tip?

Get back there and get to making them damn pizzas if you value your damn job. Shit.

Pizza Pete's was first one to have flavored crust.

We inspired a generation of copy-cats.

Look, I need some refund or something, right.

We don't do refunds.

You better do refunds!

Dick!

Know what that is?

It's barbecue.

I ordered buffalo.

All right.

Buffalo punk!

Word of mouth!

Pizza Pete's has been proudly serving the Necrosapien community since

the first one walked in in 2004.

Start from the beginning.

It all happened when Dallas restaurant tycoon, Rooster Johnson,

took a business trip to Tokyo to test the results of breeding.

Blowfish as a means of consumption.

The Fugu Blowfish had been a popular dish in Japan for centuries,

but if not prepared correctly, it can be extremely toxic.

Japanese chef Hiraku Hamasaki had bred the Fugo Blowfish with

the White Spotted Puffer as a means to eliminate the toxicity.

Now, the success of this experiment would result in a million dollar industry.

Rooster Johnson wanted to be at the helm of it in America.

He consumed the crossbreed and experienced no immediate side effects

and had the new product shipped several of his restaurants in Dallas

and Houston without further testing.

He wanted to beat the competition, which meant sneaking the dish around the FDA.

It wasn't until a month later that he started noticing side effects,

increased heart rate, raised body temperature and reduced brain activity.

It soon became everything that George Romero movies had warned us about.

And by the time doctors had figured it out.

The cross breed of Blowfish had been served illegally to over 20,000

customers between Texas and Louisiana.

About half of the victims were able to come forward before their body had been

completely taken over by the Fugu Plague.

But that still left over 10,000 people.

Well, zombies, at the time, running around.

And they were violent.

The only way to limit this duration, is to apply decisive force.

The national guard was called the in.

And they were able to keep the epidemic from spreading out of the South.

All zombies that were captured without fatality were sent to an extension of the

maximum security prison in Huntsville.

When it was all said and done the epidemic had resulted in approximately

55,000 deaths and 40,000 live cases of Fugu Plague all under the roof of.

Huntsville's Fugu research center.

There were talks about burning the facility to the ground until a

young doctor out of Venezuela came forward with an experiment that could

reverse the effect on the victims.

My idea was that by taking a strand of their newly weaved DNA and repairing it

with that of a non-infectious counterpart, we could successfully, create a heavy

chain antibody that could combat the virus and eliminate the side effects.

After a long series of trial and error, we were able to eliminate

side effects in 90% of Fugu cases.

So the lab opened up a rehabilitation extension of the research center.

And with consistent doses of the therapy.

The first Necrosapien was released in 2003, from a medical standpoint they

were fully functioning human beings again

with minor medical setbacks.

God dammit!

Severe accounts of rage have been recorded in some cases.

It says right here, you serve breakfast all day.

That three-putt you has last hole was really inspiring.

You're gonna give me my fucking food.

I am calm.

This is calm.

Some of the more physical side effects were irreversible.

Dry, frail skin being the most obvious.

They bruise easily and they have poor blood cell production.

Meaning a cut or laceration can take much longer to heal.

Even the simplest wounds can result in a lifelong scar, but with that

said every day, we're learning more about the makeup of the disease and

becoming able to understand it further.

Our goal is to prevent our patients from living a life hindered by the.

Fugu side effects and to suppress the disease as best we can, since

that's all we can really accomplish

as of this point, Fugu survivors often have trouble making ends meet.

Benjamin already tore his ACL, man.

No, look, I read in the magazine.

All right, he's going to the fourth, Oh, you read it in a magazine?

He tweeted two days ago that he tore his ACL.

Hold on.

Hold on.

Let me change your real quick.

No, no, no.

I swear.

I just looked this up.

Respect the board!

Fucking zombie ass motherfucker.

Asshole.

Shut up.

Of course he's passing all of his classes.

He's an athlete.

What do you mean by that?

He's not taking astrophysics.

You see his tweet last week?

Yes.

He spelled college wrong, dude.

Collage is what he loves.

Maybe he just finished.

An art piece comprised of magazine cut-outs.

I don't, I don't think so.

Not a lot of the knowledge coming from his account.

Well, the thing about Jeremy is he's an easy target.

Being in the first Necrosapien athlete, uh, to actually

make some noise nationally.

It's, uh, that's pretty a big deal.

Last week I tweeted a picture of a gyro sandwich I got over at Pepper jacks.

You've never had it.

Your opinion's invalid.

You're an athlete!

Get yourself a man's meal!

And I don't want to pimp the kid out, but, uh, we need some sponsorship around here.

You see that?

Fucking Booster club.

Got a show down the road.

I need a car to get me there.

You should go.

Cause it's close and you can use a change in atmosphere.

Come on girls.

We get loose and you just set down your hair, shout out to those folks

who came when nobody seemed to care.

No.

So we can afford some quality gear like this

my players have to go door to door selling wrapping paper every Christmas.

Can you imagine unwrapping your Christmas present and getting this?

Hey, fuck you Santa.

A bunch of 50 year old menopausal women sitting around trying to come up with

ideas about how to run a baseball team.

Give me a Fucking break.

You know what?

TSU tacky, stupid and ugly.

The shitty university.

Those fucking bitches.

It's adjustable, but the things are stuck together.

Then they say don't bite the hand that feeds you, but...

You can have that shit.

I've been approached by today shows and, and sport interviews that all

want a special interview for me, but I've turned them all down because

all I want to do is play baseball.

That's it.

Nothing else.

And if you don't like you don't like Southland Conference subdivisional.

Cougar baseball at Travis State!

I keep telling him it's gonna give him a heart attack one day.

He doesn't listen to me.

Look at this.

Like he, he likes this.

He likes this.

It's disgusting.

I don't know.

Don't tell him I said this, but like, a human fat and like butterfat.

Hey, how was work?

Okay.

Same ol', same ol'.

I did have a film crew following me today.

Well, I hope you're hungry for spaghetti.

I always am, yeah, right.

You know, you can cook whenever you feel like it.

Oh, Hey.

You know, now you've had a long day.

Don't worry about dinner.

I'll cook.

I'll do the dishes for you.

It was fun.

Thank you.

Looks good.

Thanks.

It's almost ready.

Well, Keith and I met and we started dating in high school.

A Zombie goes to your school?

He just moved here.

This is some bullshit.

Against my father's wishes.

That's it.

You're grounded.

You can't date anybody now.

You can't do that, we're going to prom together.

You are not going anywhere.

We went to prom together and everything, and then I followed him to college.

Hm.

Axe'm Jacks!

Uh, yeah, so I double majored in finance and accounting.

And you got what?

An MRS Degree, that what you got?

I majored in education.

What did, what is MRS?

Isn't she cute?

What was MRS?

Oh, yeah, oh, Mrs.

You're so fucking funny.

Funny.

It's funny.

Yeah, he got his degree in ASS.

I did get my degree in ASS, then I use it a lot.

Not that impressive.

Anyways, that I guess is a good a segue as I'm going to get into

what I was going to say next.

About two months ago, Keith and I decided to start trying to have a baby.

Well, I don't know if I'd call it trying, but you know, Oh,

we, we stopped not trying.

A lot.

Heavens to Betsy.

If you thought the Fugu virus was contagious, you should see

the energy around this place.

There's really something transcendent when you get a group of individuals committing

to a cause greater than themselves.

You guys have eight blocks.

From Martin Luther King Boulevard to Shady Oaks.

Wait by all the pawn shops?

Remember guys, don't take no for an answer.

I have you until 2:00, right?

Yup.

Awesome.

Let's get going.

Have you given any thought as to which of Dan basso's

policies intrigued you the most?

I don't know.

You know you're almost old enough to be a registered voter, right?

What?

You are the future of America.

Being an educated voter is of the utmost importance.

I know.

Okay then.

Let's do some educating,

Noah comes to us from a Christian prep school.

I'm guessing he doesn't venture out of his comfort zone too often.

That's something I definitely want to change.

You know, show him the world from a different point of view.

Hi, my name is Bridgette, and this is Noah.

And we're here to get some feedback on this upcoming election.

This November Dan Basso is running for governor and he's counting on your vote.

Would you like to give some input... Is that the zombie fella?

Yes.

Dan basso is a Necrosapien.

Zombies?

I don't trust them.

Ever since I caught one stealing copper off the church's AC unit.

Damn vandals.

I wish they'd try that on my AC unit.

The only Periodic element they'll get it led.

From a bullet or something?

No, from a pencil!

Well, I got my CHL and my granddaddy's gun collection.

You can bet your ass.

I'll be ready for that second apocalypse.

Alright.

I think we got it.

That bad ass enough for you?

Yeah, very, because I got my bow and arrow right over there.

I can put it on too.

Oh, okay.

Well, would you like a Dan Basso lawn sign, maybe a

shirt or a bumper sticker, or

what are you doing?

Go.

Run, run, run.

Jim, what are you still doing here?

Not a day goes by where I don't ask myself that same thing.

You were supposed to pick Bonnie up from debate an hour ago.

I Thought she had debate on Tuesdays and tutoring was on Mondays.

Nope.

Debate's on Monday.

What the hell dad?

I had to walk all the way from the park and the Jameson's dog

started biting at my ankle.

Where did you learn to talk like that?

I don't know what the hell she's talking about.

You should learn to watch what you say around her.

She's still sweet.

Unlike... mom!

Mom, have you seen my pink halter top?

No, I haven't.

Dad?

Yeah.

I wore it to work yesterday.

That's not funny, dad.

I have a date tonight.

With who?

Hi, Brett.

Hello, Jim.

Go home Brett, you're not taking my daughter out on that Harley of yours.

Come on, Jim.

I have her back by 8:00.

8:00?

It's already 7:30.

Yeah.

Should give us a little more than 12 hours.

You know Dad, you really should warm up to Brett because

not now, honey

after I graduate, we're moving in together.

Over my dead body.

Shows like this stuff I find really offensive.

You know, it's everything that's offensive every type of stereotype you can think

of that we just want to eliminate.

I mean, yeah.

Yeah.

You know, I mean, I know of a few Necrosapiens that have been able to

make it into Hollywood, but there really haven't been any that have

represented us, you know, the way, the way we want to be represented.

Other than that stupid show.

I mean, there's you okay, actors, I guess, you know, most of them just wind up

being extras in, you know, zombie movies.

Yeah.

He's not even a real Necrosapien.

Can you tell me a little bit about the movie?

No, no, no, no, I can't.

It's just this piece of shit action star.

Nice car, man.

Get that camera out of my face, man.

He prances around and all these zombie films.

Oh, I see.

They don't pay you good.

Puts makeup on his face, cashes in is big paycheck.

Get that fucking camera out of my face!

Death Juice push me.

He is zero.

He's Tom Cruise with no personality.

I mean, but the clip will speak for itself.

All right.

Well, let's roll that clip.

Death Juice, Xavier Hayes!

Does he think, or does he know?

Knows Definitely.

He's here.

That's impossible.

I saw him die, I'm going down like this.

Shut up.

Do you even remember where parked?

Who's thirsty?

Death Mode initiated.

Target locked.

Let's top you off.

Dudley.

Are you offended?

I'm offended, what kind of fucking question is that?

Have you heard of it, Johnny?

Nah.

Who's that?

What you know, damn well, what is that like a household name or something?

It is my house.

Sounds like a shitty porn star to me.

Oh, I get it.

Playing stupid in front of the camera.

Wait, wait, wait.

I guess I better get you hard, then.

Are you kidding me?

Johnny Flesh is always stiff.

Let the madness begin.

Let's do it.

But would you draft him?

Would I draft him 21 stolen basis and a nine game hit streak?

Isn't that impressive.

Chet, please.

I'd like to see you swing... I listened to your soliloquy with open ears.

Let's go down the streak game by game.

All right.

Game one, Holland bats one of four with a single.

Game two Holland bats one of five with a single and a stolen base

game three, two of five with a double and a single and three

strikeouts are you sensing a pattern?

So what's Moneyball, right?

He gets on base.

He can barely hit it out of the infield.

This a streak is luck with the occasional hit happening nine times in a row.

Michael P I'm not drafting.

What?

He's an average hitter at best with wheels.

Guys like that are a dime a dozen.

Chet I'm leaving.

I'm picking the same guy late in the draft who won't bring so

many distractions to my team.

Distractions?

Chet care, to elaborate?

It's no secret that Jeremy Holland trying not only to be the first Necrosapien

in the MLB, but the first one is all a professional sports, has baggage.

He's a media target.

Whatever.

I mean, the media hounds him, you said earlier, he's under a microscope.

And to me, that kind of attention presents distractions in the locker room.

It can destroy team chemistry, a speedster with an occasional single

doesn't get to bring that kind of baggage to my baseball team.

All right.

Jeremy Holland, quite the polarizing figure of next LeBron Superbowl pick.

More after this.

No, no, we're not married.

We just lived together.

Don't tell my grandma.

I mean, yeah, it sucks that legally we're not married, but we don't,

we don't let that bother us.

I mean, Necrosapien marriage is only legal in Iowa.

I think.

The only thing we can do is vote for Basso and continue living our lives.

In my heart he's my husband.

And I'm fine with that.

Yeah.

We catch people staring a lot.

I mean, what can you do?

I like to see it as their problem, not ours.

If they want to let us ruin their day, that's their choice.

I know one day the law is going to catch up with the times and

people will recognize the fact that we're husband and wife, but

until that day comes, we're fine.

We were supposed to leave 30 minutes ago.

Let's go.

Uh, we are on our way to the doctor.

It's been about four months and we've gotten nothing.

So I made, I made us an appointment at a fertility clinic try to figure out

why there's nothing, cooking down there.

Oh yeah.

Well said.

Keith Taylor.

Keith and Sarah, right?

Yes.

She's Sarah.

Ah, yes.

Uh, I have been looking very closely at your charts and Sarah, there is

absolutely nothing wrong with you.

The issue, however, with the fertilization might be a condition called varicocele.

Keith, do you know what that is?

Uh, uh, no, no, I don't.

Okay.

When you acquired the virus some years ago, uh, this probably

developed, it's a very common issue with Necrosapiens, such as yourself.

And basically it's varicose veins of the balls.

Hm.

Yeah.

Your balls.

And so, as a result of that, uh, the increased blood flow to the

scrotum, it raises the temperature.

And because of that, uh, you often will have decreased sperm

production, and possible motility.

Does that make sense?

Hm.

Okay.

Anyway, uh, let me ask you this, have you now, or at any time had

issues with sperm production?

I don't think so.

Yes.

I see.

There are surgeries for this, uh, and I don't mean to alarm you,

but, uh, there's still a decent chance that you can get a right.

You've been at this four months, right?

Yeah, that's right.

Yeah.

Four months.

Okay.

Well, Rome was not built in a day.

Yeah, I guess not.

It wasn't.

My recommendation.

Y'all keep trying that's about all you can do right now.

Okay.

Well, we don't.

Yeah, that's alright.

Thank you doctor.

Not a problem.

Any time.

Come on baby.

Let's go.

I'm tired of staring at that asshole.

Which one?

Good evening from channel 11 news.

Our top story tonight, most of you have heard that the battle of.

Necrosapien marriage was taken to the streets of East Texas.

More specifically, the streets owning a Mr.

Pippin's Chicken, Fred.

That's right, Dina.

Earlier this week, CEO and Carthage native Arnold Pippin stated in an

interview that he was a supporter of traditional marriage and didn't believe.

Necrosapiens had the right to marry.

Well it's stated in the Bible who soever touches the body of any man that is dead

defileith the tabernacle of the Lord.

And who am I to argue with the Lord?

In response, hundreds of Necrosapiens gathered in front of Mr.

Pippin's Chicken across the pine curtain and protest.

We boycott this.

Okay.

You paid for them, right?

Yes.

We did pay for that.

We paid for it.

We also stomped it out.

Give us the thing.

We going to go buy some chicken nuggets right now?

How much money you got?

The man, he knows what he's talking about and he knows his chicken.

Pippin supporters for just as vocal.

It's just it's unnatural.

It was only 10 years ago they were eating people.

Can you imagine if Sylvia came home with a Necrosapien on her arm?

Right?

I know it's Adam and Eve, Adam and Eve, not Adam and...

You want to quote the Bible, how about treat others the

way you want to be treated.

Necrosapiens, get treated like second class citizens on a daily basis.

And for you to address them as such is an abomination that only goes

to show your lack of knowledge, compassion and innovation.

Oh, and your chicken tastes like shit.

As you can see some rustled feathers, Dina, and get this at the end of the day,

their protests were met with defeat as Mr.

Pippin's Chicken reported their sales at 17% higher than projected.

I guess it's true.

What they say, Dina, any publicity is good...

Oh shit.

Y'all were serious.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And I think we woke up your roommates.

Yeah, man.

Well, he ate my Pops Tarts yesterday, so fuck him.

Yo, let's get to work.

Trick or Treat.

Hey kids, what are you guys?

I'm Luigi.

I'm a princess.

Um, it's okay, go ahead and say, what, what are you?

Hey kids.

How about we come and get some candy?

Huh?

There you go.

You're welcome.

She wasn't worth it, baby.

It's Okay.

Bitch.

What's up my bro, my necro.

What's Good, man?

I haven't seen this since the Keenan's Halloween.

Halloween.

Hey, Wesley and Woody, bro.

I can hear Jimmy though.

I can hear.

My necro.

What up Zombie?

What the duck you just say?

Oh, is he?

Let him speak for himself.

He's a fucking grown man.

He's cool, man.

He's cool.

Cool.

I'm sorry.

Didn't mean to offend you.

Sorry.

I had a few.

That's cool.

We should go to Annex.

Oh yeah, bro.

Look, let me finish up here and I'll meet you out there.

All right.

Okay.

All right.

Cool.

This place dead.

Anyway.

The internet says that aren't pretty much in the slump, which really means

that sports media just needed a headline.

I mean, I guess my last five games haven't really been my best.

But still let's not jump to conclusions.

All right.

Hey at real Jeremy Holland, hashtag zombie kill of the week

goes to your batting average.

Alright.

Alright.

That's funny.

Jeremy Holland is so ugly, bro.

That Swiss cheese face, bro.

At real Jeremy Holland is a fart muncher.

This guy can't even spell man.

What's with the hype with at real Jeremy Holland.

He's not even that good.

Fuck that guy.

Oh god.

That's not creepy.

Come on guys.

Excuse me, excuse me, sorry.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Talk to me, Keith.

So Phil, our traveling salesman, he called in sick this morning.

So they asked me to step in and do the presentation that he was

supposed to give today for the board.

And.

Uh, I think I'm ready.

I think it's gonna go pretty good.

I'm just really exhausted today.

Sarah and I have been going, you had it double duty a lot lately.

The doctor He told us to really just keep working at it.

So I'm in know I'm hammering that away, but, um, I'd be lying if I didn't say

that I was really exhausted and I'm pretty stressed out and worried about today.

Keep the chin up and hope that it gets better.

Wish me luck?

So at the end of the day, I think we can all rest and sleep soundly knowing that

our services are keeping your company running and we're going to help you

uh, integrate your applications and your content into your

company's existing infrastructure.

So, uh, and plus we have a great savvy team of warriors in, uh,

they're going to be there for any of your customer service needs.

Yes, sir.

I have a colleague, um, whose company is partners, um, with

your branch in Corpus Christi.

And he often tells me.

That he's disappointed in the customer service aspect of your company.

My question is, do you guys operate under the same code of conduct?

What, what if you're warriors?

Um, aren't able to satisfy my needs?

A condition called vericocele.

What if you don't satisfy me as a customer?

I don't think so.

Why wouldn't I be able to satisfy you?

I'm asking is, am I just out of luck if your unit's unable to perform?

Yeah, your balls.

Not that impressive.

My unit?

My, our warriors are more than capable of meeting any of your needs.

Yeah, we've got a much higher, a much better, uh, ways and means, I guess

you could say in judging in and in our hiring of our customer service.

I know what you're talking about with our Corpus Christi group and

they operate under a much lower criteria of hiring and we have a

much, much better criteria of hiring.

Are we are, are, we can satisfy you are my unit.

My, we can satisfy, we're... we're just different.

I mean, that's, we're different.

Okay.

Thanks.

Yeah.

We'll call you.

Yeah, so we didn't get signed,

Chicken tastes like shit, like shit, like shit.

Um, I'm a volunteer here and I'm new.

I really don't appreciate the tone.

Baby.

Hey baby, you have a little hummus on your cheek.

Is it gone?

Uh, could you sign my paper?

My mom's going to be here soon.

Um, you wrote four hours for today.

You've only worked three and a half.

Here's a one, one pitch.

This one's leaving the yard.

She cares a lot about her cause.

She's a tireless fighter, She can come off just a little intense

sometimes, but we need someone.

Yes.

No, I'm just doing this interview.

Yes.

Just making sure.

Okay.

I'll get back to work as soon as I finish the interview.

I have you until six.

Remember?

I know.

And I only sign up for hours, spent working.

And so does your parole officer.

I was holding that for a friend.

I know I can come off as a bitch.

Trust me, I'm well aware, but nothing would get done around here if I held

everyone's hand and coddled them.

Do you want to do goof off?

Okay.

Play with the Mitch McDonald Republican party puppet.

My job here isn't to make friends.

Bridgette was bullied a lot as a child growing up is hard enough as it is,

and with the sudden loss of her father.

And Bridgette was daddy's little girl and a tomboy for days.

Yeah.

She didn't cope well at all.

Right.

I gotta hand it to her though.

She's the strongest woman.

I know.

And I'm proud of that.

Oh, I forgot about these, Oh, look at these.

Oh, Rick used to take Bridgette out to the gun range and shoot

their pistols and revolvers.

Hell he'd even go out back sometimes.

You know, he wasn't the best husband at times, but I tell you what he

nailed the whole father thing.

He really knocked it out of the park.

That's strike three for Holland, which makes 0-2 today as the slump continues.

And on a day when the Scouts are in attendance.

They are?

They're in the parking lot selling thin mints.

What do you think this is an open mic?

Just having a little fun here.

Just pretend to be professional.

Broadcasting with a big dip in your mouth is real professional.

Oh, Whoa.

Jeremy Maurice Holland.

Hope the scouts didn't hear that one.

Want to try again?

No, I cannot be late for work.

Just tell them you got a flat tire.

Come on.

What's that supposed to mean?

Nothing.

Just-I can't, baby I'm going to be late for work, please.

I can't be late for work this week.

I told you about this.

There's a promotion.

I can't, I can't do this again.

Okay.

That's fine.

Whatever.

Look, I want talk about this right now, right?

No, it's not just, just go to work.

Go work.

Go.

It's fine.

I don't care.

I got the memo.

Congratulations, Mr.

Vice president.

You're going to do great.

Well, thanks.

You know what?

Uh, we're going to have a barbecue this weekend, uh... Do

you have a pool at your house?

No, we don't have a pool, but the neighbors do.

I'm going to try and see, and we don't really have like an open door policy...

Dear Globalware employees, we are pleased to announce that effective

immediately salesmen Phil Elder has been promoted to vice president of sales.

Vice president of vice president preside... Phil joined Globalware two months ago,

I've been at Globalware for about two and a half years now, it's rough sometimes.

You don't satisfy me.

Please join us in celebrating his promotion... shut up Carl...

And months of hard work.

Sincerely.

I mean, that's bullshit.

Right?

What you saw?

Phil couldn't sell a house to a homeless man.

But a homeless guy doesn't have money to buy a house.

That's why he's homeless.

Know what.

Kevin, just keep on eating those pot pies.

Okay.

I mean, they're just doing wonders.

Jerry.

Can we leave the cameras outside?

No, no camera stay.

Alright.

No, get settled guys.

What's this about.

Okay.

I think you owe me an explanation as to why Phil got the promotion over me.

Look, that's a very inappropriate question and quite frankly, above your pay grade.

No, I've been here six months longer than him.

I put in twice the amount of numbers and ever since Todd announced that he was

leaving, I've done nothing, but work my fingers to the bone to get this promotion.

Oh, look, I know you're upset.

Alright.

But corporate and I thought that we needed a VP that could professionally represent

the company and given your numbers, you know, we wanted to leave you in a

situation where the company would succeed.

I mean Keith, you're dynamite on the phones.

You're basically telling me that I'm in a dead end position.

You're leaving no place to succeed.

No, it's not a dead end job.

Alright, great.

Then where's my promotion.

Well, now that you mention it, there is something that the head

honchos and I were discussing

a great opportunity for you.

How would you like to head our diversity initiative?

You know, we have so many groups now, you know, we want to look to their

internal and external needs and we thought that, uh, you'd be someone

that could spearhead this for us.

I mean, it's not exactly a pay raise, um, but there's some perks.

Yeah, you get to go to Paris twice a year.

France?

France or Texas.

Hello, I'm Dan Basso and I'm proud of who I am.

What I'm not proud of is that we live in a state where freedom of speech

is celebrated, but Necrosapiens cannot participate in marriage.

As governor I'll put an end to McDonald's war on marriage.

You know, I think some of us have forgotten the Texas motto.

Friendship.

Together

we can be friends again.

I'm Dan Basso and I approve this message.

Brett, have you seen the Dan Basso commercial?

I thought you'd never ask.

You know, I'm not a Republican or a Democrat.

I, I come from a crazy place where we, uh, um, you listen to both sides

of an issue before we take a stance, but man, Bassos PR team is slacking.

What I'm not proud of is that we live in a state where

freedom of speech is celebrated.

Yikes.

At word, for word verbatim.

That's what it said.

Let that sink in.

How un-American is that?

I mean, it's not like they caught them off guard or anything, Kenny.

Brett I know you were never going to be voting for Basso.

No, never in my life.

I am an avid Mitch McDonald fan.

I got the, got the, a yard sign and everything.

Until some greasy, libtard SOB ripped it out.

Really?

I'll get to that another time though, we got our question of the day caller.

1510 KTPR.

You are the question caller of the day.

What is your question?

Mine's a two-parter.

Okay.

First part, where do you get off putting your right wing horse

crap words, in Dan Basso's mouth?

He never said he opposed freedom of speech.

In fact, if you quoted the entire sentence, you'd see he was taking

the two issues and exploiting them for their hypocrisy.

Since we're going to be talking about hypocrisy, and I take

it you're a Basso supporter.

So, let me go ahead and ask this.

Um, Dan Basso is for gun control.

That's not a question.

Well, let me finish.

Oh, we're letting each other finish sentences now?

Can we have a mature conversation please, lady?

It would be the first I heard on this station, but I'm game.

My, my question is was how is gun control gonna lower crime

rates when it is proven...

Guns are dangerous, Kenny.

They kill people.

You're not listening.

Several cities have banned firearms and then they reversed

the ban because the crime rate skyrocketed no guns equals crime.

Guns equals safe, sweetheart.

Don't mock me.

We'll be less mockable.

For real though.

How can you look at all these facts and ignore them?

Are your heads so far up Basso's ass that you ignore every fallacy he promotes?

Is it absolutely impossible to support the guy without committing to

everything he says, uh, I I'm hell you know, I'm leaning towards McDonald.

I don't agree with this Necrosapien marriage stance, but these

two people represent millions.

Let's not be their sheeple.

Hello?

She hung up.

Really?

About 20 seconds ago.

You didn't say anything.

You were on one of those Kenny Curbo rants I love so much.

How mature.

Runaway from the truth.

And way to curse on the air.

We can say ass.

Tally whacker.

We might be able to say that too.

Why not?

We all got one.

We'll end it at that we're going to talk sports next.

After the break, this is 1510KTTR, the rant.

The rant!

Holland!

You're a Mama's boy!

There he is.

Look alive holland!

As far as his draft status goes, he's done in my book.

Just stop.

A hundred percent Vanessa, Jeremy Holland, you know what?

If Jeremy Holland gets drafted, I'll wear his jersey around and

parade it around the studio.

Whoa, can we get this in the archives?

Burn on a DVD because I wanna hold you to that Chet.

Please do, because it ain't happening.

I'm about to take off my mic and leave.

When's lunch?

Is the pizza guy here?

I'm not wasting a pick on a runner who can't hit and now he's

proven he's got a temper problem.

Temper problem?

The guy made one mistake.

What happens when a fan heckles him in the pros?

You think his temper is going to go away?

He's proven it.

You can't sit here and deny it's a part of him.

I think it's a good time to take a break.

Yeah, I agree.

Coming up next, Johnny Football's top five rappers.

Oh man.

Dear Gerald you giant sack of shit.

Please accept this letter.

As my formal resignation from Globalware as effective of November 21st, 2016.

Although I mentally checked out last week.

I have enjoyed my time at Globalware.

Not true, and I appreciate everything I've learned about corporate politics.

If I can assist in the transition or hiring process over the next

two weeks, please let me know.

I've been stealing toner and colored cartridges for months now.

Thank you again for the opportunity to work at Globalware.

Typo.

And again, I apologize for the break room incident.

You know what fuck it.

Sincerely.

Keith Taylor.

I mean, I'm not going to lead some sort of diversity initiative.

I mean, This completely defeats the purpose of the diversity.

I mean, that's exactly why Morgan Freeman doesn't support black history month.

Morgan Freeman.

I didn't realize I was married to Morgan Freeman.

Funny.

I don't know what they expect.

I'm not going to be their poster boy for diversity.

Okay.

That's exactly what I'm telling corporate when they call me next month.

Ooh, sticking it to corporate.

Bad ass alert .Though, you know, he could use the extra money

if we ended up having to adopt.

Come on.

We discussed this already.

I mean, we just agreed not to talk about this until the end of the year.

No, I mean, can you blame me?

It's a lingering thought.

It's been like six months.

Can we at least open the floor up for this discussion?

We shouldn't just push it off.

Do we have to talk about this here?

All right.

If we're going to fight about it, can please do it in private.

It doesn't have to be a fight, Keith.

I'm sorry.

All right.

But just, I would really like to just have a nice meal.

Just not think about anything.

Talk about something else.

Fine.

I'm going to the bathroom.

So I was taking just this beautiful girl out for dinner.

She, uh, had the most amazing blue eyes, a great smile and, uh,

heard about this awesome Japanese place down the road from my work.

So go and pick her up and we go down there and I was just so nervous and I, I ordered

the first thing I recognized on the menu.

It was uhhh

blowfish.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Um, I'm one of those guys.

One of the OGs.

But did she put out?

Kevin, that is inappropriate?

What it's a fair question?

I mean, I, I leaned in for a kiss, but she, she pulled back.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Uh, I was over at Pizza Pete's and I ordered a tasty Buffalo chicken pizza.

I was just going to chow down on that all day.

So I got to pick it up.

I pay him the money and they gave me the pizza.

I looked in the box, you know, just to make sure.

Cause sometimes there are mistakes.

Lo and behold, there was, it was a barbecue pizza.

Brought it up to him and they show me the receipt.

And the receipt was marked a barbecue chicken so there's

nothing they could do about it.

And I mean, I was on the phone, man.

I said, Buffalo.

Buffalo.

Did you react calmly?

It could have been calmer.

All right.

Now, Stephanie, I want you to be the cashier and Edward I want you

to go through the event, but I want you to react in an appropriate way.

Yes, girl.

Yes.

Oh my gosh.

It's so cheap.

Yeah.

If they were 35 cents like I got them.

Pick up for ed.

Yeah.

Hold on girl.

There's this creepy guy staring at me.

So I'm have to call you back in a little bit.

Okay.

Bye.

Love you.

Ed?

Here you go.

Okay.

Thank you.

Oh, here you go.

Very much.

Oh, Hey.

Yeah.

Sorry.

There's a, there's a bit of a problem here.

No, I don't want to be that guy, but, uh, I ordered a buffalo chicken.

This is, well, this is barbecue.

I'm sorry, sir.

We don't do refunds.

I ordered a Buffalo chicken.

This is, this is barbecue.

It's it wouldn't be a refund.

It would be doing the right thing.

Sorry, sir.

It's our company policy.

We can't do refunds.

Not what I ordered though.

Um, is there any way I could make a trade?

I'm sorry, sir.

It's our company policy.

This isn't what I ordered though.

I think I would know.

What I ordered and what I ordered was buffalo chicken.

Edward.

Is there a manager I can speak to?

Sure.

What seems to be the problem, sir?

Problem is I ordered a buffalo chicken pizza, and what I got

instead is a barbecue chicken pizza.

Now maybe they sound alike maybe on the phone I said the wrong thing, but can

I please get the thing that I ordered?

Yeah, we don't do refunds here.

Mother fucker.

Can I please get the thing that I ordered!

Listen here, sugar britches.

We don't don't do fucking refunds.

Mother fucker!

I'll kill you!

I'll kill you all!

Get him down!

Get him down!

You're all dead!

I've been working with Necrosapiens for about eight years now.

And I've seen a lot.

These people come from all around Texas and Louisiana to take part in this,

this therapy, I guess you could call it.

We had fighters with stress issues, anger issues, sex issues, and people

who are flat out sick and tired of being ostracized by the world.

Because I'm a minority in a minority.

Um, bitch, please.

We offer support and encouragement.

And sometimes that's all a human being needs to keep on living.

Oh, bad news folks, looks like the game has been called due to rain.

The good news is.

We're going to see a doubleheader this Saturday.

Your Batting average,

hashtag overrated.

Zombie be kill of the week...

I've called him a lightweight.

I don't think he's going to make it.

Cheapskate booster club...

What's up coach, Oh, Whoa.

I didn't even see you there, with your, you know

shut up, sit down.

Jeremy you wanna tell me what's going on?

Come on, coach.

Come on, what?

Son you haven't been yourself lately.

Look at you.

I don't even recognize you anymore.

And I'm not even talking about the field.

That's a whole another subject.

It's like, you don't want to be here anymore.

Do you?

Look

it's not just baseball.

Alright.

It's everything else.

Like what?

I can't go in the public without being, being criticized or

heckled or praised man, like...

Son you're going to have to develop thicker skin.

Okay.

And what I mean by that?

You can't take what the fans say personally.

You understand?

Son you're a national sensation.

And people are jealous of that.

They want to see you fail .And you attack a fan.

You're playing right into their hands.

That's exactly what they want you to do.

Look at me.

You are better than that.

What do you want to get?

Let's get 50 Shades of Grey.

Yeah.

Okay.

Fine.

What do you want?

Oh, I don't know.

Has the new Fincher film come out yet?

Ooh, Wrong Turn 6.

What is that?

You've never seen the Wrong Turn movies?

Oh, they're so they're so bad.

It's like, you know, typical horror movie, the kids get lost in the woods

and then, um, but then they run into these like hillbilly, like cannibals.

It's so stupid.

It's... it's bad, but it's... it's funny.

Yeah.

Hillbilly cannibals.

What's the big deal?

They're zombies.

They're not

they're not zombies.

You wanna watch a zombie film.

Oh God.

It's not a zombie movie.

What do you call it?

It's just a stupid horror movie.

It's not a zombie movie.

Alright.

Yeah.

Okay.

Yeah.

All right.

So we can watch Wolf of wall street and we can see 74 pairs of tits and that's okay,

but we can watch a stupid horror movie.

It's not even remotely the same thing, they're not zombie movies.

You know what?

I'm so tired of the self righteous crap, Cry me river full of

zombie tears, I'm so sick of it.

It's stupid.

Just do whatever you want.

How about, how about you get whatever the fuck you want.

I'm the one with the temper, right?

What are you doing?

I want to go for a drive.

I just want to go for a drive by myself.

I don't really want to be with you at the moment, and I don't

think you need to be with me.

I think we just need to take a second.

Really?

Fine.

Have a great night.

How about you, new girl?

What's your story?

I don't have a story.

Surely you have a good reason for being here.

And I know I'm not the only one wondering what that reason is.

What's your name?

Bridgette.

Okay, Bridgette, some of us would like to know what you're feeling.

What am I feeling?

Anxiety, anger, frustration, helpless.

So helpless.

I feel like no matter how hard I try, I never make a difference.

And how would you want to make a difference?

Well, I'm really into politics.

I work at the Dan Basso volunteer center in Henderson.

I knew it.

You're that girl off that, the TV!

The Mr.

Pippin's Chicken girl.

You made a fool out of yourself.

I was fighting an injustice.

Excuse me.

Do you honestly think that necrosapiens shouldn't have the right to marriage?

Of course not.

You don't think, I believe that.

I mean, Mr. Pippin, he's going to say and do whatever he feels like.

Even if it pisses you off.

I mean, it's the first amendment.

I agree with that.

We have to choose our battles.

I mean, that news coverage made us look like a bunch of savages.

And going tit for tat, with Mr.

Pippin ain't worth it.

But I'll tell you what he makes a mean bird.

She's right.

The sauce?

That sauce is the bomb.

How can you guys defend a man like Mr.

Pippin?

We're in the middle of a war.

Have some goddamn self-respect.

Nobody is at war.

Fuck you!

Bridgette, you mentioned earlier, anxiety, anger, helplessness.

These are all emotions associated with stress.

Now I want you to forget about politics for a while.

Do you have a hobby?

I don't know.

Well, try harder.

Try to take that activity and embrace surely there's something you can

turn to peace just for a moment.

Did I ever tell you why I never went pro?

Yeah.

Uh, your shoulder.

Yeah, my shoulder best thing ever happened in my career.

You know, me and my brother, Jim, we were called up to go and play for the Marlins.

AAA, back in 92, two brothers out of Carthage, going to Miami

well we were celebrities back home, let me tell you.

Now Carthage is a lot different than Miami.

We fell into the light life.

Oh my God.

Parties, drinking, women.

Ooh.

And we started showing up to practice hung over, started

showing up to games, hung over.

It just got worse.

And then, uh, one night Jim and a bunch of his buddies out

drinking all night in a car

right off of 95 overpass, killed them all.

Well I was devastated.

I didn't think I was going to be able to get over it.

Team gave me a couple of weeks off and I didn't even try.

I just, I drank every day.

I couldn't get over it.

And instead of being out there and trying to play for, for Jim and play for

myself and the love of the sport, I just sat around and felt sorry for myself.

Shoulders was the excuse I got to use for why I was cut.

Saved my ass.

You understand what I'm saying?

I want to show you something,

take a look at that.

We going to be somebody Jeremy, but we let everything get in the way of baseball.

No, I don't tell a lot of people that story.

Actually, Jeremy's the first player to ever hear it.

I'm glad he did.

I, uh, I look at him and I see myself...

I'm reminded of myself when I was 20.

I really hope he makes better decisions than I did.

God, I'd like to be watching him on TV for the next 20 years.

And I know my brother Jim would too.

Fucking bitches.

Mom, have you seen my pink halter top?

No, I haven't.

Dad?

Yeah, I wore it to work yesterday.

Yeah.

You caught her a little skirmish back there.

I swear, man.

You should see her when the cameras aren't rolling.

I mean, whatever.

I just needed to be alone for an hour.

Just take a few deep breaths.

And that's when I remembered our favorite video store was having one of those

we're going out of business sales.

I don't know.

It's a good one.

They're never going to let you get away with this.

You're a dead man Ramsay.

Join the club.

I guess I'm whipped.

What can I say?

Just leave it at that.

There was something actually from my childhood that brought me peace.

I remember as a kid, my dad would do fun things and turns out

shooting a gun is a real stress reliever and an adrenaline rush too.

I never really had a hobby before, but I'm willing to give this one a...

Yes.

Can you sign my sheet?

Looks like you were done.

These 40 hours flew by fast, huh.

You know, I think Basso stance on standardized testing was my favorite.

Oh yeah.

Yeah.

I mean, why should students learn for tests instead of their actual potential?

I also read that schools receive money based on their

standardized... Are you ready to go?

Our rides here.

Yeah, let's go.

See you next week.

Yeah.

Lucky girl.

That's how you get on second base swing and a miss by Holland, strike one.

You know, I'd like to point out that we have a season high 78 cougars

in attendance today, and all of us are eager to see J-Holl can shake

his slump and forget that incident he had with the fan last week.

Are you referring to the incident that we were specifically

told not to talk about today?

Since you brought it up.

I thought I saw that same fan on the prowl after yesterday's game.

And the 0-1 pitch from Clayton.

Catches Holland looking at a beautiful sinker down and way.

Count is 0-2.

And just a reminder folks today's doubleheader is brought to you

online courtesy of Pizza Pete's.

So hang onto your ticket stubs and receive half off on any medium one topic pizza.

Oh, this one's going deep into right field.

Haulin' down that baseline.

Holland rounds two.

Oh and it hits the wall.

Here it comes.

Walk off inside the park.

The throw is not in time.

Keep those tickets stubs kiddies, Daddy's bringing home Pizza Pete's.

The first pick in the MLB draft, the Florida Marlins select Jacob.

I don't have any management experience, but I'm a quick

learner and very adaptable.

In fact, if you look at last year's numbers, you'll see that

mine were unaffected by our new sales regulation set in April.

I'm the only salesman in Carthage who could say that.

Pull!

With the second pick in the MLB draft, the Chicago Cubs select Ethan Carthright.

We're usually a little leery about hiring somebody without management experience.

But in this case, I'm going to move forward with your application.

Can't judge a book by its cover, right?

Early polls indicate that State Senator Basso to have the slight edge.

Going to Mexico folks.

Taxes and fights and nagging about the cleaning, and now we get to do it.

Now I can't promise peace and prosperity overnight, but I can

and I will take the right steps to gain the momentum to resurrect the

pride and honor our state demands.

Yes, sir.

With the 11th pick in the MLB draft the Houston Astros select Jeremy Holland.

Chet, I didn't think you'd do it.

Purple looks good on you.

I like it.

We are the lonestar state, but we must act together.

Together we can live again.

I got a barbecue chicken.

Which I guess is okay in the long run.

In the grand scheme of things, I guess it's not really bothering

anyone, but if it's not too much of an inconvenience I swear to God, it

was Buffalo and it would be nice if I could maybe get that traded out.

Here you go.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Cool.