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随我同行，我将破云而出 If you come with me, I'll break the clouds.

让你从云端俯瞰世界 And you'll see a world from up there,

万象皆为崭新 all new to you.

随我同行，我将 If you come with me, I'll

带你去往地球 take you to Earth.

月亮啊月亮，明日便属于你我 The moon, the moon, for us it will be tomorrow.

若圣诞老人经过我的长袜 If Santa passes by my stocking,

我保证不会太过贪心 I promise not to mind a lot.

我唯一的圣诞愿望，就是留住此刻拥有的一切 The only thing I want for Christmas is just to keep the things that I've got.

一双丝绒般的手臂 A pair of velvet arms,

一 a

一枚戒指，勿忘我 ring, forget me not.

圣诞节我唯一想要的礼物，就是守住我所拥有的一切 The only thing I want for Christmas is just to keep the things that I've got.

圣诞节我唯一想要的礼物，就是守住我所拥有的一切 The only thing I want for Christmas is just to keep the things that I've got.

哎呀呀，成败在此一举 Oh me, oh my, it's do or die,

我得学会拍卖场上的吆喝 I've got to learn that auction cry.

我要崭露头角，成为一名拍卖师 I've got to make my mark and be an auctioneer.

二十五美元出价 Twenty-five dollar bid,

接着有人出三十美元 and then a thirty dollar study.

三十美元有人要吗 Will you give me thirty,

出价三十 make a thirty bid.

三十块一口价 A whack of thirty dollar,

有人出三十吗？ will you give me thirty.

谁愿意出三十美元？ Who will give me thirty dollar bid.

有人出到三十美元了 I've got a thirty dollar bid,

现在三十五 and then a thirty five.

有人出三十五吗？ Will you give me thirty five,

好，三十五 and make it thirty five.

三十五有人要吗？ Will you thirty five,

加五块怎么样？ will you give me five.

三十五美元出价 A thirty five dollar bid.

三十五美元出价 Thirty five dollar bid,

然后是四十美元 and then a forty dollar.

四十美元，谁出四十美元 Forty, will you give me forty,

来个四十美元出价 make a forty bid.

四十美元出价 A poor of forty dollar,

谁愿出四十美元 will you give me forty.

谁愿出价四十美元 Who will give me forty dollar bid.

四十美元出价一次 I've got a forty dollar bid,

然后四十五美元 and then a forty five.

能不能给我四十五块 Will you give me forty five,

就四十五块成交 and make it forty five.

能不能少五块 Will you give me five,

这头猪四十五块卖掉了 sold that hog for a forty five dollar bid.

从那个上学的男孩长大 Now from the boy who went to school,

变成了行事冷静的男人 there grew a man who played it cool.

他是这么说的 That's what he said.

你...呃... You, er...

你坐过摩托车吗？ You ever been on a motorbike?

哦，呃... Oh, er...

不 No.

那你从没和骑摩托车的交往过？ Never been with a biker then?

我？ Me?

骑摩托车的？ Biker?

没有 No.

你呢？ Have you?

不，我没有 No, I haven't.

不是我喜欢的类型 Not my cup of tea.

那么，呃... So, er...

你妈妈是不是给你安排了很多相亲对象？ Does your mum set you up with lots of guys?

不，你是第一个 No, you were the first.

哦 Oh.

我真走运 Lucky me.

我得去撒个尿 I need a piss.

一起去？ Coming?

开玩笑的 Joking.

呃... Er...

再来一杯就走... One more and then...

我们该动身了 let's make a move.

好 Great.

抱歉，各位 Sorry, lads.

嗨 Hi.

下一位是谁？ Who's next?

嗨 Hi.

呃... Erm...

你们有什么口味的薯片？ What crisps do you have?

原味、盐醋味、 Ready, salted, salt and vinegar,

什锦鸡尾酒味 all cocktail.

每种来一包 We'll have one of each.

4.8英镑 £4.80.

让我看看... Let's see...

没关系 That's OK.

你好 Hello.

嗨 Hiya.

怎么样，科尔？ How was it, Cole?

玩得开心吗？ You had a nice time?

嗯 Yeah.

是的 Yeah.

他人不错吧？ Nice chap, isn't he?

嗯哼 Mm-hm.

好了 All right.

晚安，亲爱的 Night, darling.

明早八点穿袜裤，好吗？ Stockings at eight, OK?

怎么了？ What's wrong?

太棒了！ Yay!

你赢什么了？ What have you won?

太厉害了，妈妈 Amazing, Mum.

哦，谢谢 Oh, thank you.

简直美极了 Absolutely gorgeous.

我去医院取几张空白单子 I'll pick some blanks at the hospital.

非常感谢 Thank you very much.

你还好吗，麦克斯？ You all right, Max?

亲爱的，你没事吧？ You all right there, love?

你的晚餐拿到了吗？ Have you got your dinner?

把你的饼干给我们看看 Give us your cracker.

太棒了，妈妈 Amazing, Mum.

小乖乖，把车门打开 Lassie, open that car.

来，爸爸，吃块饼干 Here, Dad, have a cracker.

你拿到彩泥了吗？ Did you get some Play-Doh?

想在这里玩吗？ Want to do it here?

噢，对，没错，没错 Oh, right, yeah, yeah.

他叫什么名字？ What's his name?

呃... Um...

我其实没...呃... I didn't really, er...

你不知道他的名字？ You don't know his name?

我没问，唐 I didn't ask, Don.

如果你需要，我可以在附近等着 I can wait nearby if you want.

没事，没关系 It's fine, it's OK.

把狗带上 Take the dog.

这儿不干净 It's not clean.

我不想带狗去约会 I don't want to take the dog.

哪个正常人会在圣诞节当天约人出去？ What normal person asks someone for a date on Christmas Day?

嗯，也许他独自一人 Well, maybe he's alone.

是啊，可能他挺孤单的 Yeah, maybe he's lonely.

说不定我会被人敲晕脑袋什么的 Maybe I'll get my head bashed in or something.

别胡说八道 Nonsense.

别理你哥 Ignore your brother.

这可是场冒险 It's an adventure.

科林什么时候喜欢冒险了？ Since when did Colin like adventures?

我觉得摩托车手听起来挺刺激的 Well, I think a biker sounds exciting.

他可以借你爸的皮夹克穿 He can borrow your dad's leather jacket.

好的 OK.

平安夜，至圣夜 Holy night, holy

圣母圣婴，纯洁可爱 night Round yon virgin mother and child Holy infant so tender and mild Sleep in heavenly

静享天赐安眠 peace Sleep in heavenly peace

唱得真好 Beautiful.

真美 Beautiful.

哦，糟糕 Oh, bugger.

别管了 Leave it.

就放着吧 Just leave it.

我该拿你 What

怎么办呢？ am I going to do with you?

随你处置 Whatever you want.

真的吗？ Really?

把手举起来 Hold up your hands.

反过来 Other way.

哦 Oh.

哦 Oh.

其实这个手势我认识 I know this one, actually.

那么，呃…… So, uh...

准备好了吗？ Ready?

嗯 Yeah.

哇，你力气真大 Wow, you're strong.

给我 You give.

不好意思…… Excuse...

给我 You give.

太好了！ Yes!

太棒了！ Yes!

对不起 Sorry.

抱歉 Sorry.

卧倒 Down.

卧倒 Down.

舔一下 Lick.

好的 Alright.

舔一下 Lick.

好的 Alright.

好的 Yeah.

雷 Ray.

科林 Colin.

那么，如果你，嗯，不介意走一小段路的话 So, if you, um, don't mind a little walk.

来的路上我看到一家酒吧营业到午夜 I saw a pub on my way here that's open till midnight.

我得走了 I gotta go.

嘿，姑娘 Hey, girl.

当然可以 Yeah, of course.

你当然得走了 Of course you do.

呃... Um...

抱歉，我刚才有点... Sorry, I was a bit...

刚才我有点不知所措 I was a bit hopeless earlier.

我想就像生活中大多数事情一样 I guess like most things in life,

多练习练习就好了 it just takes a bit of practice.

是啊 Yeah.

要不，嗯…… Maybe, um...

我可以陪你练习 I could practice with you.

这个…… Um...

我平时不太有空，所以…… I'm not around much, so...

啊，好吧 Ah, yeah.

那好吧，科林 All right then, Colin.

圣诞快乐 Merry Christmas.

谢谢 Thank you.

他活过来啦！ He lives!

是啊，差不多吧 Yeah, just about.

我早说了，冷空气会把你的喉咙给冻坏的 I told you that cold air would turn your throat inside out.

玩得开心吗？ You having a nice time?

嗯 Hm.

他人不错 Nice chap.

嗯，是啊 Hm, yeah.

嗯，你交到男朋友了吗？ Hm, did you get yourself a boyfriend?

哦，没有，我觉得不算吧 Oh, no, I don't think so,

妈 Mum.

我觉得他没怎么喜欢我 I don't think he liked me that much.

哦，他当然会这样 Oh, of course he did.

你们接吻了吗？ Did you kiss?

我觉得这不关你的事 I don't think that is any of your business,

所以…… so...

好吧，说得也对 Well, fair enough.

嗯 Hm.

行吧 Right.

再来块巧克力 One more chocolate.

兰子 Ranko.

你今晚有安排吗？ You got plans tonight?

没什么 Nothing.

你那个骑摩托的小伙子有消息了吗？ Any news from that biker chap of yours?

他不是我的骑手，妈 He's not my biker, Mum.

有什么我能帮忙的吗？ Anything I can do to help?

不用不用不用！ No, no, no!

抱歉，我只是奉命行事 I'm sorry, I'm just following orders,

女士 Ma'am.

你说什么？ Excuse me?

不好意思 Excuse me.

等等 Hold on.

你晚上睡得着吗？ Do you sleep well at night?

抱歉，问我晚上睡得好吗？ Sorry, do I sleep well at night?

是的 Yeah.

我只是在执行命令 I'm just following orders,

女士 Ma'am.

执行命令？ Following orders?

如果你想申诉 If you want to appeal,

这里有个... there's a...

哦，我不想申诉 Oh, I don't want to appeal.

得了吧，赶紧把你那该死的罚单拿掉 Come on, just take your fucking ticket off.

呃... Erm...

喂？ Hello?

对，我在上班 Yeah, I'm at work.

你说什么？ Excuse me?

那个... Erm...

不好意思，我们还没谈完呢 Excuse me, we're not done yet.

如果我提前下班的话，嗯... If I leave early, yeah,

要是现在就走... if I leave now...

你哪儿都别想去 You're not going anywhere.

好，我把地址发你 Right, I'll text you the address.

你聋了？ Are you deaf?

呃，是的，我应该不会太久 Er, yeah, I shouldn't be long,

所以... so...

去你妈的，你个傻逼！ Fuck you, you fucking prick!

真棒 Lovely.

滚，快滚！ Go on, fuck off!

好的，行，知道了，一会儿见 Yeah, OK, alright, see you in a bit.

嗯 Yeah.

科尔？ Cole?

怎么了？ Yeah?

这些怎么样？ What about these?

他不需要礼物 He doesn't need a present,

妈妈 Mum.

香皂 Soap.

一些不错的香皂 Some nice soap.

是啊，拿吧 Yeah, go on.

皮特？ Pete?

呃…… Erm...

皮特，你拿了那块好香皂吗？ Pete, have you taken that nice soap?

天哪，你真高 Gosh, you're tall.

呃，抱歉，佩吉，呃 Er, sorry, Peggy, er,

呃，佩吉，彼得，嗯 er, Peggy, Peter, erm,

很高兴见到你 nice to meet you.

好 Right.

您好吗？ How do you do?

嗯，来一杯快饮？ Erm, time for a quick drink?

呃，不，谢谢，写作时不喝 Er, no, thank you, not when I'm writing.

不，当然不，我 No, of course not, I was,

我在想，我…… I was thinking, I...

好样的，对，嗯 Good lad, yeah, well,

嗯，软一点的 well, something soft.

我们最好出发吧 We'd better get going.

雷，你听口音不像本地人 You, er, you don't sound local,

Ray.

老家在哪里？ Where's home?

奇斯尔赫斯特 Chiselhurst.

奇斯尔赫斯特？ Chiselhurst?

那地方很不错 That's very nice.

我从没想过科林会是奇斯尔赫斯特那类人 I've never thought of Colin as a chiselhurst sort of person.

没事，他能适应的 Nah, he'll survive.

好吧 Alright.

别这样，科林 Come on, Colin.

好了，你刚刚... Alright, you just...

行了，嘿 Alright, hey.

哦，呃，雷，雷，抱歉打扰一下 Oh, er, Ray, Ray, sorry to fuss,

但是，呃，你确实有个备用头盔吧 but, er, you do have a spare helmet,

对吗？ yes?

是的 Yes.

不过他真的得戴上它 Only he actually has to wear it.

因为，呃，没有头盔他不能上车 Because, er, he's not getting on without one.

他不能没有这个 He is not getting on without one.

太好了 Great.

这车真不错 Nice bike.

纯黑色 Plain black.

不像现在到处见的那种亮瞎眼的霓虹色玩意儿 None of this neon crap like you see everywhere nowadays,

对吧？ eh?

科林 Colin.

嗯 Yep.

你确定知道自己在做什么吗？ You sure you know what you're doing?

放心，老爸 Yeah, don't worry, Dad.

我不担心这个 I'm not worried.

我遇见科林妈妈时还骑自行车呢 I rode a bike when I met Colin's mum.

双胞胎出生后我就把车卖了 Sold it when twins come along.

买了个特别贵的婴儿车 Bought a very expensive pram.

你们俩应该不用操心这些吧？ I don't suppose you two need to worry about that?

还没...我是说，暂时还没有 Not... I mean, not yet,

至少现在没有 anyway.

好吧 Alright,

祝你们玩得开心 have a good one.

好的 Right.

玩得开心 Have fun.

小心地上的冰！ Watch out for the ice!

哎呀，杰克，这可能有点烂 Gee, Jack, it might be a bit crap,

不过，呃... but, er...

嘿，姑娘 Hey, girl.

哦，你好，罗茜 Oh, hello, Rosie.

你还记得我吗？ Do you remember me?

谢谢 Thank you.

把门关上 Shut the door.

稍等一下 One second.

这间公寓真不错 It's a lovely flat.

没想到你还有架钢琴 Didn't think you'd have a piano.

没想到吗？ No?

确实没想到 No.

你看起来不像会弹钢琴的人 Don't seem like the sort.

那我看起来像哪种人？ So what sort do I seem like?

哦，不，不，不 Oh, no, no, no.

我这是夸你呢 I meant it as a compliment,

明白吗？ you know?

我先带你熟悉下环境，然后你来做晚饭怎么样？ Why don't I show you where everything is and then you can make dinner?

晚饭？ Dinner?

晚饭 Dinner.

呃，我得先声明我厨艺不太行 Um, I should say that I'm a bit of a lousy cook,

不过，嗯，我可以试试看 but, um, you know, I can give it a go.

你在这儿住很久了吗 Have you lived here long,

雷？ then, Ray?

锅碗瓢盆都在下面 Pots and pans down there.

嗯，对 And, er, yeah.

今晚简单吃点 Something quick tonight.

意面吧 Pasta.

芝士少放点 Go easy on the cheese.

好了 Here we go.

在这吃还是...? We eating here or...?

嗯，这儿就行 Yeah, here's good.

放下 Down.

放下 Down.

没人 Nothing.

该睡觉了 Time for bed.

诺拉 Nora.

怎么了？ Sorry?

你打呼噜吗？ Do you snore?

哦，不会 Oh, no.

不不不 No, no, no.

完全不打 Not at all.

你的膀胱怎么样？ How's your bladder?

你会在半夜叫醒我冲进洗手间吗？ Are you going to wake me up and run into the bathroom in the middle of the night?

呃，哦，我明白了 Er, oh, I see.

不会不会 No, no.

我觉得我的，呃，膀胱挺好的 I think my, um, bladder's pretty good,

真的 actually.

好吧，如果你安静点 Well, if you're quiet,

可以让你睡在地毯上 you can sleep on the rug.

地毯？ The rug?

不然的话，你就得去走廊 If not, you should go in the hallway.

抱歉，如果不合你心意 Sorry if this is not to your liking.

我可不是咖啡师 I'm no barista.

那我算是过关了吗？ Do I pass, then?

过关了有什么好处？ What do I get if I pass?

停下！ Stop!

住手！ Stop!

认输吗？ Do you give?

不认！ No!

认输吗？ Do you give?

不认！ No!

好吧 Alright.

不认！ No!

不认！ No!

我认输！ I give!

我认输！ I give!

我认输！ I give!

别动 Don't move.

趴下 On your front.

停 Stop.

刚才真是抱歉 I'm sorry about that.

我没想到会这么疼 I didn't think it was going to hurt so much.

要我送你一程吗？ Shall I finish you off?

哦，太好了 Oh, good.

多谢款待 Thanks for having me.

祝你好运 For a lucky time.

我们到了 Here we are.

好吧 Alright, then.

那我先走了 I'll be off.

六点前别回来 Don't come back before six.

要是提前回来，你就在外面等着 If you do, you'll have to wait outside.

呃…… Um...

怎么了？ What?

六点 Six.

今天 Today.

哦，抱歉，你今晚有事吗？ Oh, sorry, are you busy tonight?

难道科林·史密斯最近成了抢手货，就我不知道？ Is there a booming market for Colin Smiths that I'm not aware of?

嗯，不是的，只是... Well, no, but it's just...

怎么了？ What?

好吧 Yeah.

六点见 See you at six.

我需要你去买些东西 I need you to pick up some things.

给你 Here.

这是购物清单 Takes to your shopping list.

好的，没问题 Yeah, okay.

这些你留着吧 You can keep these.

我不需要巧克力 I don't need chocolate.

呃，不是的 Well, no.

你当然不是了 Of course you don't.

我是说... I mean...

给自己买个肛塞吧 Buy yourself a butt plug.

你那里太紧了 You're too tight.

是啊 Yeah.

嗯嗯，对 Yeah, yeah.

呃... Um...

好极了 Lovely.

这主意听起来不错 That sounds like a plan.

那就再见了 Bye, then.

嗯…… Um...

嗯 Yes.

你选了哪个方向？ What direction?

你最后到底去哪了？ Where did you end up going?

你该不会去了…… You didn't go...

就是他吗？ That's him?

对 Yeah.

那是你男朋友？ That's your boyfriend?

哦不，他不是我男朋友 Well, no, he's not my boyfriend.

我们...我们有约定 We are... We have an arrangement.

你是怎么搞定这种男人的？ How do you get a man like that?

嗯，他说我天生就懂得忠诚 Well, he says that I have an aptitude for devotion.

那么，他答应了？ So, he's on?

是的 Yeah.

现在，答应什么了？ Now, what on?

雷？ Ray?

哈，哈，哈，哈，哈！ Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!

看起来不错 Looking good.

我不知道你能否听进这番话 I don't know if you can listen to this,

萨姆 Sam.

哦，快看 Oh, look at that.

哦 Oh.

你喜欢这个吗？ Do you like that one?

你喜欢吗？ Do you like it?

我喜欢 I do.

我愿意 I do.

我愿意 I do.

祝你生日快乐 Happy birthday to you.

祝你生日快乐 Happy birthday to you.

生日快乐，亲爱的科林 Happy birthday, dear Colin.

祝你生日快乐 Happy birthday to you.

抱歉 Sorry.

是雷打来的 It's Ray.

喂？ Hello?

好的，当然，没问题 Yeah, sure, no problem.

嗯，抱歉，稍等一下 Yeah, sorry, one second.

好了 Ready.

是的 Yeah.

好的，那我们大约一小时后见 Alright, I'll see you in about an hour then.

抱歉啊 Sorry about that.

嘿 Hey.

嘿 Hey.

没事吧？ Everything okay?

那我们什么时候能见见你那位雷？ So, when are we going to get to meet this Ray of yours then?

你们已经见过了，对吧？ You have, haven't you?

就半秒钟，黑灯瞎火的 For half a second, in the dark,

三个月前 three months ago.

你妈以前总把我当获奖奶牛似的满镇炫耀 Your mum used to parade me around town like a prized cow.

我们没那么丢人现眼吧 We're not that embarrassing,

是吗？ are we?

不，不，你们不是 No, no, you're not.

好吧，那我们约个时间见面 Alright, well, let's get a date in the diary,

宜早不宜迟 sooner rather than later.

晚餐做点好吃的？ Having something nice for dinner?

是啊，法式焗土豆 Yeah, a potato dauphinoise.

哦，挺讲究啊 Oh, fancy.

这么说，雷很会做饭咯？ So, is Ray a good cook then?

是我在做饭，雷 I know I'm cooking, Ray.

雷不做饭 Ray doesn't cook.

哦，对了 Oh, right.

所以，他要你买食材，自己做生日晚餐？ So, he's making you buy and cook your own birthday dinner?

是啊，不过我无所谓 Yeah, I mean, I don't mind.

这可是你的生日，科林 It's your birthday, Colin.

你该被宠上天才对 You should be spoilt rotten.

就算雷不会做饭，至少也该带你出去吃顿好的 If Ray can't cook, he could at least take you out somewhere nice.

你想说点什么吗？ Do you want to say something?

你确定？ Are you sure?

确定 Yeah.

嗯，其实，还真有件事 Well, actually, there is something.

我在想，你也许什么时候可以来和我父母一起吃顿晚饭 I was wondering if maybe you might want to come have dinner with my parents sometime.

呃…… Uh...

和你父母共进晚餐？ Dinner with your parents?

是的 Yeah.

你愿意吗？ And you'd like that?

不，我是说，你知道的 Yeah, no, I mean, you know,

他们会愿意的 they would.

哦 Oh.

我觉得这不是个好主意 I don't think that's a very good idea.

好吧 Okay.

不行 No.

抱歉 Sorry.

或许有什么办法能说服你 Could you maybe be persuaded,

你懂吧？ you know?

就当是生日礼物行不行 Could it be like a birthday present,

好吗？ maybe?

科林，你该不会是在期待生日礼物吧？ I hope you're not expecting a birthday present,

Colin.

不不，我没有 No, no, I'm not.

只是我妈，她想正式见见你 It's just Mum, she wants to meet you properly.

而且，嗯…… And, um...

她病得很重，你知道的 She's quite ill, you know.

事实上，她已经时日不多了 She's dying, actually.

但我并不想强迫你…… But I don't want to force you to...

不想吗？ No?

不想 No.

好吧 Okay.

可听起来你明明就是想这么做 Well, it sounds like that is exactly what you're trying to do here.

我没有 No, I'm not.

你就有 You are.

你是 You are.

抱歉，我不是故意惹你不高兴的 I'm sorry I didn't mean to upset you.

哦，你再怎么努力也惹不到我 Oh, you couldn't upset me if you tried.

你看起来挺不高兴的 You seem pretty upset,

所以... so...

所以什么？ So, what?

嗯？ Hmm?

你怎么看，史蒂夫？ What do you think, Steve?

搞什么鬼？ What the hell?

哇哦，哇哦，哇哦！ Whoa, whoa, whoa!

史蒂夫？ Steve?

怎么了，史蒂夫？ What's the matter, Steve?

起来！ Get up!

你在干什么？ What are you doing?

放开我！ Get off me!

哇，哇！ Whoa, whoa!

我来把他弄上去 I'll bring him up.

把网准备好接住他 Get that net under him.

快一点 Come on.

你抓到了什么？ What have you got?

是金枪鱼 It's a tuna.

抓住他的胳膊！ Grab his arm!

抓住你的... Keep your...

推他！ Push him!

对不起 Sorry.

其实，我很抱歉 I'm sorry, actually.

史蒂夫！ Steve!

加油，凯文！ Come on, Kevin!

过来，科林！ Come here, Colin!

嗨！ Hi!

过来，科林 Come here, Colin.

你被换下场了 You've been subbed out,

伙计 mate.

来吧，凯文 Come on, Kevin.

他来了 Here he comes.

哦，太棒了！ Oh, yeah!

冠军风范！ Champion!

嗨，科林！ Hi, Colin!

来吧 Come on.

咱们上 Let's do it.

别撅嘴了，科林 Stop pouting, Colin.

拉他！ Pull him!

下一个是谁？ Who's next?

加把劲啊，伙计们 Come on, guys.

来啊 Come on.

暂停一下 Time out.

暂停 Time out.

你和雷进展得怎么样？ How's it going with you and Ray?

挺好的 It's going good.

没错，棒极了 Yes, it's great.

你们俩在一起真般配 You guys look really good together.

谢谢 Thank you.

不，我是认真的 No, I mean it.

他确实帅得离谱 He really is impossibly handsome.

你正好衬托出了他的优点 You sort of bring his qualities into relief.

你们俩接过吻吗？ Did you two ever kiss?

没有 No.

你难道不想吗？ Don't you miss it?

不想 No.

我可受不了不接吻的恋爱 I couldn't put up with no kissing.

这会让我抓狂的 It would drive me nuts.

嘿，你还好吗？ Hey, you all right?

趴下 On

背朝上 your back.

哦，天哪 Oh, God.

我希望你不是为了让我好受些才留这个发型 I hope you're not keeping your hair like that to make me feel better,

因为并没有 because it doesn't.

你的头发曾是你最好的特征 Your hair was your best feature.

呃，雷喜欢我这个样子 Well, Ray likes it like this.

所以，雷是理发师吗？ So, is Ray a hairdresser?

我也不知道 I don't know.

我都说了他为人谨慎 I told you he's discreet.

是啊，但这到底是什么意思？ Yeah, but what does that actually mean?

意思就是，妈，别问私人问题 It just means, Mum, don't ask personal questions.

好了，到此为止吧 Right, that's enough.

来 Come on.

大家干杯 Cheers, everyone.

谢谢你们能来，伙计们 Thanks for coming, boys.

干杯 Cheers.

把冰球放进去 Puck in.

这英国的夏天可真够呛 British summer we're having.

还记得南非吗？ Remember South Africa?

哦，蜜月旅行 Oh, honeymoon.

不过那地方确实很棒 Amazing place, though.

冒昧问一句，你去过吗？ Can I ask, have you ever been?

没去过 No.

那地方太惊艳了 Amazing place.

是啊，我的医生建议我穿这种袜子 Yeah, my doctor's advised me to wear these socks.

他说这袜子效果会很明显 You know, he says they'll make a real difference.

话说你试过这种袜子吗？ I mean, have you tried them?

印象派袜子？ Impression socks?

不是 No.

据说它能托住你 They hold you, apparently,

让你停下来 and stop you.

你经常坐飞机吗，雷？ Do you fly a lot, Ray?

不常坐 Not really.

这肉汁太棒了 This gravy is incredible.

布罗利最好的肉汁 Best gravy in Broly.

如果不介意的话，能透露你的秘诀吗？ What's your secret, if you don't mind?

噢，没什么 Oh, no.

我把鸡肉放在烤架上，这样所有的肉汁... Well, I put the chicken on a rack so that all of the juices...

抱歉 Sorry.

不好意思 Sorry.

我把鸡肉放在烤架上，让鸡肉的汁水流到蔬菜上 I put the chicken on a rack and let the juices from the chicken go onto the veg.

等鸡肉烤好后 And then once the chicken's done,

我就把它取出来 I remove it.

然后在那些蔬菜里 And then into those veg,

混着所有的鸡肉汁 with all the chicken juices,

我加一点面粉和少许辣酱 I add a little bit of flour and a dash of hot sauce.

哦，加辣酱是吧？ Oh, hot sauce, huh?

是啊 Yeah.

科林做的肉汁很不错 Colin makes a good gravy.

嗯，科林做的煎蛋卷也还可以 Mmm, Colin makes a pretty good omelette,

不过也就这样了 but that's about it.

你最近怎么样？ What's up with you?

我怎么样？ What's up with me?

对啊，你最近怎么样？ Yeah, what's up with you?

妈，咱们聊点别的吧 Mum, let's talk about something else.

嗯，我同意 Yeah, I agree.

我觉得我们可以聊聊... I think we can talk about...

不不不，别这样 No, no, no, no, no.

雷，你知道的 Because you know, Ray,

因为我向来不评判别人 because I'm not one to judge.

我只是好奇 I'm just interested.

你有什么秘密？ What's your secret?

难道你还有另一重人生？ Have you got another life?

是不是在什么地方藏着个丈夫？ Have you got a husband somewhere?

佩姬... Peggy...

或者妻子？ Or a wife?

所谓“谨慎”其实是这个意思？ Is that what discreet actually means?

意思是你有两个老婆和十个孩子吗？ Does it just mean that you've got two wives and ten kids?

你不用说的 You don't have to say.

谢谢 Thank you.

我会记住的 I'll keep that in mind.

很抱歉 I'm sorry.

我不太喜欢你跟我儿子说话的方式 I'm not sure I like the way you talk to my son.

那没关系 Well, that is fine.

不需要你喜欢 It's not for you to like.

你说什么？ Excuse me?

我看得出我让你不自在了 I can see that I make you uncomfortable.

让你感到不安的是我们的关系 That our relationship makes you uncomfortable.

但你觉得让你不舒服的东西就会对你儿子有害... But deciding that what makes you uncomfortable is bad for your son...

老实说，这种想法相当落后 Honestly, that's a pretty backwards way of thinking.

你说什么？ I beg your pardon?

我只是觉得你的说法有点无知 I'm just saying you sound a little ignorant.

是吗？你说话可真够刻薄的 Well, you sound like a cunt.

妈！ Mum!

不，我很抱歉，科尔 No, I'm sorry, Cole.

在我死之前，我想知道... I'd like to know, before I die,

我想知道我儿子是不是在和一个疯子交往 I'd like to know if my son is going out with a nut job.

这要求很过分吗？ Is that too much to ask?

还是聊点别的吧 Let's talk about something else.

科林 你根本不知道他的底细 Colin, you don't know who he is.

也不知道他做什么工作 You don't know what he does.

不清楚他是理发师还是连环杀手 You don't know if he's a hairdresser or a serial killer.

说不定正在被通缉 He could be on the run.

他长得太帅 不像是逃犯 Well, he's too good-looking to be on the run.

太引人注目了 He'd turn too many heads.

根本逃不掉 He wouldn't get away with it.

他确实英俊非凡 He is very good-looking.

他真是个怪胎！ He's a creep!

我们的儿子在和一个长得好看的怪胎约会，而你 Our son is going out with a good-looking creep and you,

你居然还鼓励他 you're encouraging him.

科林 Colin.

科林，拜托 Colin, come on.

科林 Colin.

玫瑰是红色的 Roses are red.

紫罗兰是蓝色的 Violets are blue.

每日跟随你脚步，让我更靠近你的心 Each day at your heel brings me closer to you.

你的手握着节流阀 Your hand on the throttle,

你的控制欲如此强烈 your levers so tight.

我日夜渴求你的指令 I crave your command from morning to night.

你的掌控是一种承诺 Your grip is a promise.

你的目光似烈焰灼灼 Your gaze a hot flame.

在你面前我微不足道 Next to you I'm nothing.

但我依然完全属于你 I'm yours all the same.

哦，是的 Oh, yes.

来吧，宝贝 Come on, baby.

你带来的欢愉 The pleasure you give,

与你施加的痛楚 the pain that you bring,

这份感情我收下了 I'll take it all right.

但你是我的 But you are mine.

在大邓莫村里 In the village of Great Dunmo,

每年都会把一块熏肉奖给从未吵过架的夫妻 there's a side of bacon given every year to the couple who haven't had a single quarrel.

我和佩吉本来年年都能赢那块熏肉 Well, me and Peggy could have won that bacon every year.

所有条件我们都符合 We had every possible qualification.

除了不住在大邓莫村 Apart from not living in Great Dunmo.

今天我们齐聚此地告别佩吉 As we gather today to say goodbye to Peggy,

别...别只沉溺于悲伤 let's not, let's not focus on the sadness.

让我们共同庆祝她美好的一生 Let's celebrate a lovely life.

对不起 Sorry.

那么，情况怎么样？ So, how was it?

挺好的 It was good.

到场的人很多 It was good turnout.

哦，不错 Oh, nice.

不！ No!

诺兰！ Nolan!

你屁股还好吗？ How's your ass?

我没事 I'm fine.

让我看看 Let me see.

没关系 It's fine.

你得用冷水冲洗一下 You need to put cold water on them,

好吗？ okay?

不要 No.

不要 No.

尽量把手放在水外面 Try to hold your hands out of the water.

谢谢 Thank you.

嗯 Mmm.

嘿，呃，想听个披萨笑话吗？ Hey, um, do you want to hear a pizza joke?

不了，太“奶酪”了（双关：太俗套了） No, it's too cheesy.

你是要开始吃，还是想让我继续说下去？ Are you going to eat or do you want me to keep going?

我这儿的披萨笑话可多着呢 Because I've got plenty of pizza jokes here.

我要开吃了 I'm going to start eating.

我可以跟你耗一整晚，宝贝 I can go all night, baby.

睡床上吧 Sleep on the bed.

没关系 It's fine.

我现在感觉好多了 I'm feeling much better now.

这不是在征求你意见 It wasn't a question.

你知道我爱你，对吧？ You know I love you, right?

嗯 Yeah.

不是你想的那样 That's not what this is,

科林 Colin.

重点不是这个 That's not the point.

而是... It's...

爱才是这一切的重点 love the whole point.

什么的重点？ Of what?

所有事 Everything.

呃... Um...

我能问你件事吗？ Can I ask you something?

嗯哼 Mm-hmm.

所以... So...

我一直在想... I've been thinking...

那个... and, uh...

你可以不用答应 You don't have to say yes.

我知道那次是... I know it was a...

算是一次性的特殊情况 It was a sort of one-off thing.

不过... But, um...

我在想能不能... I was wondering if maybe I could...

多几次睡在你床上？ sleep in your bed a bit more often?

当然不是天天都这样 Not all the time, obviously.

但也许... But maybe...

可以每周一次？ once a week?

其实说不定，嗯... In fact, maybe, um...

我们可以每周空出一天 once a week we could sort of have a,

呃... uh...

当作休息日 a day off.

你觉得呢？ You know?

那天我们可以一起在床上醒来 A day where we wake up in bed together.

在餐桌边吃早餐 Eat breakfast at the table.

嗯... Um...

我不知道 I don't know.

比如一起弹个钢琴二重奏 Play a duet on the piano,

诸如此类的事 that sort of thing.

不是每天都要，我真的... Not every day, I really...

我也不会想要那样 I wouldn't want that,

但是... but...

一周一次的话，应该会不错 Once a week, it could be nice.

可能会很有意思 It could be fun.

对我们俩来说都是 For both of us.

不 No.

不吗？ No?

好吧 Fair enough.

那一个月一次呢？ How about once a month?

不行 No.

不行？ No?

想过吗？ Ever think?

你说什么？ Excuse me?

我压根没想过 Just never think about it.

科林 如果你不快乐... Colin, if you're not happy...

不 我很快乐 No, I'm happy.

雷，我真的挺开心的 Ray, I'm really happy.

只是觉得或许还能更幸福一点 I could just maybe be a bit happier,

仅此而已 that's all.

该睡了 Time for bed.

我再看会儿，把这章看完 I'm gonna stay up, finish this chapter.

你在干嘛？ What are you doing?

没什么 Nothing.

哦 Oh.

靠！ Fuck!

把我的T恤脱了 Take off my T-shirt.

别皱着眉头 Stop scowling.

摘下来 Take it off.

雷蒙德？ Raymond?

你看起来嘴巴小得很 You look very small-mouthed.

而且显老 And old.

你说什么？ What did you say?

我想你应该听清楚了 I think you may have heard me.

雷蒙德，拜托 Raymond, please.

嗯？ Huh?

雷蒙德？ Raymond?

下来！ Get off!

想比划比划吗？ Fancy a wrestle?

嗯？ Huh?

想比划比划吗？ Fancy a wrestle?

认不认输？ Do you give?

认输吗？ Do you?

醒醒！ Wake up!

醒醒！ Wake up!

请 Have

坐吧 a seat.

这是什么东西？ What's this?

早餐 Breakfast.

我不明白 I don't understand.

我想我们可以试着休息一天 I thought we could try a day off.

那么，呃... So, um...

你想做什么？ What would you like to do?

好吧，今天... Well, today...

嗯... Um...

你想做什么呢？ What do you want to do?

不不不 No, no, no.

你来决定 You decide.

今天是你的休息日 It's your day off.

嗯... Um...

这个，呃... Well, it, uh...

好啊 Yeah.

今天天气不错，我们可以... Looks like a nice enough day we could...

找个地方骑自行车 We could go for a bike somewhere,

或许可以 maybe.

今天不骑车 No biking today.

但以后我会为此付出代价 But I'll pay for this later.

不喜欢 No.

那你喜欢… Do you like, uh...

泰国菜吗？ Thai food?

呃，还行 Uh, sure.

嗯 Yeah.

因为附近… Because there's, um...

有家不错的餐厅 It's quite a nice place nearby.

好啊 Okay.

行 Okay.

今天还挺开心的 Well, this was fun.

接下来你想做什么？ What do you want to do next?

我不知道 I don't know.

真抱歉天气这么糟糕 I'm sorry about the weather.

给我唱点什么吧 Sing something for me.

嗯，这... Well, here...

其实，教我唱歌吧 Actually, teach me how to sing.

你是认真的吗？ Are you serious?

我非常认真 I'm very serious.

哒，哒，哒，哒... Da, da, da, da...

哒，哒，哒，哒，哒... Da, da, da, da, da...

哒哒哒哒哒... Da, da, da, da, da...

哒... Da...

哒哒哒哒哒... Da, da, da, da, da...

哒哒哒哒... Da, da, da, da...

哒... Da...

你在笑吗？ Are you laughing?

不，挺好的 No, it's good.

你真的很厉害 You're very good.

你觉得你比我强？ You think you're better than me?

我可没这么说 I didn't say that.

哇 Wow.

哇，我伤心了 Wow, that hurt.

你知道么？ You know what?

你要做什么？ What are you doing?

等下 Wait.

女士们，麻烦一下 Ladies, pardon me.

来 Come on.

过来 Go ahead.

额 Um...

对不起 Sorry.

对不起 Sorry.

Da, da, da, da...

Da, da, da, da, da...

噢，太美妙了 Oh, it's lovely.

Da,

da, da, da...

Da, da, da, da, da, da...

还行？ Yes?

还行？ Yes?

你都喜欢，我看得出来 You like both, I can tell.

你更喜欢哪一个？ Which one do you prefer?

他 Him.

他？ Him?

对 Yeah.

你认真的吗？ Are you serious?

难以置信 Unbelievable.

不好意思 I'm sorry about him.

你买通这两位优雅的女士了吧？ You've paid off these two fine ladies?

我从没见过这两位女士 I've never met these ladies,

对吧？ right?

行吧 All right.

恭喜你 Congratulations.

谢谢 Thank you.

你现在很骄傲了，对吧？ You're cocky now, huh?

不好意思 Excuse me.

喂！ Oi!

混蛋！ Dickheads!

你们会杀了自己！ You're going to kill yourself!

找到爆米花！ Find the popcorn!

Da, da, da, da, da, da...

哦 Oh!

哦 Oh!

啊 Ah!

啊 Ah!

啊 Ah!

啊 Ah!

我赶不上了 I'm not going to make it.

你先走吧 Go on without me.

不，我结束了 No, I'm done.

来吧 Come on.

来吧 Come on.

不 No.

起来吧 Up you get.

不，我结束了 No, I'm done.

喂 Oi!

让我一个人呆着 Leave me.

让我一个人呆着 Leave me.

让... Just...

Yes!

Yes!

雷？ Ray?

你在里面吗？ Are you in there?

雷？ Ray?

还是什么都没有 Still nothing.

我们今天就这样吧 Let's knock it on the head for today,

好吗？ shall we?

好 Yeah.

下周末我们可以去别的地方找找 We can look somewhere else next weekend,

好吗？ okay?

取决于你 Up to you.

我一直被告知 I've been told

我有一种名为奉献的天赋 I have an aptitude for devotion.

我听话、勤奋，善于听从指示 I'm obedient, hard-working and excellent at following instructions.

我不用过多的关心，有很高的痛苦阈值，而且善于取悦别人 I'm low-maintenance, have a high pain threshold and rarely fail to please.

但我同时也很谦逊 But I'm also very modest,

所以这会是唯一一次你听到我褒奖自己 so this is the only time that you hear me sing my own praises.

除非你命令我 Unless you ask.

我不会为了任何人剪头发 I won't cut my hair for no one,

而且我要求每周休息一天 and I do require one day off a week.

这是不容争辩的 That's not up for debate.

其余的时间里 The rest of the time,

我会听从你的所有命令 your wish is my command.

天空中的云彩 The clouds in the sky,

只要你能在恐惧和悲伤中微笑，你就能挺过去 you'll get by, if you smile through your fear and sorrow.

微笑吧，或许明天 Smile, and maybe tomorrow,

你会看到太阳为你穿透云层，洒下光芒 you'll see the sun come shining through for you.

达伦？ Darren?

我是科林 It's Colin.

你来早了 You're early.

是的，抱歉 Yeah, sorry.

我会 I'll

让你的脸上洋溢着喜悦 be your face with gladness.

我讨厌每一丝悲伤的痕迹 I hate every trace of sadness.

尽管泪水可能就在眼眶， Although a tear may be ever so near,

那正是你必须不断尝试的时候 that's the time you must keep on trying.

微笑吧，哭泣有什么用呢？ Smile, what's the use of crying?

你会发现生活依然值得 You'll find that life is still worthwhile.

只要你微笑，你必须不断尝试 If you just smile, you must keep on trying.

微笑吧，哭泣有什么用呢？ Smile, what's the use of crying?

你会发现生活依然值得 You'll find that life is still worthwhile.

你会做饭吗？ Can you cook?

是的，是的，我会 Yeah, yeah, I can cook.

你想吃点什么？ What do you fancy?

你会发现生活依然值得 You'll find that life is still worthwhile.

我知道有一条我必须走的路 There's a road I know I must go.

尽管我告诉自己那条路已经封闭 Even though I tell myself that road is closed.

让那只孤独的海鸟 Let the lonely sea bird,

你离开陆地太久了 you've been away from land too long.

噢，太久了 Oh, too long.

我不再听新闻了 I don't listen to the news no more.

像一把没上弦的锁 Like an unwound lock,

我似乎只是不在乎了 I just don't seem to care.

这个世界不够大，无法让我远离你 This world isn't big enough to keep me away from you.

噢，远离你 Oh, from you.

海鸟，海鸟，飞回家吧 Seabird, seabird, fly home.

海鸟，海鸟，飞回家吧 Seabird, seabird, fly home.

像一只孤独的海鸟 Like a lonely seabird,

你离开陆地太久了 you've been away from land too long.

噢，太久了 Oh, too long.

突然间你和我在一起 Suddenly you're with me,

而我进入了你的生活 and I turn your life in.

你像幽灵一样缠绕着我 Like a ghost you haunt me,

你在这一夜情中寻找温暖 you find warmth in a one-night bed.

日落圆月，都无法让你兴奋 Sun sets full moon, don't turn you on.

像一只未拴着的狗，你只想奔跑 Like an untied dog, you just have to run.

像一只孤独的海鸟 Like a lonely seabird,

你离开陆地太久了 you've been away from land too long.

噢，不，太久了 Oh, no, too long.

小海鸟，海鸟 Little seabird, seabird,

海鸟，飞回家吧 seabird, fly home.

像一只漂亮的小海鸟 Like a pretty little seabird,

海鸟，海鸟，飞回家吧 seabird, seabird, fly home.

海鸟，海鸟，飞回家吧 Seabird, seabird, fly home.