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Whoa, whoa, you look so cute. Are you going to the movie again?

Yes, I am. Is that okay, honey?

Yeah, sure.

I'm so happy for you guys.

Thanks, sweetie.

Hey, is everything okay?

You seem down.

Well, no, I mean, I'm good. It's just like, you know, like seeing you and Will

together, it just kind of makes me wonder, like, when I'm going to have,

boyfriend.

Oh, sweetie.

Don't worry about it.

Well, you know, like, I have, like, all my people from school days don't pay

attention to me. That's really sad.

Don't worry about them. Those boys at school are stupid.

And Summer, don't rush having sex.

Mom!

What? Don't be such a prude. I just mean, you have all the time in the

Is everything okay? You seemed a little distant.

Yeah, it's just Summer.

I'm a little worried about her. She was so upset tonight about how she doesn't

have a boyfriend.

And, you know, I'm kind of worried too.

You know, she's already 18.

And still, no guys.

You know, I'm kind of having the same problem with my son Dylan.

Yeah? Yeah.

Hmm.

Looks like both of our kids seem to be going through that weird, awkward phase.

Yeah.

Hmm.

Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?

Sure.

Um... Is, um... Is someone a virgin?

Because the only reason I'm asking is... I think, uh... I think Dylan is one,

too.

Yeah, I mean, probably.

I think so.

But... You know, I just don't get it. When I was her age, I was so much more

adventurous. I just wish she was, you know, a little more...

Bloody?

Mm -hmm.

Yeah, kind of.

Well, how about we teach them? You know, show them a thing or two.

You know, give him a lesson in loosening up.

And by loosening up, you mean... Whatever it takes.

Whatever it takes.

Are we in trouble?

Wait, this is a family arena.

Are you guys getting married?

No, not yet, honey.

No, this is actually more about you kids.

You see, your mother and I, we know how tough it can be dating.

Oh my God, Dad.

I'm 18.

This is embarrassing.

I'm 18 too.

We just thought that you might benefit from some tips.

You know, Dylan, we thought you might benefit from the advice of a woman.

I'm summer.

Your mom and I thought it would be a good idea that you use me to gain some

insight on things that you guys would like.

How does that sound?

Well, real.

Like, my mom knows I never, never have a boyfriend. I never killed anyone. So I

really need a lot of details about it. Like, how much, like, time did you put

into it? Like, how is it? Like... How about we just show you?

See, when I was kissing her, I was caressing her, I gave her all my

And we forgot that anybody else was in the room. The only thing that mattered

was this.

You want to give your full focus and attention.

And then sometimes when she uses that tongue, it just gets it going, you know?

get the juice, it's flowing, you know? It's just like, oh, so good.

Now, I don't expect you to, you know.

be on this level yet, but we're going to help establish a foundation.

Yeah, well, think of this as kissing 101.

Oh. So, we'll start with the basics.

Tongue is very important, but not too much.

Or too little.

Dad, could Ms. Colt teach me how to kiss?

Whatever it takes.

Whatever it takes.

Okay.

When you want to kiss a girl, just start by maybe tilting your head to one side,

and then let's go the other side.

Dylan, Dylan, look at me.

So you got this nose, right? You can't just like bump noses. So you got to kind

of make some weight around it, you know?

This way?

So if I go this way, you go that way.

Okay. Mm -hmm.

And then you just slowly move in. Uh -huh. Uh -huh.

And set.

Oh.

Start with your mouth a little bit more closed.

And then meet lip.

Like this.

And then.

Oh, damn it. You're my son.

Learn how to fucking kiss. Just get up there. Put the lips in there. Throw a

little bit of tongue. You got to see him. Look at me. Look at me. Right here.

Right there. Get in there and get that kiss.

You're the champ. Get it.

Lips, tummy, slow tummy.

Okay?

Feel it, feel it, feel it.

You look like you're about to fart.

Don't do that. Just do it now. Because you want to make it feel special.

Okay, deep breath.

No, no, look at me. Deep breath.

I got it. Say it! I got it. Yeah! There we go.

Okay. Ready?

And then you can put your hands on them, too.

Okay.

Was that good?

I think he's improving.

I think I kind of got it a little bit.

Well, it was better than the first one.

I'll take that.

Yeah. I'll take it. I mean, it's can I.

Constant, non -stop improvement.

Right. I get it. I believe in you.

You're doing great, sweetie.

I don't know, she's pretty good at it. She could

afford me.

I'm sorry, just keep going.

Good job, honey.

Was it like this?

Did it feel good? Mm -hmm. You're doing a lot better than my son.

Yeah, okay. But you could use a little bit of time. Just a little bit, not a

lot. Okay. You want to lick the Tootsie Pop. You don't want to devour it.

Okay. That's a good pointer.

Okay. There you go.

Yeah. Lots of passion.

Good job. Take a look.

Yeah, that's just the right amount of time.

Why don't the beginners try together?

Yeah.

Two minutes left.

You're doing great, sweetie.

Yeah,

I believe in you.

Remember, you can take it slow and build it up.

Okay.

Are you ready?

Yeah. Come on, Dylan. Make me proud.

Remember,

Dylan, you're not...

Eating her face or kissing her lips?

Right, right.

Good.

Very good.

Was I that bad when I was younger?

I got you a little later.

Goodbye.

I think you're going to be alright.

He seems to be doing a lot better.

That's my boy.

Yeah.

Bill, give me clothes.

Hell yeah.

How do you like it, honey?

I really like it.

So,

I guess we can move on to the next level then? Yeah, I think we've built a good

foundation here, but there's definitely more to learn.

Learn the next solution.

Alright, so... Check this out, right?

You guys did first base.

Okay. It was good. Like, you made it. Like, you didn't sprint to first base.

You kind of lollygagged and jogged there. But you got there. It's an

thing. You both got the first base, and I'm proud of you for doing that.

But now we're going to show you what happens when you go to second base.

And maybe round to third. You know, we'll kind of see. We'll play. We'll see

it goes, right?

So. first you

don't want to

feel pregnant you kind of want to move your hands across the body

you want to turn

on your partner

And as the hands come down, try to be able to grab by, you know, let her know

that's what you want, but you're not ready to take it yet.

You know, just kind of pull it in.

Makes me weaker than me. And sometimes you've got to turn around and

really, really feel that booty. Like, oh, that booty.

And you know she likes it.

You can do a little spin.

Just a little one, like that.

You like that? I love it.

You know I like it.

And then you can maybe let your hand go around.

Are we not doing that yet?

Oh, you can do whatever you want to do right now. I'm not going to tell you.

And then as you kind of start going through there, you just...

Look, just, oops.

And now it just, it came off.

It's gone.

So then you just, yeah, just run.

Oh, man, this is so good.

And then, when you get to an advanced level, look at this. Look at this one

head.

Oh. Oh, look at that. Hey, how about some apples?

Oh, let me see if it just kind of popped out.

You don't want to go straight forward. You want to go around.

Yeah, a little bit.

You want to go around.

Hey, right here. Look, watch.

This is important, son. This is important. Pay attention.

Oh.

See, it's kind of cool.

Sometimes you kind of just grab and move around.

You like that, babe? I love it.

Yeah? You like that? Yeah.

Your father is a very good instructor.

So then you get to that. Now sometimes, let's sit here. Well, you don't need to

pay attention to this, but you, right here.

sometimes women's clothing is confusing as all hell.

And it's okay.

You can swallow your pride and just ask them to remove it.

But in this situation, we undid the zipper, and look at this.

Look at this. It's just going to come right off like this.

Ain't that right, baby?

That's right.

Yeah.

Let me just... Just like that. And sometimes,

sometimes you just gotta...

You gotta let her know that you want it. You can't just go for it.

Right. It's about how she feels.

You want to make her feel like you really want it.

Isn't that right, baby?

That's right. Yeah.

And you want to read

her body language at this point, too.

Make sure she's...

leaning into you and maybe moaning a little bit.

That's how you know you're on the right track. You do love moaning.

You moan so good. Oh my goodness.

And then you just kind of a little a little.

Sometimes when that booty's big you just gotta kind of pull it down over that

booty.

Yeah, I'm just saying, sometimes that booty's like a, yeah.

Kind of a good, clear indicator that you can move on to the honey pot.

Yeah, go ahead.

Yeah.

Sometimes you gotta, don't go in dry.

Don't go in dry, you know.

I'll give a little bit.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah. You just gotta.

Yeah, okay.

Yeah,

you gotta do that.

You gotta do that.

There's a clip right there. It's called a clip.

A clip.

It's called a button.

Yeah, you're going to find a button.

Yeah. Never ignore it.

See, look, right there. There's a button.

See that button right there?

I don't see a button.

Okay, well, you see that part right where my finger's at that's moving

Oh, okay. Yeah, that's the button.

It's not a literal button like on your shirt, but we're just saying

or metaphorically speaking.

It's a button. Okay. All right. Good. Glad we tracked it, you know.

So then what you're going to do?

Make sure it's not going to let.

And you're just going to kind of rub around the button.

Now, you don't want to go all haywire. You know, we're not playing the guitar.

You just kind of want to really. Maybe later.

Yeah, you build up to that. You build up to that. 101.

101. 101.

One -on -one. You just kind of give it a little rub.

A little bit faster sometimes.

And you can ask her how she likes it, too.

Oh, yeah. You know, one of my favorite lines is I tell her, I want you to tell

me four things.

I want you to say harder, faster, softer, or harder.

Just go with it, baby. Just go with it. Well, I'm teaching a lesson. Just go

with me, okay? Just nod your head and agree. We learn it, all right?

See?

Lower back.

Yeah.

That's right.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, no. She gets really wet.

Uh -huh.

Sometimes you can just... Yeah.

Yeah, I'll put your fingers inside me.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Boy, look at that. Look at that. Look, look, look.

See she doing that?

See that titty? You see that titty? Look at that nipple. Look at that nipple.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

I mean, you look like Pac -Man gobbling up those little dots. Like, it's done.

Like, it's right there.

Do you see what I'm doing do I get on my knees for anybody Okay

You're going to hell by the way So you're not gonna go right around it. You

gonna go right in for it. Just gonna go

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Remember the button? Okay, it's called a clip.

We'll just call it a button.

We'll call it a button. It's a button that you're playing around with your

fingers and you're going slow.

We're going to do the same thing, but with our tongue.

Uh -huh.

Oh, yeah.

You never... You never skip the...

Never? Never.

Don't be afraid to grab a titty. Yeah, sometimes you just grab a titty just be

like right at home

With both of these types of fingering and the pussy licking, you can combine

two.

You gotta be wet.

Do you wash your hands before?

I just wash it in my mouth.

Okay, I just... What's up with you and being like... I mean, I appreciate the

cleanliness and the hygienic here, but we are in the moment right now. Right,

right, sorry.

You wanna see that?

Wait, clean. You wanna taste it?

No, I'm okay.

You trust it, it's clean. You trust it? I trust it. See, look at that.

Got me all sidetracked here. We'll go back a step. You want to go here?

Yeah.

Then when you're ready, you get it hygienically wet.

And then you put it right there.

Put your tongue right there.

And you combine the two.

Sometimes,

you know that game where you rub your head and pat your belly at the same

Like that.

But different.

With your tongue.

And your finger.

No, Summer, if you think he's doing a good job and you

like it, you can grab his head.

Sometimes men need a little guidance for how you like it. So don't be afraid to

tell him. Okay.

And encourage him.

Sometimes you put two fingers in there.

Oh, yeah, that's your baby. Oh, yeah, yeah.

If you're going to speak, you better use your big boy voice. I think I got it. I

think I got it. You what? I think I got it. Huh? I can't hear you. I think I got

it. What?

I think I got it.

All right. I think, right?

Give me a chance over here.

Okay.

Come on. Get over here. Get down here.

Should we pop what you learned?

Okay, so... Yeah, put your hands on the side.

Yeah, there you go.

He said he got it. The button, right?

That's the button.

Oh, it's wet.

It sure is.

I feel the button. I know what you're talking about now.

Hold on. This might just be a little bit weird because I'm all up on that, so

let's just make this...

Don't worry about hygiene. Like, you know, you're a clean freak. It's cool.

make it a little more hygienic for you right there. Ain't that right, baby?

Yeah, okay.

Give me a button.

Remember, you want it to be wet.

Oh, oh, that's right. Rule number one, son. What did I tell you?

Do I just... Mm -hmm.

Yeah. Okay.

There you go.

Okay, stop, stop.

You barely got any. Spin on it.

There we go.

Okay, watch this. See this?

Bam.

There you go. See that?

Now I've got to walk up.

See, you know, if you did it right the first time, I wouldn't have to do this.

Just spin on it and make it wet.

You can't tell if you can or not.

It's called tough love.

Like that?

You did good.

Okay. There you go. That's great, honey.

Yeah. Right.

I'm trying to be a good role model here. Now put your mouth on. Sometimes it's a

little hard.

Put your mouth on. Where the butt is?

Mm -hmm. Okay.

Yeah.

And use your tongue.

Good.

Good job.

Yeah. Put your tongue in there.

You have any

questions, sweetie?

No.

Learning, I guess.

I just... Now, what did we say? What was rule number one?

Don't... Hygienically wet.

Do it again.

Get really, really wet.

There you go.

There. Now you got it.

You want to go in there with a little more confidence.

Right.

Why does it feel like that?

It's wet, sweetie.

It's going to eat my fingers.

I don't know what to say to that.

I'm going to let you take over from here, my dear.

Alright, honey. So when you're fingering a girl, you don't want her to feel like

she's being pro.

to make it feel a little more sensual. Right, okay.

So, here's what we're going to do. Why don't you watch me? Okay.

I'm going to take my wet fingers.

I'm going to go like this.

I'm going to run them up and down. What kind of fingers were there?

They're wet.

Yeah. What kind of fingers were those?

Hygienic. And then I'm going to slide my fingers.

You want your fingertips to go up towards the roof of the pussy.

You get what I mean?

Up towards my stomach.

That's where all the fun is.

Okay, look at this. Look at this.

If this is a house, right?

And this is the doorway, right?

And this is...

the tiles on the roof, which direction are you going with your fingers?

The roof should be on the top. Yeah, you're going to knock them tiles off.

You get up in there and you make these tiles fall off and you're going to

have... There we go.

There we go. Left finger.

Okay. You got this, honey.

That's right. You go this way. Right, go in that front door.

Right, right into the front door.

Uh -huh. Yeah, uh -huh. There we go. And then I'm going to do kind of a...

Now take the ceiling.

Good. Like you're kind of going to come this way. Okay.

Yeah, and now you're going to rub that ceiling until you break them fucking

tiles and them shingles falling down.

Yeah. Yeah. There we go.

Yeah.

Uh -huh.

There you go, honey.

Interesting.

I mean, that's a word for it, I suppose.

Yeah.

You feel like getting wet?

Oh, weren't you?

Can't you get two at the same time? That's right.

That's an excellent method.

Hey, look at that. 101 to 102.

That's my boy.

Okay.

Yeah, to the button.

Hit the button.

Use your time.

Yeah.

Let's hope for him. I was worried there for a little bit.

I believe he can do it now.

Good job.

Yeah, get into it.

Enjoy yourself.

Sometimes you can have a song playing in your head and you lick to the beat of

that song.

Oh. Yeah.

Never heard of that one. That's a good one, yeah.

How would you stay away from classical music?

Oh, yeah. You're a very good student.

You can go a little harder if you want.

But that's perfect.

You know what?

I'm a little worried that Summer's feeling a little left out. I mean, I'm

watching.

But are you learning?

The best way to learn is to try.

Maybe Will could help.

And you could show him how you like to masturbate, and then you

can try that. Well, there's a problem with that.

What's the problem, honey?

I don't know how to masturbate.

Well, she's your daughter. I don't know what to do with this one.

You never touch yourself?

No.

Never too late to start.

So, why don't we start by, you know.

Get comfortable.

Get comfortable.

Let's go ahead and, go ahead and stand up.

Go ahead.

Oh my, we have got a booty.

We're just going to take these down.

I know.

Good grief.

wow okay all right come here yep sit down okay all right you can take these

off all right so

do you remember remember the whole thing about a button yes okay let's see the

button okay yeah you see it

What's rule number one?

Go ahead, fingers.

Try

different

things. Do the circles.

Try different things to figure out what you like, honey.

I like that.

Oh, yeah. It tickles. I like that.

I think it's time you guys combined what you've learned.

Every pussy is different, so the more fruits you get, the better.

They're different?

Different women like different things.

Did you really think they'd be the same?

You know what? You got straight A's in everything.

Human anatomy, you just all of a sudden, you don't get?

The same principle.

Make Daddy proud.

Okay.

You think Daddy don't be proud about you butt scooting across the floor? Get up

and walk over there like a man.

No, I'm doing a lot of them, you know? Okay.

You got straight knees.

Okay.

Ready?

What does it look like? You're hurting.

Cookie's going deep.

Well, the second question is, do you like it deep? Mm -hmm.

Okay, there you go.

So good, but funny.

Okay, hold on.

Nope,

you're good. You're good.

We'll just go like this.

This is where you're going to need to pay attention.

Okay. Okay.

Before you start having sex.

Okay. You want to put the man's cough in your mouth.

Okay.

And you can start by pulling it out.

Take your time up. Mm -hmm.

You can play with the balls a little bit, but not too hard.

When you feel it start to get hard in your mouth, you know you're doing a good

job.

You want to make sure you don't get your teeth in the way.

Oh, okay. I keep your teeth out.

It has to be so deep.

Just go as deep as you can.

You can practice and work up to that point.

You don't want to have your dick sucked?

Oh, no.

Really?

Really? Just the way it is, yeah.

Really? Guys.

Are you sure?

Yeah.

Better suck your dick and show you how it's done, okay? Okay.

Okay. Oh, sorry. You've got to breathe, too. Sorry.

Okay. Okay, you're good. All right. She's a beaver. She is.

She's a beaver.

So proud of you, Summer.

Oh, my

goodness.

Good job.

You're a natural.

She understands

the assignment.

She's a natural.

Yeah, I just tried to a little bit.

Don't forget the balls. You can mix that with the balls.

You can put them in your mouth like this.

You can rub the shaft at the same time, stroke it, and suck the balls.

Oh, my

goodness. Good job, honey.

You're doing so well.

Why don't you come over and try Bill and Stick?

They're all a little different, you know?

Oh, really?

Yeah. The more practice, the better.

Okay.

but I'm doing it anyway.

Or, you know, do the same, I guess.

Hey, honey.

Hey, baby.

Uh, yeah.

Oh.

She's got that wrist action in there. Good job.

Oh,

man.

Good job, honey. Let's go, baby. Oh, wow.

um

You've done such a great job.

First face, second face, third face.

Should we round home?

Fucking round home. Let's bring it in.

All right. Are you guys ready?

Come on in.

Come on in.

Let's have a cowgirl.

Cowgirl? Come on, just sit on it.

Sit on it. Here we go.

Just go up and down.

Okay.

That's a pussy, Dylan.

Yeah.

Good job, honey.

She's arching back and she's bouncing that big, beautiful ass.

You definitely got big for sure. Good grief.

Just like yours.

Come here. Sit down. Sit down. Both of you sit down.

Honey, we'll see you in a second.

Scoot over. Scoot over.

We've got to teach them about this dog.

So he's just going to... Sometimes you've got to start talking about that

accent. Say, let's see that ass.

Get up. Yeah, look at that.

Just like that.

Remember, roll.

Yeah,

there you go.

Like in and out?

minutes to play any video games?

Answer wisely, son.

I'm really not.

I'm busy, right?

Summer.

You know how this is better than video games?

Get over there!

So this position has many names.

You can refer to it as a cuddle spoon, but exactly it's called a cuddle fight.

That's gross.

Your mama's got to do that laundry. You really going to do that?

Man, shut the fuck up. Get down here and put your dick in. Okay.

Oh, my God. I can't believe you. Really?

That's what impresses me.

Okay. All right.

Just stop talking. Just put your dick in there and just go.

Okay. Here we go.

There you go. Just like that.

Yeah.

Do you see that smile on her face?

Yeah. She thinks she's okay?

Yeah, I think so too. Good job.

Congratulations.

Sweet.

I know where you're going. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah.

All right. You show him.

Now show her.

All right. How about kids?

Don't worry, Summer. There are more orgasms.

All right. Come here.

Put your hand on it.

This one? Yeah. You can just lay. Okay.

Just like that. Okay.

Yeah.

Whatever.

Slide it in.

Put that in right there. Okay.

Yeah? Okay.

Hey sweetie, you remember that position that we did before where you bent over?

Doggy? Yeah, didn't you?

Doggy. Oh, say it again.

Doggy. Oh, get over here. Come here.

Oh,

there we go. Oh my gosh.

What's this one called?

Doggy

All right, just so you two know, this is the finale.

This is what we've been working up for. Big moment.

It's going to blow like fireworks.

Okay. It's going to rain a parade.

Okay. Woo!

Oh, my goodness. All right. All right.

Oh, my God. Get over here. Get over here. On your knees. On your knees.

Yeah, right there.

That's it. Just like that. Ready?

Oh, yes. On my feet.

Oh, my.

Oh, my.

Honey, get on your knees, get on your knees, get on your knees.

Come on honey, get on your knees.

Say one -on -one would really well