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You really found this in your mom's room?

Yeah, I always hear it buzzing in her drawer when my dad's on business trips,

I grabbed it when she wasn't looking.

Oh, okay.

I don't even know what it is, though.

Yeah, it's like a thorn.

Yeah, I don't know.

What do you think our stepbrothers are doing right now?

I don't know, probably like lame guy stuff.

Probably.

It's kind of boring. You want to go bother them for a little bit?

Yeah, sure. Why not?

Yeah,

get shit on. You suck.

Oh my god,

I died. Dude, are you for real right now?

See, I can't do that because I keep dying.

Hey, what you doing?

Oh, what's up?

Nothing, we're just playing video games.

Can we join?

You guys don't even know how to play video games. It's like a super manly

We can do guy stuff too.

Okay, how about this? Let's make a bet.

If you guys are better at video games than us, I will give you whatever's in

bank account.

But if you're not...

You give me whatever's in your bank account.

Okay. All right, let's see it.

Oh, what?

No way.

Dude. Why are they kind of good?

Yeah.

Okay, you know what?

Video games are for nerds anyways.

I know something way manlier we can do.

There's a basketball here somewhere.

We're gonna play sports.

Gross.

What are you doing? Why have you guys been weird as fuck all day?

What, did you decide to quit then?

Fuck no, you just need to chill out.

Okay.

So this right here is the manliest thing you can do. And if you guys leave or

look away, we win the bet.

Deal? Okay.

Okay.

Bam.

Ugh.

That's disgusting.

Oh my gosh. You gotta look or you lose the bet.

You know, that actually looks exactly like this. Oh my gosh. I totally forgot.

I guess that's... what that's for.

Yeah, it's like we were wondering. A tutorial, basically.

Right, right.

Yeah, so you... Yeah, I mean, if

we're ramping things up...

It's just a bat.

It's a little weird.

See, this will distract them.

There's no way they'll think it's really tough.

What the fuck?

That's... So weird.

Focus on mine, sister. I'll focus on you.

the video.

lose the bet.

Mean dick.

Thank you.

taste this.

Ew. Oh my gosh.

You guys want to quit yet?

Not whenever.

Okay.

That was so good.

My brother fucking you good?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fucking...

That's really good.

You just sucked your dick.

Feels too good.

I did.

I don't want to lose the bet.

Okay.

I

can't

believe you put your dick in my mouth.

You know, it seems like you two really want to fuck each other, so I don't want

you to swap.

Y 'all go there.

Are you serious?

Y 'all two really want to fuck, so... Oh, and you guys don't?

That's why we're switching.

Thank you.