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If you

don't

come with me now They're going to find you and lock you up for what you did.

you understand that?

We've got to leave.

I've found a place where I can hide you. We'll be together.

What about my candles and all my books?

We'll come back for them.

I don't know what's happening.

It's so fast.

Do you want to fry an electric chair?

Then help me pack.

Will you stay with me?

Shh. If he hears this, he'll never let you go.

Yes, I'll stay with you.

We'll be together.

Glad you came.

It's so hot in here, isn't it?

I think I should take this off.

What do you think?

No.

No, don't.

Come closer, Lauren.

I'm not gonna bite.

I thought you loved me.

Don't you love me?

I do.

Not like this. Not with him here.

Do you like my legs?

Missy, come with me. Get away from him now.

Would you like to touch them?

Don't you want to be normal?

Not under his spell?

Make love to me, Lauren.

Make love to me.

Snap out of it, Missy.

Snap out of it.

Shake him loose. Come on, Missy.

Donnie, we have a new listing.

I want you to run down and check it out.

The directions are on the back.

Something wrong?

Over bridge.

Second crossroads turn right.

Is anybody here?

Hello?

Anybody here?

Thank you.

Hello? Dottie, what's going on? Your appointment just called.

I'm sorry, Dave. I wasn't feeling well.

So what? You just don't show up? We're running a business here.

Sorry.

I'm really sorry.

All right, look.

The woman's a Hollywood model. She wants to rent a place for a month.

I faxed her a picture of the old plantation, and she's crazy about it. I

you to show it to her.

Excuse me. Yes. Do you know where Brianna Dashwood is?

Yes, she's right over there in the pink shirt.

Myth, you forgot these.

I forgot my mints on windows.

Cut.

What happened to the alligator?

No, well, I appreciate that.

Oh, you must be the real estate agent. Hi, Dottie Brooks. Nice to see you.

Listen, I'm really sorry about earlier.

Oh, no, it's fine.

The good news is I have another house. It's a little smaller, but it's much

cozier. Hmm.

Um, what about the one your office faxed me?

You know, I really don't think that house is you.

I mean, it's so big and cold.

But I'd like to see it nonetheless.

Okay.

It's terrific!

I love it! It's just like Gone with the Wind. I can't wait for Kelly to see

this.

There were people here, upstairs.

It's strange to hear voices, happy voices.

I'm scared, but also I feel a rush of excitement.

I've been alone for so long, except for Lauren.

I hope he sells more of my candles. I'm running out of food.

Yeah, well, he'd like a tree if it had a properly placed knot hole.

He's pretty good looking, and he's a director.

Yeah.

Here, Tom.

Hello, hello, hello.

And you are?

Kelly. Kelly.

Absolutely ravishing.

Oh, thank you.

Hey, Brianna.

Stunning as always?

I aim to stun.

Did you tag her? She's engaged.

How intrigued? In what, Rita?

To be married.

But so young, so... so daisy -fresh, so... totally unfair.

Damon! You said that you could fit this head in me.

Boom speaker.

Indeed I can.

I've done it before.

You'd be amazed what you can do with it, don't you?

Anyway, you next room in your mansion?

No. You're going back to L .A. tomorrow.

That's right. That's right.

Hello, lovelies. Want a ride?

No thanks for waiting on a taxi.

You mean the taxi.

The one and only in the entire car you were to just left the summertime.

You're banging us, right?

I do not beg.

Waited two hours for the pleb ride myself just last week.

Come on, hop in.

Take my chance where we can see them. They're young. They're

distracting.

This is perfect.

This is great.

Look at the pillars.

Do we have any film? Oh, yeah. We got 2 ,000 feet.

Brianna, please.

Get one out there. Wait a minute. I'll take that.

Bless your heart.

Oh, they said they were going to clean this up.

It's a little spooky, isn't it?

Oh, but I didn't like it. Look.

Wow.

This is great.

What an aura.

Real cobwebs.

This is fantastic.

Very filmic.

Damon, I'm on vacation.

What did I shoot?

Come on, it's not going to hurt you.

I've got an idea.

We'll trade you one hour of shooting for two hours of cleaning.

This is the one.

Why can't we just share a bedroom?

She didn't sign the insurance form.

No, I'm sure she did. I gave her the... No, she didn't. She signed the wrong

one.

Look, I want you to run down there and get it signed.

You better hurry before that storm starts.

Okay, girls, look, don't think of this as horny and terrified.

I want you to think about this as terrifiably horny, all right?

Okay, cameras rolling, sound, back to one, action.

Cut, cut, one more time, girls. No, Damon, rap.

Oh, come on, just a martini shot.

You've been saying that all day.

No. Come on, we got it.

Hi, Dottie.

I didn't realize you'd be filming here.

Um, neither did we.

Sorry.

We're finished. I hope it's not a problem.

No, actually, I had to come by because you signed the wrong insurance papers.

I'm sorry. No, it's my fault.

Look, if you could sign right here.

Shit, the porch head. Come on, come on.

Apple boxes.

Let's go.

Cheese. Look,

I don't... have the number there's no phone here till tomorrow if someone's

portable i'm sure it'll let up you're gonna come have a cup of coffee no as

as it eases up i'm gonna make a run for it

Thank you.

Help! Somebody help!

Help! My car! My car is stuck! Hey, hey, it's okay.

Take it easy.

Get inside.

Get inside.

Inside.

Hey, come on.

How about I make a fire? Good idea.

You are absolutely so beautiful.

Thank you.

I'll go get some hot chocolate.

We really need to get you out of these wet things. I can't.

I have to go home.

It's absolutely storming out here. It's really not a good idea.

It's practically a hurricane.

Why don't you take a hot shower? You'll feel a lot better.

No, I'll be fine.

I'll get my car out and I'll go.

Make sure the handbrake's off.

Body lock.

God, look at this maneuver.

That's not my one.

Hey, what are you doing?

I'll be pushed.

I'll done you first.

No, no, you'll sink it more.

It's fucking useless.

Come on, let's leave it.

Come on, you can get a tow truck in the morning and walk through the road. So?

We're done it. Let's go.

God, I'm a beast.

Thanks, DJ. Yeah, no problems.

You're getting proud.

No.

There's a river out there and there's just no way.

Looks like we're spending the night.

No, I can't.

I mean, there's got to be another way out of here.

Are you kidding?

That's insane.

What if my wife were having a baby?

Tough luck.

Yeah, no.

Thanks a lot.

Nobody's moving.

Not the cops, not the sheriff's office, not even AAA.

For how long?

Until the rain stops.

It's like we're just stuck here for a couple of days, that's all.

I can't stay here.

Well, I'm afraid you don't really have much choice, my dear, do you?

But look at the bright side.

All you girls get to... Spend some quality time with me.

Don't bite me, Damon.

Now there's an Americanism I can endorse.

You'll feel better after you take a shower.

Brianna.

Hi. I brought your roof.

I really feel terrible about imposing like this. Oh, but you're not. It's

Some way to start your vacation.

Well, actually, it's kind of exciting, you know, as long as the roof doesn't

start leaking.

Anyway, you are welcome to use our portable downstairs anytime you need to

anyone.

My husband won't even realize I'm gone.

I thought it was urgent that you get home.

I just had to go by the office. It doesn't really matter.

Well,

let me make you this.

Thank you.

Is she okay?

Okay, Bree, fine. Blame me. I'm the one that made it rain so hard and trapped up

here. No, Kel. I wasn't thinking about that at all.

She is so strange.

Who? The broker?

Yeah.

Why? What'd she do?

It's the way she looks at you.

What? that you mean, like, that way?

Oh, you came back.

Are you okay, Missy?

There are people upstairs, Lauren. What are they doing up there?

I know.

Look, I'll get you out just as soon as the rain stops, all right?

He never leaves me like this.

I don't understand. Why is he leaving me like this?

It's such a dull sign to want to see. No, it's not. Yes, it is. It is not?

it is. You're absolutely wrong. It is the same either way.

Well, what do you girls think?

About what?

Well, if a man has sex with another man, he's homosexual. But is a woman a

lesbian if she has sex with another woman?

I think two people should be able to do whatever they want to do.

Hmm, how very modern of you.

Is that to say that if your Bob man liked to visit the farms in Nebraska...

Penis pro to the cow.

He'd be well within his rights according to... Kelly?

I said to people.

Don't mind Damon, Cal.

He's been voted most likely to date outside of species.

And why not?

Okay, anyone?

You don't mind, Mona?

Hey.

Loser of each hand.

has to take an article of clothing and put it in the pot.

Tripoker? No way.

Gee, golly willikers, is that what you yanked there? Come on, Brianna.

Loosen up. Yeah, come on, Brianna. We've seen you close to nothing anyway.

Oh, well, aren't you lucky?

Gee, isn't this cozy?

All of us here together.

Okay.

Word association.

Pink. Strawberry milk.

Mmm.

Pink milk.

Breath.

Chicken.

Thigh.

Wings.

She got you, dammit. Okay, fine.

How about truth or dare?

Yeah, let's play truth or dare. I haven't played that since I was a little

Okay, Kelly.

We'll start with you.

Truth. You have to tell me the truth.

We'll start subtle.

What's your wildest sexual fantasy?

That's not subtle.

I think I'll take the dare.

Okay.

Kiss me on the lips.

What else can I take?

You could take the truth.

What is your wildest sexual fantasy?

Can't somebody else?

No. Take the dare, then. If you won't kiss me, kiss her.

On the lips.

You're joking, right?

The boo hits. Come on. I mean, do it like you mean it.

Come on, Damon. She did it already.

All right.

How about you, Marla?

No. Come on, Marla.

Why don't you share your sexual fantasy with us?

Get us warmed up.

Why don't you warm up yourself?

Why don't you tell Mr. Rickman?

Damon.

Mine, sweet Kelly.

The truth?

Well, the usual.

Long spiked heels.

Wax.

Leather. Lumber.

Honey.

Hello.

You're awfully quiet this evening.

Want to play?

No, thanks.

I was wondering...

All the rooms in this house are unlocked.

Except one.

The one downstairs.

Where is that?

How should I know?

Well, you are the realtor. Come on. Truth.

What's in the basement?

I don't know.

I think you do.

Good night.

Think you upset her?

Maybe the girl should stay here. Absolutely not.

I'm not.

Look at this place.

Unbelievable.

Well, it seems obvious to me that somebody's living down here. Must be the

Campbell knows.

Or Michael Crawford after his last curtain call.

I don't get it.

Michael Crawford? Phantom of the Opera?

Look at the work in me.

At least we don't have to worry about a power outage.

Your daddy said that no one has lived here for 12 years.

Maybe there's a caretaker.

Kel?

Kelly?

Kelly? Are you okay?

It's a little hot in here, isn't it?

Don't you remember?

We were friends.

Donnie!

Don't tell them up here. Please don't tell them, all right?

You okay?

Yeah. You sweated and got... You came running.

I was reading.

A spider fell down.

I hate spiders.

You're okay, and, uh, why the thingy?

She saw a spider.

She saw a spider?

Yeah. You know, the right thing ain't right.

Come back here, Holly.

I didn't mean to.

I mean, I didn't remember this place at all until yesterday.

Did you tell him?

Did you tell him about him?

About what happens here?

I don't know what you mean.

No.

Strap to the rack.

Tiffany?

Chad did it.

That man, Ted.

He killed her.

He killed her.

See, it really wasn't his fault.

He made it happen.

We've got to get you out of here.

But you've got to promise.

You can't tell them anything.

Tiffany would want me to protect you.

Where are you going?

Don't worry.

I'll be around.

There's another storm front coming in after this one.

I wonder what they used to do before they had TV and video.

Well, the men used to get a good old book and a glass of brandy.

And the women would sit on their laps and wiggle their little fannies until

just couldn't control themselves any longer.

And then they'd blow their brains out all night long.

Want to try?

It's called a night count.

In a bit. Seems your fresh -scrubbed young friend isn't as afraid of intimate

human contact as you.

He just wants to finish a wine, Damon.

I don't really have fantasy.

Everybody has fantasies around you.

I do have this reoccurring dream.

It's a very explicit dream.

A wet dream?

What is that? You pee in your sleep?

It's when you climax in your sleep.

I mean, I wouldn't really want this to happen.

But in the dream, it's incredible.

I'm at this party with Bob and suddenly these bikers storm in.

And the leader, he's really gorgeous.

I mean, he's wearing black leather gloves, boots, jeans.

And he comes in and he stands in the middle of the room.

And he looks around at everybody.

And suddenly his eyes, they lock on me.

I'm not scared.

I look right back at him.

He's got these gorgeous piercings in the eyes.

And he takes me by the shoulders and pushes me down on the couch.

And then he just rips my dress off with one tug.

And then he gets out this knife and he cuts my bra strap.

My bra falls off.

And then he cuts my panties.

And he pulls my panties down.

And everybody's watching.

Everybody.

I'm completely naked in front of everyone.

And I don't fight him because I like it.

I mean, I like everybody looking at me.

Bob, he's there watching, and he doesn't do anything. He's too scared. He's

watching just like everyone else.

And then the biker, he puts his

face down between my legs.

And I can feel him.

I mean, God, I can really feel him.

It gets me really hot.

I just want him to fuck me.

I think I even tell him to fuck me.

No.

Please fuck me.

He unzips his pants.

And he lowers himself inside of me.

And we both

have orgasms.

And that's usually when I wake up.

Wrong.

Still a fantasy.

You know, it's usually sort of proper to offer some sort of salutation when

leaving someone's company.

Good night, Damon.

Sleep well, will suffice.

Don't let the bed bug you, baby.

out of the going, didn't I? Yes.

Do you think I shot them?

Yes. You just gave David an open invitation to do whatever he wants.

I mean, if he is what you want, that's fine.

Great. Have a safe time. Have fun.

Kelly? I'm going to die if I don't get a caffeine fit.

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.

Oh, my gosh.

You want to eat?

No, thanks. I think I'll have some breakfast.

What did you do to your hair?

Hey.

I did it for you.

Your bacon's burned.

Sandwiches?

Doesn't look like we're going to get out of here today, either.

What's the rush?

We have food, beverage, pleasure of each other's company.

Fact is, I'm...

I'm very attracted to you, Kelly.

But I sense you may have eyes for someone else in the house.

Am I right?

Of course not. I'm engaged.

Yeah, she mentioned that.

So, uh, what is it, Brianna?

Good morning.

Whoa.

Bell, the influencer.

Morning. You know, they take him full off whenever he is. Oh, hey, not my

telemarketer.

They'll call me cute for nothing. Isn't that right, Ben? Right.

Good morning.

Good morning, Brianna.

Happy Thanksgiving.

Sure.

What are you doing down here? What am I doing down here?

I thought a better question would be, what are you doing down here? I'm

for someone.

No.

There's nobody down here.

Is there something you're not telling us, Dottie?

Something maybe we should know?

No, Damon.

Nothing.

Nothing? Are you sure?

No. I don't want to talk about it, okay?

I keep going back to the night of the party.

The murders.

I can't think of anything else. My thoughts consume me.

I should never smoke that damn addict. How could I have killed them? Was I

really that stoned?

Lauren just got back from town. He says the police are looking for me.

He says he'll never let them get me.

He loves me.

I guess I'm lucky.

What is it with you two?

Did somebody hog the covers or something last night?

Okay. Guess so.

Is it Tuffy?

Marla gonna give me a big wet sloppy gum tonight.

Are

you

okay?

Yeah, I was just looking for a soda, but it looks like I'm gonna have to settle

for some milk.

We need to talk.

What, in the fun?

Yeah.

We can't let what happened last night spoil our friendship.

Last night? What about last night?

I can hardly remember anything. I was so drunk.

You know what? I do remember. And I think we need to talk about it.

Come on in here.

I don't know why we did... Well, I'm not like that. I mean... Well, I... We

could never be.

I don't want that either.

But all that talk of you having trouble with men.

Well, that's true, but that doesn't mean I'm a lesbian.

You were last night. Well, so were you.

Let me see.

Yeah, it was weird.

It was actually kind of nice.

I think once was enough for me, even though I did have a great orgasm.

What about you?

I've never even had an orgasm. You've never what?

I guess I'm what they call frigid, you know? I just can't.

Rihanna, maybe you need to see a doctor or something.

I did.

He asked me to dinner.

What about hypnosis?

Mm -hmm. Yeah.

I'll ask Damon to do it.

That's not such a bad idea. He really does do it. Oh, Callie. Yeah, right.

You do have a certain fondness for the grave, don't you?

What else is there to do trapped here?

Well, one is limited only by one's imagination.

You really are a rat bag, aren't you, David?

Maybe.

They have very pretty features.

Quite striking, really.

Will you take me to the prom?

Who?

See, here we are.

You and me.

Stay, then.

You make my heart pound, Dottie.

I make it pound so hard it hurts.

Do I make your heart pound?

Do I?

Don't.

You're a strong, beautiful woman.

Let the barriers down. We're here, right here, right now.

I went along with it willingly.

Except for the end.

It's this house.

What do you mean it's this house?

Shit! The car went out!

The first time that I came to this house...

I was with my best friend, Tiffany.

I guess there was nine or ten of us here.

Soon after we got here, the owner's son,

Davey, told us about his great -great -grandfather, who was burnt to

death here by his wife.

Davey said... He said that the

spirit still roamed this house.

It really is haunted?

There's something.

I mean, we didn't just talk ourselves into it.

Into what?

Davey said that the, um...

Spirit would make us feel sexy.

It was unavoidable.

We just laughed.

But he said that the spirit was very persuasive and that sooner

or later we'd play.

Play?

Sex games.

It wasn't long after that that we started to hear this

whispering.

I've heard whispers.

So have I.

We were smoking and drinking, and our inhibitions just seemed

to vanish.

We started having sex.

And things just got wilder and wilder.

Let's say for argument's sake that the house has a presence and we've all heard

sounds.

I mean, the supposed law here is sex, not violence.

Isn't that right, Dottie?

I mean, the house has an aphrodisiacal effect on people.

You know what Davey says?

Yeah.

Did he say it makes people killers?

No.

Well, I mean, just because one person flipped out doesn't mean someone else

flip out.

I mean, the law here is sex, not violence.

I, for one, am abhorred by violence.

Absolutely.

I am, too.

And, uh, Dottie, I'd like to apologize.

I'm sorry for the way I behaved earlier.

I'm sorry, too.

What did she mean she saw his eyes?

She's crazy. She talks too much.

I told her not to say anything. You talked to her?

What did you say? You told her I'm here? No, no, no.

I told her that Chad did it.

Mad, mad Chad.

I didn't say nothing about you.

She should have kept her mouth shut.

Remind me next time we're on location to pack at least three cases of wine in

the grip truck. You got it.

Bob must be going nuts not being able to cough.

Must be very insecure, this Bob.

Does he have a small penis?

So, what if he does?

Well, it makes him feel rather inadequate, and he takes it out on you.

I bet he prefers all sex.

Do you really think that we ought to still be doing this?

It's just that we're back on the same subject again.

Why not?

You feel okay, don't you, Jotty?

Actually, I feel pretty good.

Well, back to cunnilingus.

Damon, I need to ask you something.

It's about hypnosis.

What about it?

How good are you, really?

Oh, let me put it like this.

I'm better than the mouse that satisfied the elephant.

And he must have been fucking good.

I'm serious.

So am I.

Damn good.

Put myself through college doing it.

I can make a person smarter.

I can even make a woman's breasts grow larger.

What can I do for you, Brianna?

Could you...

For example, make someone who's never had an orgasm have one.

Well, I can do that without hypnosis.

On second thought, that may be a more appropriate way to go.

Um, are we talking about you?

Yeah.

You're in a place called tranquility, Brianna.

It's very peaceful and warm and safe.

You can return here any time you want.

How do you feel?

I feel fine.

Do you feel warm?

Yeah.

Cozy.

Good.

Brianna.

Your subconscious mind knows why you don't enjoy sex.

I want you to leave tranquility.

Search through your memory records for any sign that will show you why you

enjoy sex.

Leave now.

Search.

What's happening, Brianna? Stop it!

Brianna, this is just a memory. When I count to three, the pain will leave. I

don't want to. You'll just have a memory.

One, two, three.

Where are you?

I'm in my bedroom with Danny Ray.

And he's trying to put it in, and I really don't want him to.

How old are you?

Almost 14.

Did Danny raise your boyfriend?

Yeah,

of course he is.

Why don't you want him to put it in?

Because it's wrong.

Why is it wrong?

Brianna, I want you to go back, further back.

Back to the first time that you ever learned that sex was wrong.

Where are you?

I'm on my farm.

And I went, and I went, be on myself.

And Molly said, I'm a monster.

And then I'm going to burn in hell.

Why? Why? What happened?

I don't want to. Brianna, this is just a memory. I don't want to. Please don't.

It's just a memory, Brianna.

There is no pain.

Colin's your brother? Yes.

You tell me the whole story.

I was bad.

Why?

I... I don't know.

I think that you do.

It's okay to tell me, Brianna.

You'll feel much better if you tell me.

Because it felt good?

He saw me rubbing it, and he wanted to rub it for me. And he told

Michael. And I don't want to hurt him now.

I don't want to. Brianna, this is just a memory.

I don't.

Brianna, this is just a memory. Oh, no.

At your real age, you don't believe people go to hell for having sex, do

No.

Put the memory into perspective.

Nothing bad is going to happen to you.

Do you understand?

Your mother was just trying to scare you.

I understand.

Now that you know that, you feel much better.

You no longer ever have to feel guilty.

For enjoying sex.

For enjoying masturbation.

Be fulfilled whenever you so desire.

You'll have orgasms.

Brianna.

Do you want to have an orgasm now?

Just like that?

Right now?

When I clap my hands, you'll be outside a door.

Not a sexual fantasy.

Are you there?

Yes. Then open the door. Open it.

Is it open?

Yes.

Then go in.

Over there on the bed.

Kevin Clark.

He's smiling at you.

No.

He's not smiling?

It's not him.

Who is lying there, Brianna?

Who is your ultimate sexual fantasy partner lying there?

Alex Trebek.

From the Jeopardy show?

Yeah.

What's he doing?

He's looking at me.

He's lusting for me, he wants me. I'll have orgasms for 300, Alex, please.

He's coming towards you.

Yeah.

Let me kiss you.

How's the kiss?

Oh, so... Show me where his hands are.

Show me how he's touching you.

Inside your room.

He's going to put his tongue on your breasts.

He's there, isn't he, Brianna?

He knows the spot.

Let him take it. Let him take it, Brianna. No holding back.

When we come back with your five, you'll be back awake

in the present with your five companions.

Five, four, three, two, one, awake.

Now that we've released your hidden passion, maybe we should talk

about you and me.

Oh, God.

Don't touch what you can't afford.

I'm just trying to relieve some of the tension caused by the bald man.

Come on, you can't tell me this isn't so good.

Well, okay.

Just don't... Don't worry, I'm not going to try anything.

fucking worth what? Truth, Marla. I couldn't help myself.

Shooter means nothing to me.

Why my man?

Why not him?

It wasn't supposed to be either.

I didn't mean it. Excuse me?

It's just what she said. Shut up.

Shut up!

Look, Marla, I'm sorry I hurt you. Come.

Enjoy yourselves, girls.

I want you off the Johnson shoot.

What?

You caused too much friction.

to keep you, man.

You belong to me.

Please, no.

No.

This will make it better, just like it was before.

Spirit. Spirit.

Can't help you now.

Where is everybody?

Who cares?

Yeah, who cares?

Damon, it's no biggie.

I mean, it's no big deal.

It happens.

Yeah, but not to me.

Both of you dead.

Oh my God, what the hell are you doing here? I just knew you had to be fucking

someone. I was going to call. Don't lie to me. I'm not lying.

I swear, I don't want it to end this way.

So you picked this piece of shit over me?

No, I'm not picking either one of you. I just need some time to calm down.

Fuck!

Well, first there were six little piggies, and then there were three.

And when are there going to be two as they're supposed to be?

Wouldn't you see what I found downstairs?

What did you discover?

I discovered Dorothy's pleasure room.

You did?

Mm -hmm.

Where? Where?

Downstairs. It's incredible.

Full of old antlers and toys.

No way.

Yes, way.

Stay behind me, Kelly!

Kelly! Come on, come on! Stay behind me!

Stop!

No! No!

Get

off

her.

Don't make me use this.

Yeah, I'll get off her.

No!

We'll be right back.

In the phantom light Take your

weapon, boy Prepare to fight

Thank you.