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You're not disappointed you got me instead of Mr. Windsor? It's fantastic

able to talk to somebody who's actually from China.

You know how important my career is to me. I got through it for you, and for my

dad, who, by the way, thinks he could be the youngest head in Scotland.

Yeah, your dad's been very kind.

Yeah, yeah.

If none of that was to happen, well, he'd be so disappointed.

Running any type of budget, from household bills to a whole school.

Tough decisions still have to be made.

Stuff like that they should teach in schools.

Hey, why don't we?

Get your six into two teams, give them each a budget, see how they manage it.

Like the apprentice?

Exactly.

Bye.

Seven.

48.

49.

50.

I'm impressed.

Yes, the apprentice competition today. You've got to be on top of my game.

I'd wear your flip -flops. That bathroom was disgusting.

I've got ginger hairs all over my shower mitts.

And they're not mine.

It's not my cleaning week.

Well, the sooner we're married and in our own little lovely... One step at a

time, Tiger. We haven't even set a date yet.

Exactly.

Oh, George, did you go out in that robe again today?

Milk won't bring itself in.

Yeah, Becca, it won't bring any.

Didn't it feel cold?

At least put some trousers on, please.

George, we're going to be late.

What are you doing?

I, my dearest heart, am printing out material for my sixth form mandarin.

But it is your first day as deputy head.

Yes, but don't worry.

Christine's a putty cat and she loves me. I am, after all, irresistible.

I'll do this. You brush your teeth.

George, there are lots of mistakes here.

It's all right, you can correct them on the way in.

Bonjour, Monsieur Lowsley.

Morning, George.

Apprentice Day.

Fancy helping out?

I'm missing a nick to my Lord Sugar.

Now I'm deputy head, do you think it's appropriate that I play the role of your

subordinate? I suppose not.

Important meeting with Christine Mustache.

I feel you good. Oh, playing second fiddle to all this.

Great. Princess.

Hi.

I can't believe you passed an interview panel.

And why aren't I in this meeting?

Careful.

What do you need a smoke machine for?

Ah, lock up.

But watch where you're going, miss.

Darren's not giving you any trouble, is he, Miss Spock?

Oh.

You know, if you ever need me during the day, I'm never far away.

I always honour a deal, miss.

Did you make those corrections?

No, not all of them. I told you, they're lots of mistakes.

You should have time before class starts. You can finish them off then.

I'm your assistant.

I know, and I'm incredibly grateful. I'm not the teacher, and I shouldn't be

doing all your work for you.

Simply using your expertise to help me. Is that so wrong, my lovely?

Oh, hi.

You spelt, er, courteously wrong.

Everyone knows what it means.

Yeah, well, it looks bad.

Can't all be perfect, you know?

Do we get to choose the team until they're printed there? Well, make sure

on mine.

I've decided to win.

Fight and talk? That's how it's going to be. Is it?

Where's mine?

Get your own.

Not with breakfast club monitors watching.

Well, go without then.

How long are you going to stay mad at me for? I hate it when you won't talk to

me. Well, you should have thought about that before you went sucking up to

McFall. You were going to chuck that cat in the river. So? It was hers.

But it was still a cat, Lisa. Yeah, and you put it before me. Hey, I thought you

guys had breakfast at the schoolhouse.

Missed it this morning?

Oh, shame.

Well, you're not coming in here on scrounge, so shift it, come on.

Haven't you got a class to go to?

OK, look, I fixed it.

Happy?

Yeah, yeah.

George, the very man. Christine, got your message?

On the clock from the crack of dawn now, are we?

We had something come in first thing from the education committee. You are

to be so chuffed.

Sounds intriguing.

They read my putting people's first plan and the Mandarin curriculum has really

caught them.

They want to roll it out across the area and they want as well you to do it for

them.

Great.

Well, that's one in the eye for all the other LA heads.

What a way to kick off your career as deputy head.

Could hardly believe it myself.

Can't I want George as their poster boy?

Yes, is this a good idea?

I mean, I don't really see myself as poster boy material.

No, I agree.

Oh, that's a bit harsh. I think George needs to think about it. Right, George?

What is to think about? We grab there. Chances like this don't often come

around. Just what you texted me about earlier.

Princess, can I have a word with George in private, please?

Oh, yeah, of course.

Uh, is it two sugars?

Uh, not any more.

Um... Simon and his apprentice day.

I can't justify it on my budget.

Ditch it.

You're the boss.

I've probably just been paranoid, but... It feels like one big pitch from my

job.

Hmm.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean to say you aren't right.

Come on, there's nothing to it. I need a glamorous assistant.

Simon, I want to forget every word with you.

About what?

Won't take long.

Kind of got a lot on this morning. Yeah, that's what I need to talk to you

about. Um, Christine has been taking a look at the budget this year and things

are even tighter than we thought.

I can't justify spending money we don't have on a non -essential... We're

cancelling the apprentice.

What? You can't. We have to. Unfortunately, two to one.

We promised the student council.

It's an awkward situation.

No -one's denying that, but sometimes, you know, leadership means taking tough

decisions.

There has to be a way. I wish there was.

I'll, um... I'll tell the students.

No.

I'll do it. Most of them are in the dining hall, I think.

Now I just feel terrible.

What more terrible than if his future father -in -law were to offer him your

job?

We just need to make sure the Mandarin classes are a success.

Oh, that's registration.

You're fired.

You're fired. No, you're fired. You're fired. No, you're fired. You're fired.

Tennessee, you're fired.

You all right? Are you looking forward to the apprentice today, sir?

I've just come from Miss Mulgrew's office. There's been a few budget

You mean cuts?

There can't be any without the student council being consulted.

And we're going to be making money for the school today.

That's the whole point.

I know.

So go on, then.

What have you gotten rid of now?

Imogen, take the register for me.

Say, where do you got one?

Well, you're fired.

George, what are you going to do about the Mandarin classes?

Well, it seems that Christine is hell -bent on me putting together some sort

Mandarin curriculum for the L .A., so I'd better crack on with that, I guess.

Well, I don't know if... I

don't know if your Mandarin is good enough.

I'll get by. It won't be a problem.

Something to do with the classroom, say it again?

You are heading for big trouble, George. It's something we can't handle.

What will you do if Christine finds out? You know how important these Mandarin

classes are to her.

You know, and she's put her faith in you, George. And we won't let her down.

Anyway, let me deal with Christine. We go way back. Yes, and that is why you

shouldn't lie to her.

I'm not going to make her happy at this.

We can call her off any time you like.

If you reckon you can handle a classroom all by yourself.

I need my car keys.

Aren't you meant to be in your phone room?

I have to see him. I won't keep him.

OK.

Where were we?

Wouldn't want Twinkle to find out about our arrangement, would we?

He's not going to find out, though, is he?

Don't lose any sleep over it, though.

Kevin, this came to you after you left.

Open it, then.

Studying in America?

What have you got that for?

No, see, I've made a date.

I ordered something else.

What? A French book.

What would I want with a book about studying in America?

My mum would do her nothing if we moved any further than Edinburgh, anyway.

Yeah. Then alone abroad.

The Anks wouldn't let a Barry in, anyway.

What's that supposed to mean?

Nothing. Bit of a joke.

Well, where's Mr. Lousy, then?

We're not meant to be somewhere else with the apprentice, are we?

First break in the hall. Hang on a minute.

You're doing it?

Yeah. It's great, innit?

Getting me a double science and PE just for that.

Well, I'll have a bit of that.

No, see, it's student council members only, and people we've specially

Would you go to America?

Obviously, if Dennis didn't like you.

Never really thought about it.

But it's a big world out there. You know, there's a lot of places to go and

experiences to have.

Well, that's a bit deep for a first period.

It'd be good if you did, though, wouldn't it?

I mean, you're right.

It's a bigger place, more opportunities.

Maybe you can make more of yourself out there.

Maybe.

The next day's got you in a leash, that's the only thing.

Um, there are conversation seats on your desk if you want to work your way

through them, and Mrs Windsor is here to help you if you need it.

Do you understand?

Perfectly.

Where is she?

Languages department.

Here you go. A few lines.

Now, I am sure that I followed the instructions on how to sync my email,

Give it here.

I'm expecting word from Moira.

Oh, that's going all right. Talk.

Barra Febby. We've actually got quite a bit in common and more all the time.

Opera, gardening, poetry, cats.

There you go. Your email account settings were switched off. She'll be OK

And there she is. Five emails. Thank you so much, Sonia.

She seems happy about something.

Yeah, she's met someone on the net.

That'll do it.

Who's the lucky fella?

Moira. Yeah, they're going to be quite a good place by the looks of things.

See, last time, you said the word her, men, and.

But I read that you can't use that to link verbs.

So... Well worth checking up.

Why don't you do that for next week?

In fact, answering your own question is often the best way to learn. Oh.

Can I borrow you, please?

Mrs. Windsor, can you cover the rest of the period?

Sorry,

my Mandarin's a bit rusty.

She says of course she can.

Mrs Mulgrew, who are you going to be in today's apprentice?

Lord Sugar, without a doubt.

Um... Mr Loseley not heard anything, then?

We can't do it. We just don't have the money.

Did we not get anywhere last week?

You can't do that without talking to us about it.

We don't have a choice, Imogen.

You lied to us.

No, it is not like that. I think I might have solved our problem.

I'll fund the apprentice competition.

I'll put the seed money up myself.

I'm not sure I can let you do that.

It's my money. You won't have to account for it to anyone.

There's not a shred of doubt in my mind we'll make it all back with profit.

I think that's a very good idea.

In fact, if you're still looking for a nick, I'd be happy to have lied.

And as the Alan doesn't seem to be doing an awful lot in the programme these

days, perhaps you'd like to play the part of the woman.

Just call me Karen.

May the best deputy win.

Nice woman.

Let it go.

Thank you, Lisa.

Oh, Maggie.

Do you know, living in the schoolhouse under your care is working wonders for

those children.

Well, thank you very much, Audrey. I appreciate that.

Even Grantley's warming to them.

All right, listen, don't forget training tonight.

Oh, and those Nicola Adams videos you sent me?

They're amazing.

Yeah?

She seems to be getting on all right.

Yeah, I mean, it's early days, but case is showing real promise.

I've seen the change in her work, you know, since she took up boxing.

Yeah?

Well, I think it's helping to get over time.

I just think it's so barbaric. There must be another way, surely.

Works better than a lot of that touchy -feely nonsense.

Well, we'll just have to agree to disagree.

You're just helping Simon to stop whistling from talking to you about

Simply putting my best foot forward on my first day as deputy head.

Speaking of which, can you ask Sonia for that email from the authority?

Whip through it and put some ideas together for the Mandarin rollout.

George, apprentice time.

The idea was you backed me up against, Simon.

The idea was to keep him close.

Feed him all the rope he needs.

It's not a game.

Picture his eager little face as his apprentice day collapses around his

which it will, I'll make sure of that.

Are you talking sabotage?

It's an ugly word.

This is not a game.

This is a competition from hell.

From all corners of Greenham.

The best pupils are gathering to go head to head.

for the right to be called the Waterloo Road Apprentice Champion!

Welcome to the Apprentice.

All right, everyone, listen up.

We are splitting the teams by gender.

Girls over here, boys over there.

Oh, that's not fair on the fellow.

Oh, it sounds good to me.

We want it to be a competition, not a walkover.

Talk is cheap. Tell me that when we beat you.

Right, each team gets £150.

You have until three o 'clock this afternoon to make as much money as

Minimise your cost, maximise your margin. It couldn't be simpler.

The team that returns the biggest profit wins.

Right, who are the team captains?

I'll do it.

Yep, gents.

Let the fear of failure motivate you. There's nothing quite like it.

Do we get anything when we win?

Yes. You win tickets to a pop concert of your own choice.

You are kidding.

Yeah, unfortunately, he is. The reward will be revealed at the end.

Have you started without me?

Yes, didn't Kent the members want me? Yeah, I'm afraid she's right, Barry.

You're going to have to sit this one out.

That said, I'm sure Mr Barry has a natural sense of enterprise which we

utilise. It would be unsporting to exclude such a talent.

Yeah, good point. OK, Barry.

And I'm happy to advise the girls.

Is that OK?

Yeah.

Let the game begin.

you all for PE today.

Where's Mr. Leslie?

He's busy with the apprentice, you know.

Have you ever done PE before?

Well, I'm sure you can teach me a few pointers. I used to... Oh!

Sorry, mate.

Are you okay?

My face!

My nose!

Come on, guys. We've got to come up with something better than this. I'm not

sure we really...

Cracked this one, yeah?

Come on.

How are we going to wipe the floor with them?

At once it's silent.

Maybe you should lead by example, mate.

That is the lamest idea I have ever heard.

Yep.

Yeah.

Okay, so we offer a service.

Laundry or dry cleaning.

How many dirty kicks do we have to wash to make any money? Well, why don't we

try washing cars and windows?

You paid nothing.

Sorry, sir, I were in the bog.

Can't be muck? Yeah, probably.

Thank you for that colourful mental image, Rhiannon.

She's right, though, sir.

I'd gladly pay for my lunch if there was somewhere nearby.

That's it.

We can do food.

Yeah. Like what?

Pizza. Why don't we try some kind of food?

Boring. Hot food's too much hassle. I mean, how would we keep it warm? Well, I

know.

Cakes? Like a bake sale?

Did you think of anything more girly? You haven't got one good idea between

Where do we make them?

Home ec?

What are we waiting for? And we can buy the ingredients off Airtel. But I reckon

we should make a few samples first, you know, to try.

Just to see if we're doing it right.

Oi, we're trying to raise money, not your cholesterol.

OK, so what's your idea then? Yeah, so easy knocking everybody else, Barry.

Well, it is when you're coming out with all this. Guys, the key to success is to

work as a team. Now, come on.

Calm. Barry Barry's involved.

Your handiwork, I presume.

Consider the fuse lit.

Well, I'm going to go and have a pee.

Please may I go to the toilet, Mr. Loseley? Yes, you may, Kevin.

Sorry, sorry.

It's not you, it's just talking. It hurt.

Lift your head a bit further back. Is that better?

I think so.

You haven't broken it.

Broken it?

I can't, my wedding.

No, I'm sure it's just bruised.

Thanks for doing this.

It's no problem.

It's lucky I had a free period. I think the bleeding stopped.

It's all Simon's fault.

Stupid apprentice.

You just get so tunnel vision that nothing else matters.

It's not such a bad quality to have.

No, but you just feel so second best.

Probably just moaning about nothing.

Do you ever feel this way with Moira?

What? Your girlfriend.

Moira's not my girlfriend.

Oh, I am sorry. I just, um... I just...

Moira is my pen pal.

Here, take this.

You'll be fine.

We can always eat what we don't sell, anyway.

I think the cake sale's a brilliant idea.

There's no way the lads are going to win this.

I'm coming round to it.

Hey, that... That's their big idea. Yep, and they're really excited about it as

well, like they think it's actually going to win. This competition is ours.

Rhiannon will have eaten most of the profits before they've even iced the

things. Guys, that's enough.

Well, at least they're doing something.

Yeah, to earn themselves some pocket money.

House cleanances.

That is how we win.

Go on.

Greenock's full of old bids. Sorry.

Elderly ladies with houses stuffed full of junk that they just don't know how to

get rid of.

So what do we do?

So we knock on the door, and we tell them that we can clear out their old

machines and tea's made for about 20 quid, and then we plug it.

Minimal start -up costs, and we double our earning power.

That's an impressive bit of leadership thinking, Barry. What can I say, Seth?

Some people have just got it. Yeah, well, it's still a theory. There's no

in the coffers yet.

Let's go with it, yeah?

Get a couple of trolleys from the kitchen.

Get out there, door to door. Come on.

We need to make sure that we actually do win this.

How?

By making sure the girls won't.

I thought we might have had a comparing miss.

Today's apprentice competition doesn't mean you can skydive to loads of

I'm just saying, it's not fair.

Well, life seldom is.

Great news about the Mandarin classes.

George must be very excited.

Oh, yes, yes, of course.

Miss Sam?

Last time I looked, my name was Mrs Mulgrew.

Sugar Oh,

honey, honey You are my kind girl

And you got me wanting you

Sugar, sugar.

So, if it's 50p a cake, how much profit are we going to make off 250 then?

96 pounds.

That's not enough.

Double it. You've got to pay a pound for a cookie.

She's right. I reckon 60p.

It's not enough, I'm telling you.

121. We'll always get rid of those with the students with that pricey.

Girl, 60p it is.

You need to organise a stall before lunch break starts.

To let your customers know there's alternative fare on offer.

Get going on this.

Go up to IT lab, whip up some posters.

All hands on deck, come on.

Well, we can't all go.

We'll get behind, yeah.

Many hands, light work, et cetera, et cetera. The sooner you go, the sooner

get back.

Don't let the cakes burn.

I won't.

Talk about making it easy.

You think we should do this?

We're not leaving it to chance.

We stop them making their cakes.

We win.

George! George!

Christine nearly caught me doing your work.

Well, did he manage it? I guess I made a start.

When's it going to be finished? George, how many times do I have to say it? You

can't keep doing this.

Hey, maybe we can, like, hide all the cutlery. No, no, no, no, no.

That'll take too long.

That'll be soft.

Right.

There's a fuse box over the other end. Mrs. Budgen's always going on about it

being dicky. Oh, yeah. All right, we should take the other door.

Look, it isn't going to work. This is dishonest.

Not if the two of us are working as a team.

Are we working as a team when I'm doing everything?

George, will you listen to me?

You are a good language teacher. You can teach French and German very well. But

Mandarin? You could maybe order at a Chinese restaurant, but that's it.

You have to tell Christine.

She will understand.

Tell her what exactly?

There's been some misunderstanding. I've been teaching it all term.

I would just make a... Exactly.

Hey, you might make a vary out of you yet.

In you go.

Hey, do you know what to do?

I'll keep a lookout.

Anyway, I'm not going to do what you tell me to do or anyone else.

George, this is not going to work. Why can't you see that?

A little respect wouldn't go amiss either.

A respect?

Yes, a small word, but an important one. Well, how can I respect you when you're

doing this? Look, my dearest lovely, I know you're trying to help, but trust me

on this one.

Don't patronise me.

Why don't you get yourself home, make us a lovely meal.

Seriously, I... You know...

Help me here. You're no use. Come on.

Off you go.

She's not feeling very well. I'll be back in a minute.

Say, the ovens have been turned off.

That's vile.

Come on, it's all.

Who's been in here?

No idea.

That's what happens when you let our body get involved.

Wait, I think I've got an idea. Come on, quick.

All right, lad?

Let's get busy.

Where have you been?

Yeah. Barry, what happened?

Getting ready to win. Come on, boys.

Hey. Was everything okay?

No, I'm fine.

What are you boys doing?

Oh, we're collecting junk from people's houses and then plugging it. It's our

business plan. Barry reckons it's the right winner.

Oh.

Really?

Well, if it's junk you're after, I know someone who has a house full of it.

Perfect. Cool.

Well, lads, I'll see you in town, yeah?

Princess?

Rhiannon, you're making a mess.

Sorry, but we're running out of time.

Where's my tub? Has anyone seen it?

I don't care.

I'm going to kill him. I don't think Connor would have had anything to do

it.

There is, of course, a perfectly reasonable explanation for all of this.

We're baking against the clock, Sarah, and Maggie said it were all right.

The boy set the fuses out the ovens and homemade, and then poured salt into our

cake mixture.

Glad to see the competitive spirit is alive and well at Waterloo Road.

They're sad and pathetic.

And we are going to slaughter them.

So here it is.

Oh, wait till you see.

He has enough stuff to fill three junk shops.

Hey, is this going to come up with this?

Are you sure Mr Williams is okay with us taking all this? Oh yes, he's been

saying for ages he wants it emptied. If there's just, we wouldn't want to take

anything that you want to keep.

Oh, no, it's OK.

Sorted, then.

Let's get cracking.

Well, maybe you could show us, just in case. No, it's all right.

You can trust us.

If we're not sure, we'll ask.

OK, I'll get you some bottles.

Here, how much do you want for it all?

Oh, nothing, Thomas.

Just take it.

Here.

Thanks. We really appreciate it. Oh, it's no problem.

You're helping me.

So is everything good with you? Oh, you need more boxes, I have them here. OK,

Mrs Windsor.

Is it OK if I get a drink of water?

Oh, yes, of course.

Those junk and stuff just builds up over the years.

Don't realise how much you've got. Oh, yeah, Mr Windsor is... Terrible like

that. He never throws away anything.

I've been telling him for ages, we have to get rid of that stuff.

Thanks. No, no, I just wanted to make sure.

Barry's the type of person that would clear this house out if you let him.

Really? Yeah.

Anthology of modern Chinese poetry.

Oh.

I guess it'll be a few years before I can wrap my head around any of this.

Why don't you take it with you?

I think you'll understand more than you think.

You sure?

Yeah. Yeah, it's the best way to learn, Kevin.

I'll bring it back.

No, keep it.

Are you sure?

Thanks.

OK, I reckon that I've got everything, otherwise we won't be able to carry it

back to school.

And I'll have a shifty round. Like Kev says, don't take anything else. Oh, not

you as well.

Look, get that little towel and be there in a second.

Viagra.

Poojie, poojie.

You naughty little devil.

So do you miss your family?

Oh, well, we email and Skype, so that's not so bad.

A lot of people never go anywhere or do anything.

You know, they stay with what they've got in life.

And I don't think I want that.

I'm ready to move on.

You know, leave all this behind me. I'm sure you'd make a great life for

yourself. I mean, you're so smart.

Have you ever thought about doing something completely different?

Something that scares you?

No, not really.

I have.

A lot.

Maybe one day you can tell.

I think that's a god -evil from heaven.

Watch the corner.

What's going on?

Simon wants an apprentice -style boardroom.

He needs it to be exactly like the real thing. Well, near enough.

That's Simon for you. A job's worth doing.

I am so sorry about earlier.

Well, Miss Spock, one should try not to jump to conclusions. About what? I

thought Moira was Audrey's girlfriend.

I thought she was gay.

Oh.

Well, it's... I've got a... I'm better.

Yeah.

Thanks for your help.

Um, Nikki's... Who?

She had a bit of a thing with Mrs. last year.

Oh, you are kidding me.

It's one thing after another today.

Can't be all bad.

Judging by the size of that engagement ring, you must be doing something right

somewhere. I'm having to share him with the job at the moment and I can't see

that changing any time soon.

Maybe you just need to remind him of what he's missing.

Well, what... What have you done?

Hey, lads, I'm here.

Check this lot out.

Where did you get that lot from?

Aladdin's cave.

Yeah, that's quite impressive.

Yeah, Mrs. Windsor was very generous.

So you might as well call the girls and tell them not to bother. This

competition's ours.

Let's get these gems to the high street.

Yeah, load them up.

So, you're going to tell me what's going on?

Just jump. George, can't you see you're messing everything up? You're ruining

things at your job with us. You would have nothing without me.

George, you said I should show you respect.

You don't show me any.

Well, at least Kevin and the other boys are nice to me.

He's a creep.

Oh, no.

The little... What, George?

You know, you're absolutely right.

I don't have any respect for you. Why would I have anything other than

contempt for someone who is so stupid that they let three hormone -ravaged

Neanderthals run amok in our home?

What time is it?

It's late and if I don't get these out now, we won't have time to sell them.

We're never going to make enough.

Well, what are we going to do then?

Sell each one for a pound.

It's the only way you'll make enough to win.

Well, apparently nobody can afford that.

No, not in the school, but they can in town.

Oh, thanks, Mr Budgeon. Yeah, right.

Scram, I've got some convalescing to get on with.

Come on, chop, chop.

Out. Go.

Hey,

you wanna know the best bit?

Georgie's little helpers.

We can sell them for a mint.

Come on, lad.

That house was weird.

It was like she didn't even live there, you know?

Like it wasn't her home, just his.

He obviously didn't love her, though. What are you doing kissing her?

Well, I didn't know it was going to happen, all right? Right, well, I'll

you what's going to happen. When Westerwender finds out, he's going to

Yeah, well, let's make sure he doesn't, all right?

Don't tell anyone, Connor.

I mean it.

Where are they? Where are what? My pills, you arrogant little... I don't

any of your pills!

I'm going to ask you this one more time.

You can ask me as many times as you want. I don't have anything!

George?

Kevin, you all right?

Did you just batter Kevin?

Out!

No?

What happened?

I didn't touch him. He just fell.

Is that right?

No, I didn't. Just fall.

Before I decked him to the floor, Kevin went and he's booting him.

Mr. Windsor?

You're fired.

The boy was trying to humiliate me. Did you hit him?

Much as I would have liked to, no.

I told you, he fell.

George? He fell.

Well, he dived. I wouldn't put it past him.

Give him something to work with.

Are you seriously going to let him get away with this?

He's not the one we're talking about.

You realise how serious this is?

I mean, it's him that you should be dragging in here. You don't get it, do

He's a teenager.

You're a grown man.

You are a teacher and he is a pupil.

It's always been your problem.

You've never taken responsibility for yourself. You won't even do it now.

Look at the position you've put me in. I can't believe I'm hearing this.

Are you actually... I have to suspend you.

At least until we get things sorted.

And what about my side of the story? I just told you that I didn't touch him.

I mean, do you think I would?

All the years you've known me?

Like I say, it'll be investigated, but for now I just need you to go home.

I can't tell you how disappointed I am about this.

Did he actually hit you?

Did you tell him what happened between you two? No.

He lost it when he found out his pills had gone.

But did he actually touch you? I mean, push you or something?

He was going to. And I haven't done anything to him that he knows about.

You can't say he did if he didn't. He'll lose his job. Good.

Look, he treats us like we don't matter. Like we're nothing.

And he treats his wife even worse. I've seen them together. His wife that you

kept.

And that's going to make things better? He deserves everything that's coming to

him.

You think?

No, you sound just like Barry.

Think about what you're doing.

So, we have established that posters like these were used to drum up support

the war effort.

Who can tell me what this was called?

Lisa. Propaganda?

Exactly. And propaganda is biased and therefore unreliable.

But does that mean it's of no use to us as historians?

No, Miss.

It's still useful because it tells us what the government wanted people to

think.

Yes, it does, Lisa. Very good.

OK, in your pairs, I would like you to work through the rest of the sheet,

deciding on the reliability of each source.

I'm impressed.

It seems we've turned the phone out, hasn't it?

Yes, ma 'am.

Kevin, I'll ask you again.

What were you arguing about?

I don't want to say.

Well, I want to know.

What we need to know is whether Mr Windsor hit you.

No.

You're absolutely sure he didn't touch you?

Look, I'm sorry if I made it sound like he did.

We were arguing and I fell backwards over a chair.

Have you any idea how serious an accusation like this is? Mr Windsor

lost his job. I know.

I know. I'm sorry.

Well, look, I think the best thing we can do right now, as long as Mr Windsor

agrees, is put this whole thing behind us.

No need to spoil what's been a fantastic day.

It's nearly boardroom time. Off you go.

Won't be much longer.

Kevin said you never touched him.

He fell.

Which is exactly what I told you.

You put yourself in a stupid situation today and Dan there threw your career

away because of it, so I wouldn't sound quite so self -righteous.

Anyway you look at it, today's been a car crash.

Could have gone better.

You can stop packing now, George.

Oh, my.

Simon, on the other hand, hasn't put a foot wrong. In fact, he's had such a

day, I'm starting to quite like him.

Am I backing the wrong horse here?

No.

No, absolutely not.

So we can start again tomorrow?

Yeah, of course.

Good.

Because you and the Mandarin initiative could be all I have.

Mr Windsor?

Oh, there was nothing.

Oh, yeah, like the lifting fuses and the salt on the icing.

No, no, I never touched the icing. Come off it, we all know you did. Cheaters!

Cheat! Cheat!

Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat!

Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat!

Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat!

Cheat!

Cheat!

Cheat!

Sit in your tooting, please.

Where's Windsor?

Or has he been escorted off the premises?

That was a misunderstanding and it's all been cleared up now.

Afternoon, team.

Good afternoon.

Lord, please.

Right,

before we get to the result, how do you think it went?

We had a setback early on, and I think we did really well to come back from it.

Good. Gents?

We coined it, sir.

That's what it's all about, isn't it? Yeah, that and cheating.

They can't say that. All right, settle down.

Right, then.

The results.

The girls returned a profit of £95 .60. Excellent effort.

The boys, with minimal expenditure, have taken it with an impressive return of

£132.

Boys, you're hired.

And you're fired.

At least we can live with ourselves.

Whatever. Right, tonight there'll be a barbecue at the schoolhouse, paid for by

the start -up budget.

The idea being that the losers would serve the winners by way of forfeit.

However, we've decided to pick the names at random. Sonia?

Connor. Barry.

And... Oh, Kevin.

That's not funny. How about that?

I heard a whisper about certain tactics that might have been used, but to be

honest, I'm taking that with a pinch of salt.

Will we still want?

Yeah, and I'm sure it'll still look like that when you're waiting on us hand and

foot.

Yeah, looks like it went well.

You did it, and I'm very proud of you.

Well, they did it, didn't you?

I might have helped him a little bit, though.

Catch you later.

Mr. Windsor?

Wait.

I wanted to say that I'm sorry.

You should be.

Yeah, well, if you weren't such a miserable sod, then maybe people would

you. None of this would have happened.

Maybe your wife would like you, too.

Moira? Really?

Oh, no.

What? I'm sorry to share all my problems with you, but I've just had some bad

news. My husband said to go into hospital.

Oh, poor thing.

Well, you'd better reply.

Sorry, Moira. Can I help?

What are you going to kill?

She put a little bin.

She's falling for it.

Are you two going to come to the barbecue?

Schoolhouse kids are very welcome to join.

Yeah, that'd be great.

Thanks. Good answer.

Right, come on then, how are you? Give us a hand with the salad.

Right, serve that lot out and don't drop any.

Oi, garçon, over here.

Do you want to eat it or wear it? I don't think to say, but somebody could

here again. Burger? Anybody want a burger?

I reckon they're natural, there's a lot of them.

Born to serve.

Vocation found at last.

Well, we look like idiots.

Burger? Yeah.

Anybody want a burger?

It's just I wanted to say thanks for earlier. I'm glad you got it sorted.

If I could have your attention for a second, please.

I have to admit I had one or two doubts about today. I wasn't sure we could make

it work. But thanks to Simon Loseley, and his quite scary enthusiasm,

determination and faith in you all it did. So let's hear it for Mr Loseley.

The pills, they're gone. They were in my jacket.

Yeah, I gave them to Mr Winter.

It was out of order what you did, taking them.

Right, cos I got money off them.

What is wrong with you?

Nothing.

Just when I think that you're learning how to be one of us, you go and post

something like this.

You will never be a buddy.

Maybe I don't learn to be.

Hey, starving over here?

You know, who's to say that we can't make house clearances and recycling an

ongoing thing? It's a great way of generating income.

Well, after the day, I couldn't argue.

But I hear George might.

Apparently his decanter collection is not what it used to be.

You can shift a whole lot of it online.

It's easy. Yeah, it's worth looking into.

It's a yes from me. Look into it.

I thought we might open this.

If you wanted.

To celebrate my appointment as deputy head.

We haven't done that yet.

I thought you looked gorgeous today at the barbecue.

You're the best there.

Is everything all right?

Yeah.

It's time to get your cape on.

Party's over.

OK.

You know that American Uni thing you got today?

No, that wasn't for me.

Yeah.

Maybe we should think about where we want to go.

It's a big world out there.

Yeah.

That's what I was thinking.

We could try Edinburgh.

It's a bit far, but it's meant to be pretty good there.

Yeah.

Yeah, we should.

I'll see you later.

This is a pleasant surprise.

I thought you weren't staying over tonight.

I thought you said the flat was too dirty.

Well, maybe I like dirty.

When you're alone, the going gets rough.

Come back, come back, come back. Always follow your dreams.

Princess. Make me a queen.

Caught me again.

You're mine.

I can't believe how well that went.

Me neither.

No, I meant today.

Seriously, that was great.

Well, anything you put your mind to, Simon Leslie, it happens.

What?

So, if I were to put my mind to something happening, say, the Saturday

end of term, like getting married, for instance, you reckon that'll happen too?

Yeah!

Guys, you've got two free periods to get Waterloo Junction up and running. It

needs to look as slick as possible, yeah?

Wow, that's amazing, Jo.

Well, at least we can all get a go to the party, then.

So, uh, you got a date with me, honey?

No. You're with Lee?

It's boring!

Do you want to go to the party with me?

Give me your phone.

Call me later, yeah?

You've left him already.

I was going to, but...

You can't change your mind. He cut up my credit card.

If she had given her number off that easy, what else would she give?

What? You were going to ask her for a picture.

Then you were going to send it to me.

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